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Speaker 3: You had a really tragic energy coming in. Not tragic energy,

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Speaker 2: No, but I'm choosing to be authentic today and say

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Speaker 2: This is what I've used. Having an emergency with his

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Speaker 1: Literally, they beg, they beg us to do.

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Speaker 1: Why do we want more? Stop it? Let me sell

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Speaker 1: Not since what show? Has there not been good made?

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Speaker 1: No, I say, continue to work them.

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Speaker 1: Good luck. I say, this one's never getting sick.

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Speaker 3: Have fun with the little marbles and spilling them all

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Speaker 3: the Bloomers spoiling the show. Yeah, I'm spoiling the show.

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Speaker 2: Well here's a spoiler. It's incredible, and so is our guests.

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Speaker 2: And when I say they beg I mean the audience begs.

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Speaker 1: They get they get furious. It's okay, what can you do.

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Speaker 2: In our polarizing flop era? And it ends today with

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Speaker 1: And only God, don't talk when we're talking. Don't talk

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Speaker 1: What's what's your sort of whole read on that situation?

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Speaker 1: You know what I think? Just saying I need to reschedule.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I need to reschedule because it's so anxiety inducing,

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Speaker 3: Now I'm worried about this happen close closest friend. What

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Speaker 1: You don't know anything. You can't plan out anything. Text

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Speaker 2: Now, we're in hot water with the Kushner community, okay,

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Speaker 1: Hey, Hey, their checks are clearing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely true. Which you don't want to put butts

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Speaker 1: We're all scared to say it. Put Trumps on Broadway.

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Speaker 3: That's why we're in this mess. If we just put

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Speaker 1: This is honestly not not an answer.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's really noble. This is my time,

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Speaker 2: It's no, this is Judeo Christian but something. The whole

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Speaker 1: It's fake. How did you find that out?

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Speaker 2: It's about control anyway, as I put my coffee all

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Speaker 1: You know, I went to the museum the other day.

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Speaker 1: I brought my mom to the Brooklyn Museum.

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Speaker 3: Yes, the Kelsey brothers. The Kelsey brothers, who are the

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Speaker 3: Kelsey brothers, Travis and Travis and his brother and they

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Speaker 3: It was one of the worst days of my life,

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Speaker 1: We just couldn't. We were so moved. Were just all

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Speaker 3: Who, Yeah, no, Samantha who, Christina Apple, Christina Applegate, who

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Speaker 1: So please please be careful, Please be careful. That must

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Speaker 2: and you've become a big, big Yeah. Sorry, you went

439
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Speaker 2: to the met gala. That actually happened. And if you

440
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Speaker 2: think I'm not going to ask about it and who

441
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:26,360
Speaker 2: you sat next to, you didn't, you didn't correct, You're

442
00:23:26,359 --> 00:23:28,439
Speaker 2: just going to step on that water. Well I'm not

443
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:30,399
Speaker 2: going to forget the question, and you're going to run

444
00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:33,360
Speaker 2: out of water and at some point, at some point

445
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:35,920
Speaker 2: you're going to have to come up for air boom,

446
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:40,280
Speaker 2: not that, and you asked for them to come back.

447
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:44,520
Speaker 1: Can we please? No, we don't have to talk about it.

448
00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:44,560
Speaker 2: No.

449
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:51,520
Speaker 1: I was going to say, can we talk about the abuse? Precious?

450
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:56,919
Speaker 1: Oh you batched every infection? Can we talk about in

451
00:23:56,960 --> 00:24:00,080
Speaker 1: your household? I'm talking about what did you say.

452
00:24:00,119 --> 00:24:04,320
Speaker 2: Talking about I'm sort of making it up now, but really,

453
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:07,679
Speaker 2: Mariah was never better at acting than that.

454
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:08,359
Speaker 1: Moment around it?

455
00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:09,960
Speaker 2: Can I tell you something?

456
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:13,160
Speaker 1: No? Watch? Can I just throw it out there anyway?

457
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:17,480
Speaker 1: Watch Glitter again, It's not bad. I've never seen it.

458
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:19,040
Speaker 2: Do yourself a favor.

459
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:22,680
Speaker 1: I will have movies. You have a lot of time off,

460
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,080
Speaker 1: so you know what you gotta watch.

461
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:27,840
Speaker 2: And this is one's real suggestion. One's not watch Glitter. Lol,

462
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:30,359
Speaker 2: that's the bit you really should watch. The idea of

463
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:31,200
Speaker 2: you both of them.

464
00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:39,320
Speaker 1: I was I and that man is made out of milk.

465
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,159
Speaker 3: Well, Matt's theories that he's AI. Now do you like

466
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:44,280
Speaker 3: him any better now that you've seen this film?

467
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:45,040
Speaker 1: So get this.

468
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:50,280
Speaker 2: I'm not convinced he's not a I, but you don't.

469
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:54,560
Speaker 2: But I am a big fan, and I think if

470
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:58,119
Speaker 2: Nick Gallaxy is a I, then we need to just

471
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:02,320
Speaker 2: cut Fran loose, Yeah, and start doing the AI thing.

472
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:04,960
Speaker 2: Because if Nick Gallaxy and is AI, which is still

473
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:07,560
Speaker 2: my theory, then I think that's.

474
00:25:07,359 --> 00:25:10,600
Speaker 1: It's let him take our jobs. Yeah, we're not booking

475
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:15,679
Speaker 1: them anyway, sweetheart, He's made out of milk. Explain, go on,

476
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:19,280
Speaker 1: look at him. Oh yeah, yeah, imagine taking a bite

477
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:22,679
Speaker 1: out of his cheek. Actually, I think you could. He

478
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:25,880
Speaker 1: is milk duddish. Yeah, and I say this in a

479
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:30,080
Speaker 1: very like horny way. I think he's very attractive. Yeah.

480
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Speaker 3: I had a theory that people's assholes are the same

481
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:36,639
Speaker 3: color as their lips. I think you're wrong. I'm not

482
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Speaker 3: gonna I'm gonna tell you you're wrong.

483
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:45,239
Speaker 2: So brown, don't presume, then, don't presume the presume that's

484
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:46,640
Speaker 2: actually roller coaster number eight.

485
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:52,760
Speaker 1: Don't presume. No, that's not the color of my Let

486
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Speaker 1: me see mine.

487
00:25:54,440 --> 00:26:00,160
Speaker 2: No wait, no, wait, wait, wait, hold on, Okay, it's

488
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:02,680
Speaker 2: going to be the picture. Okay, we all just took

489
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:05,199
Speaker 2: a picture of our beautiful lips, and I don't know.

490
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:08,080
Speaker 1: Your whole can't be that color. I can't see it.

491
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:11,320
Speaker 2: Yes, you care, squad over your phone. You've never taken

492
00:26:11,359 --> 00:26:18,879
Speaker 2: a picture of your boody hole. No, cold, you've seen it.

493
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,200
Speaker 2: I've not seen Cole's hole.

494
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:24,240
Speaker 3: I've seen a gorgeous shot on a close friends of

495
00:26:24,359 --> 00:26:27,919
Speaker 3: Cole's amazing ass. Oh sure, well, an amazing ass. I

496
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:31,000
Speaker 3: mean it's easy. It catches the light so perfectly. It's

497
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:34,200
Speaker 3: hard to take a bad give give yourself some credit. Okay, okay,

498
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:39,359
Speaker 3: I'll give myself a little credit. Friends, I remember that

499
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:42,440
Speaker 3: it's not the close friends, it's it's it's another thing.

500
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:48,000
Speaker 3: It's another thing, it's another secret, third thing. It's a fine.

501
00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:50,600
Speaker 1: I had a horny I guess I still do. I mean,

502
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:54,920
Speaker 1: is it done what? I don't really maintain mine me neither.

503
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:57,840
Speaker 2: I think I took six pictures during like the horniest

504
00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:58,879
Speaker 2: time of the pandemic.

505
00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:02,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, well, we have to be we have

506
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:04,800
Speaker 1: to forgive ourselves for everything we did in twenty twenty.

507
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:07,280
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, truly, like my clothes.

508
00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:11,440
Speaker 3: Especially electing Joe Biden, especially Biden. We should have given

509
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:12,399
Speaker 3: Trump another chance.

510
00:27:13,119 --> 00:27:14,520
Speaker 2: We're giving him a chance on stage.

511
00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:17,159
Speaker 1: You're right, You're right now.

512
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:20,080
Speaker 3: I think O'mary would be the perfect show for him.

513
00:27:20,119 --> 00:27:23,040
Speaker 3: I think he would be so good as Mary in

514
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:27,760
Speaker 3: a way. Okay, wait, let's really actually dreamcast Trump in something.

515
00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:36,720
Speaker 1: So you're saying, oh, Mary, gypsy, heartbreaking, heart breaking, haunting.

516
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:37,359
Speaker 2: Why did I do it?

517
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:41,720
Speaker 1: None of it? Get me? No, no no, no no

518
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:45,760
Speaker 1: no no no no. I'm gonna have to leave follow

519
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:51,359
Speaker 1: me in the background. One else. It's an original character.

520
00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:52,439
Speaker 1: It's an original character.

521
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:56,720
Speaker 2: Listen, there's a Ronald dum Ronald, there's a Patty sized

522
00:27:56,840 --> 00:28:00,240
Speaker 2: hole shaped hole and Broadway. Yeah, and he could fill

523
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:04,760
Speaker 2: that out. Appeal to Patty now to return to Broadway.

524
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:08,520
Speaker 3: She is called the roommate her and me a pharaoh

525
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:09,440
Speaker 3: at the Booth Theater.

526
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:13,240
Speaker 1: You're kidding. She was just being like dramatic about the quitting.

527
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:14,560
Speaker 1: You're kidding, You're kidding.

528
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:19,119
Speaker 3: Oh wait, sorry, you think women aren't allowed to change

529
00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:19,720
Speaker 3: their minds?

530
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:21,640
Speaker 1: Or wait, what, what's this?

531
00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:26,960
Speaker 2: What I'm saying is what you said before you got

532
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:30,520
Speaker 2: on episode, which is that women are crazy, hysterical and

533
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:34,840
Speaker 2: can't make up their minds. That's what you said.

534
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:39,280
Speaker 1: I am going to kill you.

535
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 2: No AirPod, no dick, Why should I keep living?

536
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:47,480
Speaker 1: Yeah? Great color for you?

537
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:50,920
Speaker 2: And they're popping? And you did that on purpose? Did

538
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:52,200
Speaker 2: I did? I did?

539
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:54,600
Speaker 1: You're a warm tone? Well, this is the other thing

540
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:57,880
Speaker 1: that I wanted to talk about color theory. I really

541
00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:00,360
Speaker 1: want to see one of those color theory people that

542
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:04,760
Speaker 1: the things are. I'm obsessed with. Me and Claudia O. Doherty. Yes,

543
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:12,760
Speaker 1: love Claudia high sweetheart, great legends go to bed. We

544
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:18,040
Speaker 1: really sorry. People are probably like angry, my hoarse voice,

545
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:21,760
Speaker 1: But we really wanted to see there's this woman in

546
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:26,040
Speaker 1: LA who does the color theory thing, who was the

547
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:31,160
Speaker 1: wardrobe supervisor on The Nanny. Oh my, well, she has

548
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:33,479
Speaker 1: many Emmys. She knows what she's doing. She knows what

549
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,680
Speaker 1: she's doing. But then we looked and the prices were

550
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:40,200
Speaker 1: like yeah, literally, like I can buy half a ticket

551
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:43,360
Speaker 1: to Oh Mary for that. Oh it was like one

552
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:44,720
Speaker 1: thousand dollars per.

553
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:49,680
Speaker 3: Session. Or maybe it was like there's you. There's someone

554
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:52,320
Speaker 3: who does that. He right in New York City, I know,

555
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:56,120
Speaker 3: but you live. Did they design costumes for The Nanny?

556
00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:59,560
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know what to tell.

557
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:01,320
Speaker 1: Have you have had that done? No? I want you So.

558
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:03,760
Speaker 1: I was just watching an asmur video you last night.

559
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:04,920
Speaker 1: Of course, why do they do it? Of course he

560
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,440
Speaker 1: wears I don't even think what.

561
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:08,280
Speaker 2: Is that stuff?

562
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:14,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, he does it bled all over ill. Well that's

563
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:19,320
Speaker 3: classically olive tone. But I think that may seem neutrals.

564
00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:21,440
Speaker 2: We want to know this is the truth. I actually

565
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:23,760
Speaker 2: came here today and I was gonna wear a yellow shirt.

566
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:25,600
Speaker 2: I was going to actually follow up on the Taylor

567
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:30,560
Speaker 2: Tomlinson episode Yes, where I said that I bought a

568
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:32,680
Speaker 2: yellow shirt at a museum, and I never wear it

569
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:35,280
Speaker 2: because why would I. I actually put it on today

570
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:37,720
Speaker 2: to wear it to this. It looked at myself and said,

571
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:40,160
Speaker 2: this is not my color.

572
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:42,640
Speaker 3: But you don't know if it's like, oh, it's the

573
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:46,280
Speaker 3: cool undertones. It's the blue undertones of the yellow that

574
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:49,120
Speaker 3: don't suit you. You probably do have a good yellow.

575
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:51,080
Speaker 2: You probably can, I say, when I'm a little bit

576
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:53,760
Speaker 2: more tan, which is happening, it's in process, I can

577
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:55,200
Speaker 2: do yellow, but this was not.

578
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:57,240
Speaker 1: We are not there yet at this juncture.

579
00:30:57,400 --> 00:31:00,680
Speaker 3: And then the step beyond that is like, are you

580
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:03,000
Speaker 3: a cool yellow or a warm yellow?

581
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:03,200
Speaker 1: Right?

582
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:04,520
Speaker 2: And I would never know what this is, so I

583
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:06,360
Speaker 2: guess I have to do this.

584
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:09,400
Speaker 1: This is why it's dangerous to be like for us, yeah,

585
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:11,640
Speaker 1: because we don't know what we're talking about, and so

586
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:14,160
Speaker 1: for us to just sort of pause at all of

587
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:18,000
Speaker 1: these Oh I'm yellow, I'm blue, I'm dangerous.

588
00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:21,920
Speaker 2: You're so good with color. We've all seen the apartment

589
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:25,640
Speaker 2: thank you? Not all well, it was in the pages

590
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:27,200
Speaker 2: of Oh what was that?

591
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:30,440
Speaker 1: Remember? It was in a magazine apartment therapy, I think

592
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:33,640
Speaker 1: you're thinking of, or the New York Post or I

593
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:34,200
Speaker 1: don't remember.

594
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 2: I have a really good relationship with the Post. Yeah,

595
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:42,120
Speaker 2: I do. Yeah, Well, the reviewed the show. Look, the

596
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:43,480
Speaker 2: Post has always been very good to me.

597
00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:48,440
Speaker 1: Yeah. And what's your favorite review? You've got probably the

598
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:54,080
Speaker 1: long one because they said everything. No, they went they

599
00:31:54,200 --> 00:32:01,400
Speaker 1: went there, honey. They talked about the play. Me, yes,

600
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:04,760
Speaker 1: like everything that you can imagine.

601
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:06,160
Speaker 2: The play me everything.

602
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:09,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh my god, I'm thinking about it right now.

603
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:13,280
Speaker 2: Do you feel like you can't wait to get back

604
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:13,800
Speaker 2: up there?

605
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:20,320
Speaker 1: I am excited for a break that's healthy, healthy, Thank you.

606
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:22,040
Speaker 1: I think health is important.

607
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:24,640
Speaker 3: That's one of the reasons I wanted to come on here,

608
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:28,000
Speaker 3: because I don't the play is doing fine. We don't

609
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:31,640
Speaker 3: need the press, okay. I want to talk about health, okay,

610
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:36,719
Speaker 3: because as queer people in the community, we're not healthy.

611
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:41,680
Speaker 3: We have a different relationship from our upbringings to health

612
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:51,040
Speaker 3: that invariably does affect circumstances and basically like human rights.

613
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:53,240
Speaker 2: So well, when one of us is sick.

614
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:58,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh

615
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:00,360
Speaker 1: my god, oh my god, oh my god.

616
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:03,840
Speaker 2: Should oh my God be the title of app We've

617
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:05,200
Speaker 2: got a lot of I don't think so.

618
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:07,680
Speaker 1: I actually don't think so. I don't think sorry, but

619
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:12,120
Speaker 1: thank you. I mean, I think health is wealth at

620
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:16,840
Speaker 1: the end of the dead would know this. And we're

621
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:20,000
Speaker 1: back on the go. We're back on this again. We're

622
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:20,600
Speaker 1: back on this.

623
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:24,760
Speaker 3: I'm going through a tough time, are you. Let's talk

624
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:27,200
Speaker 3: about it. Let's go there, we'll be right back. We'll

625
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 3: be right back, and we're back.

626
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:42,120
Speaker 1: So actually, probably we'll put it a break.

627
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:48,000
Speaker 3: Before the break, Bowen was going to open up to

628
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:50,840
Speaker 3: us about what he's going through.

629
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:51,920
Speaker 2: I would love for them.

630
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:55,760
Speaker 1: Oh my god, amazing what everyone would be so much?

631
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,080
Speaker 1: What happened? Hillary Clinton?

632
00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:02,840
Speaker 3: What happened? By the way, what say what you want

633
00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:07,720
Speaker 3: about Hillary? And I will It's a great title for

634
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:10,600
Speaker 3: a book, just in general. That book can be about anything.

635
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 3: It can be a cookbook. And it doesn't have Hillary

636
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:15,279
Speaker 3: doesn't have to write it. It can be anyone can write

637
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:16,799
Speaker 3: any book. Can call it what happened? And it would

638
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:19,560
Speaker 3: be great notion. What before I want to hear about

639
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:23,520
Speaker 3: the pain you're going through? Now you have to cast

640
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:28,319
Speaker 3: Hillary and Trump in a show together. Oh night, Mother night,

641
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:28,960
Speaker 3: Mother's good.

642
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:40,360
Speaker 1: That's who's mother though? I think mother is Trump? Yeah? Oh,

643
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:43,080
Speaker 1: I just that's it's a two hander, a two hander

644
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:47,560
Speaker 1: waiting for Goodo, Waiting for Good would be not What

645
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 1: about to watch Them chuck a lot?

646
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:53,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, the movie What about I'm a Lee the musical,

647
00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:57,320
Speaker 3: which I did a reading of, so be careful.

648
00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:59,839
Speaker 1: I'm with Pippa.

649
00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:04,800
Speaker 3: No, then it was Rachel Lee Cook Lee Cook because

650
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:06,560
Speaker 3: it was gonna we wanted to do like a sort

651
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:10,640
Speaker 3: of cheese all that. Emilee sort of like, Harry, what

652
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:12,360
Speaker 3: about this sister story?

