Speaker 1: Well, it's not cold in here. It is It is
Speaker 1: not cold.
Speaker 2: It is cold. I'm dying.
Speaker 3: Some boys watch sports. Some boys play sports. These two
Speaker 3: don't play. Yea, these two boys will save the pennies
Speaker 3: two by special kaya because they are living in a
Speaker 3: Cereal boat reviewing cereals? Is there gold, Scott and Andrew
Speaker 3: living in a Cereal boat?
Speaker 2: You're taking some new ones.
Speaker 1: And some oah, I'm gonna stop for now. Perfect great, okay,
Speaker 1: so enough of that. Yeah, all right, so welcome to
Speaker 1: Serial Killers. This is episode twenty seven.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, you know what that means?
Speaker 1: Twenty seven twenty seven? No, I don't.
Speaker 2: It's the twenty seven curse?
Speaker 1: What is that? Never heard of it?
Speaker 2: Kurt Cobain, Amy Winehouse, who's the famous Jimmy Hendrick?
Speaker 1: Should we just stop in this shop? We're gonna die?
Speaker 2: All die at twenty seven?
Speaker 1: All right, Well, we're both older than twenties. No you're not.
Speaker 1: How old are you?
Speaker 2: I'm twenty eight?
Speaker 1: Oh we're we're both older than twenty seven, so we're good.
Speaker 2: But I'm saying this is episode twenty seven, so this
Speaker 2: could be the ceial that kills.
Speaker 1: The last one. Right, Well, guys, thanks, for listening to
Speaker 1: Serial Killers. This is my episode twenty seven with a legacy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we went out on top. It was nice. We're like Seinfeld,
Speaker 1: So classic er new How would you like to start
Speaker 1: this one, buddy boy? Classic? Good? All right, So I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna well, listen, I'm gonna call this one classic,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna explain to you why.
Speaker 2: Oh I'm excited, Doctor Bright.
Speaker 1: So back in the eighties, there was a cereal from
Speaker 1: Quaker called Honey Graham Oh's. There were a bunch of
Speaker 1: varieties of Oh's cereals. There was an apple centamon, and
Speaker 1: there was a couple of different ones, and I didn't
Speaker 1: realize that they went away and Post now puts out Oh's,
Speaker 1: so it looks the same. Hold on, I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: into the cereal sack here, so you remember this box,
Speaker 1: but hold on, let me cover the post because it
Speaker 1: used to be Quaker.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't remember the cereal.
Speaker 1: You don't. Oh, okay, Well, anyway, it's post Honey Oh's now.
Speaker 1: And I've been reading online that people think they suck.
Speaker 1: They came back in like twenty seventeen or eighteen or
Speaker 1: something like that, and apparently are not like they used
Speaker 1: to be. I used to like the o's cereals. You
Speaker 1: probably didn't because I don't know what were you two?
Speaker 1: Your mom wasn't giving you?
Speaker 2: When when would I have had this?
Speaker 1: Well, I mean Donna may have been handing them to
Speaker 1: you in your little sippy cup and you could eat
Speaker 1: them with your fingers like cheerios.
Speaker 2: What's the catch with these? Like, what's the thing?
Speaker 1: Well, the thing is there's like good things in the middle.
Speaker 1: So basically it's an o and they's supposed to be
Speaker 1: stuff in the middle.
Speaker 2: But okay, I have something to say about it.
Speaker 1: Go ahead. It looks like bird food in the middle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so what bothers me about circle cereal? And why
Speaker 2: you shouldn't put anything in the middle. Yeah, it looks
Speaker 2: like a toilet seed.
Speaker 1: It does.
Speaker 2: And now there's crap in the middle.
Speaker 1: There's little blonde poops in there. All right, Well, let's
Speaker 1: go and see if post actually did ruin the cereal
Speaker 1: or not, because I do remember what it tasted like
Speaker 1: back in the day. These o's are a little bit
Speaker 1: than I remember these. Yeah, these o's are bigger than
Speaker 1: these look like calamari. Oh no, they look like small calamarios.
Speaker 1: Hopefully they don't smell like them too. I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: they smell like your typical honey gram type cereal.
Speaker 2: They smell like the ocean.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I'm gonna for my ear up to them.
