WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: "Offend Everyone" Mail Bag 0:00:00.840 --> 0:00:01.600 Cutbooms. 0:00:02.440 --> 0:00:05.520 If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 0:00:05.559 --> 0:00:09.320 a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.360 --> 0:00:12.640 of the old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.720 --> 0:00:15.640 treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the 0:00:15.760 --> 0:00:17.640 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. 0:00:18.239 --> 0:00:18.560 Wow. 0:00:18.720 --> 0:00:22.480 The clearing House of Hot takes break free for something special. 0:00:22.840 --> 0:00:29.360 The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now. 0:00:30.320 --> 0:00:35.159 We go. Welcome the Fifth Hour. You see what I 0:00:35.200 --> 0:00:38.519 did there, That's called a fake lead in Danny, that's 0:00:38.560 --> 0:00:39.440 a false lead. 0:00:39.880 --> 0:00:40.440 But here we are. 0:00:40.440 --> 0:00:43.000 It is the Fifth Hour with me, Ben Mahler and 0:00:43.159 --> 0:00:46.800 Danny g Radio, and a very happy Sunday to you. 0:00:46.920 --> 0:00:49.440 We have made it to the well, not the end 0:00:49.520 --> 0:00:53.080 of the weekend, at least like for most people, they're 0:00:53.120 --> 0:00:56.040 off tomorrow because it's the holiday weekend. I don't know 0:00:56.080 --> 0:00:58.800 if you're working Tomorrow day, but I'm working. So it's 0:00:58.840 --> 0:01:02.200 just a normal organ tonight, Sunday night and the Monday. 0:01:02.240 --> 0:01:05.080 So for me, it's not a holiday weekend. It's only 0:01:05.120 --> 0:01:07.520 a holiday weekend if you take the holiday. If you 0:01:07.600 --> 0:01:11.039 don't take the holiday, it's not a holiday weekend. So 0:01:11.080 --> 0:01:13.280 it's just a just a regular weekend for those that 0:01:13.319 --> 0:01:16.080 are working. But well, you know we're here. So and 0:01:16.080 --> 0:01:19.600 it's Indianapolis five hundred day today. Oh my god, are 0:01:19.600 --> 0:01:22.920 you Yeah? And it's on Fox. It's on Fox. You 0:01:23.000 --> 0:01:25.959 better watch. It's on Fox. Also National Wine Day today, 0:01:26.520 --> 0:01:29.640 but in sports radio, every day is wine Day. We 0:01:29.640 --> 0:01:31.640 we love to whine about everything. 0:01:31.760 --> 0:01:33.960 That's what we do. I work on a show called 0:01:34.040 --> 0:01:35.199 Complino and Bitch. 0:01:37.319 --> 0:01:42.040 That's that's of course, It's National bath Bomb Day today. 0:01:42.120 --> 0:01:45.240 It's very important that we have a bath bomb. And 0:01:45.920 --> 0:01:52.320 National brown Baggot Day is today. Very offensive. This is 0:01:52.400 --> 0:01:56.160 a fairly recent celebration, Danny. I know you're curious about that. 0:01:56.240 --> 0:01:58.960 Observed for less than a decade, so it's not an 0:01:59.040 --> 0:02:01.800 established day. But brown paper bags have been part of 0:02:01.840 --> 0:02:05.720 our daily lives for many, many years and occasionally get 0:02:05.720 --> 0:02:09.480 turned into Halloween mask and whatnot. And so the brown 0:02:09.600 --> 0:02:15.079 bag was invented by a man named Francis Wool from Pennsylvania. 0:02:15.480 --> 0:02:21.959 He created a machine that cut the paper into envelope 0:02:22.040 --> 0:02:26.440 shaped bags, and that was in eighteen fifty two and 0:02:26.880 --> 0:02:32.200 continued from that point forward. Eighteen seventy one, some woman 0:02:32.880 --> 0:02:36.680 invented the flat bottom paper bag that could carry more 0:02:36.720 --> 0:02:39.440 items and that was a game changer. And so anyway, 0:02:39.600 --> 0:02:45.160 this brown National Brown Bagget Day today, which is another 0:02:45.160 --> 0:02:49.120 one of those food gazy holidays. But let's get scientifical. 