WEBVTT - Episode 69: Big White Stiff

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<v Speaker 1>This is Dan Patrick takes a camp.

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<v Speaker 2>Gambling was something that I did a clever way to

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<v Speaker 2>circumvent Dan actually making bets himself by using a proxy,

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<v Speaker 2>and I became consumed by it and now joined by

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<v Speaker 2>Bad Larry and Dylan the graphics guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's Dan Patrick.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, ready to go. Everybody's here here for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Bad Larry, Shay all right, Dylan locked in?

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<v Speaker 3>All right?

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<v Speaker 2>Nobody was last week. Dylan lost one unit, Shay lost three,

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<v Speaker 2>Bad Larry lost three, But Bad Larry is still the

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<v Speaker 2>only one in the plus category plus six. No Kentucky

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<v Speaker 2>Derby winners, So you guys lost a total of seven

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<v Speaker 2>units last week. On that Larry did send Ray a

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<v Speaker 2>winning Derby bed, but it wasn't on the show, so

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<v Speaker 2>it doesn't count.

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<v Speaker 3>Larry.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I didn't expect it to count. We were just okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 4>you understand.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh.

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<v Speaker 4>They scratched a couple of horses early in the morning

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<v Speaker 4>and we had that two dollars across the board bet

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<v Speaker 4>on like ten horses.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But when we when we record this on Thursday, that's

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<v Speaker 2>the show of record.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. I know, I'm not looking for any I'm not

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<v Speaker 4>looking at for any credit for the Derby.

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<v Speaker 2>Well you're not getting any you say, it is kind

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<v Speaker 2>of impressive, lair.

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<v Speaker 5>You did take half the field and still not hit

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<v Speaker 5>the horse sun there, so like mathematically kind of.

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<v Speaker 2>That is that is almost impossible to do a bad layer.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh Shay, you went to a sports t Haven, which

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<v Speaker 2>is an O t B. How did that go on Saturday?

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<v Speaker 3>It didn't go very well because I never made it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, what happened Friday?

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<v Speaker 3>Well? Uh, Friday with Cinco.

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<v Speaker 2>Were you? Were you in Sinco or I was out

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<v Speaker 2>of Sinco to my I.

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<v Speaker 3>Was, I had a great night, Danny. Uh and then

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<v Speaker 3>just Saturday kind of disappear in front of me. It

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<v Speaker 3>just didn't work out.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what happened.

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<v Speaker 3>I left here or no, I left work at noon

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<v Speaker 3>on Friday on Friday, and I got home at like

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<v Speaker 3>two in the morning. Where did you go? I went

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<v Speaker 3>to our favorite wing spot. Oh yeah, I went there

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<v Speaker 3>until about five, Okay, Then I went to Typico until

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<v Speaker 3>about I don't know, and then I ended up at

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<v Speaker 3>new Haven at some bar.

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<v Speaker 5>So you still made it to new Haven but couldn't

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<v Speaker 5>make it into the Oh man, it was sports.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I was? It was a I guess it was

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<v Speaker 3>a Mexican restaurant or bar. I remember the bartender asking me,

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<v Speaker 3>have you been to our other locations? And I said, dude,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know where the funk.

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<v Speaker 1>I am right at this location.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know where I am? Am?

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<v Speaker 2>I am I at.

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<v Speaker 3>This location this place.

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<v Speaker 2>He was like, oh, yeah, did anybody else have war

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<v Speaker 2>story stories for SINKO to mine?

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<v Speaker 3>Bad Lair.

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<v Speaker 2>I know you probably just had your usual bud one.

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<v Speaker 3>What about you do?

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<v Speaker 5>I actually ended up going to I zagged and went

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<v Speaker 5>to an Italian restaurant okay, and was drinking non Mexican

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<v Speaker 5>cocktails for the night. And then actually on Saturday, I

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<v Speaker 5>just delayed Synco to my O, so then I celebrate

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<v Speaker 5>on Saturday.

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<v Speaker 3>Wasn't sink on Friday?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Right right? Yeah? The Derby was on Saturday, Bad Larry.

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<v Speaker 2>Anything interesting this weekend?

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<v Speaker 4>I had to go to my aunt's eightieth birthday party

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<v Speaker 4>and that's where that's where I watched the derby with

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<v Speaker 4>the man.

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<v Speaker 3>You have three.

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<v Speaker 4>Hundred of her closest friends.

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<v Speaker 1>That is great, Wait, Larry, your aunt's.

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<v Speaker 4>Eighty yeah, well my wife's ant. Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just thinking, you're what sixty five gotta be.

