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Speaker 1: one of those days where you wake up and you're

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Speaker 1: now with Alex's daily vibration, It's time to raise your

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Speaker 1: vibration by doing your one card Taro draw. So while

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Speaker 1: It's the eighth major arcana. The strength card upright represents

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Speaker 1: Frank Mornings, that's twenties. Give me a strum. Yeah, thank you, Dan,

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Speaker 1: What hey, Michelle, this is actually the Jewel Show. This

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Speaker 1: War of the Roses. Only on The Jewel Show. Grayson

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Speaker 1: That's what I've been telling people. But my dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: That's so smart though, cool. Do not disturb? Well, thank

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Speaker 1: you for telling us your her little secret. Thanks guys,

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Speaker 1: have a good day then, Jubel Show on Demand. Welcome

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Speaker 1: to the i n N, The Idiot News Network where

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Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news. For Monday, February fourteenth,

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Speaker 1: Happy Valentine Stage twenty two. I'm Jebel Fresh and you

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Speaker 1: already stuffed your face with nachos and beer and deep

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Speaker 1: fried twinkies dipped in gravy at your football party last night. Well,

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Speaker 1: today is Valentine's Day, and yes, Valentine's okay? And what

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Speaker 1: is America's most popular chocolate candy? What we'll tell you

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Speaker 1: in a second. First, let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex

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Speaker 1: Fresh and one triple thread, a list or celebrity calls

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Speaker 1: out Hollywood's inner circle for bowling and excluding her and

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty confident that y'all are not going to be okay.

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Speaker 1: And I'm English Evan, and World War three is taking place,

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Speaker 1: but don't panic. It's between two neighbors in Florida. All right,

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Speaker 1: we'll find out more about those stories than just a

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Speaker 1: second before. He first story of the day in the

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Speaker 1: name their part the news. Yes, you're hungover, you can

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Speaker 1: you ate too much because of that huge football game

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Speaker 1: that it's really a super that game. Huh. You can't

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Speaker 1: say the name on radio. The NFL doesn't let you,

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Speaker 1: So you know what we're talking about. Though. There's a

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Speaker 1: thing that happened yesterday and today's Valentine's Day, and you

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Speaker 1: also stuff your face on Valentine's Day. And a new

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Speaker 1: report found that Eminem's is the most popular chocolate candy

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Speaker 1: in America. Oh with digital producer Christian jumping in here.

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Speaker 1: I'm really surprised to hear that Eminem's are the most

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Speaker 1: popular chocolate. I would have thought like Rec's, Yeah, Reese

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Speaker 1: is better than Eminem's, Yes, hands down. I mean, I

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Speaker 1: definitely think more popular. I agree. I would think what

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Speaker 1: about York peppermint patties? Those are good but not as popular?

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Speaker 1: What is this like nineteen sixty five? Is the I

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Speaker 1: n the idiot News Network? Gradients aren't just in the

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Speaker 1: news for next story the day. Let's sending on over

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Speaker 1: to Alex Fresh, who's on location in Hollywood Land. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but on the corner on the street somewhere because I'm

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Speaker 1: not let in. Yeah, that sounded bad, But because this

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Speaker 1: person's probably definitely not on the corner because she doesn't

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Speaker 1: need to be. It's jalo. Somebody asked Jennifer Lopez about

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Speaker 1: the Oscars the other day, and she says she feels

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Speaker 1: like she's an underdog in Hollywood and that the Hollywood

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Speaker 1: inner circle excludes her from events, and that ultimately thinks

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Speaker 1: that she deserves an Oscar but she hasn't even bennominated.

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Speaker 1: And I agree that's ridiculous. She absolutely deserves not only

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Speaker 1: to be nominated, but to win something. Why y'all excluding Jalo,

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Speaker 1: what did she do? Did you say she can act? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Good joke? What? No, one's not a joke. Digital producer

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Speaker 1: Christian jumping in here. I have to say something to

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Speaker 1: correct something. Actually, it's not a joke. And she was

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Speaker 1: snubbed in nineteen ninety seven for her role in Selena,

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Speaker 1: Oh Come Home Selena, one of the greatest thank you

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Speaker 1: character Like, she really embodied that role. If you, as

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Speaker 1: a Selena fan, down to the fingertips get him, Christian, Oh,

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Speaker 1: you have no idea, So English Evan, Yes, what you're

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Speaker 1: not gonna do is dis j loo around me. She

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Speaker 1: embodied launched side by sides between Selena and Jennifer Lopez.

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Speaker 1: It's identical. She killed it as Selena that movie Jeelie

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Speaker 1: with Ben Affleck. Not so much. But this is the

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Speaker 1: i N and the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't

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Speaker 1: just in the news for you. Next story, they let's

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Speaker 1: send it on over to English Evan, who's on location Florida.

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Speaker 1: In Florida, where a woman was arrested on Sunday because

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Speaker 1: she was accused of stabbing two people and pushing an

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Speaker 1: elderly woman in a feud over leaf blowing. Yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 1: The attacker thought that her neighbor put leaves on her

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Speaker 1: front porch, so she used to leaf blow it to

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Speaker 1: blow them back into the neighbor's yard. And when the

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Speaker 1: neighbor came out to confront her, she slapped one of

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Speaker 1: the neighbors and stabbed the other. Hey, this is an

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Speaker 1: old lady. This is an old lady. Man, I mean,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I mean it's Florida. Yeah, it is Florida.