Speaker 1: The Mermaid Cereal is calling.
Speaker 2: All right, So post Honey O's, I'm just gonna say,
Speaker 2: I'm not excited for this. This seems bland, blah and
Speaker 2: like not into it.
Speaker 1: I don't think bland would be the word, because I'm
Speaker 1: sure there's some sort of taste. But let's check it out.
Speaker 1: I see. But all I can think now is calamari. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it's gonna totally.
Speaker 2: Skew alright, toilet seats post post.
Speaker 1: Honey O's Cereal. I tased coconut, same right. Yeah, they're
Speaker 1: very crunchy, very crunchy, very sweet. I bet there's coconut
Speaker 1: in here.
Speaker 2: Not. I don't like about it. It has like a strong
Speaker 2: acidy taste to it, like it's very acidic. You taste that.
Speaker 1: No, it's a coconut.
Speaker 2: I'm not a fan. This tastes like something I'm gonna
Speaker 2: be allergic to.
Speaker 1: Oh there's molasses in it. Oh great, it's funny. I
Speaker 1: don't see coconut.
Speaker 2: I'm just picturing the person who's making this just standing
Speaker 2: over a vat of molasses, like micing.
Speaker 1: Ma'am, good, honeyos. It must be a really slow process,
Speaker 1: because you know it's slow as molasses. What I hate you?
Speaker 2: Did?
Speaker 1: You just spit an O on the microphone. Viamins have
Speaker 1: covered the whole microphone. There's vitamins and minerals in here,
Speaker 1: let's see. Hold on, there's ferric or the phosphate.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 1: That's a source of iron. Great. There's nia cinamide, love it.
Speaker 1: Vitamin B three? Why don't they just say vitamin B three?
Speaker 1: Zinc oxide, thiamin mono trait, that's vitamin B one, calcium panother.
Speaker 1: I don't want all this. I don't want to eat
Speaker 1: all these things. Pyrodoxine hydro chloride chloride, great, this is
Speaker 1: a hydrochloride, some sort of thing with the skull and
Speaker 1: crossbones on the front of the bottle, probably all right.
Speaker 1: And folic acid.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give this one two bowls.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go two balls in a spoon. I don't
Speaker 1: hate it. It's pretty decent. I like the coconut flavor,
Speaker 1: but there's no coconut in it, so I'm confused.
Speaker 2: And it's also a dense cereal. Like that's the best
Speaker 2: word I could use to describe it. It's a dense cereal.
Speaker 2: If you eat a whole bowl of this, you're gonna
Speaker 2: feel way down for the rest of the day and
Speaker 2: probably right. But on a plus side, the workout your
Speaker 2: jaw will get just chewing these things along.
Speaker 1: I do feel like I gotta work out now. I'm wondering.
Speaker 1: Is already honey in here? Yeah? There is honey, Okay, milk,
Speaker 1: corn and honey, palm oil, paprika. Everyone uses paprika extract.
Speaker 1: There's no coconut. It's weird. You know what, if you
Speaker 1: like coconut stuff, ye, try the cereal because it tastes
Speaker 1: like coconut. It is actually really coconuty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so not the best.
Speaker 1: No, that was quick. I think. I feel like we
Speaker 1: got through the first one really fast.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, there wasn't really much to say about.
Speaker 1: It, so let's take our time with the second one.
Speaker 2: All right, all right, do you have your research.
Speaker 1: I've compiled a list for this one.
Speaker 2: Oh thank you, doctor being you.
Speaker 1: Want to see the cereal first, let me show you
Speaker 1: the cereal. This is the new one. Okakay, we're both
Speaker 1: going to vomit. I'm just letting you know that ahead
Speaker 1: of time. It's going to be so disgusting. I don't care.
Speaker 1: I like, in my head already I'm saying I don't
Speaker 1: want to eat this, but I'm going to eat it.
Speaker 1: Because this one's actually a listener request as well. John
Speaker 1: Mike Law on Twitter told us that we had to
Speaker 1: try this. Oh boy, and I showed you a picture
Speaker 1: of it, I think, and you like gagged. But hold on,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go into.
Speaker 2: The cereal sat Oh no, why do you do this
Speaker 2: to us?
