WEBVTT - Episode 113: Log Off Loser 0:00:01.720 --> 0:00:03.880 Gambling was something that I did. 0:00:04.240 --> 0:00:06.880 This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble. 0:00:07.120 --> 0:00:10.800 One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table. 0:00:10.840 --> 0:00:13.840 A podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love 0:00:13.880 --> 0:00:14.520 of gambling. 0:00:14.560 --> 0:00:16.280 One bet, another bet, another bet. 0:00:16.120 --> 0:00:18.560 Without doing the actual gambling. 0:00:18.840 --> 0:00:20.360 You're a coward. 0:00:20.440 --> 0:00:23.320 It's easy to have a scapegoat and now join my 0:00:23.560 --> 0:00:27.120 Bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I 0:00:27.200 --> 0:00:27.880 have friends. 0:00:27.920 --> 0:00:29.480 Here's Dan Patrick. 0:00:30.600 --> 0:00:34.360 Okay. So if your wife is pregnant and you're at 0:00:34.360 --> 0:00:37.520 the Masters and you're leading, and you're coming up eighteen, 0:00:38.400 --> 0:00:41.360 and all of a sudden she goes into labor, So. 0:00:43.640 --> 0:00:47.040 Danny, I wouldn't leave the Masters as like a guest 0:00:47.680 --> 0:00:49.640 let alone if I was playing. 0:00:50.400 --> 0:00:53.400 If your wife went into labor and you were at 0:00:53.440 --> 0:00:58.080 the Masters like you were last week, you wouldn't scurry back. 0:00:58.200 --> 0:01:01.240 Guess what, No phones have fun roommate. If I was 0:01:01.280 --> 0:01:03.400 hope to give you an a dural, if you got 0:01:03.400 --> 0:01:04.160 time for that shit. 0:01:04.319 --> 0:01:07.440 If I was twenty over on Sunday and I got 0:01:07.440 --> 0:01:09.360 that call, I'm still finishing the round. 0:01:09.680 --> 0:01:12.479 Uh. Bad Larry joins us as well. Bad Larry. Let's 0:01:12.520 --> 0:01:15.480 say you're leading the Masters, you're Scottie Scheffler and you 0:01:15.560 --> 0:01:19.360 go to the back nine and you get the call. 0:01:20.160 --> 0:01:20.640 What do you do? 0:01:22.520 --> 0:01:25.640 I got nine. If I'm on eighteen, I'm finishing out. 0:01:25.640 --> 0:01:27.199 If on nine, I'm probably leaving. 0:01:27.920 --> 0:01:32.040 Wow, you're leading the Masters. You're leading the Masters. 0:01:32.959 --> 0:01:36.520 It's going to be my child, right, It is debt. 0:01:37.360 --> 0:01:38.000 I don't know. 0:01:38.480 --> 0:01:40.000 I don't know what's going on in your house. 0:01:40.000 --> 0:01:41.720 It's more important with. 0:01:41.720 --> 0:01:45.039 An olive complexion, Larry, I have some problems. 0:01:45.040 --> 0:01:52.280 Speaking of Wow. It looks like Marvin, it's so okay, 0:01:52.360 --> 0:01:55.680 you're going to You're on the tenth t you're leading 0:01:56.040 --> 0:02:02.440 by five. Are you leaving the Masters? On CBS. 0:02:03.800 --> 0:02:05.800 Dan, I honestly got to believe. I've been to all 0:02:05.800 --> 0:02:08.000 three of my children's firsts and they were the most. 0:02:09.400 --> 0:02:09.680 Lame. 0:02:09.960 --> 0:02:13.160 Yeah, you get some, you get a million years after. 0:02:13.040 --> 0:02:15.720 I think I leave the Masters. 0:02:15.760 --> 0:02:16.840 Have you ever been to the Masters? 0:02:16.840 --> 0:02:17.080 Though? 0:02:17.800 --> 0:02:18.360 I haven't. 0:02:18.360 --> 0:02:20.840 Okay, you're asking the wrong person, Danny, that's ain't it? Okay? 0:02:21.280 --> 0:02:24.079 You went, Yeah, and no issues. 