0:02:49.160 --> 0:02:51.280 Then we'll get to the mailbag. We promised this yesterday, 0:02:51.280 --> 0:02:53.560 we did not get to it. So here we go 0:02:54.520 --> 0:03:06.919 with the science of it all. It's sol you ohiou, yeah, 0:03:06.960 --> 0:03:11.040 the great Ohio. What's up? First, the Old Leatherman mystery 0:03:11.760 --> 0:03:16.600 could be solved. Experts expose a probe and do we 0:03:16.919 --> 0:03:21.440 the real life Bigfoot? And they are demanding now the 0:03:21.600 --> 0:03:26.200 hidden archive that is said to have all those secrets 0:03:26.280 --> 0:03:31.240 is unsealed. Yeah, big science story of French speaking guy 0:03:31.320 --> 0:03:35.280 roaming the Northeast in a handmade leather suit in the 0:03:35.360 --> 0:03:39.160 late eighteen hundreds became beloved local selby latted as the 0:03:39.200 --> 0:03:43.680 Old Leatherman. And this is an ancient tale and so 0:03:43.760 --> 0:03:50.800 supposedly there's some some stuff in there that you need 0:03:50.840 --> 0:03:53.240 to know, or the science people say you need to 0:03:53.280 --> 0:03:57.680 know that if they can get this archive unsealed, they'll 0:03:57.720 --> 0:04:00.640 be connections to Bigfoot and all that. And to that, 0:04:00.800 --> 0:04:05.920 I say bullshoi. To that, I say bullshoy. For sure, 0:04:07.440 --> 0:04:11.200 what else do we have here on the science related 0:04:11.240 --> 0:04:16.240 to content front. Let's see page down here, we've got 0:04:16.279 --> 0:04:21.760 the wild tale, wild tale of the I don't know 0:04:21.800 --> 0:04:24.040 if this is so much science or just like this 0:04:24.080 --> 0:04:30.279 is the new normal. One point two billion social media users, 0:04:30.760 --> 0:04:36.640 the data is stolen, and is any of our information 0:04:37.040 --> 0:04:39.960 not already been stolen? Like you know what I'm saying, 0:04:40.000 --> 0:04:44.320 Like over a billion Facebook users had all the private 0:04:44.360 --> 0:04:49.080 information stolen. They say it's the largest data breach in 0:04:49.200 --> 0:04:56.560 social media history. So, yeah, I don't. I'm on Facebook. 0:04:56.760 --> 0:04:58.720 I don't go on there that much. I'm on we 0:04:59.240 --> 0:05:03.120 have a Facebook age, but I don't. I don't think 0:05:03.160 --> 0:05:05.640 I gave them any of my personal information to sign 0:05:05.720 --> 0:05:07.600 up to Facebook. I just they had my name, but 0:05:07.640 --> 0:05:11.680 my name's out there anyway. I'm trying to think. I'm 0:05:11.680 --> 0:05:13.680 trying to think of what I have in there. I 0:05:13.720 --> 0:05:15.960 don't think there's any There's some stuff on X that 0:05:16.000 --> 0:05:18.599 would be or Twitter that would be a problem, but 0:05:19.360 --> 0:05:20.159 they had a bad. 0:05:20.240 --> 0:05:22.200 Yeah, like before you figured out how to use Twitter, 0:05:22.240 --> 0:05:24.440 it was just your phone number, remember as your handle? 0:05:26.600 --> 0:05:28.600 Oh who was that? Oh man? 0:05:29.200 --> 0:05:31.520 Remember that one of our p ones? He had his 0:05:31.560 --> 0:05:34.520 phone number? That's his Twitter handle? Oh my god. 0:05:34.600 --> 0:05:37.080 Yeah, we when we shifted over to Oh, I forget 0:05:37.080 --> 0:05:40.240 who that was? Oh god, that was great. Yeah, the 0:05:40.360 --> 0:05:42.159 guy was such a big fan of the show and 0:05:42.200 --> 0:05:44.279 he wanted us to He didn't know an old guy, 0:05:44.320 --> 0:05:46.680 he didn't know how to sign up for Twitter, so 0:05:47.200 --> 0:05:50.120 instead of he confused the spaces and he put his 0:05:50.240 --> 0:05:52.960 name instead of his name, he put his phone number, 0:05:54.520 --> 0:05:58.440 and every every time he sent a comment, his phone 0:05:58.520 --> 0:06:00.680 and it was his actual phone number were popped up. 0:06:00.720 --> 0:06:04.400 Oh my god, who was that? I forget I forget 0:06:04.400 --> 0:06:07.520 the name. It was hilarious. God, that was so good. 0:06:08.200 --> 0:06:16.480 What a disaster, what an absolute the backle Oh, here's 0:06:16.480 --> 0:06:18.560 a fun Sigence story. This would have been perfect for you, 0:06:18.720 --> 0:06:22.520 Danny if you had your show with Clay. Giant rats 0:06:22.760 --> 0:06:26.200 three times the size of standard rodents have been discovered. 