1 00:00:05,519 --> 00:00:08,840 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's improving on the failed Hooters 2 00:00:08,920 --> 00:00:13,720 Speaker 1: model with a new casual dining place called Tutors of 3 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:17,720 Speaker 1: bean and cheese based restaurant that serves your meal on 4 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:18,840 Speaker 1: a model train. 5 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:20,560 Speaker 2: Two. 6 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:25,000 Speaker 1: Here comes the lunchtime locomotive sort. Uh, well, you guys 7 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:27,400 Speaker 1: thought that was like a gas joke with Tutors, please, 8 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:28,080 Speaker 1: we are. 9 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:29,280 Speaker 2: Much more tasteful than that. 10 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:32,400 Speaker 1: Here with Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird 11 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:34,519 Speaker 1: news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, 12 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:35,600 Speaker 1: except we've got a laser. 13 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:37,880 Speaker 2: There's other loose cabooses, just don't. 14 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:41,599 Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of a fan favorite Florida. 15 00:00:42,680 --> 00:00:45,240 Speaker 1: A thirty two year old man named Gregory Dolcine was 16 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:48,040 Speaker 1: pulled over last night at around one am after being 17 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:50,960 Speaker 1: clocked going one hundred and one miles per hour in 18 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:51,800 Speaker 1: a fifty five. 19 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:58,360 Speaker 3: It's one in the mornings. There's not many other cars out. 20 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:01,560 Speaker 2: But that's a little excessive, but still impressive. Yes. 21 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:04,800 Speaker 1: The officer asked him why he was traveling at an 22 00:01:04,840 --> 00:01:08,800 Speaker 1: excessively high speed, and greg said he needed to whisper 23 00:01:08,959 --> 00:01:10,240 Speaker 1: the answer to the deputy. 24 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:15,039 Speaker 2: Oh it doesn't seem weird in the car. 25 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:18,480 Speaker 1: The cop leaned in and greg quietly said that he 26 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:25,000 Speaker 1: was speeding to avoid the animal, put a single finger 27 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:29,440 Speaker 1: up to his lips and when the officer asked what 28 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:30,920 Speaker 1: type of animal. 29 00:01:30,680 --> 00:01:33,199 Speaker 3: Was it, it could be legit in Florida still, you guys. 30 00:01:33,959 --> 00:01:37,920 Speaker 1: Gregory didn't want to say what type, but encouraged the 31 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:41,040 Speaker 1: officer to hurry and ticket him so they both wouldn't 32 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:44,000 Speaker 1: be parked alone in the dark with the mystery creature 33 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:45,280 Speaker 1: out somewhere. 34 00:01:45,319 --> 00:01:46,520 Speaker 2: You know you're going to want to get out of 35 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:47,120 Speaker 2: your officers. 36 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:50,840 Speaker 1: After being arrested for super speeding over one hundred miles 37 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:53,080 Speaker 1: an hour, his car was left on the side of 38 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:55,280 Speaker 1: the road while deputies took him to jail. 39 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:01,320 Speaker 2: Was fast, That's fast. 40 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:03,680 Speaker 1: A few hours later, when the tow truck came by, 41 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:07,840 Speaker 1: the operator noticed large scratches down the side of his vehicle. 42 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:13,920 Speaker 1: Were they there before or were Gregory's fears actually true? Who? 43 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:16,000 Speaker 2: We may never know? 44 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:18,959 Speaker 3: And that story didn't end with he was on drugs? 45 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:24,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no drugs. They're making fun of it. 46 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:25,240 Speaker 3: I can't believe him. 47 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:28,640 Speaker 1: Now, Florida doesn't do drugs, broke, not in this part 48 00:02:28,639 --> 00:02:29,080 Speaker 1: of Florida. 49 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:29,679 Speaker 4: Bad. 50 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:32,760 Speaker 1: Let's go to your next lazer story out of Texas. 