WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: "Dog Catcher" Mail Bag

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<v Speaker 1>Kabbooms.

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<v Speaker 2>If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes

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<v Speaker 2>a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants

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<v Speaker 2>of the Old Republic, a sol fastion of fairness. He

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<v Speaker 2>treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the

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<v Speaker 2>rich pill poppers in the penthouse.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special.

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<v Speaker 2>The Fifth Hour with Ben Mallard starts right now in.

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<v Speaker 1>The air Everyway Well come In the beginning of the

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<v Speaker 1>Fifth Hour with Ben Mahler and Danny G Radio, it

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<v Speaker 1>is Sunday, Lazy Day in the month of June, which

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<v Speaker 1>many sports gas bags and blowhards complain is the worst

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<v Speaker 1>month of the year. I believe that is an outdate

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<v Speaker 1>to take Danny G because of the twenty four hour

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<v Speaker 1>news cycle and because of the social media world feeding

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<v Speaker 1>us content from players tweeting out ridiculous things. This week

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<v Speaker 1>we had the gift of Zion Williamson doing his own

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<v Speaker 1>Mary Povich, uh random onlyfan horn Stars and just just

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<v Speaker 1>wonderful Daddy. Daddy. Does that count as a double double?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, but I know he likes double doubles.

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<v Speaker 1>And my favorite part of that story Danny and I

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<v Speaker 1>know you guys talked about on Covino Rich, but I

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<v Speaker 1>laughed my ass off when the one I forget their names,

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<v Speaker 1>but the one who ratted him out that said she

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<v Speaker 1>might have a biscuit developing in the in the in

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<v Speaker 1>the oven there in her oven. She said this is

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<v Speaker 1>she said, I was helping you get back on the court,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like she was helping him with his I

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<v Speaker 1>guess the way she phrased it though, like she made

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<v Speaker 1>it seem like he told her, Hey, I really need

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<v Speaker 1>this to get you know, back on the court, Like

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<v Speaker 1>she was doing some kind of uh, you know, training

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<v Speaker 1>for the New Orleans Pelicans to get this guy's fat

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<v Speaker 1>ass back on the court by going totown. Just wonderful,

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<v Speaker 1>just great.

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<v Speaker 3>My favorite part was screenshots of screenshots, because she took

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<v Speaker 3>an actual picture of the screen of her phone and

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<v Speaker 3>it was cracked.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yeah, it's just that was a one and

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<v Speaker 1>that story is not going away. If she is pregnant

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<v Speaker 1>like Zion, he doesn't have twins, but I mean, think

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<v Speaker 1>about it, if they can live in the same city,

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna have two kids graduating first grade, second grade,

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<v Speaker 1>third grade, birthdays or just a couple of days apart. Hey, dad,

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<v Speaker 1>why why's my birthday this? You know, i''m five days

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<v Speaker 1>after my sister. What happened there, Daddy? It's a different

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<v Speaker 1>you know, that's a.

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<v Speaker 4>Very very romantical.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, that is romance. That is love. And it

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<v Speaker 1>reminded me, and I mentioned this, I did a monologue

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<v Speaker 1>about this, But it reminded me of that LeVar ball

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<v Speaker 1>ran a couple of years ago when he was talking

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<v Speaker 1>about was it LaMelo or LeVar or the other kid?

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<v Speaker 1>What's his name? I forget the other kid, but his

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<v Speaker 1>kids in the NBA, and he's like, You're never go

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, you're never going to meet a good woman

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<v Speaker 1>in that life. You know, all the women are you know, hoes.

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<v Speaker 1>You know how much money you have, You're not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>meet a good girl there. You know?

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<v Speaker 4>Would you would you agree with that that the NBA

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<v Speaker 4>is the number one sport for hose.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, there are plenty of hoes around all the sports.

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<v Speaker 1>I think they're just a little different, like there's in hockey.

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<v Speaker 1>When I covered hockey, they were called puck bunnies that

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<v Speaker 1>would follow hockey players around. And these women and this

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<v Speaker 1>is in the days before social media. These ladies were

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<v Speaker 1>so professional. They knew all the the the bars that

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<v Speaker 1>the players hung out at, they knew the hotel obviously,

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<v Speaker 1>and they would stock the players. Baseball players I think

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<v Speaker 1>have it the greatest because they're in town for several days.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's all I mean, it's yeah, like the each

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<v Speaker 1>sports got there. I think football is probably the hardest

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<v Speaker 1>for the groupies because they the road. You're not on

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<v Speaker 1>the road that much. It's more secure at the team hotel.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys still find a way to go out and screw around.

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<v Speaker 1>But basketball is just like next level man.

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<v Speaker 4>All access passes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and it's like this weird mix of like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>some of the ladies. I remember when I covered basketball

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<v Speaker 1>and I was there, and I remember after the game

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<v Speaker 1>they'd courton off at Staples Center, which it used to

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<v Speaker 1>be called. They'd courting off a section behind the basket,

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<v Speaker 1>and like the wags, the wives and girlfriends would hang out,

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<v Speaker 1>friends and family would hang out wait for the players

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<v Speaker 1>to come out. And these basketball players would have no shame.

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<v Speaker 1>They'd be like guys, you know, older guys in the

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<v Speaker 1>that were married and their wives would be there with

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<v Speaker 1>their kids, and then there'd be just a you know,

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<v Speaker 1>a woman who might have just come as a street walker,

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<v Speaker 1>who's is right right down, you know, a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>seats over it, and it was It was good. It

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<v Speaker 1>reminded me of my one of my favorite radio stories

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<v Speaker 1>years ago. At the Premier Network's Christmas party at a

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<v Speaker 1>gallop Beverly Hills Hotel. I told the story a few times.

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<v Speaker 1>One of the guys that worked at the network, who

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<v Speaker 1>no longer works at the network but is still a

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<v Speaker 1>friend of mine, brought a stripper to the Christmas party

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<v Speaker 1>and all, you know, everyone else is in. All the

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<v Speaker 1>other women are like married or they're in long term relationships.