0:06:26.880 --> 0:06:33.320 Enormous vermin have a sharp, sharp up claws or what 0:06:33.400 --> 0:06:36.440 you want to call it, and three inch posse talons. 0:06:37.000 --> 0:06:38.520 Yeah yeah, yeah, so. 0:06:39.200 --> 0:06:40.880 Dynamite Do they have talents? 0:06:41.080 --> 0:06:43.920 I don't know what you call those things. But here's 0:06:43.960 --> 0:06:46.000 the deal. Like I've been to New York City. If 0:06:46.000 --> 0:06:48.720 you walk around New York City after dark, you are 0:06:48.760 --> 0:06:53.800 going to see massive rodents gair on teed gear. 0:06:54.000 --> 0:06:55.520 Yeah, they're the size of raccoons. 0:06:55.720 --> 0:07:00.200 Yeah. Now they claim this is the beast is not 0:07:00.480 --> 0:07:05.520 found in America or anywhere other than Papa New Guinea. Uh, 0:07:05.640 --> 0:07:10.720 the the steep highlands of Mount Willehelm, Papa New Guinea. 0:07:11.440 --> 0:07:15.680 The discovery made by a scientist from the Czech Academy 0:07:16.320 --> 0:07:21.200 of Sciences and says it's astounding, how large. And there's 0:07:21.240 --> 0:07:24.920 a photo of him like holding up the road and 0:07:25.640 --> 0:07:30.800 it it does look to be the size of uh. 0:07:30.880 --> 0:07:33.480 It kind of to me, it kind of looks like 0:07:33.480 --> 0:07:37.119 like Bella, my old dog. I'm trying to get a photo. 0:07:37.160 --> 0:07:38.840 Heret me see I can get a photo and saying 0:07:38.840 --> 0:07:41.800 I'll send you the photo and get the photo. It's 0:07:41.880 --> 0:07:43.840 it's pretty pretty massive. 0:07:44.040 --> 0:07:44.960 Uh. 0:07:45.000 --> 0:07:48.880 The specimen looks like a local. It looks like a 0:07:48.920 --> 0:07:51.720 small It does look like a small dog. You send 0:07:51.720 --> 0:07:53.880 this over here, all right, there you go, I should 0:07:53.920 --> 0:07:56.960 have it right now. Danny. That is that's you think 0:07:57.000 --> 0:08:00.600 that's good eating? You think that nice it The reason 0:08:00.640 --> 0:08:03.840 they're so big is twelve thousand feet up in the sky. 0:08:04.400 --> 0:08:07.920 So that's uh, oh man, look at that. That's some 0:08:08.320 --> 0:08:09.200 very good eating. 0:08:09.720 --> 0:08:12.640 Yeah, that's I bet you, sir. Scratch offs probably had 0:08:12.640 --> 0:08:16.680 that for dinner and somewhere somewhere along the way, I 0:08:16.760 --> 0:08:18.320 just want let's get to the mailbag. What do you say? 0:08:18.360 --> 0:08:21.680 Why would you butterfly cut that and have it well done? 0:08:22.960 --> 0:08:26.840 I think with the proper amount of olive oil and 0:08:26.960 --> 0:08:30.440 garlic and some onions and maybe some bell pepper, I 0:08:30.440 --> 0:08:33.960 think that'd be pretty good. Yeah, how about you breaded 0:08:34.080 --> 0:08:36.079 in Deep Priot and be all right? And there's a 0:08:36.080 --> 0:08:37.600 lot of meat there? Sure? 0:08:37.600 --> 0:08:37.960 Why not? 0:08:38.080 --> 0:08:41.200 All right? And if you had that, if you took 0:08:41.240 --> 0:08:44.920 two of those rats from Papua New Guinea, the giant rats, 0:08:45.440 --> 0:08:48.680 if you took them to sea level and they had 0:08:48.760 --> 0:08:52.120 little rat babies, would those rats be giant or would 0:08:52.120 --> 0:08:55.319 they be little? Because they're not up in the twelve 0:08:55.400 --> 0:08:59.720 thousand foot level of the oxygen is obviously different than 0:08:59.720 --> 0:09:00.000 all that. 0:09:00.960 --> 0:09:01.520 Who knows? 