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Speaker 1: going shopping as a first date activity. Love it. What's

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Speaker 1: wrong with that? Yeah? I kind of like that. Well,

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Speaker 1: it depends are you the shoppy or the shopper? Are

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Speaker 1: I think getting to go shopping, well, that's just a

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Speaker 1: I'm on your side. Christian activity is like swimming or

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Speaker 1: attending a gym class are not good first date activity?

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Speaker 1: They say, Yeah, and swimming so that their makeup comes off.

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Speaker 1: That's amazing. Yeah, you said we're going to see right

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Speaker 1: you guys have no idea how waterproof makeup is. The

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Speaker 1: number one answer though, for the worst first date activity

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Speaker 1: is anything that involves family. Oh yeah, taking someone as

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Speaker 1: a plus one to a wedding is a big no

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Speaker 1: oh on the first date. Well, I don't know. If

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Speaker 1: there's an open bar, I'll be your first alb absolutely.

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Speaker 1: I once was on a date with this dude where

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Speaker 1: And then he ordered a limo first day. But I

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Speaker 1: I get in the limo. We go to dinner, and

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Speaker 1: to like fight you. No, she was yelling at him.

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Speaker 1: Now she's on your daytime. I'm just sitting there like

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Speaker 1: And then and she goes, You're the most disgusting man

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Speaker 1: Like she was just like talking like that. She was

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Speaker 1: So here's my bad date story? Right? Um, I get

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Speaker 1: want to the Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jubil

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Speaker 1: phone Frameay Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hello, this is

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Speaker 1: looking for Timothy. Uh yeah, this is Timthy. How can

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Speaker 1: I help you? Is everything okay? Well that depends how

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Speaker 1: you define Okay. I have to ask you some questions.

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Speaker 1: How's the meat meat? I've been hearing a little meat

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Speaker 1: don't think there's anything illegal about purchasing meat from a

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Speaker 1: butcher's shop. Well, there is a few things illegal about

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Speaker 1: that when you're purchasing exotic meats from endangered animals who who? All? Right, now,

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Speaker 1: I didn't know that they were still in any illegal

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Speaker 1: or exotic meat. I didn't know. I would like to

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Speaker 1: then I want to be involved. Well, since you brought

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Speaker 1: it up, that's an interesting idea because we have been

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Speaker 1: looking for someone to infiltrate this criminal organization. Thank you

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Speaker 1: very much for agreeing to do this. I do believe

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Speaker 1: you that you really didn't know exactly what you were

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Speaker 1: getting yourself into. The meats taste really good. You've eaten

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Speaker 1: some of the meat I did, but it did? You

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Speaker 1: just tell me what I have been eating. Please? Well,

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Speaker 1: we believe his name is Chad. I'm hoping that you

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Speaker 1: can draw your own conclusion here, What's what's a Chad?

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Speaker 1: I would say that this particular Chad was about six

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Speaker 1: had a real zest for life according to his family. No,

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Speaker 1: you're making it sound like Chad was a dude, like cha.

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Speaker 1: Chad was a dude. Yes, Chad was a dude, got

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Speaker 1: he's in your refrigerator or wherever you're hanging your meats. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm really in Chad. Yes, sir, that I regretfully inform

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Speaker 1: I gave my watching Chad the other day. I don't

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Speaker 1: she's gonna divorce me. Well, it's kind of funny that

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Speaker 1: this point, I don't think you're an accomplice. I've just

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Speaker 1: dipping sauce did you use? It's not as sauce. We

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Speaker 1: actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing a phone prank

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Speaker 1: on you and your wife. Canda set you up. What

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Speaker 1: all Chad, Yeah, I was freaking out. I'm over here

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Speaker 1: Date follow Up. Charity is on the phone today for

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Speaker 1: Thank you for your email. We can get you another date. Hey. Yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: out to the jew Ball show show. My name is

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Speaker 1: pronounced Jebil, but it doesn't matter. It's fine, No, it's fine.

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Speaker 1: It happens all the time. Can you say one more

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Speaker 1: time because I think I'm a confused. Now, Yeah, it's jubil,

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Speaker 1: That's so I've described it to people. If you don't

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Speaker 1: This is Mark. Hi Mark, my name's Jewbel, my name's Alex.

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Speaker 1: Oh you think I'm boring. You didn't talk for the

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Speaker 1: You're right, you know I should have just called her

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Speaker 1: you don't even know what to say. Would you like? No,

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Speaker 1: I already know what you know? Can I just okay? Mark?

421
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Speaker 1: Can I just say it? Please? Would you would you

422
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Speaker 1: like to want on another date with Charity? We'll pay

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Speaker 1: for it, Okay, you know what? You know what? You

424
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Speaker 1: know what? Fine, I'll do one more date? Really? No?

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Speaker 1: All right, So, Charity, I'm sorry that you didn't get

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Speaker 1: another date. It sounds like you're going to be better

427
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Speaker 1: off though. Yeah, honestly, like sorry, I feel bad. I

428
00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:47,639
Speaker 1: would Jurgis time turn out to be kind of an ass. No,

429
00:21:48,119 --> 00:21:50,600
Speaker 1: it wasn't a waste of time. I probably should have

430
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Speaker 1: said more during our date, but like, so good you

431
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Speaker 1: guys are want to be Yeah, you fine, You'll find

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Speaker 1: someone who likes the way that you communicate, whether you're

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Speaker 1: saying words or saying nothing at all. Well, I mean

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Speaker 1: like at least show so it did. So check out

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Speaker 1: the Jabal Show and thank you for your email, and

436
00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:09,440
Speaker 1: now you can be a listener to the Jaball Show

437
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Speaker 1: for Dada's The Jewels Show on demand. Jebils Dirty Little Secret.

438
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:20,680
Speaker 1: Time for your Dirty Little Secret. But first eleven days

439
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Speaker 1: a year are ruined. I don't even actually don't even

440
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:26,320
Speaker 1: know what day it is right now because we had

441
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Speaker 1: Monday off. And every single time there's a Monday off,

442
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:31,879
Speaker 1: it ruins the whole week. Yes, I almost forgot to

443
00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:34,240
Speaker 1: pick my set up from school because I thought it

444
00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:36,719
Speaker 1: was his Dad's day. They should always give us Fridays off.

445
00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:38,320
Speaker 1: Every single person I've talked to you this week, I

446
00:22:38,359 --> 00:22:39,840
Speaker 1: don't even know if it's been a weekend or half

447
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Speaker 1: a week or a day, but anybody I've talked to

448
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Speaker 1: is like, oh, I hate having Monday off. It screws me.

449
00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:46,120
Speaker 1: Text in four one oh six one do you hate

450
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Speaker 1: having Mondays off too? We already didn't know what day

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Speaker 1: it was because of COVID, and now like this whole

452
00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:52,359
Speaker 1: Monday holiday, Yeah, it's like, forget about it. I mean

453
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Speaker 1: for me, I don't think it matters because I don't

454
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Speaker 1: have many responsibilities, So if it was a Friday or Monday,

455
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Speaker 1: it wouldn't really matter. Memorial Day, Labor Day, those are

456
00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:01,399
Speaker 1: monday off weekends. I used to always go to the

457
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:05,200
Speaker 1: lake and party. Yeah, no, I don't owe that. No,

458
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:07,320
Speaker 1: it's not because you have to drive back on a

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00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:10,920
Speaker 1: Monday and it takes about fifteen hours and you're sitting

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00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:12,720
Speaker 1: there on the freeway and there's someone next to you

461
00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:15,359
Speaker 1: with their dirty feet hanging out the window. They'll be

462
00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:17,440
Speaker 1: camping all weekend long. You have to kind of smell

463
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:19,560
Speaker 1: their feet. It's on the traffic, and then you get

464
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Speaker 1: back late and you're drunk and hungover and they have

465
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Speaker 1: to show up on a Tuesday thinking it's a Monday,

466
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:26,040
Speaker 1: and your whole week is just screwed. I can I

467
00:23:26,119 --> 00:23:30,080
Speaker 1: stopped going. I hate the PTSD in We should do

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00:23:30,119 --> 00:23:33,160
Speaker 1: a petition Friday holidays only we should love that idea.

