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Speaker 1: Everyone's kind of waking up with a Biden speech hangover today.
Speaker 1: Everyone's a little raw, a little sore. Let's talk about something. Hey, Jesse,
Speaker 1: you've talked about national divorce, and I wonder what your
Speaker 1: thoughts are and how it could happen with the national
Speaker 1: debt you we have, how do you divide it up?
Speaker 1: How can we say we aren't paying it? So if
Speaker 1: you hold treasuries, you're out of luck. The debt's over
Speaker 1: thirty trillion, the numbers two big, so on and so forth. Ps.
Speaker 1: My wife has a hair salon connected to our house,
Speaker 1: and after getting the Eden pure thunderstorm, the smell from
Speaker 1: the weird perm stuff the older women's will do it
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Speaker 1: to what he's talking about. This comes up a lot
Speaker 1: when I talk about national divorce. Just to recap. Maybe
Speaker 1: you're a new person. I see us already as two
Speaker 1: different nations. I mean, do you do you think we're
Speaker 1: going to get back together with these people? But first
Speaker 1: we must be honest with each other and with ourselves. Too.
Speaker 1: Much of what's happening in our country today is not normal.
Speaker 1: Donald Trump and the magare Republicans represent an extremism that
Speaker 1: threatens the very foundations of our republic. It's one thing
Speaker 1: for you to say that, or for me to say
Speaker 1: that about them, for the President of the United States
Speaker 1: of America to say that, come on, it's over each other.
Speaker 1: We're going to continue hating each other. And have you
Speaker 1: ever known a couple tup? Maybe you are that couple
Speaker 1: that hates each other. For whatever reason you hate each other.
Speaker 1: Now they need to go their separate ways before somebody
Speaker 1: gets hurt. What I've said is, and I'm not naive,
Speaker 1: I don't think this is going to happen, not the
Speaker 1: way I want it to happen. What I've said is,
Speaker 1: we need to get a divorce. We need to come
Speaker 1: together and get a divorce. Let's just find some neutral arbitrators.
Speaker 1: Whoever they may be, And let's go sit down and
Speaker 1: let's just agree that we hate each other. I hate you,
Speaker 1: you hate me. We cannot live together anymore. For the
Speaker 1: good of both of us, we should go our separate ways.
Speaker 1: Now that brings me to your question. People ask me
Speaker 1: all the time, what about the debt? What about the nukes?
Speaker 1: What about the this? What about that? What about the
Speaker 1: way I envision it? And again, I don't think this
Speaker 1: is going to happen, but the way I envision it is,
Speaker 1: it goes just like it does in a divorce at arbitration.
Speaker 1: Let's figure out how to split it up. Oh, you're
Speaker 1: gonna have so much of the debt. No, we're gonna
Speaker 1: have more of the debt. Okay, If I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: more of the debt than I need a bigger chunk
Speaker 1: of the economy. Maybe you have to give me more shoreline. Yes,
Speaker 1: I need more of this, you need more of that.
Speaker 1: I'm not giving up the dog. Yeah, you're probably giving
Speaker 1: up the dog. You can add the dog. And look,
Speaker 1: divorce isn't easy. Divorce is brutal, and it's painful, and
Speaker 1: it's destructive. It is it is. I realized that the
Speaker 1: reason I pitch for this is not because I'm thrilled
Speaker 1: about it. I think this is freaking terrible. I think
Speaker 1: that sucks. I pitch for it because we are already separating,
Speaker 1: and if we don't simply agree that we need to
Speaker 1: live apart, we're creating a situation here that might get very,
Speaker 1: very very ugly. This is not a unique situation in history.
Speaker 1: This has happened several times throughout history. We're a nation
Speaker 1: for whatever reason, really becomes two at least two different
Speaker 1: nations from within two very different cultures, and the different
Speaker 1: cultures hate each other. And if the nation remains a nation,
Speaker 1: then it just boils and boils and boils and boils
Speaker 1: and boils until one day it boils over into something horrible.
Speaker 1: That's what we're in right now. We're in that boiling phase.
Speaker 1: I don't want anyone to get hurt, nobody. I don't
Speaker 1: want anyone to get hurt. So I think we should
Speaker 1: just come together and agree they were going to leave.
Speaker 1: But I mean, what's the worst that can happen? That
Speaker 1: leads me to this? To ask doctor Jesse, question, Jesse,
Speaker 1: how can you never hear about the sixty to seventy
Speaker 1: million Chinese who were murdered under Mao. For those who
Speaker 1: don't know, obviously, I'm not going to insult your intelligence.
