Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2: This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1: One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table.
Speaker 2: A podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love
Speaker 2: of gambling.
Speaker 1: One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 3: You're a coward.
Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat and now join my
Speaker 1: Bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I
Speaker 1: have friends.
Speaker 2: Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1: Okay. So if your wife is pregnant and you're at
Speaker 1: the Masters and you're leading, and you're coming up eighteen,
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden she goes into labor, So.
Speaker 4: Danny, I wouldn't leave the Masters as like a guest
Speaker 4: let alone if I was playing.
Speaker 1: If your wife went into labor and you were at
Speaker 1: the Masters like you were last week, you wouldn't scurry back.
Speaker 1: Guess what, No phones have fun roommate. If I was
Speaker 1: hope to give you an a dural, if you got
Speaker 1: time for that shit.
Speaker 3: If I was twenty over on Sunday and I got
Speaker 3: that call, I'm still finishing the round.
Speaker 1: Uh. Bad Larry joins us as well. Bad Larry. Let's
Speaker 1: say you're leading the Masters, you're Scottie Scheffler and you
Speaker 1: go to the back nine and you get the call.
Speaker 1: What do you do?
Speaker 5: I got nine. If I'm on eighteen, I'm finishing out.
Speaker 5: If on nine, I'm probably leaving.
Speaker 1: Wow, you're leading the Masters. You're leading the Masters.
Speaker 5: It's going to be my child, right, It is debt.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on in your house.
Speaker 1: It's more important with.
Speaker 3: An olive complexion, Larry, I have some problems.
Speaker 1: Speaking of Wow. It looks like Marvin, it's so okay,
Speaker 1: you're going to You're on the tenth t you're leading
Speaker 1: by five. Are you leaving the Masters? On CBS.
Speaker 5: Dan, I honestly got to believe. I've been to all
Speaker 5: three of my children's firsts and they were the most.
Speaker 1: Lame.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you get some, you get a million years after.
Speaker 5: I think I leave the Masters.
Speaker 1: Have you ever been to the Masters?
Speaker 6: Though?
Speaker 7: I haven't.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're asking the wrong person, Danny, that's ain't it? Okay?
Speaker 1: You went, Yeah, and no issues.
Speaker 4: Greatest time in my life, including the birth of all
Speaker 4: my children, the roommate, everything, everything, greatest time in my life. Really,
Speaker 4: it was incredible, the most efficiently run anything I've been
Speaker 4: to ever ever, and I went to military school. This
Speaker 4: is more efficient, I said, the next land invasion we do,
Speaker 4: whether it's Tran, Taiwan, China, Gaza, who goo gives a ship,
Speaker 4: The next one should be planned by whoever coordinates the masters.
Speaker 4: That should be our secretary of defense. It was fucking perfect, Danny.
Speaker 4: It lived, It surpassed expectations. It was insane. A lot
Speaker 4: of walking, a lot of got my steps in felt great,
Speaker 4: banging heaters, smoking cigars, eating I don't know, sixteen sandwiches.
Speaker 4: Did you have beers? No, Danny, still still clean as
Speaker 4: a whistle, really yeah. And there was a lot of
Speaker 4: cocaine in Augusta, Oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was. There was.
Speaker 4: I was at a house party put on by some
Speaker 4: corporation or sponsor or some shit. A bunch of ex
Speaker 4: golfers there and some you know, there's some Saudi Arabian
Speaker 4: fellas there too, which was very interesting to me. But
Speaker 4: they had one of those fancy toilets that you can rent, right,
Speaker 4: like the big one in a trailer. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: like a two thousand dollars a day shitter, right, and
Speaker 4: you know porta potties in Augusta, baby, and you know,
Speaker 4: there were dudes going in there too at a time,
Speaker 4: and they weren't making out, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: They were coming out with the sniffles Danny like it
Speaker 4: was a good fucking weekend for a cocaine dealer in Augusta.
Speaker 4: But what about you, No, Danny, not me. You're clean
Speaker 4: as a whistle.
Speaker 3: It was just staring longingly at the I just slipped.
Speaker 1: And fell into them.
Speaker 4: I'm over there, just trying to get thumbies off the
Speaker 4: goddamn counterbmbs licking the counter sentinel.
Speaker 1: All right, let's uh, let's recap. Shay won two units
Speaker 1: last week. Dylan lost six units. Bat Larry uh one?
