Speaker 1: This is Dan Patrick takes a camp.
Speaker 2: Gambling was something that I did a clever way to
Speaker 2: circumvent Dan actually making bets himself by using a proxy,
Speaker 2: and I became consumed by it and now joined by
Speaker 2: Bad Larry and Dylan the graphics guy.
Speaker 1: Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 2: All right, ready to go. Everybody's here here for you.
Speaker 2: Bad Larry, Shay all right, Dylan locked in?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: Nobody was last week. Dylan lost one unit, Shay lost three,
Speaker 2: Bad Larry lost three, But Bad Larry is still the
Speaker 2: only one in the plus category plus six. No Kentucky
Speaker 2: Derby winners, So you guys lost a total of seven
Speaker 2: units last week. On that Larry did send Ray a
Speaker 2: winning Derby bed, but it wasn't on the show, so
Speaker 2: it doesn't count.
Speaker 3: Larry.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't expect it to count. We were just okay, okay,
Speaker 4: you understand.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 4: They scratched a couple of horses early in the morning
Speaker 4: and we had that two dollars across the board bet
Speaker 4: on like ten horses.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But when we when we record this on Thursday, that's
Speaker 2: the show of record.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I know, I'm not looking for any I'm not
Speaker 4: looking at for any credit for the Derby.
Speaker 2: Well you're not getting any you say, it is kind
Speaker 2: of impressive, lair.
Speaker 5: You did take half the field and still not hit
Speaker 5: the horse sun there, so like mathematically kind of.
Speaker 2: That is that is almost impossible to do a bad layer.
Speaker 2: Uh Shay, you went to a sports t Haven, which
Speaker 2: is an O t B. How did that go on Saturday?
Speaker 3: It didn't go very well because I never made it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what happened Friday?
Speaker 3: Well? Uh, Friday with Cinco.
Speaker 2: Were you? Were you in Sinco or I was out
Speaker 2: of Sinco to my I.
Speaker 3: Was, I had a great night, Danny. Uh and then
Speaker 3: just Saturday kind of disappear in front of me. It
Speaker 3: just didn't work out.
Speaker 1: That's what happened.
Speaker 3: I left here or no, I left work at noon
Speaker 3: on Friday on Friday, and I got home at like
Speaker 3: two in the morning. Where did you go? I went
Speaker 3: to our favorite wing spot. Oh yeah, I went there
Speaker 3: until about five, Okay, Then I went to Typico until
Speaker 3: about I don't know, and then I ended up at
Speaker 3: new Haven at some bar.
Speaker 5: So you still made it to new Haven but couldn't
Speaker 5: make it into the Oh man, it was sports.
Speaker 3: No, I was? It was a I guess it was
Speaker 3: a Mexican restaurant or bar. I remember the bartender asking me,
Speaker 3: have you been to our other locations? And I said, dude,
Speaker 3: I don't know where the funk.
Speaker 1: I am right at this location.
Speaker 3: I don't know where I am? Am?
Speaker 2: I am I at.
Speaker 3: This location this place.
Speaker 2: He was like, oh, yeah, did anybody else have war
Speaker 2: story stories for SINKO to mine?
Speaker 3: Bad Lair.
Speaker 2: I know you probably just had your usual bud one.
Speaker 3: What about you do?
Speaker 5: I actually ended up going to I zagged and went
Speaker 5: to an Italian restaurant okay, and was drinking non Mexican
Speaker 5: cocktails for the night. And then actually on Saturday, I
Speaker 5: just delayed Synco to my O, so then I celebrate
Speaker 5: on Saturday.
Speaker 3: Wasn't sink on Friday?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Right right? Yeah? The Derby was on Saturday, Bad Larry.
Speaker 2: Anything interesting this weekend?
Speaker 4: I had to go to my aunt's eightieth birthday party
Speaker 4: and that's where that's where I watched the derby with
Speaker 4: the man.
Speaker 3: You have three.
Speaker 4: Hundred of her closest friends.
Speaker 1: That is great, Wait, Larry, your aunt's.
Speaker 4: Eighty yeah, well my wife's ant. Yes.
Speaker 1: I was just thinking, you're what sixty five gotta be.
Speaker 3: Seventy, that's pretty good.
Speaker 4: Sixty five and your answer fifteen years the generation ahead
Speaker 4: of you. That's where it works. That's where it works
Speaker 4: anywhere outside of Appalachia.
