Speaker 1: Oh hey, there, it's me Jack. You've caught me unwinding,
Speaker 1: enjoying a large goblet of delicious eggnog, untangling my brain,
Speaker 1: gaining five to fifteen pounds of eggnog while we unwind.
Speaker 1: Here at Daily Zeigeist, in addition to publishing our normal
Speaker 1: year end episodes and Santa's University, etc. We've decided to
Speaker 1: take the opportunity to count down the top ten episodes
Speaker 1: of the year published over the next ten days. The
Speaker 1: ten days that will be off Monday through Friday, two
Speaker 1: weeks in a row.
Speaker 2: How Jack, how.
Speaker 1: Did you guys determine the top ten episodes? They were
Speaker 1: all equally incredible. Well, we used a little something called democracy.
Speaker 2: Ever heard of it?
Speaker 1: Depending on when you listen to this episode, that might
Speaker 1: not be such a rhetorical question. But anyways, we let
Speaker 1: you vote on the most listened to episodes of the
Speaker 1: year to see what you liked best. And you're about
Speaker 1: to hear your answers. Just ten bangers right in a row.
Speaker 1: We've got a trending episode in the mix. We got
Speaker 1: a lot of good ones and at number one, well,
Speaker 1: let's just say you'll find out, especially if this is
Speaker 1: the number one episode We're putting this same bumper at
Speaker 1: the start of all ten, so we hope you enjoy it.
Speaker 2: We hope you enjoyed.
Speaker 1: Listening to this year of TDZ as much as we
Speaker 1: enjoyed making it. And we will see you all in
Speaker 1: twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2: We hope you have a RESTful holiday. Hey man, look
Speaker 2: at the freakin Dodgers.
Speaker 1: Bro.
Speaker 2: Hey bro, I'm hoping for a I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2: My friends have a buddy of mine has Game six
Speaker 2: tickets that he's like going with his dad.
Speaker 1: Sorry, didn't hear that because I was too busy putting my.
Speaker 2: Dodger's hat on on my winning Dodgers hat.
Speaker 1: That was very fun. God, I love beating the Yankee.
Speaker 1: I love seeing the Yankees lose almost as much as
Speaker 1: I of seeing the Celtic cluse.
Speaker 2: It's so funny. My my friend went with I have
Speaker 2: a buddy who went with his dad because like they're
Speaker 2: just big baseball fans and like, you know, good relationships,
Speaker 2: so they get to do stuff like that, you know.
Speaker 1: But he was sending me the big baseball fans and
Speaker 1: I guess they have a good relationship or whatever.
Speaker 2: They like go do shit like go to the World Series.
Speaker 1: But there is this wi boy out to the ballpark
Speaker 1: this weekend.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, sounds cool, man, sounds great.
Speaker 1: It must be nice.
Speaker 2: But it's just so funny, like the people just the back,
Speaker 2: like looking in the background of this one shot, he's
Speaker 2: like sitting at the game. I was like, this is
Speaker 2: the most Yankees ass fan I've ever seen. Oh yeah, man,
Speaker 2: like guy I am the New Yorker as a reader.
Speaker 1: Like that guy worked in finance dabbles and you know
Speaker 1: he advised the Obama administration. And if you cheer too
Speaker 1: loudly against the Yankees, he'll tell you to act like
Speaker 1: you've been there before.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, Hello.
Speaker 1: The Internet, and welcome to this week trend edition of
Speaker 1: Dirty Gays. Yeah, boys stared doing that. I really strained there.
Speaker 1: Uh my name is Jack O'Brien. That over there is
Speaker 1: mister Miles GRAHOA than you, thank you?
Speaker 2: What's that man? I'm just look, I'm just a happy
Speaker 2: West Coast kid, a boy from LA watching the World Series.
Speaker 2: Who knows it could go completely the other way, but
Speaker 2: I'm loving it. People like maybe they can just win,
Speaker 2: maybe they can lose one in New York we could
Speaker 2: win a l no, no, no, I don't care, don't
Speaker 2: don't funk around like that.
Speaker 1: And we do have control. We have control over that.
Speaker 1: So it is up to us to decide this.
Speaker 2: It depends on the angle of my fitted hat.
Speaker 1: Yes, and we are wearing it at the winning angle
Speaker 1: every game exactly.
Speaker 2: If I tilt it like jay Z, then the Yankees
Speaker 2: will win. I cannot do that. I have to worry
Speaker 2: a few on the top, like crowd, like a true Angelina.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, yeah, I like it all right. Well, this
Speaker 1: is the episode where we tell you some of the
Speaker 1: things that happen over the weekend, some of the things
Speaker 1: that are trending on this Monday morning. First, we like
Speaker 1: to get to know you a little bit better. Oh,
Speaker 1: we like to get to We like you to get
Speaker 1: to know us a little bit better. Let's be honest.
Speaker 1: We don't care about you by telling you some things
Speaker 1: that we think are underrated. Some things we think are overrated. Miles,
Speaker 1: do you want to kick us off?
Speaker 2: What you want to start with? Unders? Yeah, let's do
Speaker 2: under things. The World Series I think is underrated for
Speaker 2: a very specific reason, which I think it's it's just
Speaker 2: it's bringing I think for millennials of a certain age
Speaker 2: with a hip hop love of hip hop. This feels
Speaker 2: like the most hip hop world series of all fucking
Speaker 2: Teast Coast, West Coast. Yes, this is literally this is
Speaker 2: the Yankees hat versus the La hat. And I know
Speaker 2: that there were obviously when it was the Brooklyn Dodgers,
Speaker 2: some storied that was a storied rivalry as well with
Speaker 2: the Yankees, but this one specifically feels so I'm like,
Speaker 2: so in my West Coast bag, I love it. When
Speaker 2: Ice Cube came out for Game two doing bow down
Speaker 2: West Side Connection, telling the fuck telling them to fucking
Speaker 2: bow down, I'm like, yes, yes, this is great and
Speaker 2: it's now I'm so excited about what's gonna happen in
Speaker 2: New York. Who do they have?
Speaker 1: I'm like, who's at that level of possibly rap in
Speaker 1: New York.
Speaker 2: What I'm saying is, this was a conversation I was
Speaker 2: having is like, would jay Z come out? Jay Z
Speaker 2: feels like too big to come out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, jay Z's like shortlist for Super Bowl, So
Speaker 1: exact world series is probably too tiny.
Speaker 2: But Cube has stature in the history of hip hop,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like gangster rap, all that
Speaker 2: stuff that branches off from Project Cube was involved, and
Speaker 2: so I'm like they have to come with like is
Speaker 2: it Eric Beer rock him or something like that?
Speaker 1: Is that old for people or just like history? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean baseball is for the historically minded, you know,
Speaker 1: the sport that really hasn't changed. NAS would be fun.
Speaker 1: I was listening to NAS this morning. I was actually
Speaker 1: listening to verbal Intercourse off of the Cuban links Yass
Speaker 1: feature on that Very good this morning because I am old. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Fuck, But anyways, I just love Yeah, I love if anything,
Speaker 2: just for all the people watching and what it brings
Speaker 2: out because these are two craw cities. Yeah. Yeah. The
Speaker 2: other thing I'll just say underrated the movie The Craft
Speaker 2: the nineteen ninety six can't be the girls become witches
Speaker 2: in the high school movie The Craft. Fantastic Halloween watch.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: I just haven't seen that since it was in movie
Speaker 1: theaters and I was spooky is it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And for Uza Balk oh my god, I know,
Speaker 2: just born to play that role character acting? Yeah, what
Speaker 2: about Jack Miles?
Speaker 1: My underrated is clothes that can go in the dryer.
Speaker 1: We have We have a single banister in our house
Speaker 1: that we dry clothes on and.
Speaker 2: It feels that's.
Speaker 1: Our laundry rack. And I don't know, I just need
Speaker 1: to like add a laundry in the backyard or something metal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, if it was. Yeah, it's all wonky and
Speaker 2: ship and warped.
