WEBVTT - Lowest Ratings EVER! 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:02.360 Well, it's not cold in here. It is It is 0:00:02.480 --> 0:00:03.120 not cold. 0:00:03.279 --> 0:00:04.960 It is cold. I'm dying. 0:00:08.600 --> 0:00:13.280 Some boys watch sports. Some boys play sports. These two 0:00:13.360 --> 0:00:18.880 don't play. Yea, these two boys will save the pennies 0:00:19.280 --> 0:00:24.560 two by special kaya because they are living in a 0:00:24.720 --> 0:00:30.040 Cereal boat reviewing cereals? Is there gold, Scott and Andrew 0:00:30.160 --> 0:00:32.760 living in a Cereal boat? 0:00:32.920 --> 0:00:34.920 You're taking some new ones. 0:00:34.720 --> 0:00:39.000 And some oah, I'm gonna stop for now. Perfect great, okay, 0:00:39.000 --> 0:00:41.600 so enough of that. Yeah, all right, so welcome to 0:00:41.640 --> 0:00:43.880 Serial Killers. This is episode twenty seven. 0:00:44.080 --> 0:00:45.760 Oh my gosh, you know what that means? 0:00:46.159 --> 0:00:47.920 Twenty seven twenty seven? No, I don't. 0:00:47.960 --> 0:00:49.120 It's the twenty seven curse? 0:00:49.479 --> 0:00:50.519 What is that? Never heard of it? 0:00:50.840 --> 0:00:55.760 Kurt Cobain, Amy Winehouse, who's the famous Jimmy Hendrick? 0:00:55.800 --> 0:00:57.760 Should we just stop in this shop? We're gonna die? 0:00:57.840 --> 0:00:58.920 All die at twenty seven? 0:00:59.160 --> 0:01:01.720 All right, Well, we're both older than twenties. No you're not. 0:01:02.120 --> 0:01:02.680 How old are you? 0:01:02.760 --> 0:01:03.480 I'm twenty eight? 0:01:03.560 --> 0:01:06.960 Oh we're we're both older than twenty seven, so we're good. 0:01:07.040 --> 0:01:08.720 But I'm saying this is episode twenty seven, so this 0:01:08.760 --> 0:01:10.000 could be the ceial that kills. 0:01:10.240 --> 0:01:12.760 The last one. Right, Well, guys, thanks, for listening to 0:01:12.840 --> 0:01:16.119 Serial Killers. This is my episode twenty seven with a legacy. Yeah, 0:01:16.160 --> 0:01:19.200 we went out on top. It was nice. We're like Seinfeld, 0:01:20.120 --> 0:01:22.319 So classic er new How would you like to start 0:01:22.319 --> 0:01:26.319 this one, buddy boy? Classic? Good? All right, So I'm 0:01:26.319 --> 0:01:29.080 just gonna well, listen, I'm gonna call this one classic, 0:01:29.120 --> 0:01:30.680 and I'm gonna explain to you why. 0:01:30.959 --> 0:01:34.959 Oh I'm excited, Doctor Bright. 0:01:35.000 --> 0:01:36.600 So back in the eighties, there was a cereal from 0:01:36.680 --> 0:01:40.319 Quaker called Honey Graham Oh's. There were a bunch of 0:01:40.360 --> 0:01:42.960 varieties of Oh's cereals. There was an apple centamon, and 0:01:43.000 --> 0:01:46.120 there was a couple of different ones, and I didn't 0:01:46.160 --> 0:01:52.400 realize that they went away and Post now puts out Oh's, 0:01:53.080 --> 0:01:54.760 so it looks the same. Hold on, I'm gonna go 0:01:54.800 --> 0:01:59.120 into the cereal sack here, so you remember this box, 0:01:59.160 --> 0:02:01.360 but hold on, let me cover the post because it 0:02:01.440 --> 0:02:02.280 used to be Quaker. 0:02:02.840 --> 0:02:04.160 Yeah, I don't remember the cereal. 0:02:04.240 --> 0:02:07.600 You don't. Oh, okay, Well, anyway, it's post Honey Oh's now. 0:02:07.920 --> 0:02:11.000 And I've been reading online that people think they suck. 0:02:11.080 --> 0:02:13.160 They came back in like twenty seventeen or eighteen or 0:02:13.200 --> 0:02:15.440 something like that, and apparently are not like they used 0:02:15.440 --> 0:02:17.200 to be. I used to like the o's cereals. You 0:02:17.200 --> 0:02:19.040 probably didn't because I don't know what were you two? 0:02:19.440 --> 0:02:20.480 Your mom wasn't giving you? 0:02:20.760 --> 0:02:22.520 When when would I have had this? 0:02:22.760 --> 0:02:24.359 Well, I mean Donna may have been handing them to 0:02:24.400 --> 0:02:26.639 you in your little sippy cup and you could eat 0:02:26.639 --> 0:02:28.320 them with your fingers like cheerios. 