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<v Speaker 1>And it would have been okay, Danny if my pals

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<v Speaker 1>a stripper friend who he don't. I think he got

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<v Speaker 1>this lady through college. He donated so much money to

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<v Speaker 1>this woman. And so she shows up and she was

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<v Speaker 1>in her full costume, her for you know, she wasn't naked,

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<v Speaker 1>but she was close.

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<v Speaker 4>Baby.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. There were things popping out here and there, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>and other women like they don't they don't appreciate that day.

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<v Speaker 1>And then the men were really appreciative. The other women were.

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<v Speaker 1>They were whispering you know this, you know, doing the

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<v Speaker 1>whole thing quite there. That Zion story was was amazing, amazing, amazing,

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<v Speaker 1>and that leads us into let's get the band Radio

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<v Speaker 1>Ohio al Pop goes the culture John John, all Right,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go. Let's get right to it. We'll do

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<v Speaker 1>a few of these because we do have a pretty

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<v Speaker 1>decent sized mail bag, and this one from outer space.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't talk about this much on the radio show.

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<v Speaker 1>This should be the biggest, biggest story in the world,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's not getting too much play. So there's a

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<v Speaker 1>whistleblower who came in front of politicians this week and

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<v Speaker 1>said that he believes that he has information classified information

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<v Speaker 1>that the United States has recovered vehicles of non human origin,

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<v Speaker 1>is the way that he described it. This guy is legit.

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<v Speaker 1>He's been vetted. He's a former US intelligent agent, intelligency agent,

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever you say. But he's the one that blew

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<v Speaker 1>the lid on what he says is a recovery of

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<v Speaker 1>an unidentified flying object. And this is a huge revelation.

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<v Speaker 1>The guy's the guy's name is David Grush, I believe

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<v Speaker 1>his name, and he's got all kinds of accolades if

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<v Speaker 1>you're in that kind of thing. He's a decorated war veteran,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's worked for these big government agencies with huge bureaucracies.

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<v Speaker 1>He held top level clearance while while working for some

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<v Speaker 1>military task force and all that, and this is the guy,

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<v Speaker 1>this is the guy that said that they have vehicles,

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<v Speaker 1>and analysis of the vehicles have indicated that they are

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<v Speaker 1>of exotic non human intelligence and and just craziness. Shouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>that be the biggest story in the world. I was like, Eh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, it's like the it's like the Kicker story

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<v Speaker 1>at the end. You know, it's buried on a website somewhere.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very odd to me. I don't know. Why is

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<v Speaker 1>that not getting more attention. I don't get it.

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<v Speaker 3>We talked about this last week, how more and more

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<v Speaker 3>it's common to hear these stories and nobody even bats

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<v Speaker 3>an eye.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's it's nuts. And now there's of course people

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<v Speaker 1>coming out as you would expect where they're like, well

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<v Speaker 1>wait a minute, we need we need information. And who

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<v Speaker 1>are the people that are like, we can't release this.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it because they've determined that society will fall apart?

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<v Speaker 1>Is there a way, Danny, if we're close to this

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<v Speaker 1>being announced, is there a way we can buy future

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<v Speaker 1>stocks options on toilet paper and water and hand sanitizer

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<v Speaker 1>and mass and all that.

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<v Speaker 3>It's ever if this ever goes down again, COVID style

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<v Speaker 3>will be finally be old enough to go in for

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<v Speaker 3>those special senior hours.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, we can go early. That'd be great. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we can go in there early and solid shot. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>nothing to worry about, all right, What else do we

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<v Speaker 1>have on Popco's The Culture, Well, here's here's a fun

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<v Speaker 1>story about a trail came. You know those cameras that

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<v Speaker 1>people put up to see animals in their own domain,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, their own habitat wandering around. So there's a

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<v Speaker 1>story out this week and it comes out of Canada,

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<v Speaker 1>and this one's a doozy. I don't know if you

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<v Speaker 1>guys talked about this or not on Coveno Enrich, but

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<v Speaker 1>they show security footage. It's from one of these cameras

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<v Speaker 1>out in the woods in Canada, and it is insane.

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<v Speaker 1>So when it happened, there's this woman who loves nature.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like a nurse in Canada, and there had been

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<v Speaker 1>a deer that died on her property, like a deer

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<v Speaker 1>carcass there, and so this woman she's in British Columbia,

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<v Speaker 1>and so she set up a camera. She figured there'd

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<v Speaker 1>be some animal that would come along and eat it,

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<v Speaker 1>and she kind of wanted to get the tape of it.

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<v Speaker 1>She wanted to see how they would be vultures and

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<v Speaker 1>eat the rotting carcass of the deer which was in

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<v Speaker 1>her garden on her property. So she set the camera

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<v Speaker 1>up to see what animals might you know, take a bite,

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<v Speaker 1>have a nice, nice dinner from the dead deer. And

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<v Speaker 1>she's she flips on the video and she captured footage

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<v Speaker 1>of a couple of she called them witches, a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of women. Oh yeah, were scantily clad and they decided

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<v Speaker 1>they needed to have a nice bite of the raw

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<v Speaker 1>dead deer meat.

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<v Speaker 4>And I saw these pictures on Yahoo News.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was like so she's like she was watching

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<v Speaker 1>with her. Grandpa said. I came the next day and

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<v Speaker 1>Grandpa said he's got naked people on the camera and

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<v Speaker 1>I said, no, you didn't, bullshit, And so he showed

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<v Speaker 1>the uh the granddaughter and uh yeah, they're full of

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<v Speaker 1>as they say, disheveled people. They look like they're wearing wigs.

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<v Speaker 1>Like how do you end up in that spot? Like

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<v Speaker 1>what what do you what do you do? And that's

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<v Speaker 1>how do you end up going down that road?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? Where did those witches come from?

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<v Speaker 1>And where did they go? Where did they go?

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<v Speaker 4>That is that is wild?

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<v Speaker 1>And they got to live somewhere in Vancouver, somewhere in

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<v Speaker 1>British Columbia, right, and somewhere around there. It's nuts, man. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you never know. Everything's on camera these days. Everything is

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<v Speaker 1>on camera. Every single thing is on camera, including the

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<v Speaker 1>woman who decided she wanted to put some some eye

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<v Speaker 1>drops in her eyes. You see this one. This, This

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<v Speaker 1>must happen a lot though. So this random woman, she,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, she wanted to take care of her eyes.

