Speaker 1: Brooking jewels. Second dto dates, they say that tragedy can
Speaker 1: bring people together, and today's second date update the people
Speaker 1: met each other in the most horrific way possible. They
Speaker 1: both had broken iPhones. I know, the humanity are you
Speaker 1: supposed to do when your iPhone breaks and you have
Speaker 1: no other option than to actually speak to a live
Speaker 1: person and look them in the eye and have a
Speaker 1: conversation that isn't text message and doesn't contain emojis. I've
Speaker 1: never read an email that was scarier than the one
Speaker 1: that we got for today's second date update. But apparently
Speaker 1: that's how Eric met the girl that he wants to
Speaker 1: call today. They met each other while they were getting
Speaker 1: their iPhones fixed. Wow, Eric, please tell me the iPhone
Speaker 1: is okay before we get on with this. The iPhone
Speaker 1: is good. On the other hand, I don't know, Thank god,
Speaker 1: it's like a saga for the decade. So your email
Speaker 1: said you met her while you guys are getting your
Speaker 1: iPhones fixed. How'd that happened? Yeah? I was just sitting
Speaker 1: there and get my iPhone fixed, waiting, you know, it's
Speaker 1: a long wait. And then came this girl and she
Speaker 1: was pretty cute and what's her name Tony, Tony okay,
Speaker 1: And did she immediately sit down next to you or
Speaker 1: how did you approach her? She left the seat open
Speaker 1: in between us, down the seat away from you. Didn't
Speaker 1: want to get too close, so I was already there.
Speaker 1: Yet It is kind of weird when you sit directly
Speaker 1: next to somebody when there's lots of chairs available. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I like to do that just because I like the
Speaker 1: awkwardness of it. But yeah, how did you strike up
Speaker 1: a conversation? I started the conversation with pretty cheesy, but
Speaker 1: I was like, so you have an iPhone? Huh me too?
Speaker 1: Oh wow? O cool? Oh wow? What's the coincidence there?
Speaker 1: Pretty smooth? Right, yeah, very smooth. I'm sure you had
Speaker 1: to think about that one for a good twenty minutes.
Speaker 1: Actually started talking to her. Actually, the sad thing is
Speaker 1: it did take me a while too. You're sitting there
Speaker 1: here like palms or sweaty, Like that's the best opening line.
Speaker 1: I phoned, huh you too? Yeah? Oh god, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: It got me in all right, all right, how did
Speaker 1: you even respond to that? It's not a question, it's
Speaker 1: not even all alone. Well she answered it, and she
Speaker 1: said yes, She's like, yeah, all right, yep. And how
Speaker 1: did you go from that to asking her out on
Speaker 1: a date? I assume that's what you did. Well, you know,
Speaker 1: we just were talking about how it seemed like how
Speaker 1: long it was going to take ta get her phones back,
Speaker 1: and I was like, hey, he said, it's not going
Speaker 1: to be done for another forty five minutes to an hour.
Speaker 1: Do you want to go grab a couple of coffee
Speaker 1: with me? Okay? So you asked her to coffee right
Speaker 1: on the spot. How did it go? It went really well.
Speaker 1: In fact, there was this moment at the beginning of
Speaker 1: it that I really liked. Okay, well, what was that moment?
Speaker 1: I asked her when we were having coffee, so tell
Speaker 1: me something that nobody else knows about you, all right?
Speaker 1: Or did she like be like I like to murder dudes,
Speaker 1: but at the Apple store when I'm getting Yeah, it
Speaker 1: never got back to me, okay, because I got a
Speaker 1: little bit of a furrowed brow and kind of got
Speaker 1: called out and she was like, where did you get
Speaker 1: that question? It sounds like from some dating site or something.
Speaker 1: It does. It does sound like it's like a how
Speaker 1: to dating book. I don't date much, so and I
Speaker 1: was like, you got me. It's it is, so you
Speaker 1: actually did learn that from some sort of website. So embarrassing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I will say cute that you owned up to it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I really liked that about her. I thought that
Speaker 1: was kind of hot that she was like calling me out,
Speaker 1: you know, Yeah, that was kind of sexy. Did she
Speaker 1: laugh at you then? Yeah, we had a good little
Speaker 1: laugh about that, so that, you know, that really was
Speaker 1: one of the moments. Okay, And how did the rest
Speaker 1: of coffee go? The coffee? The coffee was good, and
Speaker 1: then I don't care about the actual quality of the coffee.