0:02:28.720 --> 0:02:30.679 What's the catch with these? Like, what's the thing? 0:02:31.400 --> 0:02:34.720 Well, the thing is there's like good things in the middle. 0:02:34.960 --> 0:02:37.080 So basically it's an o and they's supposed to be 0:02:37.240 --> 0:02:38.000 stuff in the middle. 0:02:38.040 --> 0:02:39.639 But okay, I have something to say about it. 0:02:39.840 --> 0:02:41.520 Go ahead. It looks like bird food in the middle. 0:02:41.600 --> 0:02:43.760 Yeah, so what bothers me about circle cereal? And why 0:02:43.760 --> 0:02:46.280 you shouldn't put anything in the middle. Yeah, it looks 0:02:46.280 --> 0:02:47.079 like a toilet seed. 0:02:48.360 --> 0:02:48.800 It does. 0:02:49.000 --> 0:02:50.080 And now there's crap in the middle. 0:02:50.120 --> 0:02:53.800 There's little blonde poops in there. All right, Well, let's 0:02:53.800 --> 0:02:56.200 go and see if post actually did ruin the cereal 0:02:56.280 --> 0:02:57.920 or not, because I do remember what it tasted like 0:02:57.960 --> 0:02:59.800 back in the day. These o's are a little bit 0:03:00.240 --> 0:03:03.280 than I remember these. Yeah, these o's are bigger than 0:03:03.320 --> 0:03:09.720 these look like calamari. Oh no, they look like small calamarios. 0:03:10.560 --> 0:03:13.880 Hopefully they don't smell like them too. I mean, you know, 0:03:13.960 --> 0:03:16.240 they smell like your typical honey gram type cereal. 0:03:16.520 --> 0:03:17.680 They smell like the ocean. 0:03:18.639 --> 0:03:21.440 Hold on, I'm gonna for my ear up to them. 0:03:21.880 --> 0:03:23.720 The Mermaid Cereal is calling. 0:03:25.520 --> 0:03:29.600 All right, So post Honey O's, I'm just gonna say, 0:03:29.639 --> 0:03:32.480 I'm not excited for this. This seems bland, blah and 0:03:32.639 --> 0:03:33.919 like not into it. 0:03:34.240 --> 0:03:36.080 I don't think bland would be the word, because I'm 0:03:36.120 --> 0:03:38.400 sure there's some sort of taste. But let's check it out. 0:03:38.400 --> 0:03:40.480 I see. But all I can think now is calamari. Yeah, 0:03:40.520 --> 0:03:41.760 and it's gonna totally. 0:03:41.440 --> 0:03:46.240 Skew alright, toilet seats post post. 0:03:45.960 --> 0:03:54.520 Honey O's Cereal. I tased coconut, same right. Yeah, they're 0:03:54.640 --> 0:03:59.200 very crunchy, very crunchy, very sweet. I bet there's coconut 0:03:59.200 --> 0:03:59.480 in here. 0:04:00.160 --> 0:04:02.360 Not. I don't like about it. It has like a strong 0:04:03.000 --> 0:04:06.640 acidy taste to it, like it's very acidic. You taste that. 0:04:07.160 --> 0:04:09.040 No, it's a coconut. 0:04:09.560 --> 0:04:11.320 I'm not a fan. This tastes like something I'm gonna 0:04:11.320 --> 0:04:11.880 be allergic to. 0:04:13.000 --> 0:04:15.560 Oh there's molasses in it. Oh great, it's funny. I 0:04:15.560 --> 0:04:16.480 don't see coconut. 0:04:16.839 --> 0:04:19.680 I'm just picturing the person who's making this just standing 0:04:19.680 --> 0:04:21.919 over a vat of molasses, like micing. 0:04:22.000 --> 0:04:26.440 Ma'am, good, honeyos. It must be a really slow process, 0:04:26.600 --> 0:04:31.000 because you know it's slow as molasses. What I hate you? 0:04:31.120 --> 0:04:31.280 Did? 0:04:31.279 --> 0:04:34.640 You just spit an O on the microphone. Viamins have 0:04:34.720 --> 0:04:37.320 covered the whole microphone. There's vitamins and minerals in here, 0:04:37.440 --> 0:04:42.200 let's see. Hold on, there's ferric or the phosphate. 