1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:01,800 Speaker 1: Time we did this segment, somebody texts it into four 2 00:00:02,080 --> 00:00:03,880 Speaker 1: six one saying they literally had to pull their car 3 00:00:03,920 --> 00:00:06,800 Speaker 1: over because they were crying from laughing. So either they 4 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:08,800 Speaker 1: have a terrible sense of humor or it was really funny. 5 00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:11,080 Speaker 1: I'm hoping it's the latter, I think, and not the 6 00:00:11,119 --> 00:00:14,480 Speaker 1: first part. It's the Jewel Show. But we work in 7 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:17,400 Speaker 1: a radio studio. If you didn't know, yes we do. 8 00:00:17,560 --> 00:00:19,280 Speaker 1: I know. Sometimes it's hard to tell where we are, 9 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:22,240 Speaker 1: but we work in a radio studio, so there's microphones 10 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:24,160 Speaker 1: around us all the time, and when we're off air, 11 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:27,440 Speaker 1: a lot of times we get into conversations about random topics, 12 00:00:27,480 --> 00:00:30,560 Speaker 1: and our producers record us sometimes without us even knowing. 13 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:33,400 Speaker 1: I don't even know how they do that. I feel 14 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:34,879 Speaker 1: like that's illegal. One. We should have them locked up, 15 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:37,000 Speaker 1: especially with the audio that we're about to blay for you. 16 00:00:37,479 --> 00:00:40,239 Speaker 1: But they record us sometimes having random conversations, and then 17 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:42,680 Speaker 1: we found out that for their own enjoyment, they slow 18 00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:46,000 Speaker 1: it down and we sound like we're either high or 19 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:49,839 Speaker 1: drunk or stupid or both. Last time they caught us 20 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:53,120 Speaker 1: talking about aliens. Yeah, it wasn't really Actually, it sounded 21 00:00:53,159 --> 00:00:54,920 Speaker 1: like we were having the weirdest conversation ever, which I 22 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:57,160 Speaker 1: think we were having the weirdest conversation ever. But yeah, 23 00:00:57,720 --> 00:00:59,440 Speaker 1: do this in your daily life if you can record 24 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:01,680 Speaker 1: your conversation, recording conversation with a friend and then slow 25 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:04,520 Speaker 1: it down because you'll listen back and go, man, I'm 26 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:08,560 Speaker 1: an idiot. So here is a clip regular speed of 27 00:01:08,560 --> 00:01:10,679 Speaker 1: one of the conversations that they caught of us talking 28 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:14,680 Speaker 1: about raccoons. Raccoons are scary animals. They scare me big time. 29 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:17,160 Speaker 1: I wanted a pet raccoon for a long time. What 30 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:19,800 Speaker 1: you can give them? You can get pet raccoons. Yeah, 31 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:21,840 Speaker 1: they're on you have to go through like the backdoor 32 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:26,520 Speaker 1: web and stuff. It's like every single raccoon I've ever 33 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:29,080 Speaker 1: known has had rabies. How many have you known? Have 34 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:33,920 Speaker 1: you tested? Okay, that conversation right there, Oh man, I 35 00:01:33,959 --> 00:01:36,920 Speaker 1: guarantee it's gonna sound ridiculous slowed down. This is what 36 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:41,840 Speaker 1: our producers do in their spare time. Raccoons are scary animal. 37 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:47,240 Speaker 1: They scare me big time. I wanted to pet raccoons 38 00:01:47,319 --> 00:01:53,279 Speaker 1: for a long time. What you can give them you 39 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:57,920 Speaker 1: can give pet raccoons, Yeah, their own eggs, Yes, to 40 00:01:58,080 --> 00:02:05,120 Speaker 1: go through like the bag web and stuffs. Like exalted bies. 41 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:13,040 Speaker 1: That's a common misconception. Get a load of bad rat 42 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:19,600 Speaker 1: in the pet world. Every single raccoons I've ever known 43 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:24,519 Speaker 1: as had rabies. How many have you known? How many 44 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:30,320 Speaker 1: have you tested? That's a good question. How many raccoons 45 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:32,160 Speaker 1: have I tested for rabies? But I feel like all 46 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:35,000 Speaker 1: of them have rabies. They probably do. I stand by 47 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:37,400 Speaker 1: my point. That is not true. No, it is. If 48 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:40,000 Speaker 1: you get scratched by raccoon, you're probably getting brabies and dying. 49 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:42,800 Speaker 1: Raccoons are evil, evil creatures, and they make everybody think 50 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:44,679 Speaker 1: that they're cute. Yeah, a little band it's running around 51 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:47,320 Speaker 1: getting in your trash can. First of all, they eat trash, disgusting. 