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Speaker 1: It's an old person who's angry because leaf blowers and

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Speaker 1: lit stuff on their lawn and nothing to lose. You know,

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Speaker 1: like if you're if you're at thirty and you just

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Speaker 1: bought a home and that happens, you might get a

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Speaker 1: little upset, but you're not slapping and stabbing. But if

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Speaker 1: you're eighty five, you're like, I'm tired of it, over it,

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Speaker 1: I'm finally I'm done with this. Also, who cares? Yeah

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Speaker 1: I'm not fine. I can't wait to be eighty five

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Speaker 1: because I want to attack people with Maybe you don't

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Speaker 1: stab anyone, how about just if you have a tree

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Speaker 1: in your yard that has leaves a fall from it,

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Speaker 1: just pick up your leaves right and and when you're constant.

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Speaker 1: You know it's weird, right, And when you're that old too,

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Speaker 1: you just that's the excuse you use. That's why I

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Speaker 1: can't wait to be in my eighties either, is because

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Speaker 1: I can go to the grocery store with no pants on,

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Speaker 1: just for fun, just to see what happens. And I'd

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Speaker 1: be like, I'm old, I'm sorry, and they're like, oh,

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Speaker 1: that's cute, go ahead and get your cereals. Sound of

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Speaker 1: a camel with no pants in the grocery store. And

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Speaker 1: that means the ADIA News is done for the day.

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Speaker 1: That was the inn the Idio News Network where idiot

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Speaker 1: aren't just in the news. In tomorrow, same time for

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Speaker 1: another hard hitting report from the I n N. I remember,

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Speaker 1: you can follow all of us on social media at

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Speaker 1: the Jewel Show, you can follow all of us individually.

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Speaker 1: I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm at that dress, I'm at

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Speaker 1: Evan on the radio, and I'm at Christian Gray Snow

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Speaker 1: the Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone frame

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Speaker 1: Weday Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hey Annie, this is

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Speaker 1: Pete Eakins. I'm calling from motors. Do you have a momentum?

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00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:54,560
Speaker 1: This is Annie Correct no, that's not my name, Naya,

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Speaker 1: And I'm sorry. How do you say your name again?

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00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:01,840
Speaker 1: I'm Maya. Oh, I'm so sorry about that. Let me

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00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:06,800
Speaker 1: try that again, nayak. So you're calling me because of

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00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:11,880
Speaker 1: what again? I'm calling from motors? Okay, for about your

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00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:15,239
Speaker 1: about your jeep? About my jeep? Okay, what about it?

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure if you know this, but the warranty

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Speaker 1: is almost up on your Oh my god, oh my god.

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Speaker 1: This is the third time I've gotten this call. This money. Oh,

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00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:26,040
Speaker 1: that's the third time you got a call this morning.

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Speaker 1: I am so sorry about that. Anya. No, no, no, no no, no, no, no.

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Speaker 1: My name is a Naia Uma. No, it's all Naya'm okay. Look,

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Speaker 1: you guys have called me three times already, and so

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Speaker 1: you know about my jeep. You asked me about my jeep?

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Speaker 1: What about it? My kin at warranty. I don't even

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Speaker 1: have a warranty in the nineteen ninety four. Oh okay,

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00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:50,680
Speaker 1: so it seems like our paperwork must have gotten messed up.

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Speaker 1: Then I have a question for you. I'm just on

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Speaker 1: the side. Note. I'm not about the car thing. Why

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Speaker 1: is it spelled like Annie? No, it's not. It's actually

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Speaker 1: nice spelled like that at all. Oh, oh you know what,

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Speaker 1: You're right. I'm so sorry. I'm looking at my paper

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00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:05,480
Speaker 1: and I just saw Annie. But it's not Annie, it's

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Speaker 1: your name. Okay, anyway, can I speak to you about

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Speaker 1: the getting an extension warranty on your I just told

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Speaker 1: you my car is in nineteen ninety four. Yeah. I

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00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:17,040
Speaker 1: really didn't have time for this. I gotta go, okay,

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Speaker 1: good bye, Okay, Well, I'm so sorry about that. Okay, bye, Annie.

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Speaker 1: We'll talk to you. We want talk to you. Hello.

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00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:31,280
Speaker 1: All right, this is Tanner Parsley. I was calling from

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Speaker 1: brank I was looking for um. Yes, that's a name,

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00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:41,160
Speaker 1: huh uh uh in in any any oh my no,

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00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:46,040
Speaker 1: no, no no, this is a naa naa. Are you calling

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00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:49,760
Speaker 1: from some owners because trying to do me to do warranty?

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00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:51,480
Speaker 1: Because I don't have time to this. I'm really at

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Speaker 1: my WAKENND right now. Um no, Anne, I'm calling from

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00:29:55,400 --> 00:30:00,480
Speaker 1: bank to discuss you're a loan. I don't have alone.

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00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:02,360
Speaker 1: I need to get a little bit of information from you.

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00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:05,640
Speaker 1: I was forwarded. You were forwarded to me from UM.

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00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:09,120
Speaker 1: You have a jeep that you own, right? Oh? Yeah,

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00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:13,040
Speaker 1: I have, and you recently inquired about getting an extended

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Speaker 1: warranty on that jeep, and I'm from the bank that

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Speaker 1: I did not inquire. Well, I don't know what to

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Speaker 1: tell you. Annie. I've got an email here in paperwork

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Speaker 1: with your name. My name is not any, my name

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Speaker 1: is Anaia said, it's what Anaya? No, I've got Annie

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Speaker 1: on my paperwork here. This is ridiculous. Now you're telling

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Speaker 1: me what my name is. Well, it's spelled Annie, so

571
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:41,880
Speaker 1: I it's spelled Anya. That's my name. No, it's not

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00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:46,760
Speaker 1: what are you talking about. You did not name me.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm in. I'm in this call right now. Yeah, No,

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Speaker 1: don't hang Hey, don't hang up. Hold on a second,

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Speaker 1: Hold on, Anya, hold on a second. Hello. Did you hello? Hello? Hey,

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Speaker 1: This is Sally Jewel from Jewels Show doing a phone

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Speaker 1: prank on you. Oh my god, your husband set you up.