0:09:02.200 --> 0:09:04.760 All right, here we go, mailbag, mail bag, mail bag? 0:09:05.160 --> 0:09:07.400 How do you transition from that to the mail bag? 0:09:07.960 --> 0:09:17.800 Waiting to the mail bag? It's the bag, this mail bag? 0:09:24.040 --> 0:09:24.360 All right? 0:09:24.360 --> 0:09:27.160 Thank you? Ohiol first one, and these are actual letters 0:09:27.160 --> 0:09:28.880 by actual listeners who want to send a message in 0:09:29.640 --> 0:09:32.120 We've been doing really well with new people or people 0:09:32.160 --> 0:09:34.880 that are just kind of regulars with new people mixed 0:09:34.920 --> 0:09:38.800 in Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com. Real fifth 0:09:38.800 --> 0:09:41.200 Hour at gmail dot com. You can send a message 0:09:41.200 --> 0:09:42.880 in right now, you can do it tomorrow, you can 0:09:42.920 --> 0:09:46.199 do it the next day. Just do it, Just do it. 0:09:46.280 --> 0:09:49.240 Send the message in. So the first one is from 0:09:49.280 --> 0:09:55.600 Gary in Pittsburgh, PA and yinzer Land. He says, Hey, 0:09:55.679 --> 0:09:58.560 been and Danny. I was sitting around the house board 0:09:58.600 --> 0:10:01.440 the other day and I thought, what would you like 0:10:01.559 --> 0:10:05.200 to try doing? And it hit me podcasting programming or 0:10:05.240 --> 0:10:07.560 podcast programming real, So this is where Gary is going 0:10:07.640 --> 0:10:09.280 to be our program director and try to touch up 0:10:09.320 --> 0:10:13.120 our work Danny, He says, I think I have the 0:10:13.200 --> 0:10:17.840 perfect evergreen topic for you. You can't say that on the radio. 0:10:18.160 --> 0:10:20.600 I would love to hear some of the responses to 0:10:20.640 --> 0:10:24.160 your riddles and questions that are not even safe for 0:10:24.320 --> 0:10:28.440 Save Harbor. The answer to a question a few weeks 0:10:28.480 --> 0:10:33.199 back about the Dodger pitcher what the Dodger pitcher ate 0:10:33.320 --> 0:10:36.559 even floored you? It would take a bit of work 0:10:37.240 --> 0:10:40.680 from you, but I'm sure you know what stones to 0:10:40.760 --> 0:10:45.400 turn first? Would be right up there with the unreadable 0:10:45.480 --> 0:10:49.680 lame jokes. Am I onto something that's Gary in Pittsburgh. Well, Gary, 0:10:49.679 --> 0:10:52.400 first of all, thank you for your suggestion. I appreciate that. 0:10:52.559 --> 0:10:55.480 It's always nice to have someone touch up our work here. 0:10:56.240 --> 0:11:00.000 Appreciate it. Secondly, we have considered this in the past. 0:11:00.120 --> 0:11:02.840 I think we've talked about this, me and Danny, whether 0:11:02.920 --> 0:11:05.640 or not we should do the offensive jokes here, and 0:11:05.679 --> 0:11:10.040 we've determined that the reason, the main reason not to 0:11:10.120 --> 0:11:13.640 do that is because it will be on audio tape. 0:11:14.240 --> 0:11:16.560 Means seeing the offensive joke. 0:11:16.600 --> 0:11:20.800 It'll be archived forever, and that means you're setting yourself 0:11:20.880 --> 0:11:22.600 up to be canceled permanently. 0:11:22.920 --> 0:11:27.600 Yes, if at some point I go mainstream, if you 0:11:27.679 --> 0:11:30.680 will and that audio is out there, I'm pork. 0:11:30.559 --> 0:11:32.320 Well you already are. Peacock boy. 0:11:33.040 --> 0:11:34.760 Well, I have been the last couple of years. But 0:11:34.800 --> 0:11:36.319 I don't know. They got rid of the they're getting 0:11:36.360 --> 0:11:37.640 rid of the penny. Who knows if they're going to 0:11:37.679 --> 0:11:40.280 bring the show back. But I don't think that'll matter. 