Speaker 1: I know you know. Mao was the communist dictator of China.
Speaker 1: Mao he had a bunch of different ways or reasons
Speaker 1: to murder people. One he decided he was going to
Speaker 1: force everyone under these gigantic communal farms, because he decided
Speaker 1: China was going to start selling its agriculture, trading off
Speaker 1: its agriculture for military prowess, big time military prowess. He
Speaker 1: wanted to become more industrial, more military. He wanted. He
Speaker 1: wanted to advance China. So hey, all you you got
Speaker 1: to go to the farm to do it. Well, Mao
Speaker 1: quickly figured out and these old people, they'd gosh, they're
Speaker 1: more trouble than they're worth. So you just had them
Speaker 1: all killed and starved to death. Pregnant women more trouble
Speaker 1: than there were worth, killed, starved to death. Children more
Speaker 1: trouble than they're worth, killed, starved to death. Before you
Speaker 1: knew it, there was mass famine throughout China with bad
Speaker 1: Probably you will never know the numbers there. They lied
Speaker 1: too much about it, they hid too much. Pick pick
Speaker 1: your number. Thirty forty fifty million people died. That was
Speaker 1: just the beginning. About seventeen years later, Mao decided, well,
Speaker 1: I'd like some more power than even I have. Now
Speaker 1: I've got some political enemies. I think they'll fire up
Speaker 1: a cultural revolution. And part of Mao's cultural revolution was, see,
Speaker 1: we look at China as they're all Chinese. No, there's
Speaker 1: all kinds of different cultures from within China. And tell
Speaker 1: me if you stop me, if you've heard this before.
Speaker 1: Mao decided to pit one culture against another and have
Speaker 1: them all murder each other in order to gain political power.
Speaker 1: Not anything like that would happen here or anything like
Speaker 1: that anyway. The reason you don't hear much about Mao
Speaker 1: is most of your children's teachers are either communists or
Speaker 1: have communist sympathies. Don't get me wrong, they don't know
Speaker 1: really that's what they are, but they suspect that's kind
Speaker 1: of what they are. So if you're going to teach
Speaker 1: a class, I mean, you do a lot of focus
Speaker 1: on Hitler, right, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler. We got a year
Speaker 1: Hitler or Hitler, And that's fine, you should teach about Hitler,
Speaker 1: teach about the Holocaust. But some reason, Mao, murdering bunch
Speaker 1: of people doesn't get taught that much. Why do you
Speaker 1: think that is? Because they want your child to graduate
Speaker 1: high school and they don't really want to. They don't
Speaker 1: want to poison the communist well, they really want them
Speaker 1: to have an open mind. We don't need to focus
Speaker 1: on what happened to China. Okay, a couple mistakes in
Speaker 1: the Soviet Union. Whoops, whoop, China messed up a little bit. Hey,
Speaker 1: that's no reason we shouldn't try and collectivism. Son, they
Speaker 1: think again, you can always work. Next time, it'll work.
Speaker 1: Next time, it'll be better. Baby. You know, freedom is
Speaker 1: not free. By the way, I do want to play
Speaker 1: this courtesy of RNC Research. Actually, remember they keep complaining
Speaker 1: about people who admit they lost an election. This was
Speaker 1: Biden from last night. Democracy cannot survive when one side
Speaker 1: believes there are only two outcomes to an election, either
Speaker 1: they win or they were cheated. I believe that there
Speaker 1: were many funny things that happened in my election. I
Speaker 1: believe he knows he's an illegitimate president. And that's where
Speaker 1: the magi Republicans are today. They don't understand what every
Speaker 1: patriotic American knows you can't love your country only when
Speaker 1: you win. And it's fundamental. American democracy only works only
Speaker 1: if we choose to respect the rule of law and
Speaker 1: the institutions that were set up in this chamber behind me.
Speaker 1: Trum didn't actually win the election in twenty sixteen. He
Speaker 1: lost the election, and he was put in the office
Speaker 1: because the Russians in afin only if we respect our
Speaker 1: legitimate political differences. I will not stand by and watch.
Speaker 1: I will not the will of the American people be
Speaker 1: overturned by wild conspiracy theories and baseless evidence freet claims
Speaker 1: of fraud. Russia did interfere in the election of the
Speaker 1: president United States in twenty sixteen. I will not stand
Speaker 1: by and watch elections in this country stolen by people
Speaker 1: who simply refuse to accept that they lost. You can
Speaker 1: run the best campaign, you can even become the nominee,
Speaker 1: and you can have the elections stolen from you. Every
Speaker 1: side now is going to claim the election is stolen.