Speaker 1: Just a big zero nothing, is that right? Everybody's good
Speaker 1: on those numbers.
Speaker 5: I don't remember. I know I had you you. I
Speaker 5: probably lost my golfers. I didn't even I was on
Speaker 5: the road and you did.
Speaker 1: You did? You lost? You lost everything? Yeah? You one?
Speaker 5: Yukon. I won Yukon Purdue matchup, but I did lose
Speaker 5: on my golf I'm guessing.
Speaker 1: Yeah you did. At least that's that's what I have
Speaker 1: right in front of me. Yeah, okay, okay.
Speaker 5: I'm good with the Raisin hasn't been cheating a all
Speaker 5: this year. Wow, I'm happy.
Speaker 1: By the way, you guys didn't have this bet. The
Speaker 1: Lakers and Grizzlies. They played an extra minute and six
Speaker 1: seconds third quarter. The Lakers scored four points in the
Speaker 1: extra time that they allowed them, so they finished the
Speaker 1: game with one hundred and twenty three points. The over
Speaker 1: under was one twenty one and a half. They go over. See,
Speaker 1: that's what do you do to the gamblers. If something
Speaker 1: like that happens.
Speaker 4: You gotta pay him Danny over. I'd lose my fucking
Speaker 4: mind because I'd have the under. I'd be calling for
Speaker 4: the investigation.
Speaker 3: I feel like you refund, just refund bets on both sides,
Speaker 3: because yeah, that is ridiculous.
Speaker 5: Yes, I think, I think. I think you pay the
Speaker 5: over and you disallowed the under. Nobody lose on that bet.
Speaker 1: No way a book does that. There's no chance they've done.
Speaker 6: They've done stuff.
Speaker 5: Came out with those those a bunch of uh laterals
Speaker 5: on the last play of the game when it was
Speaker 5: taken back for a touchdown. They refunded the losses and
Speaker 5: paid the.
Speaker 4: Winner, and they let everybody know it's a marketing ploy.
Speaker 4: This just a matter of what the fucking handle is
Speaker 4: that's it's.
Speaker 5: No question, great advertising for him. I agree with that.
Speaker 1: By the way, people are comparing Scotty Scheffler to Tiger,
Speaker 1: like when Tiger had his two thousand season, and I say,
Speaker 1: do some research here, go back. That's the most dominating
Speaker 1: run in golf history. And Jamie Kennedy of Golf Digest
Speaker 1: projected that if I took Tiger and what he did
Speaker 1: in two thousand, his earnings pro rated that to what
Speaker 1: they would be in twenty twenty four. He made almost
Speaker 1: eleven million dollars in prize money in two thousand. If
Speaker 1: I looked at those same tournaments prize money in twenty
Speaker 1: twenty four, he would have made ninety two million dollars. Jesus,
Speaker 1: that's three times with Scotty's at it. Yeah, ninety two
Speaker 1: million dollars. Well, he'd be on Live anyways if he
Speaker 1: had two billion fuck the votes yet Yeah, Well, there
Speaker 1: was that rumor about Rory for a I think that
Speaker 1: that was to take away the Live Tour performance at Augusta.
Speaker 1: I think somebody just floated that out there, just somebody
Speaker 1: from Rory's camp. Yet no no from Live Oh.
Speaker 3: Because they can just make it and they can say
Speaker 3: we offered him five billion dollars and he's thinking about it.
Speaker 1: How do you not do it? If you're Rory?
Speaker 3: He can't.
Speaker 1: He's over the hill. He is. I don't know if
Speaker 1: he's over the hill, but the PGA tour hung him
Speaker 1: out to dry and they need. You know, if I'm Rory,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, I took bullets for you guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: now it's time. Why not? Why not just go take
Speaker 1: the month? Although he'd get killed on social media, but
Speaker 1: log off, loser, give hi a fuck. I got eight
Speaker 1: and fifty million, but just delete my Twitter. Yes, eight
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty million, and then you wait for the
Speaker 1: merger and then you come back.
Speaker 4: You know what's funny is his great great great grandkids
Speaker 4: are gonna read this story, probably listen to this podcast
Speaker 4: and say, you piece of shit. I could have been
Speaker 4: not working as opposed to digging this dick like I
Speaker 4: think they're going to be. Why because he's got one
Speaker 4: hundred million set. That's five more generations of not working.
Speaker 4: I think it's great, great.
Speaker 1: Bad Larry. Where are you?
