WEBVTT - #305: Lady, I Can't Help You With Your Box 0:00:01.000 --> 0:00:09.320 Start up Up, Start Up. Brooklyn Boys, start up, Brooklyn Boys, 0:00:09.320 --> 0:00:13.760 start up, up Up. They making noise that up start 0:00:13.840 --> 0:00:15.680 up und dot up. 0:00:16.360 --> 0:00:23.840 Episode three h five The Brooklyn Boys Podcast, Dolly, What's up? 0:00:24.720 --> 0:00:28.360 Is this the PI episode? I mean when you haven't 0:00:28.360 --> 0:00:32.560 planned anything to commemorate the occasion. But that's okay. 0:00:33.520 --> 0:00:35.800 Well, so I'll be missed three o five. You can 0:00:35.840 --> 0:00:38.120 be missus three or five? What do you want to be? 0:00:38.320 --> 0:00:38.360 No? 0:00:38.520 --> 0:00:41.880 I mean you know, no, I give you mister worldwide. Okay, 0:00:41.880 --> 0:00:44.640 you can be mister worldwide. You can be missed three five. Yeah. 0:00:44.680 --> 0:00:47.480 You travel all the time, so you meet mister worldwide. Yeah. 0:00:47.560 --> 0:00:50.600 I'm about to travel again too, trying to get another 0:00:50.600 --> 0:00:54.760 serious another vacation trip. Yeah no, oh, that's part one, 0:00:54.800 --> 0:00:57.319 which I still haven't come to terms with where I'm 0:00:57.320 --> 0:01:00.400 gonna go. But part two of the trip is I'm 0:01:00.400 --> 0:01:03.640 going to Jamaica with with with Robin. We're going on 0:01:03.800 --> 0:01:07.160 nice Yeah, we're going to Sandals, sandals, uh dunge river 0:01:07.520 --> 0:01:07.920 going in. 0:01:08.720 --> 0:01:11.360 Yes, we talked about this. If you're gonna wear you're 0:01:11.360 --> 0:01:13.000 gonna wear socks with your sandals and you said no. 0:01:14.319 --> 0:01:18.319 Rist we went to Rios on a party plane. 0:01:18.600 --> 0:01:19.120 Yeah, we did. 0:01:19.200 --> 0:01:21.920 Beaches Beaches Bosco Bell also owned by Sandals. 0:01:22.000 --> 0:01:24.280 Right, didn't we go with Evan and Jarrin and Dream 0:01:25.040 --> 0:01:26.520 Yeah and Third Eye Blind. 0:01:26.680 --> 0:01:29.479 I feel like that was the trip to two thousand 0:01:29.480 --> 0:01:29.760 and two. 0:01:30.000 --> 0:01:33.840 Yeah that was Jamaica, right, Yeah, that was Jamaica of course, right, 0:01:33.880 --> 0:01:36.080 and we we liked we liked Evan, we didn't like Jaren, 0:01:36.680 --> 0:01:39.640 That's what we realized. Yeah, Evan was more fun. One 0:01:39.720 --> 0:01:44.640 hit Wonders and Keikos. Yeah, I don't know what you're saying. 0:01:44.640 --> 0:01:46.960 We went to Rios at some point one of our trips. 0:01:47.280 --> 0:01:49.120 That was a whole other that was a whole other trips. 0:01:49.480 --> 0:01:50.760 Wasn't sand I. 0:01:50.760 --> 0:01:54.080 Wasn't in Bacha mal or whatever cheese is. Yeah, I 0:01:54.160 --> 0:01:56.000 wasn't there. That was a trip I wasn't part of. 0:01:56.400 --> 0:01:58.800 Yeah, So anyway, post. 0:01:58.200 --> 0:02:04.680 Me post the post you so listen, I guess, Uh. 0:02:04.720 --> 0:02:06.840 First of all, if you're waiting for your T shirt 0:02:07.120 --> 0:02:10.680 or your tank top, b be uh be patient. Brody 0:02:10.720 --> 0:02:13.440 and I have them here at my house, and Brody 0:02:13.440 --> 0:02:14.840 now just has to find some time to come to 0:02:14.880 --> 0:02:15.959 my house and sign them. 0:02:16.000 --> 0:02:18.639 The pressure's on neck the balls in Brody's court the 0:02:18.680 --> 0:02:19.119 next time. 0:02:19.160 --> 0:02:21.360 By the way, the box is coming to my house 0:02:21.440 --> 0:02:25.280 and you got you can come here. Oh really yeah, okay, yeah, 0:02:25.320 --> 0:02:26.880 there's nobody here in the afternoon, so you can come 0:02:26.880 --> 0:02:30.600 over here and we can take care of the shirts. Also, uh, 0:02:32.120 --> 0:02:34.320 people have been messaging me saying I ordered the shirts. 