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Speaker 1: start there. Your church wasn't doing good Black history and

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Speaker 1: they weren't incorporating the Texas. It's the same Martin Luther

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Speaker 1: Bang bang bang, skeet, skeet skeet. The area is Ladies

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Speaker 1: and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenon devastating episode of My

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Speaker 1: Mama Told Me, the podcast where we dive deep, deep

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Speaker 1: into the conspiracies of the black community and we finally

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Speaker 1: worked to prove that Irma Pete Hall may have lost

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Speaker 1: her leg in the movie So Food, but I assure

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Speaker 1: you ain't. Nothing happened to that ass. You're sitting on

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Speaker 1: something sturdy, big Mama, and I want to eat mac

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Speaker 1: and cheese off of it every Sunday. That's right, Irma

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Speaker 1: see what that meat do. It's meat. Your host leg

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Speaker 1: stan kermy the man yelling sexual comments that irma pe Hall.

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm into. You should know that about me.

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Speaker 1: I'm very excited today our guests. A phenomenal comedian, a

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Speaker 1: anybody I can think of in my my journey as

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Speaker 1: You know I'm from r I P That NBC. Uh

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Speaker 1: what was that ship? Go? Well, what is it not

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Speaker 1: Quimby the one before? Yeah, see so r I PC. So,

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Speaker 1: But goddamn did he have a funny set on there

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Speaker 1: that NBC couldn't maintain because they didn't invest right in

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Speaker 1: to see so? But this motherfucker's funniest shit. A dear friend.

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Speaker 1: Give it up for Clark Jones, everybody that's up for

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Speaker 1: everybody were here. Don't be bad that Chicago got to promote.

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Speaker 1: I got to entro myself. Yeah, my credit was a defunct.

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Speaker 1: My credit was a worst version of Quimby. Well that's

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Speaker 1: I wish NBC knew about see so that I wish

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Speaker 1: Oh oh oh ship. We were supposed to be in

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Speaker 1: charge of that. Wait wait us, NBCTV the thing Bill

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Speaker 1: cos you tried to buy Okay, all right, and now

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Speaker 1: I see maybe we were responsible for his downfall. Maybe

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Speaker 1: this whole thing was right. Bill didn't like that. I mean, damn,

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Speaker 1: we need this. We need another reboot. We need this

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Speaker 1: Cheers reboot to pop. We needed money for that. We

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Speaker 1: How are you, dude? Man, I'm never as good as

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Speaker 1: I say that I am on the podcast. Sure, sure,

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Speaker 1: you know what. Let me say this. I appreciate your

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Speaker 1: your transparency in this. A lot of people are like,

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Speaker 1: I'm never I mean even more so today. I had

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Speaker 1: I'm glad to be here, glad to be talking to

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Speaker 1: I'm excited, if nothing else, to get into your conspiracy theory,

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Speaker 1: You said, my mama told me the mattress industry intentionally

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Speaker 1: so the ones I would let watch kid? Right, If

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Speaker 1: your nanny ain't Jamaican, what did you even do this for? What?

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Speaker 1: gonna get a Jamaican woman to raise your children, You

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Speaker 1: if you're Jamaican. I love that. I love that line

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Speaker 1: Jamaican nanny if you to grammars. Oh, Jeff, when are

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Speaker 1: I want? Man, I think I need to come up

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Speaker 1: with something like that, but I forget to write it

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Speaker 1: upsetting me here, Clark. It feels like you, being sort

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Speaker 1: because there's there's a yang to being woke. You know.

424
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:43,520
Speaker 1: Beginner's like, oh man, you get the funk after protests, right,

425
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:46,760
Speaker 1: But the yang is there's nothing you can do about

426
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:51,920
Speaker 1: the thing that you're now woke about. Right. Frederick Douglas

427
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:54,800
Speaker 1: and his and his Slave Narratives talks about this a

428
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:58,240
Speaker 1: little bit where he says that the worst thing you

429
00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:01,040
Speaker 1: could do to a slave is to teach them how

430
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:05,760
Speaker 1: to read, because ultimately you are enabling them to now

431
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:10,040
Speaker 1: understand the language of their imprisonment, of their slavery, as

432
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:13,359
Speaker 1: opposed to before when they're ignorant, they're trapped, but they

433
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:16,840
Speaker 1: don't quite understand what that trapped is. But now they

434
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:20,119
Speaker 1: understand every detail of that experience. And I think to

435
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:23,000
Speaker 1: your same point, once you've woken up to the fact

436
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:26,280
Speaker 1: that big mattress, once you dead, or at least once

437
00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:30,359
Speaker 1: you sleepless, there's no way you can go back. That

438
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:33,600
Speaker 1: is crazy, man, That just that, just because I've always

439
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:36,719
Speaker 1: thought like that, And I didn't know me and Frederick

440
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:42,600
Speaker 1: Douglas were both geniuses. I thought it was just him.

441
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:48,120
Speaker 1: I love that, man, Damn. I didn't know Frederick Douglas

442
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:51,320
Speaker 1: was deep like me. So you mean to tell me

443
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:55,320
Speaker 1: Freddy Ducks was retweeting my thoughts before I was born.