Speaker 2: All right, all right, Toche, what let's see recapping bad Larry?
Speaker 3: You did?
Speaker 2: All right? You got the heat to beat the Knicks, Celtics,
Speaker 2: beat the seventy six ers, Lakers to beat the Warriors.
Speaker 2: You lost your Justin Verlander going back to Detroit. You
Speaker 2: got the Suns minus three versus the Nuggets. Kentucky Derby
Speaker 2: didn't do well. What do you have for me this week?
Speaker 4: I'm just back with a couple one unit bets for
Speaker 4: two of the games tonight, and then I'm betting my
Speaker 4: heat again tomorrow night against the Knicks. Okay, So one
Speaker 4: unit on the games tonight, Celtics and the Suns.
Speaker 2: That's two and a half Celtics minus two and a
Speaker 2: half and son to minus three. Yes, yeah, okay.
Speaker 4: And then I went to heat tomorrow night minus five against.
Speaker 2: Xt Okay, are we surprising that the Celtics are minus
Speaker 2: two against the seventy six Ers in that game?
Speaker 3: They're going to play hard on that.
Speaker 4: That's Philly. Yeah, I'm a little worried about it, but
Speaker 4: I think the Celtics Tatum is gonna have a monster game.
Speaker 4: Then I have some player props, just one units on
Speaker 4: these player props. There's not much action, you know tonight.
Speaker 4: I want Joel and Bibe over to his points.
Speaker 2: That'd mean what they twenty nine and a half.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'll take that twenty nine and a half. And
Speaker 4: then Jason Tatum over his.
Speaker 2: Points twenty nine and a half, twenty nine and a half.
Speaker 4: And then I have Luca.
Speaker 6: No, we're telling no, no, no no, I let him
Speaker 6: have it. Okay, you want to take Luca over points?
Speaker 4: Correct and over? What was all this? No? No nos?
Speaker 2: Because Luca plays for the MAVs.
Speaker 4: I know it's tomorrow night.
Speaker 2: Well, the MAVs aren't playing.
Speaker 4: Big white stuff.
Speaker 1: We had a hunch those guys joker.
Speaker 4: Joking, that's what I want over points and over.
Speaker 2: Wow, God, I should have just let you leave that
Speaker 2: one out there.
Speaker 4: I was sound asleep when I got the pet.
Speaker 2: No, no, here we go, here we go. Yeah, made
Speaker 2: the mistake, he thought, I.
Speaker 4: Want to I want the big white stiff who got
Speaker 4: robbed by the out of the m v P.
Speaker 3: You do want a big white stiff, don't you? God?
Speaker 3: What a big.
Speaker 2: White all white guys look alike to.
Speaker 3: You, Larry, those two do all right?
Speaker 1: Uh shay?
Speaker 2: Anything you want to recap from last week?
Speaker 3: Not really?
Speaker 2: All right? Let me move ahead.
Speaker 3: Well, the push the Lakers Warriors push was fucking brutal.
Speaker 3: I need like six points, yeah with two minutes left,
Speaker 3: and I couldn't get it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Okay, So this week.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Celtics minus two and a half, Denver plus three,
Speaker 3: Heat minus four and a half. Knicks are done. Knicks
Speaker 3: are freaking done. Okay. Uh And then baseball, I got
Speaker 3: San Diego Minnesota game over eight runs. You Darbis will
Speaker 3: give up one dinger in the first inning, I guarantee it,
Speaker 3: White Sox, can you bet on that? Then? I should
Speaker 3: have bet on the first five is what I should
Speaker 3: have bet.
Speaker 1: We're run in the first inning.
Speaker 3: We're run in the first inning because he just loves
Speaker 3: throwing softballs in the first inning.
Speaker 1: You might be able to find a home run in
Speaker 1: the first inning.
Speaker 2: It's a prop race if you can find it. What
Speaker 2: else do you have shown?
Speaker 3: White Sox laying one O five against the Royals and
Speaker 3: the Rays tonight night game minus one fifteen against Hermond.
Speaker 3: I don't trust them. I don't trust them at all.
Speaker 2: You like the White Sox, though, don't you bet on
Speaker 2: the White Sox or to the White Sick.
Speaker 3: I think they're undervalued. I think they have a better
Speaker 3: lineup than how they're playing. They're just not playing well lately.