653
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:12,800
Speaker 2: Sister?

654
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:17,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's sort of like how you know Detroit is

655
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:19,960
Speaker 3: a sister city of like I don't know.

656
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:24,359
Speaker 2: Minneapolis, Minneapolis, Detroit y twin city, twin city.

657
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:28,080
Speaker 3: Sister cities do be random? Yeah, you're like Shanghai and

658
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:33,239
Speaker 3: Des Moines. Yeah, it's funny. I find it amusing.

659
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:35,720
Speaker 1: What is what is New York City sister city? Couldn't

660
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:38,239
Speaker 1: tell you. I couldn't tell you all. I couldn't tell you.

661
00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:41,680
Speaker 2: You know what I draw these cities? Wish yeah, wish.

662
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 2: Well you know what I just realized. No, the second city,

663
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:49,240
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, the second city is called that because

664
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:51,959
Speaker 2: it's like known as like a second city. You didn't

665
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:54,239
Speaker 2: know that, No, And I then I understood why there

666
00:35:54,280 --> 00:36:02,400
Speaker 2: was also one in Toronto, famously also a second Sorryronto.

667
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:01,719
Speaker 3: If I had to live in another city that wasn't

668
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:07,280
Speaker 3: New York, it would be Toronto, really Toronto, very cute case.

669
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:12,360
Speaker 2: All the second cities have they do Chicago and Toronto.

670
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:15,760
Speaker 1: I would say San Francisco. That's not a second city.

671
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:20,919
Speaker 2: It is if you're like consultants, I actually do. I'm

672
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:23,719
Speaker 2: looking for a consultant for what. I don't want to

673
00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:26,240
Speaker 2: say a bad word, but one time a psychic told

674
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:29,200
Speaker 2: me that, oh, is this the psychic that the community

675
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:30,000
Speaker 2: very upset?

676
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:31,560
Speaker 1: This is a different one.

677
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:35,280
Speaker 2: Oh said that my my husband is wearing a suit.

678
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,560
Speaker 1: Well, that could be anything your husband could.

679
00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:41,920
Speaker 2: It's Charlotte and it's psychic. It's it's it's made up.

680
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:46,720
Speaker 3: It's a suit, a hazmat suit to get that dirty hole.

681
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:54,520
Speaker 1: Hey you last night Chinese. Hey, that's my that's my people.

682
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:57,719
Speaker 1: That's Chinese broccoli. Yeah, it's not actually Chinese, is it.

683
00:36:57,719 --> 00:37:00,720
Speaker 2: It was a very very racist of you to say,

684
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:03,160
Speaker 2: even more racist than what you were saying right before

685
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:05,759
Speaker 2: you got on. You came in here and you were

686
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:08,240
Speaker 2: saying a whole blow to racist Chinese broccoli?

687
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:10,799
Speaker 3: Is that what the bats were eating? And the wet

688
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:13,560
Speaker 3: market that's you said? Oh yeah, I did say that.

689
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:15,960
Speaker 3: I did say that. I was saying that while I

690
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,239
Speaker 3: was peeing to myself.

691
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:20,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I was bone was right there, right there,

692
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:22,840
Speaker 2: and I was being what.

693
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:25,560
Speaker 1: Was that guy's name, Larry something, hm hmm. Guy who was.

694
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:30,359
Speaker 3: Cruising the bat Larry Craig, Larry we should I think

695
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:32,719
Speaker 3: enough time has passed and that guy, you know, his

696
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:34,680
Speaker 3: whole life was did he die? I think he had?

697
00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:37,560
Speaker 3: He is dead at this point. Let's call bathroom cruising

698
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:40,279
Speaker 3: as a closeted man, Larry Craig.

699
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:43,440
Speaker 1: Larry craiging, have you ever hooked up in a bathroom?

700
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:43,879
Speaker 2: Yes?

701
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:44,360
Speaker 1: Yes?

702
00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:50,400
Speaker 2: And by the way, because I realized that I'm sorry

703
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:52,960
Speaker 2: about this. We were doing our episode with Lipa and

704
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:55,279
Speaker 2: you were telling the story and to many times you

705
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:58,680
Speaker 2: have told you before, but I did redirect the conversation

706
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:02,120
Speaker 2: in an irresponsible and annoying, very Matt Rogers coated way.

707
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:03,360
Speaker 1: And so I want you to take the floor.

708
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:06,560
Speaker 2: Tell us about how you add sex and Madrid Airport bathroom.

709
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:09,520
Speaker 1: That's the story. Okay, haven't have you?

710
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:13,200
Speaker 3: No, I don't think I could hygienic get hard.

711
00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:16,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think I could do that in a bathroom.

712
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:19,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, because of the smells are because of the awareness

713
00:38:19,719 --> 00:38:22,400
Speaker 2: of other people's proximity.

714
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:26,360
Speaker 1: I think growing up gay. Sorry, no, go there, just

715
00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:27,040
Speaker 1: to go there.

716
00:38:27,719 --> 00:38:34,520
Speaker 2: I just we'll be right back. I want what's best

717
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:39,200
Speaker 2: for everyone. Well on second, yeah, we're back. Okay, and

718
00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:40,200
Speaker 2: will you were crying.

719
00:38:41,239 --> 00:38:43,960
Speaker 1: I'm I don't know, I don't I just don't think I.

720
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:51,000
Speaker 3: Can sure ideal place for an encounter. Probably country. I

721
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:54,920
Speaker 3: want a country. Okay, time of day, I'm gonna say Canada.

722
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:58,560
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say Toronto. A hotel room in Toronto. Okay,

723
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:01,680
Speaker 3: we're being stupid. We did not actually ask you to

724
00:39:01,719 --> 00:39:03,680
Speaker 3: expand on Toronto. What do you love about it?

725
00:39:03,719 --> 00:39:06,760
Speaker 1: What? What makes it an adeal place? It's not trying

726
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:09,160
Speaker 1: to be New York, thank god.

727
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:15,200
Speaker 3: No, this is my impression of Toronto. Hey, we're not

728
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:20,480
Speaker 3: New York. We've got a couple of restaurants. Have fun, yep,

729
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:20,960
Speaker 3: let us know.

730
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:25,080
Speaker 1: If you need anything, bring your kids, don't don't actually

731
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:29,680
Speaker 1: don't bring your please whatever. It's six of one. Yeah,

732
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:35,719
Speaker 1: we got a quote unquote beach. It's just can I

733
00:39:35,719 --> 00:39:47,040
Speaker 1: tell you something? Don't ever sleep? Wake up? There needs

734
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:50,640
Speaker 1: to be a gay lake, and there really is. There

735
00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:55,440
Speaker 1: is epot that's actually real culture.

736
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:59,600
Speaker 2: Number two, There is a lake that is one of

737
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:01,640
Speaker 2: the gayest, but I'm saying there needs to be like

738
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:04,160
Speaker 2: lake House culture for gay people. Yeah.

739
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:08,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Germany Pavilion. I'm so mad.

740
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:12,120
Speaker 2: The most relaxing place on the Germany Pavilion at Epcot.

741
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:15,040
Speaker 2: Go there, bring a beach chair, have a sour kroud

742
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:17,040
Speaker 2: and it fucking pills.

743
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:19,239
Speaker 1: For the pills money, And that's where I'm going to

744
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:23,920
Speaker 1: be all June. Okay for relaxation Yang, Yeah, well for

745
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:26,400
Speaker 1: Pride festivities Epcot.

746
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:28,640
Speaker 2: Well, Trump's going on in the first week of Broadway. Yeah,

747
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:30,839
Speaker 2: because Cole is still going to be an Epcot col

748
00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:33,160
Speaker 2: We keep trying to get you to come to Disney

749
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:33,640
Speaker 2: with us.

750
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:38,319
Speaker 1: Well we don't. Yes, you never have. Well would you

751
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:43,960
Speaker 1: do it? No? You don't like it being growing up?

752
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:51,760
Speaker 2: Okay, back, you just hate it on principle, that's not true.

753
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:57,280
Speaker 2: You can say BDS, Wow, I don't like you two together.

754
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:02,240
Speaker 2: It's too much.

755
00:41:02,719 --> 00:41:05,120
Speaker 1: I know, I know, too.

756
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:06,399
Speaker 2: Much, too much.

757
00:41:06,719 --> 00:41:12,240
Speaker 3: Calm down, I agree, Yeah, No, I bet I would

758
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:12,520
Speaker 3: like it.

759
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:14,200
Speaker 1: No, no, no, you don't have to say that. I

760
00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:16,200
Speaker 1: think you would because I think you'd see the irony

761
00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:18,399
Speaker 1: in the whole thing. John early and I once went

762
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:21,480
Speaker 1: to Disneyland. Yeah, well.

763
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:28,120
Speaker 3: It wasn't why but Splash Mountain was fun and I

764
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:30,080
Speaker 3: wish we both wish we would have, just like.

765
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:35,759
Speaker 2: You can't anymore because they've renamed it Princess Tati's by

766
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:36,440
Speaker 2: you dip.

767
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:39,439
Speaker 1: It's the same. You still Splash very.

768
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:42,520
Speaker 2: Much the same, but they've taken out everything that you love,

769
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:44,399
Speaker 2: which was the racism. And you were saying that before

770
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:46,600
Speaker 2: you got in the mic, and they replaced it with

771
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:50,040
Speaker 2: Princess Tiana, because that's how you correct the wrongs of

772
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:50,919
Speaker 2: the hills of the world.

773
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,760
Speaker 1: Again. I said this when I was peeing to myself

774
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:56,480
Speaker 1: as a joke and we were both Larry Craig, and

775
00:41:56,719 --> 00:41:59,040
Speaker 1: we were both Larry Craig. Look, I was looking for

776
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:02,200
Speaker 1: sex with closet did men? Of course I was going

777
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:03,160
Speaker 1: to say that stuff.

778
00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:05,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course you were trying to attract people.

779
00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:09,600
Speaker 3: Yes, please, please don't get it twisted. I don't ever

780
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:10,800
Speaker 3: want to get it twisted.

781
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:11,800
Speaker 1: Can I say something?

782
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,960
Speaker 2: I can't think of anything more embarrassing than getting it twisted.

783
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:20,200
Speaker 2: The loss another embarrassing thing, truly, But like, what's more

784
00:42:20,239 --> 00:42:22,080
Speaker 2: embarrassing than getting it twisted?

785
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:23,640
Speaker 1: What do you do first? Of all.

786
00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:27,840
Speaker 2: Ouch, how do you feel? Just generally a lot better now? Honestly,

787
00:42:28,239 --> 00:42:30,560
Speaker 2: I was not in a good movie, and now I

788
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:33,640
Speaker 2: really am. Okay, I'm very happy to see you. Do

789
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:37,359
Speaker 2: you think you're going to have s X with someone else?

790
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:38,320
Speaker 1: Can I tell you something?

791
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:42,040
Speaker 2: No, I did the thing. Sorry, I did the thing.

792
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:47,040
Speaker 2: We'll be right back. I did the thing where I

793
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:51,440
Speaker 2: over scheduled myself on dates this week. So it's actually

794
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:53,839
Speaker 2: I'm going to reveal, okay that my guy canceled tonight

795
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:55,879
Speaker 2: because I'm going on three dates this week with three

796
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:58,719
Speaker 2: different men. Sorry, everyone, I'm actually trying to find a

797
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:02,360
Speaker 2: partner actively. I would like that for myself. I have recently,

798
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:04,360
Speaker 2: you discovered about myself that I would like to be

799
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:05,880
Speaker 2: in a relationship that's great.

800
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:09,200
Speaker 1: And you're ready. I don't think I am either, just

801
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:15,120
Speaker 1: ready and it's two different thingships, right, Yeah, yeah, somedays soon.

802
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:15,560
Speaker 2: What do you?

803
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:16,400
Speaker 1: Yeah?

804
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:16,759
Speaker 2: What do you?

805
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:20,560
Speaker 3: What do you think it'll take? I think you too

806
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:21,680
Speaker 3: have to stop being friends.

807
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:26,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, everyone's so intimidated by him. True story. It's just

808
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:30,760
Speaker 2: like I say, no, no, he's creative. Lie, I go no, No.

809
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:34,680
Speaker 1: He's great, he's easy, He's gonna love you. Yeah, and

810
00:43:34,719 --> 00:43:37,560
Speaker 1: then I go, then, oh, mother in law over here,

811
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:40,120
Speaker 1: nothing's good enough for her son.

812
00:43:40,239 --> 00:43:43,080
Speaker 2: The last two guys I've dated have been like, I'm

813
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:45,480
Speaker 2: nervous to me Bowen, and I was like, don't be nervous.

814
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:47,359
Speaker 2: He's my best friend and the kind and the best

815
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:47,919
Speaker 2: person ever.

816
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:50,200
Speaker 1: I was nervous to meet you.

817
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:54,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, when did you meet forty years ago?

818
00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:55,319
Speaker 1: Forty years ago?

819
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:58,760
Speaker 2: Well, y'all did all of Europe together?

820
00:43:59,120 --> 00:43:59,359
Speaker 1: Yeah?

821
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:03,560
Speaker 3: It was eighty four eighty four and Berlin was east

822
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:06,640
Speaker 3: and west, Oh my god, and we didn't know which

823
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:09,160
Speaker 3: was which, and so I was trying to buy jeans

824
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:11,920
Speaker 3: and they and they said, we don't tell those here.

825
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:12,880
Speaker 2: It was.

826
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:17,840
Speaker 1: That was good, hilarious misunderstanding. Yeah, well you were.

827
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:21,960
Speaker 2: You were just saying before, but you missed Germany the

828
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:24,320
Speaker 2: way it was, that's what you were saying.

829
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:28,960
Speaker 3: And you gave a specific year too.

830
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:36,600
Speaker 1: God, we missed you, Tony. It's it's a fucking show.

831
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:39,480
Speaker 2: And thank you did mean it actually genuine there for

832
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:43,560
Speaker 2: a second said we missed you. Yeah, we did say that, though,

833
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:46,680
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm embarrassed. Do you not like to say

834
00:44:46,719 --> 00:44:48,120
Speaker 2: hi to people after the show?

835
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:51,560
Speaker 1: I love it? Yes? Good? Okay, because we didn't like

836
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:54,560
Speaker 1: go backstage or anything. Well, there's not a backstage at

837
00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:57,160
Speaker 1: the lortel. Oh, it's a theater moment. It's like you

838
00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:59,560
Speaker 1: have to come into the everyone clears out and the

839
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:01,640
Speaker 1: will sort of stay behind and.

840
00:45:01,719 --> 00:45:04,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, the friends, the friends can I reveal at

841
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:07,960
Speaker 3: this point that the the opening night party at the

842
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:11,719
Speaker 3: hotel run probably run was at Houston Hall, which is

843
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:16,160
Speaker 3: a pretty very straight there sports on the sports on

844
00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:18,600
Speaker 3: the screen, and I thought that was kind of the perfect,

845
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:19,920
Speaker 3: perfect touch.

846
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:22,359
Speaker 1: I didn't see it the same way as you. Oh,

847
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:25,000
Speaker 1: you were stressed out, you didn't like it. I thought,

848
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:28,160
Speaker 1: change the channel. Yeah, totally to listen to you when

849
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:30,319
Speaker 1: you said that, I didn't say it to anyone. I

850
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:31,239
Speaker 1: just felt you thought it.

851
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:34,040
Speaker 2: But it's a big it was your biggest that was

852
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:36,840
Speaker 2: your first and biggest mistake. You know what would be

853
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:45,640
Speaker 2: to play a bar Yeah, QVC, I my qvcree. Yeah,

854
00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:47,960
Speaker 2: And that would drive business, which is what you have.

855
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:53,759
Speaker 3: You care about the economy, absolutely jobs, bringing jobs back

856
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:57,799
Speaker 3: to America, all these companies.

857
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,680
Speaker 2: There's nothing more American than QVC is actually culture number

858
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:03,280
Speaker 2: ninety yeah eight, there's nothing.

859
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:05,280
Speaker 1: Nothing more American than PBC.

860
00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:08,000
Speaker 3: Because it's a conversation piece. You can talk about it.

861
00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:10,879
Speaker 3: You don't have to pay attention. It's not like, oh

862
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:13,839
Speaker 3: well now mama me is on, so I guess I'm

863
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:15,920
Speaker 3: gonna watch it, which.

864
00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:18,640
Speaker 1: Is what I do. No, there is no through line

865
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:19,720
Speaker 1: to follow with PVC.

866
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:24,200
Speaker 2: No. Actually, in fact, there is the absence of that completely,

867
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:25,479
Speaker 2: which is why it's so great.

868
00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:27,759
Speaker 1: Peak behind the curtain to when I shot.

869
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:30,000
Speaker 2: I love that for you the people that had to play,

870
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:33,920
Speaker 2: the on air people, you just have to be always talking.

871
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:35,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, you literally it was.

872
00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:37,960
Speaker 2: It's actually so funny when you watch because they end

873
00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:42,239
Speaker 2: up saying some crazy things sometimes just words together in

874
00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:44,919
Speaker 2: like a soup that truly are just like and look

875
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:47,840
Speaker 2: at this diamond pendit now. I love this for graduations,

876
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:49,120
Speaker 2: for funerals, for you know.

877
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:50,759
Speaker 1: And my mother had a.

878
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:53,880
Speaker 2: Pendant and I always remember my mother, especially now today

879
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:56,239
Speaker 2: because Janine is going to turn around and you can

880
00:46:56,239 --> 00:46:58,920
Speaker 2: see the pennels in the back. It's like nonsense, gobblede.

881
00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:02,080
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter, doesn't matter, it's nothing, but it is everything.

882
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:05,279
Speaker 3: If you can watch it on mute and it still

883
00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:08,080
Speaker 3: looks like things are happening, that is the mark of success.

884
00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:11,719
Speaker 3: That which I love, and it gives you moments like

885
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:18,760
Speaker 3: the planet Moon and the planet.

886
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:19,680
Speaker 1: And yeah, the planet Moon liesa lies.

887
00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:22,960
Speaker 2: Yeah. Also, you know what's really wild is like actually

888
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:25,520
Speaker 2: they do watch second by second to see if the

889
00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:28,200
Speaker 2: sales are going up and down, and it does correlate

890
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:31,239
Speaker 2: to like how charming they're being, Like, like, at any

891
00:47:31,239 --> 00:47:34,799
Speaker 2: given time, there are a million plus people watching this

892
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:38,560
Speaker 2: channel and gauging second by second whether they're buying something

893
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:42,160
Speaker 2: or not, to the point where, like it actually corresponds

894
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 2: with the I guess salesman flopping or not.