Speaker 5: By the way, I am in Zion actually checked out
Speaker 5: of this hotel on my way to Vegas as soon
Speaker 5: as this show is over. I got to smooth over
Speaker 5: some of the problems that Dylan and Shay caused out
Speaker 5: there a couple of months back.
Speaker 1: You're not going to be going where they were, trust me, Larry,
Speaker 1: You're not. No.
Speaker 5: So I called you know, I got my board out
Speaker 5: of card and get everything comped in Atlantic City. So
Speaker 5: I called out to MGM Grand and he got Compton,
Speaker 5: MGM Grand, Blaggio area and something else. So I just said,
Speaker 5: book me in Blago.
Speaker 1: Who you wi?
Speaker 5: The Fab Five, the same ones who did Yellow Zone,
Speaker 5: my wife, my sister in law?
Speaker 3: What is going on there?
Speaker 1: No? No, Larry, that's three Larry, the Fab five and
Speaker 1: the only named you and your wife and her sister.
Speaker 5: Barbara and Gregg and you know who they their title
Speaker 5: of this show. A couple of years ago. Greg and Barbara,
Speaker 5: we know you. We were in uh dead with Deadwood
Speaker 5: South Dakota and we did a show when they were
Speaker 5: coming out of the hotel and you said, who Greg
Speaker 5: and Barber? We don't know them?
Speaker 1: And I still don't know that that's the other two. Okay,
Speaker 1: there's some stuff going on there, Larry, Larry, what is
Speaker 1: going on there?
Speaker 5: They like National Parks and I'm done today's You know
Speaker 5: why I like Canyon or Brice Canyon the best? No,
Speaker 5: my favorite. I did it yesterday.
Speaker 1: That's great, that's great. There's some swapping going on here.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah yeah yeah, seventy five years your sister in law.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the drug dude just died. Benzo's Fritz Peterson just died.
Speaker 1: What Yeah, Mike Keckage and Fritz. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's
Speaker 1: what we're doing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the big swappers one of them, the other one
Speaker 4: turned into like a boozehound, right, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think one of them like went to Rehead. Well
Speaker 1: one stayed married, yeah, the one didn't. The other one
Speaker 1: freaked out, Yeah, idiot, Uh, let me see. Is there
Speaker 1: anything worth recamping here? From a Burgs the truth? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Love him? Yeah, Ludwig followed him for a minute. You're uh,
Speaker 1: you're still on the Jordan's speed mandwagon there, mister Texas.
Speaker 1: Mister Texas, he's doing well right now, which pisses me on. Yeah.
Speaker 1: RBC didn't touch him today. Of course. That brings us
Speaker 1: to bets this week. Bad Larry, I'll start with you.
Speaker 5: Okay, I want the heat, but is Jimmy.
Speaker 1: Butler playing the heat? Don't even know that they don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah he's playing.
Speaker 5: He's I want the heat if Jimmy Butler plays. If not,
Speaker 5: I don't want the bet.
Speaker 1: Ray Ray.
Speaker 5: I'll trust Ray on this one. I'm being the desert
Speaker 5: for the next couple of hours. I won't know anything.
Speaker 4: You can't make a bet and then say just kidding
Speaker 4: when the lineup comes out like that. Not how fucking
Speaker 4: works you make the better you don't.
Speaker 5: The game's not till tomorrow night, right, we're doing it
Speaker 5: doesn't matter if you make the bet.
Speaker 1: That's the bet.
Speaker 5: I will know if he's playing or not.
Speaker 1: Bullshit. So you're taking the heat money line. If Jimmy
Speaker 1: Buckets plays correct, that's not fair.
Speaker 4: If I take a baseball game today based on certain
Speaker 4: starting pitchers, but one gets hurt in the warm up,
Speaker 4: the fucking BET's still on.
Speaker 1: All right, Well let's see, but.
Speaker 5: You're not betting a baseball game for tomorrow.
Speaker 3: I can.
Speaker 2: I can do it right now.
Speaker 1: How about we take a vote on it. Should I
Speaker 1: do by tomorrow? Fuck? Yeah I do? Should we allow
Speaker 1: Larry to make this bet hinging on if Jimmy Butler
Speaker 1: plays Dylan.
Speaker 3: I'm inclined to because just.
Speaker 1: A yes or not a fucking incline.
Speaker 3: There is something to support my argument.