Speaker 3: But I think you can squeeze value out of them
Speaker 3: like this should be. They're horrible, not horrible, Danny. They
Speaker 3: just don't have a good record. It's long, it's a
Speaker 3: long season. It's one and sixty two.
Speaker 1: To strap wait it out. It's actually nothing.
Speaker 3: So exactly, I think they're better than their playing.
Speaker 2: So if I say you're a horrible driver and you
Speaker 2: go no, I just have a bad.
Speaker 3: Record, exactly.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: The cops are everywhere, yeah, around, especially when I got
Speaker 3: this tattoo show.
Speaker 1: I'm not a criminal. I just have a criminal record.
Speaker 3: I made a huge mistake with a placement of this tattoo,
Speaker 3: because every time you get pulled over, the cop comes
Speaker 3: to the driver's side window and they just see a
Speaker 3: big old thirty eight snub nose.
Speaker 1: Well, if you're as smart, you get the thin blue
Speaker 1: line flag.
Speaker 3: Out here to help you didn't.
Speaker 2: Did you give it a lot of thought when you
Speaker 2: got it on that side of your head.
Speaker 3: No, no, none, okay, I didn't think you did.
Speaker 2: No, okay, Dylan, what do you have for us?
Speaker 5: Let's see, Yeah, not too much to recap. I did
Speaker 5: hit the under and the Mets Tigers under seven and
Speaker 5: a half. Nothing from the derby. My Nuggets future looking
Speaker 5: pretty good, Dan, Yeah, they're now the favorites. Yeah, but
Speaker 5: moving on to this week. We got the Byron Nelson
Speaker 5: in golf. This week, I'm taking Scottie Scheffer top five
Speaker 5: pretty much even money for four units, and I think
Speaker 5: to win it. He was like plus three fifty or
Speaker 5: something at the start.
Speaker 3: Yikes. Jordan Speith won't be in it, out of it, yeah, shameful. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Texas boy, yeah, classic.
Speaker 5: Yeah. And then some NBA. I'm taking the Warriors to
Speaker 5: win the series against the Lakers.
Speaker 1: Plus two hundred.
Speaker 3: That's spicy.
Speaker 5: And then tonight first basket parlay, oh pardon Hardon and
Speaker 5: Durant parlay that pays out plus forty three hundred, and
Speaker 5: then I'm actually gonna add a couple. I'm gonna bet
Speaker 5: some of the other games tonight, so I'm taking the
Speaker 5: Sixers plus two and a half, Nuggets plus three, and
Speaker 5: then tomorrow Nix's plus four and a half.
Speaker 1: Shaye and Larry both had the Celtics and they so
Speaker 1: math you're fading them and fading them.
Speaker 2: I love that, I'm fading you. Anything else there?
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then crackhead cracking money line stars plus one sixty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, uh, let's see. I think that's I saw the
Speaker 2: betting line for the first game of the season. The
Speaker 2: Lions are getting seven against Kansas City Chiefs.
Speaker 5: I like the Lions a little too much there. Super
Speaker 5: Bowl hangover for the Chiefs and they suck at covering
Speaker 5: the spread.
Speaker 2: They kept everybody in games last year.
Speaker 5: Every time you felt like and there'd always be like
Speaker 5: a ten point favorite.
Speaker 1: Or something like that, Like it's always a usually healthy line.
Speaker 3: Even in the playoffs.
Speaker 2: That Jags game, Yeah yeah, yeah, Dicey, that feels like
Speaker 2: a thirty twenty four Chiefs win. Yeah, something like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, go one in under the spread.
Speaker 2: Uh So, Larry, I know you'll be glued to the
Speaker 2: set to watch Luka Doncic tonight. That'll be that'll be great.
Speaker 2: Anything that needs to be mentioned, any further word on
Speaker 2: you joining us in person for the first time ever.
Speaker 2: That's a no, unbelievable.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm just trying to think when I when I
Speaker 4: can't get up there.
Speaker 1: You don't have a job, truly, what do you have
Speaker 1: to do like on a given day?
Speaker 3: I mean, what are you afraid of?
Speaker 4: Larry missing happy hours my wife and my sister in
Speaker 4: law at five thirty? Are you I was if I
Speaker 4: was in Milford, I wouldn't be able to make that
Speaker 4: happy hour.
Speaker 3: Loser.
Speaker 1: That is suppressing.
