Speaker 1: Who doesn't fucking love karaoke? Who doesn't love breaking out
Speaker 1: into a song? You don't have to be a good singer.
Speaker 1: In fact, if you are a good singer, don't sing
Speaker 1: karaoke with us, because now you're ruining it for the
Speaker 1: rest of us.
Speaker 2: I gotta say, I'm pretty good. Excuse me. Calm Down
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Speaker 2: took everything in my body not to say something to
Speaker 2: this person. So now I'm gonna call him out on
Speaker 2: the com Down podcast and with that we welcome you too,
Speaker 2: the big show on the Calm Down Podcast? What up? Girls?
Speaker 2: What how is the Thanksgiving? You guys were great. I
Speaker 2: was so excited Taylor showed up. I was just waiting
Speaker 2: for a FaceTime in the booth. Oh right, so here's
Speaker 2: wherever the heck? She was in his suite. So I
Speaker 2: know she's gonna call me. I know she's gonna call me.
Speaker 2: She continues to think that I have this master plan
Speaker 2: of like meeting her with or I'm going you're gonna
Speaker 2: stay up in London.
Speaker 1: It hasn't happened yet. And I told you on the
Speaker 1: phone there was an opportunity. Tony went up to a
Speaker 1: suite that was right next to hers, because mister Kansas
Speaker 1: City was making his rounds and he Taylor Rooks and
Speaker 1: I found out that he was up there in a suite.
Speaker 1: So Taylor Rooks calls Tony and she's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: you went up to the suites right next to where
Speaker 1: she is and you didn't tell us. He doesn't answer.
Speaker 1: He comes back down into the green room like truck
Speaker 1: thing where we are, and he's like, you, guys, she's amazing.
Speaker 1: You should have seen our faces.
Speaker 2: We went what like, we were like fire like breath,
Speaker 2: dragon like of just total ticked off that he went
Speaker 2: up there to meet her and didn't tell us.
Speaker 1: Okay, he was fucking with us. He didn't meet her,
Speaker 1: but just the sheer idea that he might have and
Speaker 1: didn't tell us, we were like, lost her mind, lost
Speaker 1: our mind.
Speaker 2: No, I haven't met her yet. And here's the thing.
Speaker 1: You and I have now done multiple games in that
Speaker 1: stadium and been in multiple places where we could possibly
Speaker 1: I don't want it to be there.
Speaker 2: I don't. I'm gonna say this. We're not manifesting to
Speaker 2: hang with her at a game. We are manifesting a
Speaker 2: private situation with cockatails and look I get where it's easy.
Speaker 2: We're like, oh my god, she would love us. I'm
Speaker 2: sure like everyone says that she would love she really
Speaker 2: feel like she would like us. Here's the here's the
Speaker 2: golden rules. Though.
Speaker 1: You are not allowed to meet her without me and
Speaker 1: I'm not allowed to meet her without you.
Speaker 2: It has to happen together. Here's insecurity. I can call together. No, No,
Speaker 2: it's not gonna happen together. What's gonna happen is it'll happen,
Speaker 2: and then it'll be like do you mind, great, let's FaceTime,
Speaker 2: and then you're we're not gonna be like what what?
Speaker 2: And then it's gonna be like hey, hey, no one
Speaker 2: freak out. We're going to do this at a private place. No,
Speaker 2: we're gonna manifest this. I'm gonna manifest this the right way.
Speaker 2: We're gonna meet her together.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be in a organic, wait for the buzzword,
Speaker 1: organic situation. Can I be Travis is going to say no, actually,
Speaker 1: you know what, maybe I don't want to meet her
Speaker 1: with you.
Speaker 2: Don't embarrass me.
Speaker 1: We have waited this long for this to happen, to
Speaker 1: finally meet Santa Claus, and you are going to ruin
Speaker 1: it for me. Here's what I have, all the things
Speaker 1: that I want for Christmas. I'm like, sit, sit down.
Speaker 2: We were having a drunk chat. It wasn't a drunk
Speaker 2: it was like a good wine buzz which was happy
Speaker 2: with her myself and Jarrett and over the weekend and
Speaker 2: we were talking about her and I was saying how
Speaker 2: she I was hoping she would be there for your game.
Speaker 2: Oh no, she was there and I was excited and
Speaker 2: I hadn't heard from you, and I was like, she
Speaker 2: probably met her and she doesn't want to tell me. No,
Speaker 2: I'm kidding. You're always doing that. He goes, Babe, it's
Speaker 2: going to work out. You and Chrisa are going to
Speaker 2: meet her, and you're gonna have cottails and you're going
Speaker 2: to talk to her. And I said, yeah, but I
Speaker 2: I fear it's going to take me a good thirty
Speaker 2: minutes to warm up. You know, Okay, now that you
Speaker 2: put this out there, I don't want to meet her
Speaker 2: with you. I don't you have so you have like
Speaker 2: you're a fucking good hang. But when it comes to
Speaker 2: the celebrity things, your track around doesn't support that.