Speaker 1: Don't let them think that began with you. They did
Speaker 1: it for four years, then they actually cheated in one.
Speaker 1: Now they tell you you have to acknowledge it. Remember this,
Speaker 1: if a huge portion of the population doesn't believe an
Speaker 1: election was fair, It's not on the population to change
Speaker 1: their mind. It's on the institutions to prove to them
Speaker 1: it was fair. If the institutions don't want to do that,
Speaker 1: maybe that's confirming your worst suspicions. No, all right, we
Speaker 1: have a lot more. Someone wants to know about mixed
Speaker 1: height relationships. Oh, that one might get spicy. Someone's in
Speaker 1: a red area in a blue state. What should they do?
Speaker 1: There's oh so much more still to come on the
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. Before we get to that, Let's get
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Speaker 1: you see this story? Houston flight delayed after passenger air
Speaker 1: drops naked pictures to the entire plane. Apparently that it's
Speaker 1: a Southwest Airlines flight. The pilot had to get on
Speaker 1: the microphone microphone and said, so here's the deal. If
Speaker 1: there's continues while we're on the ground, I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: to pull back to the gate, and everyone's gonna have
Speaker 1: to get off, and we're gonna have to get security
Speaker 1: involved in vacation is gonna be ruined. So, folks, whatever
Speaker 1: that air drop thing is, quit sending naked pictures. Okay, Um, One, yeah,
Speaker 1: that probably seems like a bad idea. Two. I can't
Speaker 1: believe I wasn't flying to Cabo last week. Three, you know,
Speaker 1: I ever tell you about the time where I air dropped.
Speaker 1: I air dropped a picture of myself. I think it
Speaker 1: was myself. No, it was the wife and me. We
Speaker 1: were at a bar. There was just it's we were
Speaker 1: at a restaurant. We were sitting at a bar. We're
Speaker 1: getting ready to go see a movie, sitting at the bar,
Speaker 1: having an appetizer in a cocktail where we go see
Speaker 1: a movie. And so of course, hey, yeah, let's take
Speaker 1: a selfie. You know how women are, right, So we
Speaker 1: take a selfie and I get the selfie on my phone,
Speaker 1: and I just I didn't know what this air drop
Speaker 1: thing was. And for those who don't know, apparently I
Speaker 1: don't know whether this is this is just a certain
Speaker 1: kind of phone or what. But I can I can
Speaker 1: pull up a picture or something on my phone, and
Speaker 1: you'll see a little air drops symbol on it, and
Speaker 1: it depends on your settings. Don't ask me all the
Speaker 1: technical babble on it, but you can just drop that
Speaker 1: picture to anyone in the general area. There's a proximity
Speaker 1: limit on it. Who as their air drop open or
Speaker 1: something like that. So the wife, she took this picture,
Speaker 1: and then she sees me messing with my phone real quick,
Speaker 1: she says, what are you doing. I said, I'm air
Speaker 1: dropping this picture to everyone in the restaurant. She said,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, no you're not, you know, horrified. Immediately boom,
Speaker 1: I doop dropped it to somebody who across I didn't
Speaker 1: know where they were right who they were, but I
Speaker 1: drop it to someone who had their air drop on.
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, this woman sitting across him, I said,
Speaker 1: the bar gets this picture on her phone, and you
Speaker 1: see her look at her phone and look up at
Speaker 1: us because it's a picture of us. Then she just
Speaker 1: bursts out laughing. She's just dying. So now I'll do
Speaker 1: this all the time if I ever get stuck in meetings,
Speaker 1: because there's always some meeting with suits and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: If I'm in one of these in person meetings, although
Speaker 1: they don't really have those anymore now. I'll take like
Speaker 1: a picture of Doritos or something like that, and I'll
Speaker 1: just drop it to everyone in there. It's the greatest.
Speaker 1: What Chris, it's fun? I have any fun, dear world's
Speaker 1: tallest little person. I heard you talk about mixed weight
Speaker 1: relationships the other day. How do you feel about leading
Speaker 1: the charge on mixed height relationships. I'm a foot taller
Speaker 1: than my wife, and people stare at us like we
Speaker 1: were a freak show. In fact, I think most think
Speaker 1: I'm just there so I can get top shelf groceries
Speaker 1: down so she could cook us delicious meals, delicious delicious meals.
Speaker 1: Shut up, Chris. Sometimes I mix between Spanish and English.
Speaker 1: You know how, I blah. That's what the problem is.
Speaker 1: It's about time us leaf eaters have a voice, and
Speaker 1: you're just the man to look down upon those who
Speaker 1: think less of us. What do you say? Says PS.