Speaker 3: That's the worst excuse I've ever heard in my life.
Speaker 3: I'm going to hang out with my wife.
Speaker 1: You get happy instead?
Speaker 2: And her sister, Oh my god, are you do you have?
Speaker 2: Are you lonely?
Speaker 4: No? Not in the least. Last night, so I do
Speaker 4: my player props, and last night I had I took
Speaker 4: Robinson over six and a half. The guy can't make
Speaker 4: file shots for the next cover that he's I have
Speaker 4: Randall needing a twenty two and a half. The end
Speaker 4: of the third quarter, he goes he has twenty one.
Speaker 4: He goes to the line, he makes the first one
Speaker 4: for twenty two and then misses the second one. Now
Speaker 4: the next run is hype game. He's your best player.
Speaker 2: He doesn't what are you talking? He's not their best player.
Speaker 4: Jalen Brunts is their best player he's involved in their offense.
Speaker 4: He played the whole fourth he had. He had a
Speaker 4: shitty first quarter, one seven or something, got most of
Speaker 4: it out, great second quarter, great third quarter. He's sitting
Speaker 4: on twenty two. He doesn't. He plays the whole game,
Speaker 4: the whole rest of the game. If it wasn't for
Speaker 4: Robinson missing that foul shot at the end of the game,
Speaker 4: that did little scrum where Randall got to read the
Speaker 4: loose ball and just laid it in cup to cover
Speaker 4: for me. He had two points in the fourth quarter.
Speaker 4: He was non existent, and he played the whole fourth quarter.
Speaker 4: That team can't is never going to go to Miami
Speaker 4: MVD No. I agree, he's not gonna happen.
Speaker 1: But they might cover four and a half.
Speaker 4: Five on my paper, right, I heard both forore and
Speaker 4: half thank you? Yeah, I think they get blown. Butler
Speaker 4: didn't even you know, Jimmy Butler didn't even play. He
Speaker 4: just kind of hung out. He's gonna take over the
Speaker 4: game in Miami.
Speaker 2: I agree, Shaye. Why did you write that word on
Speaker 2: your paper that was for dyling? You're fading me called
Speaker 2: him a prick.
Speaker 3: Prick?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I didn't know who he could have been,
Speaker 2: you know, referral to anybody in this room.
Speaker 1: I think it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, So it's not Larry that you wrote that.
Speaker 3: No, Larry and I are on the same side this week.
Speaker 3: Let's go Larry bets. There we go.
Speaker 1: All right, well that's a good sign. Well what do
Speaker 1: you have, Ray? I got one thing.
Speaker 5: So with the schedule coming out today, right, Cowboys nine
Speaker 5: and a half over under for wins this year, same
Speaker 5: as the Ravens.
Speaker 1: You guys are both fans who wins more games?
Speaker 2: Well wait, wait, don't we wait till next week.
Speaker 3: We got to see the schedule.
Speaker 2: Let's do that next week. Yeah, well we'll do a
Speaker 2: future and.
Speaker 4: Say, no one's given you enough credit for fading just
Speaker 4: betting under Dallas Cowboys for the first half of games,
Speaker 4: because I did that a lot this year, and that
Speaker 4: was says back, that.
Speaker 3: Was bat first half under the Cowboys. It's most it's good.
Speaker 4: That's a great that's a great bet.
Speaker 1: Trust the guys.
Speaker 4: The situation wins for them this year.
Speaker 3: That's a lot.
Speaker 1: I would I don't care what the schedule is, I
Speaker 1: would take under that.
Speaker 3: I'm scared.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it feels like they're going to win ten on
Speaker 2: the Knillies feels sick. Yeah, yeah, and then seven uh
Speaker 2: bad Layer will leave the light on for you. If
Speaker 2: you ever happen to get up this way, we'd love
Speaker 2: to uh go out.
Speaker 3: I will, I will yo what you will.
Speaker 4: I will definitely give you a day's advanced notice when
Speaker 4: I'm coming.
Speaker 1: Larry will dress up as your wife.
Speaker 5: Sh I'll bring the Xanax layer be okay, and I'll
Speaker 5: bring the wine coolers, and.
Speaker 2: We'll have a designated driver.
Speaker 4: No, no, I'm the designated driver.
Speaker 2: No way, no way, I'm getting a car with you now. No,
Speaker 2: these guys that.