Speaker 1: You're very comfortable in these settings. Okay, so maybe maybe
Speaker 1: we want to rethink this. Yeah, and I realize, Taylor,
Speaker 1: I realized we love you and Aaron is going to
Speaker 1: be awkward and embarrassing.
Speaker 2: But she is alf a good fifteen minutes. I'm a
Speaker 2: good hand, she has a really good hang. I realized, like,
Speaker 2: after two drinks, what my first question is going to
Speaker 2: be about her life? What at the end of I
Speaker 2: can do it with a broken heart? Try and come
Speaker 2: for my job? What's that about? What's about? What's that about?
Speaker 2: Because yeah, what's that about? Oh god?
Speaker 1: Oh no, here comes Nosy Rosie. She's coming in hot
Speaker 1: with seven hundred questions. The investigative reporter over here pulls
Speaker 1: out a list of all the things she wants to ask.
Speaker 2: No. So went to Kansas City for the Black Friday Game.
Speaker 1: No, I did not get to meet Taylor sway, but
Speaker 1: it was because I'm such a good friend that I
Speaker 1: don't want to meet her without Aaron.
Speaker 2: That's what happened.
Speaker 1: But yeah, the game ended up being, I'm sure for
Speaker 1: Kansas City fans, way too close for comfort. This is
Speaker 1: now nine games they've won that are one score, games
Speaker 1: that come down to the end. So they continue to
Speaker 1: roll and you can say what you want.
Speaker 2: This is the fucking best thing. Though. If I'm a
Speaker 2: Kansas City fan, I'm like.
Speaker 1: Shut up, I don't fucking care how we win. Last
Speaker 1: time I checked, the objective is to win. Do you
Speaker 1: get extra points for beating a team by forty points?
Speaker 1: Do you get extra points for beating a team by
Speaker 1: one point? No, it's all the same. It's a win
Speaker 1: in the win column. So sure, just like every other
Speaker 1: team right now, as we enter into week fourteen, right,
Speaker 1: it's week fourteen that there are question marks about your team.
Speaker 1: But as Julian Allman likes to say, it's cream season,
Speaker 1: which is a disgusting phrase, but it's He wrote that
Speaker 1: he was like, I know, he's so, and then he
Speaker 1: wrote he tried to make the Lombardi Trophy that looks
Speaker 1: so phallic, and I'm like, Julian, what are we doing?
Speaker 1: But the cream rises to the top. And this is
Speaker 1: the same team that last year. Everyone's like, oh, they
Speaker 1: don't have home field advantage. They're going to have to
Speaker 1: win on the road three times. There's no way they
Speaker 1: can do it, and what do they fucking do? So
Speaker 1: if I'm Kansas City, the team or the fan base,
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, last time I checked, we're winning and
Speaker 1: that's all that matters.
Speaker 2: Chris Jones, who we love dream, was like, yeah, we
Speaker 2: got to clean up some things. Okay, we got to
Speaker 2: do this, we gotta do that.
Speaker 1: But whatever, Chris Jones, I can't I guys, I gotta
Speaker 1: say this because Aaron you have said for the longest time,
Speaker 1: like how wonderful he is, But I've never gotten a
Speaker 1: chance to interview him. I was supposed to have this
Speaker 1: interview with him in the off season for NFL Films percents.
Speaker 1: Scheduling wise, it didn't work out. So of course, after
Speaker 1: he's on the set and he's walking off, I go, Chris,
Speaker 1: I'm so upset I didn't get to do that film's
Speaker 1: interview with you.
Speaker 2: You and I have to find a chance to sit down.
Speaker 2: You are a dream.
Speaker 1: He grabs my hand, he looks at my nail polish,
Speaker 1: and he goes, is that funny bunny?
Speaker 2: I You're a funny bunny.
Speaker 1: I was like, I gave him the biggest hug, and
Speaker 1: I was like, you're a fucking dream. The fact that
Speaker 1: you knew that this nail polish, which most men would
Speaker 1: be like, is that white out that you knew funny bunny,
Speaker 1: you are a funny funny man, funny, so nice man
Speaker 1: fits Who's like because he had never talked to him before,
Speaker 1: honest saying no, never even talked to him. And Fitz goes, wait,
Speaker 1: you're so nice. He's like, this was not what I
Speaker 1: was expecting. I mean, anyone that does know Chris Jones,
Speaker 1: he's a defensive player for the Kansasity Chief.
Speaker 2: That's just this big. I was gonna say, big Burley man,
Speaker 2: like from Christmas vacation the boss had got Mister Shirley's
Speaker 2: wife was like, he was a big Burley man. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he is a big individual, but like a teddy bear
Speaker 2: when he talks and everything. So I just was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: and it's funny. So yeah, Kansas City was great. You
Speaker 2: were in Dallas, my little dawdy queen for Thanksgiving, looking
Speaker 2: like a shining star in your Was it a sequin?
Speaker 2: What was it glitter? What was the what was the
Speaker 2: sheen on the on the ivory suit? It was this
Speaker 2: sequin but the pants were a linen with the sequin
Speaker 2: on the side. It was great. Wow, there you did
Speaker 2: say a linen pant. That is so ballsy. But it
Speaker 2: was a longer linen pant. Here's where I'll tell you.