444
00:28:55,400 --> 00:29:00,600
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Oh man, Okay, that's what it is, man, Yeah,

445
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:03,600
Speaker 1: that's that's that's a great point. Like, did you know,

446
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:06,360
Speaker 1: like the whole walker thing, this is just a sidebar,

447
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:10,520
Speaker 1: but like, um, the idea of what is it on

448
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:14,840
Speaker 1: the Walking Dead? Those are called zombies. Zombie zombies came

449
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:19,280
Speaker 1: from slaves thinking that like if they killed themselves, then

450
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:25,200
Speaker 1: they would just live forever as slaves as zombies. Wait,

451
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:28,960
Speaker 1: wait a minute, because I don't Okay, I'm listening. You're

452
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:33,880
Speaker 1: saying that the original conception of zombies came from slaves

453
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:38,920
Speaker 1: fear that in dying in slavery, they would remain slaves forever,

454
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:42,800
Speaker 1: and if they killed themselves, they would just remain as

455
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:46,520
Speaker 1: the zombie slaves forever. That was the hell they would

456
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:50,520
Speaker 1: have to be slaves. Wow, And this is this is

457
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:53,959
Speaker 1: you're saying the original zombie like that's where the whole

458
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:59,320
Speaker 1: thing came from. Whoa if true? Devastating? I don't listen.

459
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:02,560
Speaker 1: I don't have the research, and you didn't know basic

460
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:07,360
Speaker 1: Frederick Douglas quotes, so I can't trust you wholeheartedly. But

461
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:10,920
Speaker 1: that is just the idea that that's where it came from.

462
00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:14,320
Speaker 1: As fucking devastating in that Yeah, to your point, it's

463
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:17,760
Speaker 1: it's we're trapped in this forever and always in a

464
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:21,960
Speaker 1: way that like it is inescapable or more more suicide

465
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:26,000
Speaker 1: would have occurred. Mm hmmm, that's how ingrained it had

466
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:31,200
Speaker 1: to be. Like why wouldn't you just say, man, this right, Like,

467
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:34,680
Speaker 1: there's no reason to stay in this life of servitude

468
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:37,880
Speaker 1: unless they can figure out a way to make you

469
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:44,280
Speaker 1: fear even leaving the worst version of this experience. Wow,

470
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:47,840
Speaker 1: all right, Wow, okay, let's get into this. We didn't

471
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:51,840
Speaker 1: even Yeah, I didn't know either, and uh not to

472
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:56,000
Speaker 1: look it up. As I'm telling you, it's all out

473
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:58,520
Speaker 1: that that was out there, so you can look that up.

474
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:02,400
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, okay. Let's talk a little bit about bed

475
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:07,120
Speaker 1: bugs um and and their history, particularly in this country.

476
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:10,400
Speaker 1: Bed Bugs have apparently been around for thousands of years.

477
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:14,560
Speaker 1: There's even evidence that like the ancient Egyptians, like we're

478
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:17,880
Speaker 1: writing different stories about how to get rid of these

479
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:22,320
Speaker 1: pesky little monsters whatever. Right, so for thousands of years

480
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:26,479
Speaker 1: they bothered humans. But to your earlier point about us

481
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:29,520
Speaker 1: sort of starting to resolve the problem with bed bugs.

482
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:34,880
Speaker 1: In nineteen thirty nine, this Swiss chemist named Paul Herman

483
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:39,920
Speaker 1: Mueller discovered a pesticide called d d T which proved

484
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:43,280
Speaker 1: to be super effective against bed bugs. It was a

485
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:47,000
Speaker 1: triple H finishing move. No, not triple hs, although he

486
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:48,880
Speaker 1: did use it quite a bit, but it was a

487
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:51,760
Speaker 1: finishing move in the w W E. And then it

488
00:31:52,240 --> 00:32:02,560
Speaker 1: also was apparently super effective in killing bed bugs. Uh yeah, okay,

489
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:05,880
Speaker 1: So d d T Apparently the way that it's so

490
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:09,240
Speaker 1: effective is because more than any other chemical, it has

491
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:13,200
Speaker 1: the ability to stay on surfaces for a really long time,

492
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:15,640
Speaker 1: like it linkers for a really long time, and it

493
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:19,160
Speaker 1: attacks the nervous system of the bed bugs, so it

494
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:23,560
Speaker 1: just like basically melts their fucking insides. But then in

495
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:27,400
Speaker 1: nineteen seventy two, d d T is banned in the

496
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:33,200
Speaker 1: US because apparently it also has cancer causing agents in it.

497
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:36,840
Speaker 1: It's like a carcinogen, and it becomes like this super

498
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:40,840
Speaker 1: dangerous thing for them to be uh putting in people's

499
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:44,000
Speaker 1: homes just to get rid of insects. So one of

500
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:47,120
Speaker 1: the services it could it would remain on is your loans,

501
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:51,840
Speaker 1: h right, Like you couldn't get rid of this, Yes, exactly,

502
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:55,000
Speaker 1: You're sitting in here and your bed bugs are their

503
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:57,960
Speaker 1: insides are melting, and apparently your insides are melting to

504
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:03,000
Speaker 1: just a little bit slower than the bedbug bugs. Yeah, Okay.

505
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:07,720
Speaker 1: Now here's where your your suggestion starts to get really interesting,

506
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:12,440
Speaker 1: because even after nineteen seventy two, there's not like immediately

507
00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:16,040
Speaker 1: this massive outbreak of bed bugs. Once we start banning

508
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:19,840
Speaker 1: d d T, right, it more or less kind of

509
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:25,440
Speaker 1: stays under control until around the nineteen eight mid nineteen

510
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:29,080
Speaker 1: eighties to mid nineteen nineties. But and then this is

511
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 1: where it really gets interesting. In the in the year

512
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:36,560
Speaker 1: two thousand, there's this massive uptick in people claiming to

513
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:40,520
Speaker 1: have bed bugs because and this is the claim, is

514
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:44,520
Speaker 1: that there is now a d d T resistant strain

515
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:47,560
Speaker 1: of bed bugs that suddenly pops up out of nowhere.