Speaker 1: My eleven year old daughter thinks you are an immature child,
Speaker 1: and it's absolutely hysterical. I know if you crack off
Speaker 1: the Howard Dean Yale followed by a fart, it will
Speaker 1: guarantee an I roll from her, and my forty year
Speaker 1: old self will laugh on control of them. Okay, here's
Speaker 1: the thing about mixed height relationships. Women talk about how
Speaker 1: things are unfair all the time. For the things are
Speaker 1: unfair at these things are easier for men. And sometimes
Speaker 1: that's true, sometimes it's not true. I'll tell you this, ladies.
Speaker 1: One thing's one of the things that's wildly out of
Speaker 1: proportion is this height. You know what chicks love tall dudes?
Speaker 1: You know what chicks love tall dudes pretty much freaking
Speaker 1: all of them, all right, all of them. You know
Speaker 1: what is the appropriate height for a woman? Any height? Absolutely?
Speaker 1: Chicks can be dimes at five feet, They can be
Speaker 1: dimes at six four, dimes or dimes when it comes
Speaker 1: to women. But if some dude, I mean he could
Speaker 1: look like me, Chris with a symmetrical face being Denzel,
Speaker 1: and he could be five four, he can't get a sigh.
Speaker 1: He can't get a second look from half the chicks
Speaker 1: out there. I realize life's unfair. I'm not complaining because,
Speaker 1: don't get me wrong, I'm six foot eight. I mean,
Speaker 1: look at me, Chris like a Greek god, Like a
Speaker 1: Greek god over here, But chicks can be dimes at
Speaker 1: any height. But I will tell you this, and this
Speaker 1: is an undeniable fact. And the tall dimes listening to
Speaker 1: me right now, we'll back this up. Tall dimes, they
Speaker 1: despise when short dimes are with a tall dude because
Speaker 1: if you're some six foot dime, your dating pool because
Speaker 1: chicks don't want to date dudes who are shorter than
Speaker 1: they are. They don't want Look, they'll settle, but they
Speaker 1: don't want to. So what, Chris, does this mean? I
Speaker 1: feel like I'm being honest. Okay, we're being honest here.
Speaker 1: You know what's true. Chris is a fellow six foot
Speaker 1: or he knows it's true. So if you're some six
Speaker 1: foot dime, your dating pool is real small. So if
Speaker 1: you see some little short chick like the wife is
Speaker 1: five two, if you see some short chick with a
Speaker 1: tall dude, the amount of resentment inside of you, it
Speaker 1: just spoils over. I've seen it time and time again. Chris, Hello, oracle,
Speaker 1: we live in a red, red area in a blue state.
Speaker 1: What should we do? Move now? If that's all you
Speaker 1: can do. Look, I realized everyone can't move. I'm not naive.
Speaker 1: People have family obligations. People have jobs they can't leave
Speaker 1: or can't leave yet, or I mean you're away from retirement,
Speaker 1: or a school that they're child's in, a church they love.
Speaker 1: I know, I know, I'm not judging anybody, but you
Speaker 1: need to right now as the federal government makes you
Speaker 1: an enemy of the state, and that is what they're doing.
Speaker 1: That's what the entire speech is about last night. But
Speaker 1: first we must be honest with each other and with ourselves.
Speaker 1: Too much of what's happening in our country today is
Speaker 1: not normal. Donald Trump and the migor Republicans represent an
Speaker 1: extremism that threatens the very foundations of our republic. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you need to think about the system, not just
Speaker 1: the federal government, but the entire national system, education system,
Speaker 1: medical system, entertainment, financial system. You need to look at
Speaker 1: them as one gigantic entity. That's what they are. It's
Speaker 1: the system. And you need to look at them as
Speaker 1: somebody who's against you, all right, they are. They are
Speaker 1: arming up, they are planning on making you an enemy
Speaker 1: of the state. They're doing everything in their power to
Speaker 1: do so you what can you do about that? You
Speaker 1: can get to work creating as tall and thick of
Speaker 1: a wall in between them in you. If all you
Speaker 1: have is a local government, maybe a local sheriff that'll
Speaker 1: have your back, or local DA, then that's all you have.
Speaker 1: But what if you can be in a red area,
Speaker 1: red town, in a red county, in a red state.
Speaker 1: Now you have local, you have county, you have the
Speaker 1: state itself. You need to make the wall between you
Speaker 1: in the Feds as tall, all and as thick as
Speaker 1: humanly possible. I understand moving isn't in the cards for everybody.