Speaker 2: I'm saying, don't you worried about the wrinkles? Sure? Am,
Speaker 2: but your psycho friend Nosey Rosie over here really really
Speaker 2: just hits it home with the OCD anxiety. What we
Speaker 2: do is we walk out in the outfit. We get
Speaker 2: in the car. We are fully wrinkled, sitting there for
Speaker 2: a good thirty five minutes to get us to the stadium.
Speaker 2: We get to the green room, We bring our hangar,
Speaker 2: we bring our steamer, and we re steam our rony.
Speaker 2: Who has time for that? How are you having this? Antle? Well,
Speaker 2: we're there, are pretty early. We are are we spoon? Like?
Speaker 2: Why why are we there? So days? Spoon grab will
Speaker 2: be eating here all I there's a lot of up
Speaker 2: and down. We're walking the field. Jillian wants to do
Speaker 2: a touch up, so it's like, after I do that,
Speaker 2: I take my final p I get the steamer out.
Speaker 2: We're all sat, rip the pants off, steam them, walk out,
Speaker 2: write in time for Happy Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1: Oh god, you're great. I haven't even tried out. I'm
Speaker 1: removing the tags as we're there, I'm like a hope.
Speaker 2: It fits fed. I had a real real scary moment.
Speaker 2: These were I hate the side zip pants. The side
Speaker 2: zip pants for me clean catching the skin. We're catching
Speaker 2: the skin, it's interesting, or we may catch on the
Speaker 2: fabric and then we can't get up. We had a
Speaker 2: couple instances where I was balancing with the IFB pack
Speaker 2: that you're that's your ears, that you wear like your
Speaker 2: ears where I can hear what you hear. Program also
Speaker 2: communicate with my producer. I got that connected to my
Speaker 2: underwear in the back of my pants ready, but then
Speaker 2: when you got to go potty, you got to pick
Speaker 2: it up. You gotta hold it. You got a squat
Speaker 2: and make sure your your wire and your path is
Speaker 2: not in the toilet. Then you're dealing with that with
Speaker 2: the oversized blazer. You're holding that, you're holding the pants.
Speaker 1: For those of you that can't see because you're just
Speaker 1: listening to this podcast, you know the move gather the
Speaker 1: extra in front.
Speaker 2: You don't in the toilet.
Speaker 1: Your your legs are holding it from all the pants
Speaker 1: going too far down on the ground and draft.
Speaker 2: Workout not great for your bladder because you're not getting
Speaker 2: rid of everything. And then that turns into a ut
Speaker 2: that didn't happen. This week. Sorry, I have gotten less.
Speaker 1: UTI's the key is in the bathroom when you need
Speaker 1: to sure you know this has plagued me for years.
Speaker 1: For anyone going through chronic UTIs take it from me,
Speaker 1: the number one one. I'm telling you, I am willing
Speaker 1: to share my truble to help you. Okay, trouble, trouble,
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom when you have an urgency to
Speaker 1: pee pee, Okay, take it away. Linen pants go, no,
Speaker 1: just it's all a fucking wild so that you wear
Speaker 1: linen pants.
Speaker 2: Balancing got the linen pants. Ifb the zipper stuck, the
Speaker 2: zipper stuck, I'm by myself. It's third quarter wor stuck.
Speaker 2: We're thinking, huh, how am I getting out of this? One?
Speaker 2: Still got you know, two quarters left side of my
Speaker 2: pants wide open. Huh. Let's not panic, let's not panmic,
Speaker 2: Let's jimmy it.
Speaker 1: Let's jimmy a little and then make sure it's not stuck,
Speaker 1: because you know the move where it's now went through
Speaker 1: the material and now we got one part of the
Speaker 1: zipper through. Then the thread hang it, oh god, the thread.
Speaker 1: Then the sweat starts happening. Then this sweat starts happening,
Speaker 1: and someone throws an interception and you're not out there.
Speaker 1: Then we got it in Lady Wilson's knocking on the
Speaker 1: door and he's to go to the bathroom after her
Speaker 1: halftime performance. You're in there banging on the door. What
Speaker 1: is she doing taking a dump? No, it's the zipper.
Speaker 2: It walks out. You got to be like I swear,
Speaker 2: I wasn't going to that that I did. I was
Speaker 2: to my security because they all knew about the zipper
Speaker 2: worry before, because it happened pregame. You had a zipper
Speaker 2: problem before the game, and you were willing to take
Speaker 2: chances on the Thanksgiving game for the zipper. I felt
Speaker 2: a little bit of a nasal thing coming. I wanted
Speaker 2: to hydrate it didn't prevent it. Instead I got a
Speaker 2: scar and it was a thing. You got a real
Speaker 2: nasal situation. Have we been doing the air whatever? The
Speaker 2: goddamn right? Even had one delivered door dash to my hotel.
Speaker 2: Sure did even called down to the guys dealing with
Speaker 2: our door dashing. Nothing.
