WEBVTT - Calvin Done Lost His Mind - 9.9.26

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<v Speaker 1>Nephew, what you got for us?

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<v Speaker 2>You know what? Pranking is big business. Pranking is big business.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what the thing, what I like about pranking

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<v Speaker 2>is that I get to be who I want to be.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean? I can pick and choose.

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<v Speaker 1>know different people.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I get to like right now on this

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<v Speaker 2>particular prank, I'm about to be a police officer.

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<v Speaker 1>You see what I'm saying? I get to be different things.

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<v Speaker 1>Because you're an actor. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes. You get to delve in and be something different. Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Really feel the character.

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<v Speaker 2>So right now I'm about to be a police officer

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<v Speaker 2>because this right here is titled Calvin that lost his mind.

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<v Speaker 1>Calvin.

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<v Speaker 2>This entire This entire mind. Calvin has lost his mind. Cat, dog,

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<v Speaker 2>if you would. Let's go.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello. I'm trying to reach a Bree, please.

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<v Speaker 3>This is Bree.

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<v Speaker 1>Hi, Bree. This is Officer from the Dallas Police Department.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. Wanted to give you a call, ma'am. We have

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<v Speaker 1>your husband, Mr. Calvin. Uh-huh.

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<v Speaker 2>Is there any way you can actually come down to

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<v Speaker 2>the police station today?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you sure it's my husband, Calvin?

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<v Speaker 1>Is he Calvin?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, that's my husband.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, we have Calvin. He's been picked up for a

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<v Speaker 2>Class C misdemeanor.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh-huh.

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<v Speaker 2>And I wanted to see if you're able to pick

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<v Speaker 2>him up. We're not going to press charges. There is

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<v Speaker 2>a $ 250 fine that needs to be paid, but I'm

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<v Speaker 2>giving you a call. He asked me to call his

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<v Speaker 2>wife to see if you would actually come and pick

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<v Speaker 2>him up.

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<v Speaker 3>So is the $ 250 fine due as soon as I

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<v Speaker 3>get there?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, we do need the $ 250 fine.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, okay, Lord, because I don't have it. I'm going

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<v Speaker 3>to have to call his mom and get it. But

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<v Speaker 3>what is he there for?

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<v Speaker 2>He was in decent exposure, ma'am. He was in a park.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you familiar with Lakeside Park?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, he was out at Lakeside Park, and he was

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<v Speaker 2>in decent exposure. He had no clothes on. He was

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<v Speaker 2>with another person, another female out there, and they had

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<v Speaker 2>no clothes on.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait a minute. Hold the hell up. You are making

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<v Speaker 3>a big mistake. Calvin is supposed to be at work.

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<v Speaker 3>That's where the hell Calvin is supposed to be. Not

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<v Speaker 3>at a car. So you're saying that you saw him.

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<v Speaker 3>Were you the detective that.

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<v Speaker 1>Caught him and saw him?

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<v Speaker 2>It's not a detective. That was actually a police officer, ma'am,

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<v Speaker 2>that actually brought them in. They both were brought in

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<v Speaker 2>here about two hours ago. He's been processed. He has

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<v Speaker 2>been processed, but we need somebody to actually come pick

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<v Speaker 2>him up now.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay. Okay, well, tell me, who are the females?

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<v Speaker 3>What's the female name? The jail arrestor, too. Did she

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<v Speaker 3>die with him?

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<v Speaker 2>She has been arrested. She's actually on the other side

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<v Speaker 2>of the jail. She's on the women's side.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, can you give me her name?

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<v Speaker 2>I do not have her name in front of me.

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<v Speaker 2>I will be able to have that a little later.

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<v Speaker 2>But right now, I think more importantly, he's actually sitting

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<v Speaker 2>in a holding tank with no clothes on.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait a minute.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, Calvin done lost his goddamn mind. I'm not

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<v Speaker 3>coming to pick him up or no s * *

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<v Speaker 3>t like that. Let me tell you what the f * *

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<v Speaker 3>k you need to be telling Calvin. You need to

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<v Speaker 3>tell Calvin that he needs to come up with $ 250

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<v Speaker 3>to get his s * * t out that b * *

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<v Speaker 3>ch just got herself in. And then he needs to

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<v Speaker 3>come up with some more money to pay for this divorce.

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<v Speaker 3>Because I'm handing him these s * * t papers.

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<v Speaker 3>And you tell him, yeah, I'll do it for him.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to call his mama and she can come

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<v Speaker 3>get his s * * t. I know. Well, Kevin,

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<v Speaker 3>every walk this close down. Now, what he did is

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<v Speaker 3>a freak. I got to see that. You know, that's

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<v Speaker 3>what they take it now. You know what, yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>going to call his mom and I'm going to tell

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<v Speaker 3>her she ain't going to believe me because I wanted

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<v Speaker 3>to bring my a * * down. She always on

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<v Speaker 3>his side, you see. She always on his a * * side.

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<v Speaker 3>So I want to take her a * * on

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<v Speaker 3>up there and see her son with his a * *

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<v Speaker 3>up there naked and then she let him explain that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>but you got to tell him, you tell him, make

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<v Speaker 3>sure you tell him that I said it. Then he'll

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<v Speaker 3>get himself out of this situation. I'm not coming to

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<v Speaker 3>get his ass, and he ain't bringing his ass back here.

