Speaker 1: Welcome to this episode of Merchant and or Calm. Okay,
Speaker 1: are you guys gonna say something?
Speaker 2: Or we're here with my girlfriend you.
Speaker 1: I just feel like I'm being pushed over to the
Speaker 1: side for something like yeah, I mean like kind of okay,
Speaker 1: you don't have to do that.
Speaker 2: That's I mean, that's not okay.
Speaker 1: I mean she was just trying to make me feel
Speaker 1: like better because you guys are like really.
Speaker 3: Really a dress. The fact of this chair seems very uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: It isn't, though, So it isn't. I actually love it.
Speaker 2: It's I've molded it.
Speaker 1: To my body without fails like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have to have to like perch on the
Speaker 2: edge like you were.
Speaker 3: Saying, I love that.
Speaker 2: Okay. So about like four months ago, right, I came
Speaker 2: on the podcast and said I had my first girl
Speaker 2: kiss and I kissed a girl, and everyone was like,
Speaker 2: who was it, and it was.
Speaker 1: Almost like you're lying, yeah.
Speaker 3: No, no, but I'm here to confirm.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and my girlfriend was my first girl kiss. And
Speaker 2: we've been dating.
Speaker 1: You guys are dating that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, really serious. It's been like what three days?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'd say like three nights.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, So it's like literally, I mean you can't
Speaker 1: really say you're dating yet then, like it's only been
Speaker 1: three nights.
Speaker 3: I mean pretty much.
Speaker 4: I mean I tend to be a lesbian, so this
Speaker 4: is kind of like the.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, I mean that's basically both of you aren't
Speaker 1: like like I'm written by a woman. No, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: what are we?
Speaker 2: I don't know by a woman. And that's I exude
Speaker 2: this like energy that was actually very true. Yeah, that
Speaker 2: like women love me, so I like made it happen.
Speaker 1: You guys just like made it work for each other exactly,
Speaker 1: manifested you what you again, in any world would a
Speaker 1: Pisces and a sage even like get along for dating?
Speaker 3: Why not?
Speaker 1: We're making like bending rules becausetibles exactly.
Speaker 2: Every every morning I checked my horoscope and it literally
Speaker 2: just says Barbie.
Speaker 1: Barbie had no Barbie every morning checks up on her
Speaker 1: tart card reader I do. I love them?
Speaker 4: If you I got one today and it was like
Speaker 4: if you got this on your for you page, there
Speaker 4: is someone thinking about you, And I was in I
Speaker 4: was it was.
Speaker 1: Me and it was me thinking someone was thinking about you.
Speaker 1: But like it probably meant like a lover. And I
Speaker 1: don't know if Drew's like, I feel like you're like,
Speaker 1: I just.
Speaker 3: Don't I know, I don't feel it. It feels very like.
Speaker 1: It kind of feels like you're holding her hand hostage
Speaker 1: show her.
Speaker 3: I have a lip oil. I lip oil from an
Speaker 3: Instagram ad, which I have been very much buying.
Speaker 5: A lot of, just like Instagram taste delicious.
Speaker 2: So yeah, that's the proof.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah here. I mean when y'all kissed, he did
Speaker 1: sit in the probably the most uncomfortable position I've ever
Speaker 1: seen him and mentioned, yeah.
Speaker 3: Like he just didn't Like, I don't know, men should
Speaker 3: be more uncomfortable. Were just talking about that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, they fully should.
Speaker 3: Maybe you should kiss more because he'll be uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think he. I mean, we can move
Speaker 1: past the fake relationship because.
Speaker 6: I guessship it's real, it's real, but we don't have
Speaker 6: to like we don't talk about it because I mean,
Speaker 6: this whole thing is gonna be like me watching y'all
Speaker 6: like date because like at that point, like we'll move.
Speaker 7: On because I get used to it.
Speaker 1: I used to make fun of all the I g
Speaker 1: ads and be like, why are they showing me this ship?
Speaker 1: I won't buy it? But insane. If somebody, especially like
Speaker 1: a story ad. If I see a.
Speaker 3: Story ad enough, I there have been times where I.
Speaker 1: Like, see one and then skip it and then I'm like, oh, like.
Speaker 3: Trying to get back to because I'm like, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: buy it. I'm gonna buy it. Where is it?
Speaker 1: And then I can't get it again.
Speaker 4: I recently bought a sulky pajama set from an unnamed.
Speaker 3: Texas like sorty girls, spy, and I try to return
Speaker 3: it because it did not fit and it was miss
Speaker 3: labeled and ID then like four times for a refund,
Speaker 3: and they just refused to answer me. So maybe I'll
Speaker 3: just come out and say it Instagram.
Speaker 2: So I was just saying.
Speaker 1: The most random thing you've ever so random, and I
Speaker 1: felt like I bought the pajamas and like free, Like I'm.
Speaker 3: Like yes, and they come in it's like this big.
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, it doesn't really know and I try
Speaker 4: to DM them I got something email nothing get together?
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, getting to the point where you're sending an email.
Speaker 2: Me, it's a fucking equinox. I had to email them
Speaker 2: thirty six thousand times because they stole seven hundred dollars
Speaker 2: from me over done. I like had a trainer for
Speaker 2: like a year because I needed like financial motivation to go.
Speaker 2: I literally don't even remember his him anymore. Like literally
Speaker 2: my biggest thing.
Speaker 1: I definitely played football in school and was tackled eight
Speaker 1: million times. Yeah, like he was like definitely head which.
Speaker 2: Was this, uh the gay one. Basically, I had like
Speaker 2: a bunch of training sessions left over, and I told
Speaker 2: him several times. I was like, please don't book me
Speaker 2: more sessions because I'm just like done, Like I feel
Speaker 2: like I know how to work out on my own,
Speaker 2: like whatever, blah blah blah blah blah. Will like come
Speaker 2: time to the end of like our last like you
Speaker 2: have the biomen sets and come to the end of
Speaker 2: the last set that I bought, I was like, okay, cool,
Speaker 2: like I'm free. Well I checked my account the next
Speaker 2: day and he charged me for eight more sessions and
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, this is crazy. I don't remember
Speaker 2: booking these and I don't remember going to one of these,
Speaker 2: like because you said I have a package, you have
Speaker 2: to buy a package, And I was like, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: Was literally how I've been. I have been giving Savage
Speaker 1: Xpentee fifty dollars for four years because I never turned
Speaker 1: off my VIP and you have to do a whole
Speaker 1: thing to turn it off. So they literally take money
Speaker 1: from me every month and I have not bon bought
Speaker 1: like anything from them for like three years.
Speaker 3: How much is it?
Speaker 1: It's like fifty or something, but maybe.
Speaker 2: It's maybe it's less. Did they send you like a
Speaker 2: package every month?
Speaker 3: No, die, it's a costco.
Speaker 2: Are you never getting membership? That is actually best eight
Speaker 2: And he.
Speaker 1: Does the same thing. Because of our first apartment, I
Speaker 1: never returned the router, so they charged me like ten
Speaker 1: dollars every month until I finished paying off this route
Speaker 1: I was set up in New York.
Speaker 3: I never returned shit.
Speaker 4: Literally it took me like until two years ago to
Speaker 4: get a credit card because of all like the misgivings
Speaker 4: of me at eighteen in New York returning around never
Speaker 4: like paying my bills, like you know, and I had
Speaker 4: to fix it and it was it was a lot, But.
Speaker 1: I know that's like the thing every adult, like real
Speaker 1: adult warned you about their like if you fuck up
Speaker 1: your credit, your life's gonna be living.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I still believe it to this day. I'm like,
Speaker 2: I do not want a credit card. I never want
Speaker 2: to use a credit card, like they're gonna get me.
Speaker 2: But to finish that story, basically, he charged me for
Speaker 2: these seven sessions or eight sessions. I did one of
Speaker 2: them on a accident, and then he quit and then
Speaker 2: there were no there was no one to do the
Speaker 2: rest of the sessions with. So I was just like,
Speaker 2: so so well, and I emailed them thirty six thousand
Speaker 2: times to refund me. I'm not joking, Like I emailed
Speaker 2: them like twenty times over the course of like four days,
Speaker 2: and they never got back to me. And like, I
Speaker 2: guess they won in the end, because they still fucking go.
Speaker 2: But like, I literally want to cancel my membership so
Speaker 2: bad out of space, so much money, it's disgusting.
Speaker 3: Why can't they just do a little reach.
Speaker 2: Give me my money back? And they were like in
Speaker 2: the fine fine print it says no refunds. And I
Speaker 2: was like, okay, bitch, Like, watch me blow this spot up.
Speaker 1: Start peeing in random corners of the locker room. Actually no,
Speaker 1: but doesn't already happen they.
Speaker 2: Do, Yeah, definitely, random corners of the locker room. It's nasty.
Speaker 1: You're like, I need to go there.
Speaker 3: I've been to econox ones and I had a pan attack.
Speaker 3: I like, it's too much going on. It was the
Speaker 3: Soho one. It was a bit too much going on
Speaker 3: in there. I was like, you know, Las, I literally
Speaker 3: walked out. I was like, the energy here is like.
Speaker 1: Whoa, It is literally freaky dec it's really dark.
Speaker 3: I go.
Speaker 1: We go at such specific times and we plan it
Speaker 1: around like normal people's work. So I'm like, we have
Speaker 1: to go when there's absolutely no one there and either
Speaker 1: super early or super late when they keep repeating when
Speaker 1: everything closes, like that's the vibe that needs to be happening,
Speaker 1: because the music is barely playing and they're like, we're
Speaker 1: closing in ten minutes, we're closing in five minutes, We're closed.
Speaker 2: Get out truly love.
Speaker 3: You can't pay me, But I mean it's a great gym.
Speaker 3: Five is scary. It's like I just feel like.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna walk in and there's people just like I
Speaker 4: don't even know. It's definitely a movie of some sorts
Speaker 4: in there for me, but I go like a tiny
Speaker 4: gauge in.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna reveal the location, but it's fun.
Speaker 4: It's like there's literally no one there, and that's how
Speaker 4: I prefer it for me and my training.
Speaker 2: I have to say something. The gay agenda is horrifying,
Speaker 2: and y'all, y'all are pushing it onto me and I'm done.
Speaker 2: Everyone's wishing me a happy Pride Month and all this
Speaker 2: ship that's just not me. That's not the person I am.
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, I guess yeah, you did change it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. You turn me out.
Speaker 1: You guys. You guys are helping you guys are helping
Speaker 1: each other find the righteous path. That's what's happening. Y'all
Speaker 1: are not going.
Speaker 3: Together like leaning into God.
Speaker 2: I've been saying, I'm gonna have my Christian arc and
Speaker 2: you turn out help you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're down like summer camp, but for only straight people.
Speaker 3: I so like everything.
Speaker 2: Maybe not billions, yeah, but yeah, I'm just kind of
Speaker 2: I have my notes written down, and I have ya
Speaker 2: abortion on counter and I've been saving this for so okay,
Speaker 2: So has Ya has this lip tint that she puts
Speaker 2: on her lip. You've seen it.
Speaker 1: If you're like on your like getting targeted, It's like
Speaker 1: the one that you put on it it like fully
Speaker 1: peels off.
Speaker 3: Is it the type the typology? I feel like I
Speaker 3: am literally it's it's it's like.
Speaker 1: Or like some I don't know that I don't know
Speaker 1: how to pronounce it. People have to like call ship
Speaker 1: like billy or something, so I could like start saying names,
Speaker 1: right because like I don't know what name it is.
Speaker 2: But yeah, So she has it on there and then
Speaker 2: instead of peeling it off and throwing it in the
Speaker 2: trash can or in the toilet and flushing it, she
Speaker 2: peels it off and flicks it on the counter and
Speaker 2: just sits there and it literally looks like a congealed
Speaker 2: mass of like blood.
Speaker 1: I mean, I did good today. Yeah, I knew you
Speaker 1: were coming, So I like scraped it out of the
Speaker 1: sink because I was like, I don't want her to
Speaker 1: think that I emptyed my Diva cup in here. And
Speaker 1: it's just like I actually would love that just leaving
Speaker 1: my Diva cup out, Yeah I did.
Speaker 3: This is like so.
Speaker 1: Gross and I hate that, Like this is where this
Speaker 1: conversation is heading right now. But I did have what
Speaker 1: I believe to be a minor miscarriage in the toilet
Speaker 1: because something came out of my flow that was, Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't want to touch you because you're jealous, And yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I'm just respecting Barbie's property, so I'm not gonna.
Speaker 2: Like touch property. Hold on.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, like you're you're her property now that I
Speaker 1: don't own anybody owns she owns you. You don't own
Speaker 1: anybody because she owns you chose, Yeah, you chose that,
Speaker 1: like I guess.
Speaker 2: I guess.
Speaker 1: But I had something that was so odd come out
Speaker 1: of my flow that I almost called you into the
Speaker 1: bathroom to look at it.
Speaker 2: And I should have been so fascinated by period.
Speaker 1: It was just too much. But it was really really gross,
Speaker 1: and I was like, damn. And then yesterday actually I
Speaker 1: like ran out of the bathroom to grab an edible,
Speaker 1: like in the middle of like getting ready to use
Speaker 1: the shower, and I did flush the toilet, and I
Speaker 1: was so scared you were going to go in and
Speaker 1: see like the massacre and the toilet.
Speaker 3: But maybe, like you love that.
Speaker 2: Ship, Yeah, I know, it's beautiful.
Speaker 1: I love Yeah.
Speaker 2: She can't empty her Diva cup without me in the room.
Speaker 1: It's good because then it's always clean when you need
Speaker 1: to get to it because you just like it right up.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: Famous past three nights has been really illuminating. And Drew relationship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you'll have learned a lot in three days.
Speaker 2: Famously famous that is literally my most favorite thing that
Speaker 2: you say is famously like, I'm really going to steal
Speaker 2: it and make it my way, Chad the Zay.
Speaker 3: She says that at her show. I can't take credit
Speaker 3: for it, but she famously is infamously too.
Speaker 4: You know my new vibe Because I'm on my like
Speaker 4: villain arc, I really like myself and I'm like, what
Speaker 4: have I becought?
Speaker 3: But that's good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's a good place for women to be.