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Speaker 1: Where do I sign? I don't know? Change dot org? Yeah,

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00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:38,600
Speaker 1: changed our organ except we never do that. We say

471
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:40,280
Speaker 1: that all the time, but we never do it. I

472
00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:42,480
Speaker 1: feel like everybody says that and they try to do it,

473
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Speaker 1: but nobody, like even the people who do it like

474
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Speaker 1: it doesn't work, I'll never work. Right now, Okay, right now,

475
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:51,159
Speaker 1: how many do we need? Like three hundred thousand, I

476
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:53,760
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't three hundred thirty something million. I

477
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:55,760
Speaker 1: feel like it's like a low number to get this changed.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why. I don't know started petition. I

479
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Speaker 1: don't know how this all for it going to point

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Speaker 1: out this is like the ninth petition we've started, and

481
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:05,679
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna do this. I'll have

482
00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:08,280
Speaker 1: Christian posted on at the Jewel Show, Instagram, Twitter, all

483
00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:10,200
Speaker 1: that stuff we need, do it. I'll do today. We

484
00:24:10,359 --> 00:24:13,520
Speaker 1: actually need a president who can really do some change

485
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:16,680
Speaker 1: in this country. Every single president talks about the economy

486
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:19,199
Speaker 1: and it stays the same, or they talk about how

487
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:22,119
Speaker 1: they're gonna fix social issues, not much changes. If we

488
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Speaker 1: had a president who got up there and was like, look,

489
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:26,760
Speaker 1: no more daylight savings time. Also, we're taking Fridays off

490
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Speaker 1: and not Monday, everybody would vote for that, dude. So

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Speaker 1: we're actually going to do a petition for it. I'll

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Speaker 1: do I'll do it right now, It'll be it'll be

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Speaker 1: ready in the next hour. Well, I don't even know

494
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Speaker 1: what an hour is because Monday off. So I'll look

495
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Speaker 1: for it, but go to at the Jewel show and

496
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:41,000
Speaker 1: you can find it there. Sign the petition let's get

497
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Speaker 1: some change in this country, change that we desperately need. Okay,

498
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:46,919
Speaker 1: oh oh yeah, that's right. Somebody's still on hold for

499
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:48,960
Speaker 1: dirty little secret, and it is the dirty little secret.

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00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:50,840
Speaker 1: Sorry about that. My apology is keeping you waiting. So

501
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:53,119
Speaker 1: you have a dirty little secret. Hey guys, all right,

502
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:57,560
Speaker 1: so here's here's gonna what's up. My dear little secret

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00:24:57,720 --> 00:25:02,680
Speaker 1: is that I slept with one of my best friend's sisters. Okay,

504
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:06,600
Speaker 1: five years ago, three years ago, and last year we

505
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:12,840
Speaker 1: would he occasionally like hook up. He has no idea

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00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:15,080
Speaker 1: would I mean, I I don't know, I assume. So

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00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:16,879
Speaker 1: she doesn't want me to tell him because like I

508
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,199
Speaker 1: live with my best friend, which is her brother, right

509
00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:21,760
Speaker 1: like in the same city, and she lives in a

510
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:24,280
Speaker 1: different city, and she flies in and you know, to

511
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Speaker 1: visit him, and then she always comes in like a

512
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:30,040
Speaker 1: day earlier, stays the day later and we meet up

513
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Speaker 1: at the hotel. That's amazing. That's pretty cool. Actually, judge

514
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,680
Speaker 1: my hair, Yeah, not at all. So that's why it's

515
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Speaker 1: like one year to one years, three years, five years ago,

516
00:25:39,359 --> 00:25:43,280
Speaker 1: because she probably doesn't come visit him that often. Right, Well, exactly,

517
00:25:43,359 --> 00:25:45,280
Speaker 1: I always perk up a little bit because he's like, Yo,

518
00:25:45,359 --> 00:25:47,119
Speaker 1: my sister's coming into town in two weeks. I'm like

519
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:52,000
Speaker 1: two weeks, say, and yeah up. Some times I was like,

520
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,040
Speaker 1: why are you so excited that my sister's coming in town? Now?

521
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:56,280
Speaker 1: I just think she's gray nice. What did you guys

522
00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:59,359
Speaker 1: get married one day? Oh my gosh, I don't. I mean, like,

523
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:00,919
Speaker 1: I think if we that he'd be cool with it

524
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:04,720
Speaker 1: because then we'd be brothers. And that. Yeah, if you

525
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:06,240
Speaker 1: married his mom, that'd be weird because then you'd be

526
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:09,840
Speaker 1: his dad. Oh if I like that to say, I mean,

527
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:14,359
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about it now, don't get me wrong. All right, Well,

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00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:15,800
Speaker 1: thank you for telling us you did a little secret.

529
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:18,680
Speaker 1: And I hope his sister comes to town toon. Oh

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00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:23,719
Speaker 1: next week, man, come around the mountain wins. I mean

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Speaker 1: I came back again. Apparently, Yeah, I wouldn't come back

532
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:33,960
Speaker 1: if I didn't. Lesson did Jewel Show on Demand? And

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the i n N, the Idiot News Network

534
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,880
Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news, they report the news.

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Speaker 1: For Tuesday May tenth, twenty twenty two. I'm Jewel Fresh,

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Speaker 1: and if you're on the market for an itchy, burning sensation,

537
00:26:44,359 --> 00:26:46,840
Speaker 1: then if I got a story for you. No on

538
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:48,919
Speaker 1: that in just a second, But first let's meet the idiot.

539
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:51,360
Speaker 1: I'm Alex Fresh, and I have one sure way to

540
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Speaker 1: not gain fans if you're an athlete. I have all

541
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:55,320
Speaker 1: that coming up in my story coming up. I'm Christian

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00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:57,240
Speaker 1: Grace Stone. I think I've found someone who has a

543
00:26:57,280 --> 00:27:00,239
Speaker 1: worse stomach situation than our very own Jewel Fresh. More

544
00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:02,000
Speaker 1: coming up on that in my story. That's coming up

545
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:05,119
Speaker 1: in my story that possible. Get to those stories at

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00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:06,520
Speaker 1: just the second about her first story to day and

547
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:08,600
Speaker 1: then the news network or Stars and News their report

548
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:11,639
Speaker 1: the news stdcheck dot com just found out the place

549
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:13,760
Speaker 1: here most likely to get herpes the number one city

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Speaker 1: in America. So where is the herpie capital of the US? Miami? No,

551
00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:20,760
Speaker 1: it's not surprisingly not Miami, and it is not Vegas.

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00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:25,359
Speaker 1: Where it is New Orleans. Oh, the Big Easy is

553
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:28,400
Speaker 1: the number one place in the country to get her pies.

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00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:31,600
Speaker 1: Super herpies like super Gonera, Yeah, followed by salmon having

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00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:34,359
Speaker 1: sex there Like I'd be too busy eating yea be

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Speaker 1: too way too drunk to do anything in Oran exactly.