0:02:34.440 --> 0:02:36.560 You know, two weeks ago, they still haven't shipped. You're 0:02:36.600 --> 0:02:38.360 not going to get an alert that they shipped because 0:02:38.360 --> 0:02:41.639 they all shipped the Scary's house, his apartment, so there 0:02:41.720 --> 0:02:43.400 is not going to be a your shirt shipped. 0:02:43.520 --> 0:02:46.320 They all shipped. Now we have to just go sign everything. Yeah, 0:02:46.400 --> 0:02:48.000 as soon as the two of us can get together 0:02:48.840 --> 0:02:51.200 on a signing date, which should be in the very 0:02:51.200 --> 0:02:56.960 near future. Yep, hopefully before I leave for vacation, we'll 0:02:56.960 --> 0:02:57.919 send those out to you. 0:02:58.760 --> 0:03:00.800 Also, merch Matt told me that he didn't put the 0:03:00.840 --> 0:03:03.440 shirts in the bags this time, to save you the 0:03:03.480 --> 0:03:06.840 step of opening the bags properly and taking the shirts 0:03:06.880 --> 0:03:08.480 out of the bags. 0:03:08.520 --> 0:03:12.720 One lass step. Appreciate you, Matt. We'll see how anal 0:03:12.800 --> 0:03:15.120 you are with putting them in the bag. Yeah, okay, 0:03:15.160 --> 0:03:15.720 we'll see. 0:03:16.400 --> 0:03:19.920 By the way, I have to tell you, since I 0:03:20.080 --> 0:03:23.600 moved sold the house, moved into the townhouse here, I 0:03:23.639 --> 0:03:28.040 have this little studio room that has a couch in it, right, 0:03:28.080 --> 0:03:30.040 it's the same. So when when when we lived in 0:03:30.040 --> 0:03:33.640 the house, I had a small bedroom with the same 0:03:33.720 --> 0:03:36.000 couch in it, and whenever I would go into that 0:03:36.080 --> 0:03:37.840 room in the podcast, the dogs would all come in 0:03:37.840 --> 0:03:40.960 and jump on the couch and watch me do the podcast. 0:03:41.960 --> 0:03:44.720 But it was on the same floor as the other bedrooms. Well, 0:03:44.720 --> 0:03:48.000 now that this is downstairs, just one little room where 0:03:48.000 --> 0:03:50.920 I do the podcast from, I have to tell the 0:03:50.920 --> 0:03:53.920 dogs that were going downstairs because it's you know, a 0:03:53.960 --> 0:03:56.400 flight of stairs down and then in the entrance way 0:03:56.440 --> 0:03:58.240 there's a door and that's where this room is. It's 0:03:58.240 --> 0:04:00.360 like an office, but I use it to podcast. So 0:04:00.440 --> 0:04:02.600 now I tell the dogs, you guys want to podcast, 0:04:03.000 --> 0:04:04.840 and they run down the stairs and jump on the 0:04:04.880 --> 0:04:05.640 doors to the room. 0:04:05.680 --> 0:04:05.880 Here. 0:04:06.040 --> 0:04:08.040 Get they they and they yeah. 0:04:08.040 --> 0:04:09.720 They get so excited when I say you guys want 0:04:09.720 --> 0:04:12.119 a podcast, and it's not They know the difference between 0:04:12.160 --> 0:04:13.200 you want to go out or not. Because I say 0:04:13.240 --> 0:04:14.760 you want to go out, they run down the stairs 0:04:14.800 --> 0:04:16.600 and go to the front door. But if I say 0:04:16.640 --> 0:04:18.000 do you want a podcast, they come to. 0:04:17.920 --> 0:04:19.720 The They actually sit there and watch you. 0:04:20.640 --> 0:04:23.320 Yeah, they're on the couch to my left, uh, and 0:04:23.360 --> 0:04:25.839 they rest on the couch. They love the couch. It's 0:04:25.839 --> 0:04:28.960 the softest couch, but it's older. It's like the couch 0:04:29.040 --> 0:04:32.440 you have forever. I love that couch. And they sit 0:04:32.480 --> 0:04:35.200 and they watch me. But they get so excited and 0:04:35.240 --> 0:04:35.760 they run. 0:04:35.880 --> 0:04:44.599 So let me ask you. Are they a rough crowd? Funny? 