Speaker 1: The fact that you even door dashed to the hotel
Speaker 1: is like what And then by the time you get
Speaker 1: your door dashing, Nettie Pots.
Speaker 2: I felt a sign a situation. I wanted to catch it.
Speaker 2: Are you Andrea and I don't know this about you? Yeah,
Speaker 2: here's the other thing. There's a real like tail out there.
Speaker 2: Wives tale that you have to have a filtered water
Speaker 2: when you do it, because it like you can have
Speaker 2: some sort of like uh like a micro whatever like
Speaker 2: that's not fat enough, that's I know. So I had
Speaker 2: to ask the people at the hotel could you filter
Speaker 2: and heat this water so I could flush. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: tell you what the people what the hotel are doing
Speaker 2: when they see that in that room. Twelve fourteen light
Speaker 2: light up, They're like, fuck, it's Miss Andrews is calling again.
Speaker 2: What does she need this time? Filtered water for her
Speaker 2: nettie pot? Twelve fourteen lights blinking against Miss Andrews. What
Speaker 2: does she need? They take care of me, Yeah, because
Speaker 2: they're scared of you because you're calling down all the time.
Speaker 1: You need something all the day? Can someone bring up
Speaker 1: my door dash? Can someone bring up my nettie?
Speaker 2: Get that veryself? And Thanksgiving was great. We took a
Speaker 2: queue from Thursday night football and we got a karaoke machine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my girl, how much fun is karaoke? I so
Speaker 1: much love karaoke today, hence why I have all this
Speaker 1: makeup on. Gronk and I who we are obsessed with.
Speaker 1: We did a promo shoot and I'm just like, let's
Speaker 1: get going, so of course, because what do we do?
Speaker 1: Erin and I are so bubbled and then there's silence, yeah,
Speaker 1: because we don't like silence.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, Gronk, what's your karaoke song? He's like
Speaker 2: Vanilla Ice.
Speaker 1: I'm like mine shares, so that we break out into
Speaker 1: a whole like Vanilla Ice and share thing.
Speaker 2: And more than a album.
Speaker 1: What you're coming up to the plate song? He's like,
Speaker 1: welcome to my house. Flow righter. I'm like great Mind's
Speaker 1: to rock wildess, So like wit doing the whole thing
Speaker 1: my point in this and we're getting back getting all
Speaker 1: roads lead back to karaoke. Who doesn't fucking love karaoke?
Speaker 1: Who doesn't love breaking out into a song? You don't
Speaker 1: have to be a good singer. In fact, if you
Speaker 1: are a good singer, don't sing karaoke with us, because
Speaker 1: now you're ruining it for the rest of us. I
Speaker 1: don't need you coming up here having a good voice
Speaker 1: and then making us all feel stupid. But like, break
Speaker 1: out into song, have a great time, and everyone relaxed, lights,
Speaker 1: camera action.
Speaker 2: Bitch, smile. I look, I'm not Toby Gonzalez, but I
Speaker 2: have her voice. I'm pretty good. Excuse me? Yeah? Has
Speaker 2: anyone else told people or you? As I was leaving meeting,
Speaker 2: you're at one thirty in the morning, Elvis and Jason
Speaker 2: said you need to have a little bit more confidence
Speaker 2: because you're okay.
Speaker 1: First of all, I love you, and as a friend,
Speaker 1: I believe you can do anything. Okay, but this is
Speaker 1: not something that I knew about you. If it is
Speaker 1: in fact true, was it sober?
Speaker 2: Aaron? Where's Jared?
Speaker 1: I need Jared to confirm or deny the idea that
Speaker 1: Aaron I think she has a great voice.
Speaker 2: Something here. Let's see what you got. Oh yeah, there's
Speaker 2: pressure and no music. Naturally. I want to tell you
Speaker 2: you love me, love me? No, come on, what you
Speaker 2: got girls? Heard the news that was creepy. I think
Speaker 2: I'm pretty good. I think I'm pretty good. Your karaoke
Speaker 2: song is with arms wide. Mine is a fast car. Well,
Speaker 2: that's not what you did, Chase, Tracy Chapman. You did
Speaker 2: not just break And here's the thing. When I was like,
Speaker 2: what's What's I'm sweating. I'm seriously I need to do in
Speaker 2: the era what's and it keeps turn a light on
Speaker 2: what's with the this is like you're really are professional?
Speaker 2: Like you got to wrap your hands around the microphone hands.
Speaker 2: I feel like that's with the creed guy did got something?
Speaker 2: He seems great. I think I'm I have a good voice.
Speaker 2: I really listen. I'd like to get Elvis and Jason
Speaker 2: Thornberry on the show and they would say that I
Speaker 2: actually crushed it. Okay, let's get along. Hey, how about
Speaker 2: when you have the your like people under drew that
Speaker 2: you didn't expect to be good and they just came out.
Speaker 2: My god, I love Matt Gale crushed a Morgan Wallen song.