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00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:14,720
Speaker 1: It's the worst thing. He says, that people mispronounce your

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00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:16,600
Speaker 1: name all the time. And like the last couple of days,

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00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:18,200
Speaker 1: you've gotten a bunch of calls about your getting a

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Speaker 1: car warranty on a car that doesn't even need it.

582
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Speaker 1: Tell you wanted to prank you about it. I couldn't

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Speaker 1: tell at all. Annie, yeah, and I, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: the Jewel Show on demand first day follow up. For

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Speaker 1: once in a while, you're gett an email from a

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Speaker 1: listener who wants to do a first date follow up

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Speaker 1: and you read it and you're like, I know exactly

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Speaker 1: why they're not getting a call back, and this might

589
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Speaker 1: be one of those times, but let's find out for sure.

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Speaker 1: Olivia is on the phone today for a first date

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Speaker 1: follow up. She went out with a dude named Brian,

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Speaker 1: and now he's not calling her back, and she wants

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Speaker 1: to know why. Olivia, before we ask you about your date,

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Speaker 1: it sounds like it was pretty crazy date. But before

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Speaker 1: we ask you about it, how long has it been

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Speaker 1: since you heard from Brian since your date? So it's

597
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:05,640
Speaker 1: been like a week okay, okay? And how many times

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00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:09,680
Speaker 1: you've reached out to him? I mean I texted him, like,

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Speaker 1: you know, kind of apologizing for like what happened on

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Speaker 1: the date, like you know, like two or three times,

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Speaker 1: but like he's never responded. But I also don't think

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Speaker 1: he really cared about what happened on the date. What happened?

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00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:27,200
Speaker 1: Why were you apologizing? Okay? So this is like how embarrassing,

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00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:31,360
Speaker 1: But um, I got into Um, I got into a

605
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:37,040
Speaker 1: fight during the date. What do you like with him? Okay? No, no,

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00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:41,680
Speaker 1: with somebody Else's what we're talking about. Like, okay, So,

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Speaker 1: like long story short, I like seeing this chick that

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Speaker 1: I've been beefing with for like years, you've actually gotten

609
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Speaker 1: a fight on your first date at and you'd said

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Speaker 1: in your email you went to a coffee shop you were?

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Speaker 1: Are you fighting at a coffee shop on your first date? Yeah,

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00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:01,080
Speaker 1: because I mean last time I seen she said it

613
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:04,600
Speaker 1: was on site, and oh wow, I just happened to

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Speaker 1: be at the coffee shop while I was on the

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Speaker 1: date with Brian. Oh did you throw down? What's going on?

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Speaker 1: It sounds like it. I mean, if it's on site,

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Speaker 1: it's on site. Like I didn't want to have drama

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00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:17,000
Speaker 1: in the coffee shop, so I just like excuse myself

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Speaker 1: from the date, and I like, oh, Brian, i'd be

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Speaker 1: rick to act, and then I just like fought that

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Speaker 1: bitch right out. That's amazingly. Don't like it. So did

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Speaker 1: he see it? Did he see it go down? I

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Speaker 1: mean no, like he had no idea, Like, I mean

624
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Speaker 1: the fight was pretty quick. Um come back with a

625
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 1: bloody lip? Well no, like right, after I just went

626
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Speaker 1: to the bathroom, like you know, I fixed my hair

627
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:43,040
Speaker 1: and then I just like went back to the table

628
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:45,720
Speaker 1: the way you're talking about it and just being a

629
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:47,880
Speaker 1: person who will go oh they said on site, I'll

630
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:49,840
Speaker 1: be right back and walk outside. I'm pretty sure you

631
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:53,800
Speaker 1: probably won that fight. I've known people like you. Yeah,

632
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:56,600
Speaker 1: that so okay, why do you guys, why do you

633
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:58,239
Speaker 1: have someonech beef with this woman? Anyway? I know it's

634
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:01,120
Speaker 1: off topic from the date, but why I mean, she

635
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:05,160
Speaker 1: like literally got my son kicked out of his private

636
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:08,840
Speaker 1: school that he goes to. So and I told Brian,

637
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:12,840
Speaker 1: like I told him about our drama, and like, you know,

638
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:14,680
Speaker 1: like I told him about the entire thing, and she

639
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:17,960
Speaker 1: and I we like laughed about it. Like it seems

640
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:21,360
Speaker 1: like he understood kind of like where I was coming from. Okay,

641
00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:23,920
Speaker 1: so are you amazing? I think it'd be hilarious. Yea

642
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:26,160
Speaker 1: happened on a date, I honestly would be I probably

643
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:27,799
Speaker 1: would ask you for another date if I was in Brian,

644
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:30,759
Speaker 1: She's gonna be like, man, that's cool. So I would

645
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:32,279
Speaker 1: want to call you back because I'd be scared you'd

646
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:36,280
Speaker 1: talk me in the face. That's what I'm saying, Okay,

647
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:37,840
Speaker 1: so I don't know, are you sure that he was

648
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:42,960
Speaker 1: laughing with you about getting up from the bar? Yeah, no,

649
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:47,800
Speaker 1: that's the thing, Like I really like he actually seemed

650
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:49,719
Speaker 1: like he really had my back, like, which is why

651
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:52,080
Speaker 1: I really liked him, because he didn't get scared and

652
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:55,040
Speaker 1: run away like I don't know, he just he seems

653
00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:57,279
Speaker 1: like a role on. He seems like he'll stay by

654
00:34:57,360 --> 00:35:00,560
Speaker 1: my side, like no matter what I to ask. But

655
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:03,120
Speaker 1: how did the rest of the date go, you know what?