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<v Speaker 1>She wanted to put some eye drops in her eyes,

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<v Speaker 1>and she ended up glass. She grabbed the glue bottle

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<v Speaker 1>and she glued her eyeshut mistake nail glue for eye drops.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh how we know this, Danny.

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<v Speaker 1>We know this because, of course she posted the video

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<v Speaker 1>on TikTok and it's been seen millions of times as

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<v Speaker 1>the woman inadvertently squeezing glue into her left eye.

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<v Speaker 4>Did Beyonce send this one money too to help her out?

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<v Speaker 1>The man directly right there, right there in the eye,

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<v Speaker 1>How do they get that out of the eye. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>what's the move there to get that out of the eye.

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<v Speaker 1>You go to the emergency room. She said she felt

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<v Speaker 1>burning bad, burning felt hot. She shut her eye. Of

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<v Speaker 1>course that was a mistake.

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<v Speaker 3>I remember my mom getting an urgent phone call. My

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<v Speaker 3>aunt and uncle were in the emergency room because two

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<v Speaker 3>of my little cousins were playing with super glue and

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<v Speaker 3>they both put it in their eyes like drops.

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<v Speaker 4>This's a good question because I told my mom at

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<v Speaker 4>the time, I'm like, how can they fix that? Their

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<v Speaker 4>eyes are going to be stuck together forever.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I've solved the answer, Danny, it says, if I'm

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<v Speaker 1>reading this correctly, the doctors in this case, they were

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<v Speaker 1>able to get the eyes open, but the recovery process

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<v Speaker 1>took a good amount of time. We're talking days of

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<v Speaker 1>They had numbing drops for the eyes. He had to

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<v Speaker 1>numb the eye. The woman had blurry vision and her

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<v Speaker 1>eye was very itchy. It was discomfort and all that stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>So there you go, and the mix up her She

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<v Speaker 1>said she gave her daughter a manicure and she forgot

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<v Speaker 1>that the glue bottle was there. So she says, but

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<v Speaker 1>I love that her first move was not to call

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<v Speaker 1>someone to take her to the hospital. It was to

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<v Speaker 1>turn on the phone and make sure you get a

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<v Speaker 1>TikTok for.

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<v Speaker 4>The out of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, that's your your eye is you have one eye.

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<v Speaker 1>You're the one eyed one eyed bandit. You know you're

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<v Speaker 1>you're a pirate with an eye patch. And that's the move.

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<v Speaker 4>Have big eyes.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that is wonderful. What else we have on pop

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<v Speaker 1>goes to culture, Well, here's one from San Francisco and

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<v Speaker 1>a shopkeeper there, an immigrant store owner, says that the

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<v Speaker 1>city of San Francisco is now worse than Afghanistan. He

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<v Speaker 1>said that after he lost one hundred thousand dollars to

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<v Speaker 1>burglars at his his store. So he determined that is

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<v Speaker 1>the case. And it is open season now. If you

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<v Speaker 1>want anything, just go get it. You don't need to

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<v Speaker 1>pay for it, and you're good on that. I'll do

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<v Speaker 1>a couple more on Popco's the culture, because we do

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<v Speaker 1>have the mail bag. I want to get to that,

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<v Speaker 1>not shortchange the people that wrote in this one from

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<v Speaker 1>the world of science and people are upset with Apple

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<v Speaker 1>iPhone users, very concerned why there's a new name drop feature.

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<v Speaker 1>If you saw the Tech News this week, but there's

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<v Speaker 1>a new name drop feature that shares your contact details

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<v Speaker 1>with somebody else, another iPhone user when your smartphones are together.

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<v Speaker 1>So they it uses bluetooth. Right, So people are freaking

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<v Speaker 1>out because you know how a lot of like women,

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<v Speaker 1>they'll meet some dude at the bar and the guy

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<v Speaker 1>will like buy them drinks and they'll give them a

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<v Speaker 1>fake number. Yeah, so they're like, well, wait a minute,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't give a fake number because now you know,

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<v Speaker 1>any weird dude can get my number. How am I

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to give them a fake number? Because it's right there.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, you know, you have access to this.

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<v Speaker 4>So so you don't have to grant access.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, they say the way, and I'm not totally sure.

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<v Speaker 1>It says the iPhone users. We're complaining because you can't

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<v Speaker 1>do the fake you know, the fake number thing. But

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<v Speaker 1>the people at Apple have tried to downplay the concern.

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<v Speaker 1>But this is like a nationwide software up. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>updated my phone, so I've not seen how this goes.

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<v Speaker 1>But they released this animation. It shows how the name

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<v Speaker 1>drop feature works between the two iPhone users, which it's

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like swapping business cards. Once the two devices

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<v Speaker 1>are together and the Bluetooth connection is established, each phone

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<v Speaker 1>brings up their contact poster. How exciting is that?

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<v Speaker 4>Keep your bluetooth in the off position.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, that would be a good way to do a

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<v Speaker 1>good way to do it. That would be a solid

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<v Speaker 1>way to go about that. And Chinese. There's anything else

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<v Speaker 1>here that stands out. I mean, there's some other decent

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<v Speaker 1>stories in pop ghost to the culture. But I believe

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<v Speaker 1>we must press on. We must press on because we

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<v Speaker 1>have another Ohio alvignette. You know what that means, Danny

0:18:31.240 --> 0:18:48.800
<v Speaker 1>g It's mail bag. That's right, the mail bag. The

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<v Speaker 1>mail bag. These are actual letters by actual listeners. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>do a rapid fire mail bag, Danny, what do you say,

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<v Speaker 1>rapid fire mail bag.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's go. Let's do it all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Alf from back in the day, he says, when Fridays

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<v Speaker 1>were for interviews, how dare you? We did have an

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<v Speaker 1>interview on y Ed Roberto. That was a hard guest

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<v Speaker 1>to get. It's hard to get a bus driver on.