Speaker 1: It looks like it's a Tim Burton movie. But yeah,
Speaker 1: more and more I feel like clothes are just flat dry,
Speaker 1: hang dry to maintain the shape of your six year
Speaker 1: old sweatshirt. Like I don't need my six year old
Speaker 1: sweatshirt to like always look pristine.
Speaker 2: You want to do like a do you want to
Speaker 2: feel like a crop sweatshirt then, because that'll happen if
Speaker 2: you will.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. It just feels like we have
Speaker 1: this wonderful device. We're making polyblends, Like all of the
Speaker 1: clothes that have to be line dried are polyblends. For
Speaker 1: the most part, it's like we've invented real new fabrics
Speaker 1: and made it so you can't put them in the dryer, which.
Speaker 2: For all the plastic we're putting in and on our
Speaker 2: bodies that I'm sorry the dryer. This is why I
Speaker 2: like some shirts. I just don't trust to not shrink.
Speaker 2: It's my biggest pet peeve is just shrinking some shit
Speaker 2: in the dryer. So by default I've turned into like
Speaker 2: my like Japanese family, We're just like everything. I'm just
Speaker 2: like line drying in the sun. I'm like, I can't
Speaker 2: risk it. I can't risk it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't know. It's just and I feel
Speaker 1: like this is just like it's not a complaint that
Speaker 1: is cool to make, and so the extra work happens
Speaker 1: behind the scenes, so like they they have no incentive,
Speaker 1: like it's actually cooler to like have clothes that are
Speaker 1: like a delicate little flower, you know, they that you
Speaker 1: have to like treat perfectly. And I'm just my brain
Speaker 1: is so appreciative when I come across like one of
Speaker 1: my wife's T shirts and it's like this can go
Speaker 1: in the dryer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, my god, oh my.
Speaker 1: God, thank you so much. Granted this could all be
Speaker 1: fixed with just like putting up a line in our backyard.
Speaker 1: I just am lazy and get it.
Speaker 2: Like you see this little rack right here, I got
Speaker 2: behind me that people it's like you are in your closet.
Speaker 2: I'm like, no, this is half sound baffling, half my
Speaker 2: own drying rack.
Speaker 1: A Yeah, I guess I just need to buy invest.
Speaker 1: I just need to invest and then drying rack. But anyways,
Speaker 1: until I do, fuck you and your athletics that can
Speaker 1: even go all day, bro, that's right, easy dry what
Speaker 1: miles of something you think is overrated.
Speaker 2: I don't know how to put this. We over rate
Speaker 2: the lack of responsibility of white vultvoters in an election.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know how to put this.
Speaker 2: The emphasis I've been saying this for the last couple of weeks,
Speaker 2: the emphasis has so much been about, oh, Hispanic men do,
Speaker 2: what will Arab voters do?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What are black men doing? I'm like, look, I know
Speaker 2: everything is about the margins, but I wish in our
Speaker 2: discourse there was more of an emphasis, like on the
Speaker 2: responsibility of American white American people to also make the
Speaker 2: quote unquote right choice or wrong choice. It's very much like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean like this, this is all on you guys,
Speaker 2: the fucking the Hispanic voter, the black voter, the Arab
Speaker 2: or Muslim vote. This is all on you guys. Now,
Speaker 2: what are y'all gonna do? Like That's what it feels like,
Speaker 2: and I fucking hate it. Just like with the shit
Speaker 2: that happened at the Nazi rallied at MSG and Tony
Speaker 2: Hinchcliff's joke about Puerto Ricans. There was a lot of
Speaker 2: stuff like, oh, oh here you poke the nest Puerto Rican.
Speaker 2: There's four hundred thousand Puerto Rican voters and these swings
Speaker 2: like I great, and they're like you don't look, what
Speaker 2: do you think they're gonna do?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: I'm like I wish. I'm like, well, what about the
Speaker 2: people who are emually just disturbed by hearing that kind
Speaker 2: of racist shit? What We're going to fuck it up again?
Speaker 1: Oh? Over here? Yeah, yeah, we're gonna find with races,
Speaker 1: the whites are going to fuck it up. We're hey, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's implicit in all these stories, I know.
Speaker 2: And it's just so mind like just like that that
Speaker 2: feeling of like that's how white supremacies like will function
Speaker 2: in sort of the analysis of this, uh, this election
Speaker 2: is to not look at their like, you know again,
Speaker 2: just this part was wild. When they're talking about different
Speaker 2: gains that Trump and Kamala Harris have made, uh, you know,
Speaker 2: Trump's gains have been offset by because they're talking about
Speaker 2: how he increased support among Hispanic men. His gains have
Speaker 2: been offset by increased support for Harris among white women
Speaker 2: who favored Trump over Biden by twelve points in twenty twenty,
Speaker 2: but now lean but now lean Republican by three points.
Speaker 2: So their edge, Wow, there is still three percent. They
Speaker 2: still have a three percent edge. That's a really big
Speaker 2: thing to talk about and dissect. And again I'm the
Speaker 2: other stuff about, like we spoke with these blocks supporting Trump,
Speaker 2: these Trump supporting black voters. I just it, it's so
Speaker 2: exhausting and it I don't know, it's just I'm just
Speaker 2: like I'm at that point. I'm like, just shut up.
Speaker 2: Please talk about like these other massive blocks, like these
Speaker 2: massive voting blocks that have unk a huge ability to
Speaker 2: sway rather than being like, well, Porto Ricans be offended
Speaker 2: by Puerto Rican jokes, right, fuck you. Like, I'm just tired.
Speaker 2: I'm tired. And that also we need more character actors.
Speaker 2: The lack of emphasis on good character actors. Sorry, I
Speaker 2: saw for Rosa bulk and unrelated. Just to tie it up.
Speaker 2: That also we need I want more of those like
Speaker 2: really specific look character actors rather than all these like
Speaker 2: you know, leading people that are impossibly beautiful. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: want character act I want something different. I want texture.
Speaker 1: Not everybody needs a six pack and no like.
Speaker 2: No, some people need like a freaky mouth and ears, you.
Speaker 1: Know, mouth and ears, Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, Like
Speaker 1: where is our Steve Buscemi, you know, like they know
Speaker 1: they tried to claim that the two leads of challengers
Speaker 1: were like rat boys, but they're both just like really hot.
Speaker 1: They could they could easily play really hot if they
Speaker 1: wanted to. Yeah yeah yeah, no, like the like these
Speaker 1: guys are fucking freaks. Yeah, Like their symmetrical proportions are like,
Speaker 1: you know, five percent off of what you would expect from.
Speaker 2: From mathematical perfection.
Speaker 1: But that's fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just where is our where are our rat teens?
Speaker 2: Rat actors? That actually they aren't. Like again, our our
Speaker 2: world is diverse. Not everyone looks like a chiseled faced
Speaker 2: rat boy.
Speaker 1: Some of us like the reds. Uh that's right, what
Speaker 1: a jam my overrated? Serious keeping with the very serious
Speaker 1: and incisive political commentary. Uh, peace stream water delivery techniques
Speaker 1: having the water that comes out of refrigerators, uh, like
Speaker 1: the ice maker thing is so much like an extremely
Speaker 1: strong peace stream is a weird decision to me, Like
Speaker 1: I don't know, well, first of all, it.
Speaker 2: Like splashes back.
Speaker 1: It's too strong, intense like we have to we have
Speaker 1: you know, matts inside urinals to deal with that stuff.
Speaker 2: One in my drinking cup.
Speaker 1: You keep a urinal cop urinal, but it would I mean,
Speaker 1: the urinal cake wouldn't know the difference if you're putting
Speaker 1: it in one of those like ice makers.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: There we had water coming out of faucets for so long.
Speaker 2: It was fine. It's beautiful.
Speaker 1: Soda fountains. I love a soda fountains. Oh yeah, you know.
Speaker 2: I feel like those are.