516
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:51,200
Speaker 1: Bad bugs just suddenly are no longer allergic to the

517
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:55,880
Speaker 1: thing that otherwise kills humans and everything else, this thing

518
00:33:55,920 --> 00:34:00,640
Speaker 1: that was killing humans out of nowhere, the strained of

519
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:04,360
Speaker 1: it that you can't kill that, like, humans, stop taking

520
00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:07,080
Speaker 1: this or you're dying. But the bad bugs like, are

521
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:10,399
Speaker 1: we back? Yep? The bad bugs are like, no, we're good.

522
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:12,520
Speaker 1: Give me a big old tall glass of d d T.

523
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:20,120
Speaker 1: I I don't feel nothing, just chugging. What is this?

524
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:23,600
Speaker 1: What is d d T stand for delicious, delicious tasty?

525
00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:26,640
Speaker 1: Because that's how I'm that I'm drinking it. I love

526
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:31,319
Speaker 1: it this drank. I can't think of a T at two,

527
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:34,600
Speaker 1: but this drank turned I'm a bad bug that talk

528
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:44,719
Speaker 1: like uh talk like the year sixteen and I love this. Yeah.

529
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 1: So the bed bugs apparently are now suddenly not allergic

530
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:51,120
Speaker 1: to the d d T. And here's where it starts

531
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:53,439
Speaker 1: to get this. This part turned me off and I'd

532
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:55,600
Speaker 1: love to get your thoughts on this. One of the

533
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:59,480
Speaker 1: reasons that they claim, or possible reasons that they claim

534
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:04,080
Speaker 1: that these bad bugs are suddenly becoming uh DDT resistant

535
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:08,319
Speaker 1: is that they may have come over from Africa, that

536
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:12,640
Speaker 1: they were sort of these Africanized bed bugs that then

537
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:16,400
Speaker 1: show up to America and now our d d T. Uh.

538
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:19,760
Speaker 1: They're too strong. They're stronger than the average bed bug.

539
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:23,520
Speaker 1: And that's when that's when I really started believing this.

540
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:26,239
Speaker 1: When that when the when the thing turns to is

541
00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:29,839
Speaker 1: Africa they came. That's when I know a white man

542
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:33,600
Speaker 1: did it. That's that's that I was like in ninety

543
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:38,200
Speaker 1: seven percent. Now I'm at like night because as soon

544
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:40,920
Speaker 1: as it was he came from Africa, they ain't nobody

545
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:43,560
Speaker 1: going over there to find out. You know what, I'm saying,

546
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:46,440
Speaker 1: like all the storm the tornadoes come from Africa, Like

547
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:51,120
Speaker 1: come on, man, yeah, yeah, yeah, they It bugs me

548
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:56,600
Speaker 1: whenever they start suggesting that, like the entire continent of

549
00:35:56,680 --> 00:36:00,480
Speaker 1: Africa is servicing up these like more power for more

550
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:04,120
Speaker 1: dangerous versions of the things that we have in America.

551
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:07,759
Speaker 1: The African eyes. B it's not a it's not a

552
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:10,600
Speaker 1: more dangerous be It's just a bee with a vengeance

553
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:14,520
Speaker 1: that you that you brought over here, white devil that

554
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:17,879
Speaker 1: you introduced to your America and now you're sitting here

555
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:21,600
Speaker 1: resentful that you didn't leave the motherfucker alone. Just leave

556
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:24,000
Speaker 1: it alone. I mean, after all this time, like it's

557
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:27,719
Speaker 1: white folks who went over there too, Like, but you

558
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:31,280
Speaker 1: say it's from Africa, and people just assume it's from Africa,

559
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:35,480
Speaker 1: right that that it is Africa's fault, when in fact,

560
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:39,360
Speaker 1: in more cases than not, it is the white man's

561
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:42,759
Speaker 1: fault for traveling to a space that was not his

562
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:47,399
Speaker 1: and bringing back something that again did not belong to him.

563
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:53,280
Speaker 1: Sierra Leone is a French name, no Nigga's name, Sierra

564
00:36:53,360 --> 00:37:01,880
Speaker 1: Leone exactly, and one of the things one of the

565
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:06,080
Speaker 1: things that they argue for these bed bugs and for

566
00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:10,480
Speaker 1: The reason that these Africanized or foreign bed bugs sort

567
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:14,040
Speaker 1: of make it to the US is that in the

568
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:18,680
Speaker 1: eighties and nineties there is this massive uptick in national

569
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:22,200
Speaker 1: and international travel by airplane, and so it's part of

570
00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:26,480
Speaker 1: the reason that we're getting these different species and strains

571
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:30,440
Speaker 1: of these these insects traveling to different places is because

572
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:35,160
Speaker 1: somebody goes to let's say, Sierra Leone, they hang out there,

573
00:37:35,239 --> 00:37:37,440
Speaker 1: and then they come back with now a different type

574
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:40,360
Speaker 1: of bedbug, one that has built up a resistance to

575
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:44,880
Speaker 1: d d T, largely because they're using in in Africa,

576
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:48,440
Speaker 1: they're using mosquito nets that are laced with a different

577
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:53,880
Speaker 1: type of protection of chemicals that basically built a strength

578
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:57,120
Speaker 1: in the bed bugs that live over there. Yeah. I

579
00:37:57,200 --> 00:38:02,280
Speaker 1: wish I could go find out, you know what I'm saying, like, Yeah,

580
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:05,799
Speaker 1: but there's no way. Who got time? Who got time

581
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:11,520
Speaker 1: to find Yeah? Yeah, this further is my point, right,

582
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,840
Speaker 1: I think So, I think it's it's definitely not hurting

583
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:17,800
Speaker 1: what you're what you're building here. There's also an argument

584
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:21,800
Speaker 1: that bed bugs over the years, through evolution, have built

585
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:25,840
Speaker 1: up a thicker exo skeleton that because they're exo skeleton,

586
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:29,080
Speaker 1: they're outside shell is getting harder and thicker. It is