0:04:42.880 --> 0:04:43.680 I love that. 0:04:43.680 --> 0:04:48.640 That's a source of iron. Great. There's nia cinamide, love it. 0:04:48.800 --> 0:04:51.080 Vitamin B three? Why don't they just say vitamin B three? 0:04:51.480 --> 0:04:59.360 Zinc oxide, thiamin mono trait, that's vitamin B one, calcium panother. 0:04:59.480 --> 0:05:00.800 I don't want all this. I don't want to eat 0:05:00.839 --> 0:05:06.400 all these things. Pyrodoxine hydro chloride chloride, great, this is 0:05:06.400 --> 0:05:08.640 a hydrochloride, some sort of thing with the skull and 0:05:08.680 --> 0:05:10.919 crossbones on the front of the bottle, probably all right. 0:05:10.960 --> 0:05:11.840 And folic acid. 0:05:12.920 --> 0:05:15.920 I'm gonna give this one two bowls. 0:05:16.160 --> 0:05:17.719 I'm gonna go two balls in a spoon. I don't 0:05:17.720 --> 0:05:20.200 hate it. It's pretty decent. I like the coconut flavor, 0:05:20.240 --> 0:05:22.120 but there's no coconut in it, so I'm confused. 0:05:22.240 --> 0:05:25.279 And it's also a dense cereal. Like that's the best 0:05:25.320 --> 0:05:27.600 word I could use to describe it. It's a dense cereal. 0:05:27.839 --> 0:05:29.760 If you eat a whole bowl of this, you're gonna 0:05:29.760 --> 0:05:31.600 feel way down for the rest of the day and 0:05:31.760 --> 0:05:35.400 probably right. But on a plus side, the workout your 0:05:35.480 --> 0:05:37.359 jaw will get just chewing these things along. 0:05:37.640 --> 0:05:39.280 I do feel like I gotta work out now. I'm wondering. 0:05:39.320 --> 0:05:41.880 Is already honey in here? Yeah? There is honey, Okay, milk, 0:05:41.920 --> 0:05:47.000 corn and honey, palm oil, paprika. Everyone uses paprika extract. 0:05:47.520 --> 0:05:49.680 There's no coconut. It's weird. You know what, if you 0:05:49.720 --> 0:05:52.159 like coconut stuff, ye, try the cereal because it tastes 0:05:52.160 --> 0:05:54.000 like coconut. It is actually really coconuty. 0:05:54.080 --> 0:05:55.520 Yeah, so not the best. 0:05:55.600 --> 0:05:57.640 No, that was quick. I think. I feel like we 0:05:57.680 --> 0:05:58.919 got through the first one really fast. 0:05:59.040 --> 0:06:00.960 Well, I mean, there wasn't really much to say about. 0:06:00.800 --> 0:06:02.640 It, so let's take our time with the second one. 0:06:02.680 --> 0:06:04.520 All right, all right, do you have your research. 0:06:04.640 --> 0:06:06.000 I've compiled a list for this one. 0:06:06.040 --> 0:06:07.200 Oh thank you, doctor being you. 0:06:07.200 --> 0:06:08.719 Want to see the cereal first, let me show you 0:06:08.760 --> 0:06:12.640 the cereal. This is the new one. Okakay, we're both 0:06:12.680 --> 0:06:14.760 going to vomit. I'm just letting you know that ahead 0:06:14.760 --> 0:06:18.040 of time. It's going to be so disgusting. I don't care. 0:06:18.279 --> 0:06:20.479 I like, in my head already I'm saying I don't 0:06:20.480 --> 0:06:22.160 want to eat this, but I'm going to eat it. 0:06:22.200 --> 0:06:27.200 Because this one's actually a listener request as well. John 0:06:27.240 --> 0:06:29.760 Mike Law on Twitter told us that we had to 0:06:29.760 --> 0:06:31.640 try this. Oh boy, and I showed you a picture 0:06:31.640 --> 0:06:34.320 of it, I think, and you like gagged. But hold on, 0:06:34.360 --> 0:06:35.120 I'm gonna go into. 0:06:35.000 --> 0:06:38.520 The cereal sat Oh no, why do you do this 0:06:38.560 --> 0:06:39.520 to us? 0:06:41.080 --> 0:06:44.360 It's from the Captain Okay, all right, and it's it's 0:06:44.400 --> 0:06:47.640 Quaker okay, cotton candy, crist. 