Speaker 1: It's just a yes or no all right? Then yes, okay,
Speaker 1: you're going to accept that, Shay? No fuck no, all right?
Speaker 5: Ray, I say yes Dan, that's too all right, Larry,
Speaker 5: I'll take I'll take the heat. If Jimmy Bucket's play Ray,
Speaker 5: then I want Ray.
Speaker 6: Yes he should be allowed.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm going to allow it. I'm going to
Speaker 1: allow it's going to happen, right, yeah, revolution, that's what's
Speaker 1: gonna happen.
Speaker 3: Jimmy Butler's gonna play.
Speaker 5: You'll never get back to the masters.
Speaker 1: The people are on my side, Larry, have fun. Uh
Speaker 1: what other? What other basketball do you have?
Speaker 5: Then? I want just three series bets. I want the Nicks.
Speaker 1: Against the Philly that's minus.
Speaker 5: I want the MAVs that's twenty.
Speaker 1: Five minus one, twenty.
Speaker 5: Five, that's fine. And it was my third one, damn.
Speaker 1: The Nuggets against the Lakers.
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, I want the ugg Now you.
Speaker 1: Do know that it's Nicola Jokic who plays for Denver,
Speaker 1: not Luka don Chick.
Speaker 5: The joker.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well you called him the big white stick or
Speaker 1: stiff last year.
Speaker 5: That's right, Uh, big white stiff right.
Speaker 4: Okay, what the big white still right?
Speaker 1: Never mind? H all right? Is that it Larry?
Speaker 5: Yeah? And I am. I'm going to eight thousand feet
Speaker 5: right now, Dan, I'm walking back to the car. Can
Speaker 5: I leave? Can you give me another week off?
Speaker 1: Imagine it's blood pressure right now, eight thousand feet walking?
Speaker 3: I take it back, I say, no.
Speaker 1: Now wait you want you want next week off? No?
Speaker 5: The rest of today?
Speaker 1: Oh today, girls are in the car.
Speaker 5: They're waiting for me to drive to fucking Vegas.
Speaker 1: All right, make sure that they turn on the car
Speaker 1: and the air conditioning.
Speaker 5: We've been sitting around all morning waiting for this, and
Speaker 5: now I'm gonna get in the car and drive.
Speaker 1: Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 5: But one other thing. Say everybody I talked to about
Speaker 5: the Masters says the exact same thing.
Speaker 1: You did.
Speaker 5: Just want run thing I've ever seen. You came back
Speaker 5: with that ceiling.
Speaker 1: You gotta go go there now. He wants to be
Speaker 1: conversing with you. He doesn't care.
Speaker 3: About He's a better reception of a desert than he.
Speaker 1: Does not care about you. Give a shit? All right?
Speaker 1: Uh shay, what are your bests? I got more golf
Speaker 1: parlays because great, yeah, top five, I got the loser
Speaker 1: plus Ludwig Auberg to finish inside the top five. Just
Speaker 1: to be clear, that's Rory and Ludwig finish top five
Speaker 1: plus fourteen twenty.
Speaker 4: And then I got what do you call it? Top
Speaker 4: twenty god Zira Auburn and Smart and Cameron Young plus
Speaker 4: three eighty five. Bingo bango.
Speaker 1: And then I got a little bit of baseball. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, here we go.
Speaker 4: Come on out, America's past time Rangers Tigers under eight
Speaker 4: and a half. This is Jack Leader's fucking debut. That's
Speaker 4: Jack Lighter Leader Lighter Marlin's plus one thirty against the Cubbies.
Speaker 4: And then I got the Cleveland I'm not going to
Speaker 4: say the name. Alreadian defensive laying one oh five against
Speaker 4: the Red.
Speaker 1: Sox Guardians versus the.
Speaker 4: Red offensive offensive the racing Native Americans is not what
Speaker 4: I'm going to stand for, Danny Guardians. They did the
Speaker 4: same thing in Washington.
Speaker 1: Just here we go, Here we go, Dylan, all right, Golf, No,
Speaker 1: there's no way you're I I have I have a system.
Speaker 1: Your system it sucks, it doesn't work.
Speaker 3: Honestly, I really had.
Speaker 1: Explained that you're going to take Sun j M.
Speaker 3: Plus seven thousand damn a lot of value he did.
Speaker 3: I really did contemplate jumping off the ship at the Masters, though.
Speaker 1: But he missed the cut, did they?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Dan, A lot of phenomenal golfers missed the gut
Speaker 3: they Tiger.