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Speaker 1: Number two is Salt Lake City, then Cincinnati, then Charlotte,

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00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:43,879
Speaker 1: North Carolina, and then Orlando. Wow. So those are the

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Speaker 1: places to go if you want to get herpies. It's

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00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,439
Speaker 1: probably where they get tested at. That's where they get tested.

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00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:51,840
Speaker 1: So they go home from Vegas. Like I've always said,

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00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:54,000
Speaker 1: what happens in Vegas? Days in Vegas and you get

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00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,879
Speaker 1: in SCD because it will follow you home. They probably

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00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:57,960
Speaker 1: get the Vegas and got tested in New Orleans and

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00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:00,040
Speaker 1: that's why it's the number one place in America to

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Speaker 1: get her. And this is true. His is the I

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Speaker 1: n N the Idian News Network. Radios aren't just in

568
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:06,880
Speaker 1: the news. They report the news for our next story

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00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:09,000
Speaker 1: that they Let's send it on over to Alex Fresh

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00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:13,000
Speaker 1: who is on location. I'm at a tennis match, and

571
00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:14,560
Speaker 1: let me tell you, this is not a way to

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00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:25,680
Speaker 1: gain any fans at all. So his name is Dennis Chapalov.

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00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:29,200
Speaker 1: That's a long last name. Hear what they do? Well,

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00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:31,960
Speaker 1: you tell me you're better at sounding like these crazy

575
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:39,920
Speaker 1: names of the name snaps on fans at Italy open

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00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:42,720
Speaker 1: shut the f up. I'm like, are you serious, you

577
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:46,440
Speaker 1: can't contain yourself more than five seconds. Feel like part

578
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:48,560
Speaker 1: of being an athlete, It's like part of being a celebrity,

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00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:49,880
Speaker 1: Like you have to be able to take the hate

580
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 1: right exactly, like let it go. That is not a

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00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:54,400
Speaker 1: good luck, bro. No, yeah, you get paid a lot

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00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:56,360
Speaker 1: of money to deal with us. In my opinion, aren't

583
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,120
Speaker 1: you supposed to let it fire you up to if

584
00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:01,080
Speaker 1: the crowd's booing you, if you're an competitive athlete, you know,

585
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,200
Speaker 1: just knelt down to be a cry baby totally. It

586
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:06,160
Speaker 1: makes you look weak if you do that, rather than

587
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:08,120
Speaker 1: just like looking at them and just like giving him

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00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:10,680
Speaker 1: like a little cute smile, like all right, I see you,

589
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:12,440
Speaker 1: I see you. He grabs a tennis while I was like,

590
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:15,680
Speaker 1: I'm taking my ball and I'm going home. That's all

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00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:17,280
Speaker 1: I have. Sending it back to you. This is the

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00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:18,960
Speaker 1: I N and the Adian News Network, where adios aren't

593
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:22,200
Speaker 1: just in the news the very next story of the day.

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00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:24,680
Speaker 1: Let's sending on over to Christian Gracenow, who's on location

595
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:26,880
Speaker 1: in his apartment because he got COVID and cam back

596
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:29,880
Speaker 1: into the studio. You know that part is true, But

597
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:32,680
Speaker 1: I'm also on location in Washington City, Utah. Not really,

598
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:34,280
Speaker 1: So you want to be worried if you live there,

599
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:37,880
Speaker 1: I'm covid there. I am actually in my apartment. But

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00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,400
Speaker 1: I am bringing you a story from Washington City, Utah,

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00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 1: where a woman has been charged in the deaths of

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Speaker 1: two cyclists who happened to be brothers, which is very,

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00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:48,320
Speaker 1: very sad. A witness to the crash said the driver

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00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:50,760
Speaker 1: swerved into the bike lane while both brothers were driving.

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00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:53,800
Speaker 1: She took them both out, and while their identities have

606
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:56,280
Speaker 1: not been made public, the reason behind the crash has,

607
00:29:56,560 --> 00:30:03,400
Speaker 1: and that is because the driver was pooping herself. No, yes, no,

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00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:05,840
Speaker 1: I'm the police officers thought, you know, they pulled her

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Speaker 1: over under suspicion of driving under the influence, but she

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Speaker 1: said that she had began to uncontrollably defecate on herself

611
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:15,040
Speaker 1: because she'd been taking lots of medicines and stuff recently

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00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:17,880
Speaker 1: for some illnesses that she had, and just caused her

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Speaker 1: to wipe out. Wow, I mean that talk about a

614
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:26,680
Speaker 1: wrong move. Yeah, talk about a wrong move. So it's

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00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:28,560
Speaker 1: definitely there's going to need to be an investigation, Like,

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Speaker 1: who knows if she's just pulling this out of her

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Speaker 1: But I can't even be pooping and driving people. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I wonder how she's doing right now. You know what

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Speaker 1: you know that is when you're driving home and then

620
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:44,720
Speaker 1: you're about to make it home and you have to

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Speaker 1: go to the bathroom really bad. I know all about

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Speaker 1: that to the front door, especially like when you're wearing

623
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Speaker 1: booty shorts and you can't like go into a Starbucks

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Speaker 1: or anywhere to use a restroom, right because boys, what

625
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Speaker 1: do you use of your situation? I mean a Starbucks

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Speaker 1: cup clearly, because there's one in your car somewhere. Forbid,

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00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:06,960
Speaker 1: you actually just go use a toy work. This is

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Speaker 1: the I n N, the Idian News Network where idiots

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Speaker 1: aren't just in the news, they report the news. Tune

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Speaker 1: in tomorrow for another hard hitting report from the I

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Speaker 1: n N. Remember you can follow the show on social media.

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Speaker 1: At the Jewel Show, follow all of us individually. I'm

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Speaker 1: Christian Grace now. And your phone break happens every single

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Speaker 1: hour on the twenties. Your next one is coming up

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Speaker 1: in just a few minutes. That was the I n N.

637
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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on demand, It's another Jebil phone Brakday

638
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Speaker 1: Mornings on the twenties. Hello and Hello, this is Pete

639
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:57,960
Speaker 1: Dakins calling from UPS looking for Melaney. Hey, Hi, this

640
00:31:58,040 --> 00:32:01,080
Speaker 1: is Pete Eakins. I'm calling from UP Yes, looking for Melanie. UM.

641
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:03,160
Speaker 1: Apparently there's been a problem with a package and you've

642
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:06,480
Speaker 1: been trying to reach out to us, so I'm calling

643
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:11,280
Speaker 1: you to try to help you out. Okay. UM, first

644
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:14,520
Speaker 1: of all, you're you're from UP. You you work at UPS?

645
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:17,320
Speaker 1: Do you, guys do a sing song hello to your customers?

646
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:20,080
Speaker 1: What is that? No? No, No, that's just something I

647
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:22,520
Speaker 1: like to do, just try to, you know, cheer people up.

648
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:24,600
Speaker 1: I know you you got a complaint or you're looking

649
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:27,240
Speaker 1: for something or something's gone wrong. So I found that

650
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:29,480
Speaker 1: if you sing a tune to people, they feel a

651
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:33,800
Speaker 1: little bitter about things though. Anyway, Okay, yeah, okay, help

652
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:39,240
Speaker 1: you with Melanie. I'm sorry. Yeah, So if you're calling, Yes,

653
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:41,160
Speaker 1: there is a package that I've been trying to track

654
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:44,800
Speaker 1: down unsuccessfully with you guys. So let me give you

655
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:48,360
Speaker 1: the address again and then you can track it and hopefully, UM,

656
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:51,960
Speaker 1: you mean it when you say it'll be here, you know, tomorrow,

657
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,440
Speaker 1: which you've said twice before. Okay, Well, I've never said

658
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:57,080
Speaker 1: that because I've never spoken with you directly. I think

659
00:32:57,080 --> 00:33:03,560
Speaker 1: you may company companies sometimes you speak to a lot

660
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:09,760
Speaker 1: of different people. Are so drunk right now? Is that

661
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:13,080
Speaker 1: what's going on? I'm sorry? Am I way? Yes? Are

662
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:15,840
Speaker 1: you drunk? Are you drunk right now on the job?