Speaker 1: It's from the Captain Okay, all right, and it's it's
Speaker 1: Quaker okay, cotton candy, crist.
Speaker 2: Oh no, oh god.
Speaker 1: But it's a fun box. So look you can cut
Speaker 1: all this stuff out on the back and have carnival fun.
Speaker 1: And there's a strong man competition and a mystery match game.
Speaker 1: Look at look how much fun is going on here? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: gets trying to distract you from what's inside the box.
Speaker 2: If they're trying to take you into the closed off
Speaker 2: cereal van to take you away here, I've got games
Speaker 2: and cotton candy.
Speaker 1: Now I have to tell you and you will be
Speaker 1: shocked at this. I don't know if this is true,
Speaker 1: but I think cap'n Crunch has had the most varieties
Speaker 1: of any cereal ever, with more than forty five different
Speaker 1: varieties of Captain Crunch over its lifetime. Could you believe that? No,
Speaker 1: let me read you this.
Speaker 2: List all forty five Yes, I have to.
Speaker 1: I'll read it fast. And this is all courtesy of
Speaker 1: mister breakfast dot com. I love him, love him. Every
Speaker 1: cereal that's ever existed, He's got it on there and
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: Wait, you're really gonna read all forty five years?
Speaker 1: I have to because it's remarkable, hil. So, of course,
Speaker 1: there's original cap'n Crunch in this cotton candy Crunch that
Speaker 1: we just talked about, in addition Beach Bash Crunch, Blueberry
Speaker 1: Pancake Crunch, Choco Donuts Crunch, Christmas Crunch, Galactic Crunch, Halloween Crunch,
Speaker 1: Home Run Crunch, Neutron berry Crunch, orange cream pop crunch
Speaker 1: that's probably one of your favorites, right, disgusting, Polar Crunch,
Speaker 1: Red White and Blue Crunch, Soccer Crunch, Vanilla Crunch, Airhead
Speaker 1: berry Crunch, Carmel popcorn crunch, carnival Berries, Choco Crunch, Chocolate
Speaker 1: Berry Crunch, Chocolate Crunch, Chocolate Peanut Butter Crunch, Cinnamon Crunch,
Speaker 1: Cinnamon Roll Crunch, Crunch, Berries Crunch, Treasures, Deep Sea Crunch,
Speaker 1: Freedom Crunch, Mystery Crunch, Mystery Volcano Crunch, Oops, All Berries,
Speaker 1: Peanut Butter Crunch, Punch Crunch, Race Car Crunch, Rugrats Go,
Speaker 1: Wild Berries Crunch, Sea Creatures, Berries Crunch, Smashed Berries Crunch,
Speaker 1: Strawberry Shortcake Crunch, Sprinkled Doughnut Crunch, Superman Crunch, Swirled Berries Crunch,
Speaker 1: Touchdown Crunch, Treasure Hunt Crunch, Triple Crunch, and very Berry Crunch.
Speaker 1: That's forty five. I'm sure there's.
Speaker 2: More from now on. I'm just going to add crunch
Speaker 2: to things and then you like, yeah, that's well, you
Speaker 2: do Nberry Slavor.
Speaker 1: That's why we say crunch at the end of the
Speaker 1: show because of the cap'n.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, oh well, in.
Speaker 1: Any event, that's that is just that's crazy to me.
Speaker 1: I want neutron berry crunch. First of all, you'll never
Speaker 1: see any of these ever again. I mean there's like,
Speaker 1: I think there's three or four of them that are
Speaker 1: currently out now. We did try the chocolatey berry Crunch.
Speaker 2: I went That's Go Wild Crunch, the movie from two
Speaker 2: thousand and three.
Speaker 1: I went to the premiere of that movie. Did you
Speaker 1: really what were you ten?
Speaker 2: I was? I was twelve, twelve or twelve, and I
Speaker 2: remember that was the first movie they were like marketing
Speaker 2: in smellovision.
Speaker 1: I remember that. Yeah, how funny. I didn't see it,
Speaker 1: but I remember that.
Speaker 2: There's you didn't miss much.
Speaker 1: There was a great song from that movie that we
Speaker 1: used to play a lot, which one. God, I don't
Speaker 1: remember the Rugrats. There was a rug Yeah, there was
Speaker 1: a Rugrats song that we played.