51 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:35,519 Speaker 1: What's the craziest thing that's happened to you in the 52 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:39,240 Speaker 1: last year, Because a grandmother in the Houston area thinks 53 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:40,400 Speaker 1: she has you beat. 54 00:02:40,919 --> 00:02:42,320 Speaker 2: She's a seventy six year old. 55 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:44,960 Speaker 1: Lady named Sherry Jones, and Sherry was at home on 56 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:50,359 Speaker 1: Saturday when something crashed through her ceiling, ricocheted through a bedroom. 57 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:52,000 Speaker 2: Like a bouncy ball, and then landed. 58 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:56,720 Speaker 1: Next to her TV. And she immediately knew what it 59 00:02:56,880 --> 00:03:07,000 Speaker 1: was a meteor. She told the local news that she 60 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:09,440 Speaker 1: heard a big boom and her grandson went to check 61 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:12,200 Speaker 1: and said there was a hole in the ceiling. Then 62 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:15,640 Speaker 1: she saw the rock and thought, that looks like a 63 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:16,600 Speaker 1: space stone. 64 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:18,200 Speaker 3: Oh now, my. 65 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:21,200 Speaker 4: First thought is is that covered by house insurance? 66 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:25,239 Speaker 1: I know it sounds crazy, but she was apparently right 67 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:25,600 Speaker 1: on the. 68 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:26,480 Speaker 2: Money with her guests. 69 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:26,920 Speaker 4: Wow. 70 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:31,280 Speaker 1: NASA confirmed there was a meteor visible in the Houston area. 71 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:34,960 Speaker 1: It weighed about a ton with a diameter of three feet, 72 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:35,200 Speaker 1: but it. 73 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:36,680 Speaker 3: Was little three feet pretty big. 74 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:39,200 Speaker 1: Well, that isn't what crashed through Sherry's house. If so, 75 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:42,800 Speaker 1: her whole place would have been cratered. What she got 76 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:43,280 Speaker 1: was just. 77 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:45,840 Speaker 2: A meteorite fragment from when it exploded. 78 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:49,840 Speaker 3: Oh good, meteors should clean up their own mess. Okay, 79 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:50,920 Speaker 3: put it all on us. 80 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:53,320 Speaker 2: Thankfully nobody was injured. 81 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:56,720 Speaker 1: As for Sherry, she's a huge sci fi fan and 82 00:03:56,800 --> 00:04:00,120 Speaker 1: thinks it's super cool, so she says she definitely he 83 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:02,840 Speaker 1: wants to keep the media right until they told her 84 00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:06,080 Speaker 1: some fragments can sell for over six figures, and then she. 85 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:07,240 Speaker 2: Immediately changed her mind. 86 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:09,480 Speaker 3: Get that roof fixed. 87 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:12,000 Speaker 2: She's a sci fi fan but also a money fan. Yeah, 88 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:15,080 Speaker 2: you gotta find your balance. This next Lazer story is 89 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:16,159 Speaker 2: out of trend down. 90 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:19,880 Speaker 1: Earlier this month, I did an in depth report with 91 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:24,159 Speaker 1: a local news station about snake yoga. Well, apparently that 92 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:28,320 Speaker 1: wasn't dangerous enough. Oh come, because I now introduced to 93 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:38,160 Speaker 1: you sword yoga. What a story of the workout mixes yoga, 94 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:41,039 Speaker 1: tai chi, and kung fu style movements. You know, just 95 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:46,880 Speaker 1: flowing through the poses while you're holding a huge metal sword. 96 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:49,159 Speaker 3: Swords can be pretty heavy. I'll bet you'll get some. 97 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:53,120 Speaker 1: Yeah it's pretty cool, but at the same time, no 98 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:55,839 Speaker 1: big deal. Here's what one lady has to say about it. 99 00:04:55,960 --> 00:04:56,359 Speaker 2: Quote. 100 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:58,719 Speaker 1: When I hold the sword, I feel like a force 101 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:02,600 Speaker 1: of femininity, beauty and strength. I feel like nothing can 102 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:06,400 Speaker 1: stop me unless it's my instructor, Barbara. 103 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:07,640 Speaker 2: She has the shields. 