Speaker 1: Made the cut.
Speaker 3: Tiger did.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I gotta say he looked like limber and strong dudes
Speaker 4: on so much juice, by the way, so much HGH
Speaker 4: has to be he is fucking built.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's jacked.
Speaker 3: I got Xander Schaffley top ten plus one twenty two
Speaker 3: units on that right, and just because I mean I
Speaker 3: never do it, but why not Scotti Scheffler to win.
Speaker 1: Plus he's playing a shitload of golf. Yeah, he played
Speaker 1: a couple of turnaments before the Masters. Then you play
Speaker 1: the Masters. Then he want to be at home with
Speaker 1: the kid, right that bullshit fake pregnancy, My fucking kids coming,
Speaker 1: blah blah blah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, Wait, she's probably six months pregnant. He's full
Speaker 4: of shit.
Speaker 1: He just there's no way that he would say if
Speaker 1: she goes into labor that and she's six months pregnant,
Speaker 1: one hundred percent.
Speaker 4: I think what he's doing is setting up for his
Speaker 4: second family. If you know how many women heard this story,
Speaker 4: and they're like, what a great guy. He's the best
Speaker 4: husband ever. And then when he leaves his first family,
Speaker 4: his second one is going to be ready and primed.
Speaker 4: She's going to do whatever he says.
Speaker 3: I would have left the Masters for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I love you so much. I would have
Speaker 1: left the Master fuck you. Yeah right, I'm going to
Speaker 1: take him at his word. He's a man of faith,
Speaker 1: and you're a man of faith too. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I'm also a hustler, not stupid. I understand marketing, and
Speaker 4: I'm sure his team does too. All right, what else
Speaker 4: most boring champion? Ever?
Speaker 1: What else do you have?
Speaker 2: That?
Speaker 3: Is my theory? I similar to like Brock party. I
Speaker 3: think Scotti Scheffer's like so dumb that he can't get
Speaker 3: phased in these like big moments because like on Sunday he's.
Speaker 1: I don't know if we need to go there, Like
Speaker 1: I'm I don't check anybody's IQ in here. It's no ship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we wonder Like what do you mean? Then?
Speaker 3: As a dumb person, I'm allowed to analyze the dumb people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, didn't you win the wonderlic test? I did, I
Speaker 1: didn't do any math.
Speaker 3: You finished first first loser?
Speaker 1: I didn't do any math. I don't care. You like
Speaker 1: to say you finished third, but you finished I got
Speaker 1: the bray, all right? What else do you have?
Speaker 3: There's also Dan the corlees Puntacana Championship this week for
Speaker 3: the B teamers. Okay, I've got Raphael compos to win
Speaker 3: plus four thousands.
Speaker 1: Racist. No, it's betting, it's Potacana, I get it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's I don't know if that means races.
Speaker 4: This whole podcast racing Native American Indians picking a Mexican
Speaker 4: dude to win the Puntacana Championship. This is despicable.
Speaker 3: Danny Shay has been having some issues with the integrity
Speaker 3: of this.
Speaker 1: Well let's see if let's see if Dylan picks a
Speaker 1: Chinese driver since Formula one is in China this weekend.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 3: Oh, they're actually at Yuki Sonoda, believe or not. Shockingly,
Speaker 3: his terrible fucking odds every week.
Speaker 1: Wait, you're saying he's a bad driver.
Speaker 3: He crashes immediately every time.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, who do you have? You have anybody
Speaker 1: winning here?
Speaker 3: I've got two podium finishes. Dan Carlos says minus one
Speaker 3: fifty in Londo Norris plus one sixty five. Is it
Speaker 3: londo londo or Lando.
Speaker 1: I think that's the Chinese pronunciation. Yes, we else do
Speaker 1: you have?
Speaker 3: Actually it would be different, by the way.
Speaker 1: Congratulations your alma mater winning the Frozen. Thank you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Harvard of the Last Yeah, I actually didn't know.
Speaker 3: They are the winningest college hockey team.
Speaker 1: They're good. They've got a good team. Yeah, they've had
Speaker 1: it for decades.
Speaker 3: They're all twenty five year old NHL players. Sorry, every
Speaker 3: single like both like them and BC. They're literally just
Speaker 3: like listing off kids on the roster. It's like signed
Speaker 3: with the Ducks signed every.
Speaker 1: Single Minnesota Yeah, all that ship.
