Speaker 1: How are we going?
Speaker 2: Yep, amal Killers? This, Mike, is this on? Is this
Speaker 2: thing working?
Speaker 1: You just stepped on me?
Speaker 2: I stepped on you.
Speaker 1: Serial Killers, Episode one sixty six, Take.
Speaker 2: One, Hell, Heart Pain, Heart Pain.
Speaker 1: Oh, today's the fifteenth, it's the day after Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1: Welcome to serial Killers. And what song you want to hear?
Speaker 1: Just start? What's your favorite?
Speaker 2: I don't know? Okay, Okay, bold, painful, somebody? Okay, I
Speaker 2: think we're good the same seal. I don't need to
Speaker 2: cry it out.
Speaker 1: No one can hear.
Speaker 2: Me. It's he it's this. I think we don't need
Speaker 2: to play this out a serial serial.
Speaker 3: Killer showing the serial Killer show. This is the serial
Speaker 3: Killer show.
Speaker 2: Somebody can hear you.
Speaker 1: No, it's fading. They can hear me. Look at all
Speaker 1: these serial Killers spoons that people have sent us over
Speaker 1: the years.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Remember when we first started and people kept sending us stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: no one likes us anymore.
Speaker 2: Okay, your positivity is just radiant. Do you remember when
Speaker 2: people used to say that you were too negative about
Speaker 2: everything all the time, and yet.
Speaker 1: Here you still are two years later. I'm very positive.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, especially about this new cereal. I'm about to
Speaker 1: bring up okay, because you're gonna love it, love love, love,
Speaker 1: love love.
Speaker 2: I have a feeling I'm not.
Speaker 1: But first of all, before I get to this cereal,
Speaker 1: something that this cereal kind of reminded me of, or
Speaker 1: reminded me of this cereal. Have you watching Cobra Kai?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Okay, huge fan of Cobra Kai. I blew through the
Speaker 1: whole thing in like a couple of days. Actually, Amy
Speaker 1: was like, eh, I don't think I want to watch
Speaker 1: I had watched season one and two and I was
Speaker 1: getting ready to watch three. I'm like, come on, em,
Speaker 1: let's just watch watch it. So I went and rewatched
Speaker 1: everything with her, and then we blew through season three
Speaker 1: in like three or four days because that's how much
Speaker 1: we loved it. Dam Now in season three, Johnny Lawrence.
Speaker 1: You know who Johnny Lawrence is?
Speaker 2: Hey, don't what? Is he like? The original Karate?
Speaker 1: Could you never see Karate Kid?
Speaker 2: No? I will say that's a huge stain on my
Speaker 2: movie viewing career.
Speaker 1: Sweeped a leg.
Speaker 2: I know the part where he grabs the fly with
Speaker 2: the chopsticks. That's about it.
Speaker 1: That's mister Miagi.
Speaker 2: I know him.
Speaker 1: Okay. Anyway, So Johnny Lawrence the Core's banquet drinking drunk sense. Oh,
Speaker 1: by the way, I am the sense of cereal. I
Speaker 1: am your cereal sense. Remember we did that about one
Speaker 1: hundred episodes ago. Didn't catch on. Yeah, So there's an
Speaker 1: episode when he wakes up in the morning and he's eating,
Speaker 1: of all freakin things, big biscuit, shredded wheat from post
Speaker 1: the Massive Ones. There's like three massive bricks in this
Speaker 1: ball with milk. Because he's like, like, why, of all things,
Speaker 1: why is that what he's eating?
Speaker 2: Again? I don't want to plug our YouTube channel, but
Speaker 2: if you want to watch Scott's weird face to the
Speaker 2: noise you just heard of him, I didn't gobble it down.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you something. It's something I think everybody
Speaker 2: should go to YouTube dot com slash cereal killers.
Speaker 1: Would you see to watch that? Stop with the shameless plug.
Speaker 2: Don't plug things. But also, at the same time, why
Speaker 2: are you not doing anything?
Speaker 1: So this is a brand new cereal from Kellogg's. We've
Speaker 1: mentioned it a few episodes ago. It's a new frosted
Speaker 1: miniweats and you're gonna like it.
Speaker 2: I love frosted miniwheats.
Speaker 1: You don't love them all? You didn't like pumpkin spice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's pumpkin spice.
Speaker 1: Okay, because this is the closest thing to cinnabon cereal
Speaker 1: you're gonna get right now? Yes, yes, frosted miniwheats cinnamon
Speaker 1: or all. I am so excited by the way the
Speaker 1: little frosted miniweat on the back. He needs braces.