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<v Speaker 3>Seventy, that's pretty good.

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<v Speaker 4>Sixty five and your answer fifteen years the generation ahead

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<v Speaker 4>of you. That's where it works. That's where it works

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<v Speaker 4>anywhere outside of Appalachia.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, all right, Toche, what let's see recapping bad Larry?

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<v Speaker 3>You did?

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<v Speaker 2>All right? You got the heat to beat the Knicks, Celtics,

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<v Speaker 2>beat the seventy six ers, Lakers to beat the Warriors.

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<v Speaker 2>You lost your Justin Verlander going back to Detroit. You

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<v Speaker 2>got the Suns minus three versus the Nuggets. Kentucky Derby

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<v Speaker 2>didn't do well. What do you have for me this week?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just back with a couple one unit bets for

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<v Speaker 4>two of the games tonight, and then I'm betting my

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<v Speaker 4>heat again tomorrow night against the Knicks. Okay, So one

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<v Speaker 4>unit on the games tonight, Celtics and the Suns.

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<v Speaker 2>That's two and a half Celtics minus two and a

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<v Speaker 2>half and son to minus three. Yes, yeah, okay.

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<v Speaker 4>And then I went to heat tomorrow night minus five against.

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<v Speaker 2>Xt Okay, are we surprising that the Celtics are minus

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<v Speaker 2>two against the seventy six Ers in that game?

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<v Speaker 3>They're going to play hard on that.

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<v Speaker 4>That's Philly. Yeah, I'm a little worried about it, but

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<v Speaker 4>I think the Celtics Tatum is gonna have a monster game.

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<v Speaker 4>Then I have some player props, just one units on

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<v Speaker 4>these player props. There's not much action, you know tonight.

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<v Speaker 4>I want Joel and Bibe over to his points.

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<v Speaker 2>That'd mean what they twenty nine and a half.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I'll take that twenty nine and a half. And

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<v Speaker 4>then Jason Tatum over his.

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<v Speaker 2>Points twenty nine and a half, twenty nine and a half.

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<v Speaker 4>And then I have Luca.

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<v Speaker 6>No, we're telling no, no, no no, I let him

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<v Speaker 6>have it. Okay, you want to take Luca over points?

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<v Speaker 4>Correct and over? What was all this? No? No nos?

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<v Speaker 2>Because Luca plays for the MAVs.

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<v Speaker 4>I know it's tomorrow night.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, the MAVs aren't playing.

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<v Speaker 4>Big white stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>We had a hunch those guys joker.

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<v Speaker 4>Joking, that's what I want over points and over.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, God, I should have just let you leave that

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<v Speaker 2>one out there.

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<v Speaker 4>I was sound asleep when I got the pet.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, here we go, here we go. Yeah, made

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<v Speaker 2>the mistake, he thought, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Want to I want the big white stiff who got

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<v Speaker 4>robbed by the out of the m v P.

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<v Speaker 3>You do want a big white stiff, don't you? God?

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<v Speaker 3>What a big.

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<v Speaker 2>White all white guys look alike to.

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<v Speaker 3>You, Larry, those two do all right?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh shay?

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<v Speaker 2>Anything you want to recap from last week?

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<v Speaker 3>Not really?

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<v Speaker 2>All right? Let me move ahead.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, the push the Lakers Warriors push was fucking brutal.

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<v Speaker 3>I need like six points, yeah with two minutes left,

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<v Speaker 3>and I couldn't get it. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So this week.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Celtics minus two and a half, Denver plus three,

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<v Speaker 3>Heat minus four and a half. Knicks are done. Knicks

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<v Speaker 3>are freaking done. Okay. Uh And then baseball, I got

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<v Speaker 3>San Diego Minnesota game over eight runs. You Darbis will

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<v Speaker 3>give up one dinger in the first inning, I guarantee it,

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<v Speaker 3>White Sox, can you bet on that? Then? I should

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<v Speaker 3>have bet on the first five is what I should

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<v Speaker 3>have bet.

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<v Speaker 1>We're run in the first inning.

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<v Speaker 3>We're run in the first inning because he just loves

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<v Speaker 3>throwing softballs in the first inning.

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<v Speaker 1>You might be able to find a home run in

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<v Speaker 1>the first inning.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a prop race if you can find it. What

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<v Speaker 2>else do you have shown?

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<v Speaker 3>White Sox laying one O five against the Royals and

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<v Speaker 3>the Rays tonight night game minus one fifteen against Hermond.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't trust them. I don't trust them at all.

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<v Speaker 2>You like the White Sox, though, don't you bet on

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<v Speaker 2>the White Sox or to the White Sick.