52 00:02:47,639 --> 00:02:49,840 Speaker 1: They lumber through city. Okay, they're gonna grab this and 53 00:02:49,840 --> 00:02:52,720 Speaker 1: slow it down at some point. They lumber through city 54 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:57,400 Speaker 1: streets and they intimidate people. Raccoons are bullies. They're super 55 00:02:57,400 --> 00:02:59,560 Speaker 1: cute when they're babies, but when they grow up, not 56 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:02,960 Speaker 1: so much. You guys are gonna get jumped by raccoons 57 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:04,799 Speaker 1: on the way high. I have a fear of that 58 00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:07,200 Speaker 1: all the time, and whenever I leave the house and 59 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:09,799 Speaker 1: it's night, I'm worried about raccoons. Always. There's not a 60 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:11,440 Speaker 1: day goes by that I don't worry about it, and 61 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:15,440 Speaker 1: standing in alleyways with baseball bats like yes, sday, racco Okay, 62 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:17,639 Speaker 1: raccoons do do that. I used to live in the 63 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:19,079 Speaker 1: back of this house and I would have to walk 64 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:20,520 Speaker 1: down the side of the house to go to my 65 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:23,520 Speaker 1: car every morning, right and at the time, I worked 66 00:03:23,639 --> 00:03:25,840 Speaker 1: very early in the morning, about four o'clock in the morning, 67 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:28,000 Speaker 1: I had to leave the house. And every single morning, 68 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:32,200 Speaker 1: every single morning, I'm not exaggerating, for the year that 69 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:35,080 Speaker 1: I lived there, there was a raccoon on the same 70 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:39,200 Speaker 1: schedule as me, and it would cross the street, come 71 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:42,240 Speaker 1: over to the house, and get inside the bush that 72 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:43,640 Speaker 1: was right next to the gate. I had to walk 73 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:45,640 Speaker 1: through it, and I just know that it was waiting 74 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:48,800 Speaker 1: for the perfect opportunity to pounce on me and give 75 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:52,240 Speaker 1: me ra Yeah, raccoon. Yeah, I think it noticed that 76 00:03:52,280 --> 00:03:53,720 Speaker 1: I was scared the first time I saw it, because 77 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:55,800 Speaker 1: I remember the first time I saw it still vividly. 78 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:57,880 Speaker 1: I opened up the gate, I saw the raccoon crossing 79 00:03:57,880 --> 00:03:59,080 Speaker 1: the street, and I closed the gate real quick, and 80 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:00,480 Speaker 1: I was like, oh my God, and I waited and 81 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:02,880 Speaker 1: waited and waited. See he was probably thinking the same thing. 82 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:07,040 Speaker 1: He's like, who's this widow that's on my schedule? Now? Yeah, yeah, 83 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,720 Speaker 1: but he actually probably saw you and that you were scared. 84 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:10,560 Speaker 1: He's like, I'm a message and that's what he did 85 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:12,760 Speaker 1: every single day for a year. That raccoon tormented me. 86 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:16,280 Speaker 1: That's why raccoons are bullies. Oh oh, and look, based 87 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:19,400 Speaker 1: on that conversation about raccoons, our producers already slow some 88 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:25,000 Speaker 1: bles some of it down. Oh, of course raccoons are bullies. 89 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:30,479 Speaker 1: They're super cute on their babies, but when they grow up, 90 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:38,760 Speaker 1: not so much. You guys it jumped by raccoons on 91 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:45,320 Speaker 1: the way. I'm worried about raccoons always. It's not a 92 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:50,440 Speaker 1: day ghost. I don't worry about it. They standing in 93 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:58,960 Speaker 1: alleyways with baseball bats like, yes they racco Okay, raccoons 94 00:04:59,279 --> 00:05:03,880 Speaker 1: DoD do that. So good, all right, we'll text in 95 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:05,839 Speaker 1: four one, o six one. What's your hot take on raccoons, 96 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:11,600 Speaker 1: rabies or no rabies, No standing in alleyways with baseball 97 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:18,960 Speaker 1: bats like yes, like racco okay, raccoons do do that. 98 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:24,960 Speaker 1: The show has done. Anything you miss on the show, 99 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:26,760 Speaker 1: you can always find it online at the Jubile Show. 100 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:28,520 Speaker 1: You can follow all of us individually. I'm at Jubile 101 00:05:28,520 --> 00:05:30,280 Speaker 1: Fresh at That, I'm at Evan on the radio.