Speaker 1: But because I've talked about that on the podcast, like
Speaker 1: women need to dig into being selfish villains, evil scammers.
Speaker 1: We need more women who are scamming.
Speaker 3: We do need more women who are scamming.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, well also do you I was watching
Speaker 1: yesterday the Cut and like it was so fucking weird
Speaker 1: they somehow put in they were talking about like old
Speaker 1: people and like asking them about them being scanned scammed.
Speaker 1: Do y'all think when you're older, you'll be hella scammed.
Speaker 2: When I'm older, I will be scammed. There will be
Speaker 2: there will be like some super futuristic like crazy like
Speaker 2: scam that I fall.
Speaker 3: For you don't happen the other day, it's not a scam.
Speaker 4: I was at dinner and I started getting all these
Speaker 4: calls from like random area codes, like from New York,
Speaker 4: like yeah, right, and then I answered one and they're
Speaker 4: like come over and I'm like what is this? And
Speaker 4: then I get these texts that are like for out
Speaker 4: what the word was, it was like inbound or outbound.
Speaker 3: Someone put my number on like an escort AD.
Speaker 4: So I got like over the course of an hour,
Speaker 4: I got like twenty calls being like yo, where are
Speaker 4: you wait?
Speaker 2: But they were like obsessed with you though no, but.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but yeah, it.
Speaker 4: Was like because my area code is like from New York.
Speaker 4: Maybe it was like an accident, like they put like
Speaker 4: a dig it off yeah, because it did stop after
Speaker 4: an hour, like the app and they were like it's
Speaker 4: from your ad that you posted.
Speaker 3: I'm like, what fuck?
Speaker 1: I wish we could find the ads they were like advertised.
Speaker 4: It was a lot and it was like in the
Speaker 4: middle of the night, and it was like people like
Speaker 4: it was like Bronx, like uptown like it was like
Speaker 4: literally like they're like, I'm in Washington Heights. And I'm
Speaker 4: like what, Like, I'm literally like I look at dinner
Speaker 4: like like.
Speaker 3: I'm like backtracking everything. I'm like, where is this I'm
Speaker 3: putting my number on?
Speaker 2: Like it's just yeah, yeah, I've been very good about
Speaker 2: like being able to tell what's like a scam call
Speaker 2: versus like a real call. And I still, like, I
Speaker 2: thought I was good about it, but I still answer
Speaker 2: them and they do ask for my social Security number
Speaker 2: all the time. But even with like someone like in
Speaker 2: my personal life, I will be like, I'm not texting
Speaker 2: it to you.
Speaker 3: I'm not like, who's giving you for your social Security?
Speaker 1: Just like I think I literally think i've asked.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't like texting it. I don't like saying
Speaker 2: it over the phone.
Speaker 1: Okay, why won't you just text it to me? Because
Speaker 1: I am the opposite, I'm like, what, like I literally
Speaker 1: will just like keep I am so bad with keeping chocolate.
Speaker 1: But I think the difference is I haven't had my
Speaker 1: shit stolen and he's literally had his whole like life stolen.
Speaker 2: They literally drained my bank accounts in a crazy way
Speaker 2: when I was like eighteen. I so long story short,
Speaker 2: I think I've told it already. I don't know if
Speaker 2: I have. But like the Universal Ship, when I went
Speaker 2: to Universal, I tried to sneak alcohol in. They like
Speaker 2: I was like seventeen, and they were like, uh, this
Speaker 2: is not okay. And they took me to like this
Speaker 2: back room with like security guard.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And it was a fucking bitch like she was evil.
Speaker 1: She was officers so fucking bad. You were working the
Speaker 1: security line at the Universal any.
Speaker 2: Man syndrome where it's like the big man that works
Speaker 2: out a bunch because they like are so small like
Speaker 2: Napoleon complex, but like in a woman. But because she was.
Speaker 1: Like this, because I was like, this isn't.
Speaker 2: No I said, I said, oh it's I said, it's
Speaker 2: a raspberry water. And they were like one guy was
Speaker 2: like oh okay, yeah you can go, but like you
Speaker 2: can't bring that in. And then she was like stop
Speaker 2: and like she was like let me smell and she's
Speaker 2: like this is raspberry vodka. And I was like, okay,
Speaker 2: let me throw away fucking alcoholic. Why do you know that?
Speaker 2: It's literally crazy, don't care. I don't know. And it
Speaker 2: was closed down to it was just it was a.
Speaker 1: Part of like do you remember like playlists ship, like
Speaker 1: like it was like a convention for YouTubers and they
Speaker 1: would close that down so that yeah, so that YouTubers
Speaker 1: could go to Universal.
Speaker 3: So it was one of those nights. So I think
Speaker 3: that's all that day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the worst thing entering the part.
Speaker 2: The craziest thing is Enya and my twin sister, Mattel
Speaker 2: and both had alcohol on them and they got to
Speaker 2: go through, but they stopped me because I took it
Speaker 2: off my waist.
Speaker 1: I was serving sixteen.
Speaker 2: I was giving sexy hot too, but in like a
Speaker 2: different way. I mean, yeah, but they took me to
Speaker 2: Universal Jel and they took out the oldest fucking phone
Speaker 2: iPhone I've ever seen in my entire life, Like it
Speaker 2: was old even then, like it was insane and tiny,
Speaker 2: and they like took pictures of me in front of
Speaker 2: a blue wall and made me turn the back.
Speaker 3: Is it like in the Universal backlops?
Speaker 2: I don't know because I want those photos. It's so bad.
Speaker 1: Sure, it was like up on the wall for like yeah,
Speaker 1: because he was you were.
Speaker 2: And they were like, even if you step foot in
Speaker 2: this parking lot, you're going to jail. And I was like, okay,
Speaker 2: fucking relax, Like this is insane. But basically they put
Speaker 2: me back on the bus to like go home, and
Speaker 2: I'm sitting on this bus and like I was on
Speaker 2: there for like fifteen minutes, and she was just waiting
Speaker 2: to see if, like anybody else would like hop on,
Speaker 2: and she had to charter me alone on these big
Speaker 2: ass like public bus all the way back to the hotel.
Speaker 2: And I get there and I get to my room
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I try to like find my car
Speaker 2: my key card, and I'm like, oh my god, I
Speaker 2: don't have my wallet. So I call the bus company
Speaker 2: and they're like, oh, we don't have your wallet either,
Speaker 2: and then I call the universe, where I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: I must have just left it in like the scanner
Speaker 2: they must have taken. Yes, exactly. They all denied it fully,
Speaker 2: and I was like, fuck, dude, Like, how am I
Speaker 2: going to get home because I'm in Florida and so
Speaker 2: and I also had my Social Security card in there
Speaker 2: and yes.
Speaker 3: Exactly different.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, so you had your ship stolen first scamming?
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly. Mean so the Universal people drained my fucking
Speaker 2: bank account? Oh yeah. Literally wait a common denominator. Common
Speaker 2: denominator is Enya in Florida.
Speaker 3: Absolutely is Florida in general, which I mean if you
Speaker 3: look back at my videos, I did always have a
Speaker 3: lot of expensive makeup.
Speaker 1: It was from the wallet, Yeah, wallets, and I sold
Speaker 1: your information.
Speaker 3: I have no money in that two I'm like, good.
Speaker 2: Luck, ye have fun, have put more money in.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I haven't had anything like that happened to me.
Speaker 1: So I've just been lucky and brave. And that leads
Speaker 1: me to my next question is do y'all think you
Speaker 1: would because I just watched this TikTok of these girls
Speaker 1: saying how they were trying to help somebody who was
Speaker 1: drunk in a lobby of a hotel, this older woman,
Speaker 1: and that they just approached her really wrong, and they
Speaker 1: were like, we're gonna take you upstairs, and that she
Speaker 1: was just like you're gonna want Like she was freaking out,
Speaker 1: and then they were like, oh, I think she thought
Speaker 1: we were trying to sex traffick her, because just like
Speaker 1: we were to make sure she was.
Speaker 4: You have to there the the amount of like warnings
Speaker 4: I get on my tause I have to get to
Speaker 4: do TikTok because I can't get into my original TikTok.
Speaker 3: So I'm on like really just like.
Speaker 2: We'll shout it out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well we'll shout it out.
Speaker 1: We'll shout it out just so enough people interact with
Speaker 1: the empty account.
Speaker 4: I don't like something because my algorithm is like what
Speaker 4: I assume, like a Facebook mom is on and it
Speaker 4: is like every other video. These are things that happen
Speaker 4: when people are trying to sex traffic you.
Speaker 3: And I'm going crazy because I'm like, oh, this is
Speaker 3: there's a lot of yeah, you're getting your people are
Speaker 3: obsessed with Like we're like telling people about like how
Speaker 3: people sex trap Like they have like these like zip
Speaker 3: ties on your like door, like you're.
Speaker 2: Trying to take it off. But do you all know
Speaker 2: the like jeep stuff where like there's like jeep wranglers
Speaker 2: and the rubber duckies and it's like this whole culture
Speaker 2: and jeep like wranglers they like you get ducked and
Speaker 2: you have to like put the duck in your dashboard.
Speaker 2: Well it's this whole thing that jeep owners do that
Speaker 2: they like trade rubber duckies and it's like you've been
Speaker 2: ducked or whatever. Well, this one girl who had a
Speaker 2: jeep wrangler found that duck on her hood and she
Speaker 2: was like made like a whole TikTok. There is the
Speaker 2: new tactic for sex exactly exactly.
Speaker 1: They're going to put the rubber duck on your car
Speaker 1: so that they can always identify your car with du wonder.
Speaker 4: Everyone's so paranoid, it's like crazy. It's like every other
Speaker 4: videos either that or like like reviews of cruises that
Speaker 4: I got, and it's like this is the all adult
Speaker 4: virgin cruises and this is what you get for the
Speaker 4: all inclusive package.
Speaker 1: That is like we literally need to go on.
Speaker 2: Do you like cruises?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: But I'm willing to go for like an experiment of sorts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because like I really need to go again as
Speaker 2: an adult because I've been on one when I was younger,
Speaker 2: and I want to go and just like black out
Speaker 2: for seven days. Yeah, soety yeah.
Speaker 1: I like I think that the only thing it is
Speaker 1: is like getting fucked up. Is like I've never seen
Speaker 1: a video of someone prepping for a cruise without putting
Speaker 1: tequila into a wine botty.
Speaker 4: I did not know this that they sneak in alcohol
Speaker 4: because it's very expensive on there. But there's also the
Speaker 4: all inclusive ones, which I again I have been really
Speaker 4: I've been really in that I have no plans on
Speaker 4: going on a cruise, but I know everything about the
Speaker 4: Virgin Atlantic cruise.
Speaker 1: Your TikTok feed is like a Tarot card reader being like,
Speaker 1: so you're gonna get sex trafficked on your next cruise,
Speaker 1: and the.
Speaker 4: Way they deliver it is like, okay, you guys, like
Speaker 4: this is gonna save your life if you're ever at
Speaker 4: a Trader Joe's and then you see like a duck
Speaker 4: on your like wheel and I'm like.
Speaker 3: What the I literally now like walk around like paranoid.
Speaker 1: But the thing is, I'm like so aloof and I
Speaker 1: genuinely don't think my brain functions at a high rate
Speaker 1: at any point anymore, which is crazy because I don't
Speaker 1: think I've done that many bad things to like in
Speaker 1: my life to make my brain work at such a
Speaker 1: slow function, right, But it's literally but mine is just
Speaker 1: like I am just too aloof in the world and
Speaker 1: I could literally be walking down the most danger street ever,
Speaker 1: but I'm like, if i feel like I'm in danger,
Speaker 1: I'm just freaking myself up for no reason. And then
Speaker 1: I'm like it's chill, Like I'm.
Speaker 4: I used to walk around like butt ass naked in
Speaker 4: like New York at two am titties out like like no.
Speaker 3: One like I.
Speaker 4: It was like I have no fear anywhere, which is
Speaker 4: a problem.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: I meant it's huge. But it's also like what happens
Speaker 1: when you just grow up like in certain like cities.
Speaker 1: It's like your bar of danger is like so much
Speaker 1: lower because you're just like I've been around danger, Like.
Speaker 3: I grew up in danger.
Speaker 2: Yeah you were did you grow up in Brazil?
Speaker 3: No, I grew up in New York.
Speaker 2: Okay, but I did go to Brazil. Oh yeah, you
Speaker 2: were saying you got like shipped off to Brazil.
Speaker 3: I did for a little bit.
Speaker 1: It's classic like you just like ship them off.
Speaker 4: My mom, like she had me, was like super young
Speaker 4: and have like not even an apartment to her name,
Speaker 4: and also was like single because my dad was like
Speaker 4: her roommate.
Speaker 3: Then, so it's like, oh.
Speaker 1: That's when that happened to me Andrew exactly.
Speaker 4: So yeah, so she was like I need you to
Speaker 4: like leave like when I was like one, like just
Speaker 4: like spent a year in Brazil while she's try to
Speaker 4: get a job and she she did go to colninary
Speaker 4: school not to serve.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to go to Brazil. Really bad.
Speaker 3: I love buy you real s cool. I went there
Speaker 3: for the first time. It's a bit like like.
Speaker 4: Hectic, like I'm you know, also on my new TikTok,
Speaker 4: I've didn't realize that there's a times been a traveler
Speaker 4: and a vacationer.
Speaker 3: And I'm gonna say it right here, I'm a vacationer.
Speaker 3: I do not not I do not back back through.
Speaker 3: I don't want to get back. I don't want to,
Speaker 3: like I don't want that. I don't want it, don't.
Speaker 1: I don't want to see all the sites, like I
Speaker 1: don't have iPhones now, Like I don't need to see it.
Speaker 1: Why so I could take a picture of it, bitch
Speaker 1: y'all are take a picture of it? A vacation.
Speaker 4: I'm not waking up early to go like hike a
Speaker 4: mountain to go see some clouds, Like I just am.
Speaker 3: Not doing that.
Speaker 4: And it's like I want to vacation and a lot
Speaker 4: of my friends who grew up rich love to travel
Speaker 4: and like.
Speaker 3: See the sights of different countries. I'm like, I'm good.