895
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:50,480
Speaker 1: I love the economy, you said, I love the economy. Yeah,

896
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:55,759
Speaker 1: I love inflation. Keeping up with those prices, yeah, keeping

897
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:57,560
Speaker 1: up with the price. Yeah, we got to keep up

898
00:47:57,560 --> 00:47:58,360
Speaker 1: with those prices.

899
00:47:58,440 --> 00:47:58,640
Speaker 2: Yeah.

900
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:00,600
Speaker 1: Praise them a little bit and then give us something

901
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:01,319
Speaker 1: to aspire to.

902
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:05,160
Speaker 2: You know, was that the big conversation at the MEP gala.

903
00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:06,719
Speaker 1: Can I get some water?

904
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:07,640
Speaker 2: No?

905
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:11,560
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, don't bring back anything you.

906
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:16,560
Speaker 1: Like? Your job? Is my lawyer here? No?

907
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:18,399
Speaker 2: Your lawyer's not here. Who's your lawyer?

908
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:19,239
Speaker 1: You want to shout him out?

909
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:25,160
Speaker 2: Yeah? Good, Elizabeth? I bet she rocks Elsbeth, Elsbeth, Elsbeth.

910
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:27,360
Speaker 2: Have you seen all the commercials for that show Elsbeth.

911
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:29,440
Speaker 1: No, but I really want to watch the show. It's

912
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:34,120
Speaker 1: supposed to be good. Yeah, yeah, oh yeah. I didn't

913
00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:38,200
Speaker 1: watch The Good Fight. Neither I should. Christine's mad at you?

914
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:41,400
Speaker 1: She is? Have you met her? Christine were talking about? No,

915
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:42,040
Speaker 1: she's mad at me?

916
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:46,120
Speaker 2: Right, well, I think we can because of all that

917
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:48,279
Speaker 2: stuff you made up about me. What I said, like,

918
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:52,719
Speaker 2: I didn't make anything else hard. It's so funny that

919
00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:55,080
Speaker 2: you try to come here on what is our show?

920
00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:57,160
Speaker 1: Uh huh? Because even though we made a joke about

921
00:48:57,200 --> 00:49:01,920
Speaker 1: you hosting it interesting, that's really interesting? Is it interesting?

922
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:06,319
Speaker 1: It's interesting? I N C h E R S T

923
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:08,160
Speaker 1: E E N got it interesting?

924
00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:09,440
Speaker 2: Got it?

925
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:11,080
Speaker 1: I think that.

926
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:17,279
Speaker 3: Archie Pinjabi is having a moment again. Thoughts where under

927
00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:19,960
Speaker 3: the bridge? We'll be right back.

928
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:31,399
Speaker 1: And we're back.

929
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:33,680
Speaker 2: Wait, what did she talk about York under the bridge?

930
00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:34,920
Speaker 2: Though I didn't go to bridge?

931
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:37,280
Speaker 1: You didn't? Did you go to b York under the bridge?

932
00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:40,440
Speaker 1: They were working? Did what did she do a concert?

933
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:46,080
Speaker 1: She did a concert? Slash sat under the cabridge cambridge, but.

934
00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:48,400
Speaker 2: I think they call it the cabridge to sort of

935
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:53,160
Speaker 2: insinuate that use under the bridge, which.

936
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:55,680
Speaker 1: I find to be there as an iconic sober person.

937
00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:59,680
Speaker 1: What do you think of that? I'm disturbed. Yeah, well carefully.

938
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:05,799
Speaker 1: The table is making noise, shaking it, he's humping, he's

939
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:06,399
Speaker 1: like a dog.

940
00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:13,240
Speaker 3: Don't think gay people and drugs go together. I actually agree.

941
00:50:14,239 --> 00:50:16,400
Speaker 3: I think let's just like put a let's put a

942
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:18,360
Speaker 3: pause on it. Let's put a pause on it until

943
00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:20,120
Speaker 3: I figure it out what's going on.

944
00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:22,000
Speaker 1: I need to get in there.

945
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:25,120
Speaker 3: No, Like, I'm busy with my show right now. But like,

946
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:29,800
Speaker 3: if you trust places, absolutely come fall. I want to, like,

947
00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:32,640
Speaker 3: I just want to open it up, open the community up,

948
00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:36,320
Speaker 3: and like, look at it cool. If you were to

949
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:39,720
Speaker 3: put out like a missive to the to the community

950
00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:44,520
Speaker 3: across the world and say stop it with the drugs

951
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:44,880
Speaker 3: for like.

952
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:49,360
Speaker 1: A month, people would do it. I don't think they

953
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:52,440
Speaker 1: would think love drugs so much I'm going to do

954
00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:57,840
Speaker 1: it in October. Well then I'm gonna do it in October.

955
00:50:58,040 --> 00:51:02,960
Speaker 1: Was there a favorite drug back in the day? Just weed? Yeah?

956
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:09,440
Speaker 1: Just baking, just baking, waking up in baking. It's we

957
00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:13,560
Speaker 1: call it wake and bake, and we were really fun.

958
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:16,080
Speaker 1: Wake and bake sucks.

959
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:19,200
Speaker 3: It was awful. It's a really bad. I'm sorry if

960
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:22,600
Speaker 3: you're awaken baker, No, I just know awful.

961
00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:25,759
Speaker 1: It was like, no, yeah, it is. It's a it's

962
00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:28,600
Speaker 1: a huge alarm bell moment. Yeah.

963
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:31,120
Speaker 2: Once it becomes wake and bake, that's when you have

964
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:34,200
Speaker 2: to stop and take uh huh a second.

965
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:35,440
Speaker 1: It's recess.

966
00:51:36,239 --> 00:51:38,400
Speaker 2: And I guess that's what we're saying to all the

967
00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:40,960
Speaker 2: gay community. Who's really the biggest problem within the gay

968
00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:44,360
Speaker 2: community is marijuana. Marijuana use is out of control in

969
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:47,680
Speaker 2: the gay community. These gays are two stone, Yeah, they

970
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:53,000
Speaker 2: am out. Have you noticed that Taylor Swift has started

971
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:55,759
Speaker 2: to talk about weed a lot in her music? Has

972
00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:56,560
Speaker 2: she yes?

973
00:51:56,960 --> 00:52:00,319
Speaker 1: In her like The Tortured Posts Department.

974
00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:03,080
Speaker 2: Is an album about a chaotic, manic relationship, and she

975
00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:06,640
Speaker 2: references like you always being she was with someone that

976
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:10,160
Speaker 2: was always stoned. My friends smell like weed, et cetera.

977
00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:13,080
Speaker 2: That Yeah, you know what I mean, Like, there's a reed.

978
00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:16,799
Speaker 2: What do you like to say? I don't know, because

979
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:20,200
Speaker 2: you have I don't like pot at all. You know

980
00:52:20,239 --> 00:52:25,719
Speaker 2: what I say you, I don't care what pot marijuana.

981
00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:27,440
Speaker 1: It's all pretty bad. It's all bad.

982
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:31,160
Speaker 2: I think reefer is funny because it's stupid. Green flower yeah,

983
00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:32,320
Speaker 2: never flower.

984
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:40,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, Bowen go to bed. I've never seen you do

985
00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:44,000
Speaker 1: that bed. Your tongue fell out of your mouth goes.

986
00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:47,000
Speaker 2: Sually.

987
00:52:47,239 --> 00:52:51,960
Speaker 1: I'm sexual. You are a sexual rimming the air eats

988
00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:54,720
Speaker 1: every you know what. I stopped?

989
00:52:55,360 --> 00:53:00,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got, yeah, I had, I mean six months.

990
00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:03,799
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I guess my stomach's just weird.

991
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:06,520
Speaker 3: Now this is a great story. You'll want to put

992
00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:07,160
Speaker 3: this in the book.

993
00:53:07,239 --> 00:53:10,960
Speaker 1: Okay, And it's coming up right after the break. I'm back. Hi.

994
00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:15,640
Speaker 3: I went to a dietician for my acid reflux and

995
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:18,719
Speaker 3: they ran all these tests and they said, here, you

996
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:20,920
Speaker 3: need to poop in this jar and mail it in.

997
00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:25,800
Speaker 3: I said, no questions, absolutely, I'll do that for you.

998
00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:26,880
Speaker 1: Take my poop.

999
00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:28,759
Speaker 2: Take hey, you take it.

1000
00:53:30,719 --> 00:53:33,320
Speaker 3: And what they what they make you do is like

1001
00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:38,719
Speaker 3: put a bag like a little you tape basically a

1002
00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:41,040
Speaker 3: piece of paper onto your toilet sto oh.

1003
00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:43,360
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, and you poop onto that paper and then

1004
00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:45,879
Speaker 1: they give you a little scooper yep too. I hope

1005
00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:46,399
Speaker 1: everyone at.

1006
00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:48,719
Speaker 3: Home is eating a nice big chocolate cake right now.

1007
00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:51,680
Speaker 3: And you scoop the poop and you put it into

1008
00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:54,880
Speaker 3: a little cup and you mail that in.

1009
00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:59,680
Speaker 1: Yeah to I think the government. The government and said

1010
00:53:59,719 --> 00:54:03,680
Speaker 1: what they do with the cup, They they they clean

1011
00:54:04,239 --> 00:54:09,720
Speaker 1: Mama again, I hope you're eating chocolate cake, eating chocolate

1012
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:11,879
Speaker 1: cake right now? It's poopoo?

1013
00:54:12,560 --> 00:54:17,360
Speaker 2: Is it poop? And is it poop? Okay?

1014
00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:20,600
Speaker 3: So then they came out so well, then I met

1015
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:27,280
Speaker 3: with a dietician and she goes, have you been camping recently?

1016
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:32,319
Speaker 1: And I was like, no, I haven't been camping since

1017
00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:34,800
Speaker 1: I was twelve. What what kind of weird question is that?

1018
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:38,800
Speaker 3: And she was like, you have this parasite that is

1019
00:54:39,640 --> 00:54:44,280
Speaker 3: common with people who've maybe been drink camping, drinking contaminated water.

1020
00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:50,480
Speaker 1: Or from and does she get there set yeah, yeah, yeah.

1021
00:54:50,480 --> 00:54:52,600
Speaker 1: And then I was like oh and.

1022
00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:57,480
Speaker 3: Then, but so the process of confirming that you have

1023
00:54:57,680 --> 00:54:59,400
Speaker 3: jaradia in order to get the.

1024
00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:03,120
Speaker 1: Is there's like mailing in your poop.

1025
00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:05,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I'm like, I don't want to be mailing

1026
00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:09,880
Speaker 3: my poop, like I'm leaving that behind. I said, no more,

1027
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:14,120
Speaker 3: no more, ask four, I'm not mailing my poop anyhow,

1028
00:55:15,160 --> 00:55:18,359
Speaker 3: I said, New Year knew me, no poop. I am

1029
00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:20,520
Speaker 3: not going to that mailbox with the jar of poop.

1030
00:55:20,719 --> 00:55:25,239
Speaker 2: Now, that's completely insane that that's how Yeah, yeah, well

1031
00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:28,120
Speaker 2: I've had it before and it hasn't stopped me.

1032
00:55:28,560 --> 00:55:31,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it was horrible and I got it on

1033
00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:34,879
Speaker 1: Fire Island and you saw me. Yeah, it was bad.

1034
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:38,479
Speaker 1: It was not good. You you like watched him? Yeah

1035
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:42,919
Speaker 1: we shared a room. No, but I but I watched

1036
00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:45,319
Speaker 1: you get your ass? Was I really? You know you didn't.

1037
00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:47,279
Speaker 1: Don't tell them that. I don't want to think about

1038
00:55:47,320 --> 00:55:47,640
Speaker 1: us like that.

1039
00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:51,560
Speaker 3: No, I was insinuating that you were watching him have

1040
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:52,880
Speaker 3: like explosive diary.

1041
00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:55,200
Speaker 1: Oh I thought you were insinuing that I was watching him.

1042
00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:58,000
Speaker 1: Isn't that funny? House are sharing the bed? When were

1043
00:55:58,000 --> 00:55:59,920
Speaker 1: we sharing the bed when I had to keep getting up?

1044
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:02,759
Speaker 3: Yes, we were, and we all sewed the bad the

1045
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:06,960
Speaker 3: only only only time I've ever and it was bad,

1046
00:56:07,120 --> 00:56:08,920
Speaker 3: like we both had like growing up moments.

1047
00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:11,719
Speaker 1: And the only time I've ever blacked out. Oh from

1048
00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:14,120
Speaker 1: the fourth of July were like they found my wallet

1049
00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:17,760
Speaker 1: on the boardwalk and it was this unity effort.

1050
00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:19,640
Speaker 2: It was the only time you ever blacked out.

1051
00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:20,600
Speaker 1: Good for you?

1052
00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:23,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, really, I would say so. I didn't really ever

1053
00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:27,239
Speaker 3: black out in college or high school. Hmmm, you sound

1054
00:56:27,280 --> 00:56:27,920
Speaker 3: like you don't believe me.

1055
00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:30,279
Speaker 2: No, I'm trying to go through the rolodex in my

1056
00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:32,880
Speaker 2: mind to think of times I've seen Bowen Yang sloppy.

1057
00:56:33,239 --> 00:56:36,680
Speaker 3: It was so scary because I've never like had like

1058
00:56:36,719 --> 00:56:38,520
Speaker 3: a black box in the memory of like, oh I

1059
00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:39,680
Speaker 3: don't remember what happened.

1060
00:56:39,719 --> 00:56:42,040
Speaker 2: Well, we got your back, the wallet, got.

1061
00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:45,399
Speaker 1: Me back the wallet, and thank god because a lot

1062
00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:49,799
Speaker 1: of I hope everybody's credit cards. Because this goes back

1063
00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:51,120
Speaker 1: to what I was saying about health.

1064
00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:55,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, you were saying that right before we got on. Yeah,

1065
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,680
Speaker 2: you were saying you hope COVID comes back, Yes, yeah,

1066
00:56:59,040 --> 00:57:06,960
Speaker 2: stronger because like it like a gay Yeah, it over promised.

1067
00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:10,440
Speaker 2: You think COVID under delivered.

1068
00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:12,040
Speaker 1: Compared to what.

1069
00:57:14,040 --> 00:57:18,640
Speaker 3: Compared to what compared to what? That's a really good

1070
00:57:18,720 --> 00:57:22,840
Speaker 3: season two specific I know. I'm sorry, I guess compared

1071
00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:24,800
Speaker 3: to difficult people.

1072
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:30,200
Speaker 1: Okay, are you? Yes? Yeah? Did you find something ever?

1073
00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:33,320
Speaker 2: Come on, You're right, I shouldn't even go there. Did

1074
00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:36,000
Speaker 2: you ever find something since Downton Abbey that you liked

1075
00:57:36,080 --> 00:57:36,560
Speaker 2: as much?

1076
00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:42,560
Speaker 1: Yes? What Gilded Age? I was always.

1077
00:57:44,240 --> 00:57:46,880
Speaker 2: Like Sideline, Like I was Sideline, We're going to take

1078
00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:51,240
Speaker 2: a break and not come back. We're back, We're back

1079
00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:52,960
Speaker 2: the Waltons.

1080
00:57:53,560 --> 00:57:56,000
Speaker 1: I don't think I know that? Is that about the

1081
00:57:56,080 --> 00:57:59,520
Speaker 1: Walton family. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no no, they're

1082
00:57:59,520 --> 00:58:01,400
Speaker 1: a family named the Waltons. And it's not like the

1083
00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:06,120
Speaker 1: Walmart Walton because you were saying you love Walmart and

1084
00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:09,840
Speaker 1: the family that that. I love how I love their

1085
00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:14,240
Speaker 1: business model? Like why why is that controversial to say? Like, right,

1086
00:58:14,640 --> 00:58:18,920
Speaker 1: they're doing very well? Why are there on Broadway? Why

1087
00:58:18,920 --> 00:58:20,800
Speaker 1: shouldn't I be proud of them? And yes, they're funding

1088
00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:23,919
Speaker 1: O Mary on Broadway? Yeah, and I'm very proud of them. Yeah,

1089
00:58:24,560 --> 00:58:27,320
Speaker 1: Like let's see what they're doing is legal? Yes, like.

1090
00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:33,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're cutting corners, they're underpaying, Like it's legal. If

1091
00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:35,480
Speaker 3: you have a problem with them, take it up with

1092
00:58:35,880 --> 00:58:39,640
Speaker 3: your president, Joe Biden, the one you both wanted so bad.

1093
00:58:39,880 --> 00:58:43,000
Speaker 1: We did want so bad. We really did.

1094
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:48,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, we really did it. I didn't, I wrote, I

1095
00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:57,720
Speaker 3: wrote in. I wrote in, uh uh Judy Garlic? Yeah,

1096
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,720
Speaker 3: where is she'll hitting the trail?

1097
00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:01,160
Speaker 2: Will she?

1098
00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:06,400
Speaker 1: She's in? She came, she was like, I have been

1099
00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:10,040
Speaker 1: wanted to be on this podcast. She's like, I want

1100
00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:15,600
Speaker 1: to talk about health in the gay I bet she does. Jardia.

1101
00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:20,280
Speaker 1: My husband has jardia. You can't get rid of it.

1102
00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:26,000
Speaker 1: Jared Jared, Hey, Cush, We can't give him a cool name.

1103
00:59:26,840 --> 00:59:29,640
Speaker 3: No, that's not cool, that's not cool. Jake Cush cush

1104
00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:33,840
Speaker 3: it well even Cush terrible weed name. Yeah, we don't

1105
00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:36,040
Speaker 3: like that, don Ja. What about Gonjo?

1106
00:59:36,960 --> 00:59:40,000
Speaker 1: No, it's bad, but we really haven't come up with

1107
00:59:40,080 --> 00:59:46,520
Speaker 1: something good. Molly's Molly's so good. I think funny. Who

1108
00:59:46,520 --> 00:59:47,000
Speaker 1: has Reefer?

1109
00:59:47,720 --> 00:59:50,760
Speaker 2: I love it? Let's go smoke reefer? You love it

1110
00:59:51,160 --> 00:59:53,640
Speaker 2: that Matt says it in a fun way, Griefer, Let's

1111
00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:56,440
Speaker 2: smoke a reefer. I got Jared be saying it to

1112
00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:58,280
Speaker 2: not Kushner, Jared Frieder.

1113
00:59:58,560 --> 01:00:02,760
Speaker 1: J fried I'm looking at you like I'm not sure,

1114
01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:06,000
Speaker 1: Like I'm a crazy guy and you're a crazy guy.

1115
01:00:07,040 --> 01:00:14,240
Speaker 1: I love kissing James every night. You tell us yes, wait,

1116
01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:20,120
Speaker 1: we share a leading man, romantic romantic lead. I'm sorry.