Speaker 2: All right, Oh the ting tang walla walla bing bang one.
Speaker 1: No, that was not a top forty song. It probably was.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I didn't even open it and you could
Speaker 1: smell it. Oh that's a lot. This is a lot.
Speaker 1: This is so artificial.
Speaker 2: I'm not.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I look at that big bald letters, artificially
Speaker 1: flavored sweetened corn and oat cereal crunch. It ties me, captain.
Speaker 2: No, no, the cereal gets a nook.
Speaker 1: How happy he is.
Speaker 2: It's good that he's happy.
Speaker 1: Look at his name tag.
Speaker 2: I feel like at this point the captin sold himself
Speaker 2: to some cereal.
Speaker 1: Devil he really has horred himself out. Oh yeah, forty
Speaker 1: five boxes? What a horn? Right, I even't even had
Speaker 1: forty five boxes? What hey, kids on the capin.
Speaker 2: Here's some crapberry crunch.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, well that's next. This stuff sticks?
Speaker 2: Oh oh no, it's just.
Speaker 1: Smells like frosting, berry frosting.
Speaker 2: It smells like con candy. So that's a huge plus,
Speaker 2: Like at least it smells like what it's going to
Speaker 2: taste like. But at the same time, the thought of
Speaker 2: putting milk on this doesn't sound good to me, Like
Speaker 2: nobody like it's like going to like I don't know.
Speaker 2: When I think of cotton candy, I'm thinking either getting
Speaker 2: it from like a sports game or going to a fair.
Speaker 1: I have an idea. Next time you get cotton candy
Speaker 1: on one of those cone sticks, you know, poke a
Speaker 1: hole in the middle, put some milk into the middle,
Speaker 1: and eat it as you drink milk. But this is
Speaker 1: where I was going with it.
Speaker 2: I'm like, it never would dawn on me to do that,
Speaker 2: And that's why I'm confused. Biff with sitting at a
Speaker 2: sports game and was like, I want milkause that can
Speaker 2: can't we tell you if.
Speaker 1: This is good. That could be a new carnival favorite.
Speaker 1: When we go to the Iowa State Fair, we could
Speaker 1: have cotton candy with milk.
Speaker 2: Well, is there such a thing as cotton candy milk?
Speaker 2: Is that like a thing?
Speaker 1: I hope not.
Speaker 2: You have kids, they don't do things.
Speaker 1: Cotton candy is the most artificial flavor. It's so gross,
Speaker 1: all right. Well, you know what, some people must like it.
Speaker 1: Obviously they made it.
Speaker 2: So once the milk is added, it has a whole
Speaker 2: new smell that doesn't smell good, you know.
Speaker 1: And I have to say I always tell my kids
Speaker 1: don't say things are gross or disgusting, because obviously somebody
Speaker 1: likes it. That's why they make it. So I just
Speaker 1: don't care for it. Andrew, I'm not your child, and
Speaker 1: this is gross. All right, let's see, let's take it.
Speaker 2: Here we go, not the worst, not good.
Speaker 1: It's strange. I'm gonna say that because my mouth doesn't
Speaker 1: know what to taste, right.
Speaker 2: That's the best point I think it could be said
Speaker 2: about this cereal.
Speaker 1: My mouth wants to taste cotton candy. I don't taste candy,
Speaker 1: what like cotton candy does? Right?
Speaker 2: So true, Then you're just left with whatever a crunchberry
Speaker 2: is with your your daughter thought a crunchberry was actual fruit.
Speaker 1: She did think it was fruit.
Speaker 2: Yes, so this is confusing to me because I'm just.
Speaker 1: I don't It has a very strange aftertaste, and and
Speaker 1: oh no, beat it. There's so much sugar today. It
Speaker 1: just it's it's my arm's tingling again.
Speaker 2: I think I think the cereal has some type of
Speaker 2: a rectile dysfunction. I'll give you, it's just not good.
Speaker 2: I give this a bowl on a spoon.
Speaker 1: I can't give it more than a ball. I get
Speaker 1: to give it a bowl. That said I wouldn't eat
Speaker 1: this cereal. I'm sorry, but I feel like you failed
Speaker 1: on this one.