663
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:18,840
Speaker 1: Is that what's going on? To the singing and everything else? No,

664
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:21,959
Speaker 1: I don't drink at all, never drank. Never. This isn't helpful,

665
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,320
Speaker 1: and the singing is making it worse, to be honest,

666
00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:27,120
Speaker 1: no offense. What I would like is to get an

667
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:29,640
Speaker 1: absolute yes if the package is going to be here,

668
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:32,240
Speaker 1: and that the package arrived. Wants y yeah, I really

669
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:37,880
Speaker 1: don't need it. I really don't Yes, she wants a yes. Okay,

670
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:41,080
Speaker 1: I'm not going to listen to this anymore. You're supervisor, please,

671
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:45,040
Speaker 1: I'd like to fix your supervisor? Is really all right? Well,

672
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:48,120
Speaker 1: I will sing you on over dum. I'm sorry, I'm

673
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:50,400
Speaker 1: so sorry about I'm sorry now I'm pat hold and

674
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:52,440
Speaker 1: send you right over there right now? All right? One second?

675
00:33:52,280 --> 00:34:00,920
Speaker 1: Are you be crazy? One second? Please this tyler, I'm

676
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:04,360
Speaker 1: gonna help you, right is this Tyler? Are you are

677
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:08,000
Speaker 1: you Pete? Supervisor? I am the manager on duty. Yes,

678
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:11,399
Speaker 1: right now currently. Okay, well, I want to recommend that

679
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:16,920
Speaker 1: you fire your employee. Pete puled me up and started

680
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:21,800
Speaker 1: singing to me. Wouldn't stop singing to me. And I think, frankly,

681
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:25,040
Speaker 1: I think he uh, I think he was drunk. I

682
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:27,360
Speaker 1: think he was probably definitely drunk and he was literally

683
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:32,400
Speaker 1: singing to me, would not stop. Hum. Okay, I am

684
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:36,640
Speaker 1: hearing that you are not happy with Pete. I am

685
00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:42,719
Speaker 1: not happy. M hmmm, uh huh. Okay, what is this maha? Okay?

686
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:46,880
Speaker 1: Well that is my personal customer service style of active listening.

687
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:51,799
Speaker 1: M okay, So this is listen. This is outrageous. Have

688
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:54,399
Speaker 1: you heard a word that I've said? Have you heard

689
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:59,279
Speaker 1: anything I've said? Mm hmmm uh huh Okay. Let me

690
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:01,480
Speaker 1: speak to your bos Okay, well, I would love to

691
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:03,080
Speaker 1: do that for you, but I just can't seem to

692
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:04,440
Speaker 1: do I can't do that for you because this is

693
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:09,080
Speaker 1: a prank phone called Okay, what what what? What do you?

694
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:11,200
Speaker 1: What do you work? Prank? I said, this is actually

695
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:13,000
Speaker 1: Jewel from the Jewels Show doing a phone prank on

696
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:16,040
Speaker 1: you and your husband. James say, you who up? Wait?

697
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:19,960
Speaker 1: What about what kind of prank? Who? Is this not up? No,

698
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,080
Speaker 1: it's not. He said, You've been going crazy trying to

699
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,880
Speaker 1: track down this package and you haven't been getting to

700
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:26,279
Speaker 1: help any help from customer service. So I figured why

701
00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:31,000
Speaker 1: not call you and sing your problems away. Oh my god,

702
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:37,520
Speaker 1: that is the most frustrating experience I have ever had. Okay,

703
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:42,360
Speaker 1: the Jewel Show on demand. It's time Floor of the

704
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:45,400
Speaker 1: Roses only on the Jewil Show. Amazing what people do

705
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:48,359
Speaker 1: to try to catch their significant other cheating. We've heard

706
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:51,200
Speaker 1: about all sorts of things, all sorts of ways, and

707
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:55,200
Speaker 1: this today's might be one of the most creative ways.

708
00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:59,960
Speaker 1: So somebody cheating that I've ever heard. And Sharia is

709
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:02,160
Speaker 1: on the phone. She thinks that her boyfriend, Reggie is

710
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:04,319
Speaker 1: cheating on her. And the reason she thinks that he

711
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:06,120
Speaker 1: is is I'll just let her tell it. But it's

712
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:08,799
Speaker 1: a really it's a genius. It's a genius way to

713
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:11,840
Speaker 1: do to catch him sort of been alive. Okay, I

714
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:16,520
Speaker 1: can't wait to hear that talk right now? sureI So, Hey, Shreie,

715
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:17,920
Speaker 1: thank you for your email. Sorry you have to come

716
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:20,600
Speaker 1: on the show this way, But why do you think

717
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:24,360
Speaker 1: that your boyfriend is cheating on you? Yeah? Well, so

718
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:26,799
Speaker 1: Reggie and I have been together for a while, and

719
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:30,440
Speaker 1: actually his friends have had this soccer league for years,

720
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:34,080
Speaker 1: even before we were dating, but he's never played with them.

721
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:37,719
Speaker 1: And then just recently he joined up and started going

722
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:42,160
Speaker 1: out once or twice a week. They have these games, okay,

723
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:46,560
Speaker 1: but putting games and quotation marks because they have practices

724
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:48,680
Speaker 1: as well, and I noticed that every time he goes

725
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:53,120
Speaker 1: out to soccer league, he's showering before he goes out,

726
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:56,520
Speaker 1: like even if it's a practice, which doesn't make any

727
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:59,080
Speaker 1: sense because like, if it's a practice, he's going to

728
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:01,440
Speaker 1: get sweaty, you know, and grow it. Why would you

729
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:04,680
Speaker 1: shower beforehand? Right, that doesn't really make sense to me.

730
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:07,120
Speaker 1: But if it's out of the norm for him, I mean,

731
00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:08,800
Speaker 1: is it out of the norm for him to shower

732
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:11,279
Speaker 1: that much? I mean it's not like he's not a

733
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:14,080
Speaker 1: clean person. But that was the first thing for me.

734
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:18,560
Speaker 1: But then wait till you hear this. So I was

735
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:21,360
Speaker 1: feeling kind of suspicious, but I didn't want to confront

736
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:23,440
Speaker 1: him because they didn't know if that was if something

737
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:26,120
Speaker 1: was really happening. So I went into a soccer bag

738
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 1: and just as a test, I like sewed his soccer

739
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:33,839
Speaker 1: socks together so that you couldn't like pull them apart

740
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:36,080
Speaker 1: and put them on, because I thought, you know what

741
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:38,000
Speaker 1: if he gets there and he can't get them apart,

742
00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:41,279
Speaker 1: they will be somebody that has stopped. You know, it's

743
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:44,200
Speaker 1: not going to routine his day, right. Oh, Also, it'd

744
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:46,400
Speaker 1: be interesting. It did be interesting to see his reaction

745
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:48,560
Speaker 1: if he's like, did I buy socks that were sewn together?