1117
01:00:20,120 --> 01:00:22,880
Speaker 1: I was my brain not what it used to be.

1118
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:23,439
Speaker 1: It's okay.

1119
01:00:24,200 --> 01:00:26,400
Speaker 2: I think it's going to get all the time. I

1120
01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:30,080
Speaker 2: think you're getting smarter every day and stronger. Yeah, I

1121
01:00:30,200 --> 01:00:34,680
Speaker 2: gotta say, well, i'd love to read. I'm reading books again.

1122
01:00:35,040 --> 01:00:39,160
Speaker 2: We're taking a European trip, and Bowen described the desire

1123
01:00:39,240 --> 01:00:44,480
Speaker 2: to read, and I thought that that sounded so boring.

1124
01:00:44,840 --> 01:00:48,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would go for depression. It was so it

1125
01:00:48,760 --> 01:00:51,760
Speaker 3: was really good for the bad moment that last summer

1126
01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:54,160
Speaker 3: m H was I. I was probably even boring you

1127
01:00:54,200 --> 01:00:55,440
Speaker 3: to death with it. I was just like I've been

1128
01:00:55,480 --> 01:00:58,920
Speaker 3: reading a lot. No, the thing is like you actually

1129
01:00:59,760 --> 01:01:03,280
Speaker 3: and this is the scary part. You did not seem

1130
01:01:03,320 --> 01:01:03,960
Speaker 3: different at all.

1131
01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:10,520
Speaker 1: That is terri lying because it was lying. No. The

1132
01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:14,200
Speaker 1: bad moment was like in London.

1133
01:01:13,880 --> 01:01:15,920
Speaker 3: And I was like, I have to go somewhere. I

1134
01:01:16,080 --> 01:01:18,880
Speaker 3: can't be like, I can't be here for I'm sorry,

1135
01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:20,880
Speaker 3: I keep shaking the table. And then by this that

1136
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:22,560
Speaker 3: by the time I was in another place and I

1137
01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:25,960
Speaker 3: was among friends or a friend was like, this is

1138
01:01:26,040 --> 01:01:26,439
Speaker 3: much better.

1139
01:01:27,080 --> 01:01:29,520
Speaker 1: So you were lying or wait what are you saying? Yeah,

1140
01:01:29,880 --> 01:01:31,800
Speaker 1: you were lying. I was lying.

1141
01:01:31,920 --> 01:01:34,640
Speaker 3: By the time you got this is not real and

1142
01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:38,720
Speaker 3: you and you were saying that sorry, uh no, we're back.

1143
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:42,920
Speaker 3: No you really didn't seem that's terrifying. That's terrifying. Do

1144
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:43,720
Speaker 3: you talk to anyone?

1145
01:01:44,720 --> 01:01:45,480
Speaker 2: No? Yeah?

1146
01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:49,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, Are you both in therapy like for real?

1147
01:01:49,680 --> 01:01:49,840
Speaker 2: Yes?

1148
01:01:49,960 --> 01:01:50,480
Speaker 1: With each other?

1149
01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:51,200
Speaker 2: With each other?

1150
01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:53,760
Speaker 1: You know what I just started doing what E M

1151
01:01:53,920 --> 01:01:57,120
Speaker 1: D R. Controversial is a controversial?

1152
01:01:57,160 --> 01:01:57,680
Speaker 2: Controversial?

1153
01:01:58,000 --> 01:01:59,880
Speaker 1: Well, I can't wait to hear everyone's opinion on it.

1154
01:02:01,520 --> 01:02:04,880
Speaker 2: What I really cannot wait for is for everyone in

1155
01:02:04,960 --> 01:02:08,640
Speaker 2: our beloved community to tell me, yeah, how I should.

1156
01:02:08,480 --> 01:02:09,200
Speaker 1: Be doing well?

1157
01:02:09,640 --> 01:02:12,880
Speaker 2: No, but I didn't mean to undercut. What is controversial

1158
01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:19,760
Speaker 2: about it that killed John Benet? It was emdr that

1159
01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:22,400
Speaker 2: did it. Yeah, wah, controversial. I think it's just I

1160
01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:24,880
Speaker 2: think it's a relatively new form of therapy. Okay, It's

1161
01:02:24,960 --> 01:02:29,400
Speaker 2: like there's a lot of deband it killed John Bennet. Wow,

1162
01:02:32,760 --> 01:02:37,840
Speaker 2: that's the comedy podcast can be funny?

1163
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:41,920
Speaker 1: Ship God, you said before you came on here, you

1164
01:02:42,120 --> 01:02:42,520
Speaker 1: killed her?

1165
01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:43,720
Speaker 2: So what the fuck?

1166
01:02:44,320 --> 01:02:45,600
Speaker 1: Oh my god? In the burping?

1167
01:02:48,560 --> 01:02:49,280
Speaker 2: What was that?

1168
01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:52,640
Speaker 1: The parents? No? No, no, the guy that that killed

1169
01:02:52,680 --> 01:02:56,440
Speaker 1: his wife? What's it called that documentary? And then he

1170
01:02:56,640 --> 01:03:01,240
Speaker 1: was oh drink No, no, it's the drinks? Or was

1171
01:03:01,800 --> 01:03:02,720
Speaker 1: the murder in Boston?

1172
01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:02,920
Speaker 2: No?

1173
01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:06,560
Speaker 1: No, no, that guy that like he he killed his wife?

1174
01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:07,200
Speaker 2: Huh.

1175
01:03:07,360 --> 01:03:09,240
Speaker 1: And then he was like in a bathroom on a

1176
01:03:09,320 --> 01:03:11,840
Speaker 1: live mic going pe and he's like, of course I

1177
01:03:11,960 --> 01:03:17,080
Speaker 1: killed them. Oh have you guys seen what Jennifer did? No,

1178
01:03:17,720 --> 01:03:20,880
Speaker 1: what's what Jennifer Did's on Netflex. It's like, truly the most.

1179
01:03:21,280 --> 01:03:24,000
Speaker 3: It hits hard because it hits close to home for

1180
01:03:24,080 --> 01:03:26,280
Speaker 3: me because it is this Asian girl who felt so

1181
01:03:26,520 --> 01:03:28,840
Speaker 3: pressured by her parents to succeed that.

1182
01:03:28,920 --> 01:03:32,480
Speaker 2: She killed them kill So that hit home for you.

1183
01:03:33,280 --> 01:03:35,640
Speaker 2: What you just said on the mic. It wasn't like

1184
01:03:35,720 --> 01:03:37,800
Speaker 2: Cole who said all the nasty thing.

1185
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:39,360
Speaker 1: No, this is on Mike.

1186
01:03:39,400 --> 01:03:41,880
Speaker 3: I'm saying, no, not that I relate to her killing

1187
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:44,080
Speaker 3: her wanting to kill her parents or killing her parents.

1188
01:03:44,160 --> 01:03:46,320
Speaker 3: It is this thing of like she must have felt

1189
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:50,400
Speaker 3: like it's like, y'all, if things did not go a

1190
01:03:50,520 --> 01:03:53,720
Speaker 3: certain way, like I would have been, I would have

1191
01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:58,480
Speaker 3: killed So I would have like been like in that

1192
01:03:58,880 --> 01:04:03,520
Speaker 3: kind of like you're saying, you get it. Yeah, you

1193
01:04:03,640 --> 01:04:07,120
Speaker 3: could have seen yourself going down. No, not yet her parents,

1194
01:04:07,200 --> 01:04:08,880
Speaker 3: but oh my god, this is so crazy.

1195
01:04:09,080 --> 01:04:12,520
Speaker 2: That watched the Mother's Day episode that I said all

1196
01:04:12,520 --> 01:04:14,840
Speaker 2: the other night that said, oh look but ones mom,

1197
01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:18,760
Speaker 2: that could have turned out really different. I'm saying, I'm

1198
01:04:18,840 --> 01:04:22,080
Speaker 2: like my life turned out. It was so many things

1199
01:04:22,120 --> 01:04:26,680
Speaker 2: aligning and it was this. No, I think what you're

1200
01:04:26,680 --> 01:04:27,800
Speaker 2: saying is very cogent.

1201
01:04:28,880 --> 01:04:29,760
Speaker 1: I think this is good.

1202
01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:32,680
Speaker 2: I think you're not saying I wanted to kill You're

1203
01:04:32,720 --> 01:04:35,840
Speaker 2: saying you understand the circumstances in which this girl did.

1204
01:04:36,240 --> 01:04:40,040
Speaker 2: You're saying you identify with, sympathize with, and trust her.

1205
01:04:40,240 --> 01:04:44,480
Speaker 2: I need to be president. You wantump on Broadway acting

1206
01:04:44,760 --> 01:04:48,240
Speaker 2: and this girl president. What Jennifer did was slay.

1207
01:04:48,920 --> 01:04:51,600
Speaker 3: She was like a compulsive She lied about like going

1208
01:04:51,640 --> 01:04:54,120
Speaker 3: to school because like her parents, like it was.

1209
01:04:54,320 --> 01:04:57,280
Speaker 1: It was so crazy. I love liars. I do have

1210
01:04:57,360 --> 01:04:59,240
Speaker 1: to tell you. Last night I watched the Lisa ren

1211
01:04:59,320 --> 01:05:02,880
Speaker 1: A Lifetime movie Mommy Meaness. You gotta get into it.

1212
01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:03,520
Speaker 1: It's good.

1213
01:05:03,680 --> 01:05:06,120
Speaker 2: It's based on a true story. It's about a mother

1214
01:05:06,440 --> 01:05:10,760
Speaker 2: who terrorizes her daughter to like control her by texting

1215
01:05:10,840 --> 01:05:15,840
Speaker 2: her like horrible vicious things from several burner phones. This

1216
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:19,160
Speaker 2: is based on a true story. And Rena is just like, well,

1217
01:05:19,280 --> 01:05:21,960
Speaker 2: I don't understand what's happening, like what it was, and

1218
01:05:22,120 --> 01:05:24,560
Speaker 2: she goes in the goes in her closet, sits down

1219
01:05:24,560 --> 01:05:25,440
Speaker 2: on her computer and just.

1220
01:05:26,880 --> 01:05:30,360
Speaker 1: And so so good.

1221
01:05:31,240 --> 01:05:34,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, the soaps really like get people like Julianne Morcule

1222
01:05:35,120 --> 01:05:36,920
Speaker 3: and Meg Ryan came from soaps.

1223
01:05:37,640 --> 01:05:39,960
Speaker 2: Who else there's there's like a famous Oh Margot Robbie

1224
01:05:40,320 --> 01:05:44,360
Speaker 2: was Australian neighbors. Yeah, uh uh huh, isn't that what

1225
01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:47,280
Speaker 2: it's called neighbors. And I believe Chris Hemsworth was also

1226
01:05:47,320 --> 01:05:49,960
Speaker 2: on that, and maybe even Kylie Minogue back in the day.

1227
01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:53,600
Speaker 2: Kylie Minogue was definitely on a soap back. Shout out

1228
01:05:53,600 --> 01:05:56,080
Speaker 2: to Kylie Minogue. Just saw her in Vegas. That was

1229
01:05:56,080 --> 01:06:00,240
Speaker 2: a great congrats by the way, thank you. I rolls

1230
01:06:00,280 --> 01:06:00,840
Speaker 2: him right back.

1231
01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:05,640
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, isn't that's any Frankel in a Last Time movie?

1232
01:06:06,560 --> 01:06:07,080
Speaker 1: She is.

1233
01:06:07,480 --> 01:06:09,320
Speaker 2: And it's another thing where it's like I have a

1234
01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:12,560
Speaker 2: daughter and it's weird. It's they really are pivoting to

1235
01:06:12,720 --> 01:06:15,160
Speaker 2: like it's me against my daughter.

1236
01:06:15,520 --> 01:06:16,080
Speaker 1: Yes, a lot.

1237
01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:19,240
Speaker 2: And you know what was was so I love about

1238
01:06:19,280 --> 01:06:21,680
Speaker 2: this movie was like it literally just ends with Lisa.

1239
01:06:21,680 --> 01:06:24,840
Speaker 2: We're gonna spoiler alert. She just like gets caught and

1240
01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:27,760
Speaker 2: she doesn't even like change. She's just like, well I

1241
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:31,360
Speaker 2: did it because I want us to be close friends.

1242
01:06:32,400 --> 01:06:35,720
Speaker 2: And the daughter's like, you're a fucking crazy person. She

1243
01:06:35,840 --> 01:06:37,880
Speaker 2: goes to jail for two days, gets out, and then

1244
01:06:37,920 --> 01:06:38,720
Speaker 2: the daughter moves out.

1245
01:06:38,800 --> 01:06:39,040
Speaker 1: That's it.

1246
01:06:39,200 --> 01:06:43,280
Speaker 2: There's like, no, there's no campy fight, there's no anything.

1247
01:06:43,560 --> 01:06:47,040
Speaker 2: I mean, it's gypsy, It's gypsy. It's Trump and Gypsy. Yeah,

1248
01:06:47,080 --> 01:06:49,400
Speaker 2: I think I think we found it right off the bat.

1249
01:06:49,640 --> 01:06:50,600
Speaker 2: It is Trump and Gypsy.

1250
01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:57,680
Speaker 1: What is it gonna be? It's just kind of giving,

1251
01:06:57,840 --> 01:07:04,040
Speaker 1: like what's that bear yogi? You'll get it's kind of Yeah,

1252
01:07:04,480 --> 01:07:05,640
Speaker 1: everybody loves Ruben.

1253
01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:08,439
Speaker 2: That's really good.

1254
01:07:12,360 --> 01:07:13,480
Speaker 1: Can you do, Patty Heaton?

1255
01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:20,959
Speaker 3: Why do Kelsey Grammar and I get ostracized for being Republicans?

1256
01:07:22,520 --> 01:07:25,760
Speaker 1: It's actually a really good question. Why why. It's just

1257
01:07:25,880 --> 01:07:26,560
Speaker 1: their beliefs.

1258
01:07:26,720 --> 01:07:31,480
Speaker 3: It's just their beliefs. Will be right back and we're back.

1259
01:07:32,040 --> 01:07:35,360
Speaker 3: What would you host a talk show? Yes, because I

1260
01:07:35,840 --> 01:07:40,200
Speaker 3: I feel like Broadway is over. Well it's over, but

1261
01:07:40,320 --> 01:07:41,880
Speaker 3: I feel like there is something that you got to be.

1262
01:07:41,960 --> 01:07:44,120
Speaker 3: You guys got to be careful because this is my community.

1263
01:07:44,200 --> 01:07:48,600
Speaker 3: Now you're right Broadway is I think for you?

1264
01:07:49,680 --> 01:07:51,800
Speaker 1: Is this fair to say? It's like the goal?

1265
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:52,200
Speaker 2: It is?

1266
01:07:52,280 --> 01:07:53,000
Speaker 1: It was always the goal.

1267
01:07:53,120 --> 01:07:55,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, the secret dream in the back of my mind

1268
01:07:55,400 --> 01:07:57,800
Speaker 3: was always like, that's so cool, Well how do I

1269
01:07:57,840 --> 01:07:58,480
Speaker 3: get to Broadway?

1270
01:07:59,720 --> 01:08:03,200
Speaker 1: Yeah? This could not have happened. Everyone thinks I'm joking. No, no, no,

1271
01:08:03,480 --> 01:08:06,200
Speaker 1: I don't think fuck you. Oh sorry, I.

1272
01:08:06,200 --> 01:08:11,000
Speaker 3: Don't mean it's okay, ugly, It's like because like, because

1273
01:08:11,080 --> 01:08:12,560
Speaker 3: I remember you saying this to me. It's the last

1274
01:08:12,560 --> 01:08:14,400
Speaker 3: and then last er we're talking about it afterwards, were like, oh,

1275
01:08:14,440 --> 01:08:17,360
Speaker 3: that's so cool, Like it's it's amazing, Like I feel

1276
01:08:17,439 --> 01:08:20,759
Speaker 3: like I thought every gay person was always just secretly

1277
01:08:20,920 --> 01:08:22,719
Speaker 3: like wanting to be on Broadway?

1278
01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:26,920
Speaker 1: Don't you think a little bit have that dream?

1279
01:08:27,640 --> 01:08:29,760
Speaker 3: Not quite as much as you guys, but I think yes,

1280
01:08:29,840 --> 01:08:32,000
Speaker 3: I've like had like the flash of the Fantis.

1281
01:08:32,400 --> 01:08:34,280
Speaker 1: You will no no no, no, no no no for me.

1282
01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:37,160
Speaker 1: It's just like I don't think that's like Frost Nixon

1283
01:08:38,880 --> 01:08:39,800
Speaker 1: that actually would be good.

1284
01:08:39,920 --> 01:08:42,200
Speaker 3: I'm Nixon, I think so I think you have a

1285
01:08:42,280 --> 01:08:47,960
Speaker 3: better Nixon. I'm oh, my god, better than your Trump.

1286
01:08:51,439 --> 01:08:54,960
Speaker 1: Who is that? I can't wait to get that. It's

1287
01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:59,439
Speaker 1: sort of like who is It's like you doing fallon doing.

1288
01:08:59,479 --> 01:09:03,559
Speaker 3: It's like a cartoon villain, like like I can't it's

1289
01:09:03,600 --> 01:09:06,920
Speaker 3: not Jaffar, it's almost Jaffar.

1290
01:09:07,439 --> 01:09:08,400
Speaker 1: To get back on track.

1291
01:09:08,600 --> 01:09:12,160
Speaker 3: It's very cool that you're doing Broadway and is the

1292
01:09:12,200 --> 01:09:14,519
Speaker 3: fantasy to stay there the rest of your life?

1293
01:09:15,280 --> 01:09:17,280
Speaker 1: I would like to keep working in theater.

1294
01:09:18,240 --> 01:09:19,320
Speaker 2: Why just twelve weeks?

1295
01:09:21,720 --> 01:09:27,280
Speaker 1: I work with a numerologist who she's very powerful, this woman,

1296
01:09:28,680 --> 01:09:31,559
Speaker 1: her shoulders are so broad do you think it's because

1297
01:09:31,720 --> 01:09:35,240
Speaker 1: of the numerology. Yeah, she's got this kind of sexy

1298
01:09:35,400 --> 01:09:39,479
Speaker 1: kind of oh like yeah, she's got this sexy gate.

1299
01:09:39,720 --> 01:09:43,479
Speaker 1: She just walks real bow legged. Yeah, and I love her.

1300
01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:46,920
Speaker 1: And she said twelve. Yeah. She looked at me and

1301
01:09:47,040 --> 01:09:51,280
Speaker 1: she said twelve Is it actually the goal for you?

1302
01:09:51,560 --> 01:09:53,519
Speaker 2: Like, because I saw you talking about this on Stradio

1303
01:09:53,600 --> 01:09:54,960
Speaker 2: Lab like someone else would do it.