Speaker 2: Maybe if I were really again high, yeah, this would
Speaker 2: be like, oh my god, I taste the can candy
Speaker 2: because I'm not.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's plenty on the list that I'd love
Speaker 1: to try. Like Vanilli crunch sounds really cool.
Speaker 2: No, no, oh, vanilla cereal doesn't sound appealing to me.
Speaker 2: It's the most honest, I love vanilla ice cream. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but again, boil it down and put it in like
Speaker 2: a shape like you saw in the Drumstick Cereal. We
Speaker 2: had a couple episodes ago I'm dizzy. Well again, this
Speaker 2: is your fault. No one is telling you. Did you
Speaker 2: eat the whole thing?
Speaker 1: Oh? No, I didn't. There's no way.
Speaker 2: This is too much.
Speaker 1: It really, I'm over it.
Speaker 2: You just left with a crunchberry and it's like again,
Speaker 2: the crunchberry has no taste. No one's going into a
Speaker 2: crunchberry cereal and being like, oh my god, the taste.
Speaker 1: Is so good.
Speaker 2: You go in for the artificial flavor. So when you
Speaker 2: wipe away the artificial flavor and just leave cotton candy,
Speaker 2: it's gross.
Speaker 1: What are you doing with your hands? I think I
Speaker 1: might fly. I'm gonna take off. Listen, I'm sweating hot.
Speaker 1: And here's a weird question.
Speaker 2: No, it's not because I'm wearing a jacket and it's
Speaker 2: the middle of the summer and I'm wearing a jacket.
Speaker 2: Oh here's a question. Yes, what's worse for you? The
Speaker 2: honey o's or the cotton candy crunch? Can you check
Speaker 2: the nutrition facts?
Speaker 1: I don't even know how to tell. They're both full
Speaker 1: of sugar. For one whatever, second ingredient sugar, second ingredient sugar.
Speaker 1: I don't know what's the worst thing in a fat
Speaker 1: sugar serving size? Cholesterol's no clutter, the serving size and
Speaker 1: chi one cup on honey ohs and one and a
Speaker 1: quarter cup on cotton candy crunch. I mean, I don't
Speaker 1: know what you want me to look at. You want
Speaker 1: me to look at the sugar check the calories. Which
Speaker 1: one's worse, Well, cotton candy crunch. No cotton candy crunch
Speaker 1: is better.
Speaker 2: That's hysterical to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I don't know. I means it's not good
Speaker 1: for you. I know we're gonna have to do a
Speaker 1: bonus box. I gotta clean the palate, I gotta get
Speaker 1: it out, and I'm actually this is going to be
Speaker 1: a somewhat healthy box. I got it from the you know,
Speaker 1: the if you go all the way to the right
Speaker 1: of all the crab cereal, there's like the Kashi and
Speaker 1: all those other brands on the right. So I found
Speaker 1: this one on the right, and it is a national brand.
Speaker 1: The brand is Barbara's. I don't know if you've ever
Speaker 1: seen it before, Barbara's.
Speaker 2: She's that's a cereal.
Speaker 1: That's a cereal. It actually you can get it all
Speaker 1: across the country. They probably sell it actually in whole foods,
Speaker 1: but I would never shop at Whole Foods because no,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna go down to the cereal sack. Puffins.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you've seen these before. You probably just didn't
Speaker 1: realize that Barbara made them. No, since nineteen seventy one,
Speaker 1: Barber's been in the cereal business, you know that?
Speaker 2: Is she just by herself?
Speaker 1: I think so she's a widower. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: have no idea. I'm sorry, Barbara the dorkest backstory. Well,
Speaker 1: it is the pill because it's the twenty seventh episode.
Speaker 1: Someone had to die true Barbara's husband. Alright, No, I honestly,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Barbara. She might be dead alive. I
Speaker 1: have no idea. Since it was founded in seventy one,
Speaker 1: she's probably not with us anymore. But I don't know.