Speaker 1: I want to know how the conversation went with her.
Speaker 1: Well was the phone ratio? Yeah, it went really well. Everything,
Speaker 1: And like I said, like, you know, that was a
Speaker 1: good moment. And then we just kind of talked and
Speaker 1: shared some stuff. And before I knew it, you know,
Speaker 1: an hour was up and I was like, oh, I
Speaker 1: guess we should probably go back. She's like yeah. So
Speaker 1: we walked back over and both of our iPhones were
Speaker 1: fixed at that point, which is awesome because it's like
Speaker 1: the perfect setup for getting her phone number right exactly
Speaker 1: mine had been done, it would have been like, um,
Speaker 1: should I stick around. Yeah, I'll wait until your phone
Speaker 1: is finished. I guess. So did you get her number
Speaker 1: or were you smooth and like all right, sweet, that
Speaker 1: was really fun coffee and took off. So I gave
Speaker 1: her my number and then she texted me, so I
Speaker 1: was like, all right, cool, Yeah, that's a big deal. Right,
Speaker 1: that's a good sign. Right, there's a totally good sign
Speaker 1: because you can take as many numbers as you want.
Speaker 1: But I'm not texting anybody back. So did you guys
Speaker 1: go out on another date or was this your only
Speaker 1: time hanging out? That was our date? Okay, that was it?
Speaker 1: So I don't know. I don't know what happened. So
Speaker 1: did you ask her out and she just not respond
Speaker 1: to you? Yeah? I sent her a few texts, just
Speaker 1: try to see if we could get something together, and
Speaker 1: I got nothing back. So I don't know. Maybe she's
Speaker 1: old school, maybe she wanted a phone call. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe her iPhone broke again. Maybe she's back there waiting
Speaker 1: for her iPhone hoping that she can get your text message.
Speaker 1: Fingers cry. Yeah, yeah, it's just weird. I don't know
Speaker 1: what's I don't know. It's weird. Okay, Well we'll play
Speaker 1: a song, come back, call her and get your second
Speaker 1: date update. All right, okay, all right, man, hang out.
Speaker 1: I don't want to know brooking jubil in the morning
Speaker 1: second right in the middle of a second date update,
Speaker 1: and if you're just joining us. Eric is on the
Speaker 1: phone and today he wants to call a girl named Tony.
Speaker 1: They actually met while they were getting their iPhones fixed,
Speaker 1: and to kill time, they went and grabbed coffee. He
Speaker 1: says that they had great time and she was flirty
Speaker 1: and they laughed a lot and had fun. But now
Speaker 1: she's not calling him back. I actually think I may
Speaker 1: know the reason. Eric. Oh yeah, what mootdel of iPhone?
Speaker 1: Do you currently have five? That's what it is. You
Speaker 1: don't have the latest generation. You don't have the latest
Speaker 1: generation phone, dude, I had a buddy who has the four,
Speaker 1: really close personal friend of mine. Had to cut him
Speaker 1: out of my life. She probably saw that you have
Speaker 1: a five and was like, I'm never talking to this
Speaker 1: dude again. That doesn't sound like Tony. No, trust me.
Speaker 1: If she's an iPhone user, she's a bit of a snob.
Speaker 1: We all are well. If she was that much of
Speaker 1: a snob, she would have just bought a new one
Speaker 1: instead of getting hers fix. That's true, you know, so
Speaker 1: maybe there is still hope for you. I hope. So
Speaker 1: all right, well I'll be a dollar phone number and
Speaker 1: see if we can get her on the phone and
Speaker 1: get your second date update. Okay, okay, you all right? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What's going on? I'm just nervous. Okay, all right, here
Speaker 1: we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Tony please? Hi? Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is her. Hey Tony, my name is Sampson. I'm
Speaker 1: calling from the Apple store, just checking in on your iPhone. Uh. Yeah,
Speaker 1: everything's fine. You're in here getting it fixed the other day.