0:04:44.800 --> 0:04:45.960 They they don't. 0:04:47.040 --> 0:04:47.120 No. 0:04:47.680 --> 0:04:50.920 Yeah, the very very obedient audience. Yeah. 0:04:50.920 --> 0:04:52.839 The only problem is that, because we're by the front 0:04:52.839 --> 0:04:55.119 door down here on the main on the first level, 0:04:55.480 --> 0:04:58.040 if anybody walks by the front door outside on the 0:04:58.080 --> 0:05:01.640 path loudly, they bark. So I turned the mic off 0:05:01.839 --> 0:05:03.800 sometimes so you might hear. And then I turned the 0:05:03.839 --> 0:05:06.520 mic off. You know, it's funny sometimes might you might 0:05:06.560 --> 0:05:07.880 hear me? Yell, buiet, shut up. 0:05:08.960 --> 0:05:14.440 I'm patiently awaiting the move in of across the street 0:05:14.640 --> 0:05:21.280 from the the Elvis Durant Show Big Show Studios, a 0:05:21.320 --> 0:05:24.080 building that is being well. I guess they're doing redoing 0:05:24.160 --> 0:05:27.240 the interior of it. I'm a waiting for the whoever's 0:05:27.240 --> 0:05:32.960 office that becomes to move in because, oh so you 0:05:32.960 --> 0:05:36.360 could see somebody from across. Well, the way our studios 0:05:36.360 --> 0:05:41.320 are separated are situated, we have actual window views like 0:05:41.360 --> 0:05:43.840 so it's a window, and then there's a hallway, but 0:05:43.839 --> 0:05:46.520 it's a tiny hallway, but it's a glass window. The 0:05:46.560 --> 0:05:48.760 window of the building is right next to it. So 0:05:48.760 --> 0:05:51.400 so basically from our studio you could see right out 0:05:51.440 --> 0:05:54.359 into the street and across the street into the next building, 0:05:54.600 --> 0:05:57.320 office building, and it's a high rise like us. So 0:05:58.160 --> 0:06:01.680 right now they've gutted it, and there's construction workers that 0:06:01.800 --> 0:06:03.800 appear at seven eight o'clock in the morning and we 0:06:04.080 --> 0:06:08.200 sometimes catch them watching us, like there's no like glare. 0:06:08.320 --> 0:06:12.039 There's no, it's not like it's uh, you know, intint 0:06:12.080 --> 0:06:15.240 the windows, hintin windows. Now you could see right it's 0:06:15.279 --> 0:06:17.640 just clear glass right across. So we could see them 0:06:17.640 --> 0:06:19.920 like drinking their coffee and they could see us. And 0:06:19.960 --> 0:06:24.359 it's it's an entire floor of an office building. So 0:06:24.880 --> 0:06:28.960 something is gonna go in there in about two months 0:06:29.000 --> 0:06:32.320 three months, and I might axious to see who moves in, 0:06:32.560 --> 0:06:34.600 because it won't be as good as the old studios. 0:06:34.600 --> 0:06:36.640 When I was working there where you can look across 0:06:36.680 --> 0:06:38.520 the out the window and it was a hotel and 0:06:38.560 --> 0:06:39.839 people were banging, yeah. 0:06:39.680 --> 0:06:42.640 Banging, people just banging and having threesomes filming each other. 0:06:42.720 --> 0:06:44.760 Filming each other. Yeah're filming each other. 0:06:45.160 --> 0:06:47.080 Yeah, you're not gonna get better than that. Yeah, we're 0:06:47.080 --> 0:06:49.880 not gonna. But in this case, they are. They are 0:06:50.240 --> 0:06:53.719 our eye level siteline, and we just so I wonder 0:06:53.760 --> 0:06:56.680 what the construction workers must think, like, what the fuck's 0:06:56.720 --> 0:06:58.880 going on over there? It's like, you know, because they 0:06:58.880 --> 0:07:01.440 see into All they see is a studio with all 0:07:01.440 --> 0:07:03.919 these lights on us and microphones and stuff, and we 0:07:03.960 --> 0:07:06.800 have headphones on, and I wonder what they think that 0:07:06.839 --> 0:07:08.840 they're seeing, you know, because I don't know if they 0:07:09.000 --> 0:07:11.400 know that it's us, you know, I don't know if 0:07:11.440 --> 0:07:13.760 they it's clicked that yo, that that's Z one hundred 0:07:13.800 --> 0:07:17.760 doing a lot broadcast right now. But they're probably Howard