0:06:47.320 --> 0:06:50.800 Oh no, oh god. 0:06:51.600 --> 0:06:53.320 But it's a fun box. So look you can cut 0:06:53.360 --> 0:06:55.240 all this stuff out on the back and have carnival fun. 0:06:55.240 --> 0:06:57.800 And there's a strong man competition and a mystery match game. 0:06:57.839 --> 0:07:00.360 Look at look how much fun is going on here? Yeah, okay, 0:07:00.480 --> 0:07:02.520 gets trying to distract you from what's inside the box. 0:07:02.520 --> 0:07:04.440 If they're trying to take you into the closed off 0:07:04.480 --> 0:07:07.159 cereal van to take you away here, I've got games 0:07:07.160 --> 0:07:08.800 and cotton candy. 0:07:09.200 --> 0:07:10.840 Now I have to tell you and you will be 0:07:11.000 --> 0:07:13.320 shocked at this. I don't know if this is true, 0:07:13.640 --> 0:07:18.040 but I think cap'n Crunch has had the most varieties 0:07:18.280 --> 0:07:23.120 of any cereal ever, with more than forty five different 0:07:23.160 --> 0:07:26.880 varieties of Captain Crunch over its lifetime. Could you believe that? No, 0:07:27.440 --> 0:07:28.200 let me read you this. 0:07:28.200 --> 0:07:30.240 List all forty five Yes, I have to. 0:07:30.320 --> 0:07:32.720 I'll read it fast. And this is all courtesy of 0:07:32.920 --> 0:07:36.160 mister breakfast dot com. I love him, love him. Every 0:07:36.160 --> 0:07:38.480 cereal that's ever existed, He's got it on there and 0:07:38.520 --> 0:07:38.920 I love it. 0:07:38.960 --> 0:07:40.760 Wait, you're really gonna read all forty five years? 0:07:40.800 --> 0:07:44.840 I have to because it's remarkable, hil. So, of course, 0:07:44.880 --> 0:07:47.120 there's original cap'n Crunch in this cotton candy Crunch that 0:07:47.200 --> 0:07:51.200 we just talked about, in addition Beach Bash Crunch, Blueberry 0:07:51.240 --> 0:07:56.040 Pancake Crunch, Choco Donuts Crunch, Christmas Crunch, Galactic Crunch, Halloween Crunch, 0:07:56.040 --> 0:08:00.200 Home Run Crunch, Neutron berry Crunch, orange cream pop crunch 0:08:00.240 --> 0:08:03.280 that's probably one of your favorites, right, disgusting, Polar Crunch, 0:08:03.520 --> 0:08:07.360 Red White and Blue Crunch, Soccer Crunch, Vanilla Crunch, Airhead 0:08:07.440 --> 0:08:12.320 berry Crunch, Carmel popcorn crunch, carnival Berries, Choco Crunch, Chocolate 0:08:12.440 --> 0:08:16.680 Berry Crunch, Chocolate Crunch, Chocolate Peanut Butter Crunch, Cinnamon Crunch, 0:08:16.760 --> 0:08:20.800 Cinnamon Roll Crunch, Crunch, Berries Crunch, Treasures, Deep Sea Crunch, 0:08:20.960 --> 0:08:25.560 Freedom Crunch, Mystery Crunch, Mystery Volcano Crunch, Oops, All Berries, 0:08:25.720 --> 0:08:29.640 Peanut Butter Crunch, Punch Crunch, Race Car Crunch, Rugrats Go, 0:08:29.760 --> 0:08:33.960 Wild Berries Crunch, Sea Creatures, Berries Crunch, Smashed Berries Crunch, 0:08:34.240 --> 0:08:39.440 Strawberry Shortcake Crunch, Sprinkled Doughnut Crunch, Superman Crunch, Swirled Berries Crunch, 0:08:39.640 --> 0:08:44.000 Touchdown Crunch, Treasure Hunt Crunch, Triple Crunch, and very Berry Crunch. 0:08:44.840 --> 0:08:47.239 That's forty five. I'm sure there's. 0:08:46.960 --> 0:08:48.920 More from now on. I'm just going to add crunch 0:08:48.960 --> 0:08:51.839 to things and then you like, yeah, that's well, you 0:08:51.880 --> 0:08:52.920 do Nberry Slavor. 0:08:52.960 --> 0:08:54.160 That's why we say crunch at the end of the 0:08:54.160 --> 0:08:55.120 show because of the cap'n. 0:08:55.440 --> 0:09:00.080 Yeah yeah, yeah, oh well, in. 0:09:00.120 --> 0:09:02.880 Any event, that's that is just that's crazy to me. 0:09:03.000 --> 0:09:06.640 I want neutron berry crunch. First of all, you'll never 0:09:06.679 --> 0:09:08.440 see any of these ever again. I mean there's like, 0:09:08.480 --> 0:09:09.800 I think there's three or four of them that are 0:09:09.840 --> 0:09:12.760 currently out now. We did try the chocolatey berry Crunch. 