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<v Speaker 3>I think they're undervalued. I think they have a better

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<v Speaker 3>lineup than how they're playing. They're just not playing well lately.

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<v Speaker 3>But I think you can squeeze value out of them

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<v Speaker 3>like this should be. They're horrible, not horrible, Danny. They

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<v Speaker 3>just don't have a good record. It's long, it's a

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<v Speaker 3>long season. It's one and sixty two.

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<v Speaker 1>To strap wait it out. It's actually nothing.

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<v Speaker 3>So exactly, I think they're better than their playing.

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<v Speaker 2>So if I say you're a horrible driver and you

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<v Speaker 2>go no, I just have a bad.

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<v Speaker 3>Record, exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>The cops are everywhere, yeah, around, especially when I got

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<v Speaker 3>this tattoo show.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not a criminal. I just have a criminal record.

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<v Speaker 3>I made a huge mistake with a placement of this tattoo,

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<v Speaker 3>because every time you get pulled over, the cop comes

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<v Speaker 3>to the driver's side window and they just see a

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<v Speaker 3>big old thirty eight snub nose.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, if you're as smart, you get the thin blue

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<v Speaker 1>line flag.

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<v Speaker 3>Out here to help you didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you give it a lot of thought when you

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<v Speaker 2>got it on that side of your head.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, none, okay, I didn't think you did.

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<v Speaker 2>No, okay, Dylan, what do you have for us?

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<v Speaker 5>Let's see, Yeah, not too much to recap. I did

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<v Speaker 5>hit the under and the Mets Tigers under seven and

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<v Speaker 5>a half. Nothing from the derby. My Nuggets future looking

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<v Speaker 5>pretty good, Dan, Yeah, they're now the favorites. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 5>moving on to this week. We got the Byron Nelson

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<v Speaker 5>in golf. This week, I'm taking Scottie Scheffer top five

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<v Speaker 5>pretty much even money for four units, and I think

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<v Speaker 5>to win it. He was like plus three fifty or

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<v Speaker 5>something at the start.

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<v Speaker 3>Yikes. Jordan Speith won't be in it, out of it, yeah, shameful. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>Texas boy, yeah, classic.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah. And then some NBA. I'm taking the Warriors to

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<v Speaker 5>win the series against the Lakers.

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<v Speaker 1>Plus two hundred.

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<v Speaker 3>That's spicy.

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<v Speaker 5>And then tonight first basket parlay, oh pardon Hardon and

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<v Speaker 5>Durant parlay that pays out plus forty three hundred, and

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<v Speaker 5>then I'm actually gonna add a couple. I'm gonna bet

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<v Speaker 5>some of the other games tonight, so I'm taking the

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<v Speaker 5>Sixers plus two and a half, Nuggets plus three, and

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<v Speaker 5>then tomorrow Nix's plus four and a half.

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<v Speaker 1>Shaye and Larry both had the Celtics and they so

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<v Speaker 1>math you're fading them and fading them.

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<v Speaker 2>I love that, I'm fading you. Anything else there?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, and then crackhead cracking money line stars plus one sixty.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, uh, let's see. I think that's I saw the

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<v Speaker 2>betting line for the first game of the season. The

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<v Speaker 2>Lions are getting seven against Kansas City Chiefs.

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<v Speaker 5>I like the Lions a little too much there. Super

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<v Speaker 5>Bowl hangover for the Chiefs and they suck at covering

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<v Speaker 5>the spread.

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<v Speaker 2>They kept everybody in games last year.

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<v Speaker 5>Every time you felt like and there'd always be like

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<v Speaker 5>a ten point favorite.

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<v Speaker 1>Or something like that, Like it's always a usually healthy line.

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<v Speaker 3>Even in the playoffs.

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<v Speaker 2>That Jags game, Yeah yeah, yeah, Dicey, that feels like

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<v Speaker 2>a thirty twenty four Chiefs win. Yeah, something like.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, go one in under the spread.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh So, Larry, I know you'll be glued to the

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<v Speaker 2>set to watch Luka Doncic tonight. That'll be that'll be great.

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<v Speaker 2>Anything that needs to be mentioned, any further word on

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<v Speaker 2>you joining us in person for the first time ever.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a no, unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm just trying to think when I when I

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<v Speaker 4>can't get up there.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't have a job, truly, what do you have

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<v Speaker 1>to do like on a given day?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, what are you afraid of?

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<v Speaker 4>Larry missing happy hours my wife and my sister in

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<v Speaker 4>law at five thirty? Are you I was if I

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<v Speaker 4>was in Milford, I wouldn't be able to make that

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<v Speaker 4>happy hour.