guys. 0:07:18.000 --> 0:07:20.760 I will say, when the office people move in, they're 0:07:20.800 --> 0:07:25.440 gonna have trouble concentrating on their work because, yeah, when. 0:07:25.320 --> 0:07:27.280 They look across and they see Taylor Swift sitting in 0:07:27.280 --> 0:07:28.520 the studio, no joke. 0:07:28.680 --> 0:07:30.920 That's exactly where I was going with that. They're gonna 0:07:30.920 --> 0:07:34.280 see guests walking into the studio sitting down because you 0:07:34.280 --> 0:07:37.200 could see it clearly. It's close because those streets are narrow, 0:07:37.480 --> 0:07:39.960 so like we're talking about like right across the fifty 0:07:40.000 --> 0:07:45.000 fifth Street, which is like a narrow little street. So anyway, I'm. 0:07:44.640 --> 0:07:47.200 Gonna Talor Swift from two thousand and. 0:07:48.760 --> 0:07:51.760 Nine. Maybe she was up. 0:07:51.680 --> 0:07:56.680 At the station on our show almost every year until 0:07:56.720 --> 0:07:59.920 twenty twenty two when I left the show, and has 0:08:00.160 --> 0:08:00.800 been up since. 0:08:01.040 --> 0:08:02.720 So I'm going to say it's because I'm not there. 0:08:02.760 --> 0:08:07.080 She's not coming. Oh you you feel like that, Yes, 0:08:07.120 --> 0:08:09.119 I'm it's me, You're the problem reason. 0:08:09.720 --> 0:08:11.520 Yes, Okay, I'm. 0:08:11.360 --> 0:08:13.320 Gonna say she hasn't visited because she knows I'm not there, 0:08:13.320 --> 0:08:14.920 and it's like, oh, Brodie's not Brodie coming. 0:08:14.840 --> 0:08:18.000 Yeah, Brodie hasn't you know what since he left? Mm hmm, 0:08:18.560 --> 0:08:20.920 there's no, there's no We are never ever going at 0:08:21.000 --> 0:08:24.880 least five albums. Yeah right, you're never ever getting back together. 0:08:25.320 --> 0:08:29.920 That's right, that's right. So good luck shaking that off. 0:08:30.080 --> 0:08:33.160 Disturbing news. It's bad blood. I think that's what I 0:08:33.200 --> 0:08:35.280 think could be, could be. It wasn't That song wasn't 0:08:35.280 --> 0:08:39.520 about Katie Perry is about you now because I'm not 0:08:39.559 --> 0:08:42.640 there because you know so I'm not coming. Don't forget 0:08:42.760 --> 0:08:44.680 she hung out at my desk, took pictures sitting in 0:08:44.679 --> 0:08:48.160 my office chair. I know I know you will. Yeah, listen, 0:08:49.000 --> 0:08:53.000 she's uh, she's actually in the Halloween costume picture together. 0:08:53.080 --> 0:08:55.760 You know. She's ending her tour in Florida in Miami 0:08:56.760 --> 0:08:59.800 and it's a hard rock stadium or something. But okay, 0:09:00.280 --> 0:09:03.200 at the end of the year, in December, she's going 0:09:03.240 --> 0:09:05.480 to be there. Can you imagine the chaos and the 0:09:05.520 --> 0:09:09.080 craziness it's going to be to get tickets to those shows. 0:09:09.600 --> 0:09:12.360 But anyway, it will be awesome to be down there 0:09:12.360 --> 0:09:18.520 for that. Brodie, I know you wake up late. Yeah. Usually. 0:09:18.559 --> 0:09:24.280 Did you hear that three billion people got their social 0:09:24.280 --> 0:09:29.320 Security numbers stolen? Yeah, my friend Eric sent me that article. 0:09:29.600 --> 0:09:32.120 Here's the thing. It was three billion was well, I 0:09:32.120 --> 0:09:37.680 mean three billion worldwide, but miss the worldwide. This the 0:09:38.000 --> 0:09:41.800 three billion pieces of information whatever it is. Everybody always 0:09:41.800 --> 0:09:45.400 thought it was hacked. We were hacked. Basically, they broke 0:09:45.440 --> 0:09:49.440 into a government site, whoever this was, and now our 0:09:49.520 --> 0:09:53.560 social security numbers have been exposed. Now, I always have 0:09:53.679 --> 0:09:56.520 heard of these data breaches, and it never rises to 0:09:56.559 --> 0:10:00.000 the level of social Security number, but here we are 0:10:00.720 --> 0:10:01.720 so many times it does. 0:10:01.760 --> 0:10:04.880 When they say, uh, if your phone company was hacked 0:10:05.000 --> 0:10:06.280 or man a card was. 0:10:06.640 --> 0:10:10.360 Never social Security number usually, but here. Here's the thing scary. 