0:09:12.800 --> 0:09:15.839 I went That's Go Wild Crunch, the movie from two 0:09:15.920 --> 0:09:16.840 thousand and three. 0:09:17.160 --> 0:09:19.120 I went to the premiere of that movie. Did you 0:09:19.160 --> 0:09:20.160 really what were you ten? 0:09:20.640 --> 0:09:23.520 I was? I was twelve, twelve or twelve, and I 0:09:23.559 --> 0:09:26.200 remember that was the first movie they were like marketing 0:09:26.360 --> 0:09:27.359 in smellovision. 0:09:27.920 --> 0:09:30.400 I remember that. Yeah, how funny. I didn't see it, 0:09:30.440 --> 0:09:31.000 but I remember that. 0:09:31.280 --> 0:09:32.520 There's you didn't miss much. 0:09:32.559 --> 0:09:33.800 There was a great song from that movie that we 0:09:33.880 --> 0:09:36.120 used to play a lot, which one. God, I don't 0:09:36.160 --> 0:09:38.599 remember the Rugrats. There was a rug Yeah, there was 0:09:38.600 --> 0:09:39.880 a Rugrats song that we played. 0:09:40.000 --> 0:09:42.520 All right, Oh the ting tang walla walla bing bang one. 0:09:42.600 --> 0:09:46.200 No, that was not a top forty song. It probably was. 0:09:46.440 --> 0:09:48.520 Oh yeah, I didn't even open it and you could 0:09:48.520 --> 0:09:50.680 smell it. Oh that's a lot. This is a lot. 0:09:50.840 --> 0:09:51.959 This is so artificial. 0:09:52.480 --> 0:09:52.840 I'm not. 0:09:52.960 --> 0:09:55.520 Oh yeah, I look at that big bald letters, artificially 0:09:55.559 --> 0:09:59.640 flavored sweetened corn and oat cereal crunch. It ties me, captain. 0:10:00.640 --> 0:10:04.080 No, no, the cereal gets a nook. 0:10:04.120 --> 0:10:04.960 How happy he is. 0:10:05.080 --> 0:10:06.080 It's good that he's happy. 0:10:06.120 --> 0:10:07.280 Look at his name tag. 0:10:08.080 --> 0:10:11.120 I feel like at this point the captin sold himself 0:10:11.280 --> 0:10:12.640 to some cereal. 0:10:12.360 --> 0:10:15.200 Devil he really has horred himself out. Oh yeah, forty 0:10:15.200 --> 0:10:18.080 five boxes? What a horn? Right, I even't even had 0:10:18.120 --> 0:10:22.760 forty five boxes? What hey, kids on the capin. 0:10:23.880 --> 0:10:25.600 Here's some crapberry crunch. 0:10:25.679 --> 0:10:28.720 Oh my god, well that's next. This stuff sticks? 0:10:30.640 --> 0:10:33.640 Oh oh no, it's just. 0:10:33.679 --> 0:10:35.720 Smells like frosting, berry frosting. 0:10:36.200 --> 0:10:38.760 It smells like con candy. So that's a huge plus, 0:10:38.760 --> 0:10:40.319 Like at least it smells like what it's going to 0:10:40.400 --> 0:10:42.400 taste like. But at the same time, the thought of 0:10:42.440 --> 0:10:47.400 putting milk on this doesn't sound good to me, Like 0:10:47.440 --> 0:10:50.120 nobody like it's like going to like I don't know. 0:10:50.160 --> 0:10:52.920 When I think of cotton candy, I'm thinking either getting 0:10:52.920 --> 0:10:56.120 it from like a sports game or going to a fair. 0:10:56.600 --> 0:10:58.959 I have an idea. Next time you get cotton candy 0:10:58.960 --> 0:11:00.800 on one of those cone sticks, you know, poke a 0:11:00.800 --> 0:11:03.079 hole in the middle, put some milk into the middle, 0:11:03.320 --> 0:11:05.240 and eat it as you drink milk. But this is 0:11:05.240 --> 0:11:06.120 where I was going with it. 0:11:06.200 --> 0:11:08.559 I'm like, it never would dawn on me to do that, 0:11:08.720 --> 0:11:11.800 And that's why I'm confused. Biff with sitting at a 0:11:11.800 --> 0:11:13.880 sports game and was like, I want milkause that can 0:11:13.960 --> 0:11:14.960 can't we tell you if. 0:11:14.880 --> 0:11:17.320 This is good. That could be a new carnival favorite. 