Speaker 1: If you can move, all right. Somebody finds it ironic
Speaker 1: that the South formerly I had all these slaves and
Speaker 1: now it's the land of the free. How that happened?
Speaker 1: We'll talk about it in a second. It is the
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show on an ask doctor Jesse Friday. Don't forget.
Speaker 1: You can email the show anything you want, your love,
Speaker 1: your hate, your death threats Jesse at Jesse Kelly show
Speaker 1: dot com. Just another word about last night. I know
Speaker 1: we've been kind of avoiding that most for the most
Speaker 1: part today. It was such a Debbie downer. It's so dark.
Speaker 1: But another word about that speech last night. Keep in mind,
Speaker 1: it's not just that that tired old fool thinks that way,
Speaker 1: thinks that you're the enemy. The real danger is how
Speaker 1: many people in social media think that way. I'm talking
Speaker 1: about the giants who run social media companies. How many
Speaker 1: people at Google think that way. How many people at
Speaker 1: the FBI think that way. How many people educating your
Speaker 1: children think that way. Look, you heard that speech and
Speaker 1: you were down and out and it was dark and
Speaker 1: it was too much. And keep in mind, the people
Speaker 1: who bring you the news, they agreed with every word
Speaker 1: of it. President Biden delivered one of the most forceful
Speaker 1: speeches of his presidency. This speech, it really felt like
Speaker 1: a reset, like a reset that the president the administration
Speaker 1: really felt like they needed a vintage Biden's speech and
Speaker 1: something he wanted to give these megarepublicans who, as he could,
Speaker 1: it represent an extremism that threatens the foundation of our republic.
Speaker 1: Because I really thought this was a fascinating bit of
Speaker 1: presidential stagecraft. I think he avoided being overly polarizing. It
Speaker 1: was very very patriotic speech. Bid is basically saying is
Speaker 1: they're two big movements in this country. One is mine,
Speaker 1: I want to defend this democracy. The other is a
Speaker 1: movement that is not in favor of those things. Necessarily,
Speaker 1: I don't know who the It's not all Republicans, just
Speaker 1: maga Republicans are for Like, I'm sure that there are
Speaker 1: some white supremacists who will vote with white supremacist who
Speaker 1: don't think there white supremacists. We're happy to biden and
Speaker 1: call them a white supremaciss But like me, it's not
Speaker 1: that it was one bad speech by a bad president
Speaker 1: who's always been a jerk in now he's just a
Speaker 1: dementia adult jerk. It's that way of thinking is the
Speaker 1: way of thinking throughout our country, throughout the top levels
Speaker 1: of our institutions. Now, like I've said before, it helps
Speaker 1: you understand how to prepare yourself for the future. When
Speaker 1: you consider your last ten political text messages you sent
Speaker 1: to friends, a lot of people at the Federal Bureau
Speaker 1: of Investigation would consider the you a potential domestic terrorist.
Speaker 1: Your kids social studies teacher would consider you a domestic terrorist.
Speaker 1: The actor in the movie you just went to see
Speaker 1: would consider you a domestic terrorist. It's how pervasive the
Speaker 1: thinking is that anything other than full blown left wing
Speaker 1: communist thought is makes you a domestic terrorist and a
Speaker 1: threat to democracy. And here's another reminder. I said it
Speaker 1: last night, I'll say it again. I'll keep saying it.
Speaker 1: You're a free American and you're allowed to question elections,
Speaker 1: especially if they look very very shady, Especially if they
Speaker 1: look very very shady, and then the system comes out
Speaker 1: and tells you it was the safest and fairest election ever.
Speaker 1: You're definitely allowed to question those elections. That doesn't make
Speaker 1: you a traitor and makes you somebody with a dagon brain.
Speaker 1: Dear tall one, is it just me? How do you
Speaker 1: find it incredibly ironic that the states that were the
Speaker 1: slave states are now the states that we're all running
Speaker 1: too for freedom. Literally, forty to fifty years ago, the
Speaker 1: South was still a dangerous place for blacks. The once
Speaker 1: free states are now tyrannical hellholes. Says I can use
Speaker 1: his name. His name is Scott. Well, look, there are
Speaker 1: some rules in radio. I'm just learning these, because remember
Speaker 1: I'm still fairly new to the profession. But one of
Speaker 1: the rules is, if you have a national show, especially
Speaker 1: you never discussed the slavery or the Civil War or
Speaker 1: anything like that, because remember this, Remember people are listening
Speaker 1: to the sound of my voice in Boston, New York
Speaker 1: City all across Pennsylvania, Ohio. They're also listening to the
Speaker 1: sound of my voice in Tennessee, Florida, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi. Man,
Speaker 1: down there, they still call it the War of Northern Aggression.