Speaker 2: I like want to get a hotel room and then
Speaker 2: stay in the hotel room the entire time. It's giving that.
Speaker 2: But I will say, I am a bit of a
Speaker 2: traveler because like there are some things that I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: I have to see that, Like I have to see
Speaker 2: Stone Hinge one day, like even though it's gonna be
Speaker 2: so so fucking underwhelming, but like I simply.
Speaker 1: Get like a helicopter charter over there, and they, yeah,
Speaker 1: yet helicopters. I know, they like freak me out. Everybody
Speaker 1: who leaves Coachella on a helicopter. I'm like, y'all, don't
Speaker 1: like fear, you have no fear? No?
Speaker 3: No, yeah it work.
Speaker 2: Do you like coach Ella? No, it's pretty awful, right.
Speaker 3: It's pretty awful. I am.
Speaker 4: I do not like crowds because I get like really claustrophobic,
Speaker 4: which is like soy, I'm very lame. But I used
Speaker 4: to go for like brand deals to like make money,
Speaker 4: and I would like stay in the hotel. I think
Speaker 4: the only set I've ever watched was like in two thousand,
Speaker 4: like seventeen seventeen. I saw like Grimes once and this.
Speaker 2: Like post spaghetti eating like homeless.
Speaker 4: Ron that was like absolutely like dear it, I fear.
Speaker 4: I think it was pre Elon Musk. It was like, gosh,
Speaker 4: I don't even know, but I remember I swindled with
Speaker 4: my friend.
Speaker 3: She actually was nikkey to catch you the podcast as well.
Speaker 4: I remember so Vivisily I was, she like swindled this
Speaker 4: like security guard with like ten dollars to let us
Speaker 4: into like the artists pastor and it worked.
Speaker 2: Oh she pretended to.
Speaker 3: No grimes, like and I didn't say anything.
Speaker 4: I'm kind of just sitting there, like and bewildered at
Speaker 4: her like ability to her Yeah, and she she got
Speaker 4: us in and that's it. And then I went like
Speaker 4: once more for like a brand deal and I literally
Speaker 4: stay at the hotel.
Speaker 3: I did not go to the festival. I just don't
Speaker 3: like like it, Like I don't. I don't like festival.
Speaker 4: It's like high and it's like I actually did want
Speaker 4: to go this year because of like FO and like
Speaker 4: Charlie and like really and everyone, but I was unfortunately working.
Speaker 2: That I did this year was literally for the gays,
Speaker 2: the girls in the gates.
Speaker 1: Absolutely yeah, one hundred percent. But you can't you literally
Speaker 1: couldn't pay me any amount of money to go to
Speaker 1: Coachella because I think it's like I literally.
Speaker 4: I'm literally good.
Speaker 1: I say that, like I don't do like the most
Speaker 1: absurd things for a track. I will. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I love no, I love that. Oh that's a good idea.
Speaker 1: Yeah we should do that, but like, oh it's so
Speaker 1: I I just don't like it either, Like I don't
Speaker 1: like being around like a bunch of people. I don't know,
Speaker 1: it freaks me out. I'm like some of the killers
Speaker 1: and here the killers that cower.
Speaker 2: Literally someone's stab me with like a dirty needle or
Speaker 2: some ship like it's giving me.
Speaker 4: Simply like I feel like I cannot breathe. There's a
Speaker 4: lot of people around me, Like I like freak out.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm I'm not a good hang turns out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just turns out, turns off, turns out.
Speaker 3: I stay, I'm not. I'm not.
Speaker 2: Would you ever do a hot air balloon? You said
Speaker 2: you hated helicopters.
Speaker 4: I spent some time in Albuquerque, New Mexico, and that
Speaker 4: is like a big part of the culture there, And
Speaker 4: like I've heard that every.
Speaker 3: Year, like people die, there's a balloon. I would. I
Speaker 3: would be the one actually really gorgeous, like I remember I.
Speaker 4: Was doing it was like twenty nineteen movie there, and
Speaker 4: like I will, we have to be there like five
Speaker 4: a m.
Speaker 3: So that you see.
Speaker 4: I was like at a location and you see all
Speaker 4: these balloons like just in the air, and it's like magical, gorgeous.
Speaker 3: I won't be stepping on it.
Speaker 4: I actually realized after go to six Flags like last year,
Speaker 4: I do not need any thrill. I need nothing. I
Speaker 4: don't want to go to a real coaster. I don't
Speaker 4: want to be on a hot air balloon.
Speaker 2: I want to sky dive.
Speaker 3: I don't want to. I don't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I don't want to do that.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm just like I wouldn't like whatever we here, never
Speaker 1: had the intention for me get in a plane and
Speaker 1: like fall from the fucking sky. Like literally, why would
Speaker 1: I be doing.
Speaker 3: I just don't want to.
Speaker 1: I used to like and you have to train for it.
Speaker 1: You have to like do shit to get to Like
Speaker 1: I could just do someone on my back, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you would have to.
Speaker 2: You just want I want a man close to me.
Speaker 2: I also only I know I only watch guy on
Speaker 2: guy porn because I like respect the woman exactly.
Speaker 3: No, I knew that about you. I caught it a
Speaker 3: couple of times in the past three days.
Speaker 1: Three days. Well, you have a problem with like porn.
Speaker 2: It's not a problem. I'm just studying.
Speaker 3: I just think it's you know, it's we're working on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, you're gonna help him.
Speaker 2: You're gonna think church tomorrow.
Speaker 1: I mean you're.
Speaker 3: Actually sing him yeah, and a lot of church potla.
Speaker 2: Yes, what are you bringing? Mac and cheese? Cheese?
Speaker 3: What is it a cast role?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: I've never had a castle life, I say, I like, really, oh,
Speaker 3: it comes along with it.
Speaker 1: It's just like I don't think I've ever had a castrole.
Speaker 1: And I don't know if I can say what a
Speaker 1: cast role is, like, I don't know what.
Speaker 3: It's a dish of like stand goods in one.
Speaker 2: It's just a mushy pile of yumminess. But I'm also white,
Speaker 2: so I love a good castle role. Yeah, you up
Speaker 2: a castle, green bean green bean castle.
Speaker 3: I'm alway of green beans.
Speaker 2: So really a red.
Speaker 6: Flag, yeige, there's red flags because I was thinking about
Speaker 6: I've been thinking a lot about my red flags lately.
Speaker 4: I actually I was just like, w I am the
Speaker 4: biggest lesbian red flag ever exists, and one is a Starbucks.
Speaker 2: I know you're pulling up with a Starbucks, but.
Speaker 1: Like literally like warm, like you've been carrying more like
Speaker 1: three discussing.
Speaker 3: I'm like a human astra. I love analog cigarettes.
Speaker 4: I love you can get down with literally favored your
Speaker 4: canceling Jenniver takea for smoking a cigarette. I'm like, damn,
Speaker 4: they really they gave up on me, because no one's
Speaker 4: ever done that.
Speaker 5: You need to say, no one wants to say.
Speaker 1: It was like, oh, I'll start the movie, honey I've
Speaker 1: been talking to that was sixteen.
Speaker 3: Okay, you're not fixing me. You can't fix me.
Speaker 1: I'll do the thing where it's like I'll record you
Speaker 1: for like three seconds and then be like she said,
Speaker 1: if this gets a million, like.
Speaker 2: She'll stop smoking my grandma.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's what I need.
Speaker 3: That's the push you need, you need like how many
Speaker 3: legs would it take? Honestly?
Speaker 4: Like, and I can't even give you a number because
Speaker 4: I have been to the dentist trying to get my
Speaker 4: teeth white and they were like, you can't smoke for
Speaker 4: three days, and.
Speaker 3: I have left and paid the fee, like I have
Speaker 3: been like, I'm so sorry three days.
Speaker 2: Barbie famously rolls her own cigarettes, which is really crazy.
Speaker 2: I love that energy.
Speaker 3: I do roll my own cigarettes.
Speaker 4: I've like smoked everything cigarette wise tobacco wise. I've like
Speaker 4: just spoke like more about twenty sevens. I like Jeweled
Speaker 4: for like a long time and.
Speaker 2: Then jewels were they ruined my life.
Speaker 3: Drew and I Juwe and I did discuss having like
Speaker 3: biological children. Oh my god, Oh wait, y'all like actually,
Speaker 3: did y'all consider I fixed my depression?
Speaker 4: And I think baby before, but like it might just
Speaker 4: fix all my problems if I have a baby.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just put a baby on top of everything.
Speaker 2: I really do need a child.
Speaker 4: I knew a child mostly because I want because I'm
Speaker 4: watching selling Sunsid. I was telling you gave me baby fever.
Speaker 4: Because it's like they're never with their kids, but they're
Speaker 4: always like, I'm gonna go back to my son.
Speaker 3: Okay, I done this drama. They're like, I'm going to
Speaker 3: go back to my son.
Speaker 1: And I have Oh that is such a good like argument,
Speaker 1: Like I literally have a fucking kid. I can't be
Speaker 1: doing this mother, I have to I.
Speaker 2: Have to go.
Speaker 4: And they're like like versaucey like get up and they're like,
Speaker 4: oh my god, this is so disgusting.
Speaker 3: And it's like everyone's like, yeah, I get a.
Speaker 2: Girl that comes along with last season.
Speaker 3: I just watched it was so good, But I don't
Speaker 3: watch it like Chris, like we.
Speaker 4: Miss we miss Christine. But there's a couple of girls
Speaker 4: who are fighting for the Christine spot.
Speaker 3: I don't know if they're winning.
Speaker 1: I don't know if she's just irreplaceable.
Speaker 4: Well yes, but there's again there's a few girls that
Speaker 4: are trying to be like the bitch, and you can't
Speaker 4: try to either the villain.
Speaker 2: Or you're not that conversation all the time, where like
Speaker 2: we gotta start being nicer to the villains of reality
Speaker 2: TV because they are what makes it interesting. And if
Speaker 2: like the invention of the internet like along with like
Speaker 2: reality TV, it kind of like ruined it because everybody's like,
Speaker 2: fuck this bitch and tries to like ruin their career,
Speaker 2: Like no, we need the villains we need and you
Speaker 2: either are a villain or you're not, and you can't
Speaker 2: make yourself a villain.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Sometimes when I'm like feeling like really burnt out, I
Speaker 4: just want to watch something that has no plot, no villains, nothing,
Speaker 4: And even like I'm watching the Secret Life of Pets
Speaker 4: and as soon as I started getting like too crazy,
Speaker 4: I turned it off because I was like I need
Speaker 4: to watch a SpongeBob episode. I know in fifteen minutes
Speaker 4: you'll there's a conflict and then there's a resolution. Yea, yeah,
Speaker 4: Like the villains are what makes the steaks high. Sometimes
Speaker 4: I don't want high stakes. Sometimes I watch the lowest steaks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the like most empty thing ever.
Speaker 3: I should just start watching, Like what's the kids watching?
Speaker 3: Bluey Am?
Speaker 2: I like out of it, Like I know have Yeah,
Speaker 2: we're about that.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean, are you all gonna let your
Speaker 1: kids watch like Cocoa Melon? Or are you gonna actually.
Speaker 3: Takes we're gonna do go straight to like Shindler's List?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, falling and yeah the ones, Like it's.
Speaker 3: Gonna work like a film, like an annoying film?
Speaker 2: Bro, do we want that?
Speaker 3: Or do we want that?
Speaker 2: I think? So?
Speaker 3: Yeah, like what what are we trying to?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 3: What do you think? I think?
Speaker 1: It also depends like if y'all have like a boy,
Speaker 1: like are y'all gonna make an annoying boy? Or if
Speaker 1: you have a girl, are you gonna make her?
Speaker 2: Like we're gonna have the girl, Like they're gonna have
Speaker 2: the girl and she's gonna be an annoying, pretentious film,
Speaker 2: but she's gonna have swag and charisma that like it's infectious,
Speaker 2: so it's not pretentious, you know, Like if I went
Speaker 2: on like a few about movies, what.
Speaker 1: I just don't know that, like you're the.
Speaker 2: Love described.
Speaker 3: I think I want, I don't. It turns out you.
Speaker 2: Should watch Solo. Okay, it's like a really good movie.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, like Pitch have you seen it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like it's basically a out like sodomy and
Speaker 2: like eating shit and stuff.
Speaker 4: Oh oh is it that where they all are like
Speaker 4: in the the human sense, they're like little bowl?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, I've been there, but yeah, oh so yeah.
Speaker 2: Also, this film called Two Girls, One Cup is actually really.
Speaker 1: That was a good one.
Speaker 2: When I was in high school, I like had like
Speaker 2: a really like nihilistic arc, like it was really really
Speaker 2: gnarly existential vibes. I genuinely like was convinced that I
Speaker 2: was an alien at one point.
Speaker 3: This is why we're together.
Speaker 2: I know, we're like twins because y'all are.
Speaker 1: Both actually fucking crazy Like wow, wow, okays, whatever. Well,
Speaker 1: I decided that I don't need to be hanging out
Speaker 1: with anybody younger than twenty one ever again. Because I've
Speaker 1: decided my biggest pet peeve it's here. Oh yeah, he's
Speaker 1: you should know you're dating.
Speaker 3: The legs of Sleep. It's not company here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was so slick. I like acted like I
Speaker 2: was leaving, but I actually grabbed my vape and hit it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no one has to see it. But I just
Speaker 3: don't need to be around.
Speaker 1: I've decided my biggest pet peeve is when someone a
Speaker 1: little younger than me says like some shit where they
Speaker 1: think they're bringing like a really intense conversation to the table,
Speaker 1: and it's like, you know, like what I realized recently
Speaker 1: is I just need to surround myself with people who
Speaker 1: I trust. Yeah, and I'm like, you just found this,
Speaker 1: not what's happening, Like, like, what are we talking about?
Speaker 3: I'm twenty four, Yeah, I'm twenty six. So much on
Speaker 3: everyone here and it's okay, but.
Speaker 1: Yeah that yeah, Kai's eight thousand years old.
Speaker 3: Thirty eight.
Speaker 1: No, we weren't going to let you go eight.
Speaker 3: No, he's twenty nine.
Speaker 2: I don't think about that now.