0:02:24.440 --> 0:02:26.880 Greatest time in my life, including the birth of all 0:02:26.919 --> 0:02:31.920 my children, the roommate, everything, everything, greatest time in my life. Really, 0:02:31.960 --> 0:02:36.000 it was incredible, the most efficiently run anything I've been 0:02:36.040 --> 0:02:38.880 to ever ever, and I went to military school. This 0:02:39.000 --> 0:02:41.919 is more efficient, I said, the next land invasion we do, 0:02:42.040 --> 0:02:48.519 whether it's Tran, Taiwan, China, Gaza, who goo gives a ship, 0:02:48.639 --> 0:02:52.480 The next one should be planned by whoever coordinates the masters. 0:02:52.520 --> 0:02:56.359 That should be our secretary of defense. It was fucking perfect, Danny. 0:02:56.760 --> 0:03:00.320 It lived, It surpassed expectations. It was insane. A lot 0:03:00.320 --> 0:03:03.720 of walking, a lot of got my steps in felt great, 0:03:04.160 --> 0:03:08.400 banging heaters, smoking cigars, eating I don't know, sixteen sandwiches. 0:03:08.520 --> 0:03:11.600 Did you have beers? No, Danny, still still clean as 0:03:11.639 --> 0:03:13.720 a whistle, really yeah. And there was a lot of 0:03:13.720 --> 0:03:15.600 cocaine in Augusta, Oh. 0:03:15.440 --> 0:03:18.320 Yeah, there was. There was. 0:03:18.600 --> 0:03:20.480 I was at a house party put on by some 0:03:20.560 --> 0:03:23.240 corporation or sponsor or some shit. A bunch of ex 0:03:23.280 --> 0:03:25.639 golfers there and some you know, there's some Saudi Arabian 0:03:25.639 --> 0:03:28.680 fellas there too, which was very interesting to me. But 0:03:28.720 --> 0:03:31.679 they had one of those fancy toilets that you can rent, right, 0:03:32.080 --> 0:03:35.320 like the big one in a trailer. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:03:35.320 --> 0:03:39.320 like a two thousand dollars a day shitter, right, and 0:03:40.120 --> 0:03:42.920 you know porta potties in Augusta, baby, and you know, 0:03:42.960 --> 0:03:44.640 there were dudes going in there too at a time, 0:03:44.680 --> 0:03:46.160 and they weren't making out, you know what I mean. 0:03:46.160 --> 0:03:48.120 They were coming out with the sniffles Danny like it 0:03:48.240 --> 0:03:51.400 was a good fucking weekend for a cocaine dealer in Augusta. 0:03:51.600 --> 0:03:54.760 But what about you, No, Danny, not me. You're clean 0:03:54.800 --> 0:03:55.440 as a whistle. 0:03:55.880 --> 0:03:59.480 It was just staring longingly at the I just slipped. 0:03:59.120 --> 0:04:00.200 And fell into them. 0:04:01.360 --> 0:04:03.320 I'm over there, just trying to get thumbies off the 0:04:03.320 --> 0:04:17.120 goddamn counterbmbs licking the counter sentinel. 0:04:17.520 --> 0:04:22.880 All right, let's uh, let's recap. Shay won two units 0:04:22.960 --> 0:04:28.920 last week. Dylan lost six units. Bat Larry uh one? 0:04:29.279 --> 0:04:33.520 Just a big zero nothing, is that right? Everybody's good 0:04:33.560 --> 0:04:34.200 on those numbers. 0:04:34.520 --> 0:04:36.280 I don't remember. I know I had you you. I 0:04:36.600 --> 0:04:38.720 probably lost my golfers. I didn't even I was on 0:04:39.080 --> 0:04:39.800 the road and you did. 0:04:40.880 --> 0:04:45.200 You did? You lost? You lost everything? Yeah? You one? 0:04:45.279 --> 0:04:49.320 Yukon. I won Yukon Purdue matchup, but I did lose 0:04:49.320 --> 0:04:50.600 on my golf I'm guessing. 0:04:50.400 --> 0:04:54.200 Yeah you did. At least that's that's what I have 0:04:54.360 --> 0:04:57.320 right in front of me. Yeah, okay, okay. 0:04:57.360 --> 0:05:00.120 I'm good with the Raisin hasn't been cheating a all 0:05:00.160 --> 0:05:02.200 this year. Wow, I'm happy. 