Speaker 1: Designed to be like kind of soft yet forceful at
Speaker 1: the same time. Water fountains have this like graceful arc
Speaker 1: to them, like turn one of those upside down. That
Speaker 1: should be fine. Even like the refill water bottle things
Speaker 1: on water. Yeah, at the airport, like it out like
Speaker 1: a faucet. It's like, yeah, they're coming out like a faucet.
Speaker 2: They're great.
Speaker 1: I don't know why high end refrigerators need to piss
Speaker 1: the water into our glass so strenuously.
Speaker 2: I think it's because of the filtration process. Yeah, like
Speaker 2: they have to force it through and I'm not Look,
Speaker 2: I'm not. I'm on your side, Jocket.
Speaker 1: It sounds like your team, Pa Stream.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not. I'm team stream. Well no, just you
Speaker 2: should just PLoP out and it just blobs. Yeah, biscus
Speaker 2: blobs into my cup. But yeah, no, I I definitely
Speaker 2: agree because it is also I have like bad water pressure,
Speaker 2: like in my kitchen, so it comes out for real,
Speaker 2: it's coming out Green Mile style.
Speaker 1: It's is that an l a thing? Or is there
Speaker 1: water pressure problems all over the place?
Speaker 2: No, because I went up the street to a friend's
Speaker 2: house and their ship was.
Speaker 1: Healthy, healthy, Our kitchen is healthy. But our shower in
Speaker 1: our bedroom will just turn off me.
Speaker 2: Like shower. That's you may you may want to talk
Speaker 2: to a plumber that gang if you can, you know,
Speaker 2: also give Jack some tips. How can he just on
Speaker 2: his own maybe crank it up a little bit, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean?
Speaker 1: The peace stream, No, the shower stream, the shower.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Or we've been we've been working on it. It's a
Speaker 1: it's a true mystery.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Looking.
Speaker 1: The editor also points out he hates how the fridge
Speaker 1: shivers and then side is when it's done dispensing water.
Speaker 1: That's true. It is like a real fucking They're fine.
Speaker 2: It's like again because you got Tom Hanks in the
Speaker 2: Green Mile attached to your fucking.
Speaker 1: You feel like this is a Tom Hanks in the
Speaker 1: Green Mile situation where like, whoever designed the refrigerator.
Speaker 2: I'll come and heal your refrigerator real quick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, lay hands on it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe you'll be crying. You'll be crying. Wasn't Tom
Speaker 2: Hanks crying at one point? Because it was coming out
Speaker 2: all crazy? What's that one shot of him peeing in
Speaker 2: the field that.
Speaker 1: Is so for people who don't know, obviously Tom Hanks
Speaker 1: PA's in all his movies. And then it culminates in
Speaker 1: The Green Mile, where his character's entire character motivation is
Speaker 1: that he has trouble pe right, and then John Coffee
Speaker 1: comitials JC don't read anything into that, lays hands on
Speaker 1: his dick and ball area, and then that night he
Speaker 1: has to pee and is prepared for a very unpleasant
Speaker 1: peeing experience, and then he runs outside kneels down, and
Speaker 1: it is Tom Hanks is like most He's acting so hard.
Speaker 1: It's like close on his face as he has the
Speaker 1: first comfortable pee in his life. I guess the issue
Speaker 1: was kidney stones, like but like perpetual, permanent kidney stone
Speaker 1: and he just has this this look on his face
Speaker 1: and that's weird. I'm going to, you know, put out
Speaker 1: a fan theory about refrigerator water dispensing tactics, that there's
Speaker 1: somebody who designed that who had like similar Hanks things.
Speaker 1: You know, we can't control what's in our unconscious. It's
Speaker 1: just you know, it's there. And Tom Hanks clearly has
Speaker 1: like something urine related that you know, league of their own.
Speaker 1: He has an extremely strong peace stream for its go
Speaker 1: I gotta go pe uh. He uses p after pee
Speaker 1: as an excuse in the burbs, and I think it
Speaker 1: saves his life and road to perdition if I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 2: But it all all cool. Me is this is this
Speaker 2: green mile.
Speaker 1: This is green mile. This is him kneeling down and
Speaker 1: having that.
Speaker 2: This is before that his heeled hikes that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, we're looking.
Speaker 2: At you guys. Look, November is almost your check It's
Speaker 2: all about prostate health check out, your check out, your
Speaker 2: your your plumbing.
Speaker 1: Check the state the prostate, that's what I call it.
Speaker 1: State of the Union. All right, those are some of
Speaker 1: the things that we think is overrated and under it.
Speaker 2: We're going to take a quick break.
Speaker 1: We're going to come back and tell you what happened
Speaker 1: over the weekend, we'll be right back and and we're back.
Speaker 2: We are back, We're back.
Speaker 1: And so in advance of Donald Trump had a Madison
Speaker 1: Square Garden rally over the weekend, Democrats were like, you
Speaker 1: know who else had a Madison Square Garden rally? At
Speaker 1: one point was the what back then it was called
Speaker 1: the Pro American Rally, and it was a bunch of
Speaker 1: Hitler supporters and Nazis Miles I'm not gonna lie. Heading
Speaker 1: into the event, I was like, they're really like built,
Speaker 1: like what if they don't do that?
Speaker 2: They what if the rally iss?
Speaker 1: Right? Yeah, Like it just felt like the Democrats were
Speaker 1: like a little bit like over leveraged on the watch
Speaker 1: this shit. It's going to be just like Hitler's Pro
Speaker 1: American rally in nineteen thirty nine. And I was just like,
Speaker 1: maybe like we let people be surprised by that, because
Speaker 1: like this is not necessarily like they they could easily
Speaker 1: like change their messaging for a mainstream like New York
Speaker 1: media audience. But the Democrats know Donald Trump and the
Speaker 1: current Republican Party better than I.
Speaker 2: Did, because.
Speaker 1: Disappoint They did not disappoint.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it was it was just too good. It
Speaker 2: was just all right there for them to be like,
Speaker 2: let's fucking do it. Let's just let him know.
Speaker 1: So, he had actually spent a lot of the week
Speaker 1: leading up to it stressing that he's not a Nazi
Speaker 1: loving fascist. On Thursday, he denied that he had ever
Speaker 1: said positive things about Hitler during his time in office,
Speaker 1: including that he needed the kind of general's Hitler had.
Speaker 1: I never said that, Trump said, in response to people
Speaker 1: questioning that I would never.
Speaker 2: I would.
Speaker 1: There's so many Yeah, what's that book by your bedside
Speaker 1: table there?
Speaker 2: It's Maine Camp f Main Camp Camp like Chow Maine
Speaker 2: spelled the same camp, Me and Me and Camp Beth.
Speaker 2: It's a children's what's it about. It's about a kid
Speaker 2: who is in a concentric Uh, that's Mike Camp.
Speaker 1: So the message of you know, unity or I would
Speaker 1: never say that I thought Hitler did cool stuff didn't
Speaker 1: really come across In the rally itself. His childhood friend
Speaker 1: David rem opened things up by calling Kamala Harris the
Speaker 1: anti Christ and waving around a literal crucifix like he
Speaker 1: brought a prop with him, Like, fucking, I know you're serious,
Speaker 1: tearrot top. Yeah, just big crucifix holding it up. Rudy
Speaker 1: Giuliani claimed that Hamas trains toddlers to kill Americans during
Speaker 1: his unhinged speech.
Speaker 2: This guy's about to lose everything, by the way, also
Speaker 2: because of Donald Trump. Because of Donald Trump. Like he's
Speaker 2: gonna have to sell his like apartment and like sell
Speaker 2: all of his like knickknacks, including his like prized World
Speaker 2: Series rings. I think to like offset all the damages
Speaker 2: he's liable for most of Yeah, which, but that's getting that.
Speaker 2: And then comedian and quotes Tony Hinchcliff of the Kill
Speaker 2: Tony podcast, which like I've been hearing about this kill
Speaker 2: Tony podcast for a while. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like people are like, oh comedy like kill Tony.