1304
01:09:55,200 --> 01:09:58,200
Speaker 1: I would love for someone else to play Mary. Really yeah,

1305
01:09:58,920 --> 01:10:01,479
Speaker 1: And do you think would you want like some like

1306
01:10:01,760 --> 01:10:04,160
Speaker 1: a list person to drop in and like, I.

1307
01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:06,240
Speaker 3: Don't care as long as they're like I would want

1308
01:10:06,280 --> 01:10:10,960
Speaker 3: them to be like good. Yeah, my dream is Titus Burgess.

1309
01:10:11,120 --> 01:10:15,559
Speaker 3: Oh god, Like in a way that almost would make

1310
01:10:15,600 --> 01:10:18,120
Speaker 3: me be like, wait, maybe you're too good.

1311
01:10:18,960 --> 01:10:21,679
Speaker 1: Don't don't it wouldn't It wouldn't be that be different,

1312
01:10:21,960 --> 01:10:23,600
Speaker 1: That's what I was gonna say. But that would be

1313
01:10:23,680 --> 01:10:24,880
Speaker 1: good and it's like thrilling, but.

1314
01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:29,439
Speaker 3: Like yeah, imagine, imagine totally yeah, yeah, And I can

1315
01:10:29,520 --> 01:10:32,280
Speaker 3: picture how Titus this wig would be different too, like

1316
01:10:32,960 --> 01:10:34,080
Speaker 3: the stupid curls.

1317
01:10:34,880 --> 01:10:37,280
Speaker 1: Have you had so many conversations with people where they

1318
01:10:37,439 --> 01:10:38,680
Speaker 1: they cast it at you?

1319
01:10:39,320 --> 01:10:41,920
Speaker 2: No? Really, no, why do you want to start?

1320
01:10:42,200 --> 01:10:46,479
Speaker 1: Sure? I mean frankly, you'd be great. No, yeah, no,

1321
01:10:46,560 --> 01:10:50,439
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. But you don't think i'd be good as Mary?

1322
01:10:51,840 --> 01:10:55,080
Speaker 3: Hey, No, I'm thinking I think you'd be a good

1323
01:10:55,160 --> 01:10:55,840
Speaker 3: Mary's teacher.

1324
01:10:56,600 --> 01:10:58,840
Speaker 1: Yeah you have you have, you have the skull. If

1325
01:10:58,880 --> 01:11:02,280
Speaker 1: I had to cast you and the show, it would

1326
01:11:02,320 --> 01:11:06,479
Speaker 1: be as I had to if I had gun to

1327
01:11:06,560 --> 01:11:09,479
Speaker 1: my head, leading man, gun to my head, I would

1328
01:11:09,520 --> 01:11:15,360
Speaker 1: just tell them to shoot. But I would say I

1329
01:11:15,560 --> 01:11:18,360
Speaker 1: can't cast Matt in this show. I would say, just

1330
01:11:18,400 --> 01:11:23,400
Speaker 1: shoot me. But no, don't actually feel bad for me.

1331
01:11:23,479 --> 01:11:26,280
Speaker 2: That makes it real, you monster, don't be like this

1332
01:11:26,439 --> 01:11:29,040
Speaker 2: is my friend breaking down, crying, weeping.

1333
01:11:30,360 --> 01:11:33,599
Speaker 1: God, damn it. Well, I really are driving us apart.

1334
01:11:33,720 --> 01:11:34,519
Speaker 1: I really.

1335
01:11:34,640 --> 01:11:39,439
Speaker 3: I was thinking if Bowen's Mary, then I would want

1336
01:11:39,479 --> 01:11:42,559
Speaker 3: you to be Mary's teacher, I think. But I can

1337
01:11:42,640 --> 01:11:45,040
Speaker 3: also see a world where you're Mary, and your aid

1338
01:11:46,760 --> 01:11:48,960
Speaker 3: I would love to see. I think I'm better cast

1339
01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:51,840
Speaker 3: his abe. You put all your little Asian guys as.

1340
01:11:51,840 --> 01:11:52,479
Speaker 1: Abe, don't you.

1341
01:11:52,720 --> 01:11:58,840
Speaker 3: Yeah you were saying earlier, Yeah, yeah, I do not

1342
01:11:59,000 --> 01:12:01,800
Speaker 3: to put her, not because of Titus, and it's like

1343
01:12:01,880 --> 01:12:04,800
Speaker 3: such a within that circle. But like I think House,

1344
01:12:04,920 --> 01:12:08,680
Speaker 3: I was just gonna say, like, yeah, I mean, oh

1345
01:12:08,720 --> 01:12:10,160
Speaker 3: my god, wouldn't Sedaris want to do it?

1346
01:12:10,680 --> 01:12:11,320
Speaker 1: Absolutely?

1347
01:12:11,720 --> 01:12:15,960
Speaker 3: God should be amazing. But I would love to write plays.

1348
01:12:16,439 --> 01:12:18,559
Speaker 3: I would love to keep writing plays and other people

1349
01:12:19,320 --> 01:12:22,680
Speaker 3: to be in. I mean, what's what's very cool is that.

1350
01:12:22,880 --> 01:12:25,639
Speaker 3: I think it's like, at this point, you just get

1351
01:12:25,680 --> 01:12:29,439
Speaker 3: to do anything and everything. I don't know, can we

1352
01:12:29,560 --> 01:12:34,799
Speaker 3: be The industry is really amazing, That's true. The industries

1353
01:12:34,800 --> 01:12:39,639
Speaker 3: are really amazing right now. Everyone's really excited and everyone

1354
01:12:39,880 --> 01:12:40,280
Speaker 3: is happy.

1355
01:12:41,680 --> 01:12:42,200
Speaker 1: Earnestly.

1356
01:12:42,600 --> 01:12:46,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, one deserves it more. Yeah, nobody deserves it more.

1357
01:12:47,040 --> 01:12:50,880
Speaker 2: Fuck no, because I'm not doing this. This is you

1358
01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:53,400
Speaker 2: are not the host of this podcast, my podcast, And

1359
01:12:53,479 --> 01:12:55,080
Speaker 2: sometimes it gets earnest thanks.

1360
01:12:56,439 --> 01:13:00,880
Speaker 1: I think that word thought, Yeah, well deserve Oh sure,

1361
01:13:01,120 --> 01:13:08,439
Speaker 1: because we all deserve. Of course, everything deserves you. You

1362
01:13:08,640 --> 01:13:17,080
Speaker 1: are you are the sister, you never have whatever, you know,

1363
01:13:17,120 --> 01:13:21,160
Speaker 1: You're our idol. Yes stopping, I mean it is perfect.

1364
01:13:21,240 --> 01:13:24,679
Speaker 3: It's also I mean, watching the show, it's the best

1365
01:13:24,720 --> 01:13:26,519
Speaker 3: thing that's ever happened to me in my whole life,

1366
01:13:26,720 --> 01:13:31,679
Speaker 3: this show being produced. And I'm trying to like soak

1367
01:13:31,760 --> 01:13:34,840
Speaker 3: up everything that's that's happening right now because I know

1368
01:13:35,840 --> 01:13:36,960
Speaker 3: soon my turn will be over.

1369
01:13:37,880 --> 01:13:40,360
Speaker 1: And that's fine. All our turn. We all get a turn,

1370
01:13:40,720 --> 01:13:42,120
Speaker 1: and we get to the back of the line, and

1371
01:13:42,200 --> 01:13:43,640
Speaker 1: we wait and we wait and we wait, and then

1372
01:13:43,720 --> 01:13:44,240
Speaker 1: we get our turn.

1373
01:13:44,280 --> 01:13:45,280
Speaker 2: Well you got to get fast passed.

1374
01:13:45,320 --> 01:13:51,800
Speaker 1: This is why you need to go to you every line. Yeah, okay, fine,

1375
01:13:51,800 --> 01:13:53,920
Speaker 1: I'll go to Epcot honestly.

1376
01:13:54,240 --> 01:13:57,120
Speaker 2: One day days time we're on like one of our

1377
01:13:57,200 --> 01:13:58,120
Speaker 2: eight day trips.

1378
01:13:58,479 --> 01:14:01,000
Speaker 3: Here's why I wouldn't go. I don't want to be

1379
01:14:01,040 --> 01:14:06,200
Speaker 3: on a plane about it. I don't want to take

1380
01:14:06,240 --> 01:14:08,800
Speaker 3: a plane about it, you know. But I don't want

1381
01:14:08,800 --> 01:14:11,680
Speaker 3: to go to the airport, get on a plane, be

1382
01:14:11,840 --> 01:14:14,839
Speaker 3: at the airport, get my luggage all for Epcot.

1383
01:14:15,120 --> 01:14:17,720
Speaker 1: Like if I was in shore wherever, where is it?

1384
01:14:19,320 --> 01:14:23,560
Speaker 1: Orlando exactly? And I if I was in Orlando, I

1385
01:14:23,600 --> 01:14:29,439
Speaker 1: would love mary down in Orlando. Yes, liars, both of

1386
01:14:29,520 --> 01:14:33,240
Speaker 1: you smell it. I smell it seeping out of your pores.

1387
01:14:33,360 --> 01:14:33,840
Speaker 1: The lies.

1388
01:14:34,800 --> 01:14:39,920
Speaker 3: But the weed, the weed, the marijuana, the pot, YouTube

1389
01:14:40,000 --> 01:14:42,719
Speaker 3: pot smokers. I've had enough of YouTube pot smokers.

1390
01:14:42,760 --> 01:14:46,400
Speaker 1: I've had enough of us. But I would I would

1391
01:14:46,400 --> 01:14:48,599
Speaker 1: go to Epcot if I was in Orlando already.

1392
01:14:48,720 --> 01:14:50,760
Speaker 2: All right, okay, so we just have to figure out

1393
01:14:50,760 --> 01:14:55,000
Speaker 2: a way to trap me in Orlando, entrapman Central Florida.

1394
01:14:55,920 --> 01:14:57,200
Speaker 2: I do it, we can do it.

1395
01:14:57,680 --> 01:14:58,519
Speaker 1: What's that face for?

1396
01:14:59,120 --> 01:14:59,560
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1397
01:15:01,080 --> 01:15:02,960
Speaker 1: I don't know if I could do it. I don't

1398
01:15:03,040 --> 01:15:08,680
Speaker 1: know about like really Florida in general. The hell of

1399
01:15:08,760 --> 01:15:11,439
Speaker 1: a drug. But yeah, you do have to kind of

1400
01:15:11,520 --> 01:15:13,400
Speaker 1: go there to go to Disney World. So that's I

1401
01:15:13,439 --> 01:15:16,519
Speaker 1: guess where we're rubbing it. It's just it's the plane, correct,

1402
01:15:16,920 --> 01:15:17,680
Speaker 1: the airports.

1403
01:15:18,280 --> 01:15:19,160
Speaker 2: You don't like to fly.

1404
01:15:19,680 --> 01:15:20,320
Speaker 1: I don't like it.

1405
01:15:21,400 --> 01:15:27,040
Speaker 3: It's very scary. Yeah, because growing up there, Okay, I

1406
01:15:27,280 --> 01:15:31,480
Speaker 3: just like I never got to soar.

1407
01:15:33,280 --> 01:15:35,040
Speaker 1: And to be that high.

1408
01:15:35,720 --> 01:15:41,720
Speaker 2: Like it's like, mme everything it reminds me of like

1409
01:15:41,880 --> 01:15:43,439
Speaker 2: what I didn't get growing up.

1410
01:15:44,680 --> 01:15:48,479
Speaker 1: And I'm sorry, I have to go. Pooper really bad.

1411
01:15:49,800 --> 01:15:50,479
Speaker 1: We'll be right back.

1412
01:16:00,560 --> 01:16:01,439
Speaker 2: Are you pooping a lot?

1413
01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:03,200
Speaker 1: I do poop a lot?

1414
01:16:03,320 --> 01:16:05,599
Speaker 2: That's good, Yeah, you poop a lot.

1415
01:16:05,880 --> 01:16:07,040
Speaker 1: Hmm. I'm a vegan.

1416
01:16:07,880 --> 01:16:11,360
Speaker 3: M So all of this really supports the idea that

1417
01:16:11,479 --> 01:16:15,280
Speaker 3: I've had, which is that coal not to actually earnestly

1418
01:16:15,439 --> 01:16:16,040
Speaker 3: get on health.

1419
01:16:16,120 --> 01:16:18,400
Speaker 1: But I find you to be very healthy. Thank you

1420
01:16:18,479 --> 01:16:18,880
Speaker 1: for saying that.

1421
01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:21,879
Speaker 3: Overall, it's one of my main initiatives going to Broadway.

1422
01:16:22,360 --> 01:16:25,240
Speaker 3: Make Broadway healthy again, Bring healthy back, Bring health back

1423
01:16:25,280 --> 01:16:30,800
Speaker 3: to Broadway. People think, oh, capitalism's ruining theater because ticket

1424
01:16:30,880 --> 01:16:35,559
Speaker 3: prices are right. I think we eat right mm hmm,

1425
01:16:36,160 --> 01:16:39,360
Speaker 3: we get the good eight hours of sleep we need. Yeah,

1426
01:16:40,040 --> 01:16:45,000
Speaker 3: finances will catch up well because you eat, like, don't

1427
01:16:45,080 --> 01:16:47,639
Speaker 3: sleep well. You don't sleep well. I stay up every

1428
01:16:47,720 --> 01:16:50,439
Speaker 3: night till five am. Seriously, Yeah, no matter what, what

1429
01:16:50,560 --> 01:16:53,479
Speaker 3: time do you get up? If I'm on my own,

1430
01:16:53,640 --> 01:16:56,280
Speaker 3: I'll wake up at like if I have nowhere to be.

1431
01:16:56,520 --> 01:17:02,320
Speaker 1: Yeah. Three. Really, so you're nocturnal. Nocturnal always happen? Does

1432
01:17:02,400 --> 01:17:05,599
Speaker 1: that bother you that you don't see the morning? Yes?

1433
01:17:07,680 --> 01:17:08,080
Speaker 2: What do we do?

1434
01:17:08,520 --> 01:17:15,400
Speaker 1: I don't know? Birding? Birding, birding? Like when this this?

1435
01:17:16,560 --> 01:17:18,719
Speaker 1: Oh you want to like go like look at the bird.

1436
01:17:18,920 --> 01:17:21,919
Speaker 1: I've thought about that because I need a hobby. It's actually,

1437
01:17:22,360 --> 01:17:25,920
Speaker 1: do you bird? I've started to app. I have an app.

1438
01:17:26,280 --> 01:17:29,080
Speaker 3: Merlin is the one that the Cornell Institute of Ornithology

1439
01:17:29,200 --> 01:17:30,360
Speaker 3: or whatever, like they have a department.

1440
01:17:30,479 --> 01:17:34,240
Speaker 1: Oh, they're really problematic. Actually, because you're the president. You

1441
01:17:34,280 --> 01:17:37,679
Speaker 1: were saying before, you're gonna and that's been your mission. Yeah,

1442
01:17:38,120 --> 01:17:43,960
Speaker 1: to problematize, to kill the birds. Kill the birds.

1443
01:17:46,360 --> 01:17:46,519
Speaker 2: Verry.

1444
01:17:46,800 --> 01:17:49,639
Speaker 1: Well, I mean it's interesting because that's that feeds into

1445
01:17:49,680 --> 01:17:50,360
Speaker 1: my I don't think so.

1446
01:17:50,560 --> 01:17:54,920
Speaker 2: Oh you sang that song at Queer's Live I did

1447
01:17:55,960 --> 01:17:58,960
Speaker 2: means a lot to me again that we should do

1448
01:17:59,000 --> 01:17:59,360
Speaker 2: it again.

1449
01:18:00,080 --> 01:18:01,280
Speaker 1: This means a lot to me that you came to

1450
01:18:01,360 --> 01:18:02,040
Speaker 1: the show. Thank you.

1451
01:18:03,240 --> 01:18:05,400
Speaker 2: Really, what if we did Queers Live at like Radio

1452
01:18:05,479 --> 01:18:08,760
Speaker 2: City Music Hall? Yeah, let's do it, do it? They offer,

1453
01:18:08,880 --> 01:18:11,320
Speaker 2: Actually we're offered a show at this other thing. Maybe

1454
01:18:11,320 --> 01:18:12,479
Speaker 2: we should do Maybe we should do that.

1455
01:18:12,760 --> 01:18:15,439
Speaker 1: That's fun, that could be really fun or Orlando, and

1456
01:18:15,520 --> 01:18:16,559
Speaker 1: then that's what we get. Yeah.

1457
01:18:16,800 --> 01:18:19,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you can get me to Orlando for a gig,

1458
01:18:19,240 --> 01:18:22,439
Speaker 3: I'll go to Epicot with you. Okay, but really quickly

1459
01:18:22,520 --> 01:18:25,200
Speaker 3: I've gone burning for oh yeah, for for just like

1460
01:18:25,320 --> 01:18:26,560
Speaker 3: and for curiosity.

1461
01:18:27,720 --> 01:18:29,479
Speaker 1: So much fun. Where do you go with the parks?

1462
01:18:29,880 --> 01:18:32,320
Speaker 3: Prospect Park a veil of Kashmir so literally like historic

1463
01:18:32,360 --> 01:18:34,599
Speaker 3: cruising spot, but it is the best spot for birding.

1464
01:18:34,840 --> 01:18:41,000
Speaker 1: It's so funny. Sure, yeah, something to peckers. I was

1465
01:18:41,120 --> 01:18:43,479
Speaker 1: just looking for a bird thing.

1466
01:18:43,560 --> 01:18:43,720
Speaker 2: I know.

1467
01:18:43,840 --> 01:18:47,760
Speaker 1: I've got Chardia. This character is a caricature.

1468
01:18:48,320 --> 01:18:49,120
Speaker 2: It's so fun.

1469
01:18:49,600 --> 01:18:51,240
Speaker 1: Get a nice pair of binoculars. And then you go

1470
01:18:51,360 --> 01:18:52,960
Speaker 1: you go in the mornings, and it's all much were

1471
01:18:53,000 --> 01:18:56,960
Speaker 1: they How much were they the binoculars? I actually.

1472
01:18:58,680 --> 01:19:01,240
Speaker 3: I'm about a mid price, Like I mean, they do

1473
01:19:01,439 --> 01:19:06,760
Speaker 3: go crazy like eighty bucks. Oh my god, they're expensive. Yeah,

1474
01:19:07,120 --> 01:19:08,800
Speaker 3: I bought one for eighty bucks. And then but then

1475
01:19:08,840 --> 01:19:10,320
Speaker 3: you go there, it's all these old women, but the

1476
01:19:10,360 --> 01:19:13,080
Speaker 3: activity itself is free. And the old women there compared

1477
01:19:13,120 --> 01:19:18,439
Speaker 3: to boomer how about that generational you can't okay.