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<v Speaker 3>Loser.

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<v Speaker 1>That is suppressing.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the worst excuse I've ever heard in my life.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to hang out with my wife.

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<v Speaker 1>You get happy instead?

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<v Speaker 2>And her sister, Oh my god, are you do you have?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you lonely?

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<v Speaker 4>No? Not in the least. Last night, so I do

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<v Speaker 4>my player props, and last night I had I took

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<v Speaker 4>Robinson over six and a half. The guy can't make

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<v Speaker 4>file shots for the next cover that he's I have

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<v Speaker 4>Randall needing a twenty two and a half. The end

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<v Speaker 4>of the third quarter, he goes he has twenty one.

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<v Speaker 4>He goes to the line, he makes the first one

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<v Speaker 4>for twenty two and then misses the second one. Now

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<v Speaker 4>the next run is hype game. He's your best player.

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<v Speaker 2>He doesn't what are you talking? He's not their best player.

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<v Speaker 4>Jalen Brunts is their best player he's involved in their offense.

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<v Speaker 4>He played the whole fourth he had. He had a

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<v Speaker 4>shitty first quarter, one seven or something, got most of

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<v Speaker 4>it out, great second quarter, great third quarter. He's sitting

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<v Speaker 4>on twenty two. He doesn't. He plays the whole game,

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<v Speaker 4>the whole rest of the game. If it wasn't for

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<v Speaker 4>Robinson missing that foul shot at the end of the game,

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<v Speaker 4>that did little scrum where Randall got to read the

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<v Speaker 4>loose ball and just laid it in cup to cover

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<v Speaker 4>for me. He had two points in the fourth quarter.

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<v Speaker 4>He was non existent, and he played the whole fourth quarter.

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<v Speaker 4>That team can't is never going to go to Miami

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<v Speaker 4>MVD No. I agree, he's not gonna happen.

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<v Speaker 1>But they might cover four and a half.

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<v Speaker 4>Five on my paper, right, I heard both forore and

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<v Speaker 4>half thank you? Yeah, I think they get blown. Butler

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<v Speaker 4>didn't even you know, Jimmy Butler didn't even play. He

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<v Speaker 4>just kind of hung out. He's gonna take over the

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<v Speaker 4>game in Miami.

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<v Speaker 2>I agree, Shaye. Why did you write that word on

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<v Speaker 2>your paper that was for dyling? You're fading me called

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<v Speaker 2>him a prick.

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<v Speaker 3>Prick?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, I didn't know who he could have been,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, referral to anybody in this room.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, So it's not Larry that you wrote that.

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<v Speaker 3>No, Larry and I are on the same side this week.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's go Larry bets. There we go.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, well that's a good sign. Well what do

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<v Speaker 1>you have, Ray? I got one thing.

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<v Speaker 5>So with the schedule coming out today, right, Cowboys nine

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<v Speaker 5>and a half over under for wins this year, same

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<v Speaker 5>as the Ravens.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys are both fans who wins more games?

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<v Speaker 2>Well wait, wait, don't we wait till next week.

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<v Speaker 3>We got to see the schedule.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's do that next week. Yeah, well we'll do a

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<v Speaker 2>future and.

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<v Speaker 4>Say, no one's given you enough credit for fading just

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<v Speaker 4>betting under Dallas Cowboys for the first half of games,

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<v Speaker 4>because I did that a lot this year, and that

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<v Speaker 4>was says back, that.

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<v Speaker 3>Was bat first half under the Cowboys. It's most it's good.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a great that's a great bet.

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<v Speaker 1>Trust the guys.

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<v Speaker 4>The situation wins for them this year.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>I would I don't care what the schedule is, I

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<v Speaker 1>would take under that.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm scared.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it feels like they're going to win ten on

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<v Speaker 2>the Knillies feels sick. Yeah, yeah, and then seven uh

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<v Speaker 2>bad Layer will leave the light on for you. If

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<v Speaker 2>you ever happen to get up this way, we'd love

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<v Speaker 2>to uh go out.

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<v Speaker 3>I will, I will yo what you will.

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<v Speaker 4>I will definitely give you a day's advanced notice when

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<v Speaker 4>I'm coming.

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<v Speaker 1>Larry will dress up as your wife.

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<v Speaker 5>Sh I'll bring the Xanax layer be okay, and I'll

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<v Speaker 5>bring the wine coolers, and.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll have a designated driver.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, I'm the designated driver.