Speaker 2: Yeah they did in Austin, dude, it's all part of
Speaker 2: that Rogan ship. Dude. It's really sick man. Yeah. Again,
Speaker 2: they're just really awful to people. Every now and then
Speaker 2: there might be a funny person.
Speaker 1: But yeah. And so the titular Tony of kill Tony
Speaker 1: took the stage and uh said things like these Latinos
Speaker 1: they love making babies too. There's no pulling out, they
Speaker 1: don't do that. They come inside, just like they did
Speaker 1: to our country. And then he referred to Puerto Rico
Speaker 1: as a floating island of garbage.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is I think again really important to note
Speaker 2: that this guy is performing at what most people are like, Yeah,
Speaker 2: this is a Nazi rally, and this joke, this joke
Speaker 2: even like the people there are kind of like, uh, are.
Speaker 1: Like audible groans, Yeah, which is weird.
Speaker 2: I'll play it because I think it's important to hear
Speaker 2: that this was a thing that a guy wanted to say,
Speaker 2: and other people like, yeah, yeah, this will be good,
Speaker 2: this will be good.
Speaker 3: It is absolutely wild times, it really really is.
Speaker 2: And he looks he's looking like he's wearing his like
Speaker 2: my first communion suit.
Speaker 1: Yeah he does his suit, is he but he is
Speaker 1: wearing a suit and he is at a political rally.
Speaker 1: That's important to note because I think his response has
Speaker 1: been like, I'm the comedian. I'm just like up here
Speaker 1: riffing and doing No.
Speaker 2: You look like you're like my mom told me, I
Speaker 2: need to dress good if I'm gonna meet Donald Trump
Speaker 2: for the president. Yeah, you know, there's a lot going on.
Speaker 3: Like I don't know if you guys know this, but
Speaker 3: there's literally a floating island of garbage in the middle
Speaker 3: of the ocean right now, yeah, I think it's called
Speaker 3: Puerto Rico.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, all right, okay, right, that's so that's
Speaker 2: not good.
Speaker 1: No, he does the does the guys, I don't normally
Speaker 1: follow the national anthem. That's like his response is like,
Speaker 1: come on, I'm just a comedian up here.
Speaker 2: He had like a real everything. It was there's black jokes.
Speaker 2: He's talking about carving up watermelon, like.
Speaker 1: Water melon in the audience, Yeah.
Speaker 2: He did. He was talking about Israel and Palestine, about
Speaker 2: rock paper scissors. He's like, Palestinians will throw rocks, He's like,
Speaker 2: and then he's a quote and also we know Jews
Speaker 2: have a hard time throwing that paper and was like
Speaker 2: making it it was so fucking hat and racist and
Speaker 2: offensive and just nonsense that it's just wild. Also to
Speaker 2: see the defenses of this shit, because it it was,
Speaker 2: it was indefensible. And then Tony Hinch, because like some
Speaker 2: people don't like comedy or whatever, he like retweeted he
Speaker 2: retweeted Rickles doing like an event for Ronald Reagan. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and he was like, oh, comed edgy comedians don't perform
Speaker 2: in political things. And it's like Rickles is like literally
Speaker 2: roasting every single person there. He's not going up there
Speaker 2: and was like, hey, what do we think about Puerto Ricans?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, like exactly, like such a misunderstanding of
Speaker 4: what comedy is and what just racist bullshit like vitriol
Speaker 4: masked as a joke is.
Speaker 2: And this was a.
Speaker 1: Room of Republicans who you know, are running on a
Speaker 1: racist platform in the name of fascism and telling a
Speaker 1: bunch of racist jokes that are like fifty years out
Speaker 1: of date. Is man so punk rock man? Truth?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Or brother you really man? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Just the punching down in a way that is I
Speaker 1: guess very comfortable for the Trump Vance ticket. And he yeah,
Speaker 1: like you said, he keeps coming out and being like
Speaker 1: this is just like one joke that they took out
Speaker 1: of context. Watched the rest of the set and like
Speaker 1: the rest of the set is it's all. And then
Speaker 1: Trump's senior advisor has come out and said like, this
Speaker 1: joke does not reflect the views of President Trump or
Speaker 1: the campaign, which is a little tough to argue when
Speaker 1: it was said by someone in a suit standing at
Speaker 1: a Trump Vance podium scheduled speaker. He did he did
Speaker 1: not storm the stage and take the microphone.
Speaker 2: This is what.
Speaker 1: I don't know if.
Speaker 2: It was, I mean that would even be like like
Speaker 2: bro loaded the teleprompter with this bullshit. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And it's also like, in addition to the entire his
Speaker 1: entire set at being that like they're acting like, well,
Speaker 1: the rest of our Nazi rally had a message of
Speaker 1: peace and love. It did not. Stephen Miller came up,
Speaker 1: Oh my god and stated that America is for Americans
Speaker 1: and Americans only.
Speaker 2: I know I've heard that. Oh yeah, Germany is for
Speaker 2: Germans and Germans only. Great quote from uh ad Olf
Speaker 2: high Tailaire. Yeah, I think it's how you say that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a slog only for Germans. Was a
Speaker 1: German ethnocentric slogan indicating that certain establishments, transportation to other
Speaker 1: facilities were exclusively for Germans. It was used during World
Speaker 1: War Two. It was like a Nazi meme. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: like he forgot to write a speech until the morning
Speaker 1: of the rally and just started frantically googling Nazi slogan.
Speaker 2: Energy two from teenage mutant Ninja Gerbels over here is
Speaker 2: also wild. Like again, you watched this and you're like, oh,
Speaker 2: they're their whole strategy is let's just let the mask
Speaker 2: come off. We're fucking Nazis. This is it. Here we go.
Speaker 1: The cartels are gone, the criminal migrants are gone, the.
Speaker 2: Gangs are gone. Yeah, sir, this is a Wendy's yo.
Speaker 2: What Yeah, the Frosty machine is broken. I'm sorry. The
Speaker 2: cartels gone. Okay, Jesus Christ, Okay, who else do you
Speaker 2: want to expel from?
Speaker 1: Is for Americans and Americans only one more time, America.
Speaker 1: It's for Americans and Americans only one man.
Speaker 2: And that man, ladies and gentlemen, that man took a
Speaker 2: bullet for you. He took a bullet for democracy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: a self inflicted one in the in his bunkers when
Speaker 2: the Allies were posing in on Berlin. Yeah, exactly, good job.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that might have been in the back of his one,
Speaker 1: of course I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that poor dog too. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's worth watching the like the actual video of his speech,
Speaker 1: because it does like he is animated in a way
Speaker 1: that it's giving I don't know, I forget where I've
Speaker 1: seen that. It's like in some black and white clip,
Speaker 1: but his whole persona and hand gestures and energy is
Speaker 1: reminding me of something m And then there was like
Speaker 1: a bunch of weird shit that made me feel like
Speaker 1: I'm in a coma right now and just like my
Speaker 1: brain is misfiring. Doctor Phil showed up to claim that
Speaker 1: Trump isn't really a bully and criticize DEI Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah it is. And I'm gonna get torn
Speaker 2: apart for saying this. Yeah, his whole thing. What did
Speaker 2: he say here?
Speaker 1: His one say, well, now, wait a minute, is it
Speaker 1: Trump a bully?
Speaker 2: And let me tell you why. The answer to that
Speaker 2: question question is no, because I'm not a real doctor
Speaker 2: or should not be listened to. So fuck everything. I
Speaker 2: say yeah, and then I think the yeah.
Speaker 1: The one that really felt like it was in a
Speaker 1: bed dream is like Hulk Hogan tried to rip his
Speaker 1: shirt off and it like took him so long and
Speaker 1: he just like couldn't get it off, and.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like it's just wild. Here he comes out on
Speaker 2: stage with like a feather boa raving his flag. Here
Speaker 2: we go, Oh, come on, rip it? Uh oh, still
Speaker 2: can't rip it, still looking at it, Still.
Speaker 1: Still ripping. Still, he's still ripping.
Speaker 2: He's gonna have a fucking heart attack trying to.