1478
01:19:18,920 --> 01:19:22,519
Speaker 1: And then in a group, well, there's it seems like

1479
01:19:22,560 --> 01:19:23,679
Speaker 1: there's there's a lot of walks.

1480
01:19:23,680 --> 01:19:25,760
Speaker 3: There's like a queer birding group, and there's like you know,

1481
01:19:25,920 --> 01:19:28,320
Speaker 3: like whatever, like different beer birding group, queer birding groups

1482
01:19:28,320 --> 01:19:29,040
Speaker 3: already redunded.

1483
01:19:30,360 --> 01:19:33,600
Speaker 1: But then there's like all these guys with cameras. But

1484
01:19:33,680 --> 01:19:35,080
Speaker 1: it's it's like nice. It's like you get all types

1485
01:19:35,080 --> 01:19:38,800
Speaker 1: and it's free. And the camera guys, God makes me

1486
01:19:38,960 --> 01:19:42,800
Speaker 1: so horny. I love guys with camera, Oh my god.

1487
01:19:44,160 --> 01:19:46,560
Speaker 3: And it's it's just four different people telling you like

1488
01:19:47,320 --> 01:19:50,120
Speaker 3: there's this Scarlett Tanneger today. Oh, like they're they're like

1489
01:19:50,200 --> 01:19:51,920
Speaker 3: pointing it out to you, or it's like they're politely

1490
01:19:51,960 --> 01:19:54,240
Speaker 3: being like you see, there's a there's a nutatt today.

1491
01:19:54,400 --> 01:19:57,720
Speaker 3: It's so sweet. It's very standing. I heard, I heard,

1492
01:19:58,000 --> 01:20:00,760
Speaker 3: and then no, no, no it's not, and then and

1493
01:20:00,840 --> 01:20:04,439
Speaker 3: then I'm sorry. Looking at a bird up close in

1494
01:20:04,479 --> 01:20:06,800
Speaker 3: the binoculars in three D space as the lights hitting it,

1495
01:20:06,880 --> 01:20:10,160
Speaker 3: it is like incredible. Yeah, and that sounds more healthy

1496
01:20:10,280 --> 01:20:13,360
Speaker 3: than like gambling totally, but it's the same. It feeds

1497
01:20:13,400 --> 01:20:15,000
Speaker 3: the same, and it feeds the same if like I

1498
01:20:15,040 --> 01:20:16,479
Speaker 3: want to I want to win, I want to catch.

1499
01:20:16,600 --> 01:20:18,760
Speaker 3: Yes the thing and it's like all you're doing is

1500
01:20:18,840 --> 01:20:21,720
Speaker 3: looking at a bird. You're looking at a bird, and

1501
01:20:21,880 --> 01:20:25,759
Speaker 3: then you think, oh, is that gonna hurt exactly?

1502
01:20:26,439 --> 01:20:29,439
Speaker 1: It's maybe the race. They want their privacy.

1503
01:20:30,439 --> 01:20:31,280
Speaker 2: It's one of those things.

1504
01:20:31,360 --> 01:20:32,720
Speaker 3: It's one of those hobbies where I'm like, why the

1505
01:20:32,800 --> 01:20:34,680
Speaker 3: fuck do people get into this? And then you do

1506
01:20:34,760 --> 01:20:37,799
Speaker 3: it once and you're like, oh, I get it. I'm promised.

1507
01:20:37,840 --> 01:20:41,000
Speaker 3: And it seems like it would be something fun to

1508
01:20:41,160 --> 01:20:45,000
Speaker 3: add to traveling, Like if you're traveling and you're like, ooh,

1509
01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:46,760
Speaker 3: I'm going to see what kind of birds they have here?

1510
01:20:47,320 --> 01:20:49,840
Speaker 1: A big yellow, a big yellow. Oh, the big yellow.

1511
01:20:49,960 --> 01:20:50,080
Speaker 2: Oh.

1512
01:20:50,120 --> 01:20:52,560
Speaker 3: I I went to Canada and I saw all the

1513
01:20:52,600 --> 01:20:57,120
Speaker 3: big yellow I'm genuinely excited to do that. Yeah, when

1514
01:20:57,160 --> 01:20:58,400
Speaker 3: I go, this will loop back.

1515
01:20:58,320 --> 01:21:01,200
Speaker 1: Around to activity. I can't because of color blindness.

1516
01:21:01,439 --> 01:21:04,160
Speaker 3: No, I am color blind as well. You actually are,

1517
01:21:04,280 --> 01:21:07,880
Speaker 3: I am. I can't tell the difference between green and

1518
01:21:07,920 --> 01:21:08,840
Speaker 3: brown a lot of the time.

1519
01:21:09,080 --> 01:21:11,600
Speaker 1: Neither can I. Yeah, it's because you're red green color blind, right,

1520
01:21:12,320 --> 01:21:13,840
Speaker 1: And so when I was a kid, I would color

1521
01:21:13,920 --> 01:21:20,920
Speaker 1: the tree. Sorry, okay, I would color the trunks of

1522
01:21:20,960 --> 01:21:24,439
Speaker 1: the trees green and the leaves brown, and I would

1523
01:21:24,479 --> 01:21:30,360
Speaker 1: get points knocked off. Yeah, minus two and there were

1524
01:21:30,439 --> 01:21:32,960
Speaker 1: only there's only yeah, like ten points.

1525
01:21:33,360 --> 01:21:35,880
Speaker 2: My sister I used to think she had green hair

1526
01:21:36,120 --> 01:21:37,920
Speaker 2: all my life, Yeah, because she had brown hair and

1527
01:21:38,000 --> 01:21:38,880
Speaker 2: it looked green to me.

1528
01:21:39,080 --> 01:21:40,840
Speaker 1: And I thought peanut butter was green.

1529
01:21:41,360 --> 01:21:44,320
Speaker 2: I probably still do, to be honest. Blue and purple

1530
01:21:44,479 --> 01:21:48,200
Speaker 2: and peach possible, sometimes weird ones like orange.

1531
01:21:48,280 --> 01:21:50,960
Speaker 1: Have you ever worn those glasses? Yes, but they're a scam.

1532
01:21:52,320 --> 01:21:54,240
Speaker 1: I never tried them. I was gonna say, like, oh,

1533
01:21:54,240 --> 01:21:55,519
Speaker 1: that would have been a fun thing for us to

1534
01:21:55,600 --> 01:21:57,559
Speaker 1: do today, but they're a scam.

1535
01:21:58,160 --> 01:22:01,760
Speaker 2: Honestly, my we did a secret SAMD and my one

1536
01:22:01,800 --> 01:22:04,840
Speaker 2: friend got me those colors, those glasses, and it ended

1537
01:22:04,920 --> 01:22:07,240
Speaker 2: up being like I put them on, and I'm like, well,

1538
01:22:07,280 --> 01:22:10,519
Speaker 2: if this is what everyone sees normally, it's hell yeah,

1539
01:22:10,720 --> 01:22:13,320
Speaker 2: and yeah, I just thought, because you know, they're like

1540
01:22:13,400 --> 01:22:14,640
Speaker 2: those red glasses.

1541
01:22:15,439 --> 01:22:18,360
Speaker 1: I just saw like red, like I didn't see anything,

1542
01:22:18,720 --> 01:22:22,360
Speaker 1: no new. I wonder if they bought the cheap ones

1543
01:22:22,600 --> 01:22:25,200
Speaker 1: or something. I mean, certainly, who is this friend? Name

1544
01:22:25,280 --> 01:22:29,000
Speaker 1: them Chrish likeer like Chris, you cheap bastard.

1545
01:22:29,960 --> 01:22:33,080
Speaker 2: But also he got me a like a set, though

1546
01:22:33,120 --> 01:22:34,840
Speaker 2: at the same time it wasn't the only gift he

1547
01:22:34,920 --> 01:22:36,720
Speaker 2: got me, like a like a shirt was it like

1548
01:22:36,800 --> 01:22:37,320
Speaker 2: a So.

1549
01:22:37,439 --> 01:22:41,479
Speaker 1: You're a spoiled little your daddy's spoiled brat. Yes, yes, yes,

1550
01:22:41,960 --> 01:22:44,479
Speaker 1: always have been, always will be. Yeah, never will change.

1551
01:22:44,600 --> 01:22:45,360
Speaker 2: Never brat.

1552
01:22:45,840 --> 01:22:48,920
Speaker 1: I love a brat. It's so fun. Mary's kind of

1553
01:22:48,920 --> 01:22:50,639
Speaker 1: a brat. I love, Yeah, total.

1554
01:22:50,479 --> 01:22:53,920
Speaker 2: Brattle brat, total brady girl.

1555
01:22:54,560 --> 01:22:57,599
Speaker 1: I'm a brat. I know that about you. Yeah.

1556
01:22:58,880 --> 01:23:02,920
Speaker 2: They demanded a very nice hotel room, did the Amsterdam

1557
01:23:02,960 --> 01:23:06,040
Speaker 2: and I gave it? Yeah, the sofa teltel.

1558
01:23:06,920 --> 01:23:10,960
Speaker 1: Do we get breakfast the next day? Yeah? Great breakfast.

1559
01:23:11,120 --> 01:23:11,800
Speaker 1: I lost there.

1560
01:23:12,240 --> 01:23:18,959
Speaker 2: I think maybe my favorite city that's Adam Breakfast Amsterdam,

1561
01:23:19,400 --> 01:23:21,920
Speaker 2: London's great kid naming cities.

1562
01:23:22,439 --> 01:23:26,600
Speaker 1: Well, I like, I forgot the rest. I love the

1563
01:23:27,120 --> 01:23:33,040
Speaker 1: actually tucky. I like California Atlantic Ocean.

1564
01:23:33,080 --> 01:23:36,080
Speaker 2: It's time for I don't think so, honey. Just before

1565
01:23:36,360 --> 01:23:40,519
Speaker 2: our friend really embarrassed him, I'm in a cave. I'm

1566
01:23:40,560 --> 01:23:43,040
Speaker 2: doing a thing with a cup in the cave. It's

1567
01:23:43,040 --> 01:23:46,200
Speaker 2: a visual medium. You look silly. We got cameras since

1568
01:23:46,200 --> 01:23:49,519
Speaker 2: you've last been on No this is I don't think

1569
01:23:49,600 --> 01:23:52,719
Speaker 2: so honey. One thing hasn't changed. One thing hasn't changed.

1570
01:23:53,479 --> 01:23:56,680
Speaker 2: We still do this goddamn segment. Okay, I don't think

1571
01:23:56,680 --> 01:23:59,760
Speaker 2: so wanty. We ran against something in pop culture that's

1572
01:24:00,160 --> 01:24:02,599
Speaker 2: not so great to us. And I had an experience

1573
01:24:02,680 --> 01:24:03,920
Speaker 2: this weekend and I would like to talk about.

1574
01:24:03,920 --> 01:24:07,600
Speaker 1: Okay, tough, tough couple of days for my girl. This

1575
01:24:07,680 --> 01:24:09,120
Speaker 1: is Matt Rodgers. I don't think so many as time

1576
01:24:09,160 --> 01:24:09,760
Speaker 1: starts now.

1577
01:24:09,760 --> 01:24:11,160
Speaker 2: I don't think so, honey. If you show up to

1578
01:24:11,240 --> 01:24:14,800
Speaker 2: a theme party and you don't have anything on that's

1579
01:24:14,840 --> 01:24:15,360
Speaker 2: the theme.

1580
01:24:15,200 --> 01:24:16,879
Speaker 1: Maybe they're coming from work and it's.

1581
01:24:16,960 --> 01:24:20,680
Speaker 2: No, I tell you something, stop it, okay, because I

1582
01:24:20,800 --> 01:24:22,560
Speaker 2: haven't even been and I hadn't even been doing that

1583
01:24:22,640 --> 01:24:24,720
Speaker 2: for ten seconds, and you sided with all of them,

1584
01:24:25,439 --> 01:24:27,439
Speaker 2: and that says a lot about what's going to happen

1585
01:24:27,520 --> 01:24:29,960
Speaker 2: going forward. You're going to side with them outside of

1586
01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:32,439
Speaker 2: this dynamic, and I agree with col I'm sick of

1587
01:24:32,560 --> 01:24:35,800
Speaker 2: us because if you're going to keep doing this, I'm

1588
01:24:35,880 --> 01:24:36,599
Speaker 2: second into.

1589
01:24:36,400 --> 01:24:36,880
Speaker 1: My I don't think so.

1590
01:24:36,920 --> 01:24:38,720
Speaker 2: Why I'm doing a really good one that no one's

1591
01:24:38,760 --> 01:24:41,400
Speaker 2: ever talked about before, which is that the theme party.

1592
01:24:41,439 --> 01:24:45,120
Speaker 2: People should dress the theme and you undermine me. Just

1593
01:24:45,240 --> 01:24:47,920
Speaker 2: sit there and count down how much time I have

1594
01:24:48,080 --> 01:24:49,000
Speaker 2: left during my time?

1595
01:24:49,080 --> 01:24:53,400
Speaker 1: How about that? I'm sick of you at a theme party,

1596
01:24:54,160 --> 01:24:55,639
Speaker 1: say the theme is New Year's Eve.

1597
01:24:55,920 --> 01:24:57,879
Speaker 2: I want to see a couple of hats and glasses,

1598
01:24:58,040 --> 01:25:01,479
Speaker 2: please for Christ's sake, because I show up. If you

1599
01:25:01,600 --> 01:25:04,640
Speaker 2: do that again, we're gonna have a huge problem. This

1600
01:25:04,800 --> 01:25:05,720
Speaker 2: podcast is over.

1601
01:25:06,320 --> 01:25:09,640
Speaker 1: I agree. I don't think so, honey. And that's what

1602
01:25:10,200 --> 01:25:13,160
Speaker 1: did it? Now? Wait? Hold on? Was is the theme?

1603
01:25:13,360 --> 01:25:15,320
Speaker 1: Was the theme? New Year's Eve? Because that's fun? It

1604
01:25:15,680 --> 01:25:16,760
Speaker 1: was Tom Kny's.

1605
01:25:16,479 --> 01:25:18,720
Speaker 2: Birthday party held at the house of Tom Nye and

1606
01:25:18,760 --> 01:25:22,120
Speaker 2: Matt Whitaker, and they had a New Year's Eve themed

1607
01:25:22,400 --> 01:25:26,120
Speaker 2: thirtieth birthday for Thomas and I show up and.

1608
01:25:26,160 --> 01:25:27,880
Speaker 1: I don't know if that everyone is too cool?

1609
01:25:28,240 --> 01:25:29,920
Speaker 2: But no one was doing the theme and I looked

1610
01:25:29,960 --> 01:25:34,200
Speaker 2: silly in a white jacket, fun glasses, yeah, and just

1611
01:25:34,320 --> 01:25:37,760
Speaker 2: look silly. And I'm I'm the only one dressed for

1612
01:25:37,840 --> 01:25:40,680
Speaker 2: the theme. And then I get looked at once over

1613
01:25:40,840 --> 01:25:42,559
Speaker 2: by everyone and I'm like, it's the theme.

1614
01:25:42,840 --> 01:25:45,040
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't like to see if it's a party

1615
01:25:45,080 --> 01:25:47,160
Speaker 3: and gay guys are there and they once over, you

1616
01:25:48,040 --> 01:25:49,400
Speaker 3: give me a break, get out.

1617
01:25:49,840 --> 01:25:55,600
Speaker 2: It's like, I'm dressed perfect and y'all just look like

1618
01:25:56,000 --> 01:25:57,920
Speaker 2: you put a flannel on and rolled out of bed.

1619
01:25:58,040 --> 01:26:01,280
Speaker 2: You're on your way to Animal afterwards. I get everyone

1620
01:26:01,360 --> 01:26:03,439
Speaker 2: wants to look their best for Animal. The Sip and

1621
01:26:03,520 --> 01:26:07,040
Speaker 2: Twirl of Brooklyn. I want to apologize to you. That

1622
01:26:07,200 --> 01:26:11,760
Speaker 2: would be appropriate. I think I'm really sorry mhm if

1623
01:26:11,840 --> 01:26:23,400
Speaker 2: you were offended you almost there. Girls, Well, I'm really

1624
01:26:23,439 --> 01:26:25,320
Speaker 2: sorry for interrupting you. I didn't mean to No, that's okay,

1625
01:26:25,520 --> 01:26:26,080
Speaker 2: somewhere right.

1626
01:26:26,160 --> 01:26:28,360
Speaker 3: And I don't mean to bring a past you know what,

1627
01:26:29,040 --> 01:26:34,000
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that I interrupted equivalent injustices.

1628
01:26:35,000 --> 01:26:38,160
Speaker 2: You know what happens is col what Sometimes I get

1629
01:26:38,200 --> 01:26:41,040
Speaker 2: over caffeinated for the podcast and I get excited, and

1630
01:26:41,200 --> 01:26:43,200
Speaker 2: especially when we have a guest that I'm really excited

1631
01:26:43,240 --> 01:26:45,520
Speaker 2: to talk to and really like into.

1632
01:26:45,520 --> 01:26:48,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, I will often do the most disabled can I

1633
01:26:48,920 --> 01:26:51,519
Speaker 3: tell you I don't mind. And people seem to think

1634
01:26:51,560 --> 01:26:53,280
Speaker 3: that I have a problem with you, like kind of

1635
01:26:53,320 --> 01:26:55,040
Speaker 3: like getting over enthusiastic, and it's.

1636
01:26:54,960 --> 01:26:57,719
Speaker 1: Like that's what I love and I really don't care. Yeah,

1637
01:26:58,040 --> 01:26:59,760
Speaker 1: it's called a podcast, bitch.

1638
01:27:00,120 --> 01:27:03,480
Speaker 2: When they go on, I'm like, why are you infantilizing

1639
01:27:03,600 --> 01:27:07,120
Speaker 2: Bowen Like I'm just like, like I'm a child to them,

1640
01:27:07,240 --> 01:27:09,599
Speaker 2: it seems like it's like Bowen Yang. If Bowen Yang

1641
01:27:09,640 --> 01:27:12,720
Speaker 2: ever thought that I was out of pocket, I have

1642
01:27:12,960 --> 01:27:15,360
Speaker 2: heard it, and I would hear it and I would

1643
01:27:15,360 --> 01:27:16,479
Speaker 2: think that that's something we shared.

1644
01:27:16,800 --> 01:27:18,400
Speaker 1: Love wearing diapers.