Speaker 1: So they are grim They make multi grain version, which
Speaker 1: is gluten free regular cereal. Did you know that? Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't eat vegan stuff. It's vegan, it says in
Speaker 1: the box. All right, Well, I'm just gonna pretend I
Speaker 1: didn't see that. Puffins. I'll remind you while you're eating
Speaker 1: a project puffin. Oh, they like to save puffins. I
Speaker 1: like puffins. Barber's earth This is a very earthy earth friendly,
Speaker 1: save the world, don't kill the wells, all that kind
Speaker 1: of stuff circle which I'm generally not into. But because
Speaker 1: our buddy Anthony suggested that we have some healthy cereal.
Speaker 2: Yeah well this was one of them.
Speaker 1: This is not one of the ones that he pictured.
Speaker 1: But oh that bag opens really easy. So is that bad?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like maybe it's not sealed.
Speaker 2: So well, it's a healthy, earth conscious cereal. So the
Speaker 2: bag is meant to just be.
Speaker 1: Because it just disintegrade, so it doesn't kill any fish.
Speaker 2: You're not killing any puffins with these bags today, all right,
Speaker 2: The look they look like they should have something in
Speaker 2: the middle.
Speaker 1: Here, take one, just take a puff in? Right. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: it looks like there should be like filling in the middle,
Speaker 1: Like I like the smell. There should be chocolate in
Speaker 1: the middle or marshmellow filling.
Speaker 2: I know this is gonna sound really weird, but like
Speaker 2: smelling it. I picture like Barber's woodsy cabin.
Speaker 1: And she's like, I'm made to the cereal in her
Speaker 1: log cabin that she built with her bare hands.
Speaker 2: Earthy.
Speaker 1: Okay, so we're not gonna get cinnamon toa's crunch here, no, okay.
Speaker 2: But I'm in but you know what this feels like?
Speaker 2: Barbara made this puffin piece for me.
Speaker 1: Oh so she baked it for you? Oh yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: may be dead now, but in small batches.
Speaker 2: Barbara made a whole stockpile of the recipe.
Speaker 1: All right, you ready? Well, I hope you don't have
Speaker 1: any cotton candy on the spoon. It didn't change spoons
Speaker 1: one two think okay.
Speaker 2: Ugh.
Speaker 1: Even though it's a brand new fresh box that's good
Speaker 1: till twenty twenty, it tastes a good stale and somebody
Speaker 1: just dumped like we just did the cinnamon challenge. I
Speaker 1: can't breathe. Oh my god, I need work cotton candy cereal.
Speaker 1: This is wrong, Barbara, who ets this? Why would anybody
Speaker 1: want to be healthy? Oh?
Speaker 2: It just tastes like an entire cinnamon stick? Like who
Speaker 2: shoes on this?
Speaker 1: This is so awful? Are they supposed to be crunchy?
Speaker 2: And again, going back to that earthy taste I was
Speaker 2: talking about, it tastes like someone literally picked up a
Speaker 2: chunk of grass and then put cinnamon on top of
Speaker 2: it and was like, would you like this?
Speaker 1: An old woman named Barbara would make this. It's like
Speaker 1: fresh baked out of the oven because it's soft, it's
Speaker 1: not crunchy. No, bye, Barbara, I'm gonna give you a spoon.
Speaker 1: At you get a spoon. Wait, I'm gonna try again.
Speaker 1: Go ahead. Maybe the milk softened it up a breah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, maybe softer. It'll taste better.
Speaker 1: No, it tastes like the woods.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: I can't believe we just ate more, Barbara, you bath there?
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, Oh my god. Wow, wait look at it.
Speaker 1: Look there's a whole spoonful of cinnamon on the back.
Speaker 2: You shouldn't.
Speaker 1: I don't like this at all.
Speaker 2: While saving one little tree may not seem to be
Speaker 2: a big deal, Barbara's knows it's the little things that
Speaker 2: can add up to a bigger impact.
Speaker 1: Huh yeah, in my ass, that's terrible.
Speaker 2: Barbara's was founded by a teenager who believed that cereal
Speaker 2: could be made with the most wholesome ingredients and just
Speaker 2: enough sweetness to make it tasty to kids.
Speaker 1: Well, here's the thing. If she was a teenager in
Speaker 1: nineteen seventy one, she's probably still alive. So let's go
Speaker 1: find her and shove some cotton candy cap'n crunched out
Speaker 1: of his face.