0:19:13.200 --> 0:19:16.240
<v Speaker 1>We got him on from La soon to be bus

0:19:16.320 --> 0:19:21.000
<v Speaker 1>driver from La Unified School District. And we will have

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<v Speaker 1>more guests on. It's just very hard. I don't have

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<v Speaker 1>time to book anybody, and Danny's busy with Covino and

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<v Speaker 1>rich and stuff, so it becomes a bit of a

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<v Speaker 1>scheduling kerfluffle. The time I could book interviews, I'm sleeping,

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<v Speaker 1>so that makes it very difficult to contact the people

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<v Speaker 1>I would need to contact. Aaus I'm still be anyway, Al.

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<v Speaker 4>Says, unless as Brian Billick, we don't really care exactly anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>Al says, as a fan of the Third Shift with

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<v Speaker 1>Ben Mahler and Danny G I have been lobbying a

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<v Speaker 1>lobbying for you to have a KK Karen k to

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<v Speaker 1>reminisce about the glory days. You recently said that you

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<v Speaker 1>reached out to her and she has declined.

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<v Speaker 4>What is the deal?

0:20:11.080 --> 0:20:17.679
<v Speaker 1>Spill the t Benjamin from ALF Yeah, so decline is

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<v Speaker 1>a harsh word. I would not say that she declined.

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<v Speaker 1>It was just not scheduling desirable would be the way

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<v Speaker 1>I would say it. There's only a couple of windows

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<v Speaker 1>I can record the podcast in because I have to

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<v Speaker 1>get ready for the show and I sleep during the day,

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<v Speaker 1>and so it's not convenient for everybody I have determined.

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<v Speaker 1>Just on a side note, it is much easier when

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<v Speaker 1>we get people who are living on the Eastern seaboard

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<v Speaker 1>because I can, I can do the podcast right right

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<v Speaker 1>after if I can do those interviews sometimes after the

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<v Speaker 1>show if I have to, and it's it's it's always better.

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<v Speaker 1>But anyway, Karen Case lives on the West Coast. She

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<v Speaker 1>does not live in in California anymore. She she she

0:21:09.680 --> 0:21:13.800
<v Speaker 1>did leave California and so that's a that's also an issue.

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<v Speaker 1>But uh, she she would do it, She said she

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<v Speaker 1>would do it, but we haven't been able to schedule it.

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<v Speaker 1>And I haven't really checked in work with her since

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<v Speaker 1>she left the area. So we'll we'll get her on

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<v Speaker 1>at some point. Maybe I'll reach out to to KK

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<v Speaker 1>today or tomorrow on Monday, and we'll see if we

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<v Speaker 1>can get her in. But yeah, and we were also

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<v Speaker 1>talking about doing a series of behind the scenes with

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<v Speaker 1>some of the guys that called into the show, kind

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<v Speaker 1>of find out what makes them tick. I don't know

0:21:48.080 --> 0:21:49.600
<v Speaker 1>if anyone wants to hear that we did that during

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<v Speaker 1>COVID when before you were on the on the podcast, Danny,

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<v Speaker 1>We we put like Doc Mike on, I think we have.

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<v Speaker 1>We had a few line I think Blind Scott was

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<v Speaker 1>on for one. We did a few of those type

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<v Speaker 1>of things Kevin and Kansas right sound of the mailbag,

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<v Speaker 1>he says. Dear Ben and Danny g He says, Hey, Ben,

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<v Speaker 1>on your Minnesota trip, I wonder if you were able

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<v Speaker 1>to make it to Bemagee. I believe it is how

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<v Speaker 1>it's pronounced. I have no idea. I've never seen that

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<v Speaker 1>word before, he says. To see the statue of Paul Bunyan.

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<v Speaker 1>Seeing the photos from the Malor meet and greet reminds

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<v Speaker 1>me of tourists making or taking their pictures next to

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<v Speaker 1>Paul Bunyan. Everyone looks so small next to the feature celebrity. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>oh oh, here you're talking about my stature. Thank you

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<v Speaker 1>for that, Kevin, very kind, he says.

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<v Speaker 4>Ben.

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<v Speaker 1>When he says, Ben, what were some reactions by your

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<v Speaker 1>guests when they met you and posed for pictures with you?

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<v Speaker 1>Did any of them mention Paul Bunyan, he says, as

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<v Speaker 1>always you and Danny g Rock the weekend. So I'm

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<v Speaker 1>in a very nice group of people in Minnesota or

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<v Speaker 1>from now He from Minnesota, Wisconsin, Iowa, we had people

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<v Speaker 1>from Ohio, Illinois I believe was represented as well. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean all over that part of the country. And yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>there were a few people that were kind of like

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<v Speaker 1>giving me a look, like, what's going on with this guy?

0:23:20.800 --> 0:23:24.560
<v Speaker 1>This guy's a big guy. But nobody said anything. I think, well,

0:23:24.600 --> 0:23:25.879
<v Speaker 1>that's what I think. There were like a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>people said, man, you're really tall. Nobody nobody mentioned Paul

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<v Speaker 1>Bunyan's name, So I did not I did not get that.

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<v Speaker 1>That did not happen. Next one cal from Grand Junction, Colorado.

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<v Speaker 1>He says, guys, how much do your wives spend on

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<v Speaker 1>their hair? He says, will they ever? Will they even

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<v Speaker 1>tell you? Do you even ask? Yeah? So here's as

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<v Speaker 1>my watch starts talking to me about Paul Bunyon because

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<v Speaker 1>I mentioned Paul Bunyon, all of a sudden, I got

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<v Speaker 1>to turn that off. I don't know how to that

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<v Speaker 1>off anyway. Get to the point, pez I'll go first,

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<v Speaker 1>my wife just had her hair done this week. And

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<v Speaker 1>the way it works at the Malor Mansion, Danny, much

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<v Speaker 1>like the military, we have a don't ask, don't tell

0:24:14.720 --> 0:24:21.480
<v Speaker 1>policy comes to extravagant expenses because I lose my marbles, right.