Speaker 2: Don't make fun of him. He'll get a stick gap
Speaker 2: in his teeth.
Speaker 1: Yummy, delicious, sweet cinnamon taste, real cinnamon, ten layers and
Speaker 1: forty seven grams of hole grain goodness.
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: Tan layers?
Speaker 1: Ten layers?
Speaker 2: Oh? I thought you said tan. I'm like, what's tan layers? No?
Speaker 1: Ten? You're a jerk? What I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm just hearing things that you say and remarking to them.
Speaker 2: That's the whole point of a podcast.
Speaker 1: Ugh, we need more audio.
Speaker 2: Again. I've said that for how long? You know how
Speaker 2: many stupid little jingles, commercials, you name it. The only
Speaker 2: thing you have a jingle for is when we get
Speaker 2: our one plug in for chips. That's the only audio
Speaker 2: you ever have prepared.
Speaker 1: I'm wondering if the cinnamon taste is on top in
Speaker 1: the frosting or if it's it looks like it's inside
Speaker 1: real cinnamon baked right in.
Speaker 2: I'm so excited this I hope lives up to my expectations.
Speaker 2: I'm expecting five bowls for this one.
Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah, huge expectations.
Speaker 2: Huge expectations.
Speaker 1: How was your Valentine's Day yesterday? You know it was
Speaker 1: a day, oh, Andrew, So it was just February fourteenth
Speaker 1: to you? Yeah, that's sad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't really think so.
Speaker 1: You're just sit in your car and drive around by yourself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I sit around in my car and just drive
Speaker 2: around because that's I guess what's single people too, it's
Speaker 2: actual actually national single person driving away its day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, you're ready. Oh, let the milk permeate.
Speaker 1: Just to Tad, we're still using the one percent milk
Speaker 1: from seven to eleven.
Speaker 2: Because we're recording this right after episode one, sixty five.
Speaker 1: One hundred and sixty six episodes in and we've never
Speaker 1: gotten a free container of milk from any company, but
Speaker 1: people have sent us gift cards and that's very kind.
Speaker 1: There must be some dairy farmers listening that no, go ahead,
Speaker 1: you can eat it.
Speaker 2: Mm.
Speaker 1: There has been something similar to this.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: I can't put my finger on it. I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: with it's pretty okay, I will agree days more like
Speaker 1: a Christmas cookie than a cinnamon roll.
Speaker 2: Like a snickerdoodle. It doesn't have like a cinnamon roll.
Speaker 2: And you eat cinnabon, it's overly sweet, it's super delicious.
Speaker 2: This just kind of feels like they dusted it.
Speaker 1: I'll go ahead and give it three bowls because it
Speaker 1: is some pretty decent cinnamon flavor.
Speaker 2: Three bowls I think is accurate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not like on Cinnabon level.
Speaker 2: Nothing is on Sinnabon level in a bond cereal with
Speaker 2: sweet delicious amazing. This is like again, a snickerdoodle cereal.
Speaker 1: One day they'll be back. By the way, there is
Speaker 1: a snicker doodle cereal. Oh, either Millville or letal one
Speaker 1: of them makes it.
Speaker 2: Well, this is what it would taste like to me.
Speaker 1: I gotta get it. Somebody showed it to me, and
Speaker 1: I gotta grab it.
Speaker 2: There's not It leans more on the cinnamon than it
Speaker 2: does the sweet, which I think is not great.
Speaker 1: You know, maybe we should get a petition going to
Speaker 1: bring back Cinnabon cereal. I'm in say no more because
Speaker 1: I mean that guy keeps sending us the freaking petition
Speaker 1: for the to bring back the old Frankenberry.
Speaker 2: And Count chocola, And when is that gonna happen?
Speaker 1: He's angry with the oat flour and the corn flower,
Speaker 1: so mad like he tweets us constantly. I get it.
Speaker 1: I like the old one too, But dude, you gotta
Speaker 1: just kind of chill, right.
Speaker 2: You never know enough people speak up. Who knows what
Speaker 2: could happen?
Speaker 1: All right, we'll see, so we rated it. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: let's move on down to the cereal sack. This one's organic. Great,
Speaker 1: doesn't mean it's bad. I'm pretty sure it's from Target.