587
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:32,440
Speaker 1: making it harder for these chemicals that otherwise would have

588
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:36,840
Speaker 1: killed them to penetrate their exo skeleton and thus melt

589
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:41,600
Speaker 1: up their insides. But they're so tiny mm hmm. They're

590
00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:46,960
Speaker 1: like if they're living breathing organism, and these things can

591
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:52,480
Speaker 1: harm us to that to to murder us. Yep, I

592
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:56,600
Speaker 1: mean the droplets are bigger than the bad bugs. Sure,

593
00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:59,640
Speaker 1: I'm listening. I'm not sure what point you're making, but

594
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:02,520
Speaker 1: I'm you know, what I'm saying is it ain't like

595
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:07,799
Speaker 1: if it's like if it's there, it's being breathed them,

596
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:10,600
Speaker 1: and you're this big. I don't give a funk how

597
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:13,160
Speaker 1: big is a shell? Is there a shell over your nose?

598
00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:18,600
Speaker 1: If you have a living breathing organism, it's going into

599
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:21,480
Speaker 1: your system, right, And so one of the things that

600
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:25,000
Speaker 1: they're saying is that, uh and and this goes to

601
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:27,240
Speaker 1: your earlier point, right. And this is where the research

602
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:30,000
Speaker 1: I think really takes a turn in your favor, is

603
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:32,920
Speaker 1: that if in keep in mind, so much of it

604
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:38,359
Speaker 1: already has, but a multimillion dollar industry is born from

605
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:42,640
Speaker 1: bedbug prevention that isn't d d T. The one thing

606
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:47,960
Speaker 1: that they could confirm was capable of killing bedbugs is

607
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:51,680
Speaker 1: now taken out. But then all these other industries are

608
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:54,239
Speaker 1: born where they start to convince people that if you

609
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:57,000
Speaker 1: buy this product, or if you invest in this thing,

610
00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:59,919
Speaker 1: or if you replace this thing with this thing you said,

611
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:03,000
Speaker 1: Lee can get rid of these bed bugs. And this

612
00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:06,840
Speaker 1: goes to your original idea that there's no way that

613
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:09,359
Speaker 1: they can actually confirm a lot of the things that

614
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 1: they're saying are killing the bed bugs in fact are

615
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:14,960
Speaker 1: killing the bed bugs even with all this information that

616
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:17,759
Speaker 1: you know, if you had a bed bug right now,

617
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:20,600
Speaker 1: would you buy a new man? If I had one

618
00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:25,560
Speaker 1: right this second, would you buy a new mattress? It's tough, man. Listen,

619
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:28,279
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you. It's pretty tough, and

620
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:31,080
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna get into some reasons why right now.

621
00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:34,279
Speaker 1: But it's some of what I found is pretty devastating.

622
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:36,839
Speaker 1: So here's the reality with bed bugs. The reason they're

623
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:40,040
Speaker 1: so difficult to kill is because number one, they lay

624
00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:45,239
Speaker 1: dormant for long periods, sometimes months, right and then on

625
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:48,480
Speaker 1: top of that, they only come out during certain hours

626
00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:52,480
Speaker 1: in the night. Okay, so the bedbug can like lay

627
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:55,800
Speaker 1: in the middle of your mattress undetected for a really

628
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:58,560
Speaker 1: long time and you'll never catch it. So in theory,

629
00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:01,760
Speaker 1: if I find a bed bug, I have to presume

630
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:06,200
Speaker 1: that my mattress could potentially be infested. Now I could

631
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:08,480
Speaker 1: take the time, because they do say that there are

632
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:12,080
Speaker 1: ways to kill bedbugs, right that, like through heat and

633
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:15,120
Speaker 1: through uh suffocation and all the different things that you

634
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:17,719
Speaker 1: can do to get rid of these bedbugs. I could

635
00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:19,839
Speaker 1: presume that maybe I do the work to get rid

636
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:22,440
Speaker 1: of them, or I could presume that I go to

637
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:25,120
Speaker 1: a mattress company and ask them to replace it. To

638
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:30,120
Speaker 1: your earlier point. Though, there's now something in dealing with

639
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:32,760
Speaker 1: the mattress companies where they pretty much are pretty open

640
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:36,239
Speaker 1: that like recycling. I think they call it, like mattress

641
00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:40,040
Speaker 1: rejuvenation or some ship is a fully real thing that

642
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:44,280
Speaker 1: like a reconditioned mattress is something that they basically claim

643
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:46,879
Speaker 1: is something you you know, they stripped down and they

644
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:50,759
Speaker 1: sterilize and they repurpose and sell to consumers and you

645
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:54,359
Speaker 1: buy it knowing it's a reconditioned mattress. But they keep

646
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:57,839
Speaker 1: those mattresses in the exact same places that they keep

647
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,799
Speaker 1: new mattresses it's not as if like this is kept

648
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:05,000
Speaker 1: in a separate area. So in theory, if these products

649
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:08,520
Speaker 1: are as ineffective as they seem to be at killing

650
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:11,640
Speaker 1: off the insect that is so hard to kill, in

651
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:15,440
Speaker 1: buying a new mattress, I am simply reinvesting in a

652
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:19,680
Speaker 1: new bedbug infestation, which I don't need. I'll go with

653
00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:26,680
Speaker 1: the ones I know. I'm just imagining Scrooge McDuck swimming

654
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:31,719
Speaker 1: in bed bugless money. Yes, he re sells you at

655
00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:35,960
Speaker 1: the higher price the mattress you used to have. It's

656
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:38,799
Speaker 1: it's devastating. There's an article I read that was on

657
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:43,000
Speaker 1: NBC News where they basically tracked this mattress company as

658
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:45,120
Speaker 1: they picked up a bunch of mattresses that were on

659
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:48,120
Speaker 1: the street, and before they picked up the mattresses, they

660
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:51,120
Speaker 1: checked each mattress for bed bugs. Found that one of

661
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:53,560
Speaker 1: the nine of them that they watched, these this mattress

662
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:57,320
Speaker 1: company pick up did in fact have a bedbug infestation.