656
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:07,480
Speaker 1: Like it actually wentn't really good, like once he got

657
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:12,319
Speaker 1: half the fight, like you know, actually connected at what

658
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:16,960
Speaker 1: I'm we connected, you know, like we like share a

659
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,080
Speaker 1: lot of the same interest and like we're from the

660
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:22,640
Speaker 1: same city and right, Okay, so other than the fight,

661
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:27,200
Speaker 1: everything else was perf I mean, yeah, that's the only

662
00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:29,839
Speaker 1: reason I would even call him. It's because, like you know,

663
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:35,640
Speaker 1: I actually really like him, and like I just hope

664
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:39,160
Speaker 1: this this shouldn't mess up my chances with him either.

665
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:42,439
Speaker 1: It's not like I'm walking around like fighting all the time.

666
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 1: It's just like a wrong place, wrong time. Yeah, you

667
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:48,680
Speaker 1: know what I mean, sure, for sure, hope I hope

668
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:50,319
Speaker 1: for her sake, she didn't screw up this for you

669
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:54,399
Speaker 1: because it's like you'll be going back for seconds. All right, Well,

670
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:56,879
Speaker 1: we'll play a song, come back and then call him

671
00:35:57,239 --> 00:35:58,960
Speaker 1: and see if you get in a fight on your date,

672
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:02,920
Speaker 1: scaring him away or for something else. Okay, okay, thank you,

673
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:04,600
Speaker 1: all right, we'll do it next. It's the Jewel Show.

674
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:08,560
Speaker 1: Don't tune out of this first date follow up? Do not.

675
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:10,719
Speaker 1: I'll tell you why because if you do. Olivia, who's

676
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:12,239
Speaker 1: on the phone for the first date follow up, she's

677
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 1: not getting a call back from a dude named Brian.

678
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:16,680
Speaker 1: They went on a date, she will punch you in

679
00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:19,839
Speaker 1: the face. You tune out, she will track you down

680
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:21,839
Speaker 1: and punch you in the face outside of a coffee shop.

681
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:25,640
Speaker 1: That's what she will do. And that right, Olivia, Hey,

682
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:29,279
Speaker 1: I'm not no more fighting. If you missed the first part,

683
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:31,920
Speaker 1: Olivia actually got in a fight on her first date

684
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:35,960
Speaker 1: with this dude, Brian. Well, not with him, with someone else. Yeah,

685
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,279
Speaker 1: she got in a fight with another woman, but she

686
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:41,239
Speaker 1: was on the date with Brian. So apparently Olivia was

687
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:44,200
Speaker 1: in the coffee shop with Brian, she saw this woman

688
00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:47,320
Speaker 1: who had who got her son kicked out of private school,

689
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:50,600
Speaker 1: and I guess you had beef with her, Olivia, and

690
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:53,359
Speaker 1: then she told you, Hey, it's it's on site. Next

691
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:57,120
Speaker 1: time I see you, it's on on site. And then

692
00:36:57,360 --> 00:37:00,840
Speaker 1: Olivia saw her, and I guess went outside and then

693
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:03,240
Speaker 1: beat her up and then came back in and finished

694
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:06,120
Speaker 1: the rest of her date. And Olivia doesn't understand why

695
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:07,360
Speaker 1: she's not get a call back because she said the

696
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:08,880
Speaker 1: rest of the date was fun and the dude was

697
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:10,920
Speaker 1: laughing about it and they had a good time. All right, Olivia,

698
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:12,520
Speaker 1: I mean, Olivia, I get it. You gotta do what

699
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:15,160
Speaker 1: you gotta do. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. All right, Well

700
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:16,759
Speaker 1: we're gonna call Brian right now and see if we

701
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:19,719
Speaker 1: can figure it out. Okay, all right, all right, here

702
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:38,239
Speaker 1: we go. Hello him, speak to Brian please. Yeah, yeah,

703
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:40,960
Speaker 1: this is Brian. Hi Brian. My name is Jewel Fresh.

704
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,279
Speaker 1: My name is Alex Fresh. My name is English Evan.

705
00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:45,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna, I'm good. I don't want anything. We're not

706
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:47,640
Speaker 1: trying to sell you anything. This is actually a radio

707
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:49,960
Speaker 1: show called The Jewel Show, and we're calling you for

708
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:54,240
Speaker 1: a reason. Why why are you calling me? We're calling

709
00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:55,759
Speaker 1: you because we do a segment on the show called

710
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:57,239
Speaker 1: the First Date follow Up that's where if you go

711
00:37:57,239 --> 00:37:59,879
Speaker 1: out on a date with someone and end up ghosting them,

712
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:01,960
Speaker 1: they can email us to get you on the phone

713
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:04,400
Speaker 1: and find out what happened. And we got an email

714
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:12,080
Speaker 1: about you from a girl named Olivia. Uh, no way?

715
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:16,000
Speaker 1: Are you sure? Yes? What's up with Olivia? She told

716
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:21,239
Speaker 1: us about your date. Why aren't you calling her back? Oh?

717
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:24,560
Speaker 1: That girl knows what happened. Okay, I don't know why

718
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:27,200
Speaker 1: she hit y'all up. She knows exactly what she did.