Speaker 1: Eight. Hello, he's twenty nine, but like forty eight in
Speaker 1: dog years or well, how does it go? Like you're
Speaker 1: really old? Wait, we were literally just talking about like
Speaker 1: you saw everybody posting like the dog who's like thirty,
Speaker 1: like the oldest dog ever. Now, I'm like, put him
Speaker 1: out of his fucking.
Speaker 3: No, he's they usually.
Speaker 1: Live too long. Like we need to, like we need
Speaker 1: to just have a service. Like I wish we could
Speaker 1: read their brain ways and see if they wanted to
Speaker 1: be around anymore, because in dog years, that thing is
Speaker 1: two hundred and forty years old. Like put it out
Speaker 1: like it doesn't want to be here. There's no way
Speaker 1: it wants to be here.
Speaker 2: It's not even aware that it's here. I like, that's
Speaker 2: the thing.
Speaker 4: I love that back to the thing about like twenty
Speaker 4: one year olds and under, because I think this like
Speaker 4: somehow connects to my brain. But like that is the
Speaker 4: kind of ship that I have been seeing on my reels.
Speaker 3: Let's address my algorithm a little bit.
Speaker 4: It's actually like so I have been like getting a
Speaker 4: lot of like like because I make fun of it,
Speaker 4: I get a lot of people or make fun of it.
Speaker 3: Not I just like send it to people.
Speaker 4: It's entertaining and I do support like you know, young people,
Speaker 4: young people like expressing them songs on the internet. It's
Speaker 4: all like it's all like you know, like when he's
Speaker 4: at your locker and like he doesn't trust you, and
Speaker 4: he like lies to you about the text and it's
Speaker 4: like I'm deep in the drama.
Speaker 3: And I've also been watching like college like loyalty tests.
Speaker 2: Like this, and they have millions of likes.
Speaker 3: It's crazy crazy, and it's like so like under twenty one,
Speaker 3: I don't even know what it's like, Wow.
Speaker 4: He's really going to the girl's crib and like he
Speaker 4: has a girlfriend right here.
Speaker 2: And it's.
Speaker 1: It's like tiversay, have good time.
Speaker 3: I have a job challenge.
Speaker 8: Everyone was going to talk about fifteen year olds like
Speaker 8: it has to be fifteen year old to chargy with it,
Speaker 8: like fuck, Like that's like yeah, that's when I was
Speaker 8: in middle school and I was like, fuck, I can't
Speaker 8: believe I have.
Speaker 1: To have sex next year, like in eighth grade, like
Speaker 1: I thought, it's.
Speaker 3: Like my friend isn't like honest with me. I'm like,
Speaker 3: you're seventeen years old, Like I just it's okay.
Speaker 1: He was never going to tell you the truth.
Speaker 4: I'm even reading like I don't know if I'm just
Speaker 4: being I'm like in an era right now that I
Speaker 4: don't even know what to name it.
Speaker 3: But I've been reading this like like gen reality. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's like my like I'm.
Speaker 4: Observing like the twenty one year old and like seeing
Speaker 4: because I'm no longer twenty one and I you know,
Speaker 4: still feel like I am like a teenager times.
Speaker 3: And I'm like what am I going through? Like a
Speaker 3: quarter life crisis like teenagers on TV? Like I'm aged
Speaker 3: out of it, Like I'm like now I college age.
Speaker 2: I'm like, holy, now your lead. You're the lead.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're the girl.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sometimes the girls. Sometimes I'm just a team player.
Speaker 2: I thought we were going to talk about your buttholes
Speaker 2: and boobs are algorithm.
Speaker 1: Oh well also not only that, but that that being
Speaker 1: your algorithm does kind of make sense and puts a
Speaker 1: lot of things into perspective because like the third time
Speaker 1: we hung out, we just watched porn.
Speaker 2: Yeah we did.
Speaker 3: It wasn't like it was like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we weren't like this is on the TV, I know,
Speaker 1: like the garf. We weren't like all like jerk watching.
Speaker 2: It was literally the scariest I've ever seen dragged.
Speaker 4: Yeah, eggs mine algorithm is like I think Instagram now
Speaker 4: like fully just allows like whatever, like they're down like whatever.
Speaker 3: I've seen a whole. Honestly, I wonder if it's like
Speaker 3: just not like going under the radar. Oh, actually I
Speaker 3: have I see you know those girls. It's like it's
Speaker 3: like such a like it's like it's like algorithm. I'mretty
Speaker 3: sure it's not. But it's like those girls with like
Speaker 3: ten million legs and they just like have like these
Speaker 3: giant titties.
Speaker 1: Yet it's all the whole, Like it went from that
Speaker 1: to three Best Oils.
Speaker 3: Time Business on reels. I'm literally on like steroid guy
Speaker 3: like reels because I find it hilarious amazing because it's
Speaker 3: like creating insane like everything. Oh my god, I'm I'm
Speaker 3: your love.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it makes me nice and big? What is it?
Speaker 2: It's like it's good for recovery, but it also is
Speaker 2: like low key a vaso dilator. Maybe I don't know
Speaker 2: if it's dilator.
Speaker 3: Like I like literally went to college for a week, so.
Speaker 2: I mean actually literally mean, but it uh is like
Speaker 2: a vasodilator or something like that, or like water to
Speaker 2: your muscles. But basically it makes you look bigger after
Speaker 2: you work out.
Speaker 1: Can I shoot it into my ass?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yeah we should. We should start injecting it into certain parts.
Speaker 3: And see what happened.
Speaker 2: I think I'm going to get silicon balls implanted.
Speaker 3: What's with your balls?
Speaker 2: Ro, I just want them to be bigger.
Speaker 3: I mean I would have assumed you've been too small
Speaker 3: seen them yet I've seen them.
Speaker 2: You know. I just want to have nothing.
Speaker 3: I have nothing to say, period. You just want giant balls.
Speaker 1: We were just talking about that, and that's like so gross,
Speaker 1: and I'm sorry to anybody who's watching has giant balls,
Speaker 1: but like, get a grip.
Speaker 3: Yeah, apart from Drew, I haven't seen a penis in
Speaker 3: real life.
Speaker 2: And like y and you are so lucky and I'm
Speaker 2: the broken sigma.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Drew turned me out too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys, that's what I'm saying. You guys are
Speaker 1: like healing each other.
Speaker 3: That's what it should be.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 3: I think I'm like out an age where I'm just like,
Speaker 3: I don't I don't need to be gay. I don't
Speaker 3: need this.
Speaker 2: We've literally talked about that, but I don't need to
Speaker 2: be gay anymore.
Speaker 1: Have you seen Saucy Santana on Live with I don't
Speaker 1: know if it was Young Miami or I. I can't
Speaker 1: believe I'm blanking on Karsha. Yeah, I don't know who
Speaker 1: it was, but they were like on Live and Saucy
Speaker 1: Santana was just like, once I hit fifty, I'm not
Speaker 1: doing this gay sh anymore.
Speaker 2: Like you d you don't do it, dude.
Speaker 3: I watched. I'm like again, my alm is straight and
Speaker 3: I'm like I'm fantasizing about it. I'm like this seems
Speaker 3: so like its.
Speaker 7: Chill.
Speaker 3: Yeah, man does the housework. I do my own thing,
Speaker 3: Like that's lit. I love it.
Speaker 1: It is the most simple thing ever. But like people
Speaker 1: are trying to like mess that up, Like people are trying.
Speaker 1: People are trying so hard to be like but like
Speaker 1: work should be equally divided. No hard relationship is I want.
Speaker 3: To do anything, So I don't know what that is.
Speaker 4: Like maybe I just needn't want to, Like I need
Speaker 4: to find someone online, like on like one of those
Speaker 4: you need to get you a fair taker, because that's
Speaker 4: really what I need is just someone who's literally gonna
Speaker 4: hand me the water from over there and just like
Speaker 4: let me be just like.
Speaker 3: In a little bubble.
Speaker 2: I do need to be taken care of, and my
Speaker 2: partner needs to be like either, like like no actually
Speaker 2: needs to be absurdly fucking disgustingly rich, like that's it,
Speaker 2: like I need, that's what I need.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I feel like that's.
Speaker 3: Such a hard to find.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's such a specific market, like you have to
Speaker 1: be such a specific person, and none of us can
Speaker 1: keep our mouth quiet enough to get into like this
Speaker 1: section of life where someone with that much money will
Speaker 1: like but people with that much money want.
Speaker 4: Like silence if they're not they want But it's like
Speaker 4: also people with a lot of money like if you
Speaker 4: and they're like.
Speaker 3: Not like the most fortunate looking person, which is of
Speaker 3: course like all of them.
Speaker 2: Hell hot, what.
Speaker 3: Drew were to I'll sorry here, like I'm sorry, steal
Speaker 3: my man.
Speaker 2: The seconds and my DM I'm leaving.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, no no, no, no no, you'll have
Speaker 1: like three more days.
Speaker 3: We have like the week of versary.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god. What do you guys do for
Speaker 1: your week of versary?
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh. We go to Universal Florida.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna do Universal Florida and get like the
Speaker 2: Big Grand too.
Speaker 4: I've also been really into like Disney bounding, like not
Speaker 4: like personally, but just observing you need.
Speaker 2: To do Disney, Like come, you know, I'm witty and uh,
Speaker 2: you're the the what is the girl for Jesse?
Speaker 3: Jesse?
Speaker 2: And then your like, mister potato.
Speaker 1: Head, I love it, actually, potato head.
Speaker 2: Now, so.
Speaker 3: That's not saying being straight is easy. I like what
Speaker 3: I'm talking about. It's like, you know, I love be gay.
Speaker 3: I love to be gay as gay gay too, but
Speaker 3: it's it's sometimes it's just easier. Since why we found
Speaker 3: each other, Yeah, we don't have the same goal.
Speaker 2: We're settling down.
Speaker 3: Oh, the goal was just to like make it work,
Speaker 3: make it work, and like let's give no, like there's
Speaker 3: no other way but to make this work.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean before you know it, you'll be like thirty.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 8: Then what.
Speaker 2: I mean he guy's doing good for himself.
Speaker 1: I mean you're pushing really, so he's pushing it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Mark the thirty. I mean it's the closest you
Speaker 3: could get to thirty other than being thirty. It truly
Speaker 3: is when's your birthday? What's your sign?
Speaker 1: I know that makes sense?
Speaker 3: May twenty ninth, twenty seventh? Is it May twenty?
Speaker 2: Do you know a lot of just like astrology?
Speaker 3: No, I just like to pretend.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, what is it?
Speaker 1: What is It's hard?
Speaker 3: It's hard to be gay?
Speaker 1: You've never been in a conversation with someone you're flirting
Speaker 1: with and acted like you knew exactly what was happening
Speaker 1: with astrology show.
Speaker 4: Absolutely every single person I date, it's like each other
Speaker 4: in the pattern and then it's always like something awful
Speaker 4: because I didn't like and they're like, you know what,
Speaker 4: this is even better because like we're gonna like overcome
Speaker 4: and then we don't.
Speaker 3: We do not overcomment. I've also been dating all of
Speaker 3: turuses that has to come to an end.
Speaker 2: No more aren't good.
Speaker 3: It's like the only time I won't do right now?
Speaker 1: Wait, who feel like?
Speaker 2: There's a lot of tourists in the world. Is that
Speaker 2: the what is it? Oriyan's birthday is the mode, which
Speaker 2: is a scorpio Scorpio.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of oh my god, she's a burgh.
Speaker 2: Wait wait wait what was it? What was it saying
Speaker 2: there's like a lot of them in the world.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, there's like a lot of there's a lot
Speaker 3: of sages too.
Speaker 4: I feel like, but my mom says she she conceived
Speaker 4: me on Saint Patrick's Day, which is ridiculous because I'm like,
Speaker 4: I've never once she celebrated Saint Patrick's Day alive like
Speaker 4: went to.
Speaker 1: Like she probably a really good fucking party.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like she just.
Speaker 2: The number one really. Yeah, I'm people who know, like.
Speaker 3: I just I just like to say it. I just
Speaker 3: like to be like, I'm massage whatever. Nicki Minaj is s.
Speaker 1: I know that's I was literally about to quote her.
Speaker 1: I'm an Aquarius. Everybody always guesses me, right, which just
Speaker 1: makes me feel annoying. Yeah, everybody's like, you're an Aquarius.
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, can I say I'm a piss People
Speaker 2: freak the funk out because then I'm like, oh, I'm
Speaker 2: like a Pisces And they're like, what's the other one
Speaker 2: And I'm I don't know if it's like a moon
Speaker 2: or something like what the other sign is? And I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm a Piscey's Gemini. And when I tell them that,
Speaker 2: they freak the fuck out, like in the craziest way.
Speaker 2: They're like Gemini, Yeah, Gemini together exactly exactly. But yeah,
Speaker 2: they tell me I'm like the worst person ever that
Speaker 2: I'm like manipulative, evil, emotional, the victim. Like I love
Speaker 2: that exactly. They actually have.
Speaker 3: Been looking for someone who just serves victim all day
Speaker 3: because I want me the villain and I want like, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: He can help you, thank you, or I can help you.
Speaker 1: Be like attack him if you want, it would be easy. Also, sorry,
Speaker 1: I was just on my phone. My mom was calling me,
Speaker 1: and that's either to pay the phone bill or something
Speaker 1: bad happened, because I'm always convinced someone's calling you on
Speaker 1: the phone it's something bad.
Speaker 4: Every time my mom called me the phone, I answer
Speaker 4: it like in a haste, like is everyone alive, and
Speaker 4: she's like, yeah, okay, goodness all I mean, and she's
Speaker 4: still that fearing me.
Speaker 1: I know. Literally, that's like anybody for my family calls,
Speaker 1: I'm like, something bad, terribly bad has happened. And then
Speaker 1: I'm like what happened? And they're like I just want
Speaker 1: to want to say, Nah, you're.
Speaker 2: I did it? Do you know what sensory deprivation tank case? Okay,
Speaker 2: so have you ever done one?
Speaker 3: I did a sensory deprivation room.
Speaker 1: Okay, Like you might have done the same thing, because
Speaker 1: what you were describing was so bit.