0:11:17.320 --> 0:11:19.520 When we go to the Iowa State Fair, we could 0:11:19.559 --> 0:11:21.040 have cotton candy with milk. 0:11:21.240 --> 0:11:23.200 Well, is there such a thing as cotton candy milk? 0:11:23.640 --> 0:11:24.320 Is that like a thing? 0:11:24.480 --> 0:11:25.000 I hope not. 0:11:25.440 --> 0:11:26.960 You have kids, they don't do things. 0:11:27.480 --> 0:11:30.480 Cotton candy is the most artificial flavor. It's so gross, 0:11:31.160 --> 0:11:33.640 all right. Well, you know what, some people must like it. 0:11:33.640 --> 0:11:34.520 Obviously they made it. 0:11:34.559 --> 0:11:36.640 So once the milk is added, it has a whole 0:11:36.679 --> 0:11:39.040 new smell that doesn't smell good, you know. 0:11:39.040 --> 0:11:40.880 And I have to say I always tell my kids 0:11:41.040 --> 0:11:43.920 don't say things are gross or disgusting, because obviously somebody 0:11:44.000 --> 0:11:46.520 likes it. That's why they make it. So I just 0:11:46.800 --> 0:11:51.839 don't care for it. Andrew, I'm not your child, and 0:11:51.880 --> 0:11:54.000 this is gross. All right, let's see, let's take it. 0:11:54.120 --> 0:12:01.240 Here we go, not the worst, not good. 0:12:01.559 --> 0:12:04.839 It's strange. I'm gonna say that because my mouth doesn't 0:12:04.960 --> 0:12:06.800 know what to taste, right. 0:12:08.440 --> 0:12:10.800 That's the best point I think it could be said 0:12:10.800 --> 0:12:11.480 about this cereal. 0:12:11.600 --> 0:12:15.319 My mouth wants to taste cotton candy. I don't taste candy, 0:12:15.720 --> 0:12:17.880 what like cotton candy does? Right? 0:12:17.920 --> 0:12:20.559 So true, Then you're just left with whatever a crunchberry 0:12:20.640 --> 0:12:24.280 is with your your daughter thought a crunchberry was actual fruit. 0:12:24.440 --> 0:12:25.400 She did think it was fruit. 0:12:25.480 --> 0:12:28.280 Yes, so this is confusing to me because I'm just. 0:12:28.880 --> 0:12:32.400 I don't It has a very strange aftertaste, and and 0:12:32.679 --> 0:12:38.120 oh no, beat it. There's so much sugar today. It 0:12:38.360 --> 0:12:41.040 just it's it's my arm's tingling again. 0:12:41.480 --> 0:12:44.720 I think I think the cereal has some type of 0:12:44.720 --> 0:12:53.360 a rectile dysfunction. I'll give you, it's just not good. 0:12:53.559 --> 0:12:55.000 I give this a bowl on a spoon. 0:12:55.160 --> 0:12:56.920 I can't give it more than a ball. I get 0:12:57.000 --> 0:12:58.360 to give it a bowl. That said I wouldn't eat 0:12:58.360 --> 0:13:01.840 this cereal. I'm sorry, but I feel like you failed 0:13:01.840 --> 0:13:02.240 on this one. 0:13:02.320 --> 0:13:05.400 Maybe if I were really again high, yeah, this would 0:13:05.440 --> 0:13:07.800 be like, oh my god, I taste the can candy 0:13:07.840 --> 0:13:08.520 because I'm not. 0:13:09.000 --> 0:13:10.360 I mean, there's plenty on the list that I'd love 0:13:10.400 --> 0:13:12.400 to try. Like Vanilli crunch sounds really cool. 0:13:12.400 --> 0:13:16.880 No, no, oh, vanilla cereal doesn't sound appealing to me. 0:13:17.480 --> 0:13:20.760 It's the most honest, I love vanilla ice cream. Yeah, 0:13:20.800 --> 0:13:23.080 but again, boil it down and put it in like 0:13:23.520 --> 0:13:26.240 a shape like you saw in the Drumstick Cereal. We 0:13:26.280 --> 0:13:30.000 had a couple episodes ago I'm dizzy. Well again, this 0:13:30.120 --> 0:13:32.560 is your fault. No one is telling you. Did you 0:13:32.600 --> 0:13:33.559 eat the whole thing? 