Speaker 1: And up north, all the people think that the South
Speaker 1: were a bunch of dirty Nazis. So look, you know,
Speaker 1: the last thing I would ever do is break the
Speaker 1: rules or break any radio norms. Right You're supposed to
Speaker 1: never talk about this stuff. So I think we should
Speaker 1: dig into it right now. Actually, I think it's fascinating.
Speaker 1: Let's listen. Listen. If you're a child, if you're a
Speaker 1: person who's been edging cated in America, you've undoubtedly been
Speaker 1: underserved by what they taught you about the Civil War,
Speaker 1: about the divisions, about the causes, about everything. So we look,
Speaker 1: we could take an entire show and go into the
Speaker 1: things that led up to the Civil War and the
Speaker 1: attack on Fort Sumter and things like that. But understand this,
Speaker 1: when we finally dumped slavery, when slavery was finally gone
Speaker 1: the South, they didn't have their slaves anymore, but they
Speaker 1: did have and still have a serious axe to grind
Speaker 1: with the federal government. They simply do. And maybe you're
Speaker 1: sitting there in Boston right now scoffing at that. Well,
Speaker 1: your scumbags had slaves. Okay, stop, stop for a second,
Speaker 1: stop and listen. In their minds, doesn't matter whether you
Speaker 1: agree with this or not. In their minds, they were
Speaker 1: invaded by a northern army. The South didn't invade anybody
Speaker 1: until later on when they made the push up towards Gettysburg. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but they had slaves. At stop, stop, listen. They were
Speaker 1: invaded by a northern army. And this is back in
Speaker 1: an era where state the states themselves were basically countries.
Speaker 1: Never ninety nine percent of the Southerners didn't own slaves.
Speaker 1: They weren't slave owners the slaves or mostly on these
Speaker 1: gigantic plantations where they'd have two, three, four, five hundred slaves,
Speaker 1: and of course these rich guys had trade them back
Speaker 1: and forth, and it was just despicable, right, they'd split
Speaker 1: up families and it was it was just awful. But
Speaker 1: ninety nine percent of Southerners were agriculture people. They were farmers,
Speaker 1: the poor farmers. And there's a famous story about it.
Speaker 1: You can hear Shelby Foote talk about it in the
Speaker 1: great ken Burns Civil War documentary where the Union guys
Speaker 1: they bust some Tennessee guy who was a rebel. They said,
Speaker 1: what are you what are you fighting us for? You know,
Speaker 1: you don't know what do you know about the Constitution
Speaker 1: at all? You're not fighting for that. And a guy
Speaker 1: looks at him and he says, well, well, you're down here.
Speaker 1: In his mind, he was fighting off an invading army.
Speaker 1: They thought, in a very ironic way, they thought they
Speaker 1: were fighting for freedom. They thought that there was They
Speaker 1: thought they had every right to secede and every right
Speaker 1: to keep their slaves, and they thought the North invade.
Speaker 1: That's why they call it the War of Northern Negression.
Speaker 1: You think I'm joking. I don't know a single Southern
Speaker 1: friend who doesn't call it that. What Chris Chris said,
Speaker 1: there wasn't any clause to say they couldn't secede. Well, look,
Speaker 1: let's be clear about two things. Chattel slavery's like the
Speaker 1: most despicable thing in the world. Also, they did legally
Speaker 1: have every single right to secede, and they would have
Speaker 1: never joined the Union if they didn't think they had
Speaker 1: the right to secede whenever they wanted to legally, they
Speaker 1: could secede all day long. Lincoln and the Abolitionists didn't
Speaker 1: want to let that happen. They thought it was despicable
Speaker 1: that we still had slavery here in America, and frankly
Speaker 1: it was especially because we were behind other countries. So
Speaker 1: the Civil War, anyone, anyone, I don't care where you are,
Speaker 1: anyone who acts like anyone who breaks the Civil War
Speaker 1: down for you as some simple affair. In the North,
Speaker 1: you'll hear this all the time. North good, South, bat,
Speaker 1: that's all you hear. That's someone who either hasn't looked
Speaker 1: into it or they're intentionally being naive. And the same
Speaker 1: thing in the South if they do that, South good,
Speaker 1: North bad, Okay, stop. It's a very fascinating, horrible, a
Speaker 1: complicated affair with all kinds of angels and demons on
Speaker 1: both sides. The Civil War is actually something I found
Speaker 1: I've always found it so fascinating to study and read
Speaker 1: and highly recommended, highly recommended. It is a truly a
Speaker 1: dark period in American history, probably one we should avoid.