663
00:42:57,600 --> 00:43:00,279
Speaker 1: They put it in the exact same pile as the

664
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:04,719
Speaker 1: other mattresses. So maybe they did in fact sterilize this

665
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:06,920
Speaker 1: and break it down and do everything they could to

666
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:09,520
Speaker 1: get rid of it. But the point that NBC news

667
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:12,440
Speaker 1: was making, and sort of the science behind it is

668
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:16,240
Speaker 1: there's no way of a percent guaranteeing that you fully

669
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:19,040
Speaker 1: have gotten rid of these things without like like cracking

670
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:22,480
Speaker 1: the motherfucker open and like picking it out one by

671
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:25,920
Speaker 1: one and so like, you don't know, you know what

672
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:33,160
Speaker 1: else business thrive about this big as plastic rep Yes, yeah,

673
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:36,879
Speaker 1: you had to wrap it before you consider it outside exactly.

674
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,280
Speaker 1: And that's one of the things that they talk about

675
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:43,399
Speaker 1: as like part of this multimillion dollar industry that that

676
00:43:43,719 --> 00:43:47,279
Speaker 1: came out of bed bugs. It's it's plastic wraps that

677
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:50,960
Speaker 1: they claim can keep bed bugs from penetrating your mattress.

678
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:53,680
Speaker 1: But one of the things that scientists say is that

679
00:43:53,719 --> 00:43:57,640
Speaker 1: bed bugs don't actually need to be in soft surfaces.

680
00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:00,440
Speaker 1: It's it's a ruse that they're selling you that like, oh,

681
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:03,120
Speaker 1: if you cover your mattress, you'll be straight, when in fact,

682
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:05,360
Speaker 1: bed bugs can live in the cracks in your walls,

683
00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:08,799
Speaker 1: they can live in the cracks in your mattresses, they

684
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:11,640
Speaker 1: can live in literally the cracks of the foundation of

685
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:14,520
Speaker 1: your floor. So even if you're able to get rid

686
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:18,360
Speaker 1: of the bed bugs on your surface, you can't guarantee

687
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:21,120
Speaker 1: you've gotten rid of them from your home entirely, or

688
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:24,880
Speaker 1: even worse, from the entirety of your apartment building. And

689
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:29,359
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't speak to the intellect of bed bugs, right,

690
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:33,839
Speaker 1: and I can't imagine them on the bed and they

691
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:37,839
Speaker 1: see you struggling mightily to wrap with that big as

692
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:41,279
Speaker 1: m hmm, classic wrap and they just go there like DAMG,

693
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:44,479
Speaker 1: I wonder what's gonna happen with that? Oh, they go

694
00:44:44,719 --> 00:44:47,759
Speaker 1: back into the crack until that new matches come in,

695
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:51,920
Speaker 1: unless you fumigate, unless ted X comes to your apartment

696
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:57,280
Speaker 1: and sprays the cracks or whatever. Ain' saying they all crooked.

697
00:44:57,800 --> 00:45:01,600
Speaker 1: You're saying that's one point of injury. I totally agree.

698
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:04,399
Speaker 1: Here's another scary thing that I think you brought up

699
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:09,360
Speaker 1: earlier was about the uptick that people saw in terms

700
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:14,880
Speaker 1: of pest management. So a recent bed bug pest control survey,

701
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:18,000
Speaker 1: this is them surveying the people who are in charge

702
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:21,040
Speaker 1: of pest control where they can. It was conducted by

703
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:26,480
Speaker 1: the National Pest Management Association, the mp m A. Apparently

704
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:29,719
Speaker 1: it's a real thing, but they found that bedbug infestation

705
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:33,320
Speaker 1: in the United States continued at a high at high rates,

706
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:38,120
Speaker 1: with nine seven percent of pest control professionals having treated

707
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:41,000
Speaker 1: for bed bugs in the past year, and that number

708
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:45,080
Speaker 1: is significantly higher than fifteen years ago, when it was

709
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:49,279
Speaker 1: only twenty a pest control professionals saying that they had

710
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:51,839
Speaker 1: treated bed bugs in the past year. So it went

711
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:58,040
Speaker 1: from twenty five to nineties seven in fifteen years. I'm no,

712
00:45:57,719 --> 00:46:05,279
Speaker 1: I'm but if my bank account went from to ninety seven, Yeah,

713
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:09,000
Speaker 1: I'm worried about bucks no more. Sure you got that money,

714
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:11,000
Speaker 1: got them? Got the Upper East album, We got that

715
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:15,359
Speaker 1: Jamaican anybody you got that? And now and now your

716
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:18,239
Speaker 1: kid has a weird accident. This is what we're all

717
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:23,200
Speaker 1: striving for. This is the America that capitalism builds. This

718
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:26,800
Speaker 1: is the danger that we're fighting against. Is potentially big

719
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:29,719
Speaker 1: Mattress and all of the corruption that they've cooked up

720
00:46:29,719 --> 00:46:32,520
Speaker 1: that affects our entire lives, not just the ones that

721
00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:39,840
Speaker 1: we we can see on the surface. If you will, yeah, okay,

722
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:41,840
Speaker 1: let me hit you with one last little piece of

723
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 1: information that blew my mind. One of the things that

724
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:48,960
Speaker 1: they specifically say about these pest management companies and sort

725
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:51,240
Speaker 1: of the bullshit that they're able to cook up around

726
00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:54,760
Speaker 1: bad bugs is because they can't guarantee that they're getting