0:11:40.679 --> 0:11:43.800 But anyway, that's that's the issue, Gary, and the reason 0:11:43.880 --> 0:11:47.360 I was a gasp by the comments. As you might imagine, 0:11:47.520 --> 0:11:52.480 our listeners do not follow these social norms, and there 0:11:52.480 --> 0:11:56.800 were a lot of racial things that were thrown in 0:11:57.400 --> 0:12:01.679 on that the answer to the to the the question 0:12:01.760 --> 0:12:06.160 about the Dodger pitchers. So it was. It's one of 0:12:06.200 --> 0:12:08.800 those things where I see some of these answers and 0:12:08.880 --> 0:12:10.720 I'm like, I know a lot of the guys just 0:12:10.760 --> 0:12:13.200 love to bust my chops and try to They love 0:12:13.280 --> 0:12:15.000 when I say I can't read that on the air. 0:12:15.000 --> 0:12:18.120 It's like a badge of honor. I'm convinced, like there's 0:12:18.160 --> 0:12:20.480 a subreddit where the guys are like, oh, I said, 0:12:20.520 --> 0:12:23.000 so been so offensive to mel Or. He said, can't 0:12:23.040 --> 0:12:25.120 read that on the air. But I don't, like, I 0:12:25.120 --> 0:12:27.760 don't reference, like exactly what it is. But a lot 0:12:27.840 --> 0:12:31.000 of these are usually very racist or just like over 0:12:31.040 --> 0:12:33.160 the Dome, I enjoy a good joke, and I even 0:12:33.440 --> 0:12:36.200 like the racial humor. I think it's very funny. However, 0:12:36.400 --> 0:12:37.160 I mean there are. 0:12:37.240 --> 0:12:40.280 As long as you make fun of all races exactly, 0:12:40.840 --> 0:12:44.760 then you're eoe and really quick back to the penny Ben. Yeah, 0:12:44.920 --> 0:12:47.600 is there any truth to the rumor that next season 0:12:47.920 --> 0:12:50.560 you guys are gonna film the show every week from 0:12:50.640 --> 0:12:54.360 Tom Looney's house and the show will be rebranded as 0:12:54.640 --> 0:12:55.880 Order versus the Quarter. 0:12:59.360 --> 0:13:01.400 I like that. I'm gonna can I can I write 0:13:01.400 --> 0:13:03.440 that down. I can pitch that to the executives at 0:13:03.520 --> 0:13:07.800 NBC and uh we call uh called Looney. We'll take 0:13:07.840 --> 0:13:12.200 cowboys nickname the Handsome horder. You can add that, add that. 0:13:12.360 --> 0:13:14.640 I was thinking change Tom Lose the name to to 0:13:14.640 --> 0:13:17.280 to the dime, Benny in the Dime, you know something 0:13:17.280 --> 0:13:19.400 like that. You know you can change it up fun 0:13:19.480 --> 0:13:22.560 with that. And I mentioned before on the TV show 0:13:22.559 --> 0:13:26.040 we actually knew this was possible last year, and I said, 0:13:26.480 --> 0:13:29.880 Benny versus the penn a, you know, the pasta. We 0:13:29.920 --> 0:13:31.720 could flip a bowl of pasta or something like that. 0:13:31.720 --> 0:13:36.440 But there's there's options. Next up is Reno Pinball, Mike 0:13:36.559 --> 0:13:40.200 writes in He says, hey, Ben and Danny g it's 0:13:40.240 --> 0:13:44.760 Reno Pinball. Mic Ben, can you please stop saying milk 0:13:45.440 --> 0:13:48.360 when you are talking about the liquid Cow's producer. 0:13:49.280 --> 0:13:51.840 He just called yeah, Sequan and milk. 0:13:52.440 --> 0:13:55.600 It is called milk. It is pronounced with an I 0:13:55.960 --> 0:14:01.120 not an E when you call milk man in Colorado. 0:14:01.280 --> 0:14:04.680 I head towards the window to jump. But besides that, 0:14:04.760 --> 0:14:07.000 I love you and Danny and listen all the time 0:14:07.160 --> 0:14:11.600 to both shows. Well, thanks for the message. I like 0:14:11.679 --> 0:14:16.320 this guy's a douche. Thank you, reno. Pinball, Mike, appreciate that. 0:14:17.160 --> 0:14:20.880 And the pinball very similar to the penny. You know, 0:14:20.960 --> 0:14:24.040 the penny is going away. The pinball in many ways 0:14:24.080 --> 0:14:26.400 has gone away, right, Danny. The pinball's kind of gone away. 0:14:26.400 --> 0:14:29.480 That's kind of not really much of a thing these days. 0:14:29.920 --> 0:14:32.080 But I really do that as a tribute to you. 0:14:32.120 --> 0:14:36.040 Every time I say, Milk, I'm doing that for you 0:14:36.800 --> 0:14:41.200 pinball Mike. That is my tribute to you. And so 0:14:41.320 --> 0:14:43.760 that's that. And I just love when certain people are 0:14:43.760 --> 0:14:48.200 triggered by words. You know what I mean. You know. 0:14:49.240 --> 0:14:52.440 And it's a live radio show. It's four hours of 0:14:52.480 --> 0:14:56.440 talk radio every night, and so occasionally I just like 0:14:56.520 --> 0:14:59.200 to I follow the teachings of Rick Dy's, the great 0:14:59.280 --> 0:15:02.480 Rick Dy's who told me, says Ben, just make sure 0:15:02.560 --> 0:15:05.560 to leave some mistakes in the show. That way, you're 0:15:05.640 --> 0:15:07.720 more relatable. I could do a perfect show, but I 0:15:07.800 --> 0:15:13.280 choose to make a more relatable show. Next up is 0:15:13.560 --> 0:15:18.760 Robin from the Hood in Ottawa. Wow, you think the 0:15:18.800 --> 0:15:22.480 mean streets of Ottawa, you think violence and trouble anyway, 0:15:22.600 --> 0:15:26.040 says hey, guys, first time caller, longtime subscriber, just wanted 0:15:26.080 --> 0:15:29.880 to finally chime in. Robin says and say, I enjoy 0:15:29.960 --> 0:15:32.520 both of you on your weekly gigs, look forward to 0:15:32.680 --> 0:15:37.040 weekend podcast or chemistry on the pod is fantastic, and 0:15:37.080 --> 0:15:41.120 you and Danny Gee are better teammates than the Lakers 0:15:41.120 --> 0:15:44.120 and Adam Silver. All right, heir, high five Robin, good 0:15:44.240 --> 0:15:47.360 good line there. Good job by you guys. Question is 0:15:47.400 --> 0:15:48.760 Ben well outdated? 0:15:48.800 --> 0:15:50.680 There? That would have been funny like three months ago. 0:15:51.240 --> 0:15:53.760 Ben, I know you like to work your magic in 0:15:53.800 --> 0:15:57.560 the kitchen. So are you a Cilantro guy or not? 0:15:57.720 --> 0:16:01.960 I manage for a major train up here in Ottawa, Canada, 0:16:02.040 --> 0:16:05.240 and cannot, for the life of me understand how Cilantro 0:16:05.440 --> 0:16:09.360 is so popular. I am not. I am not Robin. 0:16:09.440 --> 0:16:12.160 If you listen, you say you do listen. I'm team 0:16:12.240 --> 0:16:16.440 garlic and onion. That's it. I have a I don't 0:16:16.440 --> 0:16:18.880 eat all the time. I at one meal a day 0:16:18.880 --> 0:16:21.160 and I'll usually try to skip a day a week. 0:16:21.440 --> 0:16:24.240 But when I do eat, I like to have a 0:16:24.240 --> 0:16:26.560 full onion and a bunch of garlic. That's it. I 0:16:26.640 --> 0:16:28.240 do not do the Cilantro stuff. 0:16:28.560 --> 0:16:33.280 It's interesting about Cilantro. It's like tomato fresh tomato. Ugh, 0:16:33.720 --> 0:16:39.520 but obviously catch up wonderful Cilantro fresh cilantro nasty. It 0:16:39.720 --> 0:16:43.520 overwhelms the taste of whatever it's on, especially when places 0:16:43.560 --> 0:16:45.880 put a ton of it on your food. It gets 0:16:45.920 --> 0:16:48.640 stuck in your teeth. There's nothing good about it. But 0:16:48.800 --> 0:16:52.280 when it is blended up, like the creamy cilantro dressing 0:16:52.280 --> 0:16:55.320 at El Poyo Loco, so good. I don't know what 0:16:55.400 --> 0:16:57.640 it is, but when they blend it up into a sauce, 0:16:57.680 --> 0:16:58.400 it's wonderful. 0:16:58.920 --> 0:17:01.720 Well, that's a very similar to the tomato and ketchup. 0:17:02.000 --> 0:17:04.240 You know, I don't like tomatoes, but I like a ketchup, 0:17:04.359 --> 0:17:06.280 So it's a but add a bunch of other stuff. 