0:05:02.640 --> 0:05:04.480 By the way, you guys didn't have this bet. The 0:05:04.520 --> 0:05:08.040 Lakers and Grizzlies. They played an extra minute and six 0:05:08.080 --> 0:05:11.839 seconds third quarter. The Lakers scored four points in the 0:05:11.920 --> 0:05:14.800 extra time that they allowed them, so they finished the 0:05:14.839 --> 0:05:17.599 game with one hundred and twenty three points. The over 0:05:17.760 --> 0:05:22.360 under was one twenty one and a half. They go over. See, 0:05:22.360 --> 0:05:26.480 that's what do you do to the gamblers. If something 0:05:26.560 --> 0:05:27.839 like that happens. 0:05:27.600 --> 0:05:32.480 You gotta pay him Danny over. I'd lose my fucking 0:05:32.480 --> 0:05:34.160 mind because I'd have the under. I'd be calling for 0:05:34.200 --> 0:05:34.960 the investigation. 0:05:35.120 --> 0:05:38.400 I feel like you refund, just refund bets on both sides, 0:05:38.520 --> 0:05:39.760 because yeah, that is ridiculous. 0:05:39.800 --> 0:05:41.680 Yes, I think, I think. I think you pay the 0:05:41.760 --> 0:05:45.520 over and you disallowed the under. Nobody lose on that bet. 0:05:46.440 --> 0:05:49.000 No way a book does that. There's no chance they've done. 0:05:49.200 --> 0:05:49.920 They've done stuff. 0:05:50.440 --> 0:05:54.040 Came out with those those a bunch of uh laterals 0:05:54.040 --> 0:05:55.479 on the last play of the game when it was 0:05:55.480 --> 0:05:59.120 taken back for a touchdown. They refunded the losses and 0:05:59.320 --> 0:05:59.680 paid the. 0:05:59.680 --> 0:06:02.240 Winner, and they let everybody know it's a marketing ploy. 0:06:02.320 --> 0:06:04.200 This just a matter of what the fucking handle is 0:06:04.320 --> 0:06:05.680 that's it's. 0:06:05.120 --> 0:06:07.200 No question, great advertising for him. I agree with that. 0:06:07.320 --> 0:06:09.960 By the way, people are comparing Scotty Scheffler to Tiger, 0:06:10.120 --> 0:06:13.440 like when Tiger had his two thousand season, and I say, 0:06:13.960 --> 0:06:17.560 do some research here, go back. That's the most dominating 0:06:17.640 --> 0:06:22.280 run in golf history. And Jamie Kennedy of Golf Digest 0:06:22.760 --> 0:06:26.560 projected that if I took Tiger and what he did 0:06:26.560 --> 0:06:29.440 in two thousand, his earnings pro rated that to what 0:06:29.440 --> 0:06:32.560 they would be in twenty twenty four. He made almost 0:06:32.560 --> 0:06:36.839 eleven million dollars in prize money in two thousand. If 0:06:36.880 --> 0:06:41.159 I looked at those same tournaments prize money in twenty 0:06:41.200 --> 0:06:46.080 twenty four, he would have made ninety two million dollars. Jesus, 0:06:46.160 --> 0:06:50.400 that's three times with Scotty's at it. Yeah, ninety two 0:06:50.560 --> 0:06:54.440 million dollars. Well, he'd be on Live anyways if he 0:06:54.520 --> 0:06:57.720 had two billion fuck the votes yet Yeah, Well, there 0:06:57.839 --> 0:07:00.760 was that rumor about Rory for a I think that 0:07:00.760 --> 0:07:05.880 that was to take away the Live Tour performance at Augusta. 0:07:06.320 --> 0:07:09.080 I think somebody just floated that out there, just somebody 0:07:09.080 --> 0:07:13.840 from Rory's camp. Yet no no from Live Oh. 0:07:12.920 --> 0:07:14.360 Because they can just make it and they can say 0:07:14.400 --> 0:07:17.800 we offered him five billion dollars and he's thinking about it. 0:07:17.840 --> 0:07:19.640 How do you not do it? If you're Rory? 0:07:19.680 --> 0:07:20.320 He can't. 0:07:21.080 --> 0:07:23.160 He's over the hill. He is. I don't know if 0:07:23.160 --> 0:07:25.680 he's over the hill, but the PGA tour hung him 0:07:25.720 --> 0:07:29.360 out to dry and they need. You know, if I'm Rory, 0:07:29.360 --> 0:07:31.760 