719
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:30,080
Speaker 1: She said the date went well. I mean, she did

720
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:32,279
Speaker 1: get in a fight, but she said she liked you

721
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:36,520
Speaker 1: a lot, you guys vibral Well, okay, she must be crazy.

722
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:40,160
Speaker 1: This girl literally got into a fight on her date

723
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:44,920
Speaker 1: to excuse herself, went outside, fought, came back into the

724
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:50,279
Speaker 1: restaurant like nothing happened, like straight up street fighters. So

725
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:54,240
Speaker 1: is that why you're not calling her back? You know, listen,

726
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:56,839
Speaker 1: I'm from the hood, you know, I wrote. You grew

727
00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:58,400
Speaker 1: up in you know, a rough neighborhood. I get it.

728
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:00,359
Speaker 1: You know, sometimes you have to handle your business. But

729
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:04,000
Speaker 1: she didn't handle hers. Whoever that girl was that she

730
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:12,399
Speaker 1: was fighting beat her ass up? What do you mean? One? Two? Yeah,

731
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:18,040
Speaker 1: she was down really okay, yeah, okay. We talked to

732
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:20,920
Speaker 1: Olivia and she asked her. We talked to Olivia about it,

733
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:22,719
Speaker 1: you know, and we asked her like, hey, you must

734
00:39:22,719 --> 00:39:24,920
Speaker 1: have won that fight, and she did make it. People

735
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:26,839
Speaker 1: do that though. She did make it sound like she won,

736
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:30,800
Speaker 1: so you're telling me she didn't unless she was watching

737
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:34,800
Speaker 1: a different fight. She did not win that fight. Well,

738
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:36,640
Speaker 1: I did ask her. She came back with a blood

739
00:39:36,719 --> 00:39:39,480
Speaker 1: bloody lip, and she acted like, no, no big deal.

740
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:41,600
Speaker 1: She went to the bathroom. But I mean, she said

741
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:43,680
Speaker 1: the rest of the day went really well. Yeah, I mean,

742
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:46,000
Speaker 1: she didn't have a bloody lip, but she was definitely

743
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:50,520
Speaker 1: gonna have a naughtly black eye. You guys were at

744
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:52,600
Speaker 1: a coffee shop when she came back and you guys

745
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:55,160
Speaker 1: finished up to date. She thought it went well, Yeah

746
00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:56,879
Speaker 1: the whole time. You just wanted to get a couple

747
00:39:56,880 --> 00:40:00,560
Speaker 1: of eyes to put on her eye. I mean yeah,

748
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:03,319
Speaker 1: but not only you're fighting, you're getting beat up, Like

749
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:06,040
Speaker 1: I can't get here, caught up in these spights. She

750
00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:07,839
Speaker 1: got to stand her ground here. If she can't send

751
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:09,879
Speaker 1: her own ground, you know, I can't fight a girl.

752
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:13,680
Speaker 1: You know, it's about It's not about her fighting on

753
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:17,480
Speaker 1: the date. It's about her losing the phone. I mean,

754
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:20,400
Speaker 1: the date was pretty decent. She hold on, hold on,

755
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:23,600
Speaker 1: I did not get beat up. No, hold on, hold on,

756
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:26,480
Speaker 1: I didn't get beat up. Wait wait, wait, wait, Who's

757
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:29,360
Speaker 1: that's Olivia. She's actually been on the phone listening and

758
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:30,640
Speaker 1: wants to talk to you. She's been trying to tell

759
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:31,960
Speaker 1: you that she didn't get beat up, but you haven't

760
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:38,360
Speaker 1: heard it, hey, Brian, Like, Okay, I definitely did not

761
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:42,359
Speaker 1: get beat up. Like Okay, that's not what you said

762
00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:47,440
Speaker 1: at dinner. Like I'm sorry to say this, but you

763
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:54,359
Speaker 1: definitely got beat up Olivia. I know you've seen any

764
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:57,480
Speaker 1: other girl you You guys should have seen her. She

765
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:01,000
Speaker 1: looked terrible, Like I did not get beat up, Like

766
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:04,480
Speaker 1: I beat her ass. I mean I can't. I wasn't

767
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:06,160
Speaker 1: gonna say to your face that you got beat up.

768
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:07,840
Speaker 1: That wouldn't have helped the situation or algy, but just

769
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:13,000
Speaker 1: would have been more infuriating. Okay, I don't care about

770
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:16,919
Speaker 1: the fight. I don't care about that bits like any

771
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:20,799
Speaker 1: of it. Like okay, I had a good time on

772
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:23,879
Speaker 1: our date and I have not had like that never

773
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:26,239
Speaker 1: happens to me, Like I never have fun on dates, like,

774
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:28,920
Speaker 1: I haven't had that much fun with anyone in a

775
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,680
Speaker 1: really long time. You said you had a good time

776
00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:36,000
Speaker 1: as well, right, Bran, I mean yeah, you know, honestly

777
00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:38,479
Speaker 1: had a good time too. Olivia is a sweet girl.