Speaker 1: Here's the deal and this is why I will I
Speaker 1: will draw back a little bit of my I don't
Speaker 1: know surprise that you have a good voice, because it
Speaker 1: is about the presentation. It is a Aaron look, I've
Speaker 1: done you for fifteen years. I just didn't know that
Speaker 1: they had a good voice. Okay according to you and
Speaker 1: drunk people. But it is about the confidence and it's
Speaker 1: about the presentation, and like are you into it? The
Speaker 1: more into it you are the better. Like Fitz does
Speaker 1: not have a good voice, but he he like Toby Gonzalez.
Speaker 1: For those of you that don't know Tony's wife, she
Speaker 1: has not only like one of the most gorgeous people
Speaker 1: you've ever seen in your life, she.
Speaker 2: Also has the voice of an angel. But Fitz was
Speaker 2: like a great partner for her. They did Shallow the
Speaker 2: Old Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper song, and like he
Speaker 2: was such a great duet partner.
Speaker 1: I so into it on the ground, like showcasing her.
Speaker 1: So that's the thing. Confidence is key in karaoke.
Speaker 2: I'm really excited to take this to the karaoke bar
Speaker 2: with you and take it to the streets. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: tell you. The next day I thought I had the flu.
Speaker 2: Speaking of being a hypochondriac. I was so sore because
Speaker 2: I was trying to be the moral supportive of everyone
Speaker 2: that got up there. So I was doing interpretive dancing
Speaker 2: the whole time. Aaron does do this queue up the
Speaker 2: Ryan will send it to you. The video from the
Speaker 2: last Super Bowl in Arizona where Aaron is just all
Speaker 2: she dancing with the stars is still alive and well,
Speaker 2: I mean and everything. When people were singing was like
Speaker 2: or the part where I'd be like five sick five
Speaker 2: six and I got some help and it ain't like
Speaker 2: I can I can.
Speaker 1: Just kind of mess up by Masseu. I didn't get
Speaker 1: to see any of the halftime performance. How was Laney great?
Speaker 1: I was also waiting for Mike McCarthy at the half.
Speaker 2: I couldn't see much of it, but they had a
Speaker 2: golf cart right next to me that was waiting to
Speaker 2: get on the field. And I walk by and I go,
Speaker 2: what up, jelly roll? Yeah you did?
Speaker 1: How he is like one of the sweetest people you
Speaker 1: ever did meet. Oh, yeah, he's your guy.
Speaker 2: He's so well, he's you know, he's a he's a
Speaker 2: friend of Amazon Music Live and I've been on a
Speaker 2: Thursday night football show. Yeah, he's lovely. And you know
Speaker 2: what I like. I like stories of redemption. Good for
Speaker 2: fucking you? You know many chapters?
Speaker 1: Is this thing called life? I'll keep reading his story.
Speaker 1: Very interesting. You are down, you are not out, not
Speaker 1: in my book, get right back up.
Speaker 2: So you got to get people probably told him he
Speaker 2: didn't He couldn't sing either, and you know what, he
Speaker 2: needed some call. Here we go next.
Speaker 1: I can't do you know what I mean. Here's what's
Speaker 1: gonna happen. We're gonna eventually meet Taylor Swift and it's
Speaker 1: gonna be like me. I got a good voice. That's
Speaker 1: what's gonna Yeah, here we go. Although I do feel
Speaker 1: like I can crush them Taylor songs, I can't AnyWho.
Speaker 2: So Week thirteen was productive.
Speaker 1: Our holidays, albeit or not always with our families, are
Speaker 1: still fun because they're our families on the road. And
Speaker 1: thank God we have wonderful people that we work with
Speaker 1: which we have so much fun. I shout out to
Speaker 1: Amy Palchak and David Chang. We were at our Thanksgiving
Speaker 1: dinner on Thanksgiving night because our games the next day.
Speaker 1: We are at a restaurant in Kansas City. We got
Speaker 1: the turkey, we got the stuffing, we got the mashed potatoes,
Speaker 1: we got the gravy. I'm so excited. I'm thinking pumpkin pie.
Speaker 1: Right around the corner. Oh the dessert time, there's no
Speaker 1: pumpkin pie. There's some chocolate fudge thing. Oh, where's the
Speaker 1: pumpkin pie. Anyone that knows me knows that I I'm
Speaker 1: obsessed with pumpkin, pumpkin loaf, pumpkin muffin, pumpkin coffee, pumpkin pie. Okay,
Speaker 1: well I don't you know what, why don't you sing that?
Speaker 1: Sing that toune? Okay, I love pumpkin pie. I am
Speaker 1: the joey chestnut of pumpkin pies. I could take these
Speaker 1: things down. It is like there's not a lot of
Speaker 1: food that I really like. Like I'm kind of just
Speaker 1: like at a Mammie is another one that I could crush.
Speaker 2: But pumpkin pie.