I'd be like, I took bullets for you guy. Yeah, 0:07:31.880 --> 0:07:34.120 now it's time. Why not? Why not just go take 0:07:34.160 --> 0:07:37.400 the month? Although he'd get killed on social media, but 0:07:37.880 --> 0:07:40.640 log off, loser, give hi a fuck. I got eight 0:07:41.040 --> 0:07:43.960 and fifty million, but just delete my Twitter. Yes, eight 0:07:44.040 --> 0:07:46.360 hundred and fifty million, and then you wait for the 0:07:46.400 --> 0:07:48.000 merger and then you come back. 0:07:48.160 --> 0:07:51.000 You know what's funny is his great great great grandkids 0:07:51.080 --> 0:07:53.920 are gonna read this story, probably listen to this podcast 0:07:54.240 --> 0:07:56.640 and say, you piece of shit. I could have been 0:07:56.680 --> 0:07:59.200 not working as opposed to digging this dick like I 0:07:59.360 --> 0:08:02.080 think they're going to be. Why because he's got one 0:08:02.120 --> 0:08:06.360 hundred million set. That's five more generations of not working. 0:08:07.240 --> 0:08:08.520 I think it's great, great. 0:08:10.200 --> 0:08:11.080 Bad Larry. Where are you? 0:08:11.120 --> 0:08:15.360 By the way, I am in Zion actually checked out 0:08:15.360 --> 0:08:17.400 of this hotel on my way to Vegas as soon 0:08:17.400 --> 0:08:19.640 as this show is over. I got to smooth over 0:08:19.720 --> 0:08:21.760 some of the problems that Dylan and Shay caused out 0:08:21.800 --> 0:08:22.800 there a couple of months back. 0:08:24.760 --> 0:08:27.960 You're not going to be going where they were, trust me, Larry, 0:08:28.440 --> 0:08:29.280 You're not. No. 0:08:31.120 --> 0:08:32.719 So I called you know, I got my board out 0:08:32.720 --> 0:08:34.520 of card and get everything comped in Atlantic City. So 0:08:34.559 --> 0:08:38.600 I called out to MGM Grand and he got Compton, 0:08:38.840 --> 0:08:43.480 MGM Grand, Blaggio area and something else. So I just said, 0:08:43.800 --> 0:08:44.960 book me in Blago. 0:08:45.360 --> 0:08:45.920 Who you wi? 0:08:47.800 --> 0:08:51.000 The Fab Five, the same ones who did Yellow Zone, 0:08:51.440 --> 0:08:53.920 my wife, my sister in law? 0:08:54.160 --> 0:08:56.120 What is going on there? 0:08:56.320 --> 0:09:01.000 No? No, Larry, that's three Larry, the Fab five and 0:09:01.040 --> 0:09:04.320 the only named you and your wife and her sister. 0:09:05.440 --> 0:09:08.160 Barbara and Gregg and you know who they their title 0:09:08.200 --> 0:09:11.600 of this show. A couple of years ago. Greg and Barbara, 0:09:11.600 --> 0:09:15.280 we know you. We were in uh dead with Deadwood 0:09:15.320 --> 0:09:17.000 South Dakota and we did a show when they were 0:09:17.000 --> 0:09:19.560 coming out of the hotel and you said, who Greg 0:09:19.600 --> 0:09:20.640 and Barber? We don't know them? 0:09:21.080 --> 0:09:25.400 And I still don't know that that's the other two. Okay, 0:09:25.760 --> 0:09:28.640 there's some stuff going on there, Larry, Larry, what is 0:09:28.679 --> 0:09:29.520 going on there? 0:09:30.200 --> 0:09:32.719 They like National Parks and I'm done today's You know 0:09:32.760 --> 0:09:37.320 why I like Canyon or Brice Canyon the best? No, 0:09:39.400 --> 0:09:41.080 my favorite. I did it yesterday. 0:09:41.240 --> 0:09:44.240 That's great, that's great. There's some swapping going on here. 0:09:44.320 --> 0:09:49.000 Oh yeah yeah yeah, seventy five years your sister in law. 0:09:49.200 --> 0:09:55.640 Yeah, the drug dude just died. Benzo's Fritz Peterson just died. 0:09:55.840 --> 0:09:59.400 What Yeah, Mike Keckage and Fritz. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's 0:09:59.400 --> 0:10:00.000 what we're doing. 