778
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:40,600
Speaker 1: But you know, like I was saying before, I've grown

779
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:43,239
Speaker 1: up and I'm trying to get past that like lifestyle

780
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:45,200
Speaker 1: where I'm you know, get into the fights. You know

781
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:47,000
Speaker 1: that's behind me. I can't get caught up in that

782
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:50,520
Speaker 1: bight before. Okay, Okay, I'm a lover. I'm lover got

783
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:53,640
Speaker 1: a fighter, and you can see that because she didn't

784
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:59,040
Speaker 1: win that fight. Honestly, like, come one, Like, I haven't

785
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:02,480
Speaker 1: gotten into a fight like like years. Yeah, I mean

786
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:05,359
Speaker 1: it's probably been like a few years, a year. It

787
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:09,160
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. I'm just saying this will like probably never

788
00:42:09,239 --> 00:42:13,400
Speaker 1: happen again. And I really like you. I mean, come on,

789
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:16,160
Speaker 1: you and I we like the same thing. Yeah, let

790
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:18,839
Speaker 1: me ask let me ask Brian a question for you. Okay, Brian,

791
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:21,000
Speaker 1: would you like to go out on another on another

792
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:26,480
Speaker 1: date with Olivia? We'll pay for it. Yeah, if she

793
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:28,680
Speaker 1: leaves her boxing gulps at home, you know, I'm good

794
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:33,799
Speaker 1: to go. You can hang up and hang up the

795
00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:36,319
Speaker 1: mits for a while and not throw down when you're

796
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:41,680
Speaker 1: on a date with Brian, Yes, obviously, like oh my god, okay, Brian,

797
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:45,000
Speaker 1: there we go. All right, No we're fighting. We're gonna

798
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:51,040
Speaker 1: have so much fun. Guys, have a good second date. Yeah,

799
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:54,160
Speaker 1: I'm down. I'm down. Okay, it sounds like you guys

800
00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:56,200
Speaker 1: are finished. But the first a fall is not done yet.

801
00:42:56,400 --> 00:43:06,000
Speaker 1: Huh why why now it's done? The Jewils Show on

802
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:16,120
Speaker 1: demand Jubils Dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hello, Hey, how are you?

803
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:19,320
Speaker 1: I'm good? How are you pretty good? Thank you for asking?

804
00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:21,840
Speaker 1: So you have a dirty little secret? Huh I do?

805
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:25,160
Speaker 1: And it's a little gross. Oh we welcome that here.

806
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:27,960
Speaker 1: So is it like this? Alex had to say something

807
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,279
Speaker 1: to someone who's telling us a dirty little secret the

808
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:37,160
Speaker 1: other day and this are you? Are you? Poo? That's

809
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:41,520
Speaker 1: not what's going on, is it? Thank god? No? What's

810
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:45,400
Speaker 1: your dirty little secret? Um? So, basically I used to

811
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:49,279
Speaker 1: use my roommates cheeth sprush as my own personal foot scrubber. Oh,

812
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:55,680
Speaker 1: seriously talking about it. Alex and I just had this conversation. Dude, Well, okay,

813
00:43:55,719 --> 00:43:57,560
Speaker 1: so Alex and I are married. If you didn't know that,

814
00:43:57,560 --> 00:43:59,399
Speaker 1: blubh bah Anyway, I was in the shower and Alex

815
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:00,960
Speaker 1: hading me like a scrubber for her face, and I

816
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 1: was like, I'm going to clean my my backdoor with it, right,

817
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:06,120
Speaker 1: And I was joking around, and I was like, man,

818
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:08,120
Speaker 1: I wonder how many roommates have done that with like

819
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:10,920
Speaker 1: a toothbrush. And then I was telling him, I'm like,

820
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:13,600
Speaker 1: probably so many. Like I wouldn't even have my toothbrush

821
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:16,480
Speaker 1: available for my roommate to even have access to it.

822
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:18,879
Speaker 1: Might have to hide it somewhere. I literally don't trust

823
00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:21,239
Speaker 1: people so much that I used to every single time

824
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:23,920
Speaker 1: my cleaners would leave, change my toothbrush. And I'm like,

825
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:26,640
Speaker 1: that's smart. It seems excessive, No, I mean you never know.

826
00:44:26,719 --> 00:44:28,160
Speaker 1: They could be having a bad day and they could

827
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:30,319
Speaker 1: be like you know what, yes, like did we like?

828
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:32,279
Speaker 1: We like these people. But still I'm gonna take that

829
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:34,880
Speaker 1: toothbrush and speakable things to it, and then before you

830
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:39,719
Speaker 1: know it, you're brushing your teeth with someone's butt. I

831
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:42,520
Speaker 1: just don't trust people. Of the story. So anyway, that's

832
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:44,440
Speaker 1: weird that we just had that conversation. But you do

833
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:48,400
Speaker 1: you you've done this. I did for about two months,

834
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:50,759
Speaker 1: and I felt like he deserved it. And not only

835
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Speaker 1: he deserved it, but he asked for it. What do

836
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:56,879
Speaker 1: you do, well, he's like thirty years my senior, he's

837
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:59,880
Speaker 1: my roommate. I'm poor. I just took the living situation

838
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:02,600
Speaker 1: as is, and he would make comments to me that

839
00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:05,960
Speaker 1: were like inappropriate and like asked me on teep okay,

840
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:09,800
Speaker 1: and worst of all, he would ask to like touch

841
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:15,600
Speaker 1: my feet or stuck on my toes. I would feel, yeah,

842
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:17,680
Speaker 1: he has had a foot fetish and I have a foot,

843
00:45:17,719 --> 00:45:23,160
Speaker 1: sobia it didn't not compatible, not a roommate. And also,

844
00:45:23,239 --> 00:45:25,080
Speaker 1: like you know, if if he was one of those

845
00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:27,439
Speaker 1: things where you were going to say he just didn't

846
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:30,640
Speaker 1: do the dishes so I started using his toothbrushious toilet paper,

847
00:45:30,719 --> 00:45:33,400
Speaker 1: I would be like, Okay, that's a little extreme. But

848
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:35,960
Speaker 1: in this case, I think he totally deserved me. So

849
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:39,640
Speaker 1: has he gotten sick? I don't know. I eventually moved out.