727
00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:57,319
Speaker 1: rid of them. They start to offer all of these

728
00:46:57,360 --> 00:47:00,200
Speaker 1: alternatives for getting rid of them. So one of the

729
00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:03,279
Speaker 1: things that they started cooking up is, like we talked

730
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:07,400
Speaker 1: about the mattress covers. Another thing was bed bugs. Sniffing

731
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:11,279
Speaker 1: dogs is apparently a thing now, where like they say

732
00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:14,160
Speaker 1: that like they can train dogs to sniff out bed

733
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:17,160
Speaker 1: bugs in your home or in your mattress. But I

734
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:21,200
Speaker 1: started thinking, all right, if I'm a pest control company,

735
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:25,440
Speaker 1: either I number one, get a dog and train it

736
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:29,200
Speaker 1: to always smell bed bugs, whether they're there or they're not,

737
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:33,040
Speaker 1: because then I get to fumigate and charge you extra money.

738
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:36,919
Speaker 1: Or alternatively, I get a dog that can't smell shit

739
00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:41,960
Speaker 1: and charge you for bringing the dog in. And then

740
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:44,880
Speaker 1: the dog was like, I don't know, I don't smell nothing,

741
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:47,759
Speaker 1: and then you just stick with bed bugs and I

742
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:53,520
Speaker 1: still have to come and fumigate later. Or the dog okay,

743
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:57,440
Speaker 1: it's a dog sniffing that dog killing uh huh. So

744
00:47:57,920 --> 00:48:00,920
Speaker 1: so you know the dog just like, yeah, got big bucks.

745
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:05,640
Speaker 1: You're like, yeah, so okay, do something. I got fleas,

746
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:11,799
Speaker 1: So yeah, now player, I got my own problems. Matter

747
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:18,080
Speaker 1: of fact, you got fleas down too. Hey player, I

748
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:20,640
Speaker 1: ain't gonna lie to you. You got some more problems

749
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:22,560
Speaker 1: that you go. I have to deal with because I

750
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:24,600
Speaker 1: got I got bad news, and I got worse news.

751
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:30,240
Speaker 1: The bad news is the bites on your face are

752
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:33,320
Speaker 1: a bad Bucks. The good news or the worst news

753
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:35,520
Speaker 1: is you're gonna have some other bites on your face

754
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:40,800
Speaker 1: be bad bucks, They're gonna be something else. The terrible

755
00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:47,719
Speaker 1: news is I gotta go shaking out fleas. And the

756
00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:50,160
Speaker 1: heartbreaking news is I can't be here no more. Man.

757
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:51,799
Speaker 1: My owners said, I gotta get up out of here.

758
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:54,719
Speaker 1: So I'm gonnall ad you good luck with your little

759
00:48:54,719 --> 00:48:58,959
Speaker 1: infestation wolf wolf and all that piece out? Which which

760
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:04,600
Speaker 1: way is that decap? I got to go. I love

761
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:06,920
Speaker 1: that the dog can sniff out bad bugs, but you

762
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,360
Speaker 1: don't know which way the dick alp to stop it?

763
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:17,080
Speaker 1: The misdirection. It's too hard. You don't known. Man. Here's

764
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:19,239
Speaker 1: the last little bit that I'll give you. And this

765
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:23,520
Speaker 1: heart made me feel especially sad is that more often

766
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:27,280
Speaker 1: than not, when bed bugs are biting, when they're actually

767
00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:30,719
Speaker 1: like fucking people up with like those sort of infamous

768
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:34,160
Speaker 1: bedbug bites that you see all over people's bodies and

769
00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:38,840
Speaker 1: faces that is in fact coming from an a allergic reaction.

770
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:43,479
Speaker 1: That bed bug bites themselves don't show up very well

771
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:46,960
Speaker 1: the first couple of rounds for for the average person

772
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:49,799
Speaker 1: who isn't allergic to bed bugs. And so in a

773
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:54,239
Speaker 1: lot of cases, people can have bedbugs and never know it,

774
00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:56,600
Speaker 1: or at least not know it for a very long

775
00:49:56,680 --> 00:50:00,840
Speaker 1: time because they're not having an allergic reaction into the bites.

776
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:03,719
Speaker 1: So we all might have them. They might just all

777
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:07,080
Speaker 1: the little good night, let don't let the bad bugs,

778
00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:11,839
Speaker 1: might might just be part of the deal good sorry,

779
00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:16,880
Speaker 1: so genetically like you're not even aware because you're not

780
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:20,960
Speaker 1: allergic to him and I had it' isn't that crazy?

781
00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:29,720
Speaker 1: Between nineteen five I heard nothing of bad bugs from

782
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:33,480
Speaker 1: from me hearing that song as a child, as a toddler.

783
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:39,400
Speaker 1: Twenty it took twenty more years for it to return. Coincidence,

784
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:43,400
Speaker 1: I think, I think by your argument, it is in

785
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:47,160
Speaker 1: fact not a coincidence, and big bad bug is behind

786
00:50:47,239 --> 00:50:50,440
Speaker 1: this whole thing, and it's ultimately ruining our world. It's

787
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:53,759
Speaker 1: ruining everything. It was a sad time in Brooklyn, man,

788
00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:56,600
Speaker 1: because that's all people talked about. But then nobody wants

789
00:50:56,600 --> 00:51:00,480
Speaker 1: to talk about it because as you called, you call

790
00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:04,520
Speaker 1: me dirt. Yes, Yes, the shame, it's it's a very

791
00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:07,440
Speaker 1: shameful thing. And everything that I read is is it

792
00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:12,600
Speaker 1: says how important that shame is in selling these products,

793
00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:17,160
Speaker 1: that it's always about discretion and keeping things quiet. And