0:13:33.720 --> 0:13:36.000 Oh? No, I didn't. There's no way. 0:13:36.600 --> 0:13:37.400 This is too much. 0:13:37.520 --> 0:13:38.840 It really, I'm over it. 0:13:39.000 --> 0:13:41.160 You just left with a crunchberry and it's like again, 0:13:41.200 --> 0:13:43.960 the crunchberry has no taste. No one's going into a 0:13:44.000 --> 0:13:46.800 crunchberry cereal and being like, oh my god, the taste. 0:13:46.520 --> 0:13:47.040 Is so good. 0:13:47.280 --> 0:13:49.240 You go in for the artificial flavor. So when you 0:13:49.240 --> 0:13:52.120 wipe away the artificial flavor and just leave cotton candy, 0:13:52.200 --> 0:13:52.800 it's gross. 0:13:52.840 --> 0:13:54.600 What are you doing with your hands? I think I 0:13:54.720 --> 0:14:01.600 might fly. I'm gonna take off. Listen, I'm sweating hot. 0:14:01.600 --> 0:14:02.640 And here's a weird question. 0:14:02.760 --> 0:14:04.800 No, it's not because I'm wearing a jacket and it's 0:14:04.840 --> 0:14:06.679 the middle of the summer and I'm wearing a jacket. 0:14:06.880 --> 0:14:09.120 Oh here's a question. Yes, what's worse for you? The 0:14:09.200 --> 0:14:11.000 honey o's or the cotton candy crunch? Can you check 0:14:11.000 --> 0:14:11.800 the nutrition facts? 0:14:11.920 --> 0:14:14.320 I don't even know how to tell. They're both full 0:14:14.360 --> 0:14:19.640 of sugar. For one whatever, second ingredient sugar, second ingredient sugar. 0:14:19.880 --> 0:14:21.640 I don't know what's the worst thing in a fat 0:14:21.680 --> 0:14:24.400 sugar serving size? Cholesterol's no clutter, the serving size and 0:14:24.480 --> 0:14:26.680 chi one cup on honey ohs and one and a 0:14:26.760 --> 0:14:30.320 quarter cup on cotton candy crunch. I mean, I don't 0:14:30.320 --> 0:14:31.280 know what you want me to look at. You want 0:14:31.280 --> 0:14:33.120 me to look at the sugar check the calories. Which 0:14:33.160 --> 0:14:36.280 one's worse, Well, cotton candy crunch. No cotton candy crunch 0:14:36.320 --> 0:14:36.600 is better. 0:14:36.720 --> 0:14:37.600 That's hysterical to me. 0:14:37.720 --> 0:14:40.680 Yeah, so I don't know. I means it's not good 0:14:40.720 --> 0:14:42.240 for you. I know we're gonna have to do a 0:14:42.280 --> 0:14:44.640 bonus box. I gotta clean the palate, I gotta get 0:14:44.680 --> 0:14:47.080 it out, and I'm actually this is going to be 0:14:47.120 --> 0:14:50.960 a somewhat healthy box. I got it from the you know, 0:14:51.000 --> 0:14:52.760 the if you go all the way to the right 0:14:52.840 --> 0:14:55.520 of all the crab cereal, there's like the Kashi and 0:14:55.560 --> 0:14:58.000 all those other brands on the right. So I found 0:14:58.000 --> 0:15:00.000 this one on the right, and it is a national brand. 0:15:01.720 --> 0:15:04.080 The brand is Barbara's. I don't know if you've ever 0:15:04.120 --> 0:15:05.920 seen it before, Barbara's. 0:15:06.320 --> 0:15:07.280 She's that's a cereal. 0:15:07.400 --> 0:15:09.880 That's a cereal. It actually you can get it all 0:15:09.880 --> 0:15:12.400 across the country. They probably sell it actually in whole foods, 0:15:12.400 --> 0:15:14.760 but I would never shop at Whole Foods because no, 0:15:15.040 --> 0:15:18.880 but I'm gonna go down to the cereal sack. Puffins. 0:15:19.200 --> 0:15:21.040 I'm sure you've seen these before. You probably just didn't 0:15:21.040 --> 0:15:24.320 realize that Barbara made them. No, since nineteen seventy one, 0:15:24.320 --> 0:15:26.120 Barber's been in the cereal business, you know that? 0:15:26.360 --> 0:15:27.400 Is she just by herself? 0:15:27.520 --> 0:15:30.720 I think so she's a widower. I don't know. I 0:15:30.760 --> 0:15:34.200 have no idea. I'm sorry, Barbara the dorkest backstory. Well, 0:15:34.200 --> 0:15:36.480 it is the pill because it's the twenty seventh episode. 