0:10:10.640 --> 0:10:15.040 There's two hundred and fifty million Americans right right with 0:10:15.120 --> 0:10:16.080 social Security numbers. 0:10:16.720 --> 0:10:17.800 That means the odds of. 0:10:17.720 --> 0:10:20.800 Anyone fucking with your social Security number are two hundred 0:10:20.800 --> 0:10:21.840 and fifty million to one. 0:10:22.280 --> 0:10:24.839 No to one if one person was doing it, but 0:10:24.880 --> 0:10:28.280 there may be several people that buy that information and 0:10:28.280 --> 0:10:29.480 that the odds increase. 0:10:30.240 --> 0:10:33.000 Okay, so then it's then it's forty million to one 0:10:33.480 --> 0:10:36.920 or twenty million to one. The point is everybody got hacked, 0:10:36.920 --> 0:10:39.480 so I'm not worried. If it was everybody would blast 0:10:39.520 --> 0:10:42.560 initial b I'd be like, oh, that's only like twenty million, 0:10:43.160 --> 0:10:45.160 but or forty whatever it is, I'm not. 0:10:45.280 --> 0:10:45.960 I'm not worried. 0:10:46.360 --> 0:10:48.280 If somebody uses my social security call fight it. 0:10:48.720 --> 0:10:50.720 What am I gonna do the best? I'm gonna sleep 0:10:50.720 --> 0:10:53.560 over it. No, but people could like open up counts 0:10:53.559 --> 0:10:55.920 and identities, an entire identity. Ill proof it was I'll 0:10:55.920 --> 0:10:58.720 say it wasn't me, it wasn't me, all right, shaggy shaggy, 0:10:58.760 --> 0:11:04.000 I'm shady shot slim shady. Every week I'm gonna make 0:11:04.000 --> 0:11:06.120 the same joke about the congress woman who got it wrong. 0:11:06.120 --> 0:11:08.880 And every week you're not gonna remember. Okay, no, I 0:11:08.920 --> 0:11:12.520 remember because I'm taking my lion's main pills. Yeah. Okay. 0:11:12.840 --> 0:11:16.160 By the way, if you don't always listen to Slice Time, 0:11:17.120 --> 0:11:19.680 sometimes you forget. You're like, oh, yeah, you have to 0:11:19.720 --> 0:11:23.160 listen to Slice Time. For episode three or four, one 0:11:23.200 --> 0:11:25.439 of our best Slice times in a while, I think. Yeah, 0:11:25.520 --> 0:11:28.040 we had some new callers, We had funny callers. People 0:11:28.120 --> 0:11:31.640 answered our question about the three dollar cheese. We had 0:11:31.679 --> 0:11:34.000 a couple of people pointing out some wonderful things about 0:11:34.080 --> 0:11:36.640 Scary that if you can't remember things, his lines mains 0:11:36.679 --> 0:11:38.800 and that what it's hilarious. Listen episode three or four 0:11:38.800 --> 0:11:41.520 Slice Time. We really really good episode. Yeah, but just 0:11:41.559 --> 0:11:42.920 one final note on that. 0:11:43.520 --> 0:11:46.199 A way to combat this is for you to get 0:11:46.200 --> 0:11:50.240 in touch with I guess all three major companies that 0:11:50.280 --> 0:11:53.120 do credit, that run credit reports whatever, and tell them 0:11:53.160 --> 0:11:56.600 to freeze your credit. So freeze credit and this way, 0:11:57.040 --> 0:12:01.400 you know, and put in a two factor authentication anyway 0:12:01.720 --> 0:12:05.160 anywhere you have passwords and stuff, so this way it 0:12:05.240 --> 0:12:09.800 could protect you. Just saying that's just a p s A. Okay, okay, 0:12:09.840 --> 0:12:11.240 that's what they're saying that you should do. 0:12:12.440 --> 0:12:15.000 Okay, all right, I'll keep that in mind very good, 0:12:15.040 --> 0:12:23.640 I'll check credit carmer. Scary you had you said you 0:12:23.640 --> 0:12:25.280 had a car story for me, and I have a 0:12:25.320 --> 0:12:27.120 car story, but why don't you tell you a car story? 