Speaker 1: See there, Chris, Now, everyone will be offended. In the
Speaker 1: email inbox will be full. It'll be awesome. Jesse at
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly show dot com. Remember, I don't care if
Speaker 1: you're offended, walk to email me. That's fine. But I'm
Speaker 1: an offensive person. Wow, you email me. I needed to
Speaker 1: do me a favor. I needed to pick up your
Speaker 1: cell phone. Right We're going to go through this step
Speaker 1: by step. Pick up your cell phone right now. I've
Speaker 1: got mine in my hands. I need you to open
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Speaker 1: need you to dial pound. That's the that's the one
Speaker 1: where it's the it's the four different lines, Chris, in
Speaker 1: case you didn't know, it's the four different lines, dial
Speaker 1: pound two five zero and then hit send. And then
Speaker 1: I want you to say, Jesse Kelly, all right. Once
Speaker 1: you do that, you're going to embark on a wonderful journey.
Speaker 1: It's only gonna take like what, Chris, It's only gonna
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Speaker 1: zero and say Jesse Kelly, You're welcome. It is the
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. On an ask doctor Jesse Friday. It's
Speaker 1: a Labor Day weekend, Chris, it's a labor day weekend.
Speaker 1: I'm with my three days off. You know what I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do. I have huge plans. You know what I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do? Nothing, absolutely nothing. It's the best. What are
Speaker 1: your plans for Labor Day? I have to go, of course,
Speaker 1: do some use sports things and stuff like that. To
Speaker 1: hear all the suburban moms, go, Aiden, go get them, Braden, Graden,
Speaker 1: go get them. But as soon as I'm done hearing Aiden, Jaden,
Speaker 1: Braden and Graden, I'm gonna go home. I'm gonna watch documentaries.
Speaker 1: I'll be practicing with my Man to Sex reading book.
Speaker 1: Its don't roll your eyes, Chris. When you get old
Speaker 1: one day or older, I should say you will you
Speaker 1: will learn to embrace the art of not dealing with
Speaker 1: people at all, not dealing with people at an't I
Speaker 1: do have to go? Oh, I forgot crap, I forgot.
Speaker 1: The wife signed us up for some big neighborhood party
Speaker 1: on Saturday, and those are fun. What Chris Well signed up?
Speaker 1: I shouldn't say signed up, committed us, committed us. This
Speaker 1: is what happens now because the wife is one of
Speaker 1: these social butterfly people where when she's around crowds, she
Speaker 1: gets more and more energy. And when I'm around crowds,
Speaker 1: it's not that I dislike people, but I'm on a
Speaker 1: time limit, all right. The second I get there, the
Speaker 1: tank is starting to get lower and lower and lower
Speaker 1: and lower and lower, and at some point it's going
Speaker 1: to hit E. And the struggle for her is this,
Speaker 1: I'm a very rude person, she says, I lack shame.
Speaker 1: I'm not rude. Chris, that's not true. That's not true.
Speaker 1: You're both liars either way. I'm just gonna leave whenever
Speaker 1: my tank hits E. You're gonna look around, and remember
Speaker 1: I'm six to eight, but I'm like a shadow. You're
Speaker 1: gonna look around. What Chris, You're gonna look around, and
Speaker 1: I just won't be there anymore. I'll just be gone.
Speaker 1: And there's no better feeling in the world than when
Speaker 1: you've successfully slipped out of the party like a chameleon,
Speaker 1: and you cruise on home and you know they're all
Speaker 1: still there talking to each other. Jessey, let's talk about politics.
Speaker 1: And I nestle myself down in my chair, poor little
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Speaker 1: U G. Says My wife and I listen to you
Speaker 1: often and have made the decision to move red and
Speaker 1: try to connect with others in Florida like ourselves. You
Speaker 1: mentioned Tampa, the Tampa area, which sounds the bomb. My
Speaker 1: wife isn't is an interest in dealing with pythons or gators.
Speaker 1: So there's that. What other coastal cities or towns you
Speaker 1: feel or worth a look? Says Committed to change the
Speaker 1: future says I can change. Say his name. His name
Speaker 1: is Chris. Wow, that's a lame name. What Chris? I'm kidding?