Speaker 2: Mine was like a giant room with a puddle on
Speaker 2: the floor.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's the room because you can go into
Speaker 3: a pod.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to do the traffic.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and if you.
Speaker 1: Above, like naked floating around exactly.
Speaker 2: No. I was genuinely paranoid that there were cameras me too.
Speaker 2: In the longer room.
Speaker 1: I was like, I was like laying down and then
Speaker 1: I got up and I kind of did like a
Speaker 1: very like maybe schizo effective thing, and I went around
Speaker 1: and like everything that I could see. It was like
Speaker 1: checking thing.
Speaker 2: I like opened the door so the light would come in,
Speaker 2: and I looked around and I was like, Okay, there's
Speaker 2: no cameras in the walls, so that what I'm peeing.
Speaker 4: I'll be like, if you're listening to this year pervert,
Speaker 4: because sometimes I'll be at work and I'll have a mic.
Speaker 3: I don't want to like, no one's listening to it,
Speaker 3: but just in case, I like whisper like threats to people,
Speaker 3: just in case I'm like.
Speaker 7: Peeing whatever and like they can't they can't sell your
Speaker 7: piss track with like yeah you like it, you little
Speaker 7: piss baby, Like I like.
Speaker 3: And I'll check everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I used to like love just like being naked publicly
Speaker 4: and like spas and stuff, and now I'm like really
Speaker 4: paranoor and I think it's the Internet and age.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm the same way I hate being like in
Speaker 2: like the locker room naked. But actually recently I have
Speaker 2: like actually just been like yeah, literally the disgusting man
Speaker 2: that wants.
Speaker 3: To that's all me. I'm like really instilling a lot
Speaker 3: of like confidence, and.
Speaker 1: She's teaching you to like be the man in the room,
Speaker 1: like yeah, I ill, Oh, that's my man, right there?
Speaker 2: Is that your man? That's my man, that's my man.
Speaker 1: I don't mind being but naked asty. Also, something is
Speaker 1: I can't I'm not gonna say that. I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: I was like some desperately wrong with me because I
Speaker 1: have fully felt myself performing for the male gaze. In
Speaker 1: case there's a camera recording me pissed.
Speaker 3: Oh I love that.
Speaker 1: I like, I gotta give it a show if it's happening.
Speaker 2: That's so funny.
Speaker 1: I like I'm like being like.
Speaker 2: Like the Ariana Grande video that I was telling you about.
Speaker 1: Working the camera.
Speaker 3: I want to like get to that level.
Speaker 4: Just like the only thing that matters is how I
Speaker 4: look on camera, which is like a really liberating feeling.
Speaker 3: Sometimes you just you just watch yourself, you ever, just
Speaker 3: watch yourself back and go, you know what it was going? Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just like at this point have accept that
Speaker 1: I genuinely and one of those people are like, I'm
Speaker 1: pretty in person. I'm like, you just have to see
Speaker 1: me in person, Like you don't have to see me
Speaker 1: in video. Like I'm pretty in person.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty on camera and in person. So it's like
Speaker 2: I can't relate to that.
Speaker 1: Well, everyone's definition of pretty is very different too, So
Speaker 1: I'll let you have that because.
Speaker 3: Oh, look at that face. That's what's my favorite face?
Speaker 1: Did you teach him that one?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're sucking the cheek a little bit, clinch of jaw.
Speaker 1: Well, your scary beard covers your but.
Speaker 3: You know what j does have, like such a jaw line.
Speaker 2: I know, it's I hated, it's my biggest insecurity.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's always like, oh, I want to get rid
Speaker 1: of my jaw line, and exactly the opposite.
Speaker 2: Everyone's doing exactly exactly the jaw in I know, it's crazy.
Speaker 2: I saw someone get a botched jaw like filler and
Speaker 2: it was actually so sad because he did not need
Speaker 2: it at all. He looked so good before it, and
Speaker 2: then he got fillers in his jaw and right after
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, it looks good. But like the
Speaker 2: next day and like the next week after it was
Speaker 2: like giving like Handsome Squidward.
Speaker 3: It was giving Handsome Squidward and Los Angeles. Yes, and
Speaker 3: it's just not okay.
Speaker 1: It's like fucked up to think that, Like it's so
Speaker 1: easy to fall into that, especially if you just like
Speaker 1: have the time. That's why we need to go back
Speaker 1: to work.
Speaker 3: That's why I but free time comes like do I
Speaker 3: need to like literally like just be an airwan girl?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 3: I think I need to shape my new clean girl
Speaker 3: set is a cry for help.
Speaker 4: I've been like really on I've been on like a
Speaker 4: lot of like morning routine to talk and it's really
Speaker 4: just a cry for help.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a cry oh oil.
Speaker 1: When it's like I'm like, you know what it is.
Speaker 3: It's like the the more that I'm more I'm into
Speaker 3: my dental hygiene, the worst my brain is. And it's
Speaker 3: just been like I've been really just like following these
Speaker 3: Now when.
Speaker 1: It's done, when you actually commit to doing the teeth winning,
Speaker 1: that's when we'll know we need to step in.
Speaker 3: I do need to commit to the teeth wining.
Speaker 4: Oil pulling is when you switch around cocon oil in
Speaker 4: your mouth and Drews want me to, you know, tell
Speaker 4: the girlies what they know what it is.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I don't have the twenty six year.
Speaker 3: Old who's like, no, I'm my own. My goodness, gracious,
Speaker 3: there's like things you can do for your teeth, and
Speaker 3: I'm like, that's great.
Speaker 4: I've just been putting on my energy into like copying
Speaker 4: and buying products from TikTok influences.
Speaker 2: It's so addicting to like watch them get ready in
Speaker 2: the morning.
Speaker 1: For some reason, no way the.
Speaker 3: Exact same thing at five am, Like it just isn't
Speaker 3: as like asmr as like.
Speaker 4: Also, I always just think like they're putting that camera
Speaker 4: there and they're like, you know what I mean, like
Speaker 4: that the behind the scenes.
Speaker 3: I try not to think of it, like I try
Speaker 3: to think of it as just like natural and I'm like,
Speaker 3: like fun, but no, it's there's a lot.
Speaker 4: I used to be Dirty Girl a sthetic and when
Speaker 4: I was happier, and now it's just like like's.
Speaker 2: It literally is made to like make you feel ashamed
Speaker 2: about yourself and your routine. Everything scary.
Speaker 3: I love. I love like observing different groups of people
Speaker 3: on TikTok and Clean Girl. The Clean Girl one the.
Speaker 1: I know I was sow through someone ship and I'm like,
Speaker 1: there's no way to film all of this in one
Speaker 1: day and just pile it up because like there's no
Speaker 1: way you're doing this shit because I cannot keep up
Speaker 1: with anything any regimement like that. Like I just can't
Speaker 1: do like I I like the max it is is
Speaker 1: like I put on my skincare so that I don't
Speaker 1: get any more acne that is as far as I
Speaker 1: will go, and like a moisturizer. But I cannot do
Speaker 1: like my hair correctly every day. I can't like, I
Speaker 1: can't like so it's all too much. Also, I could
Speaker 1: barely fucking floss every day. And there's teeth in our mouths,
Speaker 1: Like I don't need all these teeth, Like I need
Speaker 1: some of them removed so I don't have to floss
Speaker 1: between every tooth because I just skip out some teeth,
Speaker 1: like the teeth back there. How am I supposed to
Speaker 1: get to that? Like I'll have those ones?
Speaker 4: Like was like trying to get me to buy like
Speaker 4: little mini toothbrushes for the back of my teeth. I'm like, girl,
Speaker 4: you really think I'm gonna sit too much?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I double breast stopped flossing in general, because my
Speaker 2: teeth hurt when I.
Speaker 1: Floss, which is disease, yeah or something, but it's.
Speaker 2: Not my gums. It's like the teeth are too close together.
Speaker 1: And you also just eat like like you eat probably
Speaker 1: the most acidic diet of anybody I've ever known.
Speaker 3: That is literally why we were together.
Speaker 2: Like Tomato, I love like hot cheetos, I love like
Speaker 2: hot cheetos, talkies, and then oranges, like your.
Speaker 3: Gums are like sizzling.
Speaker 1: Well, that's what I'm saying. Like definitely, mixing all those
Speaker 1: things is so bad. Like when I am high. The
Speaker 1: talction of things I gather to my corner to eat
Speaker 1: when I am high is there's no way my stomach
Speaker 1: isn't like blowing the.
Speaker 2: Fuck up every morning and I don't die.
Speaker 1: That is very clean aesthetic and have like a two
Speaker 1: uh things that makes him high.
Speaker 2: He's like a little literally I take a shot of it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I take a shot of it. It gets me like buzz,
Speaker 2: like I feel you for it for like fifteen minutes,
Speaker 2: and then I do it before I eat because I'm
Speaker 2: literally like pre diabetic or something, because like my body
Speaker 2: fails and I have to go to sleep after I eat,
Speaker 2: and this for some reason makes me not tired after
Speaker 2: I eat. It's crazy.
Speaker 3: Also, I guess that's like a placebo effect or do
Speaker 3: you think it's for real? I hope. Actually it doesn't
Speaker 3: really matter.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's working.
Speaker 3: It actually doesn't even matter if it's working.
Speaker 1: Its working.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's my clean Maybe.
Speaker 1: Also because you're on such a sobriety kick, you your
Speaker 1: body has no idea what any kind of alcohol is like,
Speaker 1: and like the minor percent of alcohol and that you're.
Speaker 2: Like, I did have the mother in there exactly is
Speaker 2: being awoken. Yeah, I did have a sip of both
Speaker 2: of and.
Speaker 4: It was I've been sober curious, mostly because I just
Speaker 4: like am THC. Like I'm a strand of THC and
Speaker 4: you can hear from my voice. I like mole and
Speaker 4: I like I am a tacy molecule as a human.
Speaker 4: Also like part nicotine and the other part is like
Speaker 4: powderized pearl powder.
Speaker 2: What it is.
Speaker 1: That's also what's so funny about like being an adult
Speaker 1: who does not treat my body correctly, and then I
Speaker 1: put like ship like that on top of it, as
Speaker 1: it's as if it's gonna undo that. All I do
Speaker 1: is like kill my brain cells at least six times
Speaker 1: a week with any sort of substance, whether it be
Speaker 1: like nicotine, alcohol, or weed. And then I just like
Speaker 1: sprinkle like an air wand.
Speaker 3: Like powder, and I'm like, I do the unspeakable to
Speaker 3: my boy every day.
Speaker 2: But it's giving, Like what's the point like to like
Speaker 2: if you're not box.
Speaker 4: Nitro colbrew every morning these days? It has been my
Speaker 4: addiction for six months. I and it is actually battery.
Speaker 3: Acid like it is.
Speaker 4: I googled, it's like thirty percent more caffeine. I was
Speaker 4: running on like celsius and cigarettes like my entire movie
Speaker 4: I just did for two months. I was eating that
Speaker 4: and then like a boiled egg in the morning, and
Speaker 4: like I was, I was set. And also there was
Speaker 4: like a lot of hot dogs.
Speaker 3: There, so the gloz a lot of guys. I'd be like,
Speaker 3: let me eat some vegetables and like a juice.
Speaker 4: But then I'm gon I go back to like smoking
Speaker 4: a thousand cigarettes and like Celsius, it's.
Speaker 1: Honestly, that is balance, like as long as you're getting
Speaker 1: like the equal amounts of good. But I don't know
Speaker 1: if I get the equal amounts of good because I
Speaker 1: get nothing for that I guess stuck on like one
Speaker 1: fixation food and then I will just eat it like
Speaker 1: over consuming.
Speaker 2: That's literally how I've been recently is I'll drink like
Speaker 2: a coke and then I'll before I finish the coke,
Speaker 2: I have to finish my water. I thought rule and
Speaker 2: I do that with like sustenance in general, where I'm like, okay,
Speaker 2: if I'm gonna eat McDonald's, like I also have to
Speaker 2: eat McDonald's is so fucking good. I have to eat
Speaker 2: something healthy like underrated, it really is.
Speaker 1: It is an underrated influencers who were eating McDonald's all day.
Speaker 3: Everybody.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody's lying like, oh I make my own when
Speaker 1: oats and that girl I eat, like bitch, fuck you.
Speaker 1: It's like my fucking balls, like we're not you know,
Speaker 1: your pachtmakes is going off later that day.
Speaker 4: Like if I were to eat what these girls eat
Speaker 4: every day, like at night, I would have to order
Speaker 4: like all of Taco Bell like I.
Speaker 3: Feel, okay, I need the Red forty. I need like something.
Speaker 4: When I was over, I told you I had a
Speaker 4: Red forty like I needed it, like I felt like
Speaker 4: there was no like hungry. They don't have like any
Speaker 4: like artificial like genetically modified anything there. I think I'm
Speaker 4: just like from experience, from like being like the taste
Speaker 4: of it, like not being satiated for months, and it
Speaker 4: was just like I came back and I was like
Speaker 4: thank God.
Speaker 2: Like I know I need the processed foods in my diet.
Speaker 2: Like if I don't have them, it doesn't feel right.
Speaker 2: Like the ketchup, right, yeah, the ketchup in Europe. Like
Speaker 2: I don't know why the fuck I'm saying this, but
Speaker 2: it's like neon red and it I feel like it's
Speaker 2: maybe that's not real cats up. I feel like it's
Speaker 2: more natural, So is that real?
Speaker 3: That's just like a fucking like is that what you
Speaker 3: really call ketchup? Cats up?
Speaker 2: I just call it h no cap no.
Speaker 1: No cap oh. Actually, in honor of Mental Health Awareness Month,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna see this is why I'm doing this. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna fifty one to fifty both of you after.
Speaker 4: I'm like really in my depression era, but it's kind
Speaker 4: of like fun.
Speaker 1: It's a little sometimes it's necessary, especially like I feel
Speaker 1: like you were just over stimulated and like really in
Speaker 1: it for so long, like you need full decompression and
Speaker 1: like your deprivation tank is your couch.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, it's like I like let my dog out.
Speaker 3: I just look around and was like everything's pointless and
Speaker 3: this is comforting.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, it's nice. But then like it, I always
Speaker 1: am like, oh this is bad when like it starts
Speaker 1: to like bother me that I'm doing it? Does that
Speaker 1: make sense?