Speaker 1: So there's like a lot of desperation in there. He's
Speaker 1: doing it with like the energy that I have when
Speaker 1: someone's like a man or flies down, you know, like
Speaker 1: you're just like frantically like oh.
Speaker 2: Ship also, and it ripped all weird, like he couldn't
Speaker 2: rip it down the collar, so I think he ripped it.
Speaker 2: At the arm Steve scene, he's like, ah, look, the
Speaker 2: Tanner's affecting me.
Speaker 1: Alina Habbah, who lost several cases for Donald Trump, took
Speaker 1: the stage to the sounds of All I Do is
Speaker 1: Win by DJ Pallid, and then when Trump spoke, it
Speaker 1: was just all the same shit, dude, same shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're fucking they can't pay for hurricanes because of migrants,
Speaker 2: they're shipping them in, they're stealing your your dreams. Just
Speaker 2: just all just the same, same, same, same shit. And
Speaker 2: he's really he's like he's definitely in his like wu
Speaker 2: tang face, because this dude regularly now is showing up
Speaker 2: like hours after his slated appearance time.
Speaker 1: He's on his Warren Hill.
Speaker 2: Yeah, easily. He's like, look, they'll wait, I haven't spoken
Speaker 2: in days. They'll wait. And then it sounded like there
Speaker 2: was some anecdotal videos of people kind of being like,
Speaker 2: all right, we saw the coherent racist speak. I don't
Speaker 2: need to hear Trump anymore. We might as well. We've
Speaker 2: got to catch we got to catch the fucking you know,
Speaker 2: we got to get back to Staten Island.
Speaker 1: He did brag about having a quote little secret about
Speaker 1: the House that wouldn't be revealed until after the election,
Speaker 1: So which chilling. Yeah, so the Hinchcliff line is definitely
Speaker 1: the one that is kind of resonating the most.
Speaker 2: Bad.
Speaker 1: Bunny endorsed Harris, as did Ricky Martin immediately after. Florida
Speaker 1: Republicans are like scrambling to distance themselves, stating this rhetoric
Speaker 1: does not reflect GOP values.
Speaker 2: So then what is it? Well, why why did it happen?
Speaker 2: What is this joke?
Speaker 1: Bomb for a reason? It's not funny and it's not true,
Speaker 1: said Rick Scott.
Speaker 2: Well, hey, it's an election, your baby. Yeah, you better not.
Speaker 2: I hope you're that's I hope you're smart enough to
Speaker 2: be like, I don't know, it's kind of like a
Speaker 2: garbage island, even though it's part of these are American citizens. Yeah, sure, sure,
Speaker 2: sure sure.
Speaker 1: Tony Hinchcliff defended his speech and was like, these people
Speaker 1: have no sense of humor. Wild that because uh, Tim
Speaker 1: Walls and AOC were like live reacting to the Nazi
Speaker 1: rally and he was critical of the jokes, which is shocking,
Speaker 1: but managed to hurt Tony Hinchcliff's feelings, like these people
Speaker 1: have no sense of humor. Wild that a vice presidential
Speaker 1: candidate would take time out of his busy schedule to
Speaker 1: analyze a joke taken out of context and make it
Speaker 1: seem racist. What I love Puerto Rico and vacation there.
Speaker 2: There everyone's ships on your fungo, bro. I don't believe
Speaker 2: you would eat that. You'd probably fucking subway or some ship.
Speaker 2: I would.
Speaker 1: I would change that to the past tense vacation there.
Speaker 1: I don't think you're gonna this time, so I don't
Speaker 1: know the last part too. I made fun of everyone.
Speaker 2: Watch the whole set. I made fun of black people,
Speaker 2: Jewish people, how Stitians. And it wasn't even like really cutting.
Speaker 2: I was just shitting on people. Then he said I'm
Speaker 2: a comedian, Tim, might be time to change your tampon.
Speaker 1: And so he says I'm a comedian and then tells
Speaker 1: a very funny joke to prove it. Yeah, yeah, good, Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: he's good and everybody who told me that kill Tony
Speaker 1: is funny should be very proud of themselves. But most
Speaker 1: comedians were like, oh, it's great to see like the
Speaker 1: worst person in comedy just being on the national stage
Speaker 1: as like a complete fucking hack, right, and like have
Speaker 1: him being a hack like possibly affect the outcome of
Speaker 1: the presidential elect And I'm sure sure this will all
Speaker 1: be forgotten three days from now, but yeah, with whatever
Speaker 1: the news thing.
Speaker 2: But yeah, good job, good job, everybody, No notes, you
Speaker 2: did a flawless job of communicating to the world that
Speaker 2: you are a bunch of aggressive racist freaks. Great.
Speaker 1: Great, Just a lot of kind of stories over the
Speaker 1: weekend that like the New Yorker dropped a profile of
Speaker 1: just Trump's relationship to billionaire donors. A lot of them
Speaker 1: claimed that they were going to abandon him, and it's
Speaker 1: it's just wild. First of all, like I didn't, like,
Speaker 1: I know that there were isolated stories at the time
Speaker 1: during his first administration where he was just like asking
Speaker 1: his friends from mar A Lago to like be like
Speaker 1: head up the VA essentially, right, like you know, just
Speaker 1: do all those wild shit and just so he just
Speaker 1: like gave important jobs to billionaires based solely on the
Speaker 1: fact that they are billionaires, and so they must be smart,
Speaker 1: because smart people he like literally says in the article,
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear from them if they haven't
Speaker 1: made a fortune.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, So if they don't know how to actively
Speaker 2: exploit people in the most fantastic ways, yeah, I don't
Speaker 2: that can't take them seriously. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And so you know, now a lot of people who
Speaker 1: previously a lot of the billionaires who previously have been like, well,
Speaker 1: we're not going to support this guy. He's fucking sick
Speaker 1: person and bad for the country, are now coming around.
Speaker 1: And there's a good quote that I just want to read.
Speaker 1: Sean will And, a historian at Princeton University, offered another
Speaker 1: key distinction. Trump's billionaires, many of whom have made their
Speaker 1: fortune as hedge fund managers, activist investors, and corporate raiders,
Speaker 1: tend to be highly motivated ideologues and individual operators. It's transactional,
Speaker 1: but their end of the bargain is a lot different
Speaker 1: than just having access to the President of the United States.
Speaker 1: Will It told me they see Trump as their instrument.
Speaker 1: This is an investment for them to take power, and
Speaker 1: like that really, like that's why keep bringing up the
Speaker 1: business plot, like the time.
Speaker 2: I even had to bring it up because it was
Speaker 2: relevant when you were gone last this fucking piece of
Speaker 2: history is.
Speaker 1: But yeah, when the head, like some of the richest
Speaker 1: people in the United States tried to stage a fascist
Speaker 1: overthrow of the government, like this is their chance, and
Speaker 1: like all the riches.
Speaker 2: Everyone's chance. Like when you look at the people who
Speaker 2: come out at this rally, it's not just it's billionaires
Speaker 2: who want to live in a world where they can
Speaker 2: sort of resist the tide of progress, where people would
Speaker 2: potentially be taking some of their money to better the
Speaker 2: rest of the world. Yeah, there's a world where doctor
Speaker 2: phil is there because he wants to be in a
Speaker 2: world where he's still relevant, a world where Hulk Hogan
Speaker 2: is still relevant and not seen as like a racist,
Speaker 2: fucking freak show. A world where Tony hinchcliffs shit like
Speaker 2: racist nonsense is considered quote unquote comedy. Everyone has like
Speaker 2: a stake in this some weird way, and and and
Speaker 2: by god, they've found a way to just wrap that
Speaker 2: all up into this like Nazi two point oh thing,
Speaker 2: and everyone's like oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this
Speaker 2: is our I think this could be our shot to
Speaker 2: finally like you know, flash freeze society into this moment
Speaker 2: and I can just thrive in it forever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I think get it, like I don't know,
Speaker 1: like this world where it's a kleptocracy ruled over by oligarchs,
Speaker 1: you know, like the richest people are going to be
Speaker 1: so entrenched in power after this administration if Trump wins,
Speaker 1: like it just feels like, uh, I don't know, and
Speaker 1: like the brazen ways they're going to use it to
Speaker 1: enrich themselves at the expense of others, Like that the
Speaker 1: amount of power Elon Musk is going to have. He's
Speaker 1: going to have so much fucking power. He already has
Speaker 1: like weight, like disturbing amounts of power. But if Trump wins,
Speaker 1: it's it's going to be uh yeah, my mind melting.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: And even like the billionaires who aren't overtly Trump supporters
Speaker 1: fully Trump supporters, such as Jeff Bezos, are doing things
Speaker 1: to prepare Okay, that's it.