746
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 1: I thought i'd put him on a bag not sewn together,

747
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:55,080
Speaker 1: and they were sewn together. How'd that happen? That's crazy? Yeah,

748
00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:57,239
Speaker 1: you would bring that up, right, Like that would be

749
00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:59,000
Speaker 1: a weird thing. You would bring it up at home

750
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:04,160
Speaker 1: when you capt home. So he obviously didn't use them

751
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:07,000
Speaker 1: because he never brought it up. And I went back

752
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,480
Speaker 1: in his bag after the practice and he had not

753
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:13,600
Speaker 1: even like touched them. Oh okay, So he never took

754
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:15,560
Speaker 1: his soccer socks out of the soccer bag. And he

755
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:18,080
Speaker 1: just started playing on this soccer team that he's never

756
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:20,200
Speaker 1: played on before, so you'd think instead of and he's

757
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:22,400
Speaker 1: been showering before to go play soccer, so you'd think

758
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:26,440
Speaker 1: instead of soccer, he's playing something else. Sketchy. Yeah, it

759
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:28,400
Speaker 1: is sketchy. And every time I asked him about it, like,

760
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:30,719
Speaker 1: you know, what's soccer practice? I was your game. He's

761
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:34,200
Speaker 1: very vague and just like, oh, it was fun, whatever,

762
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:36,240
Speaker 1: it was great, and then he'll like change the subject.

763
00:38:36,239 --> 00:38:40,680
Speaker 1: But usually this guy gives way too many details, you

764
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:43,600
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like he's normally talking more even

765
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:47,759
Speaker 1: than I am. Have you asked to go with him?

766
00:38:48,239 --> 00:38:51,040
Speaker 1: You know? Actually, like that's his thing that he does

767
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:53,560
Speaker 1: to get time away from our relationship, which I have

768
00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:55,760
Speaker 1: my own thing. You know, it's important to have different interests.

769
00:38:56,239 --> 00:38:58,520
Speaker 1: So that's kind of how it is with us. It

770
00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:01,760
Speaker 1: would be weird if I suddenly wanted to go to that, okay,

771
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 1: and yeah, so yeah, all right, So it would seem

772
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:07,600
Speaker 1: out of character. And you probably if he is cheating

773
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:09,839
Speaker 1: and using soccer as an excuse, you probably don't want

774
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:12,560
Speaker 1: to tip him off that you are thinking something. So

775
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:17,400
Speaker 1: sewing the socks together probably the best move. Very subtle. Yeah,

776
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:19,279
Speaker 1: I mean, I know it seems nuts, but yeah, if

777
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:21,640
Speaker 1: you catch him cheating, something else might be sewn together.

778
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:24,640
Speaker 1: I don't know what to his leg. Maybe I don't

779
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:29,480
Speaker 1: know whoa, I don't even know. We'll see if he

780
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:32,080
Speaker 1: is cheating. What grocery store is he a rewards card

781
00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:36,359
Speaker 1: member at oh he shops up? Okay, cool? All right,

782
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:38,920
Speaker 1: what we'll call from there and do the usually say,

783
00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:41,919
Speaker 1: we're doing a promotion where we're giving away where where

784
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:45,000
Speaker 1: we call up one lucky rewards card member every single

785
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,719
Speaker 1: month to win a free bokay of flowers, and we'll

786
00:39:46,719 --> 00:39:49,279
Speaker 1: see if he sends those flowers to you or to

787
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:52,640
Speaker 1: someone else. All right, he'd better send them to me,

788
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:54,880
Speaker 1: or you won't be the only one in the relationship

789
00:39:55,000 --> 00:40:01,799
Speaker 1: kicking some balls. Soccer reference because yeah soccer. All right, Well,

790
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:04,120
Speaker 1: we'll play a song come back, and then see if

791
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:06,040
Speaker 1: and then see if he is cheating with your War

792
00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:07,480
Speaker 1: of the Roads to catch a cheer next, it's a

793
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:09,680
Speaker 1: jewel show. It's a catch a cheater if you're just

794
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 1: joining us. Sharia is on the phone and she thinks

795
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:14,719
Speaker 1: that her boyfriend Reggie is cheating on her and that

796
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:17,319
Speaker 1: he's been faking like he's going to play soccer with

797
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:19,719
Speaker 1: his buddies to get out of the house to do

798
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:22,000
Speaker 1: who knows what. And the reason that she thinks that

799
00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:24,920
Speaker 1: is because he just started saying that he's playing soccer

800
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:28,799
Speaker 1: with his friends and he showers before he goes to

801
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:32,279
Speaker 1: play soccer. Also, he never talks about how soccer went. Also,

802
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:34,360
Speaker 1: he's never played soccer before and this is a completely

803
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:38,600
Speaker 1: new thing. And also she tied his soccer socks together

804
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:41,080
Speaker 1: in his bag the other day to see if he's

805
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:43,600
Speaker 1: actually using the socks. No comment on the socks. They

806
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:46,840
Speaker 1: weren't unwrapped nothing. He left him there, So it doesn't

807
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:49,160
Speaker 1: seem like he's even using socks if he's playing soccer.

808
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,960
Speaker 1: And really it doesn't seem like he's playing soccer, so

809
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,640
Speaker 1: he's definitely not. It doesn't look like he's using his

810
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:55,279
Speaker 1: soccer stuff. And she thinks that he's cheating. So we're

811
00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:56,680
Speaker 1: about to call him from the grocery story that he

812
00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:59,720
Speaker 1: shops at and say that we're offering one lucky rewards

813
00:40:59,719 --> 00:41:01,960
Speaker 1: card remember every single month of free bouquet of flowers

814
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:05,000
Speaker 1: delivered anywhere in the country, and see if he delivers

815
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:08,360
Speaker 1: them to his girlfriend, Sree or to someone else. All right, Tree,

816
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:10,960
Speaker 1: you're ready to call him? Oh yeah, I'm ready to

817
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:20,719
Speaker 1: get these flowers or get crazy. Let's get crazy, all right,

818
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:36,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna also want to right now here we go. Hello, Hi,

819
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:39,719
Speaker 1: this is Jorban calling from stores looking for Reggie to

820
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:45,440
Speaker 1: say Congratulations, you're this month's winter. H was this war

821
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:48,319
Speaker 1: your rewards card member with us, And every single month

822
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:52,200
Speaker 1: we are choosing a random rewards Card member to offer

823
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:55,520
Speaker 1: a free bouquet of thirty six long sim red roses

824
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:58,719
Speaker 1: delivered anywhere in the country. And you're this month's Winter.

825
00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:05,160
Speaker 1: So congratulations Reggie. Okay, cool, cool, Yeah sounds good. All right, yeah,

826
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:07,279
Speaker 1: I think And we don't need much from you. We'll

827
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:09,799
Speaker 1: send you an email confirmation about the whole deal. I

828
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:11,680
Speaker 1: just need to get the information of where you want

829
00:42:11,719 --> 00:42:13,719
Speaker 1: them sent, if you have that right now. If not,

830
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:17,640
Speaker 1: then we can get it from you later. Oh okay, Actually,

831
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:22,120
Speaker 1: uh can I send them to somebody else? Like? Oh,

832
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:24,160
Speaker 1: you can deliver them anywhere? Yeah, I mean you can

833
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:25,680
Speaker 1: send them to yourself if you want to, But you

834
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:27,839
Speaker 1: can deliver them anywhere in the US five dollars ninety

835
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:31,200
Speaker 1: nine cent fee if you want to go international. Okay, okay, now,

836
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:34,560
Speaker 1: well we'll keep it national. Well, yeah, I got I

837
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:37,040
Speaker 1: got a person. Oh great, okay, So if you know

838
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:38,359
Speaker 1: who you want to send them to already, I can

839
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:39,880
Speaker 1: get that done for you. I would need just the

840
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:42,080
Speaker 1: name of the person, anything you want to write on

841
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:44,279
Speaker 1: a card to them, what type of card? And then

842
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:45,960
Speaker 1: well what type of card? Didn't anything you want to

843
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:47,600
Speaker 1: write on the card? And then um, the address and

844
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:49,960
Speaker 1: all that good stuff and we can get it all

845
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,880
Speaker 1: done right now. So what's in the name of the

846
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:54,799
Speaker 1: person that you want to send them to? Okay? Yeah,

847
00:42:54,880 --> 00:43:02,520
Speaker 1: yeah you can. You can send it to a Veronica, right, Veronica, Veronica, Veronica, Veronica.