Speaker 2: Like me?
Speaker 3: Every day every day, I for years of my life,
Speaker 3: I've been like I need to change. I need to
Speaker 3: change everything everything is.
Speaker 4: And it's like I can look through my journals like
Speaker 4: every day it's like I need to change, something needs some.
Speaker 3: Needs to change, and nothing ever changes, and I'm kind
Speaker 3: of just like, you know, maybe it's just like radical
Speaker 3: acceptance to just accept that you will not change. Wow.
Speaker 1: I mean also like it is true because all the
Speaker 1: things that I think I need to change is because
Speaker 1: like bitches on TikTok live differently, and I'm like, damn
Speaker 1: y'all really like the girls who go to the farmer's
Speaker 1: market every Sunday, It is a blessing in my life
Speaker 1: if I make it out one Sunday.
Speaker 3: Their job is to go to the farmer's market and
Speaker 3: make a video about it.
Speaker 1: So it's like we all need to shift are we
Speaker 1: need to share being outside, We need to go outside.
Speaker 4: I feel like whatever I do anything for work, it's
Speaker 4: like I'm a different person. I'm like, yeah, I'm a
Speaker 4: fucking doing I'm gonna work like I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna put everything into it, and then I'm home.
Speaker 4: It's like I don't have the motivation to walk around
Speaker 4: the block.
Speaker 3: And again that's a lesbian red flag. Lesbians love to
Speaker 3: take a walk around the block. It is like, I'm not.
Speaker 4: Kidding, it's been like my date like a woman or
Speaker 4: a queererson. It's like, why don't you ever want to
Speaker 4: take a walk around the block with me? I'm like,
Speaker 4: because I literally would rather I would.
Speaker 1: Actually why is that such a like that is maybe
Speaker 1: there's we need to do like an analyzation of like
Speaker 1: dad behavior and lesbian behavior the same, because yeah, because
Speaker 1: it's like the same. Oh, I can make that. I
Speaker 1: can make that at home. That's dad behavior, and I
Speaker 1: feel like that's a big lesbian thing. Is like I
Speaker 1: can make that for you, Like, don't buy it, I
Speaker 1: can make it for you.
Speaker 4: I'm find you like my the Starbucks is like my
Speaker 4: most shameful red flag because you would think that I'm
Speaker 4: like the I've been. I'm a convicted felon for like
Speaker 4: drinking Starbucks with lesbians because they're addicted to like really
Speaker 4: cool like.
Speaker 3: Coffee shops and like black coffee with no sugar milk.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, honestly, like it's like something I have
Speaker 4: to come out and say that I drink Starbucks.
Speaker 2: Do you ever fake it?
Speaker 1: Do you ever trying to fake?
Speaker 3: A lot of time I love to fake for the
Speaker 3: first few different I'm not, I put it in the
Speaker 3: mug and I'm like, I'm so embarrassed.
Speaker 1: It's like that guy on TikTok who shows like how
Speaker 1: an alcohol like hides their alcohol. It's Barbie doing that
Speaker 1: with a mile of cups. And it's like just like
Speaker 1: the cold broom between.
Speaker 4: My most like rebellious act is to have a Starbucks
Speaker 4: in the morning as a game.
Speaker 3: And I'm not kidding. I'm like everyone's like there's so
Speaker 3: many good coffee. I'm like, I don't want that. I
Speaker 3: want my comfort more caffeine battery acids with a little
Speaker 3: bit of cream in it. Dairy dairy.
Speaker 1: Also, there's something we said, a lot of coffee shops
Speaker 1: are so gross, Like a lot of their coffee is
Speaker 1: fucking nasty.
Speaker 3: And then it's always different every day and I like
Speaker 3: a little bit of sweet, don't like it too sweet.
Speaker 3: So it's like it's just also be coming out and
Speaker 3: saying that I like sugar in my coffee. Who like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, I right now, I like, I'm not
Speaker 3: ready to give up Starbucks and like sitting off my couch.
Speaker 2: You're not ready to give.
Speaker 1: Up Starbucks and start walking around the block. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: block is crazy. My dad made us do that. Every
Speaker 1: time we came home from a restaurant.
Speaker 3: He was like, let's go on a walk.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, bitch, I want to go and sleep,
Speaker 1: and he's like, we should go on a walk around
Speaker 1: the block.
Speaker 3: It's eleven pm. I will walk around the block is
Speaker 3: my worst nightmare. I literally get triggered when I hear it.
Speaker 4: Now I'm just like, this is not okay because I like,
Speaker 4: literally it's been so many people and it's just like
Speaker 4: you never want to do anything I want to do,
Speaker 4: which is walk around the block.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, yeah, then I won't do it.
Speaker 1: That's where I draw the fuck. I don't care not
Speaker 1: walking around the block.
Speaker 3: I will go on a hike I will go somewhere
Speaker 3: to walk. But I'm just why would I.
Speaker 4: Walk around watching something? It's like I'm watching something comes
Speaker 4: in the room. Let's go for a walk on the block.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm the middle of something. I'm a suffish
Speaker 4: person here.
Speaker 3: That's my other red flag.
Speaker 2: I say, I love hearing your red flags, and I'll
Speaker 2: tell it. We'll tell you ours, but like, give us
Speaker 2: one more good one.
Speaker 3: What's my other red flag? My other red.
Speaker 2: Flash Starbucks, anti walk around, the.
Speaker 4: Walking around the block, couch. I think my red flag
Speaker 4: is that I.
Speaker 3: Sleep off. I like you should know drew the last
Speaker 3: few nights together.
Speaker 4: Sleep No, not only just that I have like the
Speaker 4: most chaotic sleeping like I like am like sideways on
Speaker 4: the bed, the kicking and thrashing.
Speaker 2: Thrashing am pretty.
Speaker 4: I don't scream, but I I I like cannot sleep
Speaker 4: like I but I sleep for twelve fourteen hours because
Speaker 4: I cannot sleep because I'm always just moving around.
Speaker 3: So that's my red flat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess I wonder if like my intense like
Speaker 1: man snoring would be a red flag.
Speaker 2: I sleep in like I sleep like this.
Speaker 4: I sleep that's really good because I've learned that I
Speaker 4: sleep the worst sleep position that you can.
Speaker 3: It's literally the worst position you can. Is like it's
Speaker 3: like with a pillow like this cranked.
Speaker 4: Neck like literally like forty five degree angle. It is
Speaker 4: like I'm like I'm on my stomach, i can't breathe.
Speaker 4: My leg is like not supported by anything. It's just
Speaker 4: like I wake up everybody with like shoulder pain.
Speaker 3: It's great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I sleep on my side like all crunched up
Speaker 1: and rolled into a little corner, and then every morning
Speaker 1: like to unwrap myself. It's like like it's like unwrapping
Speaker 1: like a dead person's body every morning.
Speaker 3: So that's maybe a red flag.
Speaker 1: But I don't know, Like I haven't gotten any complaints
Speaker 1: about my snoring. I've just been lucky that anybody who's
Speaker 1: sleeping next to me is usually a really heavy sleeper.
Speaker 1: I don't like sleeper.
Speaker 2: My red flag is that I banged everyone's mamas all
Speaker 2: the time. That was not that that's like not a
Speaker 2: red flag.
Speaker 1: Well, because she was just easy. She was like an
Speaker 1: easy one.
Speaker 3: She was all over the other day. Not though he's changed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Barbie did have to fight your mom for actually,
Speaker 1: and she did win.
Speaker 2: So your mom's an up now.
Speaker 1: My red flag is definitely that I need attention at
Speaker 1: all times, and if I'm not giving that attention, I
Speaker 1: will get that attention as elsewhere, Like I won't like
Speaker 1: I won't cheat, but like, if like you don't give
Speaker 1: me attention, I will get the attention. Like, so do
Speaker 1: not put me in a position.
Speaker 2: Where I have to go find that easy for you
Speaker 2: to get the attention.
Speaker 1: So if I'm hosting a selfie, it's because I'm not
Speaker 1: getting enough attention.
Speaker 3: If you're posing selfie, just know I'm single.
Speaker 1: They do literally, it's like.
Speaker 3: It's like clockwork. It's like, all right, a single So
Speaker 3: I need to post a single selfe right now. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I am single and it's been a while and I
Speaker 3: have not posted any selfie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you're like it's like auctioning yourself out. It's like,
Speaker 1: so anyone have anyone?
Speaker 4: I used to this really anxiously like I need attention
Speaker 4: all the time kind of person. And now I've turned
Speaker 4: again in my villain era, I have become the monster
Speaker 4: herself and I'm the person who's like detached.
Speaker 3: I don't know what happened. It's my villain orc. Something
Speaker 3: is wrong, something's wrong with me. I feel thinks a
Speaker 3: certain point.
Speaker 1: It's just like I don't want.
Speaker 2: All the time to every generation. Everybody just becomes cold
Speaker 2: and heartless.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody gets to the point where it's it's beautiful,
Speaker 1: It's it's like flip soon, what's that?
Speaker 3: What's that like dark Knight quote whatever, where it's like
Speaker 3: you live long enough to see your hero a T shirt?
Speaker 1: We need to edit you, like with crazy film like
Speaker 1: Shadow long enough.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So that's my other red flag. I will get attention
Speaker 1: if I don't get it, Like if I don't get it,
Speaker 1: I will get it, like, don't even question it, like
Speaker 1: you're done, Like, don't play because the attention will get
Speaker 1: gone and the attention is needed to fuel my lifestyle. Yeah, because, oh,
Speaker 1: Drew has been cheating on you with Kai by the way, Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you're you've been You've been sitting across the man
Speaker 1: who's literally hitting it from the back, like every night
Speaker 1: you're topping. Yeah, Drew, I thought I was your top.
Speaker 3: You are.
Speaker 1: Get like that every day?
Speaker 3: Who's better?
Speaker 2: And you?
Speaker 3: I think you're as he did.
Speaker 2: I did not. I did not.
Speaker 1: I did not.
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 1: Well that we need to talk about how hard it
Speaker 1: is to be the only straight person in the room,
Speaker 1: Like it's just like in twenty twenty three, it's really hard,
Speaker 1: like I went to a.
Speaker 3: Room alienated being gay too, Like it's it's too prevalent
Speaker 3: society now I kind of want to be like sometimes I'm.
Speaker 2: Just like, it's it's just too many of them saying
Speaker 2: earlier the gay age, and it's a very real thing.
Speaker 3: It's real.
Speaker 4: It's fucking real. And like I'm for sure accidentally promoting
Speaker 4: it all day, literally.
Speaker 1: Like all this unconsciously you are promoting promoting it. But yeah,
Speaker 1: so that's by the way, I can't think of other
Speaker 1: red flegs because I genuinely am always like I'm a
Speaker 1: good person, Like I'm not a red flax, but I'm
Speaker 1: like I get like very snappy when I don't want
Speaker 1: to be around anybody anymore, Like.
Speaker 4: Instead of being instead of being like, I don't want
Speaker 4: to use my voice sometimes no, instead of like being like.
Speaker 1: Oh, hey, like I don't want to hang out right now,
Speaker 1: I'll just like hang out and then be a fucking
Speaker 1: bitch for like three hours until the person is like,
Speaker 1: should we like not be chilling right now? And I'm
Speaker 1: like yes, like or actually I turn out on them
Speaker 1: I'm like, Oh, so you don't want to be around me.
Speaker 1: I'm like, just too.
Speaker 3: I love I'm a sassy girl. I loving sassy. I
Speaker 3: think it keeps it spicy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, someone needs to do it.
Speaker 3: Someone does need to do it. I'm the sassy one usually.
Speaker 2: Oh, I've said it once before. I think now it's
Speaker 2: probably more like thirty five thousand people have jacked off
Speaker 2: to me.
Speaker 3: I just don't.
Speaker 2: I haven't, but I publicly stated that I thought, like
Speaker 2: at least thirty two thousand people have jerked off to me,
Speaker 2: and everyone was like bodying me in the comments, and yeah,
Speaker 2: fucking right.
Speaker 3: Do you think they're jerking off too? Like, particularly, do
Speaker 3: you think there's.
Speaker 2: Like one the image of me, like the particular.
Speaker 4: Image, Like is there like a clip or like a
Speaker 4: photo that you think it's just my personality?
Speaker 3: I just give.
Speaker 1: Maybe, but like you're leading too much into the idea
Speaker 1: that people have that kind of imagination, and like it's
Speaker 1: just like at this point, like or maybe someone's deep
Speaker 1: faked you onto some action.
Speaker 2: No, I haven't been deep faked one, and I haven't
Speaker 2: gotten to come tribute to and I still haven't gotten
Speaker 2: a come tribute, which is fucking insane.
Speaker 3: We got to contribute. When someone prints out a photo
Speaker 3: of you comes on it and yeah, I just had to.
Speaker 2: Like need that. I need that. I said, that's my
Speaker 2: red flag. One of my red flags is no come tribute.
Speaker 1: The other one is just like a clean person like
Speaker 1: I just like it's like I can see myself arguing
Speaker 1: in a relationship with Drew over like things big moves. Oh,
Speaker 1: I he's like a big Like if you leave something
Speaker 1: in your spot and he doesn't like the spot, he'll
Speaker 1: make a new spot a mess.
Speaker 3: Okay, another I am walking with flag.
Speaker 4: It's like, actually, just it's dawned on me that I, yes,
Speaker 4: I'm I have a juicy ass, but that is just
Speaker 4: not enough.
Speaker 1: Per this isn't enough to carry over. It has when
Speaker 1: I look at you in your life, so I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're perfect in my eyes. But that's also like then
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't I wouldn't see like the problems
Speaker 1: in dating you. But I think that's because we also
Speaker 1: get along so well, Like all three of us got
Speaker 1: along so well. Because I look at my friends all
Speaker 1: the time, I'm like, damn, what would make you bad
Speaker 1: in a relationship, Like it's kind of hard to tell
Speaker 1: until that person says those things.
Speaker 4: I date people who are like like like a bit
Speaker 4: older than me, and they have like their life like
Speaker 4: semi together, like in like in a way that's like
Speaker 4: I'm my life together.
Speaker 3: In a lot of ways.