Speaker 1: I think I saw this at Target. Okay, I was
Speaker 1: doing a little shop in there for Instacart. I'm like, huh,
Speaker 1: we never did this one.
Speaker 2: Amazing. You need to come to Jersey City and be
Speaker 2: my Instacart chopper.
Speaker 1: It's too hard. There's nowhere to park.
Speaker 2: Wait, there's parking lots.
Speaker 1: Not at people's houses. I won't do it in Manhattan
Speaker 1: or Jersey City or Holebook, any.
Speaker 2: Of you want to just put your hazards on and
Speaker 2: run in.
Speaker 1: No, you can't get tickets and tow it. I'm not
Speaker 1: dealing with.
Speaker 2: It all right, I can tow your car in the
Speaker 2: two minutes it takes you to buzz and leave the
Speaker 2: groceries there.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, because they've outlawed plastic bags and you have
Speaker 1: to carry paper bags and it's two at a time,
Speaker 1: so can't.
Speaker 2: So when I get Instacart and I get things delivered
Speaker 2: to my door and they're in the shop, right, durable
Speaker 2: plastic bags that you pay ten cents extra for. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's just not a thing that's in your brain that
Speaker 2: you've ever good and gather organic. There we go. When
Speaker 2: you're wrong. I love that you don't have a response.
Speaker 2: It's just ignore and move on.
Speaker 1: We're gonna call these frosty flakes. Okay, we don't want
Speaker 1: to call them frosted flakes. They are frosty flakes. Okay,
Speaker 1: toasted sweetened corn flakes Cereal. It's toasted sweetened corn flakes Cereal.
Speaker 1: Should it be toasty sweet and corn flake Cereal?
Speaker 2: I've checked out mentally.
Speaker 1: Okay, what else is new? No synthetic colors, no artificial flavors,
Speaker 1: non GMO, USD organic, blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: I don't like that they have a whole corn cub
Speaker 2: it's no on the back, like I don't like the top.
Speaker 2: That's not the top right this, Yeah, it's.
Speaker 1: Supposed to be the sun. It's a corn cob cut
Speaker 1: in half.
Speaker 2: I'm not a fan.
Speaker 1: Look like the sun from the side.
Speaker 2: Not a fan?
Speaker 1: All right? Well, fine, at least they give you a
Speaker 1: recipe for frosty flakes banana pops.
Speaker 2: I think I would like that frosted banana cheerios. That
Speaker 2: would be good.
Speaker 1: No, I wouldn't. They already had banana cereos and they're
Speaker 1: no good.
Speaker 2: Well, I feel like with some frosting you get a
Speaker 2: little sweet.
Speaker 1: Speaking of frosting and bananas, do you remember the very
Speaker 1: first cereal we ever reviewed? Uh?
Speaker 2: Wasn't it the flakes? Yes, the banana cream frosted flakes
Speaker 2: from what company? Kellogg?
Speaker 1: Very good? Andrew, you're great. Sometimes these flakes are little.
Speaker 1: It's shiny frosted.
Speaker 2: Every day I wake up Hope in the dash. Sid.
Speaker 2: You gotta know about pain because me and my sister
Speaker 2: ran away so my daddy couldn't not gonna go into it.
Speaker 2: Do you remember City High?
Speaker 1: Of course I do. What would you do?
Speaker 2: What would you do?
Speaker 1: Oh? Don't ever do that? Note again? Here you already one, two,
Speaker 1: three nice sweet hmmm, not as sweet as your typical
Speaker 1: frosted flake.
Speaker 2: Not why I give it four balls in a spoom,
Speaker 2: Actually four balls.
Speaker 1: Simple ingredients. Look at that organic corn, organic cane, sugar,
Speaker 1: sea salt, period love that. That's great when there's only
Speaker 1: three ingredients, A well, four, that's wonderful.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this gets four balls in my book.
Speaker 1: I would give this to my kids. It's not bat
Speaker 1: what well. I mean, most of the serial that we review,
Speaker 1: Amy yells atim. He's like, stop bringing that home.
Speaker 2: It's just so funny the way you said that. But
Speaker 2: I'd give let's to my kids as if you're in
Speaker 2: a good and gathered commercial.
Speaker 1: That's a ringing endorsement, isn't it. Yeah, because most cereals
Speaker 1: you don't want your kids to eat. All my kids
Speaker 1: eating these mini frosted wheets.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no the frosted weeds. I don't know. Maybe yeah, no,
Speaker 2: thank you?