1645
01:27:19,360 --> 01:27:22,760
Speaker 3: We were talking about this yesterday me Josh Sharp, Max

1646
01:27:22,880 --> 01:27:27,040
Speaker 3: Whitert at a party and we were saying that people,

1647
01:27:27,920 --> 01:27:29,320
Speaker 3: we just want to try one day where we're in

1648
01:27:29,320 --> 01:27:31,280
Speaker 3: an adult diapers just to see what it's like, because

1649
01:27:31,360 --> 01:27:34,200
Speaker 3: the models on adult diapers are just the way they

1650
01:27:34,360 --> 01:27:37,000
Speaker 3: cast models for adult diapers is so amazing because it

1651
01:27:37,040 --> 01:27:39,479
Speaker 3: is these I've been in those rooms. Oh yeah, well

1652
01:27:39,840 --> 01:27:42,360
Speaker 3: you never booked, right, But it's people who and this

1653
01:27:42,479 --> 01:27:44,280
Speaker 3: is why you didn't book it, because it's people who

1654
01:27:44,360 --> 01:27:48,360
Speaker 3: look happy healthy and now you look better. But back

1655
01:27:48,439 --> 01:27:50,720
Speaker 3: then you brought me probably looked really gone.

1656
01:27:50,560 --> 01:27:54,840
Speaker 1: Drinking and trying to get work as a diaper model.

1657
01:27:54,920 --> 01:27:58,240
Speaker 1: And that was my low, that was my rock bottom.

1658
01:27:58,280 --> 01:27:58,519
Speaker 1: I was.

1659
01:28:00,200 --> 01:28:02,920
Speaker 3: Hungover, you know, lost my phone, lost my wallet. I

1660
01:28:02,960 --> 01:28:06,240
Speaker 3: would show up to these castings, put on that diaper.

1661
01:28:07,240 --> 01:28:11,040
Speaker 3: It's you know, me and Geena Davis for the for

1662
01:28:11,120 --> 01:28:14,920
Speaker 3: the same spot, and she's you know, the Picture of Health,

1663
01:28:15,880 --> 01:28:16,760
Speaker 3: the Picture of.

1664
01:28:16,840 --> 01:28:19,920
Speaker 1: Health Academy Award winner, be very believable in the.

1665
01:28:19,920 --> 01:28:21,760
Speaker 2: Diaper absolutely, you know.

1666
01:28:22,720 --> 01:28:24,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, but then of course neither of us got it,

1667
01:28:24,760 --> 01:28:26,960
Speaker 3: because that's how this fucked up industry.

1668
01:28:27,160 --> 01:28:29,439
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I got to say it. Well, I have

1669
01:28:29,520 --> 01:28:32,240
Speaker 1: to say something. She booked it. They just they replaced

1670
01:28:32,280 --> 01:28:36,000
Speaker 1: her with the coke bear. They put the coke bear

1671
01:28:36,080 --> 01:28:36,559
Speaker 1: over her.

1672
01:28:36,680 --> 01:28:41,240
Speaker 3: The cocaine bear. Yeah, yes, from Elizabeth Binks's movie. But

1673
01:28:41,320 --> 01:28:42,120
Speaker 3: can I tell you something?

1674
01:28:42,240 --> 01:28:47,200
Speaker 1: What now with this play World's oyster? It really is you?

1675
01:28:48,479 --> 01:28:48,880
Speaker 1: Thank you?

1676
01:28:49,920 --> 01:28:50,120
Speaker 2: Wait?

1677
01:28:50,680 --> 01:28:51,120
Speaker 1: You really?

1678
01:28:51,200 --> 01:28:53,200
Speaker 3: But you want to wear like would you wear the

1679
01:28:53,320 --> 01:28:56,000
Speaker 3: diaper like in life? Like under your pants in life,

1680
01:28:56,720 --> 01:29:00,360
Speaker 3: like just walk around just to walk around peep? Yeah, yeah,

1681
01:29:00,560 --> 01:29:02,680
Speaker 3: for sure, if you're gonna wear it, you might as well,

1682
01:29:02,840 --> 01:29:05,360
Speaker 3: use it. I don't if I coop, though I think

1683
01:29:05,400 --> 01:29:07,800
Speaker 3: I would pee. I don't think for myself, but I

1684
01:29:07,840 --> 01:29:09,760
Speaker 3: don't know if i'd poop on myself. But we just

1685
01:29:09,800 --> 01:29:12,920
Speaker 3: want to try one night at the club. Listeners are

1686
01:29:13,000 --> 01:29:15,000
Speaker 3: gonna hate this episode. It's so much poop.

1687
01:29:16,000 --> 01:29:17,760
Speaker 1: I just telling I'm telling you guys right now.

1688
01:29:19,000 --> 01:29:21,000
Speaker 2: I have to say. It would be right in line

1689
01:29:21,040 --> 01:29:23,320
Speaker 2: with how they felt about our other episodes recently. So

1690
01:29:23,479 --> 01:29:26,439
Speaker 2: that's actually okay, all right, I think I have something

1691
01:29:27,360 --> 01:29:31,880
Speaker 2: I have that's great. And this is not three missed calls.

1692
01:29:32,040 --> 01:29:35,840
Speaker 2: Oh oh god, that's a little disconcerting, you know what

1693
01:29:35,960 --> 01:29:36,240
Speaker 2: I mean?

1694
01:29:36,439 --> 01:29:40,920
Speaker 1: I can wait. Okay, Well, where are they from? I'll

1695
01:29:40,960 --> 01:29:43,840
Speaker 1: never know because it's like random numbers. It always gives

1696
01:29:43,840 --> 01:29:44,799
Speaker 1: me a little bit of anxiety.

1697
01:29:45,439 --> 01:29:48,439
Speaker 2: Okay, this is I don't think so honey, and it's

1698
01:29:48,439 --> 01:29:50,040
Speaker 2: time stress now, I don't think so honey.

1699
01:29:50,520 --> 01:29:50,960
Speaker 1: Pills.

1700
01:29:51,479 --> 01:29:54,599
Speaker 3: You want me to put what where in my mouth?

1701
01:29:55,040 --> 01:29:58,960
Speaker 3: Here's what my mouth is. For smiling, saying a nice

1702
01:29:59,000 --> 01:30:01,600
Speaker 3: compliment to a friend. You look amazing today, both of you.

1703
01:30:03,280 --> 01:30:04,720
Speaker 3: How are you gonna get better when you get sick?

1704
01:30:04,880 --> 01:30:07,920
Speaker 1: Suckin' fucking rimming?

1705
01:30:10,040 --> 01:30:13,599
Speaker 3: Not for swallowing a little rock that might not make

1706
01:30:13,680 --> 01:30:15,640
Speaker 3: me better, It might actually make me feel worse. This

1707
01:30:15,920 --> 01:30:22,040
Speaker 3: mouth is exit, oh learning, that's right. Nothing goes in

1708
01:30:22,600 --> 01:30:25,680
Speaker 3: if I have my drathers, if my perfect days, if

1709
01:30:25,760 --> 01:30:29,040
Speaker 3: nothing goes into my mouth, if only stuff comes out

1710
01:30:29,160 --> 01:30:30,879
Speaker 3: like a funny joke.

1711
01:30:31,560 --> 01:30:36,679
Speaker 1: A word, vomit. I'm just I'll say it, just kidding.

1712
01:30:36,720 --> 01:30:37,320
Speaker 1: I need to eat.

1713
01:30:37,479 --> 01:30:41,760
Speaker 3: But pills make everything a vaccine or actually I would

1714
01:30:41,840 --> 01:30:43,920
Speaker 3: love a microchip in me if it may, if you

1715
01:30:44,000 --> 01:30:46,760
Speaker 3: could just download a cure to the brain.

1716
01:30:46,920 --> 01:30:51,600
Speaker 1: That's that was perfect. Seems like that was polarizing. Let

1717
01:30:51,640 --> 01:30:56,040
Speaker 1: me tell you something. I'm going to get emotional. Go there.

1718
01:30:56,240 --> 01:30:59,000
Speaker 2: If you get sick, you better take pills. Because I

1719
01:30:59,080 --> 01:31:01,240
Speaker 2: know it's been very tense between us today. But if

1720
01:31:01,280 --> 01:31:04,200
Speaker 2: you anything ever happened to you, I would not be

1721
01:31:04,320 --> 01:31:07,240
Speaker 2: able to continue on. And I'm not gonna let.

1722
01:31:07,200 --> 01:31:10,719
Speaker 1: Cool between us really have wedge.

1723
01:31:11,040 --> 01:31:13,879
Speaker 2: By the way, we now know he eats with his butthole,

1724
01:31:16,240 --> 01:31:19,040
Speaker 2: with his mouth. Oh yeah, I'm trying to.

1725
01:31:20,640 --> 01:31:29,679
Speaker 1: Desperately out here. Okay, okay, okay, worming the anus. Let's

1726
01:31:29,720 --> 01:31:34,960
Speaker 1: warm up our bodies, actually relax, roll our shoulders, little.

1727
01:31:34,760 --> 01:31:37,920
Speaker 3: Warm ups before every ship I do. That's good has

1728
01:31:38,000 --> 01:31:41,000
Speaker 3: taught me a lot about that's a pro. He's a

1729
01:31:41,080 --> 01:31:45,040
Speaker 3: he's a pro about like protecting and yeah he's not

1730
01:31:45,120 --> 01:31:46,360
Speaker 3: even like actively teaching me.

1731
01:31:46,400 --> 01:31:49,160
Speaker 1: I'm just like watching him going cool, here's how you

1732
01:31:49,280 --> 01:31:52,880
Speaker 1: do cut cow? That was so mean? That was so mean.

1733
01:31:53,400 --> 01:31:59,840
Speaker 1: Yeah that cow, that's that's a that's a tagalog. Yeah

1734
01:31:59,840 --> 01:32:03,880
Speaker 1: you better cut that. You better cut that? Can I

1735
01:32:03,960 --> 01:32:06,599
Speaker 1: say in a real way? Yes, what happened with your lives?

1736
01:32:06,640 --> 01:32:06,760
Speaker 2: Love?

1737
01:32:06,800 --> 01:32:11,599
Speaker 1: At the Tony's Thank You? Isn't that weird?

1738
01:32:11,720 --> 01:32:11,960
Speaker 2: Thank you?

1739
01:32:12,040 --> 01:32:15,840
Speaker 1: It was so good? I guess an overcrowded season, was

1740
01:32:15,920 --> 01:32:18,439
Speaker 1: it though? Or I just like a lot of shows.

1741
01:32:18,479 --> 01:32:18,840
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1742
01:32:18,920 --> 01:32:24,080
Speaker 2: It was yo, And then I was like when I

1743
01:32:24,120 --> 01:32:26,439
Speaker 2: saw that it got almost nothing, I was like, oh,

1744
01:32:26,479 --> 01:32:28,800
Speaker 2: maybe it wasn't eligible, maybe that was last year.

1745
01:32:28,840 --> 01:32:30,560
Speaker 1: And then fully it was eligible.

1746
01:32:30,640 --> 01:32:33,160
Speaker 3: But you know it's like summer movies, how they are

1747
01:32:33,280 --> 01:32:36,000
Speaker 3: like less likely to get oscars.

1748
01:32:36,200 --> 01:32:38,680
Speaker 1: Like people didn't remember it. Yeah, I guess, or I

1749
01:32:38,760 --> 01:32:40,839
Speaker 1: don't know, that's the only explanation.

1750
01:32:41,600 --> 01:32:44,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like it just was like totally blanked across the

1751
01:32:44,640 --> 01:32:46,840
Speaker 2: ward pretty much. I was like, that's so surprising. Yeah,

1752
01:32:47,320 --> 01:32:49,559
Speaker 2: so this is actually going to be cool as schools

1753
01:32:50,400 --> 01:32:52,519
Speaker 2: and they said that it has to do with feed

1754
01:32:52,600 --> 01:32:56,400
Speaker 2: the bird, step into bag something along. Then they're Mary, Yeah,

1755
01:32:56,680 --> 01:32:59,120
Speaker 2: very interesting. Well this is coold schools. I don't think so, honey.

1756
01:32:59,479 --> 01:33:02,280
Speaker 3: And their time starts now, I don't think so, honey.

1757
01:33:02,880 --> 01:33:06,320
Speaker 3: The scene and Mary Poppins where they go to the bank.

1758
01:33:08,479 --> 01:33:12,559
Speaker 3: The movie is six hours long, it is. That scene

1759
01:33:12,640 --> 01:33:15,960
Speaker 3: comes in at hour five. It takes up another hour.

1760
01:33:16,960 --> 01:33:20,439
Speaker 3: They get a song, the men get a song, and

1761
01:33:20,560 --> 01:33:23,799
Speaker 3: I understand the point of that scene is to be boring,

1762
01:33:23,960 --> 01:33:27,320
Speaker 3: to show like, oh they need Mary Poppins.

1763
01:33:27,479 --> 01:33:31,960
Speaker 1: This is boring. Thirty seconds you know what thematically have

1764
01:33:32,120 --> 01:33:33,320
Speaker 1: that scene have no music?

1765
01:33:33,920 --> 01:33:37,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know it's Mary brings the music in and

1766
01:33:37,479 --> 01:33:41,080
Speaker 3: for that matter, no music before she comes in either. Okay, yeah,

1767
01:33:43,000 --> 01:33:46,759
Speaker 3: except for maybe the children to show that they want music.

1768
01:33:47,040 --> 01:33:49,439
Speaker 3: You know, because when was the last time you watched

1769
01:33:49,520 --> 01:33:50,160
Speaker 3: Mary Poppins.

1770
01:33:50,360 --> 01:33:52,800
Speaker 1: I watched the returns. No, but this isn't.

1771
01:33:53,680 --> 01:33:56,080
Speaker 3: I haven't watched it because you're scared of that bank scene.

1772
01:33:56,240 --> 01:33:59,000
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. And that's when you're so right,

1773
01:33:59,160 --> 01:34:02,960
Speaker 3: And can I tell you something. Yeah, the whole arc

1774
01:34:03,160 --> 01:34:06,280
Speaker 3: of Mary Poppins, that movie is like not to bring

1775
01:34:06,400 --> 01:34:09,400
Speaker 3: drugs in again. It is like it's all a calm

1776
01:34:09,479 --> 01:34:14,120
Speaker 3: down after they go to cartoons, super califradulstic. Pot come down.

1777
01:34:14,520 --> 01:34:17,840
Speaker 3: It's Pot comes down. It's like that classic. You're coming

1778
01:34:17,880 --> 01:34:20,480
Speaker 3: down off of the feeling.

1779
01:34:22,040 --> 01:34:26,000
Speaker 1: High and you're like shaking and shapes and you get

1780
01:34:26,080 --> 01:34:28,479
Speaker 1: the and you're like your teeth hurt and you're like,

1781
01:34:28,600 --> 01:34:32,280
Speaker 1: oh my god, why did I smoke all that pot drug?

1782
01:34:33,000 --> 01:34:36,680
Speaker 1: Waken bake all right, Waken Bacon fly in. Yeah, that

1783
01:34:36,840 --> 01:34:37,600
Speaker 1: classic was like.

1784
01:34:39,520 --> 01:34:44,360
Speaker 2: Stupid. And Mary Poppins is so fucking dumb crazy you

1785
01:34:44,400 --> 01:34:47,840
Speaker 2: were saying before, just like every woman you said that before.

1786
01:34:48,720 --> 01:34:55,600
Speaker 2: Mary Poppins is so dumb, just like every crazy, hysterical woman. Now, so.

1787
01:34:58,280 --> 01:35:03,400
Speaker 1: Julie Andrews drag Julian Andrews can fuck, can fuck?

1788
01:35:03,760 --> 01:35:07,160
Speaker 2: I bet you know what's crazy? What is she has fucked?

1789
01:35:07,560 --> 01:35:09,320
Speaker 2: And you know, you think about Julie Andrews and you

1790
01:35:09,360 --> 01:35:11,120
Speaker 2: don't think about fucking. But then not everyone has seen

1791
01:35:11,200 --> 01:35:11,879
Speaker 2: Victor Vittoria.

1792
01:35:12,080 --> 01:35:14,600
Speaker 1: But her career after Sony music was I need to

1793
01:35:14,800 --> 01:35:17,760
Speaker 1: like let go of. I think she made a movie

1794
01:35:17,880 --> 01:35:20,519
Speaker 1: with Blake Edwards where she was like topless.

1795
01:35:21,080 --> 01:35:23,599
Speaker 2: Several movies right after, and there's a lot of subtext

1796
01:35:23,640 --> 01:35:26,000
Speaker 2: in Princess Diaries about how she's an informaniac.

1797
01:35:26,760 --> 01:35:31,559
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Can I coin a phrase?

1798
01:35:32,000 --> 01:35:34,160
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey? That was the Kelsey. Well

1799
01:35:34,240 --> 01:35:35,880
Speaker 1: now now it's done.

1800
01:35:36,200 --> 01:35:38,080
Speaker 2: Now it's done now, and now I just feel silly

1801
01:35:38,080 --> 01:35:40,360
Speaker 2: about the whole Can I say something though? Yeah?

1802
01:35:40,920 --> 01:35:45,840
Speaker 1: I think today this podcast and you guys are back,

1803
01:35:46,439 --> 01:35:48,519
Speaker 1: thank you so much like I was, a lot of

1804
01:35:48,560 --> 01:35:52,600
Speaker 1: people are period. You're not even kidding. A lot of

1805
01:35:52,640 --> 01:35:55,040
Speaker 1: people are going to say, you guys are back, and

1806
01:35:55,120 --> 01:35:58,120
Speaker 1: I want you to be friends. Earlier I wanted you

1807
01:35:58,200 --> 01:35:59,200
Speaker 1: guys to not be friends.

1808
01:35:59,240 --> 01:35:59,960
Speaker 2: Can I tell you something?

1809
01:36:00,200 --> 01:36:01,880
Speaker 1: There's nothing you could have said that would have come

1810
01:36:01,960 --> 01:36:07,000
Speaker 1: between us? Really? Wow, that really made me scared? Really,

1811
01:36:08,640 --> 01:36:09,160
Speaker 1: what do you know?

1812
01:36:10,040 --> 01:36:10,240
Speaker 2: Well?

1813
01:36:10,920 --> 01:36:19,880
Speaker 1: Should I? Yeah, that's the dichotomy and don't me Yeah, no, no,

1814
01:36:20,040 --> 01:36:22,800
Speaker 1: I really just I'm I was worried and now I'm not.