Speaker 2: If Barbara is saying she was a teenager when she
Speaker 2: made this. Did she Benjamin button it? And she's actually
Speaker 2: like a seventy year old woman in a teenager's body.
Speaker 2: Hilarious because there's no way like someone in the seventies
Speaker 2: or eighties, because most of these cereals that were eating
Speaker 2: were founded in the seventies and eighties, and they're full
Speaker 2: of sugar. Barbara must have been from the twenties. Just
Speaker 2: had a young face and was like, kyah, I'm a teen.
Speaker 1: I also never saw Benjamin button.
Speaker 2: He ages backwards.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I got so.
Speaker 2: He starts off like he's out of the womb.
Speaker 1: Wait.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he comes out of the womb as like an
Speaker 2: old guy.
Speaker 1: Then he ate right, Okay, I have a giant chunk
Speaker 1: of cinnamon just sitting in the back of my throat.
Speaker 1: It's only five grams of sugar. That's why it's so awful.
Speaker 2: It's disgusting.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, here you go. This is like one
Speaker 1: of the first cereals where sugar is not the second ingredient.
Speaker 2: I give this a bowl.
Speaker 1: Okay, not good? Oh wait a second. This is manufactured
Speaker 1: for the Weeda Bix company. Now Weeda Bix is a
Speaker 1: cereal that I see in the supermarket. It's on the
Speaker 1: healthy side. I'm gonna bring that in. We're gonna try
Speaker 1: that one because I see it all the time. It's
Speaker 1: a product of Canada, freaking Canadians, Canadian Barbara. All right,
Speaker 1: so a spoon for me and a bowl from you.
Speaker 2: But let's see there's other flavors.
Speaker 1: I read them already. You weren't listening, Oh you did?
Speaker 2: Yeah, multi green original and peanut butter.
Speaker 1: So that was a feil? Can I just say the
Speaker 1: peanut butter one? I had it in my hand.
Speaker 2: Barbara probably threw a pound of peanut butter in there.
Speaker 1: I had it in my hand. Maybe we'll get that
Speaker 1: in here one day. Just for what I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: Brownward and giggles. I don't want to have to put
Speaker 1: an explicit on this, so you don't know that saying no, Scott,
Speaker 1: I don't know what it could mean. All Right, we
Speaker 1: gotta go. Thank you for listening to Serial Killers, episode
Speaker 1: twenty six, seat episode twenty You need to go home.
Speaker 1: I got problems. It's episode twenty seven and my brain
Speaker 1: is not functioning. Barbara almost killed us, she really did.
Speaker 1: Almost had the twenty seven Club Legacy. That's right. See
Speaker 1: you said it in the beginning. And these damn puffins.
Speaker 1: Next time I see a puffet, I'm gonna kick it. No,
Speaker 1: I won't, I really won't. Not the actual bird.
Speaker 2: We love the bird, just the box.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. We should knock them all off the shelf
Speaker 1: when we go to the supermarket, all of them.
Speaker 2: That's like something a viral trend that like millennial kids.
Speaker 1: Do, so record me. I'll do it. I'm not saying
Speaker 1: you should, seeing those kids are tools. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: thank you for listening to Serial Killers. This has been
Speaker 1: episode twenty seven.
Speaker 2: We almost died but we didn't.
Speaker 1: But we're still here, so there will be a twenty eight.
Speaker 1: God willing. Please follow us on Twitter serial Killers PC.
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Speaker 1: Just don't rate the show based on the puffin cereal
Speaker 1: because that's just terrible. No, let's just say smush, because
Speaker 1: this one didn't even crunch. It just smushed.
Speaker 2: Well, we should say crunch. And then in our funny
Speaker 2: little after bit that we.
Speaker 1: Oh, I got you. Maybe Barbara will hear the end
Speaker 1: of this podcast, I just say, damn, I need my
Speaker 1: cereal to crunch, and she'll change the form. It's some
Speaker 1: old woman named Barbara to be listening right now, like
Speaker 1: they're talking about my puffin cereal. All right, we're just
Speaker 1: going on way too long. Thank you for listening to
Speaker 1: Serial Killers. Thank you Barbara, And until next time, crunch
Speaker 1: or should you sayush