Speaker 1: Once a year, one holiday, Give me that goddamn pie,
Speaker 1: and I don't want anyone else to have it. There's
Speaker 1: no pumpkin pie, so David Chang has to uber eats
Speaker 1: one to me. It takes an hour to get there,
Speaker 1: and then Amy's so sweet. Her sister ended up making
Speaker 1: me one the next day. So on the flight home
Speaker 1: on Friday after our game, I've got two pies. This
Speaker 1: is me eating the pies. Don't ever show up to
Speaker 1: a Thanksgiving meal that I'm a part of and not
Speaker 1: have a pumpkin pie? Is that not a common same
Speaker 1: like why.
Speaker 2: I didn't have dessert. I didn't do it. They didn't
Speaker 2: have a pumpkin pie store. They had little like things.
Speaker 2: I wasn't interested. I wanted the Cabernet and I wanted
Speaker 2: the microphone. We have a pumpkin pie. No, no, stop
Speaker 2: rabbing the microphone like that. It's so weird. You're not
Speaker 2: doing that. You are not a professional singer unless you
Speaker 2: tell me otherwise, unless you show me otherwise. I'm going
Speaker 2: to get I'm going to get some video proof this
Speaker 2: weekend of Elvis and Jason saying that I crushed.
Speaker 1: Okay, well I'll be the judge of that, all right.
Speaker 1: So we had great games. You had a great gat
Speaker 1: postgame party, which I love. There's some other things that
Speaker 1: throughout the week on our text chain with Ryan.
Speaker 2: And Kurt are wonderful producers will throw in things as
Speaker 2: they came about. This actually was a very Larry David thing.
Speaker 2: All roads again lead back to Larry David.
Speaker 1: Whenever he would have an idea, he'd write it down
Speaker 1: in this little tiny book that he'd carry with him
Speaker 1: because he wouldn't like real life shit happens and you
Speaker 1: don't want to forget it. So we put it ours
Speaker 1: in a text chain, and Aaron sent a text where
Speaker 1: I knew right away it was going to be a
Speaker 1: good story. She said, and I quote watching Guy watch
Speaker 1: Bravo and Housewives with wife judging what's the story?
Speaker 2: On my flight to Dallas, three and a half hours
Speaker 2: of just full blown studying. I gotta crush my it's
Speaker 2: a short week, my cowboys stuff, watching Mike McCarthy, watching
Speaker 2: Cooper Rush, Michael Parsons, Ceedee lamb, Just crushing writing, typing yep.
Speaker 2: Keep looking at the guy next to me, sharing earbuds
Speaker 2: with the whiff wife and watching the OC reunion and
Speaker 2: he's like dialed in and I'm just like I'm trying
Speaker 2: to make eye contact with him so bad, Like my man,
Speaker 2: I'll be over here learning about this defense. You know
Speaker 2: what I mean? Defense? What is happening? Did you make
Speaker 2: guy contact? He wouldn't let me. Oh. And it was
Speaker 2: even to the point like when we were getting up,
Speaker 2: I wanted to be like I couldn't pay my husband
Speaker 2: to watch I love it. I love Bravo. I'm I
Speaker 2: can't watch it until after the season's over. But my
Speaker 2: man's in it. He's watching like they're even like turning
Speaker 2: the screen a little bit so they both can share.
Speaker 2: And I'm just I'm turning my screen over to show
Speaker 2: that I'm watching. Like Demarvi and over are shown, which
Speaker 2: by the way hell of it picked six first wo
Speaker 2: That's why I am yeah, crush it AnyWho. But I
Speaker 2: do love the judgment of you judging a bandage, not
Speaker 2: watching sports but watching Bravo.
Speaker 1: I can pay Steve to watch Bravo. In fact, it's
Speaker 1: which By the way, I haven't watched a lot of
Speaker 1: house during the season. I'm not watching whatever. But like
Speaker 1: even if some like Love is Blind, I'll dive into
Speaker 1: a little Love is Blind and.
Speaker 2: He'll walk downstairs. He'll see it's on and walk right
Speaker 2: back upstairs. He wants no part of that.
Speaker 1: But I do appreciate you because I know exactly what
Speaker 1: you're doing on that flight.
Speaker 2: I'm looking over you.
Speaker 1: Your head's going back and forth because you want him
Speaker 1: to see you watching him watching Bravo.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I The only time Jared ever cared about Housewives
Speaker 2: was when Jen got arrested. He wanted, like the freaking
Speaker 2: ice or whoever showed up like on the bus and
Speaker 2: he said, oh, yeah, okay, that's a good one. I uh,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna take my because Steve doesn't care. Steve and
Speaker 2: I got into a little bit of a like tip
Speaker 2: mister and missus. We got into a mister and missus
Speaker 2: and we don't.
Speaker 1: I think I could probably count on two hands in
Speaker 1: almost three years. Like the tips that we get into
Speaker 1: and they're never anything crazy, but it's like, what do
Speaker 1: you got?
Speaker 2: What do you got? I knew it because we want
Speaker 2: all talking on the text chain and that upset me.
Speaker 2: I was like, something's off here, Oh, Demarvin ugh while Aaron.