0:10:00.120 --> 0:10:02.360 Yeah, the big swappers one of them, the other one 0:10:02.400 --> 0:10:04.440 turned into like a boozehound, right, I don't know. 0:10:04.600 --> 0:10:06.280 I think one of them like went to Rehead. Well 0:10:06.320 --> 0:10:08.760 one stayed married, yeah, the one didn't. The other one 0:10:08.760 --> 0:10:12.760 freaked out, Yeah, idiot, Uh, let me see. Is there 0:10:12.800 --> 0:10:16.160 anything worth recamping here? From a Burgs the truth? Yeah? 0:10:16.800 --> 0:10:21.320 Love him? Yeah, Ludwig followed him for a minute. You're uh, 0:10:21.559 --> 0:10:24.840 you're still on the Jordan's speed mandwagon there, mister Texas. 0:10:25.520 --> 0:10:28.720 Mister Texas, he's doing well right now, which pisses me on. Yeah. 0:10:28.800 --> 0:10:31.839 RBC didn't touch him today. Of course. That brings us 0:10:31.880 --> 0:10:34.280 to bets this week. Bad Larry, I'll start with you. 0:10:35.520 --> 0:10:39.640 Okay, I want the heat, but is Jimmy. 0:10:39.400 --> 0:10:44.320 Butler playing the heat? Don't even know that they don't know. Yeah, 0:10:44.400 --> 0:10:45.160 yeah he's playing. 0:10:46.280 --> 0:10:48.760 He's I want the heat if Jimmy Butler plays. If not, 0:10:48.840 --> 0:10:49.600 I don't want the bet. 0:10:50.360 --> 0:10:50.920 Ray Ray. 0:10:50.960 --> 0:10:54.360 I'll trust Ray on this one. I'm being the desert 0:10:54.400 --> 0:10:56.160 for the next couple of hours. I won't know anything. 0:10:56.200 --> 0:10:58.480 You can't make a bet and then say just kidding 0:10:58.559 --> 0:11:00.720 when the lineup comes out like that. Not how fucking 0:11:00.760 --> 0:11:02.160 works you make the better you don't. 0:11:05.320 --> 0:11:07.400 The game's not till tomorrow night, right, we're doing it 0:11:08.000 --> 0:11:09.440 doesn't matter if you make the bet. 0:11:09.600 --> 0:11:10.280 That's the bet. 0:11:10.400 --> 0:11:12.040 I will know if he's playing or not. 0:11:12.440 --> 0:11:16.120 Bullshit. So you're taking the heat money line. If Jimmy 0:11:16.160 --> 0:11:18.760 Buckets plays correct, that's not fair. 0:11:18.800 --> 0:11:21.520 If I take a baseball game today based on certain 0:11:21.520 --> 0:11:23.520 starting pitchers, but one gets hurt in the warm up, 0:11:23.840 --> 0:11:24.960 the fucking BET's still on. 0:11:25.080 --> 0:11:26.000 All right, Well let's see, but. 0:11:26.000 --> 0:11:27.680 You're not betting a baseball game for tomorrow. 0:11:28.200 --> 0:11:28.559 I can. 0:11:29.000 --> 0:11:29.920 I can do it right now. 0:11:30.040 --> 0:11:32.760 How about we take a vote on it. Should I 0:11:32.760 --> 0:11:35.160 do by tomorrow? Fuck? Yeah I do? Should we allow 0:11:35.360 --> 0:11:40.160 Larry to make this bet hinging on if Jimmy Butler 0:11:40.240 --> 0:11:41.640 plays Dylan. 0:11:42.520 --> 0:11:44.839 I'm inclined to because just. 0:11:44.800 --> 0:11:47.079 A yes or not a fucking incline. 0:11:49.600 --> 0:11:51.439 There is something to support my argument. 0:11:52.320 --> 0:11:55.520 It's just a yes or no all right? Then yes, okay, 0:11:55.920 --> 0:11:59.600 you're going to accept that, Shay? No fuck no, all right? 0:12:00.120 --> 0:12:04.920 Ray, I say yes Dan, that's too all right, Larry, 0:12:04.960 --> 0:12:08.160 I'll take I'll take the heat. If Jimmy Bucket's play Ray, 0:12:08.679 --> 0:12:10.240 then I want Ray. 0:12:10.559 --> 0:12:11.520 Yes he should be allowed. 0:12:11.520 --> 0:12:13.599 All right, I'm going to allow it. I'm going to 0:12:13.640 --> 0:12:16.360 allow it's going to happen, right, yeah, revolution, that's what's 0:12:16.360 --> 0:12:16.800 gonna happen. 