Speaker 4: And then I have it like I like live like
Speaker 4: a frat bro sometimes like I'm smoking weed, I'm drinking selsias,
Speaker 4: I'm like eating like airw on fake sugar snacks like
Speaker 4: for lunchon dinner, which I did yesterday.
Speaker 3: Have you had the little like fucking no sugar wan.
Speaker 3: They're so nasty.
Speaker 2: And they like stick to your teeth.
Speaker 3: Yes, they will knock it off my teeth. I like,
Speaker 3: you know, I think I'm like a catch all the
Speaker 3: time because I lie. In the first few weeks, I
Speaker 3: lie lied like I do lie.
Speaker 1: And then because I I have the problem where I
Speaker 1: play cool girl. That's a big red flags. I play
Speaker 1: cool girl where I'm like, this doesn't bother me, Nothing
Speaker 1: bothers me. It takes so much to bother me. But really,
Speaker 1: like I'm actually losing my fucking mind and I'm like
Speaker 1: two seconds away from buying a gun and shooting all
Speaker 1: the tires of the person I'm talking to because I
Speaker 1: never want them to be able to leave their house
Speaker 1: again because they're pissing me off. But I will hold
Speaker 1: all that in and like hold it in, and then
Speaker 1: the smallest thing ever will annoy me and I will
Speaker 1: really harp on that thing and I'm like, you just
Speaker 1: shouldn't have done that, and it's like something really stupid.
Speaker 1: But I'm just pushing all this like other energy into it.
Speaker 1: But that's my big red flag is I play cool girl,
Speaker 1: let someone run over me too much, and then I'm like,
Speaker 1: I freak the fuck out over something small because I'm
Speaker 1: like I've let everything happen.
Speaker 3: That's normal. Like I feel like cool girl. You know
Speaker 3: I kind of play like absent dad a lot in
Speaker 3: my relationships. I really do.
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I want in
Speaker 2: a relationship. I need someone that that's and that's why
Speaker 2: that's so compatible. I need someone that like is gone
Speaker 2: and I see maybe once a month.
Speaker 3: To have sex where I also want to be next
Speaker 3: to me, but I don't want to talk to them.
Speaker 2: I don't want to do exactly exactly exactly.
Speaker 3: I want you to be in my home, but like
Speaker 3: I don't want to do what you like to do.
Speaker 1: I like I'll like play the game of like doing
Speaker 1: what someone else wants to do for a while, but
Speaker 1: then I know, I'm like I don't want to do that.
Speaker 1: Like I I literally will like roll my IDs like
Speaker 1: and that's like really, so I'll be like we should.
Speaker 2: Go do this, and I'm like should we Enya is
Speaker 2: so bad at her expression on her face, Like if
Speaker 2: she does like something, you can tell immediately and then
Speaker 2: you have to be like, are you sure you don't
Speaker 2: want to do that? I was like, yeah, I don't
Speaker 2: know exactly.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 3: I feel like I love an expressive face.
Speaker 1: It's so bad though. I wish I was really good
Speaker 1: at lying. I'm not good at lying, but I'm good
Speaker 1: at not telling the truth. But the second someone asked me, like,
Speaker 1: it's because I speak before I like think and then
Speaker 1: it will come out and I'm like, what, I like
Speaker 1: a fact.
Speaker 3: A lot and I believe them.
Speaker 2: But uber ef facts you made Uber, I like totally will.
Speaker 3: Say it's like with like and then I'll sometimes I'll
Speaker 3: take a s.
Speaker 2: I be like that was not true, Like I do
Speaker 2: that all the time. I'm literally like I don't know
Speaker 2: why I said that because that's not true, Like I
Speaker 2: don't know where that came from, and I.
Speaker 3: Looked it up and in a moment, and that's the
Speaker 3: second I do believe it.
Speaker 2: To be true. Yeah, exactly exactly.
Speaker 1: I do repeat things falsely because I add words to
Speaker 1: everything I've ever heard of my life. You can't repeat
Speaker 1: a sentence to me and me not. You can't say
Speaker 1: a sentence to me and not have me repeat it
Speaker 1: back with eight million extra words. So if you tell
Speaker 1: me a fact, I will go and tell my friends
Speaker 1: that fact, but multiplied by eight hundred, because I'm just
Speaker 1: like it needs to be the craziest thing they've ever heard.
Speaker 4: Explain things that I know nothing about likely and then
Speaker 4: be like, no, it's because of this, and then I
Speaker 4: have no proof, like no expertise.
Speaker 2: I do that all the time, like especially on here.
Speaker 2: I like bring up something that I know nothing about
Speaker 2: that I just heard one thing about, and someone tries
Speaker 2: to indulge in the conversation with me, and I have
Speaker 2: nothing else to give because I'm not an expert. But
Speaker 2: when I do lie, which I love, I tell like
Speaker 2: truths that make me look bad. I don't know if
Speaker 2: that makes sense, Like when I'm lying to someone like
Speaker 2: I don't really lie anymore. But when I was younger,
Speaker 2: when I would lie, I would tell like the truth
Speaker 2: about something else and be able to lie about what
Speaker 2: I'm hiding right now. Yeah, all the killers do, and like, well,
Speaker 2: I made up love Wins.
Speaker 3: So you didn't actually, yeah, then you didn't copyright it.
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, see you lost. You miss out on a lot
Speaker 1: of pride March, and.
Speaker 2: I invented the perk thirty, which fucking sucks.
Speaker 3: Thirty. I love, that's my man.
Speaker 2: There he goes.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, like, y'all haven't known each other that long,
Speaker 1: so I don't think you should be dating yet. That's
Speaker 1: exactly for longer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we were, like, you know, I FaceTime.
Speaker 2: Basically high school sweet when I would go to New
Speaker 2: York is.
Speaker 3: Basically like a real relationship. If your face a lot,
Speaker 3: you're dating.
Speaker 1: I know, if I am not having sex with you,
Speaker 1: there's absolutely no fucking reason I ever need to be
Speaker 1: on face time with you. Like, why the fun do
Speaker 1: people face high.
Speaker 2: FaceTime my mom all the time?
Speaker 1: And that's weird.
Speaker 2: I just said I face time my mom all the time.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: I mean we were just literally saying, how it's.
Speaker 2: Okay now, I'm the bad guy. Buh buh.
Speaker 3: I want to be like a villain couple, Like, oh,
Speaker 3: what y'all need to do?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh yeah, okay, so you have to should be Halloween.
Speaker 2: I was going to say, what is that and the joker?
Speaker 2: We could do so much. We could do that, we
Speaker 2: could be I could be the school uh Tate guy
Speaker 2: what's his name? Not Andrew Tate, the freak, but they.
Speaker 1: And your tape.
Speaker 2: That's actually.
Speaker 1: That's actually I think y'all should go public with your
Speaker 1: pseudo relationship because I'm not. I mean, you know, okay,
Speaker 1: like whatever you can just you know, I guess class.
Speaker 1: You can keep class. Y'all can go public and then
Speaker 1: like you know how, like everybody gets in trouble publicly
Speaker 1: when they're in a relationship because they get called cheating.
Speaker 1: Y'all should just cheat on each other.
Speaker 3: But then we go into a Smoothie squad and then
Speaker 3: we like make.
Speaker 2: It up and then I become a squad or in
Speaker 2: your house.
Speaker 3: Let's let's go.
Speaker 1: I mean I don't think she was opening the door
Speaker 1: to that.
Speaker 2: But like, no, it's more like Smoothie the I am homeless.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why you're dating her? That dating.
Speaker 2: A lot of people do that.
Speaker 3: Again New York coded. Yeah, that was very sneaky. You
Speaker 3: just don't do it like proudly and.
Speaker 2: Even hits that disgusting and I hate it so much.
Speaker 2: But June fourteenth, my mother's birthday, and quitting mark my
Speaker 2: words genuinely this time for Rio.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, I'm terrified of quit Instagrams because I
Speaker 4: feel like it's like the only like thing I look for.
Speaker 2: You need advice, like I genuine everybody, why can be
Speaker 2: like preaching true true? Why can't it be like collecting
Speaker 2: preaching a bi I mean that's literally real though.
Speaker 4: Why can't my advice be like making homemade like stocks
Speaker 4: and like freezing them in my fridge?
Speaker 1: For any I saw this video because that's just not fun.
Speaker 3: Some people derive a lot of purpose from that.
Speaker 2: I saw this video this preacher at church, like past
Speaker 2: like literally at church. She's the preacher and she goes,
Speaker 2: there's twenty one of you in this room right now.
Speaker 2: This is the prophecy. This is what the Lord is saying.
Speaker 2: You each have to give a thousand dollars. We need
Speaker 2: twenty one thousand dollars, and there's twenty one of you
Speaker 2: in here, and if you.
Speaker 1: Think it's you, it is dollars from each person.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's crazy, and I was like, oh, wowing, I
Speaker 2: know there's twenty one of you scamming exactly?
Speaker 1: Is that?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I feel like we're we're definitely running low on people
Speaker 1: who make things.
Speaker 3: Don't make anything anymore.
Speaker 1: People just make like songs. People make songs like on
Speaker 1: their music. Less music to many people, physical fasts. We
Speaker 1: need more furniture, Like why are people making like chairs
Speaker 1: and streak?
Speaker 3: Life? Is Sata furniture maker?
Speaker 4: I just it's literally my dream in life, like a
Speaker 4: hot lesbian fridguremaker of forty years old.
Speaker 1: We can find that or actually, I don't know if
Speaker 1: the forty year old aspect is going to come from
Speaker 1: the viewership of this, but there has to be like
Speaker 1: a sexy life.
Speaker 3: I'm not really seeking like love from this podcast right
Speaker 3: now because I'm full of that. Right good recording?
Speaker 1: Yeah we have Ben Well, Barbie was just saying she's
Speaker 1: full of I was taking a piss.
Speaker 3: You didn't watch it, Did you say anything lead to
Speaker 3: yourselves in case anyone was listening.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I like shouted it like you said earlier. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I said, if you're listening to me. P right, now,
Speaker 2: you're a bitch exactly.
Speaker 1: That's a good one. That's a good one. Well, the
Speaker 1: thing is, I do put a mic and a camera
Speaker 1: up there, but we for myself just to see my
Speaker 1: own piss pattern in the shower.
Speaker 2: Just keep your shower in our house. We just have
Speaker 2: cameras in there. But it's literally just security camera.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just for safety. Yeah, but yeah, we need
Speaker 1: more people making things make Like, everybody wants to make music,
Speaker 1: everybody wants to make r everybody wants to make things.
Speaker 3: Okay, I was just saying my dream is to data
Speaker 3: furniture maker. I don't know what I want to design
Speaker 3: the first because I'm not ideas kind of guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you design it and then they make it.
Speaker 3: Did you really make this? It's so cute.
Speaker 1: We're here and I do make it.
Speaker 3: Maybe we should just have children.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll have tinkering creator make this.
Speaker 3: Like, what's it made out of?
Speaker 2: Three D printer?
Speaker 3: That's a lot of technology.
Speaker 2: I'm kind of a genius that.
Speaker 3: Is actually genius coded, Like, I don't remember anything about
Speaker 3: it three D. I know about it through like you know, rumblings.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty impressed.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean like I think I was thinking more
Speaker 1: like like like, uh, you know, things she can use,
Speaker 1: because I don't think that's like I would actually.
Speaker 3: Do love like a little chokky little trinkets, a little trinket.
Speaker 1: But can you build a couch?
Speaker 2: Can Hello? I'm sitting on it right now. I built
Speaker 2: this with my bare hand.
Speaker 3: Can you put Can you install marble countertops to any place?
Speaker 2: Absolutely not.
Speaker 3: I think you could watch a YouTube video and can.
Speaker 2: Figure it out for sure. But I'm just not strong enough.
Speaker 3: People who do that kind of you are strong. Putting
Speaker 3: it down, baby, they're listening.
Speaker 2: They're listening.
Speaker 5: Put it down.
Speaker 2: We have just been going at it banging.
Speaker 1: I mean, you can only do so much in three days.
Speaker 3: Pegg Hello, Hello, Pegging role playing of.
Speaker 2: Disney like bonding role play.
Speaker 1: We still have not figured out we're gonna be Woodie
Speaker 1: and Jesse and I guess I'll be the horse or
Speaker 1: something the war.
Speaker 2: Give us a good nay, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 1: I would love to hear your name. That was the
Speaker 1: craziest bullying I've ever experienced in my life, Drew asking
Speaker 1: me to give a nay. Did you know I can't.
Speaker 2: That's just too much.
Speaker 1: It's too embarrassing. But maybe while we're there, if you
Speaker 1: guys get me in the mood.
Speaker 2: True, nice and true.
Speaker 3: Why don't we just like.
Speaker 1: Try to squash this all together. And I just joined,
Speaker 1: but I don't want to be around you. I'll just
Speaker 1: stick with me.
Speaker 3: Kind of could be related a little bit, so that's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: you're more enticing generation the sisters and then the guy.
Speaker 2: Who's just like kind of I'm down for a poly vibe,
Speaker 2: always have been, always will be.
Speaker 3: I'm open, yeah, but I don't want to open.
Speaker 1: If I'm gonna join.
Speaker 3: It has to be like this, Yeah, you know, sister
Speaker 3: wives style.
Speaker 1: Oh, sister wives could be good.
Speaker 3: You guys already have like a strong ball yeards lived together.
Speaker 1: Like I'm just like kind of like the third We'll
Speaker 1: just move into your place.
Speaker 2: I got a lot of animals, so I'll take over
Speaker 2: cowboys space.
Speaker 3: I know Cowboys Cube, but he's just I have so
Speaker 3: many animals, dude.
Speaker 2: I love all of your critters.
Speaker 4: They're all yeah, they're all swalling everywhere my bathroom, Like
Speaker 4: my cat just like like a whole toy peper roll
Speaker 4: undid all of it and it's just on the floor
Speaker 4: and I'm sitting I'm sitting looking at it, taking pictures.
Speaker 3: I won't fix it.
Speaker 1: I'm taking pictures and my friends, but I'm not going.
Speaker 4: To If there's no one witnessing me, then I'll do nothing.