1815
01:36:24,200 --> 01:36:28,200
Speaker 1: You're welcome. I hope I bet episode inspired confidence, and

1816
01:36:28,360 --> 01:36:32,160
Speaker 1: I hope it inspired period period, and I hope it

1817
01:36:32,200 --> 01:36:36,800
Speaker 1: inspired Yeah. Go see what Wicked? Oh Mary? Go see

1818
01:36:36,840 --> 01:36:39,800
Speaker 1: Wicked the movie and Oh Mary on Broadway? How do

1819
01:36:39,880 --> 01:36:41,439
Speaker 1: you think Wicked the movie is going to be Pretendy's

1820
01:36:41,439 --> 01:36:44,920
Speaker 1: not here. Oh I can't wait, I really can't. And

1821
01:36:44,960 --> 01:36:47,479
Speaker 1: I've never seen it on stage. You've never seen it.

1822
01:36:48,439 --> 01:36:50,800
Speaker 1: I know, I I know I would, I know I would.

1823
01:36:51,400 --> 01:36:53,920
Speaker 1: You gotta go, you gotta go. It's that thing where

1824
01:36:53,960 --> 01:36:54,600
Speaker 1: I forget that.

1825
01:36:56,200 --> 01:36:58,360
Speaker 2: Can just go. Oh yeah, yeah, absolutely can just go.

1826
01:36:58,640 --> 01:37:01,360
Speaker 2: In fact, I'm like, I don't have tickets, Like, oh

1827
01:37:02,000 --> 01:37:03,960
Speaker 2: you get tickets, you get I was going to say

1828
01:37:04,000 --> 01:37:07,200
Speaker 2: you should go tonight, but it's Monday. And famously their.

1829
01:37:07,120 --> 01:37:09,640
Speaker 1: Dog is dark. But but oh Mary will not be

1830
01:37:09,800 --> 01:37:11,040
Speaker 1: dark on Mondays in the summer.

1831
01:37:11,400 --> 01:37:11,639
Speaker 2: Wow.

1832
01:37:11,800 --> 01:37:16,280
Speaker 1: Perfect. Then then when are you dark then Sundays? You

1833
01:37:16,400 --> 01:37:17,000
Speaker 1: did tell me that?

1834
01:37:17,160 --> 01:37:17,360
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1835
01:37:17,520 --> 01:37:22,680
Speaker 1: Oh like no. Conrad's like very very, very very religious.

1836
01:37:23,560 --> 01:37:24,080
Speaker 1: I'm kidding.

1837
01:37:25,720 --> 01:37:27,320
Speaker 2: I was like trying to search my mind. I remember

1838
01:37:27,360 --> 01:37:30,479
Speaker 2: if that was true. It's deeply, not deeply he's such

1839
01:37:30,520 --> 01:37:30,960
Speaker 2: a heathen.

1840
01:37:31,400 --> 01:37:35,200
Speaker 1: Oh he really is. He believes in like up ending

1841
01:37:35,360 --> 01:37:38,200
Speaker 1: all social norms. Yeah, chaos.

1842
01:37:39,320 --> 01:37:41,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is a Judaeo Christian podcast, by the way,

1843
01:37:41,800 --> 01:37:43,600
Speaker 2: so we have to sort of float away from that.

1844
01:37:44,320 --> 01:37:48,719
Speaker 3: You did inspire me to go see Hello Dolly by myself?

1845
01:37:49,400 --> 01:37:52,840
Speaker 3: Wait where because when when Berner Datt was oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, yeah,

1846
01:37:52,840 --> 01:37:54,160
Speaker 3: I think you know, I had a conversation.

1847
01:37:54,320 --> 01:37:57,200
Speaker 1: It was like I gotta go myself. I couldn't afford it.

1848
01:37:57,240 --> 01:37:58,840
Speaker 2: At the time, it was it was like I could

1849
01:37:58,880 --> 01:38:01,000
Speaker 2: not get tickets and couldn't afford and I feel so

1850
01:38:01,920 --> 01:38:03,400
Speaker 2: fucking crazy that I didn't.

1851
01:38:03,360 --> 01:38:08,400
Speaker 1: I feel that way about Patty and Gypsy tickets at

1852
01:38:08,439 --> 01:38:08,720
Speaker 1: the time.

1853
01:38:08,840 --> 01:38:10,439
Speaker 2: You know what's weird. I saw a matinee of it,

1854
01:38:10,840 --> 01:38:14,679
Speaker 2: and at the time, I was like she was marking

1855
01:38:15,160 --> 01:38:18,559
Speaker 2: and I felt crazy thinking that, but like I think.

1856
01:38:18,479 --> 01:38:22,680
Speaker 1: She was, well, I'm Laura Ann Crush show is I

1857
01:38:22,840 --> 01:38:25,120
Speaker 1: can't imagine doing that fight times.

1858
01:38:24,920 --> 01:38:26,519
Speaker 2: See, and that's why I don't go to Matine's and

1859
01:38:26,600 --> 01:38:28,760
Speaker 2: it's it's no shade, and I'm sure everyone does. But

1860
01:38:29,000 --> 01:38:31,200
Speaker 2: I also think that the performers know what I'm talking about.

1861
01:38:33,200 --> 01:38:37,519
Speaker 1: Play I see it on a Thursday night? Yeah great.

1862
01:38:37,760 --> 01:38:39,680
Speaker 1: Why do you think Thursday night is the best? I

1863
01:38:40,040 --> 01:38:43,559
Speaker 1: am always like, oh, weekends, that's too many shows. They

1864
01:38:43,640 --> 01:38:48,080
Speaker 1: might be tired. Tuesday, they're just coming back. Yeah, Wednesday

1865
01:38:48,200 --> 01:38:51,000
Speaker 1: sometimes they have a matinee and then have an evening show.

1866
01:38:51,040 --> 01:38:54,720
Speaker 3: Andy's amazing. So Thursday is right before that weekend show.

1867
01:38:54,800 --> 01:38:58,840
Speaker 3: They've had enough time to you know, Wednesday, having done

1868
01:39:00,120 --> 01:39:02,679
Speaker 3: weeks off. Bro, when do you feel strongest. It doesn't matter,

1869
01:39:02,680 --> 01:39:04,800
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter. It really doesn't matter. Like some days

1870
01:39:04,840 --> 01:39:07,360
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh my god, that Sunday matinee was amazing.

1871
01:39:07,520 --> 01:39:10,040
Speaker 3: Some days I'm like, oh, Friday night.

1872
01:39:10,479 --> 01:39:13,240
Speaker 1: It really is. Like so then that's how Patty was.

1873
01:39:14,040 --> 01:39:15,679
Speaker 2: I mean, listen, yeah, it's Patty.

1874
01:39:15,840 --> 01:39:17,639
Speaker 1: I don't need to be convinced at all.

1875
01:39:17,840 --> 01:39:20,120
Speaker 2: Like I was just like, oh, I think because I

1876
01:39:20,240 --> 01:39:23,080
Speaker 2: was with my family, I think, and at the time,

1877
01:39:23,479 --> 01:39:25,880
Speaker 2: like always, but we were being sort of like, you know,

1878
01:39:26,040 --> 01:39:27,640
Speaker 2: cognizant about how much we were spending on it.

1879
01:39:27,680 --> 01:39:29,759
Speaker 1: They were like, oh, let's go to a Wednesday matinee

1880
01:39:29,840 --> 01:39:30,479
Speaker 1: or whatever it was.

1881
01:39:31,000 --> 01:39:33,439
Speaker 2: And I remember leaving being like, oh, I wish that

1882
01:39:33,560 --> 01:39:36,400
Speaker 2: that could have lived up to what my little gay

1883
01:39:36,520 --> 01:39:40,280
Speaker 2: brain made it, which was absolute, roaring performance of a

1884
01:39:40,320 --> 01:39:41,519
Speaker 2: lifetime at all times.

1885
01:39:41,560 --> 01:39:43,920
Speaker 1: And it could have been the audience too. It absolutely

1886
01:39:44,040 --> 01:39:44,320
Speaker 1: could have.

1887
01:39:44,520 --> 01:39:47,160
Speaker 3: Patty, we love you, one of the best to you.

1888
01:39:48,120 --> 01:39:52,000
Speaker 3: We want you, we want you to live, a line

1889
01:39:52,040 --> 01:39:53,760
Speaker 3: that we quote all the time from Waiting for Go

1890
01:39:54,240 --> 01:39:55,280
Speaker 3: Yeah good one.

1891
01:39:55,720 --> 01:39:57,960
Speaker 1: We love you, we want you to live. It's so funny.

1892
01:39:58,200 --> 01:40:01,360
Speaker 1: Catherine O'Hare would be a great many Oh my god,

1893
01:40:03,080 --> 01:40:08,519
Speaker 1: Oh my god, would Parker? Oh my god, I mean

1894
01:40:09,040 --> 01:40:12,240
Speaker 1: but she's offering white lotus right now. No she's not.

1895
01:40:13,520 --> 01:40:19,560
Speaker 1: Oh she was fired. Oh my gosh. Chaotic behavior. Oh, no,

1896
01:40:19,920 --> 01:40:27,200
Speaker 1: personal differences. You're kidding, guys, I'm kidding. Okay, April fool,

1897
01:40:27,240 --> 01:40:29,320
Speaker 1: you know what I love to say. What you're kidding?

1898
01:40:29,640 --> 01:40:32,160
Speaker 1: You're kidding. You're kidding. Oh my god, you're you kidding.

1899
01:40:33,280 --> 01:40:35,519
Speaker 2: You can do it so many different ways. No, I'm

1900
01:40:35,560 --> 01:40:38,240
Speaker 2: auditioning for you because I really want you to want

1901
01:40:38,280 --> 01:40:40,479
Speaker 2: to cast me in the show. You want me to

1902
01:40:40,520 --> 01:40:43,000
Speaker 2: catch you want me to want you as Mary. No,

1903
01:40:43,160 --> 01:40:45,200
Speaker 2: it's not what I say. No, I don't want that,

1904
01:40:45,360 --> 01:40:47,360
Speaker 2: and I don't think i'm right for it.

1905
01:40:47,840 --> 01:40:51,439
Speaker 1: Yes, I think yes you are, is me as Abe

1906
01:40:51,479 --> 01:40:56,400
Speaker 1: and whatever? Husband, No, I'm not going to say it. Cool.

1907
01:40:57,000 --> 01:41:02,160
Speaker 1: Whenever I get auditions, I'm always thinking, oh, getting click,

1908
01:41:02,200 --> 01:41:04,720
Speaker 1: should get this? Oh Matt Roger City is I feel

1909
01:41:05,280 --> 01:41:07,920
Speaker 1: all the time. Yeah, but actually less as of late.

1910
01:41:08,240 --> 01:41:11,360
Speaker 2: Less as of late, I'm kind of like, Hey, I'm

1911
01:41:11,400 --> 01:41:13,200
Speaker 2: in my bad, Like I actually have a big audition

1912
01:41:13,320 --> 01:41:16,200
Speaker 2: this week, and I actually think No, I don't think

1913
01:41:16,200 --> 01:41:17,639
Speaker 2: there's anyone that that could be that good.

1914
01:41:18,040 --> 01:41:22,200
Speaker 1: I don't think you will get that one. No, it's

1915
01:41:22,280 --> 01:41:26,040
Speaker 1: too soon. It's too you're not ready. It's too big

1916
01:41:26,080 --> 01:41:29,760
Speaker 1: and I only just started. Yeah, well, listener, you have

1917
01:41:29,880 --> 01:41:33,000
Speaker 1: to kiss a lot of frogs before you. Sure, Queen,

1918
01:41:36,280 --> 01:41:40,040
Speaker 1: we are three NEOs too mean? No, I mean I

1919
01:41:40,120 --> 01:41:43,920
Speaker 1: love being. I love being. This is Broadway, baby. You

1920
01:41:44,040 --> 01:41:46,080
Speaker 1: watch your back or you wash your mouth.

1921
01:41:46,320 --> 01:41:47,720
Speaker 2: You know what. I'm actually you know what.

1922
01:41:47,760 --> 01:41:48,599
Speaker 1: I'm actually at work.

1923
01:41:48,720 --> 01:41:50,640
Speaker 2: I'm upset for you because we Actually, no, I'm not

1924
01:41:50,680 --> 01:41:51,880
Speaker 2: because you're gonna have Sundays off.

1925
01:41:52,120 --> 01:41:55,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a real thing. You have to go

1926
01:41:55,200 --> 01:41:58,040
Speaker 1: see the Sunset Boulevard with Nicolchure singer. Wait is that

1927
01:41:58,160 --> 01:42:02,000
Speaker 1: coming here? Yes, Oh, let's go. Let's go, let's go Sundays.

1928
01:42:02,240 --> 01:42:04,680
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I went in the West End. It

1929
01:42:05,320 --> 01:42:10,799
Speaker 1: was so great. She is perfect in it. The concept

1930
01:42:10,880 --> 01:42:12,360
Speaker 1: that they went for Jamie Lloyd.

1931
01:42:13,160 --> 01:42:16,880
Speaker 2: Really everyone like, it's an all queer cast, right. I

1932
01:42:17,000 --> 01:42:20,360
Speaker 2: wish that were so just because they were they were

1933
01:42:20,439 --> 01:42:24,439
Speaker 2: gorge It's all queer cast, right, you're kidding.

1934
01:42:25,120 --> 01:42:28,479
Speaker 1: It's Queer's live. It's That's what I was talking.

1935
01:42:28,680 --> 01:42:32,920
Speaker 3: It's like a fully like queer crew. All everyone on

1936
01:42:33,040 --> 01:42:36,439
Speaker 3: the team is queer is a mab a mab what's

1937
01:42:37,040 --> 01:42:46,320
Speaker 3: a sign mail of birth? But something I do want

1938
01:42:46,360 --> 01:42:49,439
Speaker 3: to say is I need everyone to buy tickets to

1939
01:42:50,040 --> 01:42:52,240
Speaker 3: Bernadette Peters on Fire Island.

1940
01:42:53,320 --> 01:42:54,519
Speaker 1: That happening is happening.

1941
01:42:54,800 --> 01:42:56,800
Speaker 3: I need everyone to buy tickets so that they add

1942
01:42:56,840 --> 01:43:00,559
Speaker 3: a Sunday shows a Saturday and but I think maybe

1943
01:43:00,680 --> 01:43:03,360
Speaker 3: a sold out it's on a Saturday in June, or

1944
01:43:03,720 --> 01:43:05,360
Speaker 3: that's what they did for Patty last year, that they

1945
01:43:05,400 --> 01:43:06,799
Speaker 3: sold out so quickly that they just said.

1946
01:43:07,400 --> 01:43:07,800
Speaker 2: I need to know.

1947
01:43:07,920 --> 01:43:10,200
Speaker 3: Maybe Bernadette wouldn't want to add a second show, but

1948
01:43:10,280 --> 01:43:10,599
Speaker 3: I would.

1949
01:43:11,000 --> 01:43:11,960
Speaker 1: But I'm dying.

1950
01:43:12,160 --> 01:43:14,160
Speaker 3: This is it look to look to the camera like

1951
01:43:14,280 --> 01:43:19,880
Speaker 3: make your make your please mom a day at a

1952
01:43:19,960 --> 01:43:21,080
Speaker 3: day she was talking to me.

1953
01:43:22,640 --> 01:43:25,840
Speaker 1: At a day of Bernette Peters on Fire Island.

1954
01:43:27,479 --> 01:43:28,000
Speaker 2: Growing up.

1955
01:43:30,240 --> 01:43:34,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be amazing. I mean we saw this twice.

1956
01:43:34,840 --> 01:43:36,920
Speaker 1: I saw both nights were there that weekend.

1957
01:43:37,280 --> 01:43:39,920
Speaker 3: I don't know how who got me in. I bought

1958
01:43:39,960 --> 01:43:43,360
Speaker 3: the ticket for the second night, the first night tickets.

1959
01:43:43,600 --> 01:43:46,439
Speaker 3: I need to know what day it's happening, because you

1960
01:43:46,520 --> 01:43:49,639
Speaker 3: gotta go. Well, Bone's working all of June, but I'm

1961
01:43:49,680 --> 01:43:50,360
Speaker 3: going to be there.

1962
01:43:50,400 --> 01:43:54,639
Speaker 1: Doing what people's Court. Yeah, oh, you would be great

1963
01:43:54,840 --> 01:43:57,400
Speaker 1: as like a judge on one of those shows. Well,

1964
01:43:57,479 --> 01:43:59,880
Speaker 1: he's not very fair. He barely even let me get

1965
01:43:59,920 --> 01:44:01,680
Speaker 1: me throw my thanks. But you have to be more

1966
01:44:01,840 --> 01:44:04,600
Speaker 1: entertaining than fair. Right, you're so right. Yeah, and the

1967
01:44:07,560 --> 01:44:12,280
Speaker 1: entertaining Yeah, as in making you know, dishes. He's gonna

1968
01:44:12,280 --> 01:44:13,320
Speaker 1: show his butt in a movie.

1969
01:44:14,280 --> 01:44:17,160
Speaker 3: That's why I've been going to You're gonna see squat

1970
01:44:17,320 --> 01:44:20,839
Speaker 3: as squats and hip thrusts. I've never seen my buttthole

1971
01:44:21,840 --> 01:44:24,320
Speaker 3: and keep it because of the hair, because of the hair,

1972
01:44:24,439 --> 01:44:26,960
Speaker 3: and but just it's the color there.

1973
01:44:27,040 --> 01:44:30,880
Speaker 1: Producers are puking, by the way. All the producers are puking.

1974
01:44:30,920 --> 01:44:35,040
Speaker 1: By the way. We're all fired. We have to end

1975
01:44:35,040 --> 01:44:35,479
Speaker 1: the episode.

1976
01:44:35,479 --> 01:44:35,960
Speaker 2: I believe you.

1977
01:44:36,800 --> 01:44:40,280
Speaker 1: But I just wanted to read a book for you guys.

1978
01:44:41,479 --> 01:44:44,720
Speaker 2: Instead of instead of us ending every episode with the song,

1979
01:44:45,040 --> 01:44:47,960
Speaker 2: can you end the episode with an excerpt from a book?

1980
01:44:48,120 --> 01:44:50,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, m hmmm.

1981
01:44:51,640 --> 01:44:55,760
Speaker 3: Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed to

1982
01:44:55,880 --> 01:45:00,400
Speaker 3: comprehend a nectar requires sorest need not one of all

1983
01:45:00,479 --> 01:45:03,519
Speaker 3: the purple hosts who took the flag today can tell

1984
01:45:03,600 --> 01:45:08,000
Speaker 3: the definition so clear of Victor A as he defeated,

1985
01:45:08,320 --> 01:45:13,160
Speaker 3: dying on whose forbidden ear the distant strains of triumph

1986
01:45:13,320 --> 01:45:15,840
Speaker 3: ring agonized and clear.

1987
01:45:16,680 --> 01:45:22,240
Speaker 1: That was Jake, he rolling yes, speaking about trans rites.

1988
01:45:23,160 --> 01:45:24,080
Speaker 1: Bye bye bye,