0:12:27.240 --> 0:12:31.400 Well, this is actually yeah, this happened, not me, It 0:12:31.440 --> 0:12:34.880 was Elvis. He he went to he went to go 0:12:34.880 --> 0:12:39.040 sell a car, his car, and uh, he found out 0:12:39.120 --> 0:12:43.800 yesterday you got a call and they're like, yeah, you're 0:12:43.840 --> 0:12:47.880 you're on Carfax. This car is listed on Carfax. So 0:12:48.040 --> 0:12:52.480 Carfax is basically your car's medical record. So basically, if 0:12:52.480 --> 0:12:54.520 he ever gets into an accident or whatever the case, 0:12:55.040 --> 0:12:59.040 the autobody shop or whoever is their job to report 0:12:59.040 --> 0:13:01.400 it so that it's been in an accident. 0:13:01.800 --> 0:13:06.439 So Elvis shop in Brooklyn, well, yeah, for Jersey, some places. 0:13:06.280 --> 0:13:09.320 Pay you pay cash to a guy. If you got 0:13:09.360 --> 0:13:11.920 a guy, you didn't report. You didn't see nothing, idn't 0:13:12.080 --> 0:13:13.640 I don't know nothing. I didn't do nothing. I didn't 0:13:13.640 --> 0:13:17.880 see nothing. I didn't crushed into nothing. No, but Elvis 0:13:17.920 --> 0:13:21.960 forgot that several years ago this car he basically there 0:13:22.040 --> 0:13:25.080 was some fender bender happened and he had to replace 0:13:25.120 --> 0:13:27.920 a quarter panel whatever it is. Forgot he had to replace. Yeah, 0:13:28.360 --> 0:13:30.280 well it was a while ago whatever and he was like, 0:13:30.880 --> 0:13:35.280 oh ship. So he was basically called out on carfacts 0:13:35.320 --> 0:13:37.200 and they went to go run the car to carfacks. 0:13:37.280 --> 0:13:41.080 I would imagine most people listening to this check Carfax 0:13:41.240 --> 0:13:45.720 before they buy or lease a use vehicle, right because 0:13:46.320 --> 0:13:48.120 because that is the only way you're gonna be able 0:13:48.160 --> 0:13:49.160 to tell for sure. 0:13:50.720 --> 0:13:52.640 I gotta say, I have an interesting story about that, 0:13:52.679 --> 0:13:55.040 but go on, yeah the call. 0:13:56.559 --> 0:13:58.320 Yeah, I guess the trade in value of the or 0:13:58.360 --> 0:14:02.559 the selling value become less because it's been in an accident. 0:14:02.640 --> 0:14:03.400 It's not perfect. 0:14:03.720 --> 0:14:06.320 Well, if the frame wasn't damaged and you just replace 0:14:06.360 --> 0:14:08.800 the quarter panel, I mean, you lose a little value, 0:14:08.800 --> 0:14:10.000 but you shouldn't lose like, you know. 0:14:10.160 --> 0:14:11.480 I don't know. 0:14:11.200 --> 0:14:13.880 I don't know which of Elvis' cars he's selling, but 0:14:14.160 --> 0:14:17.200 none of them are inexpensive, so he still probably did. 0:14:17.280 --> 0:14:19.040 Okay, did he sell the car? Did he changed his mind? 0:14:19.120 --> 0:14:20.560 I think it's up for sale. I don't know. Whatever, 0:14:20.600 --> 0:14:23.680 it is my thing. He got caught though, he got caught, Well, yeah, 0:14:23.920 --> 0:14:26.440 it's not that, but he didn't know well I didn't 0:14:26.480 --> 0:14:28.200 know he was on good away or anything, but his 0:14:28.280 --> 0:14:29.760 car got caught. He didn't know he was on the 0:14:29.800 --> 0:14:32.800 car fax list. Yeah, but the car did get flagged, 0:14:33.080 --> 0:14:35.560 So I guess that's Carfax doing his job. I guess 0:14:35.560 --> 0:14:35.960 it works. 0:14:36.040 --> 0:14:40.240 Yeah, all right, Well here's something I learned yesterday. So, uh, 0:14:40.480 --> 0:14:43.760 my buddy Jeff has a Jeep and it has a 0:14:43.800 --> 0:14:48.080 lot of problems with the electric roof. He got the car, 0:14:48.240 --> 0:14:50.400 there was a problem. He took it to the dealership. 