848
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:05,919
Speaker 1: Now what kind of occasion? What kind of card would

849
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:07,520
Speaker 1: you like? We have all the cards. We have get

850
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:11,120
Speaker 1: well cards, we have Nurses Day, we have Independence Day,

851
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:14,000
Speaker 1: we have Lovey Devi I Love you so much, Lovey

852
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:18,120
Speaker 1: de Wi cards, we have Happy Mother's Day, Father's Day. Oh,

853
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:22,239
Speaker 1: let's go with the sweet little love w car card.

854
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:25,000
Speaker 1: Yeah okay? And anything you want to write in that

855
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:31,040
Speaker 1: leve Devy card? Yeah yeah, face on, like like you know,

856
00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:35,400
Speaker 1: send it thinking of you and you my love now

857
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:41,320
Speaker 1: and always. Oh now do you want me to actually

858
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:44,279
Speaker 1: write out that cute little laugh you did after? That

859
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:48,440
Speaker 1: was a flirty little laughing. Oh man, that was a

860
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:51,880
Speaker 1: flirty laughing. But you must really like playing. Maybe you

861
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:56,840
Speaker 1: should stop playing. Reggie. This is your girlfriend. I'm sorry,

862
00:43:56,280 --> 00:44:02,399
Speaker 1: ex girlfriend, Okay, and that's what it's not Veronica. So

863
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:04,920
Speaker 1: I don't know who Veronica is, but I do know

864
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:07,120
Speaker 1: where you're gonna be sleeping tonight, and it's at her place.

865
00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:12,920
Speaker 1: What what is going on? Sorry? I'm so sorry. I

866
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:14,600
Speaker 1: forgot to tell you. We're not with the grocery store

867
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:16,080
Speaker 1: at all. This is actually the Jewel Show. It's a

868
00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:18,520
Speaker 1: radio show. My name's Jewell and mine's Alec. I'm mind

869
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:20,520
Speaker 1: English Evan, and I'm Christian Grace Snow And we do

870
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:22,320
Speaker 1: a segment where we catch people cheating and your girlfriend

871
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:28,880
Speaker 1: thought you might be cheating and you are, Yeah, wow,

872
00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:34,920
Speaker 1: So who's Veronica? Oh? I know exactly who Veronica Is't

873
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:37,880
Speaker 1: that chick at your job that I told you was

874
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:40,280
Speaker 1: into you and you told me not to worry about

875
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:43,239
Speaker 1: it and that there was nothing going on. You don't

876
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:45,680
Speaker 1: try to worry about it. Ain't nothing really happening, would

877
00:44:45,719 --> 00:44:50,600
Speaker 1: you mean? Oh, all your love? All your love a

878
00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:55,439
Speaker 1: little and I don't have to worry about it. You don't. Well,

879
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:57,960
Speaker 1: you can play well with her, because you're not playing

880
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:05,160
Speaker 1: with me anymore. Child? You so child? Okay, I can't

881
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:07,719
Speaker 1: even believe you would. I can't even believe you would

882
00:45:07,719 --> 00:45:10,560
Speaker 1: you would. I can't, I can't, I can't believe you

883
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:15,719
Speaker 1: won't even trust me like I am. I'm gonna lost

884
00:45:15,719 --> 00:45:19,080
Speaker 1: for words for real, this is so crazy crazy. I

885
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:21,160
Speaker 1: don't even know why you think I would cheat those?

886
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:27,359
Speaker 1: Oh well, I'll tell you exactly why, because I know

887
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:29,520
Speaker 1: you're not going to soccer practice. I know you're not

888
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:32,520
Speaker 1: playing soccer because they sold your soccer socks together and

889
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:36,320
Speaker 1: then you never use them. So you tell me who's

890
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:39,440
Speaker 1: crazy here. Okay, So is that where you're going when

891
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:42,520
Speaker 1: you're playing soccer? Going over to Veronica's house playing around

892
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:46,160
Speaker 1: with some balls? Oh my god, you I cannot believe. No,

893
00:45:46,719 --> 00:45:48,799
Speaker 1: I'm not doing that, and I just don't. I don't

894
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:51,239
Speaker 1: use those those soccer socks. I bring my own. So

895
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:56,080
Speaker 1: let's my backup. Why would you not send to your girlfriend?

896
00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:57,400
Speaker 1: First of all? Why would you not break up with

897
00:45:57,400 --> 00:46:01,400
Speaker 1: your girlfriend before you go hang out with Veronica? Cheater?

898
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:07,360
Speaker 1: Exactly all the monster Yep, I cannot believe. I cannot

899
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:11,680
Speaker 1: believe it either, you know what, I can't believe it,

900
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:14,280
Speaker 1: and now everybody can believe it because it's on the radio.

901
00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:19,360
Speaker 1: And I canna believe even even sold my socks together. Like, honestly,

902
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:21,640
Speaker 1: you're crazy for that. You you've always been a little

903
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:27,560
Speaker 1: crazy for real, obviously had a reason to be crazy. Yeah,

904
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:31,000
Speaker 1: I mean you're cheating on her. Yeah, I'm crazy. So

905
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:33,880
Speaker 1: it's because someone drove me there. You know what we're done.

906
00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:37,799
Speaker 1: This is over. I'm gonna box up all your You

907
00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:39,400
Speaker 1: can come by and pick it up tonight. In a

908
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:41,839
Speaker 1: matter of fact, don't even come by. Send somebody else

909
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:43,680
Speaker 1: to come by, because if I see you, I don't

910
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:46,120
Speaker 1: know what I'm gonna do. So you just send somebody

911
00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:50,200
Speaker 1: to come get your outside. All right, fine, I'll get

912
00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:51,800
Speaker 1: my stuff, So you owe me a pair of socks.

913
00:46:53,800 --> 00:47:03,440
Speaker 1: The Jewels show on demand Jewels dirty little Secret? What's up? Hey?

914
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:07,160
Speaker 1: How are you not too bad? Do you have a

915
00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:10,920
Speaker 1: dirty little secret? Huh? Yeah? I actually figured out how

916
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:14,040
Speaker 1: to outsmart the BMV or DMV, whichever you guys prefer

917
00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:16,400
Speaker 1: to call it. Don't make this a dirty little secret

918
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:18,239
Speaker 1: and make it a dirty known thing. How do you

919
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:22,040
Speaker 1: outsmart DMV or d OL or whatever the place you like?

920
00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:24,960
Speaker 1: Car It might be something that helps some people out.

921
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:28,360
Speaker 1: So I went to the military back when I was

922
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:31,120
Speaker 1: nineteen years old, and while I was there, you keep

923
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:33,000
Speaker 1: your home a record for the state that you actually

924
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:36,239
Speaker 1: enlist from. When I got in being young, being dumb,

925
00:47:36,239 --> 00:47:39,720
Speaker 1: and reckless, I got a lot of speeding tickets. Figuring

926
00:47:39,719 --> 00:47:41,879
Speaker 1: out while getting these speeding tickets, none of the points

927
00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:44,440
Speaker 1: actually transfer back over to your home state or record,

928
00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:49,479
Speaker 1: So speeding tickets, reckless driving, whatever you may consider getting.