Speaker 3: It is weird though, because they sign like out of
Speaker 3: juniors and then go to college and then a lot
Speaker 3: of them like get redrafted or like take that original signing.
Speaker 3: It's a weird.
Speaker 1: I think we're taking a little bit longer on the
Speaker 1: victory lap here. Just fucking move on, all right, Damn
Speaker 1: damn Harvard of the West Rock. Here we go.
Speaker 3: Speaking of, I have a collegel CROSSBD Dan Denver minus
Speaker 3: five and a half against Providence tomorrow.
Speaker 1: So it's your alma mater against Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh and one more uh preseason Shane and I both
Speaker 3: took the Mets plus fifty five hundred to win the
Speaker 3: World Series. It's plus eight thousand. Now I'm gonna sprinkle
Speaker 3: a little more on there with the added value they've
Speaker 3: been on there.
Speaker 1: They won the other night because of a balk.
Speaker 3: Yeah, how did you get it done?
Speaker 1: I could have leave it And that's it.
Speaker 3: That's it.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 3: From one important thing though, Dan, Red Lobsters, what do
Speaker 3: you mean?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Is the bankruptcy.
Speaker 3: They're probably going to file Chapter eleven. And one of
Speaker 3: the big reasons was the endless Shrimp promotion.
Speaker 1: That was your fault, wasn't it.
Speaker 3: I contributed, But they've lost millions of dollars on endless
Speaker 3: Shrimp and the CEO was asked about it and he
Speaker 3: just said.
Speaker 1: It didn't work. Are they going to take it away? Now? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I mean I think so. I think they already did.
Speaker 1: Damn.
Speaker 3: But we're gonna get We're going to work on getting
Speaker 3: Red Lobster back. And there's one in Bridgeport, so we're
Speaker 3: gonna go to the casino next Friday. And all of
Speaker 3: our winnings were reinvesting back into the lobster fun absolutely,
Speaker 3: and if we lose whatever we lost will yes, Ray, So.
Speaker 6: Red Lobster lost eleven million dollars on the endless endless
Speaker 6: shrimp deal.
Speaker 1: Who was the knucklehead who said let's come up with
Speaker 1: this idea and then didn't do like a like a spreadsheet?
Speaker 3: How much is this shrimp?
Speaker 4: They probably started it when we weren't so fucking fat,
Speaker 4: and twenty years later America is so obese that they
Speaker 4: just inhaled shrimp at the Homer Simpson Pace.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like they found a loophole that have diabeta and
Speaker 3: they take eleven million dollars over a span of how
Speaker 3: many years? It said that we're losing like double digit
Speaker 3: millions and quarterly losses and like that.
Speaker 1: Okay, at what point do you say we're not going
Speaker 1: to do the way.
Speaker 3: Sooner than they did? I think turn off the spigot, right, shrimp?
Speaker 1: Hey, how about we don't offer up endless shrimp? Do
Speaker 1: you like?
Speaker 3: Well, like Olive Garden does like endless breadsticks with their
Speaker 3: fucking bread sticks.
Speaker 4: But they should have done endless biscuits, is what they
Speaker 4: should have done, because that'll fill you up faster than shrimp.
Speaker 4: I could eat a thousand Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yes, Ray, So it says here the twenty dollars.
Speaker 6: Ultimate endless shrimp deal costs the company eleven million in
Speaker 6: the third quarter alone.
Speaker 1: Now they deserve to go back rupp Yeah, I mean that.
Speaker 3: How did that one got like pushed through all the
Speaker 3: ranks and they were like, all right, fucking twenty dollars
Speaker 3: all the shrimp you want.
Speaker 4: This is why you should always aim high, because there
Speaker 4: are fucking morons working at bigger jobs than you have.
Speaker 3: Right now, you realize most people are dumb or I could.
Speaker 1: Have done that job. You want to lose eleven million
Speaker 1: a quarter? Fucking sign me up.
Speaker 3: We're doing endless lobster now, yeah, fuck it.
Speaker 1: Endless booze. Fuck it. I think there's a restaurant in
Speaker 1: the south of France that has all you can eat.
Speaker 1: They have all you can eat lobster. It's they've they
Speaker 1: made twenty four million dollars last year, and it's you
Speaker 1: can't get in. It takes you a couple of months
Speaker 1: to get into this restaurant in the south of France,
Speaker 1: and it's got everything you want, all the caviar you want,
Speaker 1: all the unlimited and they make money. They made twenty
Speaker 1: four million dollars. I think last is it unlimited booze.