850
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:41,319
Speaker 1: I did it till I moved out good. It's like

851
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:44,759
Speaker 1: about two months to get the money together, but I did. Unfortunately,

852
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:46,160
Speaker 1: he seems like the kind of guy that if you

853
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:48,600
Speaker 1: told him, he would like it. That's why I haven't

854
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:52,200
Speaker 1: told him, because that's my fears that like, oh, well,

855
00:45:52,239 --> 00:45:54,320
Speaker 1: I'm going out of that situation you want to stay.

856
00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:59,480
Speaker 1: I'm glad you're out of that situation. Yeah, and do

857
00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:03,880
Speaker 1: you ever make now No, I have a husband. I

858
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:07,200
Speaker 1: guess my roommate you know. Oh yeah, me and my

859
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:09,879
Speaker 1: husband are very open with Okay, so it's a dirty

860
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:12,520
Speaker 1: little cigarette between us and the room and you and

861
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:16,880
Speaker 1: your husband. Yes, this roommate can't know the obvious reasons.

862
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:18,560
Speaker 1: And that's probably why your husband's just like, you know,

863
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:20,040
Speaker 1: cool with you all the time, because he does not

864
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:24,279
Speaker 1: want to make you angry. Yeah, yeah, maybe that's it.

865
00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:28,160
Speaker 1: Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. I

866
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:30,799
Speaker 1: appreciate it. Well, thanks for calling you guys, have a

867
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:33,880
Speaker 1: great day. I really love your show. Thank you. I

868
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:37,080
Speaker 1: seriously wonder how many people use their roommates toothbrush to

869
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:40,160
Speaker 1: do unspeakable things when they're not at home. A lot

870
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:44,480
Speaker 1: probably keep it locked up, throw away the key. Yeah.

871
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:46,480
Speaker 1: I had a friend once that had a party at

872
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:48,719
Speaker 1: his house. Right, they had all these people over, this

873
00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:51,319
Speaker 1: huge party. Anyway, there was a toilet like on the

874
00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:53,279
Speaker 1: upper level of the house that they were at, and

875
00:46:53,719 --> 00:46:56,799
Speaker 1: that toilet started overflowing, and so he went to the

876
00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:58,920
Speaker 1: bathroom and like trying to figure out who it was, right,

877
00:46:59,239 --> 00:47:01,960
Speaker 1: and then there was a girl there. She came out

878
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:03,520
Speaker 1: like and was like, I don't know, somebody must was

879
00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:04,799
Speaker 1: like that when I got in here and then he

880
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:06,480
Speaker 1: left it. He's like, I've never seen her before. She

881
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:09,000
Speaker 1: was like new to the group or whatever. And I

882
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:12,360
Speaker 1: guess after that the next few days and weeks, he

883
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:14,680
Speaker 1: would notice when he would grab his toothbrush that smelled funny.

884
00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:18,640
Speaker 1: Oh no. And then he looked on the end of

885
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:20,799
Speaker 1: the toothbrush, not the toothbrush end where you brush with,

886
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:23,000
Speaker 1: but the other end, and there was a little stain

887
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:25,920
Speaker 1: right there, and that's when they realized that it was

888
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:27,560
Speaker 1: her who did it. But she took it out and

889
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 1: put it in the sink and shoved it down the

890
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:34,960
Speaker 1: sink with the toothbrush. What oh. I think she was

891
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:37,120
Speaker 1: embarrassed that she plugged the toilet up, and so she's

892
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:38,640
Speaker 1: trying to get rid of it because he was knocking

893
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:41,839
Speaker 1: on the door because the toilet was Play Dad, Play yeah,

894
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:45,920
Speaker 1: I'm falling over and playing dead. My mom always told me,

895
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:47,160
Speaker 1: She's like, if you ever fall in front of a

896
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:49,600
Speaker 1: group of people when you're embarrassed, just play Dad. The

897
00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:53,720
Speaker 1: show on demand Have you guys heard Tender, the most

898
00:47:53,719 --> 00:47:58,120
Speaker 1: popular dating app in the universe is shutting down? Shutting down, Yep,

899
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:01,759
Speaker 1: shutting down. I'm lying about that. It's not shotting down.

900
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:04,279
Speaker 1: It's a jewel show. But Tender did release some big

901
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:07,640
Speaker 1: news today. The most popular dating app in our known

902
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:11,560
Speaker 1: universe Tender. You know, it's all about accepting or rejecting

903
00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:14,319
Speaker 1: someone in two seconds based on a photo. They just

904
00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:16,360
Speaker 1: added a new feature that lets you do the exact

905
00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:19,080
Speaker 1: opposite of that. Now you can use Tender to go

906
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:23,000
Speaker 1: on a virtual blind date, a virtual blind Yeah. They

907
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:25,760
Speaker 1: launched a new blind date feature this week that forces

908
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:28,719
Speaker 1: you to chat with someone before you go out. Yeah,

909
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:32,440
Speaker 1: talk to them first. So you're saying you have to

910
00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:35,080
Speaker 1: actually get to know the person, yeah, and not just

911
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:38,440
Speaker 1: be shallow and go a new thank you. You have

912
00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:41,960
Speaker 1: a cleft in your chin grows. I have nothing against

913
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:43,680
Speaker 1: people with clefts. They're fine, you know, sometimes they can

914
00:48:43,719 --> 00:48:46,160
Speaker 1: be great. Digital producer Christian jumping in here. I don't

915
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:48,880
Speaker 1: care what Tinder is doing. All I know is that

916
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:50,720
Speaker 1: I'm over here googling just to make sure that Grinder

917
00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:55,560
Speaker 1: isn't shutting down. Sorry, with all your Tender, your girl

918
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:58,680
Speaker 1: needs what she needs texting four six one? Are you

919
00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:01,160
Speaker 1: excited now that Tinder has a blind date option? I

920
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:03,120
Speaker 1: wonder if they can't even see their name. I wonder

921
00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:04,680
Speaker 1: if you can see anything about them at all, but

922
00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:06,200
Speaker 1: you don't even know what their name is or it's

923
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:08,080
Speaker 1: just like, yeah, what if you can't even see their name?