Speaker 1: All right, One, go visit Tampa with your wife again. One.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you this. One of my favorite affiliates we
Speaker 1: have in the country is WFLA out of Tampa. Now,
Speaker 1: I was already in love with Tampa before the show
Speaker 1: started playing on WFLA, but that is one of just
Speaker 1: the coolest affiliates. Chris remind me, we need to talk
Speaker 1: to the suits. We need to take a trip to
Speaker 1: Tampa and we'll go hang out with the WFLA people
Speaker 1: down there, and everybody wins. We get to hang out
Speaker 1: in Tampa. We get to hang out with WFLA people
Speaker 1: who do like something down there. I don't know, anyway, whatever,
Speaker 1: have your wife visit Tampa. Gators and pythons. Listen, If
Speaker 1: your wife has a problem with gators and pythons, your
Speaker 1: wife's going to have a problem with Florida. I think.
Speaker 1: I hate to say this, she might end up getting
Speaker 1: used to it. And let's be honest, the wildlife in
Speaker 1: Florida is something you're going to encounter at some point
Speaker 1: in time. But it's not like you're stepping over three
Speaker 1: alligators on the way to grab the mail every single day.
Speaker 1: And Florida has this really really top notch animal acquisition
Speaker 1: service that goes on out there where they run right
Speaker 1: out and they if you see a gator, you make
Speaker 1: a phone call. They will they'll have someone out there
Speaker 1: snatching that thing up and taken off with it. It's
Speaker 1: not that bad. I don't know what to tell you though.
Speaker 1: If you don't like gators and pythons, man, Florida might
Speaker 1: not be for you. That they've never bothered me. But listen,
Speaker 1: let's going to apply across the South. It's going to
Speaker 1: apply in all the cool southern states that everyone dumps on.
Speaker 1: Mississippi is cool, underrated, Alabama is sick. You know what
Speaker 1: else Alabama has. We're gonna get so much hate from
Speaker 1: Aurbama fans now, Chris, Alabama has beaches that you don't
Speaker 1: think about. You've never heard of them, have you, Chris,
Speaker 1: Look up a map and you can see Look up
Speaker 1: a map and you'll see it looks like it's about
Speaker 1: a quarter inch wide. The portion of Alabama that borders
Speaker 1: the ocean, the porch, portion of Alabama that's on the coast.
Speaker 1: Alabama has beautiful beaches. Alabama's sweet, Georgia's sweet the Carolinas.
Speaker 1: But look, you're if you want to go to a subtropical,
Speaker 1: warm red area the South, you want to go to
Speaker 1: the southeast, you're going to have to deal with mosquitos,
Speaker 1: you're going to have to deal with loud frogs at night.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to deal with heat, with soul crushing heat.
Speaker 1: That's the way it is. Soul crushing. Chris, don't defend
Speaker 1: Texas weather to me. Ever, again, don't And I will
Speaker 1: say though, I'm also in Houston, so we have maybe
Speaker 1: the worst weather in the state. If you're right on
Speaker 1: the coast, the weather is more regulated because of the
Speaker 1: ocean air and ocean water and ocean breeze and stuff
Speaker 1: like that. But if you go look, you want to
Speaker 1: live in Red America, but you don't want alligators and pythons.
Speaker 1: Moved to Wyoming, n See, now we're gonna get a
Speaker 1: hate mail from people in Wyoming. Moved to Idaho, moved
Speaker 1: to Utah? Did Utah? Then one talks about Utah? Why
Speaker 1: don't people talk about Utah? Utah? Stupid cool? I just
Speaker 1: got back from Utah. Was a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 1: The wife and I were eyeball on each other. We're
Speaker 1: we're saying, oh my gosh, I could live here. I
Speaker 1: forget and I've been I spent a ton of time
Speaker 1: in Utah. You forget how cool Utah is. I don't
Speaker 1: know what it is? Do people just forget Utah exists?
Speaker 1: It's this gigantic state? What Chris see, that's the thing Chris,
Speaker 1: Chris brought up. He thinks people have some kind of
Speaker 1: stigma about Utah because of Mormons. But here's what I
Speaker 1: don't understand. What's wrong with Mormons? I mean, I understand. Look, Chris,
Speaker 1: you're Jewish. You'd get along with every Mormon guy I've
Speaker 1: ever known. What are they? They're very similar culture wise?
Speaker 1: Obviously it's a very different religion. You do. You believe
Speaker 1: in different things, especially because you guys killed Jesus and
Speaker 1: they didn't. But you're gonna have good families. You're good families,
Speaker 1: good values, good things like that. I always get along
Speaker 1: grade with Mormons. What Chris, what it's That's the thing
Speaker 1: people think about Utah and they think it's some big
Speaker 1: Mormon like cults or something like that. More. I always
Speaker 1: get along grade with Mormons. What's a problem. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm naive? All right, we have more we have
Speaker 1: a pride parade in a local red town. What how
Speaker 1: does that happen? I'll explain it in a second.