929
00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:52,440
Speaker 1: At some point in time, I wasn't picking up any points.

930
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:57,040
Speaker 1: So after getting out of the military, I stayed in

931
00:47:57,080 --> 00:47:59,920
Speaker 1: another state, but I kept home of record as another location,

932
00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:04,799
Speaker 1: so pulled over multiple times throughout the years. Officers will

933
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:08,560
Speaker 1: always ask you where do you live? Well, I inform

934
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:11,120
Speaker 1: them that I do live out here, but I also

935
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:16,160
Speaker 1: live in my home a record state, which classifies me

936
00:48:16,239 --> 00:48:21,040
Speaker 1: as dual residency. So throughout the years, I've picked up

937
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:24,960
Speaker 1: multiple speeding tickets of sixty seventy eighty miles an hour

938
00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:30,560
Speaker 1: over the posted speed limit and still never received a

939
00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:35,239
Speaker 1: single point on my license. You should really have it

940
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:38,040
Speaker 1: taken away, I think, one time, if you're that far over.

941
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:41,399
Speaker 1: So basically, if you get a speeding ticket or something

942
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 1: like that, it points on your license. Eventually you can

943
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:44,919
Speaker 1: get your license suspended if you get too many points

944
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:48,239
Speaker 1: because you're driving too crazy. But you're saying that if

945
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:50,960
Speaker 1: you live technically in another state, but you get a

946
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,840
Speaker 1: ticket in one state, it doesn't come on your license

947
00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:57,440
Speaker 1: in the other state. That what happens, correct, You'll still

948
00:48:57,480 --> 00:49:00,000
Speaker 1: have the speeding ticket or whatever it is on your life.

949
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,840
Speaker 1: It's but the points don't transfer over. What do the

950
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:06,040
Speaker 1: points do? Where's these points that I've never seen? How

951
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:08,680
Speaker 1: many points do I have? Probably none? You're a good drive.

952
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:10,759
Speaker 1: If you get a speeding ticket and you typically get

953
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:13,360
Speaker 1: roughly two points, yeah, and I think it's six probably

954
00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:16,200
Speaker 1: typically eight points. That's six to eight points, then you'll

955
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:18,680
Speaker 1: get a suspension on your license, which can last anywhere

956
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:21,319
Speaker 1: from thirty to ninety days or longer, depending on how

957
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:23,120
Speaker 1: many times you've done this. I only know that because

958
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:26,279
Speaker 1: I've been at five points before, so I had to

959
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:28,080
Speaker 1: do some things to get those points off because I

960
00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:33,840
Speaker 1: didn't do you I like twenty? I don't? Yeah? Probably

961
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:38,399
Speaker 1: do you? Automatic? Eight automatic? JA? Okay, So it doesn't

962
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:43,680
Speaker 1: translate this driving as an automatic eight automatic suspensions? If

963
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:45,719
Speaker 1: they choose why not just drive this feedl limit? Bro,

964
00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:48,680
Speaker 1: Like you're telling them to drive the speed limit? Hey, hey, hey,

965
00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:51,880
Speaker 1: you're telling them a drive hey hey, both of you

966
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:56,759
Speaker 1: at least a shush, at least Alex drives fast ten

967
00:49:56,880 --> 00:50:00,560
Speaker 1: fifteen miles over Yeah, not the speed limit, right, but

968
00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:04,160
Speaker 1: I mean, come on, sometimes it's like two an hour

969
00:50:04,239 --> 00:50:06,600
Speaker 1: on the highway. I think I've got her top. I

970
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:08,800
Speaker 1: was just saying this morning, when we're driving on the

971
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:11,480
Speaker 1: way to work on the freeway, that sixty miles an

972
00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:14,360
Speaker 1: hour is very slow. Oh it's so slow. It should

973
00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:16,759
Speaker 1: be at least seventy. It depends what roads you're on too.

974
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:18,360
Speaker 1: There are a lot of roads in England where like,

975
00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:21,160
Speaker 1: if it's a it's called a dual carriageway and it's

976
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:23,160
Speaker 1: just one road on each side, and those are seventy

977
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:26,480
Speaker 1: mile per hour limits in England. Over here, it's like

978
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:28,920
Speaker 1: a twenty. Yeah, yeah, it's ridiculing. Wait why is the

979
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:30,680
Speaker 1: seventy over there? How could you? Because we get to

980
00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:32,160
Speaker 1: drive fast and we have things to do. I can't

981
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:36,440
Speaker 1: get someone to move out of foss lane. So the

982
00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:39,120
Speaker 1: points on the license though, in the state where you're

983
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:42,600
Speaker 1: getting a ticket, don't you get points in that state? No,

984
00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:44,959
Speaker 1: they transfer everything back to your home a record state

985
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:48,440
Speaker 1: where your driver's license is from. Okay, so you have

986
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:51,120
Speaker 1: a bunch of points then at your home state. I

987
00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:53,359
Speaker 1: don't have any home points at my home state because

988
00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:56,720
Speaker 1: they don't transfer transferring point back to your home state.

989
00:50:57,280 --> 00:51:00,480
Speaker 1: Got it? They put the ticket on your life. The point.

990
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:03,520
Speaker 1: I think here's the thing. I think there's two people

991
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:06,520
Speaker 1: in here that drive like a holes, me and you

992
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:09,799
Speaker 1: on the phone, and I'm picking up exactly what you're

993
00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:12,200
Speaker 1: putting down, and I'm pretty sure that that means I'm

994
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:16,200
Speaker 1: going to just change where I claim residency now everybody

995
00:51:16,239 --> 00:51:20,880
Speaker 1: else to get an out of state resident. Yeah, everybody

996
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:22,680
Speaker 1: here that drives like a decent, normal human being. They're like,

997
00:51:22,719 --> 00:51:25,239
Speaker 1: I don't understand what that means. I've been like, I'm

998
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:27,239
Speaker 1: looking away for the way to get around these points

999
00:51:27,239 --> 00:51:29,440
Speaker 1: on my license for a long time. So thank you

1000
00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:32,279
Speaker 1: for your dirty little secret. Oh, anything I can do

1001
00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:36,799
Speaker 1: to help people, Yeah, the Jebel Show on demand. And

1002
00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:39,000
Speaker 1: the thing about it, she's the second one to do it.

1003
00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:40,480
Speaker 1: She's not even the first person to tell me to

1004
00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:43,919
Speaker 1: sit out there and wait what. Yes, I'm like, dogs

1005
00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:47,000
Speaker 1: smell each other's butts. They can be together. Anyway. We

1006
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:50,040
Speaker 1: should probably move on something else because I'm heating anyway.

1007
00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:54,640
Speaker 1: How's y'alls day going? Do you ever? I'm a coworker

1008
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:56,799
Speaker 1: who just comes into work just ranting as soon as

1009
00:51:56,840 --> 00:52:00,600
Speaker 1: they opened the door, I'm this is about me. This

1010
00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:03,640
Speaker 1: is definitely about you, Christian. That's how Christian showed up

1011
00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:06,759
Speaker 1: to the studio today. We started recording midway through after

1012
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:08,919
Speaker 1: he said high and then he just kept going off

1013
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:11,600
Speaker 1: and then it was dogs pee together all the time

1014
00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:17,000
Speaker 1: they're supposed to. My emotions are getting tried. Today. Something

1015
00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:19,040
Speaker 1: happened for this is the second time it happened. You know.