Speaker 1: Did we do a good job for you? Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: working perfectly now, wonderful. I'm gonna send you a few
Speaker 1: picks on it and I want you to look at
Speaker 1: those and see if those go through. Okay, just to
Speaker 1: test it out. If that's all right? Um? What's going
Speaker 1: on here? Oh? This is actually Jewel from Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jewil in the Morning. How are you fine? Who Brooke
Speaker 1: and Jewil in the Morning. Why am I hearing so
Speaker 1: many people? And that's that's because this is a morning
Speaker 1: radio show. Hi, Tony, Hi? Have you ever heard of
Speaker 1: the show Brooke and Jewel? In the morning. No, No, okay, Well,
Speaker 1: we are a radio show and we recently got an
Speaker 1: email about you from a dude that you met while
Speaker 1: you were getting your iPhone fixed. Oh do you know
Speaker 1: what dude we're talking about. Yeah. I haven't been meeting
Speaker 1: a lot of dudes while getting my iPhone fixed, so
Speaker 1: you must be talking about Eric. Yes, we're talking about Eric.
Speaker 1: So Eric told us how he met you, and he
Speaker 1: said that you guys went to coffee and had a
Speaker 1: really good time, and he wants to take you out
Speaker 1: on a regular date. But you're not calling him back. Hm?
Speaker 1: Is there a reason? I just walked into it? But
Speaker 1: you could understand why he'd be confused with that because
Speaker 1: you exchanged numbers with him at the end. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: know I probably shouldn't have given him my number. Did
Speaker 1: you do that just to be nice? I mean I
Speaker 1: was kind of taken off good honestly. Okay, So it
Speaker 1: sounds like you don't like Eric. I thought he seemed
Speaker 1: like a nice guy, but I guess I was wrong. Why, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he sounded like a nice dude when we talked to him. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I founded like a nice guy when I was talking
Speaker 1: to him, too, But actions speak louder than words. Who
Speaker 1: wouldn't you mean you said actions speak louder than words.
Speaker 1: What were the actions that make you think that he's
Speaker 1: not a good person or whatever? Well, did he tell
Speaker 1: you what happened when we met? He said that you
Speaker 1: guys were both sitting there waiting for your iPhones to
Speaker 1: get fixed, and then decided to go get some coffee.
Speaker 1: And according to him, it was very flirty and you
Speaker 1: guys had a fun time. That's it. That's it. So
Speaker 1: he didn't tell you about the end of our date.
Speaker 1: He just told us at the end of everything, you
Speaker 1: guys got your phones back and exchanged numbers. That and
Speaker 1: then that's where he left it. Well, when we were
Speaker 1: leaving the coffee shop, he grabbed like twenty packets of
Speaker 1: sugar off the table and shoved him in his pocket
Speaker 1: before he walked out the door. He grabbed sugar packets. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like a huge handful of sugar packets. He was looking
Speaker 1: around like all suspicious, you know, making sure nobody who
Speaker 1: saw him do it, and it totally caught me off guard.
Speaker 1: Did you ask him why was he trying to be
Speaker 1: funny or something? No, id asked him why he's obviously
Speaker 1: a thief, and and sugar is his thing to steals,
Speaker 1: well from the coffee shop at least, who knows what
Speaker 1: else he steals from anywhere else. Okay, so you're mad
Speaker 1: at him for taking the sugar packets. Yeah, it just
Speaker 1: says something about what kind of person he is. I
Speaker 1: just think he's a despicable person. Okay. You know, I
Speaker 1: can appreciate a person who actually sees a red flag.
Speaker 1: But maybe there's like a logical explanation. The only explanation
Speaker 1: at all is that he stole from that coffee shop
Speaker 1: the sugar packets, though I don't care what they were.
Speaker 1: He would it be any different if he stole the
Speaker 1: Civil War off the table at a restaurant. I don't mean,
Speaker 1: I guess I see your point. But how can you
Speaker 1: think that's not a big deal to steal from a restaurant,
Speaker 1: from any business? Okay, I just wanted to make sure
Speaker 1: that there wasn't another issue too. I agree with you,
Speaker 1: though it's crazy that he would do that. Well, it
Speaker 1: is weird. I mean, you gotta think it is weird
Speaker 1: if he has the you know, gall to take twenty
Speaker 1: packets of sugar in front of you on your first
Speaker 1: hangout he's obviously pretty comfortable just taking things. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: messed up. You should have seen the smug look on
Speaker 1: his face, like he's so proud of himself for stealing
Speaker 1: twenty sugar packets and he listened to any more of it?
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Whoa sugar packets?