0:24:21.520 --> 0:24:26.040
<v Speaker 1>I become a potato head when I find out how

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<v Speaker 1>much is being spent on certain things that you could

0:24:29.760 --> 0:24:32.880
<v Speaker 1>say are in the frivolous category. So I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to know. All I know is that when my wife

0:24:35.960 --> 0:24:40.680
<v Speaker 1>goes to the salon, it is an all day thing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's kind of like Gilligan's Island when you go on

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<v Speaker 1>a three hour tour. That's an outdated reference. But you

0:24:45.320 --> 0:24:48.200
<v Speaker 1>go on a three hour tour and you're gone as

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<v Speaker 1>long as the TV show lasts and that's it, and

0:24:52.080 --> 0:24:52.840
<v Speaker 1>that's all.

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<v Speaker 3>And you can update it Ben by saying it's like

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<v Speaker 3>the finale of a Bachelor season on TV.

0:24:59.040 --> 0:25:02.120
<v Speaker 1>Yes, it's like it's like the Bachelor. The final episode

0:25:02.119 --> 0:25:03.200
<v Speaker 1>of the Bachelor.

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<v Speaker 4>Yep, goes on and on and on.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So what about you, Danny, You're enjoying this experience

0:25:11.359 --> 0:25:14.000
<v Speaker 1>as well now as a married man get away for me,

0:25:14.960 --> 0:25:18.119
<v Speaker 1>your child coming on the way here soon and all that.

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<v Speaker 1>So is it the same with you? Or do you

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<v Speaker 1>know how much is being spent at the salon?

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<v Speaker 3>You know, I usually know how much is being spent

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<v Speaker 3>because my wife, he will tell me. She'll vent in

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<v Speaker 3>a text about either A how well she did and

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<v Speaker 3>she saved some money or B how pissed she is

0:25:38.720 --> 0:25:41.560
<v Speaker 3>because she spent X amount of money and didn't get

0:25:41.560 --> 0:25:46.720
<v Speaker 3>the results that she wanted. But the past few months, god,

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<v Speaker 3>almost eight months, it hasn't been an issue because when

0:25:50.520 --> 0:25:53.840
<v Speaker 3>you're pregnant, you can't use all those chemicals in your hair.

0:25:54.680 --> 0:25:57.320
<v Speaker 3>It's not been an issue. Of course, that's going to

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<v Speaker 3>change after Paul Bunyan arrives.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she'll be free from her last ten months or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not a numbers guy, but that doesn't seem to

0:26:08.520 --> 0:26:11.320
<v Speaker 1>add up anyway.

0:26:11.359 --> 0:26:13.880
<v Speaker 3>It's usually nine months, but you know, if the kid

0:26:13.920 --> 0:26:16.280
<v Speaker 3>comes early, then you're looking at eight and a half months.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. Nick in Wisconsin rights in very nice, Nick who

0:26:23.760 --> 0:26:25.800
<v Speaker 1>was part of that scam, some of the members of

0:26:25.840 --> 0:26:28.840
<v Speaker 1>the Mallard militia, those opportunists to what the malor meet

0:26:28.840 --> 0:26:31.359
<v Speaker 1>and greet who made me look bad by recording my

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<v Speaker 1>warm up?

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<v Speaker 4>Axe throws, Oh the warm up.

0:26:35.119 --> 0:26:39.359
<v Speaker 1>Bad job by them. Nick in Wisconsin says, been and

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<v Speaker 1>Danny g straight to the point. Please, would you rather

0:26:43.240 --> 0:26:53.080
<v Speaker 1>have a permanent unibrow or no eyebrows at all? Now?

0:26:53.119 --> 0:26:55.680
<v Speaker 1>This is this is a good question, and he's really

0:26:55.680 --> 0:26:59.879
<v Speaker 1>good at coming up with these questions. So I I

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<v Speaker 1>believe I think the answer to this, Danny, is the unibrow.

0:27:05.680 --> 0:27:08.879
<v Speaker 1>Because I've known a few people that have. It's like

0:27:08.960 --> 0:27:14.439
<v Speaker 1>the disease that Charlie Villanueva, that basketball player had with

0:27:14.600 --> 0:27:17.360
<v Speaker 1>the Milwaukee Bucks, remember a few years back.

0:27:17.760 --> 0:27:20.280
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, where he couldn't grow hair.

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<v Speaker 1>Anywhere on his body, Like there was no hair anywhere.

0:27:27.800 --> 0:27:31.879
<v Speaker 1>And it it just I think having a unit like

0:27:32.119 --> 0:27:35.399
<v Speaker 1>being like Anthony Davis is probably a little bit better

0:27:35.560 --> 0:27:39.119
<v Speaker 1>or Ernie from Burton Ernie then the other way. So

0:27:39.200 --> 0:27:41.440
<v Speaker 1>I would go with a unibrow. And sometimes people say

0:27:41.480 --> 0:27:43.800
<v Speaker 1>I have a unibrow, I don't take care of my

0:27:43.880 --> 0:27:50.000
<v Speaker 1>grooming and I'm all disheveled. Yeah, and what about you?

0:27:51.280 --> 0:27:56.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, when you don't have anything there, then you look

0:27:56.800 --> 0:27:57.600
<v Speaker 3>part alien.

0:27:57.640 --> 0:27:59.200
<v Speaker 4>You look like Sam Cassel.

0:28:01.440 --> 0:28:05.520
<v Speaker 3>If you have Anthony Davis going on, you can you know,

0:28:06.119 --> 0:28:08.600
<v Speaker 3>you can market it. You can pretend like you're doing

0:28:08.600 --> 0:28:09.320
<v Speaker 3>it on purpose.

0:28:11.040 --> 0:28:16.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I found I stumbled on this famous unibrows. George W. Bush,

0:28:17.600 --> 0:28:22.719
<v Speaker 1>Nicholas Cage is on there. A bunch of other actors

0:28:23.280 --> 0:28:26.720
<v Speaker 1>I've never heard of. I've heard of this guy, George Harrison.

0:28:26.720 --> 0:28:28.400
<v Speaker 1>He was kind of a big deal back in the day.