Speaker 1: Did I rate it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Four balls? I like it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Same. Wow, we've been alike the past two Did.
Speaker 1: You say four balls?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I didn't even hear, by the way, because you don't
Speaker 1: listen to me. Since my washer dryer is not working,
Speaker 1: I had to wear the same shirt from last week.
Speaker 1: I'm very sorry, viewers, but I'm wearing the same shirt
Speaker 1: because my washer dryer is not hooked up.
Speaker 2: But Andy is dirty and that's why he's wearing the
Speaker 2: same app You are that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you didn't prush your hair nothing. Look at you.
Speaker 1: I looks like you're wearing a hairnet. Does not you
Speaker 1: wear a hairnet?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: To keep it out of the cereal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, look, it moves.
Speaker 1: Lunch lady Andy. Okay, should we move forward?
Speaker 2: No, let's just stop and really reflect on the past
Speaker 2: couple of months. Okay, great, No, it's weird. Actually I
Speaker 2: was in Japan.
Speaker 1: Oh it was just bowl chat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, hey, welcome to bull chait. I'm Andy.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, so you're not going to introduce.
Speaker 2: Yourself serial killers? Time fillers?
Speaker 1: What you're doing now? I was in Japan. Let's just eat.
Speaker 1: Is this your bold chat concept?
Speaker 2: I'm done.
Speaker 1: I'm over it.
Speaker 2: I'm over it. You are a giant, and when I
Speaker 2: mean giant, I mean gigantic, humongous, steaming pile of crap.
Speaker 2: That is what you are. Because let me tell you something.
Speaker 2: You just said, what should we do now? Baiting me
Speaker 2: into talking? You wish you then decide to play your
Speaker 2: time filler thing and get a little snarky, got a
Speaker 2: little attitude to you, got a little sass Voltar, Well,
Speaker 2: you know what, you and Volstar are both the most
Speaker 2: negative people in the world, and go you. You deserve
Speaker 2: to be together.
Speaker 1: Fresh from the cereal sack and the aisles of Walmart,
Speaker 1: a small bag.
Speaker 2: Let's talk about something sketty wants to talk about, like cereal,
Speaker 2: washer and dryer, something that he brings home. Cereals on
Speaker 2: for five minutes on.
Speaker 1: This is a bag of apple zings from our friends
Speaker 1: at Maltomele Great. I just gleat in the microphone. Don't
Speaker 1: use this microphone.
Speaker 2: I don't know what's ah, I'm sorry? Is this bull chet?
Speaker 2: This is a time filler. We don't have time to
Speaker 2: explain gleeking.
Speaker 1: So these are your fake apple jacks for Maltimeal. We've
Speaker 1: had a pretty good, you know, response to Multimeal cereals.
Speaker 1: What are you doing?
Speaker 2: I'm just looking at things while you talk.
Speaker 1: That's not nice.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's not nice.
Speaker 1: Okay, congratulations, you've got breakfast in the bag. Maultimeal has
Speaker 1: been creating delicious, high quality cereals for nearly a century.
Speaker 1: That's one hundred years Andrew, that's a pretty big deal.
Speaker 1: Once you found your favorite, grab an even bigger deal
Speaker 1: with a larger bag. Bigger bags mean fewer trips to
Speaker 1: the store, and that saves you time and money. Great
Speaker 1: apples things, Buddy Apples sings so excited.
Speaker 2: Same, you're so funny. Everything you do is just so
Speaker 2: smart and cool.
Speaker 1: It even has the little red things that the Kellogg's
Speaker 1: ones have. Yeah, little specks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, isn't that cool.
Speaker 1: Look, If you want to be out of it, just
Speaker 1: bail and I'll get someone else that really cares about cereal.
Speaker 1: Because there's a whole line of people that are just
Speaker 1: waiting to get a line.
Speaker 2: If you can't say it with the straight base.
Speaker 1: They're just waiting to get into this co host position.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, you and a cereal and they're talking about
Speaker 2: cereal would be the biggest detriment to this podcast of
Speaker 2: all time.
Speaker 1: So somebody that knows absolutely nothing about cereal never eats
Speaker 1: it outside of this podcast. It's a good thing.
Speaker 2: Eat cereal outside of it. Do you know what I
Speaker 2: have for breakfast this morning? I go waffle cereal.
Speaker 1: By the way, there's a big box upstairs that FedEx
Speaker 1: never picked up because of the snow that's on the
Speaker 1: way to your house.
