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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Welcome

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Speaker 1: to the Zeitehouse. President Trent Biden, Welcome in. Hi, I'm Jack.

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Speaker 1: That's mild. This is what's trending Byeguration day? I don't

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Speaker 1: I don't remembering from Dexter his brother that they found

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Speaker 1: a shipping containing anyway shows coming back. But yeum, what's trending?

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Speaker 1: What's happening? It's I just got done crying laughing from

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Speaker 1: an Artie Buco clip. So things are good, Uh, little things, yeah,

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Speaker 1: natural things. The earth is healing its rights. Clips on

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Speaker 1: YouTube are working again. Uh yeah, the you know, the

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Speaker 1: inauguration went off without a storm, without there there was

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Speaker 1: no storming happening. Um or the Q and on the

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Speaker 1: storm either yeah yeah yeah storm yeah the storm. Um.

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Speaker 1: I'm just very casual with my que and on references.

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Speaker 1: Uh nomenklaitch Uh so what what do we notice? What?

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Speaker 1: What's trending from the inauguration? Uh? The inauguration, Lady Gaga

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Speaker 1: was extra extra, extra read all about it. She was

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Speaker 1: had very strong, you know, high school theater student like vibes,

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Speaker 1: like the theatricality of her performance. I don't know if

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Speaker 1: that represents a high water mark or if that changes

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Speaker 1: the way uh songs are performed like before events from

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Speaker 1: now on. Because it was just the you know, it

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Speaker 1: was she she was inhabiting a role. Oh yeah, it was.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't just high I'm here to sing. She's like,

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Speaker 1: I'm here to fucking give props to the flag because

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Speaker 1: when and when that part comes and says gave proof

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Speaker 1: through the night that the flag was still there. And

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Speaker 1: she she turned around and she was like, motherfucking flag

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Speaker 1: was still there. I was expecting the flag claims at

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Speaker 1: that point dress the life sized eagle, life sized golden eagle.

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Speaker 1: I saw a tweet somebody put posted with that, you know,

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Speaker 1: the eagle that's on the dais in the in the capital.

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Speaker 1: That's like a giant. They were like, ladies got Lady

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Speaker 1: Gaga's brooch has returned to its perch. It Remember when

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Speaker 1: ghost Face used to wear that eagle bracelet. Yeah, it

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Speaker 1: was like it made that eagle bracelet. Eagle bracelet seemed

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Speaker 1: like very minimal, you know, like down and this is

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Speaker 1: when ghost Face had a like Bengal with a full

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Speaker 1: eagle on it. Yeah. Hey, remember when that nineties a

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Speaker 1: rapper was j lo Is also trending for you know,

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Speaker 1: her performance of a Woody Guthree song that included historic

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Speaker 1: little Yeah, a historic moment where she also scattered a

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Speaker 1: little bit of lyrics from her nineties hit Let's Get Loud. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: This is I'm honestly, I think this is probably the

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Speaker 1: Internet is probably going to say this is one of

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Speaker 1: the best moments of the inaugraation. I think I agree.

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Speaker 1: Tune into tomorrow show where we cannot stop talking about it.

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Speaker 1: But here it is for the uninitiated. I mean, let's

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Speaker 1: get oud. She did not scatter it. She she did

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Speaker 1: not just add lib that. That was a plan her

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Speaker 1: whole life, not just the performance, Her whole life was

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Speaker 1: leading up to that moment. And you know, I'm hoping

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Speaker 1: that was not authorized. I'm hoping that was when l

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Speaker 1: O cool J wore the fuboo hat in the gap

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Speaker 1: commercial and Platform Foo Boo like that, where she's just

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Speaker 1: been like, you know what what they're gonna say after

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Speaker 1: the president did that ship, I'm gonna get in a

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Speaker 1: Let's Get loud trump biz out. I honestly thought we

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Speaker 1: were going to go into a medley when we were

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Speaker 1: I did too. I thought we were headed for like

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Speaker 1: as some sort of super Bowl esque medley of j

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Speaker 1: LO hits. I mean remember Elo cool J was at

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Speaker 1: Bill Klint's inaugurgation and yes, yeah, uh Bernie, Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: wish they had cut to Bernie when she said let's

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Speaker 1: get loud. Just looking to single but not otherwise doesn't

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Speaker 1: doesn't move. Let's talk about the pardons because those officially

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Speaker 1: came through a lot of rappers got pardoned. Uh a

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Speaker 1: little Wayne, It's like, oh, right, you did this because

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Speaker 1: you are only thinking about yourself literally to save your ass.