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<v Speaker 1>Who else do we have here?

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<v Speaker 4>Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>Unibrows an astronaut as an astronaut that has a unibrow

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<v Speaker 1>and mentioned Bert and uh, I guess I think I

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<v Speaker 1>said Ernie, but Bert Bert's the one with the unibrow.

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<v Speaker 1>And then there's that eagle, Sam le Eagle the muppet.

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<v Speaker 1>Sam the Eagle also has a unibrow. Son hang out

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<v Speaker 1>with Bert from Ernie Burton.

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<v Speaker 4>Ernie in good Company would be great.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for that. Nick Jonathan writes in from Parts

0:29:02.320 --> 0:29:04.440
<v Speaker 1>on Known. He says, do you have any input on

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<v Speaker 1>who takes Roberto's place? He says, I want Juan Valdez

0:29:08.920 --> 0:29:14.600
<v Speaker 1>or the Frito Bandito. He says, I want those amazing

0:29:14.640 --> 0:29:18.320
<v Speaker 1>recipes all that. Tony says, can we still have Cooking

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<v Speaker 1>with Roberto? That would be tough, although it would be

0:29:22.520 --> 0:29:25.360
<v Speaker 1>funny if we whoever gets that job, if we just

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<v Speaker 1>called their segment cooking with Roberto, that would be funny.

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<v Speaker 4>Funny. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Looking yet to answer the question, I have not been

0:29:34.160 --> 0:29:37.880
<v Speaker 1>asked by management. Normally, the protocol the company, they will

0:29:37.920 --> 0:29:41.800
<v Speaker 1>reach out to me and Jonas because it's our shows

0:29:41.880 --> 0:29:45.920
<v Speaker 1>that are affected, and they will normally ask us if

0:29:45.960 --> 0:29:50.240
<v Speaker 1>we have a preference. Sometimes they do not pay any

0:29:50.280 --> 0:29:54.240
<v Speaker 1>attention to us and ignore us completely. So I have

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<v Speaker 1>no idea which way this is going to go. I

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<v Speaker 1>do hope they will reach out. I do have some.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait wait, so you're telling me you're actually like Lebron,

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<v Speaker 3>You're really the general manager.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh me, well no, no, no, no, no, no, they'll last my opinion.

0:30:08.280 --> 0:30:13.040
<v Speaker 1>I didn't say they would take my opinion because normally

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<v Speaker 1>the people that I like, they don't like so for

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<v Speaker 1>whatever reason. So I don't. I do not know who's

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<v Speaker 1>going to replace Roberto. I have no idea how long

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<v Speaker 1>the process or process is going to take. I have

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<v Speaker 1>a feeling, based on finances and having to pay overtime

0:30:32.360 --> 0:30:35.960
<v Speaker 1>that likely will not take that long. That they will

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<v Speaker 1>expedite the process to put somebody in there. And that's that.

0:30:42.320 --> 0:30:47.440
<v Speaker 1>The marina chef writes in from Omaha. He says, go chiefs,

0:30:47.920 --> 0:30:54.840
<v Speaker 1>how many full catering length BLTs with turkey can you eat? Also?

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<v Speaker 1>Could you finish it when you found out I sprinkled

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<v Speaker 1>some ranch dressing? He sends a phone tot of the

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<v Speaker 1>the belt's I'm not a BLT guy. I can't eat

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<v Speaker 1>a turkey sandwich. I would go with a nice HOGI

0:31:07.680 --> 0:31:10.239
<v Speaker 1>turkey sandwich. The sandwich you put up there looks very

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<v Speaker 1>large and in charge. But the first sniff of ranch dressing,

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<v Speaker 1>the rotting, disgusting ranch dressing, the devil's blood, the first

0:31:21.400 --> 0:31:25.360
<v Speaker 1>sniff of that, or the first sniff or the first

0:31:25.400 --> 0:31:28.760
<v Speaker 1>taste if I had to taste the devil's blood, that

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<v Speaker 1>that would send me into some kind of shock and

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<v Speaker 1>I might die. And I don't want to die eating

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<v Speaker 1>a hero sandwich, So no, I'm gonna I'm gonna go.

0:31:40.000 --> 0:31:43.000
<v Speaker 1>How many full length belts could you eat? Danny g.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I'm allergic to raw tomatoes, so I would also

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<v Speaker 3>go into an epilectic shock.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't eat bacon, lettuce, or tomatoes, so that

0:31:57.960 --> 0:32:00.400
<v Speaker 1>would be zero for three. I can't eat the turn though,

0:32:00.440 --> 0:32:03.120
<v Speaker 1>I can't eat the turkey. I love a good turkey sandwich.

0:32:03.360 --> 0:32:06.320
<v Speaker 1>My favorite sandwich though, is the cheese steak sandwich. That's

0:32:06.360 --> 0:32:10.000
<v Speaker 1>my go to sandwich. Made a mean cheese steak back

0:32:10.120 --> 0:32:14.720
<v Speaker 1>on Thursday at home, cooked it up right there on

0:32:14.760 --> 0:32:18.280
<v Speaker 1>the griddle. And then Bella was so excited that I

0:32:18.400 --> 0:32:22.120
<v Speaker 1>made a cheese steak, she dropped a shit right under

0:32:22.160 --> 0:32:22.640
<v Speaker 1>the griddle.

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<v Speaker 4>So I was really give it's more than your house

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<v Speaker 4>guest left.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she didn't tell me that she dropped the shit.

0:32:35.000 --> 0:32:37.760
<v Speaker 1>Fortunately I did notice it before I stepped in it,

0:32:38.240 --> 0:32:40.560
<v Speaker 1>which was nice, but I did have to hose off

0:32:40.640 --> 0:32:44.360
<v Speaker 1>the whole area there to get rid of it. Shane

0:32:44.400 --> 0:32:46.520
<v Speaker 1>from des Moines writes in He says Ben and Danny G.