Speaker 1: I don't think so.
Speaker 3: Is that ku Like Europeans go there and actually eat
Speaker 3: like a normal amount and then leave.
Speaker 1: Have you been there, Danny? Now an article on it?
Speaker 1: No ship? I'm well reads Field Trip Field Trip France.
Speaker 2: Danny.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Here the Ray's got it, the less Granze buffet.
Speaker 1: Less.
Speaker 3: Wait, it says twenty dollars all you can eat shrimp.
Speaker 1: No it doesn't, but they have everything. It's all you
Speaker 1: can eat. Yeah, the hottest rookie rookie, hottest restaurant in
Speaker 1: France is in all you can eat buffet.
Speaker 3: That is not that seems very unfriends.
Speaker 1: They have an entire glass enclosed structure for lobster no ship.
Speaker 3: Yes, like it's like a massive aquarium.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 1: No, they're all just hanging there. Oh really yeah yeah
Speaker 1: I want to go. Yeah?
Speaker 3: Where is it a nice?
Speaker 1: Does that have a dress code? They do say that
Speaker 1: people dress nice to go there. There is a dress code. Okay,
Speaker 1: he can't showed these guys that tower that lobster town. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a lobster the New Yorker Fancis. That's where I
Speaker 1: read it. Yeah, because I am a New Yorker.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, probably a big NPR fan too America. No,
Speaker 4: I'm alone on an island listeners.
Speaker 1: I don't listen to any other radio than the radio
Speaker 1: I produced. I man, Yeah, okay, thank you. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: I used to listen to Rush. I didn't agree with Rush,
Speaker 1: but I listened to him because of his talent in broadcast.
Speaker 1: Great talent. Yeah yeah, but it was always when he
Speaker 1: was joking. Then he was just a comedian, but then
Speaker 1: when he wasn't joking, and then he was a political influencer. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was like perfect. Whenever he got in trouble, he'd
Speaker 1: be like he's a comedian.
Speaker 7: Yes, Mark, did you ever find yourself yelling at the
Speaker 7: radio when you would say something about landish?
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm always yelling at podcasts.
Speaker 7: Like no, no, no, what do you mean? That's crazy talk?
Speaker 7: Taylor Swift is the Michael Jackson this generator. Okay, but
Speaker 7: I'm yelling like that.
Speaker 1: You talk back to the movie screen when you go
Speaker 1: to a movie that.
Speaker 3: You're seeing Saw in theaters.
Speaker 1: First of all, I'm not seeing Saw, but no chance.
Speaker 7: You know what's so funny when if people go to
Speaker 7: a horror movie, black people are yelling like.
Speaker 2: Why would you trip over? You're so stupid? Molly, you're
Speaker 2: the stupidest, not the elevator. Yeah, you know, serial kill.
Speaker 1: Why do you get in a shower? Yeah, and look around,
Speaker 1: you're the only black cast member. You're dead.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you're strewed.
Speaker 7: First, I think of that Jada Pinkett was in Scream
Speaker 7: for eighteen seconds and was killed.
Speaker 3: I was like, damn, dude, I think remember that movie Anaconda.
Speaker 3: I think I lived.
Speaker 2: Really, don't everybody job the other?
Speaker 3: Black Eye gets eaten in like before the opening credits
Speaker 3: are done rolling?
Speaker 1: Yeah, ice Cube was like fuck that. By the way,
Speaker 1: shy and irving the podcast and a new episode, Yeah.
Speaker 4: Drop today, Danny. Okay, Master's recap Mother weird shit.
Speaker 1: You know, wait, is this recycled stuff that you already
Speaker 1: said on?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: This stuff on that was way more uh personal. Did
Speaker 1: you get in trouble? No? No, no no, did you
Speaker 1: do anything that? Did I get Oh nobody got I
Speaker 1: didn't get caught for anything. I'm good. Okay.
Speaker 4: Tennis moms are probably listening to though. I'm sure I'll
Speaker 4: hear some blowback on it. But why do you say blowback?
Speaker 1: Well, Danny as a Freudian slip. Yeah, you know, I
Speaker 1: was just an Observer in Augusta Shay and Irving wherever
Speaker 1: you get your podcast, so thanks for joining us once again.
Speaker 1: On Dan Patrick Takes a Gamble until next week.