1016
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:20,640
Speaker 1: So I live like in a big, like high rise

1017
00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:23,440
Speaker 1: apartment building, are you no. I'm just trying to give

1018
00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:26,040
Speaker 1: him some backstory here. And one of the main reasons

1019
00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:28,719
Speaker 1: I wanted this buildings because I wanted a like specified

1020
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:30,680
Speaker 1: dog walk area, right, like I don't want to have

1021
00:52:30,719 --> 00:52:32,359
Speaker 1: to take I have a little wiener dog. She doesn't

1022
00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:34,359
Speaker 1: like to be outside. She's just like me. I also

1023
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:37,279
Speaker 1: hate being outside, and so she peas and goes right

1024
00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:39,560
Speaker 1: back upstairs. Right. So it's one of those areas with

1025
00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:41,600
Speaker 1: like just a grass patch. It's like a it's like

1026
00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:44,320
Speaker 1: a twenty by ten square that specified that it's her dogs.

1027
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:47,760
Speaker 1: You're not allowed to use the bathroom there, Jewil. That's

1028
00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:49,800
Speaker 1: actually good for you to assume that, because I probably

1029
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:52,239
Speaker 1: would know. I've been in a building before, and that

1030
00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:54,239
Speaker 1: was before I knew it was a dog area when

1031
00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:56,360
Speaker 1: they started doing that in buildings. I laid out just

1032
00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:59,520
Speaker 1: a little sunbathing and then my friend who lived in

1033
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:02,040
Speaker 1: the condo building was like, hey, man, that's for dogs,

1034
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:06,399
Speaker 1: Like you definitely don't want to be there. So I

1035
00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:08,520
Speaker 1: was taking my dog out to pee, right and there's

1036
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:10,520
Speaker 1: someone who's out there, and they slammed the door back

1037
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:12,480
Speaker 1: in my face, like as I tried to open it.

1038
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:14,480
Speaker 1: I hate and I was like, what what's going on?

1039
00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:16,320
Speaker 1: Like I actually thought something was wrong? Right, you know,

1040
00:53:16,719 --> 00:53:20,000
Speaker 1: so this is a one dog, Pierrea or my dog.

1041
00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:22,400
Speaker 1: You can definitely fit multiple dogs out, okay, I mean

1042
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:24,960
Speaker 1: like it's a big space. And they were like, sorry,

1043
00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:27,000
Speaker 1: but you know, my dog doesn't like to be bothered,

1044
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:30,080
Speaker 1: but other people are. When I'm like, guess what. I

1045
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Speaker 1: don't like to be bothered when I pe either. That's

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Speaker 1: why I locked myself in a bathroom. Yeah, so you

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Speaker 1: can't do that with your dogs. That deal with it,

1048
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Speaker 1: and dogs they sniff each other's butts, call each other's butts.

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Speaker 1: They can pee in the same vicinity as far as

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Speaker 1: I'm coming. If you don't take them out in time,

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Speaker 1: they will go right in the middle of your living

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Speaker 1: room floor while you're watching TV. They don't mind it exactly,

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Speaker 1: and they could tell I was annoyed. Yeah, and they

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Speaker 1: didn't get it. And I'm like, it's early in the morning.

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Speaker 1: You and I both have clearly have to be at work,

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Speaker 1: my dog and I because you know, she likes to

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Speaker 1: pee and then go right back and she hates to

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Speaker 1: be outside. She was just gonna pet and we would

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Speaker 1: have been done before they got go about it. They

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Speaker 1: were out there before I was. The thing is, though,

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Speaker 1: this is not the first time it's happened. This is

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Speaker 1: the second time. There's apparently some owners in the building

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Speaker 1: that think that once they're down, you just have to

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Speaker 1: wait until they're done. Dog owners like, look, if you

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Speaker 1: like dogs, that's cool, But there's a difference between a

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Speaker 1: dog owner who just likes dogs and then a dog person.

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Speaker 1: And these people literally treat their dogs like their people,

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Speaker 1: so they want them to have private restroom, right and

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00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:32,360
Speaker 1: they're kicking they're kicking you out or not letting you

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Speaker 1: into the area in your building. And she's like, well,

1071
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Speaker 1: you know, he just gets anxious. Yeah, me too. I'm

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Speaker 1: anxious right now and I'm about to freak out. I'm

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Speaker 1: about to freak out. Okay. So when it happened the

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Speaker 1: first time, I was like, okay, maybe that's a thing,

1075
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Speaker 1: like maybe I just didn't know. But then it happened

1076
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Speaker 1: the second time, I'm like, no, I don't like it.

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Speaker 1: I don't like it. I think it's rude to you.

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Speaker 1: And if that were me and Abby were out there,

1079
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Speaker 1: I would never tell somebody to keep their dog inside.

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Speaker 1: And you have a weener dog. It's not exactly a

1081
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Speaker 1: dog making other dogs super anxious. I mean she literally

1082
00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:01,560
Speaker 1: can bear move. Have you gotten to beef in with

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Speaker 1: any of your other neighbors? I haven't even had time

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Speaker 1: to talk to you. What did you knock on someone's

1085
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Speaker 1: dorn run? Maybe I did something like like night when

1086
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Speaker 1: I was drunk there one night. What a terrible neighbor, YEA, honestly,

1087
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Speaker 1: don't be a bad neighbor. People like you start to

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Speaker 1: your neighbors, especially like you see I can't yeah, I

1089
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Speaker 1: don't know. Like Jublen and I, we don't want to

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Speaker 1: talk to anybody, and we don't have that many neighbors.

1091
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Speaker 1: But when we see our neighbors were just like, please

1092
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Speaker 1: don't talk. I don't think our neighbors like us very much.

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Speaker 1: I don't think neighbors have ever really liked me. Are

1094
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Speaker 1: you the bad neighbor? Yes, yeah, but we're still good

1095
00:55:26,920 --> 00:55:28,480
Speaker 1: neighbors of bad neighbors because we don't want to talk

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Speaker 1: to you. It's cool. But actually I've started to own

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Speaker 1: it more like and now, dude, I do the I

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Speaker 1: do the friendly neighboring wave like a beast. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: See yeah, I'm so good at Yeah. I like my

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Speaker 1: hand straight up in the air like yet such a

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Speaker 1: dad wave. I think dad waving like crazy. Lately we

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Speaker 1: have we have a neighbor that lives across the house.

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Speaker 1: And I'll come inside because Alex and I am read

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Speaker 1: if you didn't know that, and I'll walk inside and

1105
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Speaker 1: be like, dude, I just dad waved row hit so hard, amazing,

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Speaker 1: it felt so good. Call us right now eighty eight

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Speaker 1: three four, three one of six one text in four

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Speaker 1: one of six one Do you have a horrible name?

1109
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:03,640
Speaker 1: Are you a horrible neighbor? But I do remember though,

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Speaker 1: with the same neighbor. And one day our driveway was

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Speaker 1: empty so we weren't home, but we came home to

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Speaker 1: a probably about the size of a double semi truck

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Speaker 1: in length right in front of our driveway. We couldn't

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Speaker 1: pull in, we couldn't pull out, and this truck whatever

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00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:24,920
Speaker 1: it was, was there for twelve hours. So I was

1116
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Speaker 1: so pissed, and I didn't know him at the time

1117
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Speaker 1: yet I texted him and then I posted my text

1118
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Speaker 1: on my social because I was so freaking put out

1119
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Speaker 1: about this, Like he couldn't even tell me. I was like,

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Speaker 1: this is what I said. Hey, the next time that

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Speaker 1: you want to block my driveway all day, it would

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Speaker 1: be nice if you gave me a heads up, and

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Speaker 1: this is for me and hello, Hello, I know, but

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Speaker 1: this is shortly after we moved in, and the way

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Speaker 1: that he thought about us, he probably to win and

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00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:51,640
Speaker 1: had the conversation's life. I think they're going to kill us.

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