104 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:10,560 Speaker 4: You would want a battle at least one person in 105 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:11,920 Speaker 4: your yoga class, right. 106 00:05:12,279 --> 00:05:15,000 Speaker 1: Fitness experts say classes can burn up to five hundred 107 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:18,280 Speaker 1: calories and build your strength and confidence. 108 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:20,320 Speaker 4: Let's keep it at swords and not move on to 109 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:21,600 Speaker 4: like firearms or anything. 110 00:05:21,640 --> 00:05:25,720 Speaker 1: Okay, guys, the sword is way more intimidating looking if 111 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:27,880 Speaker 1: you ask me if that's what you're going for. 112 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:31,200 Speaker 2: This next Lazer story is out of holiday headquarters. 113 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:32,640 Speaker 4: Here. 114 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:37,200 Speaker 1: Everybody knows someone who turns into a kid again during Halloween. Yeah, 115 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:39,960 Speaker 1: and no one can resist the candy, no matter how 116 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:43,279 Speaker 1: old they are. But the question is does that also 117 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:44,359 Speaker 1: apply to Easter. 118 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:51,080 Speaker 4: I will say the Reese's eggs are incredible, and then 119 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:52,200 Speaker 4: also the Cadbury. 120 00:05:52,240 --> 00:05:54,159 Speaker 3: But the little ones that are only chocolate with the 121 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:55,160 Speaker 3: hard shells. 122 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:58,640 Speaker 1: On the other side, Well, I say that because, according 123 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:01,320 Speaker 1: to a new survey, sixty six percent of American adults 124 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:04,960 Speaker 1: believe they deserve an Easter basket just as much as 125 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:05,840 Speaker 1: children do. 126 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:08,160 Speaker 3: Yeah on Easter Bunny show up. 127 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:11,080 Speaker 1: In fact, thirty six percent of adults secretly admit to 128 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:16,159 Speaker 1: eating their kids Easter candy without telling them. 129 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:18,039 Speaker 3: We don't have to tell my children. They know. 130 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:21,320 Speaker 4: They keep a running tab of how much they had 131 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:23,320 Speaker 4: prior to My husband came in room. 132 00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:24,920 Speaker 2: I can't remember what it was. My mom used to 133 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:27,120 Speaker 2: eat one and be like, you don't like that. 134 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:30,000 Speaker 4: One any Yes. 135 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:31,919 Speaker 2: Here's a few more stats from the survey. 136 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:35,520 Speaker 1: Twenty eight percent of adults buy Easter candy specifically for 137 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:39,200 Speaker 1: themselves and not for their kids, and twenty seven percent 138 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:42,479 Speaker 1: of adults have competed with their own children to find 139 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:47,839 Speaker 1: the Easter eggs first, with eighteen percent admitting they've cheated 140 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:49,880 Speaker 1: to Winoo suck. 141 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:52,800 Speaker 2: You guys have better eyes than me. I should get 142 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:53,359 Speaker 2: a head start. 143 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:55,719 Speaker 4: I saw an event page the other day that people 144 00:06:55,720 --> 00:06:58,560 Speaker 4: are now doing adult Easter egg hunts with alcohol. Oh 145 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:02,920 Speaker 4: it's yes, it's like a nighttime thing and you take 146 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:04,039 Speaker 4: your flashlights out. 147 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:04,719 Speaker 3: Oh wow. 148 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:06,919 Speaker 1: I only know all this because at some point in 149 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:10,200 Speaker 1: his life, this guy was being confused for an Easter 150 00:07:10,280 --> 00:07:16,880 Speaker 1: egg greenshell calm demeanor. He was even asked to play 151 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:19,640 Speaker 1: an Easter egg at a school assembly once, and he 152 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:23,440 Speaker 1: did it and now the school regrets it. I think 153 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:25,640 Speaker 1: you know why that sound means. Laser Stories has come 154 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:27,080 Speaker 1: to an end of the day. We'll do it again, 155 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:29,040 Speaker 1: same time on Friday.