0:17:06.760 --> 0:17:10.080 Robin says, I cannot stand the stuff. It's it's all 0:17:10.160 --> 0:17:12.800 I can taste. That's kind of referencing what you were saying, Danny, 0:17:13.600 --> 0:17:15.600 when I tried in recipes and it's so bad. I'd 0:17:15.680 --> 0:17:19.360 rather listen to Colin Cowhard talking circles all afternoon than 0:17:19.400 --> 0:17:23.040 eat cilantro. Ies took a shot at Coward. That is 0:17:23.080 --> 0:17:25.160 a low blow by Robin. 0:17:25.160 --> 0:17:27.080 Is one of Ben's best friends in radio. 0:17:27.200 --> 0:17:29.479 Be careful or neighbors me and cowhard Man? 0:17:29.680 --> 0:17:29.879 Why not? 0:17:30.000 --> 0:17:33.240 He's moving to Chicago, so not soon, but we're pals. 0:17:33.359 --> 0:17:33.879 You know why not. 0:17:34.000 --> 0:17:35.800 Yeah, they hang out on the beach together. 0:17:36.160 --> 0:17:38.520 We did golf one time and he said who are you? 0:17:38.840 --> 0:17:39.920 I think that when I met him. 0:17:39.920 --> 0:17:42.360 Who are you? He said, ball washer? Get over here. 0:17:43.400 --> 0:17:46.000 Yes, he gave me. He tossed his car keys at me. 0:17:46.040 --> 0:17:47.760 He said, make sure to have it back in two 0:17:47.760 --> 0:17:54.080 hours clean. Ryan for Ryan from Shrewsbury, mass writes in says, 0:17:54.080 --> 0:17:57.160 hey boys, I've written in a while since I told 0:17:57.160 --> 0:18:01.080 you guys I discovered raising canes or hell that raging games. 0:18:02.040 --> 0:18:05.199 I also have been wedding planning for my wedding on 0:18:05.280 --> 0:18:07.680 October fifth. Mazzeltoff, congratulations on. 0:18:07.640 --> 0:18:10.040 The pop end is near. 0:18:10.800 --> 0:18:13.520 Yeah, he's we're gonna lose him, you know, got another 0:18:13.600 --> 0:18:16.320 good foot soldier gonna get married and then the wife 0:18:16.359 --> 0:18:18.520 will be like, why do you listen to that podcast? 0:18:18.840 --> 0:18:20.400 I don't understand it. 0:18:20.480 --> 0:18:21.760 Oh, hopefully he still listens. 0:18:21.840 --> 0:18:25.480 I just meant the end of his calm, peaceful universe 0:18:25.520 --> 0:18:26.640 that he had as a bachelor. 0:18:26.880 --> 0:18:29.720 No, well there's that, but I'm telling you, Danny, the 0:18:29.760 --> 0:18:31.080 marriage thing is like. 0:18:31.080 --> 0:18:33.879 You No, No, ben are faithful listeners. 0:18:33.920 --> 0:18:37.359 They stand up to Tarranny and anyone who tries to 0:18:37.400 --> 0:18:40.959 get it between them and a podcast, and let's be honest, 0:18:41.200 --> 0:18:44.840 a good podcast. My wife she likes it when I 0:18:44.880 --> 0:18:47.600 have a couple of podcasts in the holster because it 0:18:47.680 --> 0:18:50.960 keeps me busy when she's busy doing something else. So 0:18:51.119 --> 0:18:54.840 just as long as you, you know, don't bother your 0:18:54.880 --> 0:18:57.399 significant other. Like we've had guys call in the past. 0:18:57.480 --> 0:19:00.439 Remember where they said they listen to you for so 0:19:00.600 --> 0:19:04.200 many hours. That's where their significant other got bothered because 0:19:04.600 --> 0:19:07.840 they heard your voice coming out of speakers for hours. 0:19:08.200 --> 0:19:11.679 Yeah. Well, my thing is I've heard from guys. Remember 0:19:11.800 --> 0:19:15.280 was it Jason and Ottawa? Remember I don't know you were? 0:19:15.400 --> 0:19:16.960 Yes? Yeah, no, I was. 0:19:17.040 --> 0:19:20.240 Yeah, Well he didn't. He end up hooking up with 0:19:20.280 --> 0:19:23.159 a much younger lady and then he had to give 0:19:23.240 --> 0:19:26.080 up the show because of that. Like there was, there's 0:19:26.119 --> 0:19:28.359 an example, and there's other examples. But hopefully Ron will 0:19:28.359 --> 0:19:29.000 be okay anyway. 