0:14:50.440 --> 0:14:53.240 They fixed it, but they didn't fix it. They fixed 0:14:53.280 --> 0:14:55.400 the rattling, but then they got it out of alignment 0:14:55.440 --> 0:14:57.040 and the wind comes in and. 0:14:57.000 --> 0:14:59.880 Goes when you're on the parkway. It's terrible. 0:15:00.360 --> 0:15:02.120 They've tried to fix it like six times. They can't 0:15:02.120 --> 0:15:04.880 seem to fix it. So he took them the Lemon 0:15:04.960 --> 0:15:06.840 law court. Lemon law is if you have a certain 0:15:06.880 --> 0:15:09.800 amount of repairs done within a certain amount of time, 0:15:10.760 --> 0:15:12.720 the car is considered a lemon, like a piece of shit, 0:15:12.880 --> 0:15:16.880 like it's defective. So he has a lawyer and he 0:15:16.920 --> 0:15:18.480 said to me, Hey, you want to come with me 0:15:18.960 --> 0:15:20.960 to the court. You could be my witness because you've 0:15:20.960 --> 0:15:23.520 heard the noise. You drive me and pick me up 0:15:23.520 --> 0:15:25.480 every time I have to drop the car off. You 0:15:25.600 --> 0:15:29.360 know all the struggles I've been through. I recorded audio 0:15:29.400 --> 0:15:31.120 over the wind in the car so yeah, I'll be 0:15:31.120 --> 0:15:31.560 your witness. 0:15:31.600 --> 0:15:33.880 Not a problem. Struggle is real. Struggles real. 0:15:33.960 --> 0:15:36.480 So we go to the court case and the judge 0:15:36.520 --> 0:15:38.960 is there, the lawyer for the car company is there. 0:15:39.400 --> 0:15:41.640 We're at the table. His lawyer's not there yet. So 0:15:41.760 --> 0:15:45.040 I'm schmoozing with the lawyer. She's terrific, making jokes. She's like, listen, 0:15:45.560 --> 0:15:47.640 this can go to trial and take all day, or 0:15:47.680 --> 0:15:50.240 you know, take multiple days. She said, But I've been 0:15:50.280 --> 0:15:52.200 talking to the lawyer from the car and she's sitting 0:15:52.200 --> 0:15:53.960 there by the way, she said, I've been talking to 0:15:53.960 --> 0:15:56.400 the lawyer from the car company. I'm sure you guys 0:15:56.440 --> 0:15:59.040 want to settle. She wants to settle. Nobody wants to 0:15:59.040 --> 0:16:01.920 go to trial. Here, show will make this work out. Well, 0:16:02.720 --> 0:16:05.600 you just tipped the hand of the car company by 0:16:05.640 --> 0:16:08.480 saying she wants to settle. She's the rep for the 0:16:08.480 --> 0:16:11.840 car company, right, Because what happens is if the car 0:16:11.880 --> 0:16:14.280 if you don't settle and you prove the cars a lemon, 0:16:14.840 --> 0:16:17.480 then the car company has to buy the car from 0:16:17.480 --> 0:16:20.360 you for the full amount and then they have to 0:16:20.400 --> 0:16:23.040 destroy the car. They aren't allowed to sell the car 0:16:23.080 --> 0:16:23.560 ever if. 0:16:23.480 --> 0:16:24.240 They lement it out. 0:16:24.480 --> 0:16:27.000 Wow, even if they could just fix the roof. So 0:16:27.040 --> 0:16:30.040 they're out like forty thousand dollars forty whatever the jeep was. 0:16:30.480 --> 0:16:33.040 If they don't settle, they could lose, or you could 0:16:33.080 --> 0:16:37.080 lose and get nothing. So they're handling and whatever, and 0:16:37.120 --> 0:16:39.200 I'm like, so I'm in the hall with the lawyer saying, 0:16:39.360 --> 0:16:41.080 make sure you ask for a rental car. Make sure 0:16:41.400 --> 0:16:43.720 I'm giving you know, I'm giving Brodie tips to the lawyer. 0:16:43.720 --> 0:16:45.160 He's like, Oh, I hadn't thought of that. That's great. 0:16:45.720 --> 0:16:47.600 I'm like out lawyering a little bit the lawyer from 0:16:47.720 --> 0:16:48.440 you know, the car guy. 0:16:48.600 --> 0:16:49.160 But he was great. 0:16:49.200 --> 0:16:52.320 He was fantastic. Anyway, they settled for a lot of money. 0:16:52.520 --> 0:16:54.840 My friend got a lot of free dessert. 