794
00:51:17,239 --> 00:51:19,880
Speaker 1: even though they can't prove that these products work, people

795
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:24,040
Speaker 1: grapple onto grabbing and buying these products because of the

796
00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:27,359
Speaker 1: possibility that maybe if I spread this stuff, or maybe

797
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:30,319
Speaker 1: if I fumiligate this way, or if I get you

798
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:32,840
Speaker 1: know this seat this dog who don't speak English to

799
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:35,399
Speaker 1: come into my home and sniff them out, I can

800
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:38,920
Speaker 1: avoid the shame of people realizing I am, in fact

801
00:51:39,239 --> 00:51:45,600
Speaker 1: a bedbug owner. Dude. The biggest people hoardering light, soul

802
00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:51,240
Speaker 1: and anti and disinfectant stuff. We're people who call COVID

803
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:55,600
Speaker 1: of hoax. Yep, it's like COVID to hoax. Yeah, but

804
00:51:55,719 --> 00:51:57,600
Speaker 1: it's people who don't think that, and I know how

805
00:51:57,640 --> 00:52:00,560
Speaker 1: to take advantage of it. M h. There it is.

806
00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:03,480
Speaker 1: This is all just a big scheme. We're gonna take

807
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:05,800
Speaker 1: one more break. We'll be back with more Clark Jones

808
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:35,000
Speaker 1: and more. My mama told me, and we are bad. Yeah,

809
00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:38,440
Speaker 1: We're back here with more like Jones, more of my

810
00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:42,399
Speaker 1: mama told me. We're unpacking the way that capitalism has

811
00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:45,800
Speaker 1: strategized ways to ruin every part of our lives, including

812
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:48,880
Speaker 1: our sleep. And now we're gonna play a game, Clark.

813
00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:51,719
Speaker 1: This is this is a fun game. I'm gonna introduce

814
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:53,520
Speaker 1: to you a very fun game that I think you're

815
00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:57,319
Speaker 1: gonna enjoy. Its call white lies. Ugly. You're disgusting. I'm

816
00:52:57,320 --> 00:53:01,320
Speaker 1: gonna kill you. Give me two hundred dollars. Okay, white lies.

817
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:04,440
Speaker 1: It's a very fun game in which I am going

818
00:53:04,520 --> 00:53:08,960
Speaker 1: to introduce to you a traditional white conspiracy, one that

819
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:12,640
Speaker 1: white people have supported to some degree for years now.

820
00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:15,759
Speaker 1: And I would love for you to unpack why you

821
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:20,759
Speaker 1: think this conspiracy is so important to white people. What

822
00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:23,360
Speaker 1: do you think they're holding onto? What are these sneaky

823
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:27,120
Speaker 1: motherfucker's up to? Do you know what I'm saying? Okay,

824
00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:29,920
Speaker 1: hell yeah, your conspiracy today. And this is my first

825
00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:32,759
Speaker 1: time hearing this one, but it's very exciting for me.

826
00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:38,759
Speaker 1: Your conspiracy today, uh comes from the movie Frozen. The

827
00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:43,399
Speaker 1: movie Frozen is where your conspiracy lives. But apparently there

828
00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:46,400
Speaker 1: are some people who believe I'm sure you've heard this before,

829
00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:50,560
Speaker 1: that that uh, Walt Disney froze his head, right that

830
00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:53,920
Speaker 1: when he when he died. There's a theory that Walt

831
00:53:53,960 --> 00:53:58,520
Speaker 1: Disney may have froken, had his head cryogenically frozen, so

832
00:53:58,560 --> 00:54:01,600
Speaker 1: that he could he could ring himself back in the

833
00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:06,200
Speaker 1: future at some point. Right. There are some people who

834
00:54:06,239 --> 00:54:10,800
Speaker 1: believe that the movie Frozen is in fact just a big,

835
00:54:11,520 --> 00:54:14,600
Speaker 1: a big ruse. It was written just as a way

836
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:18,279
Speaker 1: to throw off the algorithm on Google, so that when

837
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:21,920
Speaker 1: you type in Disney Frozen, the first thing that pops

838
00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:26,000
Speaker 1: up is not Walt Disney's frozen head. But it's in

839
00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:32,640
Speaker 1: fact this now multibillion dollar film and and subsidies and

840
00:54:32,719 --> 00:54:34,960
Speaker 1: all the things that were born out of it. My

841
00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:38,239
Speaker 1: question for you is why do you think white people

842
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:43,920
Speaker 1: are so invested in this conspiracy? Well? Can I say

843
00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:49,520
Speaker 1: a couple of things. First, Yes, this is probably true.

844
00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:54,279
Speaker 1: You gotta say why. You can't just leave it at that.

845
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Speaker 1: Ted Williams is crogenically frozen. M hmmm. The baseball player, um, Boston,

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Speaker 1: where you have spent a lot of time. I thought

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Speaker 1: you're gonna say where you're from, and I was gonna

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Speaker 1: fistfight you VI where you learn how to do comedy.

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Speaker 1: I don't. It's hard to say. Let me just say

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Speaker 1: to the white people who are holding onto this, like,

851
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Speaker 1: you don't need to freeze walk Disney like his racism

852
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:30,799
Speaker 1: is alive and well there's no there's no need. It's

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Speaker 1: like they're freezing them to say, oh, just in case

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00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:37,680
Speaker 1: we run out of racism. Oh, nobody imagined racism the

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Speaker 1: way that Walt Disney him. He had a whimsical approach

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00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:45,879
Speaker 1: makes it enjoyable. He wrote songs, He turned Mickey Mouse

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Speaker 1: into a caricature, did like it's it's fine, it's on

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Speaker 1: break part, it's on that new the racist Twitter. If

859
00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:59,960
Speaker 1: you holding onto it, you don't have to, it's it's fine.