0:19:29.480 --> 0:19:31.800 I oh, that's worse than Bill Belichick at Jordan on. 0:19:33.280 --> 0:19:35.480 I bear the lead, my man, I bear the lead. 0:19:35.760 --> 0:19:39.080 So Ryan the money quote, money quote. We all know 0:19:39.119 --> 0:19:41.159 the most important parts of the money quote that we 0:19:41.160 --> 0:19:44.280 can do a whole monologue on. Ryan says, since he's 0:19:44.840 --> 0:19:47.080 very proud of his wedding, October fifth. I have not 0:19:47.119 --> 0:19:49.240 gotten an invite. Have you gotten the invite? Danny on 0:19:49.119 --> 0:19:51.960 the on the wedding anyway, he says, can you reach 0:19:52.000 --> 0:19:55.600 out to your friend and see if Sucky is available 0:19:55.640 --> 0:20:00.640 for a speech? Let me tell you, Ryan, I don't 0:20:00.680 --> 0:20:02.720 know who's gonna speak at your wedding. Obviously, I don't 0:20:02.720 --> 0:20:04.480 know your friends. I'm not in your world. And that's 0:20:04.480 --> 0:20:06.600 your own world. That's your own movie. You've got your 0:20:06.600 --> 0:20:08.480 own actors and your own movie. That's the way it 0:20:08.480 --> 0:20:14.240 should be. Let's just hope. Let's hope that. I don't 0:20:14.240 --> 0:20:16.440 know if you want to hope that happens or doesn't happen. 0:20:16.720 --> 0:20:19.800 But still I'm smiling right now. I don't know if 0:20:19.800 --> 0:20:20.600 you can tell I'm smiling. 0:20:20.640 --> 0:20:20.960 Danny. 0:20:21.160 --> 0:20:24.080 You need to get a hold of everybody you knew 0:20:24.200 --> 0:20:26.680 at that wedding and find out who videoed that. 0:20:27.280 --> 0:20:29.000 I only know a couple of people at their wedding. 0:20:29.240 --> 0:20:32.080 But I will, I will effort that. I will talk 0:20:32.119 --> 0:20:34.760 to about my wife's family. It's her family, and so 0:20:35.080 --> 0:20:38.360 I'll see if anybody has a recording. It was amazing 0:20:39.000 --> 0:20:43.240 This heartfelt If you missed last week's podcast, This Heartfelt 0:20:43.520 --> 0:20:47.520 best Man is his bros getting married. It's over for 0:20:47.600 --> 0:20:50.720 the bros. You know. He's giving the guy away to 0:20:50.760 --> 0:20:53.760 the bride and he's telling all these wonderful stories about 0:20:53.760 --> 0:20:57.320 growing up with the groom and they're going through the 0:20:57.359 --> 0:21:02.600 whole thing and every story is me and sucky and 0:21:03.920 --> 0:21:10.000 instead of ski. Oh so good, oh god, oh all right, 0:21:10.280 --> 0:21:13.040 good luck. Ryan Reggie from Detroit writes, enter the mail 0:21:13.119 --> 0:21:17.159 bag and he says, happy holiday weekend, gentlemen. Ben, are 0:21:17.200 --> 0:21:18.119 you going to be on tonight? 0:21:19.040 --> 0:21:19.159 Uh? 0:21:19.359 --> 0:21:24.120 And Ben and Danny h like both your shows. He says, Ben, 0:21:24.160 --> 0:21:27.080 do you wish you had had not? Do you wish 0:21:27.160 --> 0:21:31.040 you had not put Charlie and Charlie together on the radio? 0:21:31.080 --> 0:21:35.200 It was very awkward. And that is from Reggie and 0:21:35.480 --> 0:21:37.680 Reggie this is usually send good email. This is a 0:21:38.560 --> 0:21:41.560 crappy email by you. This is a bad job by you. Yes, 0:21:41.680 --> 0:21:43.600 I'm gonna be I said last week I was going 0:21:43.640 --> 0:21:45.720 to be on the holiday weekend. I'm not taking time 0:21:45.760 --> 0:21:48.080 off until we go to Vancouver at the end of 0:21:48.119 --> 0:21:49.960 the week and then I we have to take a 0:21:50.000 --> 0:21:54.200 travel day. So that's why. Uh yeah, and why even 0:21:54.200 --> 0:21:58.879 But yes, that was horrible. Charlie and Charlie was you know, 0:21:59.040 --> 0:22:01.040 punch me in the eye and punch me in the eye, 0:22:01.400 --> 0:22:02.960 or kick me in the balls and kick me in 0:22:03.000 --> 0:22:05.400 the balls, is what it was. It was not good, Charlie. 0:22:05.440 --> 0:22:08.640 So we have these young listeners. Danny one's in Dallas. 0:22:09.119 --> 0:22:12.320 He's a junior high school kid. He's homeschooled, so he 0:22:12.359 --> 0:22:14.159 stays up all night like any good. 0:22:14.440 --> 0:22:16.200