1 00:00:00,960 --> 00:00:04,400 Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. It's time for your dirty little secret. 2 00:00:04,440 --> 00:00:06,160 Speaker 1: Remember texting four one O six one. If you have 3 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:08,640 Speaker 1: a dirty little secret, you can literally tell us anything. 4 00:00:08,920 --> 00:00:11,640 Speaker 1: Because we keep everybody anonymous. We don't even ask what 5 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:13,600 Speaker 1: your name is, so nobody will know who you are, 6 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:16,680 Speaker 1: and nobody know, nobody will know it's you telling your 7 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:19,239 Speaker 1: dirty little secret. And that's why we give everybody a 8 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:22,640 Speaker 1: fake anonymous nickname. And on the phone right now, mister Clean, 9 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:25,919 Speaker 1: mister Clean, mister clean, the bald dude. Yeah, I was 10 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:28,840 Speaker 1: gonna say how it supped to be bald. Yeah, well 11 00:00:28,840 --> 00:00:31,240 Speaker 1: I got a ball hit. So are you doing? Yeah? 12 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:37,200 Speaker 1: I know? Anyway, enough about your bald head, mister clean, 13 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:40,800 Speaker 1: you actually have a dirty little secret. Yeah, man, I 14 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:43,720 Speaker 1: got a dirty little secret. I've never told anybody this, 15 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:47,040 Speaker 1: so I'm ready to share my story. All right, We're 16 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:50,040 Speaker 1: ready to hear it. Let's do it, all right. So 17 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:54,600 Speaker 1: when I was about eleven twelve, okay, um round that age, 18 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:57,280 Speaker 1: I used to like clean up the house, and I 19 00:00:57,400 --> 00:01:00,000 Speaker 1: used to clean up the house with my parents aside, 20 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:04,240 Speaker 1: so I would uh yeah, So when I would use 21 00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:06,920 Speaker 1: a dirty one, I would clean it, wash it out. 22 00:01:06,959 --> 00:01:08,479 Speaker 1: I wouldn't put it with the dry and the rest 23 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:10,320 Speaker 1: of the other stuff. I would put it on my heating, 24 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:13,119 Speaker 1: the electrical heating unit, and I will let it dry 25 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:18,440 Speaker 1: it there. So one day, clean the house with a 26 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:21,320 Speaker 1: dirty sock. Just why, just to be kind of a jerk. 27 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,280 Speaker 1: I just was young. It was no logic. I just 28 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:29,640 Speaker 1: felt like I was cleaning. They just never washed either too. Yeah, 29 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:33,199 Speaker 1: it was so fresh man. So I leave the socle 30 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:38,399 Speaker 1: on the electric electrical heating unit and come home. So 31 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:43,840 Speaker 1: my house is on fire. Guys, Yes, the dry side 32 00:01:44,120 --> 00:01:50,600 Speaker 1: cord on fire burned half of the house down. Yeah. Man, 33 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:55,440 Speaker 1: And um, I was so young, and nobody knew till 34 00:01:55,480 --> 00:01:58,720 Speaker 1: this day know that I earned the house down. Wait, 35 00:01:58,760 --> 00:02:01,520 Speaker 1: so like the fire, the fire people can tell like 36 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:04,040 Speaker 1: what started the fire normally or where it started. So, 37 00:02:04,440 --> 00:02:06,480 Speaker 1: I mean, did your parents know that it started in 38 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:13,000 Speaker 1: your room? They didn't necessarily find it. They just they 39 00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:17,639 Speaker 1: knew where it started, but they didn't know. Why did 40 00:02:17,639 --> 00:02:20,480 Speaker 1: they ask you if you knew? Um? Of course and not. 41 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:24,200 Speaker 1: I played. I played dumb, you know, I was like nope. 42 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:28,919 Speaker 1: So then yeah, they have no idea that there half 43 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:30,200 Speaker 1: the house burned down. When you were a kid and 44 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:33,840 Speaker 1: it was your fault your dirty stock, my dirty dry stock. 45 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:39,720 Speaker 1: I okay, come clean, mister clean. Weird weird there, call 46 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:41,839 Speaker 1: you mister clean. It's about cleaning too. Are you lying 47 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:45,680 Speaker 1: to us right now? I wish I would, okay, because 48 00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:48,360 Speaker 1: I'm I'm just thinking like you were. You had to 49 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:50,920 Speaker 1: clean the house a lot. Kids don't like doing anything 50 00:02:50,919 --> 00:02:53,240 Speaker 1: other than what they wanted to do cleaning. Did you 51 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:55,079 Speaker 1: burn the house down so you didn't have to clean 52 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:58,320 Speaker 1: it anymore? Come on, you weren't insanely a troubled kid, 53 00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:00,400 Speaker 1: and you didn't even burn your house down. I almost 54 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:05,840 Speaker 1: hit I didn't even crush my mind. Well. I set 55 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:08,239 Speaker 1: a really big fire in my room once because you 56 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:12,200 Speaker 1: know isopropyl alcohol, Yes, yeah, uprobo alcohol. We used to 57 00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:14,720 Speaker 1: win back on the day when you played video games 58 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:17,360 Speaker 1: and you had Nintendos. You had to clean your games 59 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:22,040 Speaker 1: out with isoprobol alcohol, very flammable, And so I put 60 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:25,040 Speaker 1: a bowl full of isopropyl alcohol in the middle of 61 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:27,360 Speaker 1: my room and just lit it. And then I put 62 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:30,520 Speaker 1: a bunch of other bowls of isopropole alcohol around my 63 00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:36,480 Speaker 1: room and I threw matches at him to see if 64 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:39,960 Speaker 1: I could throw a match in there to make. I 65 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:42,280 Speaker 1: threw one into the bowl. Boom it lit, and then 66 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:44,840 Speaker 1: I'm like, holy crap, that's a big fire. Yeah, And 67 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:46,720 Speaker 1: so then I grabbed a blanket I put it over it, 68 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:48,200 Speaker 1: but then I put it over it because it's liquid. 69 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:51,800 Speaker 1: The isoprobo alcohol went everywhere on the carpet and then 70 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:53,680 Speaker 1: into a couple of other bowls and then I put 71 00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:57,040 Speaker 1: those out also everywhere. So my whole carpet was like 72 00:03:57,080 --> 00:03:59,040 Speaker 1: basically a little patches of fire. And I put it 73 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:01,560 Speaker 1: out because I'm a fire man at heart. Yikes. And 74 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:05,320 Speaker 1: I didn't tell anybody, right, and my carpet because you know, 75 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:08,080 Speaker 1: carpet was burned, right, but you couldn't see the burn. 76 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:09,720 Speaker 1: You could feel the burn off you walked already to 77 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:11,400 Speaker 1: be Chris couldn't see it weird. Was it like a 78 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:13,960 Speaker 1: brown carpet? Yeah, it was like crisp. It was Christmas 79 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:17,480 Speaker 1: burn already. So my mom would walk and walk into 80 00:04:17,520 --> 00:04:19,120 Speaker 1: my room and she's like, what's why is the carpet 81 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:22,240 Speaker 1: like this? I told her I spelt milk. I mean, 82 00:04:22,279 --> 00:04:24,400 Speaker 1: that's a good lie. That was pretty good. Oh my god, 83 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:29,080 Speaker 1: dirty secret. A lot of awests on the phone. Yeah, 84 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:31,040 Speaker 1: So from one arsonist to another thanks for your dirty 85 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:33,920 Speaker 1: little secret. Man, No, not a problem. Man. I got 86 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:40,359 Speaker 1: to back man. Yeah, stick together. What's your dirty little secret.