Speaker 2: The last straw for me with Bezos, this was it.
Speaker 2: There's so many people who are like, Okay, that's it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm done with Besis, Like, bro, this guy's fun. All
Speaker 2: these people are fucking creatures of the night. But yeah,
Speaker 2: so earlier last week we're talking about how Patrick Sun Schanng,
Speaker 2: who's the billionaire owner of the La Times, basically fucking
Speaker 2: put the kai bosh on any endorsement from the La
Speaker 2: Times for Combras. Then now I think we didn't. We
Speaker 2: weren't able to record because the news broke on the
Speaker 2: like at the beginning of the weekend that Jeff Bezos
Speaker 2: basically then also said Nope, you're not doing any I
Speaker 2: don't care if you have a quote planned endorsement, it's
Speaker 2: not happening. And then so the Washington Post, I'm just
Speaker 2: like they reported on this and in the article they're
Speaker 2: even like, yeah, he's this is a preemptive bending of
Speaker 2: the knee to Trump. Quote. Anybody who is as much
Speaker 2: a part of the American economy as Bezos is, they
Speaker 2: obviously want to have a good relationship with whoever is
Speaker 2: in power. It's an attempt to try not to be
Speaker 2: on the wrong side of Donald Trump. Yeah, yea, yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Think this is this is a great preview of what
Speaker 1: we're going to be seeing.
Speaker 2: Because like they don't give a fuck except their own
Speaker 2: money about their own money, yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1: So everybody who's in power is going to be uh
Speaker 1: doing their best to fucking appease him, like that's it's
Speaker 1: it is, really, I don't know, like.
Speaker 2: It's the other version where like I feel like maybe
Speaker 2: in the like three years ago, it's like, oh, don't
Speaker 2: get on the wrong side of the consumer. Their values
Speaker 2: are X, so we don't want to we don't want
Speaker 2: to transgress. And now they're like, bro, I don't know, man,
Speaker 2: if we're going fucking like no breaks on this thing,
Speaker 2: then yeah, I don't give a fuck about the coner
Speaker 2: because they'll have to get in line because I'm going
Speaker 2: to make the most money and make sure I'm aligned
Speaker 2: with the autocratic beings that are going to be really
Speaker 2: dictating things like the government contracts that I so desperately
Speaker 2: need for all of my for all of my businesses,
Speaker 2: like Jeff Bezos does.
Speaker 1: If you don't believe that Trump is going to be
Speaker 1: a fucking dictator, like the billionaires who have access to
Speaker 1: like way more information than the rest of us certainly
Speaker 1: seem to be acting like he's going to be a
Speaker 1: fucking dictator.
Speaker 2: Or they're just yeah, they're just looking at it and
Speaker 2: they're like, oh, just because I'm sure with Jeff Bezos,
Speaker 2: his strategy is like, well, just in case Trump wins,
Speaker 2: I want to make sure I stay stay wealthy. And
Speaker 2: if Kamon w wins, what the fuck are they going
Speaker 2: to do? Huh? Yeah, you know it's kind of like
Speaker 2: it's like, bro, I know it might look one way
Speaker 2: to you, but I'm fine either way. I'm fine either way.
Speaker 2: So I'm just gonna do this because again, twenty twenty one,
Speaker 2: Amazon was awarded ten a ten billion dollar cloud computing
Speaker 2: contract with the NSSA, and like this is parts of
Speaker 2: like other need billions of dollars of deals that they
Speaker 2: do with the Department of Defense. Also, let's not forget
Speaker 2: Blue Origin, Bezos's space exploration company. They also are vying
Speaker 2: for multiple like billion dollar grants from the federal government.
Speaker 2: So he just he can't have that money host turn off.
Speaker 2: Like you even sued the Trump administration previously for like
Speaker 2: being like I feel like we were on we were
Speaker 2: we missed out on this contract because I own the
Speaker 2: Washington Posts that had just objective coverage of Donald Trump,
Speaker 2: and I think that's not fair. So now you're doing
Speaker 2: your thing about like, well, we didn't say anything, Trump,
Speaker 2: give me the money.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean this is how dictatorships and authoritarianism works,
Speaker 1: and I do think like there's it's like Ezra Klein
Speaker 1: had this kind of essay last week that was about,
Speaker 1: you know the fact that Democrats are like kind of
Speaker 1: attacking Trump in all these different ways, and he thinks
Speaker 1: they should be like more coherent about the idea that like,
Speaker 1: the thing that is broken about Donald Trump is that
Speaker 1: he has no like executive control, no like editor which,
Speaker 1: which is like what makes him like entertaining to people
Speaker 1: is that he will just like suddenly talk about Arnold
Speaker 1: Palmers Dick or just like vibe out and play music.
Speaker 1: And it's also like what makes him really scary as
Speaker 1: a leader. And his point was that like the only
Speaker 1: so Democrats in their messaging have kind of left this
Speaker 1: question dangling of if he's so bad and crazy, why
Speaker 1: wasn't his first administration more of a disaster? And the
Speaker 1: answer is, first of all, it was really bad, but
Speaker 1: second of all, he was surrounded by people who were
Speaker 1: actively working against him the whole time. Like he you know,
Speaker 1: at various points he wanted to like withhold aid from
Speaker 1: California during wildfires because Gavin Newsom was mean to him.
Speaker 1: He wanted the military to start shooting George Floyd protesters
Speaker 1: in the legs. Right, since then we found out that
Speaker 1: like there were people actively working against him to undermine him,
Speaker 1: and like we know that and Trump knows it, which
Speaker 1: is why we have like Project twenty twenty five and
Speaker 1: why that project is like so scary.
Speaker 2: But like if they're going after what made the first
Speaker 2: one go semi smoothly for societal issuhit?
Speaker 1: Yes, So this time is different because this time, you know,
Speaker 1: the people he's preparing to put in his government would
Speaker 1: be trying to execute on his vision and we're just
Speaker 1: going to get all gas, no break Trump brain, which
Speaker 1: is going to be like truly disastrous, but.
Speaker 2: Also not just him because at this point they're fully
Speaker 2: like sort of like with Bush too, there's a whole
Speaker 2: group of people who are like, manbro, we can work
Speaker 2: this motherfucker to get what we want done like this
Speaker 2: because Trump doesn't have a policy brain. He just wants
Speaker 2: to be out of trouble. And then just like how
Speaker 2: you know, the Heritage Foundation was able to be like Harry,
Speaker 2: why don't you try this stuff? He's like yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: all right, I don't care. He's like, just make make
Speaker 2: the money come in from foreign sources. Great. I love that. Yeah.
Speaker 2: That's what also makes it very scary because now you
Speaker 2: have other people be like, how do we get what
Speaker 2: we want out of Trump being in office, because it's
Speaker 2: not like Trump has the fucking brain for anything except
Speaker 2: to sit in a chair and fart to the village people. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Also from the Heritage Foundation project.
Speaker 2: Esther was Esther.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Esther, Yeah, I was announced back early October. But
Speaker 1: I feel like, again, this might be one that the
Speaker 1: Democrats should be kind of digging in a little bit
Speaker 1: more on. But they're basically saying anybody who voices support
Speaker 1: for Palestinium rights where is critical of Israeli like military Zionism,
Speaker 1: will be defined as anti Semitic and treated as a terrorist.