Speaker 1: That is what gave you a bad feeling? What is
Speaker 1: going on? Oh that's Eric. He's actually on the other
Speaker 1: line listening what and wants to talk to you. But
Speaker 1: he couldn't wait until I told you that. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: came in because this is ridiculous, Tony. You said you
Speaker 1: had a bad feeling, and action speak louder than words,
Speaker 1: And I was like, did I punch any babies? Come on? Oh? Wow,
Speaker 1: punch a baby to be a bad person? You said
Speaker 1: it like it was the worst thing I'd ever done
Speaker 1: you'd ever seen? Eric? Everybody does that? No, not everybody
Speaker 1: does that. My mema taught me that. Well, your mem
Speaker 1: must be a pretty bad person too. She's telling you
Speaker 1: some pretty terrible habits. My Mema was a beautiful woman. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Can I just ask why? Why twenty packets of sugar?
Speaker 1: What do you use them for? It's splenda. First off,
Speaker 1: it's not sugar, right, it's splenda. Yeah, guess is harder
Speaker 1: to buy yourself. It's more expensive. That doesn't mean you
Speaker 1: can steal it from someplace. It's like a coffee shot.
Speaker 1: I pay for the coffee and I get to take
Speaker 1: as many splendors as I want. That's what it is
Speaker 1: there for. You can do it too. No, you get
Speaker 1: to use as many splendors as you want while you're
Speaker 1: bear Yeah, I mean she kind of has a good point.
Speaker 1: Like if everybody went in and took twenty packets of
Speaker 1: sugar and splendid, they'd spend more money on that than
Speaker 1: the actual coffee. They would refill it they do, I know.
Speaker 1: Do you like take the rest of the ketchup hole
Speaker 1: after you've done music? Get there? Do you take on
Speaker 1: the song pep our shakers to use them for your meal?
Speaker 1: So they're yours? Now? No, that's different. It's not different.
Speaker 1: It's not different. How is that different? You are either establishment? Wow, Tony,
Speaker 1: you are angry? Hey, Tony, if you had such a
Speaker 1: big problem with it, why didn't you say something we
Speaker 1: had just met. I didn't feel like it was my
Speaker 1: responsibility to scold you for stealing. I just can't believe
Speaker 1: that you're yelling at me for taking packets in splenda.
Speaker 1: I don't believe you're not in jail for stealing. Okay,
Speaker 1: now that's a little extreme. Oh yeah, they're gonna catch
Speaker 1: me one day. The big criminal is splenda bandit what
Speaker 1: they do. Well before they lock Eric up for life, Tony,
Speaker 1: would you like to go out on a second date
Speaker 1: with him? We'll pay for it? No, I would not.
Speaker 1: Are you sure he's a bad boys not always been
Speaker 1: like bad boys? No? Absolutely not. Eric. Your crime is
Speaker 1: gonna catch up to you someday, and I hope it
Speaker 1: was worth it for all the splenda. Well, you know what,
Speaker 1: I don't want to go in on date with you either,
Speaker 1: because you're crazy. I'm crazy, Tony, hold on, hold on,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna hold on this talking from this to
Speaker 1: generate criminals, all right, and you shouldn't have to. Hello, Eric,
Speaker 1: are you there? I'm here? Okay, I think she hung
Speaker 1: up on you. Wellus. Wow, I am super glad that
Speaker 1: I didn't actually get the date, because that got crazier
Speaker 1: and crazier. Yeah, you know the other crazy part. I've
Speaker 1: already called the police and they're headed to your place
Speaker 1: in the morning. Text message in at seven eight five
Speaker 1: nine two says that girl would hate me if she
Speaker 1: saw how many Taco Bell Hot Sauce packets I have
Speaker 1: at my house. If you missed today's second date update,
Speaker 1: Eric wanted to call a girl named Tony. They met
Speaker 1: while they were getting their iPhones repaired. They went and
Speaker 1: got coffee and turns out that he is a thief
Speaker 1: and a criminal and needs to be locked up because
Speaker 1: he took some Splendi packets, like twenty Splendi packets, and
Speaker 1: she called him a thief and all kinds of names,
Speaker 1: and they agreed to not go out again. Hopefully she'll
Speaker 1: find someone that is a better person to hang out with.
Speaker 1: And I think, yes, we should definitely call the authorities
Speaker 1: on that guy and make sure that justice is served. Remember,
Speaker 1: if you want to do a second day update, all
Speaker 1: you have to do is email the show and we
Speaker 1: will call the person who didn't call you back.