0:32:46.960 --> 0:32:51.920
<v Speaker 1>First time emailing the Fifth Hour podcast. Long time listener, says,

0:32:52.000 --> 0:32:54.200
<v Speaker 1>Danny G has been very nice to me since I

0:32:54.280 --> 0:32:56.680
<v Speaker 1>first spoke to him. I'm dealing with a lot and

0:32:56.760 --> 0:32:59.600
<v Speaker 1>Danny has always been a great guy to me on

0:32:59.640 --> 0:33:04.080
<v Speaker 1>the phone and the Twitter machine. He loves the podcast,

0:33:04.120 --> 0:33:08.080
<v Speaker 1>loves the show, he says, Ben, you name drop me

0:33:08.680 --> 0:33:11.280
<v Speaker 1>a couple of times regarding the meet and greet in Minnesota.

0:33:11.680 --> 0:33:16.960
<v Speaker 1>I was not there, We never met. Did someone impersonate me?

0:33:18.000 --> 0:33:22.959
<v Speaker 1>He says, and they had another question? So nobody impersonated

0:33:23.000 --> 0:33:26.000
<v Speaker 1>you as Shane. There was some ball busting going on

0:33:26.640 --> 0:33:31.920
<v Speaker 1>and Regina, the hostess with the mostest spin cycle Regina,

0:33:32.000 --> 0:33:35.560
<v Speaker 1>she had put a sign in board like some you know,

0:33:35.600 --> 0:33:37.360
<v Speaker 1>you could sign in. The fans of the show could

0:33:37.360 --> 0:33:40.800
<v Speaker 1>sign in. It was very nice gesture and I posted

0:33:40.800 --> 0:33:45.880
<v Speaker 1>a photo of it and somebody, some prankster somebody said,

0:33:45.880 --> 0:33:48.640
<v Speaker 1>you know what, I'm gonna sign my name as Shane

0:33:48.920 --> 0:33:51.440
<v Speaker 1>from des Moines. So they did so I mentioned it

0:33:51.480 --> 0:33:53.719
<v Speaker 1>a few times, but and your name did come up

0:33:53.720 --> 0:33:58.000
<v Speaker 1>in conversation. You're a very interesting caller and contributor to

0:33:58.000 --> 0:34:00.400
<v Speaker 1>the show, and so people were talking about you, the

0:34:00.560 --> 0:34:04.680
<v Speaker 1>Iowa contingent, you know, the big guy from Iowa, and

0:34:05.200 --> 0:34:08.400
<v Speaker 1>you know the bartend everyone from Iowa. They were, you know,

0:34:08.480 --> 0:34:10.960
<v Speaker 1>going through talking about some of the other guys that

0:34:11.040 --> 0:34:14.359
<v Speaker 1>contribute to the show from Iowa. Shane also says Ben

0:34:14.440 --> 0:34:18.200
<v Speaker 1>and Danny, you know, love you again. Blah blah blah

0:34:18.200 --> 0:34:22.319
<v Speaker 1>blah blah. He says, Danny talked about how much you

0:34:22.360 --> 0:34:26.680
<v Speaker 1>prepare for the show. He says, what kind of prep

0:34:26.719 --> 0:34:30.239
<v Speaker 1>do you do? Is it vocal stuff, riddle stuff, or

0:34:30.320 --> 0:34:34.200
<v Speaker 1>just getting your brain ready or the show, or is

0:34:34.239 --> 0:34:39.600
<v Speaker 1>it physical prep or more getting into a headspace. Yeah,

0:34:39.600 --> 0:34:41.680
<v Speaker 1>so what I do is I do burpies. I run

0:34:41.719 --> 0:34:45.200
<v Speaker 1>about seventeen miles, right, Danny, You've seen me run seventeen miles.

0:34:45.920 --> 0:34:49.120
<v Speaker 1>I go to THEEK, I go to cinema. I go

0:34:49.160 --> 0:34:52.880
<v Speaker 1>to Cinema Santa Monica, the famous steps of Santa Monica.

0:34:53.400 --> 0:34:57.359
<v Speaker 1>I run up in date you go to well, I'm

0:34:57.360 --> 0:35:01.600
<v Speaker 1>holding both hands filled with with cinebuns, but I go

0:35:01.719 --> 0:35:04.680
<v Speaker 1>up and down the steps I go into a sauna

0:35:04.760 --> 0:35:08.239
<v Speaker 1>for about three hours. Come out of the sauna. I

0:35:08.719 --> 0:35:14.000
<v Speaker 1>then do some squatting heavyweights. I max out on that.

0:35:15.239 --> 0:35:19.359
<v Speaker 1>Then I go eat like eggs, raw eggs. I just

0:35:19.760 --> 0:35:23.360
<v Speaker 1>drink those and then I'm ready for the show. So

0:35:23.880 --> 0:35:27.279
<v Speaker 1>that's how I that's how I operate. Shane So Mike

0:35:27.320 --> 0:35:30.160
<v Speaker 1>and Fullerton says, Hey, Ben and Danny, g I read

0:35:30.200 --> 0:35:32.879
<v Speaker 1>an article the other day that I think you'll both

0:35:32.920 --> 0:35:36.919
<v Speaker 1>find very interesting. It said radio and podcast listeners only

0:35:37.000 --> 0:35:41.120
<v Speaker 1>remember about seventeen to twenty five percent of what they hear.

0:35:41.719 --> 0:35:47.919
<v Speaker 1>Knowing that, knowing that, shouldn't you just mail it in

0:35:49.040 --> 0:35:53.400
<v Speaker 1>seventy five percent of the time? He says. Also, do

0:35:53.520 --> 0:35:58.080
<v Speaker 1>you guys tend to find impressions of you flattering? For

0:35:58.160 --> 0:36:03.520
<v Speaker 1>your sake? I hope you're boss, does my man? As

0:36:03.920 --> 0:36:05.320
<v Speaker 1>says Mike very.

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<v Speaker 4>Third rail, my man, if you want to impersonate me,

0:36:08.160 --> 0:36:09.880
<v Speaker 4>I hope you have your four to oh one k

0:36:10.160 --> 0:36:10.839
<v Speaker 4>ready to go.