Speaker 1: Is jallous, I'm in Kansas City. Jared and Steve are
Speaker 1: with Mac at Sam Phipps's generous hosting Thanksgiving, so the
Speaker 1: boys are together, we're off working whatever. So Steve and
Speaker 1: I had just been like chirping at each other for
Speaker 1: something because I've got to work on my tongue. Apparently
Speaker 1: it's all about like not what I say, it's how
Speaker 1: I say it, and so what But he but he,
Speaker 1: I don't know if he's here, but he decided not
Speaker 1: to bring that up while I was in person so
Speaker 1: we could have an adult mister and missus. He that
Speaker 1: decided to throw it onto a text message while I'm
Speaker 1: thirty thousand feet up in the air and I think
Speaker 1: I'm having a great time on my way to Kansas
Speaker 1: City with your friends, and it's like, hey, next time,
Speaker 1: maybe you could watch your tone on how you say.
Speaker 2: First of all, you want to send me a text
Speaker 2: message like that, I just left you a card in
Speaker 2: the room that you haven't even found yet on all
Speaker 2: the things I'm thankful for you. So guess what. But
Speaker 2: this is what this was.
Speaker 1: This was a good one because I'm like, oh, he's
Speaker 1: gonna feel real fucking stupid after he sends a text
Speaker 1: like that. Then he gets the card and I'm like,
Speaker 1: just profusive about my love and gratitude for him.
Speaker 2: Doesn't even acknowledge the goddamn card.
Speaker 1: Oh Now, now I'm like, well he had to have
Speaker 1: seen it. I mean, it's you can't miss the whole thing.
Speaker 1: And so I'm like, oh my god, he's doubling down.
Speaker 1: I got to work on my tone. Hasn't thanked me
Speaker 1: for the card. He hasn't said one thing that he
Speaker 1: likes about me or being thankful for me.
Speaker 2: Nothing. And I'm like, he's gonna apologize.
Speaker 1: He's gonna apologize, right, all I wrote back on the
Speaker 1: text this this really got him?
Speaker 2: Got it? Got it? That's it. Two words. So now
Speaker 2: here we go. Now we've revved up our engine. We
Speaker 2: are off the starting.
Speaker 1: Hound hour standing gay oh two and there's been I
Speaker 1: don't need you to say got it like that? Oh,
Speaker 1: now we're judging the town again. Here is we're going back.
Speaker 1: So finally I just laid out. I said nothing else.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm not getting into this right now. We're
Speaker 1: not doing this over text. I don't play these reindeer
Speaker 1: games anymore. Okay, we are adults. We can talk about
Speaker 1: this later. I'm thinking, of course. So meanwhile, there's a
Speaker 1: simultaneous text chain going on of me, you, Jared, and Steve. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm not weighing in on that text chain.
Speaker 2: I know I knew something was wrong. I freaking knew it.
Speaker 2: I'm like, something's up. I'm texting you on the other side.
Speaker 1: And then here's what I don't want to do, because
Speaker 1: Aaron really gets worried because she always thinks like Steve
Speaker 1: and I are going to break up, and then she's
Speaker 1: not going to have Steve anymore or me anymore, because
Speaker 1: she's gonna choose.
Speaker 2: He probably think I'm a good karaoke thing. So yeah,
Speaker 2: probably you and Casey Kaseum's top forty.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, I can't tell her that we're in
Speaker 1: a fight because I don't really know how much of
Speaker 1: a fight.
Speaker 2: This really is.
Speaker 1: So I don't want to tell Erin about the status
Speaker 1: of what's happening until I know for sure what's going on.
Speaker 1: So anyway, so I land in Kansas City and I'm
Speaker 1: thinking to myself, for sure he's gonna apologize, Like times
Speaker 1: ticking eight o'clock, nine o'clock, ten o'clock at night, I'm
Speaker 1: waiting for pumpkin pie and I'm also waiting for a text.
Speaker 1: The text never comes. And we have a real rule
Speaker 1: with one another, a rule that he instated that no
Speaker 1: matter like he doesn't care like what I'm doing.
Speaker 2: He knows I'm with the.
Speaker 1: Crew, the foot whatever, but always you have to check
Speaker 1: in before you go to bed and say you're home
Speaker 1: and you're safe and good night. Guess who didn't do
Speaker 1: that him. I sent the text even though I was mad,
Speaker 1: home safe, good night, Happy Thanksgiving? Nothing from him. I
Speaker 1: wake up in three thirty in the morning because I
Speaker 1: can't sleep because the alarm is supposed to go off,
Speaker 1: you know how we do at five point thirty, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, not a god, damn, I'm checking the Wi
Speaker 1: Fi signal, thinking I must have missed it.
Speaker 2: Then you send testing if you weren't done that. I've
Speaker 2: done that before.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, something's wrong now now I'm working now, I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, maybe something did happen to him? Did he die?
Speaker 2: Did he die? Did he die? But I uh so
Speaker 2: I said nothing and all I get the whole day. Well,
Speaker 2: actually he did say good luck in your game, So
Speaker 2: I got that a few days a few hours into
Speaker 2: which fires you up even more game. You know what
Speaker 2: when I get home, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: This ain't the only battle that I'll be commentating on today, folks.