0:12:16.840 --> 0:12:17.800 Jimmy Butler's gonna play. 0:12:17.800 --> 0:12:19.200 You'll never get back to the masters. 0:12:19.240 --> 0:12:22.080 The people are on my side, Larry, have fun. Uh 0:12:22.760 --> 0:12:24.560 what other? What other basketball do you have? 0:12:25.360 --> 0:12:29.360 Then? I want just three series bets. I want the Nicks. 0:12:29.040 --> 0:12:31.440 Against the Philly that's minus. 0:12:32.800 --> 0:12:35.679 I want the MAVs that's twenty. 0:12:35.400 --> 0:12:36.920 Five minus one, twenty. 0:12:36.640 --> 0:12:40.400 Five, that's fine. And it was my third one, damn. 0:12:41.000 --> 0:12:42.679 The Nuggets against the Lakers. 0:12:43.120 --> 0:12:44.640 Yes, yes, I want the ugg Now you. 0:12:44.559 --> 0:12:47.560 Do know that it's Nicola Jokic who plays for Denver, 0:12:47.800 --> 0:12:49.280 not Luka don Chick. 0:12:50.160 --> 0:12:50.680 The joker. 0:12:51.400 --> 0:12:54.680 Yeah. Well you called him the big white stick or 0:12:54.800 --> 0:12:55.800 stiff last year. 0:12:56.600 --> 0:12:59.440 That's right, Uh, big white stiff right. 0:13:00.080 --> 0:13:04.240 Okay, what the big white still right? 0:13:06.280 --> 0:13:09.040 Never mind? H all right? Is that it Larry? 0:13:09.880 --> 0:13:12.840 Yeah? And I am. I'm going to eight thousand feet 0:13:12.880 --> 0:13:16.440 right now, Dan, I'm walking back to the car. Can 0:13:16.480 --> 0:13:18.400 I leave? Can you give me another week off? 0:13:19.480 --> 0:13:22.320 Imagine it's blood pressure right now, eight thousand feet walking? 0:13:22.760 --> 0:13:23.960 I take it back, I say, no. 0:13:23.960 --> 0:13:28.640 Now wait you want you want next week off? No? 0:13:29.120 --> 0:13:29.920 The rest of today? 0:13:30.040 --> 0:13:32.400 Oh today, girls are in the car. 0:13:32.679 --> 0:13:34.920 They're waiting for me to drive to fucking Vegas. 0:13:34.920 --> 0:13:37.800 All right, make sure that they turn on the car 0:13:37.880 --> 0:13:38.679 and the air conditioning. 0:13:39.120 --> 0:13:41.800 We've been sitting around all morning waiting for this, and 0:13:41.800 --> 0:13:43.040 now I'm gonna get in the car and drive. 0:13:43.280 --> 0:13:45.520 Okay, go ahead. 0:13:45.840 --> 0:13:48.680 But one other thing. Say everybody I talked to about 0:13:48.679 --> 0:13:50.120 the Masters says the exact same thing. 0:13:50.160 --> 0:13:50.439 You did. 0:13:50.920 --> 0:13:53.839 Just want run thing I've ever seen. You came back 0:13:53.880 --> 0:13:54.560 with that ceiling. 0:13:54.760 --> 0:13:58.040 You gotta go go there now. He wants to be 0:13:58.320 --> 0:14:00.480 conversing with you. He doesn't care. 0:14:00.440 --> 0:14:03.079 About He's a better reception of a desert than he. 0:14:03.080 --> 0:14:05.400 Does not care about you. Give a shit? All right? 0:14:05.679 --> 0:14:08.160 Uh shay, what are your bests? I got more golf 0:14:08.200 --> 0:14:14.079 parlays because great, yeah, top five, I got the loser 0:14:15.200 --> 0:14:18.760 plus Ludwig Auberg to finish inside the top five. Just 0:14:18.880 --> 0:14:24.080 to be clear, that's Rory and Ludwig finish top five 0:14:24.240 --> 0:14:25.880 plus fourteen twenty. 0:14:27.280 --> 0:14:29.680 And then I got what do you call it? Top 0:14:29.720 --> 0:14:35.560 twenty god Zira Auburn and Smart and Cameron Young plus 0:14:35.600 --> 0:14:38.160 three eighty five. Bingo bango. 