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<v Speaker 2>No way, no way, I'm getting a car with you now. No,

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<v Speaker 2>these guys that.

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<v Speaker 1>Are getting the car with you, they never met you.

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<v Speaker 2>They're not getting in a car when they see you.

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<v Speaker 2>Now they will.

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<v Speaker 4>Five minutes after we meet, we'll be going out somewhere.

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<v Speaker 2>Well I know that. But you're not driving because guys,

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<v Speaker 2>you're going to be drinking. Maybe Marvin could could drive you. Guys, Marvin,

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<v Speaker 2>would you be the d D because you don't drink?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, okay, Marvin will just hammer Shirley Temples.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't drink.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm drinking a white cloth.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know. Talking about this is like you don't

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<v Speaker 2>drink if you're drinking a white cloth.

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<v Speaker 5>Marvin can go to a bar and not drink. I

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<v Speaker 5>think is more the the scale set.

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<v Speaker 3>That's impossible.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, no he's not Marvin, I love you. You're

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<v Speaker 4>not invited.

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<v Speaker 1>You seem like you're itching to drive playing the car.

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<v Speaker 1>I am driving, uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Shaye and Irving podcast there wherever you get your podcast

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<v Speaker 2>Shayan Irving and you could get more of what you've

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<v Speaker 2>gotten today.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you see the mommy author who killed her husband

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<v Speaker 3>and they wrote a book about it?

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<v Speaker 2>No, Gend of the Year candidate Casey Anthony.

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<v Speaker 3>She poisoned him with fentanyl. Then after he died, she

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<v Speaker 3>wrote a book about grief.

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<v Speaker 1>Damn, that's a long con Oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Big fan of hers. I'm going to write letter in prison.

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<v Speaker 2>She's going to be in prison when you write the

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<v Speaker 2>letter about you.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, right, well you could both be in there together. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they have conjugal visits. Right, what's the name of that?

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<v Speaker 3>Right? Are you with me?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you with me?

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<v Speaker 3>I am with her? And it ain't Hillary.

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<v Speaker 5>That is kind of like OJ writing if I did

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<v Speaker 5>it and then if was in like size three five

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<v Speaker 5>and I did it and.

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<v Speaker 2>He quotation, Wow, she's a striking I know.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, she did the right thing. Look at her.

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<v Speaker 5>I feel like that happens with the mom murderers, as

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<v Speaker 5>they're often decent looking.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Lorena was good looking, Casey Anthony, yep it lorraina bobbit. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>oh daughter, Ye, she murdered. She murdered his manhood. That is,

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<v Speaker 3>she murdered his future, that's for sure, and threw it

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<v Speaker 3>up the window. Mutilated, I think is what she tried

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<v Speaker 3>to name our daughter, Lorena the third one. What do

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<v Speaker 3>you mean she's a feminist hero? Come on, honestly, did

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<v Speaker 3>your wife yeah she was in the roommate was like,

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<v Speaker 3>absolutely not your I always say your wife, please don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Danny, but you love her? Yeah, Mother's Day weekend, alright,

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<v Speaker 2>what could happen?

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<v Speaker 3>I could get kicked out, that's no.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're not kicked out already.

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<v Speaker 3>That's fair. She's got a lot of patience, that is Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I think there's a there is God.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd love to just do a reality show to watch her.

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely there.

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<v Speaker 2>You got to be a different dude when you're at home.

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<v Speaker 2>You're probably the doting dad and dad I am the

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<v Speaker 2>ultimate husband, lovey dovey.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't I don't know which is the washer or

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<v Speaker 3>which is the dryer? Like, I can't tell you.

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<v Speaker 1>What that's for clothes, not the don't put the plates

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<v Speaker 1>in there.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't touch the dish washer.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't I put the plates in the dryer. Hunt

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<v Speaker 1>if you run through a lot of.

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<v Speaker 3>Plates, if you fuck it up the first time, like

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<v Speaker 3>changing the diaper, you put it on backwards or inside out. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>and the dishes, you just break all the wine glasses

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<v Speaker 3>and the laundry. You just make everything pink. She's never

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<v Speaker 3>gonna want you to do ship ever.

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<v Speaker 1>Again, that's a classic technicians.

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<v Speaker 3>Go to work and come home. That's it. Man.

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<v Speaker 5>The more a nepty are it's something, the less likely

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<v Speaker 5>you're going to have to do it. Break everything, stain

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<v Speaker 5>everything well.

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<v Speaker 2>Shay and Irving podcast wherever you get your podcasts, and

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<v Speaker 2>thanks for joining us on Dan Patrick takes a gamble

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