Speaker 4: If there's nothing, no one coming over, I will not
Speaker 4: do anything that's high.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like I'm literally before you came over,
Speaker 2: we because we were like the ship's crazy.
Speaker 1: So we picked up to impress.
Speaker 3: I do that when you guys come over to I'm like, yeah, just.
Speaker 1: Like I feel like anytime someone's coming over, you have
Speaker 1: to just like kick certain things under certain things, and
Speaker 1: it's like a person, but.
Speaker 3: I'm a mess, Like I just like throw things over
Speaker 3: the Yeah, I wouldn't consider.
Speaker 1: I've never been in your home and felt like it
Speaker 1: was dirty. And I don't think you're like as messy
Speaker 1: as you think. But everybody thinks different standard.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they want to walk on the block, they want
Speaker 3: everything clean organized, you know, you know, so to me,
Speaker 3: I'm like a failure.
Speaker 4: Like I'm not drinking black coffee from like a local
Speaker 4: coffee shop. I am, you know, giving capitalist life pig
Speaker 4: drinking my Starbucks coat.
Speaker 1: You're getting your stars in? Do you have the app?
Speaker 2: The reward.
Speaker 3: I actually don't.
Speaker 4: That's crazy, But can I professor something? This is probably
Speaker 4: like the most like stupid, like like l A thing
Speaker 4: I do is I like postmate's a.
Speaker 3: Single Starbucks as every morning? Is that ridiculous?
Speaker 1: I actually can't say anything about that because I was
Speaker 1: in an era where I was postmating a coffee and
Speaker 1: avocado toast from gogutam Tiger every morning. Sometimes you just
Speaker 1: need it.
Speaker 3: I have like apresso machine, and I just like cannot
Speaker 3: I In the past six months, I'm telling you, it's
Speaker 3: in six months of me like literally just I've been
Speaker 3: really into my like American brands of fast food. I've
Speaker 3: really like gopping into my Laana era of just being
Speaker 3: like so normcore that I am going to have the
Speaker 3: Starbucks in the morning.
Speaker 1: That we're literally backtracking. Everybody wanted their life to be
Speaker 1: so spectacular for like the tiktoks and the videos and
Speaker 1: all this shit, and we're just realizing that's over consumption
Speaker 1: and we don't need that, and what we need to
Speaker 1: do is give our body across.
Speaker 3: Exactly.
Speaker 2: No. Literally, it's actually crazy though that we haven't spoken
Speaker 2: about Lana once this entire podcast until just.
Speaker 1: Then when you up Brazil. I was almost like, oh,
Speaker 1: I really wanted to go to Brazil because she was
Speaker 1: playing first concert and like a chiw And when I was.
Speaker 3: In Brazil, everyone's like, are you coming back for like
Speaker 3: Alana's concert. I'm like, I fucking wish I would have.
Speaker 3: I was watching it and like zoom in of these
Speaker 3: like these fans just like crying, and I was like
Speaker 3: me everything.
Speaker 1: I imagine having that kind of footage of yourself.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I need that footage.
Speaker 2: It's crazy how much bigger she's gotten, even in like
Speaker 2: the last year, like she was huge, Like don't get
Speaker 2: me wrong, like she was like a star, but like
Speaker 2: she's just having.
Speaker 3: It contains multitudes, as she tweeted, and she really does.
Speaker 3: She like really every era is different.
Speaker 1: I think we can end it because we literally have
Speaker 1: so much. There was a period where the camera died
Speaker 1: for fifteen minutes. Sorry Kai, just like obviously isn't doing
Speaker 1: his fucking job, Like.
Speaker 2: Why yeah, he's on that damn phone. A lot going on,
Speaker 2: but I was on his phone at work right now.
Speaker 1: Kay's drunken on his phone at work right now. He's
Speaker 1: always and it's like, yeah, yeah, you're not.
Speaker 3: When you're thirty.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, I guess when once we get there,
Speaker 1: we'll know. But we're just like so far from that.
Speaker 1: We're just like so young and like fragile and petits
Speaker 1: like I don't, Oh.
Speaker 3: My god, I'm like a little girl, like like you
Speaker 3: know what I mean, Like I have no idea.
Speaker 2: We have a tradition, which I'm sure you know of.
Speaker 2: On every episode, we pick some media from the week
Speaker 2: that we enjoyed or listened to, music, TV, movie, whatever
Speaker 2: it's giving. So if you want to say some you
Speaker 2: can start. Okay, Placebo Syndrome by Parliament. I heard this
Speaker 2: in a squala when we were there and I had
Speaker 2: to go ask the girl for this song. Yeah, Things
Speaker 2: in Life by Dennis Brown, Blue Moon by Elvis Presley.
Speaker 2: It's those two songs are in a movie that I
Speaker 2: watched like two years ago, and I can don't remember
Speaker 2: the movie, but it's like about people riding a train
Speaker 2: and there's like a leather jacket that's really iconic in it.
Speaker 2: But that's all I can remember about.
Speaker 3: Riding a couple. Yea, is it the before with Ethan Hawk?
Speaker 2: And that might be? It might be is it.
Speaker 3: Before movies before suns.
Speaker 2: It might actually be like I think it might be
Speaker 2: with the French girl.
Speaker 3: I don't see the deck of it. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I just got confused because my mom does not
Speaker 1: speak English. But she said, okay, it was just to
Speaker 1: greet you. That was her reply to me at the door.
Speaker 1: Of course, I said, because she called me. I said
Speaker 1: one one second, I'm working, and then in English back,
Speaker 1: I didn't send my message in English, it was in Spanish.
Speaker 1: And she goes, okay, it was just to greet you.
Speaker 1: So she's being kidnapped. The killer is texting me from
Speaker 1: my mom's phone right now.
Speaker 4: You have like a little word that if anything happens,
Speaker 4: I haven't seen those like fake like called which comes
Speaker 4: from a contact of you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would.
Speaker 2: Fall for that.
Speaker 1: That's I would would fall for it. Once you like
Speaker 1: say my family today, dr I'm like, I knew they
Speaker 1: would get kidnapped.
Speaker 2: Because I'm really going to do that to you.
Speaker 3: We like tork. I'm not very good at Wait, I forgot.
Speaker 2: About first like bonding.
Speaker 3: Yeah some incredible people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well we'll get into that. Yeah. Literally, I know
Speaker 1: it's such a bad habit we use like all of
Speaker 1: our friends, Like that's The only thing we use, like
Speaker 1: are like famous friends for is for prank calling. Like
Speaker 1: I don't think me and youre are people who will
Speaker 1: like get on a platform and be like so in
Speaker 1: friends with so and so. But what we all do
Speaker 1: is corner you or anybody else who has contacts with
Speaker 1: like like people.
Speaker 3: Answer their fucking I know, it's really annoying and like
Speaker 3: grow up. It's like once you start getting down the
Speaker 3: tier list, then they start answering. Honestly, that's like almost
Speaker 3: even better.
Speaker 2: That's almost even better.
Speaker 3: Like I like it when it's just like a person,
Speaker 3: you know, that grinding.
Speaker 1: I know somebody's still doing.
Speaker 2: I forgot who it was, but it was a girl
Speaker 2: and I called her and I was like, I'm driving
Speaker 2: around your neighborhood and there was a baby on your
Speaker 2: roof I do remember, literally, And I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: there's like a baby crawling around your roof. And then
Speaker 2: did she call back?
Speaker 1: And she was you just got her on the phone
Speaker 1: for you. Yeah, it was like because it was so confusing,
Speaker 1: but we got to get back together and do prank
Speaker 1: calls and maybe let's just call like random places a
Speaker 1: bell answer.
Speaker 2: That's the best is to call Taco bell and say
Speaker 2: someone is stuck in the bell.
Speaker 3: I love we have Drake.
Speaker 2: Yes, it really is like we have Aubrey Graham.
Speaker 1: We love like me Andrew love calling Zach Ban telling
Speaker 1: him we have Drake.
Speaker 2: It will be like we have Aubrey Graham. Give us
Speaker 2: one thousand dollars and each time it has.
Speaker 1: Been linked back to us. So I think at this
Speaker 1: point and like he doesn't answer, and then we leave
Speaker 1: the voicema and we almost get no reply at this point,
Speaker 1: like it's crazy. It's like, oh, it's like my monthly.
Speaker 1: We have part of the bit, Like I know, bye,
Speaker 1: where's all the fun? And later let it go, just
Speaker 1: have some fun.
Speaker 2: Ye, go to the ego, you know. That's what I've
Speaker 2: been saying.
Speaker 1: That's why we're different, Like our ego is dead, you know,
Speaker 1: like we're just like people.
Speaker 2: I did a bunch of hallucinogens when I was sixteen,
Speaker 2: was real.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, Well do you want to do your media?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna say music because my music taste is
Speaker 4: like fucking awful, repetitive. But I've been watching a lot
Speaker 4: of TV, so I'll say this. I've been watching the
Speaker 4: Other two Fantastic, the new season so fun.
Speaker 2: I watched the first episode because you said to watch it.
Speaker 3: I think it's so funny. I obviously it can. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's great. I think everyone's just really good. I'm watched.
Speaker 3: I watched Sccession last night. Off are you guys?
Speaker 2: I have been season collects. I can binge it all
Speaker 2: in two days?
Speaker 1: Is it not a thing that?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 4: I when I first started watching Succession, I actually started
Speaker 4: watching like a different episode of a different season. I
Speaker 4: didn't know because that's how hard is to follow.
Speaker 2: But it's so good.
Speaker 3: What else I've been watching?
Speaker 2: Is the season the newest season over?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Like the whole show is done?
Speaker 2: Yeah, breaking, okay, so I get to rewatch the whole season.
Speaker 3: What else did I watch? Well, this is in New Orleans.
Speaker 3: I was doing a hard movie, so I just almost
Speaker 3: to be watched like SpongeBob and like I watched the
Speaker 3: Hotel Hotel Transylvania one, two, and three.
Speaker 2: Oh they're good and eat.
Speaker 4: I've been really not into like narratives right now. I'm
Speaker 4: really into like lobotomy shows so and movies. So Hotel Transylvania,
Speaker 4: for sure, one and three two was kind.
Speaker 2: Of whatever.
Speaker 3: You about Transylvania, Like like two was like whatever, one
Speaker 3: and three is like a masterpiece. What else?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's SpongeBob. I really do recommend to rewatch of
Speaker 4: every single SpongeBob.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I need it's happened because every time I go
Speaker 1: to watch, I start at the new season and I
Speaker 1: just like don't want to watch new episodes.
Speaker 3: And like, yeah, up, and now it's really good. It's
Speaker 3: like I really needed something that made me think nothing
Speaker 3: and it's perfect.
Speaker 1: Okay, I need to have back into that because yeah,
Speaker 1: I've just been watching like I've been back on my
Speaker 1: murder documentary and I'm like, okay, I need to mix
Speaker 1: it up because this is all I watch, and I'm
Speaker 1: getting back to thinking that everybody is the killer and
Speaker 1: I can't keep calling people the killer.
Speaker 2: The killer is like here Williams, I mean the killers
Speaker 2: in this.
Speaker 3: Room right now.
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, right, he's been here the whole time.
Speaker 1: Mine is it's you Kai. Come on like the Keep
Speaker 1: Those Tear Drops from Falling by Natalie Bergman, which is
Speaker 1: like all I do on this podcast is complain about
Speaker 1: people who make new music that sounds old. But that
Speaker 1: song got me. I thought it was an old song,
Speaker 1: but now when I listen to it. The ending of
Speaker 1: it is so obviously a new song trying to be old,
Speaker 1: but it still gets away with it because it was
Speaker 1: a really good song. But then all my other stuff
Speaker 1: it's like repetition. I've been thinking out listening to the
Speaker 1: album All Things Must Pass by George Harrison, which I
Speaker 1: know is a Beatle, and like that's the worst thing
Speaker 1: to happen to me. But I already said that, and
Speaker 1: I like, let the house.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I went to like like yeah, like I sure,
Speaker 3: yeah for.
Speaker 1: Her in a position that I've already put myself in.
Speaker 3: The Beatles is a band when I was like in choir,
Speaker 3: like as a kid. That's like all we're saying.
Speaker 4: Like I went to I was like kind of forced
Speaker 4: to go to this like Broadway like Beatles rendition like
Speaker 4: show and second.
Speaker 3: Sound Like I'm a little bit of an expert.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you've got You've got your stars, So I
Speaker 1: think that's all you need.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't say I listened to them like I'm like,
Speaker 4: but also the music I listened to is like, actually,
Speaker 4: just like noises.
Speaker 2: Give me one one one shitty song you listen to,
Speaker 2: I'm so curious And the.
Speaker 3: Thing I think they're shitty, but.
Speaker 2: You don't have to.
Speaker 3: You don't have to actually just looking at like what
Speaker 3: I like. It's literally like so predictable. I love like
Speaker 3: hyper pop, Like.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna oh yeah, hyper pod a big into
Speaker 4: hyper who's your Who do you listening to hyperp?
Speaker 3: I'm like giving old head. I'm like one of the
Speaker 3: kids listening.
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean, I it's just like the classics like Hannah Diamond,
Speaker 2: love Hannah Diamond.
Speaker 1: And damn, Hannah Diamond is such a throwback that's so crazy.
Speaker 2: And I mean Sophie of course rest in Peace. A
Speaker 2: cook like all of them, is ag Cook, the one
Speaker 2: that like makes love Charliet. Yeah, Charlie is.
Speaker 3: Because we know the goat.
Speaker 1: But yeah, well, thank you so much for being on
Speaker 1: the first guest may be the only guest ever.
Speaker 3: Okay, I wow, Well I just like to thank everyone
Speaker 3: for listening special to us, You're special to me, And.
Speaker 1: Now we get to go have a little snack because
Speaker 1: I think I'm the way so.
Speaker 3: It's out of control. It's like, yeah, well, thank.
Speaker 1: You so much for being on. Also, I just like
Speaker 1: usually we just say bye and we're like all right,
Speaker 1: that's a bye. But now that we have a guess.
Speaker 1: I'm like there's some music like we'll just fade in
Speaker 1: music and we'll just like keep talking and like let
Speaker 1: us fade out.
Speaker 8: You know that
Speaker 2: Willing m