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<v Speaker 3>Let him bring his ass back up here if he

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<v Speaker 3>wants to.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Ms. Bree? Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, I just got some paperwork in here about

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<v Speaker 2>who the actual female he was arrested with.

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<v Speaker 1>She was also out there at Lakeside Park. Uh-huh. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>see here. It seems like we got a Ms. Francis.

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<v Speaker 2>Francis, uh, Francis.

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<v Speaker 3>You sure you found a Francis?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, ma'am. Are you? I'm sorry. Do you know a Francis?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, can I say something else about your sister? Can

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<v Speaker 2>I tell you this?

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<v Speaker 1>Go ahead.

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<v Speaker 2>Francis has got me to prank phone call you, baby.

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<v Speaker 2>This is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Bree,

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<v Speaker 2>you just got pranked by your sister, Francis.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, Lord Jesus. If I tell you what I just

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<v Speaker 3>have done on this phone, I can't tell you the radio.

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<v Speaker 3>Bob Francis, I was getting ready to come up there

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<v Speaker 3>and knock all four eyes out. And I know well

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<v Speaker 3>Kevin wasn't up there naked. He's not doing it like that.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, they don't even really get along. I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like... Is that what it's all about? Really? I

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<v Speaker 3>ain't got time for all this. I'm going to get

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<v Speaker 3>to it. Thank you, though.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, can I ask you something, Bree, baby? What's the

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<v Speaker 2>baddest radio show in the land?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, the Steve Harvey Morning Show. How about this for

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<v Speaker 3>a surprise, Francis? If you listen, I'm going to whoop

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<v Speaker 3>your ass, okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh-huh. Okay. Come on here, man. You play too much.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>You play way too much.

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<v Speaker 2>It's my job to be stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>It's my job, okay? And I don't take it lightly.

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<v Speaker 1>It's my job. You do your job well. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Very well. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>I will be doing it September the 26th in Roanoke, Roanoke, Virginia.

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<v Speaker 2>Tickets on sale right now. It is Nephew Tommy. Don't

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<v Speaker 2>cancel me out, man.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, yes.

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<v Speaker 2>You do not want to miss it. Tickets are on

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<v Speaker 2>sale right now. Laying in the cut after that.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, man.

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<v Speaker 2>I got November 14th. Pensacola. Pensacola, Florida. Sanger Theater. They'm

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<v Speaker 2>taking my name, but you don't see it yet. Pensacola, Florida.

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<v Speaker 2>Sanger Theater. Nephew Tommy coming to town just to let

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<v Speaker 2>y'all know down there in Pensacola that Nephew is coming.

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<v Speaker 2>But ladies, I got a question for y'all. I've never

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<v Speaker 2>asked this before, but you know, I've always, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so.

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<v Speaker 1>What is it? Okay. Get to it. Can you wear

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<v Speaker 1>white drawers after Labor Day?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes. I'm just saying, is it against the rule?

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<v Speaker 2>No. People want to know this, too. Can you wear

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<v Speaker 2>white drawers after Labor Day? No.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes it blows my mind how stupid you are. But

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<v Speaker 1>you are ignorant, though. You are ignorant. It's just questions

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<v Speaker 1>I want to know. So how do y'all feel about it?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, like, are you upset?

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<v Speaker 2>Like, you know, if you and your partner together and

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<v Speaker 2>they get undressed and then you see white drawers, it's

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<v Speaker 2>just like, okay, this is just a turn off now.

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<v Speaker 1>You just, you didn't wear white drawers. A fashion no-no. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>We can't go any further. We can't go any further

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<v Speaker 2>with you and these white drawers.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't. I can't. Ain't nobody can make love to you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not doing it. But all summer, you're good.

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<v Speaker 2>The things that are on your mind. I mean, it's just,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, everybody got stuff on their mind, girl. So

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just saying, so do you just switch? Do you

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<v Speaker 2>just make a hard switch to blue-black drawers after Labor Day?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I'm saying? So what are we wearing

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<v Speaker 1>in June, Tommy? What are we wearing in June?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I'll be wearing white linen drawers and everything in June.

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<v Speaker 1>Y'all ain't got no linen drawers? It's too much. It

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<v Speaker 1>really is. No, I don't. Everybody got linen drawers, don't they?

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<v Speaker 1>Y'all ain't got no linen drawers?

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<v Speaker 3>No.

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<v Speaker 1>In June? In July?

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<v Speaker 3>August?

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<v Speaker 1>September?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you talking about? Crazy. Where did you lie, Tommy?

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<v Speaker 1>Where did you lie? Steel sucker drawers. Them nice. What

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<v Speaker 1>are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 2>You know, that's what you want in July, some field

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<v Speaker 2>sucker draw. But now, as soon as Labor Day passed,

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<v Speaker 2>all of a sudden, here come these corduroy draws.

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<v Speaker 1>You got one of these heavy-duty draws. And that's hot.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do we have to hear this?

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<v Speaker 3>Why?

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm the only one with cashmere draws. Oh, itchy. Itchy, itchy.

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<v Speaker 1>I got turtleneck draws. Y'all ain't got no turtleneck draws?

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<v Speaker 1>You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.