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Speaker 1: Jewbles dirty little secret. Hello, Hello, hey, what's up? You

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Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Hey? Uh. You know, whenever I would like let one

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Speaker 2: go or you know, flatulate, I would blame it.

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Speaker 3: On the kids or my wife. I'm like, oh my gosh,

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Speaker 3: did you hear that?

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Speaker 2: And it'd be my fault.

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Speaker 3: Well, then we got this little Chihuahua named Pup Pup,

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Speaker 3: and so that little dog would let one go and

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Speaker 3: it'd run away, and so I said, did.

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Speaker 2: You hear that? My wife's like, that was you guy.

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Speaker 2: That wasn't the chihuahua. That wasn't Pup Pup, that was you.

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, no, I'm serious. This dog farks and

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Speaker 2: runs away. Well then one day she.

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Speaker 4: Didn't believe me because I was always blaming.

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Speaker 3: The kids and everybody else for my flatulence.

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Speaker 2: Or one day when she was home alone, Pup let

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Speaker 2: one go and ran, you know, into the kitchen.

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Speaker 4: And it was so funny that little.

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Speaker 2: Dog would run every time it would part. It was

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Speaker 2: just the cute thing.

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Speaker 1: Say, dogs are just like their owners. So that dog

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Speaker 1: wasn't going to take great of that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, you guys, I just wanted to I was

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Speaker 4: going to use my dirty little secret was going to

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Speaker 4: be to be on the Jubil Show and give a

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Speaker 4: promo for my band, Theater of Secrets.

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Speaker 2: But I'm not going to do that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, good, I'm glad you didn't do that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you do, take care man, Thank you for your secret.

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Speaker 1: Hell bye bye? Hello, Hi, Hey, what's up? You have

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 2: I do.

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Speaker 1: I'm terrible. Okay. So I started dating this twenty nine

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Speaker 1: year old back in December, and I'm forty one. I

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Speaker 1: told him I was thirty five. Good, so he has

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Speaker 1: no idea. I told him because it's feel gross now

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Speaker 1: because it's gross, I just it's such a lie.

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Speaker 2: And now I don't know how to talk because it's

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Speaker 2: been so long, and I don't know, I just feel dirty.

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Speaker 1: What's all been dating for like six years? And he said,

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Speaker 1: I know you're actually no, no, no, only since December.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because that would make him not, oh very legal.

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Speaker 1: I was thinking that. I thought she said twenty oh

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Speaker 1: it's twenty nine.

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Speaker 4: Twenty nine.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, that's fine. What are you chirping about? You

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Speaker 1: brit me into it twelve years? It's not crazy, But

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I think you should just enjoy the ride.

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Speaker 1: And two birthdays, one for your family, were the right

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Speaker 1: numbers on the cake, and then you just only never

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Speaker 1: have a birthday around other people with him, that's all.

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Speaker 1: He let it slip, and he's like, what I told you?

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Speaker 1: What do you mean thank you for telling us your

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret? Of course, what's your dirty little secret?