0:36:11.360 --> 0:36:13.400
<v Speaker 1>Oh man, you got to work at the company, MA

0:36:13.640 --> 0:36:16.399
<v Speaker 1>man to do that. You're not allowed, my man? How

0:36:16.480 --> 0:36:18.080
<v Speaker 1>dare you you're.

0:36:17.960 --> 0:36:19.200
<v Speaker 4>Not patro some money?

0:36:19.200 --> 0:36:19.640
<v Speaker 2>My man?

0:36:19.800 --> 0:36:23.120
<v Speaker 4>So I think twice about impersonating your boss? My man?

0:36:24.080 --> 0:36:28.840
<v Speaker 1>Uh Fred from Spring, Texas rites in he says, Hi, guys,

0:36:29.239 --> 0:36:32.200
<v Speaker 1>keep up the good work. Do you have any favorite

0:36:32.280 --> 0:36:36.160
<v Speaker 1>memories from proms or dances in high school? So we've

0:36:36.160 --> 0:36:39.080
<v Speaker 1>gotten this question a few times. I think we've answered

0:36:39.120 --> 0:36:42.520
<v Speaker 1>the question a few times, but I have on my

0:36:42.960 --> 0:36:47.080
<v Speaker 1>answer a blank space on my answer. The reason I

0:36:47.120 --> 0:36:51.320
<v Speaker 1>have a blank space is because I never attended to

0:36:51.440 --> 0:36:54.680
<v Speaker 1>prom at all. I think I went to one dance,

0:36:55.320 --> 0:37:00.399
<v Speaker 1>Buy Mistake, Buy Mistake with some friends of mine, and

0:37:00.440 --> 0:37:03.920
<v Speaker 1>that was it. But certainly not with any woman, or

0:37:04.080 --> 0:37:05.400
<v Speaker 1>at that time it would have been a girl. But

0:37:06.200 --> 0:37:09.759
<v Speaker 1>never never attended any of those things. But Danny, you did.

0:37:09.800 --> 0:37:12.120
<v Speaker 1>You've told some stories about those things in the past.

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<v Speaker 4>Just one dance, Ben, Because my mom was really scared

0:37:16.400 --> 0:37:19.400
<v Speaker 4>that I was going to get a girl pregnant. I

0:37:19.440 --> 0:37:21.839
<v Speaker 4>swear to God if you get a girl pregnant, so

0:37:21.880 --> 0:37:27.800
<v Speaker 4>she thought a dance equals a pregnancy. Man. The only

0:37:27.960 --> 0:37:30.640
<v Speaker 4>dance I got to go to was Sober Grad Night.

0:37:31.160 --> 0:37:35.400
<v Speaker 3>There was no funny business going on until the chaperones

0:37:35.440 --> 0:37:39.040
<v Speaker 3>at the dance, hours into the all night event, fell

0:37:39.080 --> 0:37:42.480
<v Speaker 3>asleep in their chairs. You can see them knocking out

0:37:42.480 --> 0:37:45.520
<v Speaker 3>one by one with their heads kind of to the side. Yeah,

0:37:45.760 --> 0:37:48.480
<v Speaker 3>and when the DJ played Sir mix a lot babies

0:37:48.480 --> 0:37:52.480
<v Speaker 3>got back. I found the nicest booty on the nicest

0:37:52.520 --> 0:37:54.640
<v Speaker 3>seniors and rotated from.

0:37:54.560 --> 0:37:55.400
<v Speaker 4>Booty to booty.

0:37:55.840 --> 0:37:57.359
<v Speaker 1>Nice. That's the move.

0:37:58.680 --> 0:38:00.560
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it was when I learned how to be a

0:38:00.560 --> 0:38:01.280
<v Speaker 4>dog catcher.

0:38:03.719 --> 0:38:07.799
<v Speaker 1>I got all the game right. I think we'll get

0:38:07.840 --> 0:38:09.360
<v Speaker 1>out on that. I mean, there's some other stuff we

0:38:09.400 --> 0:38:10.719
<v Speaker 1>could yap about.

0:38:10.440 --> 0:38:13.680
<v Speaker 4>But we've dog catch a dog catcha We've.

0:38:13.480 --> 0:38:16.920
<v Speaker 1>Got places to go, people to see, things to not do.

0:38:18.400 --> 0:38:21.280
<v Speaker 1>I have a show, there's a show coming up tonight,

0:38:21.320 --> 0:38:22.879
<v Speaker 1>so I got that to worry about it. I guess

0:38:22.960 --> 0:38:24.279
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I worry about it or not.

0:38:24.440 --> 0:38:28.600
<v Speaker 1>So we will go down that direction and have a

0:38:28.760 --> 0:38:31.320
<v Speaker 1>fine time on the radio. That starts at eleven o'clock

0:38:31.400 --> 0:38:33.640
<v Speaker 1>Sunday night in the West if you're in the Pacific

0:38:33.680 --> 0:38:36.160
<v Speaker 1>time zone, but if you're in the Eastern time zone,

0:38:36.360 --> 0:38:39.440
<v Speaker 1>we are there at two in the morning till six am.

0:38:39.920 --> 0:38:43.000
<v Speaker 4>You can react to Game seven of the NBA Finals.

0:38:43.880 --> 0:38:47.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yes, so we will. We will do that. It'll

0:38:47.719 --> 0:38:52.560
<v Speaker 1>be wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, and anything you

0:38:52.640 --> 0:38:54.960
<v Speaker 1>got going on on Sunday today, you want to promote.

0:38:54.719 --> 0:38:56.840
<v Speaker 4>Danny just the podcast today.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you to everybody who's downloading our podcas cast every

0:39:00.640 --> 0:39:03.719
<v Speaker 3>single weekend and of course the Covino and Rich on

0:39:03.800 --> 0:39:07.240
<v Speaker 3>Monday afternoon two to four pm in the West, five

0:39:07.320 --> 0:39:08.840
<v Speaker 3>to seven in New York City.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, have a wonderful rest of your weekend. Enjoy, enjoy,

0:39:15.640 --> 0:39:18.919
<v Speaker 1>and whatever you're up to, enjoy and we will catch

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<v Speaker 1>you next time.

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<v Speaker 4>Austa Pasta by Flation