Speaker 2: No waits to your ass when I get home. Oh
Speaker 2: fucking Patrick, right into that end. Yeah, undefeated my ass.
Speaker 2: You're in the lost column, bro.
Speaker 1: So anyway, finally I get the text when I'm all
Speaker 1: my way home, are you coming home?
Speaker 2: And yeah, anyways, get home. We resolved it. But this
Speaker 2: is what I said about, we're not doing this. Okay,
Speaker 2: we're not fighting like this. But it didn't happen right away.
Speaker 2: This went on and Aaron knows this because she then
Speaker 2: is now privy to the fight. Are you guys with me?
Speaker 2: Because this is no going Aaron's doing the check up.
Speaker 2: Are we good? What's happening? Like? No, I'm still annoyed,
Speaker 2: So he's downstairs. I'm upstairs.
Speaker 1: But the guy is so fucking funny that he knows
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk to him. He starts sending
Speaker 1: me hilarious text and then he hears me laughing upstairs,
Speaker 1: and so he face times me and what a pillow
Speaker 1: or a blanket that got the door hook her thing?
Speaker 1: So that feels like a song you would be really
Speaker 1: good at singing. Give it a Aaron.
Speaker 2: I'll give her this. I don't know. The voice is
Speaker 2: to be determined. Aaron's really good. Something while back got
Speaker 2: brought up and someone said Robin Thick and all Aaron
Speaker 2: did was, Hey, it was so funny. She's really good
Speaker 2: at that. I'll give it.
Speaker 1: Try so anyways, to finish this goddamn story and the fight,
Speaker 1: he fucking facetimes me and I'm upstairs and I'm like
Speaker 1: you're so.
Speaker 2: He's like, are we over fighting? And I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm over fighting. He's like, okay, great, come downstairs, and like.
Speaker 1: That's the end of the fight. Like these are the
Speaker 1: kind of fights I need to have, not like we're
Speaker 1: throwing shit, like things are getting wild. No, they can
Speaker 1: all be resolved with some humor and a little time.
Speaker 1: But according to him, my tone not in my singing voice, but.
Speaker 2: My tone needs to improve, so you know what. Fine check.
Speaker 1: Oh look, I'm I am willing to say when I'm
Speaker 1: sorry and sometimes my tone maybe sassy. I'll work on it,
Speaker 1: but you better send me that goddamn text before you
Speaker 1: go to bed, because I don't want to have the
Speaker 1: one if you're dead. I want to be I want,
Speaker 1: you know what, I want to be worried about how
Speaker 1: Patrick Mahomes is going to be doing on third down
Speaker 1: because we're struggling a lot on third down lately.
Speaker 2: Still getting the dub, but struggling. That's why we do
Speaker 2: location because if you don't text me, it's fine. At
Speaker 2: least I can see your home and you're alive. You're
Speaker 2: not on the side of the four oh five, So
Speaker 2: I don't want to talk to you now because you're home,
Speaker 2: alive and not on the four oh five. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know about that location thing. I guess I could.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not adverse to it, it just feels like,
Speaker 1: you know what, it reminds me of like the girls
Speaker 1: that are insecure, They're like, drop, I need to see
Speaker 1: your location at allto.
Speaker 2: I just need to see it when I wake up
Speaker 2: at three thirty with chest pains. Other than that, then
Speaker 2: you're in real trouble. If I had to wake up
Speaker 2: at three thirty and see where you are, if you
Speaker 2: made it home, you know what I'm saying on the landline,
Speaker 2: wake you up? Oh yeah?
Speaker 1: Actually, while I was trying to find my phone, I
Speaker 1: use the landline to call my phone because normally I
Speaker 1: just like Cake, can you call my phone?
Speaker 2: I can't find it.
Speaker 1: That's when you know you're mad using the landline to
Speaker 1: track down your phone. And are we out of time?
Speaker 1: I think my story was forty five minutes.
Speaker 2: That's sorry. We have so many things to cover next week.
Speaker 1: We do a lot of things including and we'll give
Speaker 1: you a tease because I know that you guys are
Speaker 1: just waiting for every one of our stories. We got
Speaker 1: to talk Christmas cards, We've got pressure, the gems.
Speaker 2: That Mac is going to.
Speaker 1: I had any insane dinner bill that I would love
Speaker 1: to do a rant about. And also dogs at the
Speaker 1: grocery store yay or nay?
Speaker 2: Calm down? Would you leave the people a little bit
Speaker 2: of something me? Yeah? Lifeasm. That's what we ended our
Speaker 2: night with and I'll tell you what. Not only do
Speaker 2: I hit those notes, but I also reenact the Pepsi
Speaker 2: commercial that like a Prayer caused so much controversy with
Speaker 2: where she's down on her knees. I want to take you. Bye. No,
Speaker 2: don't give up now, don't give up now, go right
Speaker 2: back to Mike. All right, we love you, guys. Bye.
Speaker 2: Aaron's got to get to her vocal lit No, I
Speaker 2: can't believe you. Hit me with you. Calm Down with
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