924
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:11,000
Speaker 1: It's a big deal. Wait, you don't put the weight

925
00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:13,719
Speaker 1: their name. That's a big deal. The name, mind date? Yeah,

926
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:15,279
Speaker 1: the name is a big deal because the name can

927
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:18,560
Speaker 1: be a deal breaker in dating. Definitely. What's one name

928
00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:20,880
Speaker 1: that you would never hook up with? We all have

929
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:24,720
Speaker 1: it a bunch, come to my mind. Definitely a Frank Frank,

930
00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:32,319
Speaker 1: Frank Todd Todd. Oh, I got it? Jim, Sorry, Jim,

931
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:35,000
Speaker 1: Sorry about that? Jim, Sorry Jim. What if they called

932
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:38,560
Speaker 1: himself James James signed because that was actually the name

933
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:43,520
Speaker 1: of the Okay, what's one name you would never hook

934
00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:53,800
Speaker 1: up with? George? Hey, you thought you put thought into that? Remever,

935
00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:56,480
Speaker 1: I like that. What's your name? My name is Lisa, Lisa,

936
00:49:56,520 --> 00:50:01,600
Speaker 1: thank you for calling? Have a going. What's a name

937
00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:06,520
Speaker 1: that you would never hook up with? Josh? Josh. That's

938
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:16,759
Speaker 1: my first kid's dad. What's your name? Christie? Thank you.

939
00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:23,759
Speaker 1: What is a name that you would never hook up with? Yeah?

940
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:26,040
Speaker 1: Would you? Okay? Would you? What about Jen? What if

941
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:29,799
Speaker 1: they called themselves Jen Jenny? Uh yeah, yeah, maybe okay,

942
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:31,920
Speaker 1: but if they demanded to be called Jennifer every single time,

943
00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:35,520
Speaker 1: you wouldn't do it? All right? Thanks man. I don't

944
00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:37,719
Speaker 1: like Beth too much. I can't hear myself saying, oh,

945
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:40,960
Speaker 1: give it to me, Beth. What is a name that

946
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:45,080
Speaker 1: you would never hook up with? It sounds a really ridiculous,

947
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:52,239
Speaker 1: but I was probably never hook up with another Jerry Jerry. Yeah,

948
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:55,399
Speaker 1: Jerry's a good one. Mary Jerry. What is a name

949
00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:59,520
Speaker 1: that you would never hook up with? Um? Probably Matt.

950
00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:04,160
Speaker 1: I feel like it's like the male version of Karen

951
00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:08,920
Speaker 1: map All right, hey, thank you, have a good day.

952
00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:17,400
Speaker 1: What's a name that you would never hook up with? George? George?

953
00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:22,919
Speaker 1: That's the second George? Oh man, sorry George, Yeah, George,

954
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:27,800
Speaker 1: you called yourself Margie. Probably not hooking up with No,

955
00:51:28,239 --> 00:51:31,279
Speaker 1: definitely not eight at eight three three one six one

956
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:32,960
Speaker 1: text and four one oh six one. We'll ask our

957
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,320
Speaker 1: digital producer Christian. Now, Christian, what is a name you

958
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:41,080
Speaker 1: would not hook up with? To be honest, there probably

959
00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:50,560
Speaker 1: isn't one. All right, let's all remember some people today. Hi,

960
00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:57,720
Speaker 1: I'm Jewel Freshmen today spend Men and women all across

961
00:51:57,719 --> 00:52:03,520
Speaker 1: this great nation of ours are hurting. They're scared, they're confused,

962
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:07,319
Speaker 1: and they're wondering where they went wrong. And it's not

963
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:12,399
Speaker 1: their faults. Every Valentine's Day, these trusting, innocent souls make

964
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:15,320
Speaker 1: the mistake of actually listening when they're significant other tells

965
00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:19,920
Speaker 1: them that they don't want anything for Valentine's Day, needs

966
00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:25,600
Speaker 1: some distraction. It's true. They hear the words, no, let's

967
00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:28,279
Speaker 1: not do anything this year for Valentine's Day, or you

968
00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:32,960
Speaker 1: don't need to get me flowers. I'm fine, and somehow,

969
00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:39,640
Speaker 1: somehow they believed their partner, and now their significant other

970
00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:42,880
Speaker 1: is angrily scrolling through TikTok and seeing all the flowers

971
00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:45,799
Speaker 1: and chocolates that Kyle got Jenna for Valentine's Day. And

972
00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:48,040
Speaker 1: every time they scroll past another one of their friends

973
00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:50,960
Speaker 1: getting things for Valentine's Day, the fire inside them grow

974
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:54,439
Speaker 1: stronger and hotter, until they eventually explode. They skirt out

975
00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:57,800
Speaker 1: from their significant other's driveway, leaving them standing in the

976
00:52:57,840 --> 00:53:00,839
Speaker 1: middle of the streets screaming things like but you said

977
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:04,080
Speaker 1: he didn't want anything. Well, here at the Jewel Show.

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981
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Speaker 1: This has been a public service announcement from the Jewel Show.

982
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Speaker 1: It's not a show. It survive.