0:16:55.080 --> 0:16:55.720 He got like. 0:16:57.640 --> 0:16:59.760 Most of the money he's already paid in leasing on 0:16:59.800 --> 0:17:02.120 the car because the car was in the shop so much, 0:17:02.520 --> 0:17:05.880 plus another ten grand for you know trouble. 0:17:06.000 --> 0:17:07.720 He did really well. I was very proud of him. 0:17:07.720 --> 0:17:08.200 He's my boy. 0:17:08.240 --> 0:17:11.480 He paid attention. Anyway, I'm talking to the guy outside 0:17:11.960 --> 0:17:16.320 after the court lawyer and he's saying about he's looking 0:17:16.359 --> 0:17:18.760 at the jeep ward in the parking lot and he's like, oh, 0:17:18.800 --> 0:17:21.440 this is you know, this looks like it was repainted, 0:17:21.480 --> 0:17:23.800 and he's he's yeah, you may so. Here's what I 0:17:23.800 --> 0:17:28.080 found out. Cars get chipped all over the country, right, 0:17:28.119 --> 0:17:29.959 they come in from other parts of the world. Sure, 0:17:30.160 --> 0:17:33.159 and then they're on car carriers, they're on ships, and 0:17:33.240 --> 0:17:38.280 occasionally cars get damaged before they get to the dealership. 0:17:37.880 --> 0:17:41.040 By the container itself, right by the container, by the 0:17:41.040 --> 0:17:43.400 car carriers, by whoever got the car there. 0:17:43.720 --> 0:17:45.919 They get damaged. Well, here's what you need to know. 0:17:46.440 --> 0:17:50.320 If the damage is less than twelve hundred dollars, they 0:17:50.359 --> 0:17:54.560 don't need to report it. So your car could have 0:17:54.560 --> 0:17:56.880 had a dent in it, they fix it and never 0:17:56.920 --> 0:17:57.919 tell you it had a dent in it. 0:17:58.200 --> 0:17:59.760 Wow. The reason I bring this. 0:17:59.760 --> 0:18:01.880 Up my wife and I, I don't know, about six 0:18:01.960 --> 0:18:05.240 or seven years ago, we traded in our minivan to 0:18:05.800 --> 0:18:06.680 place in Brooklyn. 0:18:06.880 --> 0:18:09.800 Nice guy. They were client to the radio station, and 0:18:09.840 --> 0:18:10.560 the guy's. 0:18:10.240 --> 0:18:12.600 Looking on my car and it was a immaculate condition, 0:18:12.720 --> 0:18:17.400 no accidents, you know, clean all the extras. And so 0:18:17.480 --> 0:18:20.359 his guys are looking at it over and they have 0:18:20.600 --> 0:18:24.760 a tool that checks how thick the paint is on 0:18:24.800 --> 0:18:27.920 your car. Yes, I've seen it before. They can tell 0:18:27.920 --> 0:18:30.760 how many layers of painter on you yes. So he 0:18:30.800 --> 0:18:34.040 says to me, this extra paint on your rear end 0:18:34.040 --> 0:18:36.159 of your car and the tailgate, this car has been 0:18:36.200 --> 0:18:39.600 in an accident. I said, no, it hasn't. He says, oh, yeah, 0:18:39.600 --> 0:18:42.560 this whole back's been painted multiple times. It's all it's 0:18:42.600 --> 0:18:45.919 too thick. I said, I'm telling you, I bought the 0:18:45.960 --> 0:18:48.240 car new from Dodge. It's never been in an accident. 0:18:48.760 --> 0:18:50.920 And I never understood how that was possible. Well, the 0:18:51.000 --> 0:18:54.400 lawyer told me it probably got damaged in transport. They 0:18:54.440 --> 0:18:56.520 fixed it and never told you. 0:18:56.720 --> 0:19:01.080 Wow, So when you pay thirty thous dollars for a car, 0:19:01.320 --> 0:19:04.920 it's already possibly only worth twenty six. Because so did 0:19:04.960 --> 0:19:07.240 you go back to Dodge and say what the car was? 0:19:07.400 --> 0:19:13.119 It was eight years later. And by the way, they 0:19:13.480 --> 0:19:15.159 I've seen that thing. It's like it looks like a 0:19:15.200 --> 0:19:18.160 gun or something like that. Okay, yes, And they literally 0:19:18.480 --> 0:19:20.800 put it like on every panel of the car and 0:19:20.840 --> 0:19:23.040 they yep, they press a button and they it's like 0:19:23.080 --> 0:19:25.800