Speaker 2: Essentially right and deporting people. It's like, or if you're
Speaker 2: one of these part of one of these organizations that's
Speaker 2: advocating for this, and you are foreign born, we will
Speaker 2: deport you. If you're an educator, you will be fired
Speaker 2: and blacklisted. This is like everything they're like, if you're
Speaker 2: not if you're not from here, will deport you. If
Speaker 2: you're from here, will make your life impossible to live.
Speaker 1: And the terms like social network analysis are used in
Speaker 1: the document to describe surveillance, infiltration, and disruption of social
Speaker 1: justice movement. So they will be waging war on people,
Speaker 1: you know, trying. Yeah, it will be very similar to
Speaker 1: the Red Scare, but just with regards to.
Speaker 2: Oh so you'll be labeled anti Semitics. So are what
Speaker 2: are what what of the consequences for like hate groups
Speaker 2: like neo Nazis.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it does not mention Neo Nazis or the klu Klux.
Speaker 1: They're not identified as positive.
Speaker 2: About anti Semitism. Wait, sorry, I weld just use that
Speaker 2: as like cover to just sort of lock up dissenters.
Speaker 1: Sorry, that's the sort of question that an anti Semitic
Speaker 1: terrorist might ask.
Speaker 2: So I'm no, I'm just saying these guys follow us
Speaker 2: no fanto snaph it's and they're like, sir, you have
Speaker 2: no Infinity Gauntlet. Yeah, I don't know, this is just
Speaker 2: it's I mean, look, we've got a week left. The
Speaker 2: polls are irrelevant because everything is basically within the margin
Speaker 2: of error, and in most cases, like we've said before, uh,
Speaker 2: just heavily favoring Republicans just to be like you can't,
Speaker 2: we cannot get caught out again being like nude, They're
Speaker 2: they're the Democrats. You're gonna win this one. It's like
Speaker 2: very much neck and neck all the time, although many
Speaker 2: people who I think are like, you know, looking at
Speaker 2: the crosstabs of poles, are like, these are being weighted
Speaker 2: very interestingly. And also there's a lot of partisan polling
Speaker 2: out there that's shifting the weighted average.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I've been talking about edder Mentum, who's like
Speaker 1: making the argument that like Republicans are being kind of
Speaker 1: given some extra weight in polling, and he thinks like
Speaker 1: Kamala might be more ahead than people think based on
Speaker 1: the polling, and like his theory is basically just that
Speaker 1: everybody from you know, the poll aggregators who are including
Speaker 1: these partisan polls to even like the New York Times,
Speaker 1: and like, I guess he says the New York Times
Speaker 1: has in twenty twenty two was generally truthful, but a
Speaker 1: lot of the you know, mainstream media seems to be
Speaker 1: obsessed with one thing, and that is avoiding any overestimation
Speaker 1: of Democrats at all costs. And so which makes sense
Speaker 1: because it does seem like the fact that twenty sixteen,
Speaker 1: twenty twenty, there were these polling mistakes that overrated Democrats.
Speaker 1: They're like, all right, so we just need to assume
Speaker 1: that that's going to happen again. He doesn't think that's
Speaker 1: going to happen again.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's hard to say, but one point he's making is
Speaker 1: that there will be consequences to it if, well, sure,
Speaker 1: the Republicans are being overrated in the polls, like we
Speaker 1: already know that Trump will declare himself the winner of
Speaker 1: the election no matter what. And in twenty twenty, they
Speaker 1: were fully willing to like use trivia about In his article,
Speaker 1: he says they were fully willing to use trivia about
Speaker 1: Bellweather Counties and the predictive power of Ohio to back
Speaker 1: up their claims that Trump won. This time, they would
Speaker 1: be guaranteed to have an extensive list of polsters showing
Speaker 1: Trump winning. So I don't know, I get the prisoner's
Speaker 1: dilemma of them being like, well, we just can't show
Speaker 1: that Harris is like a favorite, because if we're wrong
Speaker 1: again for a third time, we're so fucked.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well then so what you know, maybe this fuck it? Like, yeah,
Speaker 2: maybe maybe you should be Yeah, yeah. Sorry. If you're
Speaker 2: not good at your job and you're too afraid of
Speaker 2: what the outcome is going to be, whether or not
Speaker 2: you can do it, you're in the wrong business or
Speaker 2: the industry itself needs major rethinking. And how we you know,
Speaker 2: all this prognostication works.
Speaker 1: Seems like it does, Miles, it does seem like it does.
Speaker 2: It's big money, though, I'm telling you, man, it's fucking
Speaker 2: big money, cause it's it's like one of those things
Speaker 2: that's how you justify like your political spending, Like you
Speaker 2: do a thing like you go to a donor and
Speaker 2: be like, we need this much money to get you know,
Speaker 2: this bill through or an x amount of votes or
Speaker 2: voters motive mobilized for this election, and then like you're like, see,
Speaker 2: look I got this. I went to a polster, very renowned.
Speaker 2: I paid them an exorbitant amount of money, and they're
Speaker 2: telling I got them to tell me the thing I
Speaker 2: need to tell you so I can continue to make
Speaker 2: money and then I can continue to give them money
Speaker 2: to do polls for me. It's all very yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: All right, let's take a quick break, we'll come back,
Speaker 1: We'll talk about some bullshit, and we're back We're back,
Speaker 1: and we got so we got Dwayne Wade statue reveal,
Speaker 1: we got Timothy shallow May lookalike contests.
Speaker 2: That got weird and out of hand, dude. So it
Speaker 2: was funny. When I was in New York, I saw
Speaker 2: that ship all through like Lower Manhattan on like all
Speaker 2: the like I was, I was gonna take a picture
Speaker 2: and send it to the group chat because I was like,
Speaker 2: this ship is if like the most New York ship
Speaker 2: to me, they'd be like Timothy shallow May lookalike contest
Speaker 2: Washington Square Park, and I was like this, I love
Speaker 2: I love New York. I love that this is glittered everywhere.
Speaker 2: And it was a real thing.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so it kind of went viral already even
Speaker 1: before it started because of the aforementioned flyers that you saw.
Speaker 1: It was organized by that YouTuber who was also behind
Speaker 1: a quote cheeseball binging stunt.
Speaker 2: What this year? See this is where I'm old man.
Speaker 2: I didn't know about this, you know, I was New
Speaker 2: York's cheeseball man one point seven million cool.
Speaker 1: Okay, so he wears a yellow mask and eats a
Speaker 1: bunch of cheese doodle cheese ball.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, cheeseball man. I think, let's see how
Speaker 2: just where is like the boomer fucking potato salad man.
Speaker 2: They just wanted to watch people eat. He's just he
Speaker 2: ate a tub of cheeseballs. Whatever.
Speaker 1: Man, Look look, these are branding circuses, don't for I
Speaker 1: am into the cheese ball Yeah yeah, cheeseball muk bang Oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, this is same guy, same guy. He
Speaker 2: knows how to get the city of New York.
Speaker 1: You know his work from the cheeseball guy. Does he
Speaker 1: have an IMDb page? He should has anybody started making
Speaker 1: like the YouTuber IMDb.
Speaker 2: There are some there are some people I feel like
Speaker 2: put their own ship on IMDb.
Speaker 1: I've noticed that, and they are heroes for doing that.
Speaker 2: It is movies. Anyways.
Speaker 1: This is event we got single Timothy Shallomey doppelgangers participating
Speaker 1: in a makeshift dating game. One guy was arrested and
Speaker 1: led away in handcuffs by the NYPD. We're not we're
Speaker 1: not sure the conduct conduct.
Speaker 2: Added Timothy Timothy Chala may look like contest that he
Speaker 2: got emmed up like that, but it couldn't have been good.
Speaker 2: Couldn't have been good.
Speaker 1: The host of the event got fined five hundred dollars,
Speaker 1: and the winner was a twenty one year old student
Speaker 1: dressed as Wonka Shallame, who was presented with a giant
Speaker 1: novelty check for fifty dollars, which they said they would
Speaker 1: spend on candy.