0:15:36.560 --> 0:15:40.280 Someone had to die true Barbara's husband. Alright, No, I honestly, 0:15:40.280 --> 0:15:42.200 I don't know. Barbara. She might be dead alive. I 0:15:42.200 --> 0:15:45.040 have no idea. Since it was founded in seventy one, 0:15:45.240 --> 0:15:47.120 she's probably not with us anymore. But I don't know. 0:15:47.480 --> 0:15:51.360 So they are grim They make multi grain version, which 0:15:51.360 --> 0:15:54.320 is gluten free regular cereal. Did you know that? Oh, 0:15:54.360 --> 0:15:57.160 I don't eat vegan stuff. It's vegan, it says in 0:15:57.200 --> 0:15:59.000 the box. All right, Well, I'm just gonna pretend I 0:15:59.040 --> 0:16:01.880 didn't see that. Puffins. I'll remind you while you're eating 0:16:01.880 --> 0:16:04.560 a project puffin. Oh, they like to save puffins. I 0:16:04.640 --> 0:16:08.000 like puffins. Barber's earth This is a very earthy earth friendly, 0:16:08.360 --> 0:16:10.840 save the world, don't kill the wells, all that kind 0:16:10.840 --> 0:16:13.960 of stuff circle which I'm generally not into. But because 0:16:14.000 --> 0:16:17.359 our buddy Anthony suggested that we have some healthy cereal. 0:16:17.240 --> 0:16:19.120 Yeah well this was one of them. 0:16:19.360 --> 0:16:20.960 This is not one of the ones that he pictured. 0:16:21.000 --> 0:16:24.240 But oh that bag opens really easy. So is that bad? 0:16:24.560 --> 0:16:26.200 I don't know. I feel like maybe it's not sealed. 0:16:26.200 --> 0:16:29.640 So well, it's a healthy, earth conscious cereal. So the 0:16:29.680 --> 0:16:32.440 bag is meant to just be. 0:16:32.360 --> 0:16:34.320 Because it just disintegrade, so it doesn't kill any fish. 0:16:34.360 --> 0:16:37.720 You're not killing any puffins with these bags today, all right, 0:16:38.800 --> 0:16:40.600 The look they look like they should have something in 0:16:40.640 --> 0:16:41.080 the middle. 0:16:42.880 --> 0:16:46.400 Here, take one, just take a puff in? Right. Oh yeah, 0:16:46.480 --> 0:16:48.680 it looks like there should be like filling in the middle, 0:16:49.040 --> 0:16:51.000 Like I like the smell. There should be chocolate in 0:16:51.040 --> 0:16:52.200 the middle or marshmellow filling. 0:16:52.680 --> 0:16:55.680 I know this is gonna sound really weird, but like 0:16:55.760 --> 0:16:59.600 smelling it. I picture like Barber's woodsy cabin. 0:16:59.400 --> 0:17:02.000 And she's like, I'm made to the cereal in her 0:17:02.040 --> 0:17:03.840 log cabin that she built with her bare hands. 0:17:04.000 --> 0:17:04.400 Earthy. 0:17:04.760 --> 0:17:08.560 Okay, so we're not gonna get cinnamon toa's crunch here, no, okay. 0:17:08.200 --> 0:17:10.199 But I'm in but you know what this feels like? 0:17:10.800 --> 0:17:12.919 Barbara made this puffin piece for me. 0:17:13.320 --> 0:17:15.480 Oh so she baked it for you? Oh yeah, okay, 0:17:15.720 --> 0:17:17.640 may be dead now, but in small batches. 0:17:18.119 --> 0:17:20.040 Barbara made a whole stockpile of the recipe. 0:17:20.119 --> 0:17:21.879 All right, you ready? Well, I hope you don't have 0:17:21.880 --> 0:17:24.880 any cotton candy on the spoon. It didn't change spoons 0:17:25.119 --> 0:17:25.960 one two think okay. 0:17:31.760 --> 0:17:31.800 Ugh. 0:17:35.520 --> 0:17:38.119 Even though it's a brand new fresh box that's good 0:17:38.240 --> 0:17:42.280 till twenty twenty, it tastes a good stale and somebody 0:17:42.280 --> 0:17:46.199 just dumped like we just did the cinnamon challenge. I 0:17:46.240 --> 0:17:51.159 can't breathe. Oh my god, I need work cotton candy cereal. 0:17:53.240 --> 0:17:57.040 This is wrong, Barbara, who ets this? Why would anybody 0:17:57.119 --> 0:18:00.640 want to be healthy? Oh? 0:18:00.720 --> 0:18:04.560