0:14:38.520 --> 0:14:40.800 And then I got a little bit of baseball. Yeah, 0:14:41.080 --> 0:14:41.960 all right, here we go. 0:14:41.880 --> 0:14:45.600 Come on out, America's past time Rangers Tigers under eight 0:14:45.600 --> 0:14:49.840 and a half. This is Jack Leader's fucking debut. That's 0:14:50.000 --> 0:14:54.160 Jack Lighter Leader Lighter Marlin's plus one thirty against the Cubbies. 0:14:54.600 --> 0:14:56.800 And then I got the Cleveland I'm not going to 0:14:56.840 --> 0:15:00.560 say the name. Alreadian defensive laying one oh five against 0:15:00.600 --> 0:15:01.080 the Red. 0:15:00.960 --> 0:15:02.720 Sox Guardians versus the. 0:15:02.680 --> 0:15:06.920 Red offensive offensive the racing Native Americans is not what 0:15:06.960 --> 0:15:10.800 I'm going to stand for, Danny Guardians. They did the 0:15:10.840 --> 0:15:11.760 same thing in Washington. 0:15:11.800 --> 0:15:18.480 Just here we go, Here we go, Dylan, all right, Golf, No, 0:15:18.600 --> 0:15:22.760 there's no way you're I I have I have a system. 0:15:23.480 --> 0:15:26.040 Your system it sucks, it doesn't work. 0:15:26.800 --> 0:15:28.160 Honestly, I really had. 0:15:28.080 --> 0:15:30.480 Explained that you're going to take Sun j M. 0:15:30.920 --> 0:15:33.920 Plus seven thousand damn a lot of value he did. 0:15:33.960 --> 0:15:37.680 I really did contemplate jumping off the ship at the Masters, though. 0:15:38.360 --> 0:15:40.040 But he missed the cut, did they? 0:15:40.080 --> 0:15:40.200 Oh? 0:15:40.280 --> 0:15:42.960 Yeah, Dan, A lot of phenomenal golfers missed the gut 0:15:43.000 --> 0:15:44.680 they Tiger. 0:15:44.480 --> 0:15:44.960 Made the cut. 0:15:45.040 --> 0:15:45.600 Tiger did. 0:15:45.680 --> 0:15:45.880 Yeah. 0:15:45.920 --> 0:15:48.840 I gotta say he looked like limber and strong dudes 0:15:48.840 --> 0:15:51.560 on so much juice, by the way, so much HGH 0:15:51.880 --> 0:15:53.840 has to be he is fucking built. 0:15:53.920 --> 0:15:54.720 Yeah, he's jacked. 0:15:57.040 --> 0:16:00.160 I got Xander Schaffley top ten plus one twenty two 0:16:00.280 --> 0:16:04.000 units on that right, and just because I mean I 0:16:04.080 --> 0:16:07.000 never do it, but why not Scotti Scheffler to win. 0:16:07.040 --> 0:16:10.560 Plus he's playing a shitload of golf. Yeah, he played 0:16:10.600 --> 0:16:12.600 a couple of turnaments before the Masters. Then you play 0:16:12.680 --> 0:16:15.400 the Masters. Then he want to be at home with 0:16:15.480 --> 0:16:20.040 the kid, right that bullshit fake pregnancy, My fucking kids coming, 0:16:20.120 --> 0:16:20.840 blah blah blah. 0:16:20.960 --> 0:16:25.120 Yeah, right, Wait, she's probably six months pregnant. He's full 0:16:25.160 --> 0:16:25.440 of shit. 0:16:25.480 --> 0:16:28.680 He just there's no way that he would say if 0:16:28.680 --> 0:16:32.080 she goes into labor that and she's six months pregnant, 0:16:32.120 --> 0:16:32.680 one hundred percent. 0:16:32.760 --> 0:16:34.440 I think what he's doing is setting up for his 0:16:34.520 --> 0:16:37.400 second family. If you know how many women heard this story, 0:16:37.400 --> 0:16:39.480 and they're like, what a great guy. He's the best 0:16:39.560 --> 0:16:42.520 husband ever. And then when he leaves his first family, 0:16:43.320 --> 0:16:45.200 his second one is going to be ready and primed. 