Speaker 2: I swear on my life if you sent me all
Speaker 2: the nasty, rancid cereals, I'm gonna leave it outside.
Speaker 1: It's a little bit weaker than apple. Jack's not quite
Speaker 1: strong a flavor. Little cardboardy reminds me of sleep away Camp.
Speaker 2: Also, why did I only get orange pieces?
Speaker 1: I know there's like seven green ones in there. I
Speaker 1: don't know why.
Speaker 2: This is like a like the apple has left the jack.
Speaker 2: I'm giving this three bowls.
Speaker 1: Look, I'm giving you two bowls in a spoon, and
Speaker 1: they do have the love it or it's free guarantee,
Speaker 1: And since only half of what it could be, I
Speaker 1: think I'm going to get it for free because I
Speaker 1: don't love it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it just doesn't have the same taste.
Speaker 1: How do I do that? Put your taste buds to
Speaker 1: the test. We're sure you'll love this product.
Speaker 2: So I can't talk about my trip to Japan a
Speaker 2: year ago. That's apparently filler. Chap about you getting a
Speaker 2: free refund on a cereal and that's.
Speaker 1: Entertaining, But if you're not completely satisfied, we'll refund to
Speaker 1: replace your purchase done. Why would I want to replaced?
Speaker 1: If I didn't like it? Why would I want to replace?
Speaker 2: Maybe it was a bad box or bag or whatever.
Speaker 1: They're bags, turd that's three. Wow, the sack is empty, Andrew, the.
Speaker 2: Sack is empty.
Speaker 1: That's it. Then yep, go back to your car and
Speaker 1: drive around by yourself.
Speaker 2: I gotta go back to my car drive by myself,
Speaker 2: because that's apparently what single people do.
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening to Serial Killers. We do appreciate
Speaker 1: you listening and watching. How do they watch, Andrew? Because
Speaker 1: you know, I don't know, I'm a gen xer Scott.
Speaker 2: I'm told you said in the beginning of this episode
Speaker 2: not to plug it, so I'm good. Thanks guys.
Speaker 1: I didn't say not to plug it.
Speaker 2: No, you did. You said don't shameless they poke things
Speaker 2: for us.
Speaker 1: Again, We're good. Then, I guess you need to go
Speaker 1: to YouTube or something and search serial killers CK PC.
Speaker 1: Is that right, PCK?
Speaker 2: I don't know, salme promote on a podcast.
Speaker 1: Go to YouTube dot com slash serial Killers PC. Will
Speaker 1: that work? Maybe? I don't know, and follow us on
Speaker 1: all social platforms at serial Killers PC. But don't be
Speaker 1: you know, so fast to go to Facebook because Andrew
Speaker 1: bailed out of it, and I'll get to it when
Speaker 1: I can.
Speaker 2: Literally, everything that you do is like a compliment crap sandwich,
Speaker 2: except yours is the opposite of it. You use tube
Speaker 2: out is that yours is a piece of crap, a compliment,
Speaker 2: and then you sandwich it with another piece of crap.
Speaker 1: If you want to send us cereal, we'll still send
Speaker 1: you one of those cool Serial Killers shirts copyright twenty
Speaker 1: twenty one.
Speaker 2: Yay.
Speaker 1: Uh, just dm us on however you dm things and
Speaker 1: we'll let you know where to send it. Great cool, Andrew,
Speaker 1: so great, Thanks for checking out. This is episode one
Speaker 1: sixty six. That means the next episode is one sixty seven.
Speaker 1: We're I'll be wearing a different shirt.
Speaker 2: Oh great, I can't wait to watch you quickly change
Speaker 2: to pretend that you it's another week.
Speaker 1: Butt, Just forget it. You know that they tape like
Speaker 1: game shows and sitcoms. They do like three or four
Speaker 1: of them in a day. Do they all wear the
Speaker 1: same clothing? Wow?
Speaker 2: I had no idea how the television industry works. Please
Speaker 2: tell me more, Scott.
Speaker 1: Like on October one, they'll record Wheel of Fortune and
Speaker 1: Pat Sayjack will say merry Christmas because it's the one
Speaker 1: that's going to air on Christmas Day. They do it
Speaker 1: in advance, and they really just compare yourself to Pat Sajack. Yeah, crunch, crunch,
Speaker 1: I don't even have words. Would you like to buy you?
Speaker 2: I'm good. I'm just checking out. I'm stopping this recording
Speaker 2: now