Speaker 2: That's a nice costume that is he did?
Speaker 1: He didn't, really, it's not.
Speaker 2: I guess it's not a cheap hobby trying to look
Speaker 2: like Timothy Shallamy like that.
Speaker 1: No, man, that's trust me. It's fucking killing me.
Speaker 2: Hey, what's all that stuff hanging on the wall behind you?
Speaker 2: It's nothing? It's nothing.
Speaker 1: And that I am talking about my chalame where when
Speaker 1: I talk about needing things to be drier, because like
Speaker 1: you know, I'm doing costume changes all day and I
Speaker 1: need these things to be washed and cleaned and dried quickly.
Speaker 1: And then one of the attendees who's wearing a mask,
Speaker 1: pulled off his mask and revealed himself to be the
Speaker 1: real Timothy Shalloman.
Speaker 2: Ah, yeah, what exciting times we live.
Speaker 1: He should have You should have competed, like that's the
Speaker 1: whole point of like going to your own lookalike contest.
Speaker 2: You compete. Well, the second he did, people just lost it.
Speaker 2: You know what, I mean, like, there's no way that
Speaker 2: would just be so funny. He goes and just a
Speaker 2: body the Timothy Shallow may contest. Right. If I was competing,
Speaker 2: I'm like, bro, this is stupid. Man Like, fuck you, Timothy.
Speaker 2: I'm out here trying to make my own identity based
Speaker 2: off yours and you're coming in here with your scruffy
Speaker 2: shaved head or short hair. And I'm I paid so
Speaker 2: much money for these plugs to look like you, Timothy.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine I just get a wild hair plugs.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm there too. They're like, sir, that hair
Speaker 2: is a questionable providence.
Speaker 1: Miles looks so good in a wig. We we we
Speaker 1: got to break out the wig for one of these
Speaker 1: video episodes.
Speaker 2: I need I need a shallow may Wig. Someone, Yeah,
Speaker 2: send me a link to a shallow may Wig because
Speaker 2: I need that.
Speaker 1: Someone who couldn't win a lookalike contest? Uh is Dwayne
Speaker 1: Wade if he was trying to look like the statue
Speaker 1: that the Miami Heat just revealed.
Speaker 2: A bad, bad statue. What a sad, sad moment for
Speaker 2: Dwyanne Wade, Dwyane. I still every time every time I
Speaker 2: type it, I have to say.
Speaker 1: It Dwyanne Twyne get in order to d w why.
Speaker 2: Why why does this motherfucker look like this? Didn't he
Speaker 2: say who's that guy? Don't know if you caught that
Speaker 2: during the speech he was like he was even like
Speaker 2: at the fucking unveiling for his own statue? Is him?
Speaker 1: Like that's crazy.
Speaker 2: I can't believe that. Who is that guy?
Speaker 1: I think, like because he was involved in the design
Speaker 1: of the statue apparently, So this is just one of
Speaker 1: those situations where like, none of us look, none of
Speaker 1: us know what we look like. You know, we all
Speaker 1: have like distorted pictures of ourselves. Not all, but maybe like, uh,
Speaker 1: I feel like I have this where I'm like, you know,
Speaker 1: get get majorly focused on one thing or another, you know,
Speaker 1: and would would unveil a statue of me.
Speaker 2: That looks looks absolutely that guy? Who who is that guy? No, seriously,
Speaker 2: who is that? I mean it's not great for concerning
Speaker 2: how look I mean, the statues outside staples look pretty good.
Speaker 2: I gotta say, like they like I was.
Speaker 1: Like, where did they find these sculptors? This? Yeah, sculpting
Speaker 1: team did the Kobe, they did, Yeah, they did the
Speaker 1: Kobe and the Jordan. I think oh wow, or at
Speaker 1: least a Kobe and Jordan's so.
Speaker 2: What there they must be So they must be Lakers
Speaker 2: fans or something, right, like yeah, yeah, we'll hook you up, Dwyane.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, check this out. I mean, I said he
Speaker 2: looked like fucking Morpheus in the Matrix when he's getting
Speaker 2: interrogated and he's all hooked up all that those mistakes
Speaker 2: and shit, and he's like, I'm like, that's that's what
Speaker 2: this looks like to me. Other people have said it
Speaker 2: looks like when Dorian put on the mask in the mask.
Speaker 1: All period does his head is like all big and weird,
Speaker 1: like he looked he looks like an action figure that
Speaker 1: someone put in a microwave, you know, if it was
Speaker 1: made out of something that like puffs up when it's
Speaker 1: in the microwave.
Speaker 2: Paul Pierce texted Tony Allen a picture of the statue
Speaker 2: and he's like, yoh, is this you?
Speaker 1: It does kind of it looked more like Tony Allen,
Speaker 1: So yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean, like credit to Dwayne. I mean,
Speaker 2: he had a fantastic career. I hope he likes it.
Speaker 2: That's wa matters. Yeah, it's just a little odd. I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 1: Does it look anything like him?
Speaker 2: It does.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Dayne Wade one of the most handsome men ever
Speaker 1: play basketball. I feel like, and they just went is it.
Speaker 2: Because they're trying to put the beard in So it's
Speaker 2: adding a bit of thickness to his jawline and that's maybe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like beard era, he did have like kind
Speaker 1: of a bit of a puffy beard, and so this
Speaker 1: just makes it look like he's has a jaw implant
Speaker 1: or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, like you got addle eyes too, like where
Speaker 1: you know, they just really missed on so many levels.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, look, Dwayne, you got a statue I don't.
Speaker 2: So that's all that matters. And it's it's wonderful. You're
Speaker 2: a good guy. So I think people it looks like
Speaker 2: people are going mostly easy on I think they're going
Speaker 2: harder on the statue makers than they are being like
Speaker 2: Dwayne Wade.
Speaker 1: But oh yeah, for sure, I don't I in no
Speaker 1: way blame Dwayne Wade.
Speaker 2: Yeah it also I had no way blamed I.
Speaker 1: And this is and I my name is Jack O'Brien.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, it's Howard Bezos move. You're making it right now.
Speaker 2: And I don't blame Dwayne Wade, thank you. I would
Speaker 2: not I will not endorse any kind of critique of
Speaker 2: his statue.
Speaker 1: Or have also heard the gym teacher from Beavis and butthead.
Speaker 1: If you're familiar with that, whoa, it kind of looks.
Speaker 2: Like that who had the buzz cut? Yeah yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 2: yeah yeah coach. Wasn't he called coach buzz cut? I
Speaker 2: think yeah, I think so.
Speaker 1: He was always asking asking them to kick him in
Speaker 1: the jimmy. Yeah, it's It also captures him in a
Speaker 1: moment of celebration, so he's like screaming. But because of
Speaker 1: the material that it's made out of, Brian the editor
Speaker 1: points out, he just looks like he's Han Solo trapping carbonite.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like if Han Solo was black. Yeah, it's got
Speaker 2: the same like kind of arms sort of raised things.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and scream of anguish on face, even though
Speaker 1: it's supposed to be scream of celebration in ecstasy. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: I think that's I think that's enough.
Speaker 2: I think yeah, I think that'll do.
Speaker 1: We are back tomorrow with the whole last episode of
Speaker 1: the show.
Speaker 2: That'll do. What did what did you say? That'll do? Donkey,
Speaker 2: That'll do donkey.
Speaker 1: Famous Shrek line that'll do donkey, that don God damn,
Speaker 1: that movie would have been so much better if the
Speaker 1: farmer was Shrek. Bak you donkey, thank you? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yes, please? Hey you want I plly right here, Just
Speaker 2: swap out babe for Shrek and babe for Donkey. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyways, we know what we're saying. It's early. We're back
Speaker 1: with all episode of the show. Until then, be kind
Speaker 1: to each other, be kind to yourselves, get the vaccine,
Speaker 1: don't do nothing about what supremacy, and we will talk
Speaker 1: to you all tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Bye bye bye