Speaker 1: Are getting the car with you, they never met you.
Speaker 2: They're not getting in a car when they see you.
Speaker 2: Now they will.
Speaker 4: Five minutes after we meet, we'll be going out somewhere.
Speaker 2: Well I know that. But you're not driving because guys,
Speaker 2: you're going to be drinking. Maybe Marvin could could drive you. Guys, Marvin,
Speaker 2: would you be the d D because you don't drink?
Speaker 1: I mean, okay, Marvin will just hammer Shirley Temples.
Speaker 3: You don't drink.
Speaker 1: I'm drinking a white cloth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. Talking about this is like you don't
Speaker 2: drink if you're drinking a white cloth.
Speaker 5: Marvin can go to a bar and not drink. I
Speaker 5: think is more the the scale set.
Speaker 3: That's impossible.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, no he's not Marvin, I love you. You're
Speaker 4: not invited.
Speaker 1: You seem like you're itching to drive playing the car.
Speaker 1: I am driving, uh.
Speaker 2: Shaye and Irving podcast there wherever you get your podcast
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Speaker 3: Did you see the mommy author who killed her husband
Speaker 3: and they wrote a book about it?
Speaker 2: No, Gend of the Year candidate Casey Anthony.
Speaker 3: She poisoned him with fentanyl. Then after he died, she
Speaker 3: wrote a book about grief.
Speaker 1: Damn, that's a long con Oh yeah.
Speaker 3: Big fan of hers. I'm going to write letter in prison.
Speaker 2: She's going to be in prison when you write the
Speaker 2: letter about you.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, right, well you could both be in there together. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they have conjugal visits. Right, what's the name of that?
Speaker 3: Right? Are you with me?
Speaker 1: Are you with me?
Speaker 3: I am with her? And it ain't Hillary.
Speaker 5: That is kind of like OJ writing if I did
Speaker 5: it and then if was in like size three five
Speaker 5: and I did it and.
Speaker 2: He quotation, Wow, she's a striking I know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she did the right thing. Look at her.
Speaker 5: I feel like that happens with the mom murderers, as
Speaker 5: they're often decent looking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Lorena was good looking, Casey Anthony, yep it lorraina bobbit. Yeah,
Speaker 3: oh daughter, Ye, she murdered. She murdered his manhood. That is,
Speaker 3: she murdered his future, that's for sure, and threw it
Speaker 3: up the window. Mutilated, I think is what she tried
Speaker 3: to name our daughter, Lorena the third one. What do
Speaker 3: you mean she's a feminist hero? Come on, honestly, did
Speaker 3: your wife yeah she was in the roommate was like,
Speaker 3: absolutely not your I always say your wife, please don't.
Speaker 2: Danny, but you love her? Yeah, Mother's Day weekend, alright,
Speaker 2: what could happen?
Speaker 3: I could get kicked out, that's no.
Speaker 2: If you're not kicked out already.
Speaker 3: That's fair. She's got a lot of patience, that is Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think there's a there is God.
Speaker 2: I'd love to just do a reality show to watch her.
Speaker 3: Absolutely there.
Speaker 2: You got to be a different dude when you're at home.
Speaker 2: You're probably the doting dad and dad I am the
Speaker 2: ultimate husband, lovey dovey.
Speaker 3: I don't I don't know which is the washer or
Speaker 3: which is the dryer? Like, I can't tell you.
Speaker 1: What that's for clothes, not the don't put the plates
Speaker 1: in there.
Speaker 3: I don't touch the dish washer.
Speaker 1: I don't I put the plates in the dryer. Hunt
Speaker 1: if you run through a lot of.
Speaker 3: Plates, if you fuck it up the first time, like
Speaker 3: changing the diaper, you put it on backwards or inside out. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and the dishes, you just break all the wine glasses
Speaker 3: and the laundry. You just make everything pink. She's never
Speaker 3: gonna want you to do ship ever.
Speaker 1: Again, that's a classic technicians.
Speaker 3: Go to work and come home. That's it. Man.
Speaker 5: The more a nepty are it's something, the less likely
Speaker 5: you're going to have to do it. Break everything, stain
Speaker 5: everything well.
Speaker 2: Shay and Irving podcast wherever you get your podcasts, and
Speaker 2: thanks for joining us on Dan Patrick takes a gamble
Speaker 2: and we will talk to you next week.