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Speaker 1: You just sold yourself out to be like Trump's platinum plan.

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Speaker 1: He will listen to get the funk out of here.

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Speaker 1: I'm really curious what happens with a little one like

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Speaker 1: I mean, he's obviously he's one of those people where

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Speaker 1: the music is so good, like people are just going

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Speaker 1: to put him down like that. But I'm curious what

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Speaker 1: what the jokes are that he will have to encounter

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Speaker 1: or if there are any. Um. But I mean, he

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Speaker 1: can now come out and say like, oh I just

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Speaker 1: did it for I mean not not like not that

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Speaker 1: it matters because the election is over, but that photo

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Speaker 1: exists like it's over at that point. But yeah, and

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Speaker 1: the what is it the co founder death Row was

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Speaker 1: like someone Snoop was like secretly lobbying for to get

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Speaker 1: uh clemency as well. Did he get it? Yeah? You

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Speaker 1: know who did it? Joe exact. We were just saying

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Speaker 1: out did he do him? Like he had the limo waiting? Bro?

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Speaker 1: Why did you do Joe Exotic like that? I mean

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Speaker 1: officially fucked over? Uh? This is yeah, I mean what

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Speaker 1: they expect, you know, stay strong Joe bangdam bars brother.

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Speaker 1: I mean the idea that he was going to get pardoned.

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Speaker 1: Uh like I was. I wasn't fully just because he

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Speaker 1: believed he was uh that that. He seems to believe

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Speaker 1: a lot of things. Yeah, uh, and I don't know,

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Speaker 1: very confident, very very confident, stay strong man, stay strong

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Speaker 1: Joe Exotic because what he's doing like a twenty year sentence. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean, who'd have thought your you're just wild ridiculous

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Speaker 1: tiger business. What kind of bullshit going on would get

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Speaker 1: you there? But mhm uh, let's salute. Uh some of

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Speaker 1: the you know there there were there was a lot

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Speaker 1: of talk about the wardrobes the people were can uh specifically,

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Speaker 1: I was interested in all the Jordans ones making a

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Speaker 1: making an appearance. Culture was in the building. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: the they were Mazie Biden Jordan's or Mason Jordan's President,

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Speaker 1: Jordan's granddaughter, Mazie Biden Biden's granddaughter, Mazie rocking sub mids.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of debate over if they were the

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Speaker 1: Purple ones, if they're the Sisterhood ones. Okay, fine, but

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Speaker 1: it was clear to any sneaker head You're like, oh no,

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Speaker 1: that is a Jordan One tobox I see um. And

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Speaker 1: then the one that even Jesus nice like Jesus I

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Speaker 1: remember caught it immediately, was like, yo, who the funk

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Speaker 1: just walked down the stairs in door Jordan's Ones. For

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Speaker 1: the uninitiated, this is a sneaker that is like truly

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Speaker 1: like the height of just opulent sneaker culture, collab culture

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Speaker 1: where it's a Christian Dior and the Jordan's brand collaborated

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Speaker 1: on a sneaker and I believe retailed four Let me

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Speaker 1: just make sure I get the retail price first, because

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Speaker 1: this is this is a big detail. It retailed for

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Speaker 1: two thousand dollars. That's if you bought it from the

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Speaker 1: website or whatever. You've got the raffle to buy it legit.

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Speaker 1: That's that's shockingly high for reading, like you like, the

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Speaker 1: most that even like the off Whites will go for

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Speaker 1: is what like a couple hundred three hundred oh retail. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we still don't reach that price. But I think with

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Speaker 1: this because it has like you know this deal leather

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Speaker 1: and blah blah blah and um, it's it's very heightened.