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00:56:00,239 --> 00:56:03,680
Speaker 1: It's well, so yeah, I think that's why they like,

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Speaker 1: just like whenever we just need man me, I'm sure

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00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:17,279
Speaker 1: is somewhere is somebody locker literally right. So, so to

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Speaker 1: your point, this is them holding onto the whimsy of

864
00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:26,319
Speaker 1: like an antiquated racism and the belief that frozen was

865
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Speaker 1: somehow a protection against that is really just adding to

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Speaker 1: the mystique of Walt Disney and his his brilliance that like,

867
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Speaker 1: oh he planned that you know, eventually people would know

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Speaker 1: that his head was frozen and they would have to

869
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Speaker 1: protect his his identity or protect his choice via this film.

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Speaker 1: There's got to be a study on how many pages

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Speaker 1: deep people go on Google searches. Oh, it's gotta be

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00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:58,440
Speaker 1: like on average people. I think I've at most, I've

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Speaker 1: gone to like the eighth thing age, Well you've gone

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Speaker 1: crazy D. That is deep, right, Yeah, that's what I thought,

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Speaker 1: Like eight pages is kind of I forgot what it

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00:57:07,440 --> 00:57:10,319
Speaker 1: was for, but it was. Oh, I mean, you could

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Speaker 1: say it's born, this ain't a family show. You could

878
00:57:12,760 --> 00:57:16,960
Speaker 1: just say there's a there's a specific set of titties

879
00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:20,000
Speaker 1: that I I remember and I would love to see again.

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00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:23,720
Speaker 1: Adam twenty two from the No Jumper podcast got a

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00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:27,720
Speaker 1: video They used to be readily available. All of a sudden,

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00:57:27,760 --> 00:57:31,160
Speaker 1: every fucking everybody deleted it. It can't be found. You

883
00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:34,280
Speaker 1: can't even buy it. That's how that it is. So

884
00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:38,040
Speaker 1: I went a pages D and I still can't find it.

885
00:57:38,560 --> 00:57:42,120
Speaker 1: So I think, like, if you type Disney frozen by

886
00:57:42,160 --> 00:57:44,760
Speaker 1: the ninth page, you should come up with something or

887
00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:49,160
Speaker 1: just skip to three. Sure, I think, and this is

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00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:52,760
Speaker 1: what pr people are constantly. This is the whole point

889
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:56,600
Speaker 1: of their job is that the Google algorithm. Actually, they

890
00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:59,520
Speaker 1: say that at the point that it's on the second page,

891
00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:02,200
Speaker 1: it no longer is an issue for people that like,

892
00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:06,360
Speaker 1: literally nobody goes past the first page for their Google searches.

893
00:58:06,440 --> 00:58:08,320
Speaker 1: So what you really want is to just get the

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Speaker 1: ship off the front page, and you're pretty much good

895
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Speaker 1: no matter what it is, including, you know, freezing your

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Speaker 1: head or forcefully coming on a lady in a way

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Speaker 1: that she didn't want to, whatever it may be. What

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Speaker 1: if what if Love Disney's head was one of the

899
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Speaker 1: fake audiences, like the NBA bubble. This is the ABC

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Speaker 1: partnership that they agreed to. You're gonna have to put

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00:58:35,920 --> 00:58:40,840
Speaker 1: the froze a head front round, saluting Hitler, drawing, doing

902
00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:43,680
Speaker 1: all types of crazy walk duds and stuff. I would

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Speaker 1: love it if the frozen Walt Disney head was sitting

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Speaker 1: right next to Barack Obama when they forced him to

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Speaker 1: like give a motivational speech in the middle of the

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00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:54,520
Speaker 1: NBA bubble where he was like, hey, by the way,

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00:58:54,840 --> 00:58:57,600
Speaker 1: remember the vote fellas and shocks, sitting there nodding like

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00:58:57,680 --> 00:59:02,320
Speaker 1: he didn't understand what they time. He's underneath the Black

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00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:06,560
Speaker 1: Lives Matter symbol just put just Walt Disney, he didin't

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00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:09,160
Speaker 1: got no fingers, but he wants to flick you off.

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00:59:09,160 --> 00:59:11,600
Speaker 1: You better believe you can get right. He's just sticking

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Speaker 1: his tongue out at Black Lives Matter pin in hand.

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Speaker 1: But just listen. I believe now. I'm I'm sold that

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Speaker 1: Walt Disney froze and said too, You're good at conspiracy theories. Clark.

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Speaker 1: You did it. You really nailed being a psychopath with me.

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Speaker 1: And I appreciate that. I'm in the basement. Hell yeah,

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Speaker 1: so that part this was beautiful. Could you tell the

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Speaker 1: people at home where they can find you what cool

919
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Speaker 1: ship you have going on? Do I want it to

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00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:48,360
Speaker 1: after this? Uh? At the Clark Jones t e Clark

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Speaker 1: Jones on on on Instagram and Twitter. We have some

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Speaker 1: fun over there, man. This has been really, really a

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Speaker 1: good time. And I haven't store Classic Black Customs. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Clark does some some dope ship, customizing clothes and shoes

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Speaker 1: and making everything look fly and and uh yeah, y'all

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Speaker 1: shoot check them out. Check out his et C store,

927
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Speaker 1: listen to his insane theories, and then go buy things

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Speaker 1: from him on Etsy. And as always, you can follow

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Speaker 1: me at Lengthston Kerman and please, if you have any drops,

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Speaker 1: if you have any additional conspiracy theories, if you have

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Speaker 1: any voicemails that you would like to send us, you

932
01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:29,400
Speaker 1: can send all of that to my mama pod at

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Speaker 1: gmail dot com. I would love to hear from you.

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Speaker 1: And uh yeah, by Chips, racist money can't tell me