0:16:45.600 --> 0:16:46.960 She's going to do whatever he says. 0:16:47.360 --> 0:16:48.800 I would have left the Masters for you. 0:16:49.080 --> 0:16:51.040 Yeah, yeah, I love you so much. I would have 0:16:51.120 --> 0:16:55.960 left the Master fuck you. Yeah right, I'm going to 0:16:56.000 --> 0:16:59.000 take him at his word. He's a man of faith, 0:16:59.040 --> 0:17:00.800 and you're a man of faith too. Yeah. 0:17:01.240 --> 0:17:05.080 I'm also a hustler, not stupid. I understand marketing, and 0:17:05.080 --> 0:17:07.360 I'm sure his team does too. All right, what else 0:17:07.480 --> 0:17:08.960 most boring champion? Ever? 0:17:09.160 --> 0:17:10.119 What else do you have? 0:17:10.359 --> 0:17:10.439 That? 0:17:10.560 --> 0:17:12.920 Is my theory? I similar to like Brock party. I 0:17:12.960 --> 0:17:16.040 think Scotti Scheffer's like so dumb that he can't get 0:17:16.040 --> 0:17:18.880 phased in these like big moments because like on Sunday he's. 0:17:18.960 --> 0:17:20.959 I don't know if we need to go there, Like 0:17:21.240 --> 0:17:24.720 I'm I don't check anybody's IQ in here. It's no ship. Yeah, 0:17:25.119 --> 0:17:27.520 we wonder Like what do you mean? Then? 0:17:27.560 --> 0:17:30.320 As a dumb person, I'm allowed to analyze the dumb people. 0:17:30.680 --> 0:17:33.879 Yeah, didn't you win the wonderlic test? I did, I 0:17:33.920 --> 0:17:34.560 didn't do any math. 0:17:34.640 --> 0:17:36.200 You finished first first loser? 0:17:36.280 --> 0:17:38.960 I didn't do any math. I don't care. You like 0:17:39.000 --> 0:17:41.760 to say you finished third, but you finished I got 0:17:41.800 --> 0:17:45.119 the bray, all right? What else do you have? 0:17:46.440 --> 0:17:49.679 There's also Dan the corlees Puntacana Championship this week for 0:17:49.760 --> 0:17:53.960 the B teamers. Okay, I've got Raphael compos to win 0:17:54.000 --> 0:17:55.000 plus four thousands. 0:17:55.119 --> 0:17:59.520 Racist. No, it's betting, it's Potacana, I get it. Yeah, 0:17:59.720 --> 0:18:01.760 it's I don't know if that means races. 0:18:01.840 --> 0:18:06.199 This whole podcast racing Native American Indians picking a Mexican 0:18:06.280 --> 0:18:09.639 dude to win the Puntacana Championship. This is despicable. 0:18:09.720 --> 0:18:12.040 Danny Shay has been having some issues with the integrity 0:18:12.119 --> 0:18:12.280 of this. 0:18:12.600 --> 0:18:15.080 Well let's see if let's see if Dylan picks a 0:18:15.200 --> 0:18:18.159 Chinese driver since Formula one is in China this weekend. 0:18:18.320 --> 0:18:18.639 Here we go. 0:18:18.880 --> 0:18:23.520 Oh, they're actually at Yuki Sonoda, believe or not. Shockingly, 0:18:23.640 --> 0:18:25.320 his terrible fucking odds every week. 0:18:25.760 --> 0:18:27.160 Wait, you're saying he's a bad driver. 0:18:27.359 --> 0:18:28.760 He crashes immediately every time. 0:18:28.880 --> 0:18:32.920 Oh my god, who do you have? You have anybody 0:18:32.960 --> 0:18:33.400 winning here? 0:18:33.840 --> 0:18:37.560 I've got two podium finishes. Dan Carlos says minus one 0:18:37.680 --> 0:18:41.080 fifty in Londo Norris plus one sixty five. Is it 0:18:41.240 --> 0:18:42.960 londo londo or Lando. 0:18:43.040 --> 0:18:45.720 I think that's the Chinese pronunciation. Yes, we else do 0:18:45.800 --> 0:18:45.960 you have? 0:18:46.160 --> 0:18:47.520 Actually it would be different, by the way. 0:18:47.560 --> 0:18:51.440 Congratulations your alma mater winning the Frozen. Thank you. 0:18:51.920 --> 0:18:55.159 Yeah, Harvard of the Last Yeah, I actually didn't know. 0:18:55.359 --> 0:18:57.320 They are the winningest college hockey team. 0:18:57.320 --> 0:18:58.959 They're good. They've got a good team. Yeah, they've had 0:18:59.000 --> 0:18:59.639 it for decades. 0:18:59.800 --> 0:19:02.880 They're all twenty five year old NHL players. Sorry, every 0:19:02.960 --> 0:19:05.119 single like both like them and BC. They're literally just 0:19:05.240 --> 0:19:07.960 like listing off kids on the roster. It's like signed 0:19:08.000 --> 0:19:09.400