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Speaker 1: It's eight hundred pairs were made two thousand dollars. If

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Speaker 1: you try and buy that on resale, and based on

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Speaker 1: this man's height, I'm gonna say he's about a size

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Speaker 1: eleven and a half to twelve. That is, at at

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Speaker 1: a minimum, at eleven and a half is eleven thousand,

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Speaker 1: four hundred dollars. That's retailing retail reselling for right now,

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Speaker 1: I'm a half. It is a bad size to half exactly. Uh.

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Speaker 1: But then like so if you go up twelve eight thousands,

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Speaker 1: either I want to know what Nicholas is up to

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Speaker 1: the man who is the husband of Kamala's niece, because

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Speaker 1: you know, the kid game is bonkers. And also, hey,

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Speaker 1: if you maybe you got the replicas, you got the

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Speaker 1: Rep Sneakers, maybe your Rep fam Hey, I don't I'm

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Speaker 1: not knocking it. Coco's pair looks damn near perfect, so

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Speaker 1: the fun would No, No, I'm gonna call you out

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Speaker 1: in the inauguration. But to seven thousand dollar sneakers, I'm like,

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Speaker 1: do we need to addit? This family to the drip

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Speaker 1: is too intense, But I must know it's also just jealousy.

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Speaker 1: Is a sneaker? How'd you get them? Did you do?

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Speaker 1: I could see Republicans being that petty, but um, this

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Speaker 1: is the time of unity, mind right, right, and like

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Speaker 1: because somebody like that, there's there's talk of like Biden's

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Speaker 1: peloton being a security risk, like where we're getting the weird, petty,

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Speaker 1: weird things that I could see, like Mitch McConnelly, like

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Speaker 1: I'm not a young man hot On Jordan's Warned yours

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Speaker 1: and the Wolf Gray sale Foxton color Way. Uh, they

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Speaker 1: retail stocks for a ridiculous amount of money. I would

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Speaker 1: have imagine that. Uh, you know, Mitch McConnell thinks those

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Speaker 1: shoes cost based on you know, just well their tennis shoes,

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Speaker 1: right right, Because did you see that one time when

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Speaker 1: Bernie went on Jesus and Marrow and they were looking

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Speaker 1: at sneakers and they were holding up sneakers and like

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Speaker 1: what they resell for and like they showed him the

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Speaker 1: yeasy too red octobers and when they told him it's

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Speaker 1: over ten thousand, Burnie was like, what the fund is

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Speaker 1: wrong with you? Like? What is what is this earth?

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Speaker 1: What happened this shoe? Is that? No? And he was

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Speaker 1: just he It's like he sort of just outright rejected

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Speaker 1: the concept of it. He was like, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: we're not doing just just backed out of the studio,

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Speaker 1: just repeating no. Yeah. I mean it's like, yeah, when

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Speaker 1: you considered like that, But that's really the world we're in,

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Speaker 1: where there are people who are wearing like, you know,

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Speaker 1: their feet and walking around. Uh. But yeah, um, we

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Speaker 1: are back to a place where our writer Jam McNab

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Speaker 1: can submit stories that aren't just a Canadian perspective gawking

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Speaker 1: about a newly released news that there's going to be

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Speaker 1: a Willie Wonka prequel. Uh, Willy Wonka prequel movie. I

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Speaker 1: couldn't come up with one because everything about Willie Wonka,

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Speaker 1: So like all all signs pointed, don't do this, um yeah,

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Speaker 1: unless it's like you know, Queen's Gambit type ship where

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Speaker 1: it's like the metal period of Willy Wonka, like let's

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Speaker 1: not go too far back like when he was getting

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Speaker 1: I have to get my ship together. The Rise of

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Speaker 1: It's weird because you can't like when you know there's

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Speaker 1: And because I mean, here's the thing. Would you watch

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Speaker 1: the you know, Darren Aronofsky fucking Willy Wonka biopic prex

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Speaker 1: you actually think that story is. I didn't think The

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Speaker 1: Joker was great, but it at least like had a

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