WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Five Finger Hangout

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<v Speaker 1>The second d.

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<v Speaker 2>Question for Jose and alexis what is the quickest that

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<v Speaker 2>you've ever gone from matching with someone to meeting.

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<v Speaker 3>Up with them?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, like a.

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<v Speaker 2>Couple of days, couple seconds.

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<v Speaker 3>I saw, minutes, I'm here. It depends if I'm already

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<v Speaker 3>stalking them or not. Probably a week a week.

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<v Speaker 5>I normally just matched to feel like I'm attractive and

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<v Speaker 5>then I never meet up.

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<v Speaker 3>You guys don't just like go to the bar and

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<v Speaker 3>find out who's closest and then figure it out. I

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<v Speaker 3>never got to do dating apps. I just thought that

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<v Speaker 3>would always be my play.

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<v Speaker 4>Well.

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<v Speaker 2>I bring it up because one of our listeners, Jack

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<v Speaker 2>says he was surprised at how fast he got the

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<v Speaker 2>green light to see his date in person.

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<v Speaker 1>So Jack, welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>I am excited to hear about your data. Then after this,

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<v Speaker 2>you want to grab a drink or something?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm he's looking for a man that moves.

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<v Speaker 2>Asked Jack, what's the name of the person that you

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<v Speaker 2>matched with?

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<v Speaker 4>I matched with this girl named Naomi online.

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<v Speaker 5>Jack and Jeff sound better, Yeahomi?

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<v Speaker 2>And how long did it take for you and Naomi

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<v Speaker 2>to agree to meet up?

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<v Speaker 4>It was really quick? We matched and like within ten

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<v Speaker 4>minutes she was asking me to meet up.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a record. Must be quite the smooth talker.

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<v Speaker 3>Either that or it was like two in the morning

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<v Speaker 3>and she was drunk.

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<v Speaker 1>You were like at the same bar, sitting next to Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't think about that. That's a good question.

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<v Speaker 3>What time of day did this happen?

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<v Speaker 4>This is kind of like early morning and then she

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<v Speaker 4>wanted to meet up that afternoon.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, cool?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, were you excited about that or you freaked out?

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<v Speaker 4>No? I was excited. She was really cute and she

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<v Speaker 4>seemed interested.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't that kind of a red flag though, where it's

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<v Speaker 2>like they instantly.

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<v Speaker 1>Want to see you, it's at least like a pink.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe she had a date planned and the other guy

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<v Speaker 3>bailed and she's like, well let's fill in the blank.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, standards as long as it's a warm body.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, she explained that she was like new on the

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<v Speaker 4>app and she's looking to date someone and I seemed

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<v Speaker 4>like a nice guy, so she wanted to grab a

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<v Speaker 4>drink with me at the spar Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>And you didn't at any point think you were getting catfished,

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<v Speaker 3>like too convenient. You must be a robot.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that thought definitely crossed my mind. But it's not

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<v Speaker 4>like she wanted a phone number anything. She wanted to

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<v Speaker 4>meet up. So I was going to find out that day.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Well, I think it would be kind of refreshing

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<v Speaker 3>because suddenly you're just meeting with this person and you

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<v Speaker 3>don't know a lot about them, instead of having all

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<v Speaker 3>of that small talk out of the way, like you

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<v Speaker 3>have a lot to discuss.

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<v Speaker 1>How did it go?

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<v Speaker 4>It was amazing. She was like really really pretty, and

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<v Speaker 4>she laughed at all my jokes. But we really weren't

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<v Speaker 4>there long until some alarm went off and she said

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<v Speaker 4>she had to go.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait what type of alarm?

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<v Speaker 4>She had set an alarm on her phone and it

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<v Speaker 4>was probably like fifteen minutes of the date had gone by.

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<v Speaker 3>She's doing her own speed day.

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<v Speaker 1>Another guy came in and took your seat. She's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna have to ask you to get up.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, well, she didn't give you any other explanation what happened.

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<v Speaker 4>She's like, I'm supposed to go check out this apartment nearby.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you want to go with?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's great, okay, Oh she does move fast already

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<v Speaker 2>asking you to move in? Is that weird? Like I

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<v Speaker 2>think a lot of people would think that's a fun

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<v Speaker 2>idea to go check out apartments or a house together

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<v Speaker 2>on a date.

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<v Speaker 4>Is that what you thought, Jack, Yeah, it was a

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<v Speaker 4>little surprising that first she wanted to meet really quickly,

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<v Speaker 4>and then she wants to check out this apartment. So

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't really know what was coming next, Like, I

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<v Speaker 4>have a.

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<v Speaker 3>Baby to deliver later, do you want to come with me?

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go to this tuxedo shop and then go to

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<v Speaker 1>the church right after. What do you think the wedding

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<v Speaker 1>offici is waiting in the apartment. That's weird to us,

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<v Speaker 1>But tell us how it went.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, we went to this apartment together and I'm talking

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<v Speaker 4>with the ladies, showing.

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<v Speaker 1>Her around, and imagine.

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<v Speaker 4>So Naomi, she loved the place and she actually like

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<v Speaker 4>gave me a big kiss in front of the apartment manager.

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<v Speaker 3>And whoa, it's awkward for the apartment manager, like, I

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<v Speaker 3>need you to leave.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, we really need to test this place.

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<v Speaker 3>That had been unexpected. What happened next?

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<v Speaker 4>So we just went back to the bar and the

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<v Speaker 4>chemistry felt really good, and she just went to the

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<v Speaker 4>bathroom and never came back.

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<v Speaker 3>We why.

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<v Speaker 1>We were vibing and clicking and she was gone.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know, I don't know what happened.

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<v Speaker 3>She was red flags. That's so strange because it's not

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<v Speaker 3>like she was using you for anything, right, Like she

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<v Speaker 3>didn't ask for any money, right, she didn't ask you

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<v Speaker 3>to co sign on the apartment before.

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<v Speaker 2>She went so fast with everything else. Maybe that's just

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<v Speaker 2>how long her relationships normally last.

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<v Speaker 1>But she can't go for thirty four hours minutes we're broken?

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<v Speaker 1>How long ago was that?

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<v Speaker 4>That was like three weeks ago? And who she either

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<v Speaker 4>have called me back or anything. I even went to

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<v Speaker 4>the apartment to see if she had moved in, and creepy,

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<v Speaker 4>I know, I know, but that's the only thing I

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<v Speaker 4>could think of to try and get a hold of

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<v Speaker 4>her because she wasn't answering.

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<v Speaker 1>Weird, I mean, so it's been three weeks.

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<v Speaker 3>This is like a mystery.

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<v Speaker 4>It is.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a big mystery roller coaster highs and lows.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, with the pace that she moves through things, who knows,

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<v Speaker 2>she probably could have been married and divorced six times

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<v Speaker 2>over in that span of time. But we'll call her

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<v Speaker 2>and try and figure out the real reason. When we

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<v Speaker 2>do your second date update right after.

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<v Speaker 4>This awesome thank you?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, hold on, man, Indeed.

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<v Speaker 2>We just heard maybe the quickest hangout in second date history. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I know, I've had a few lightning rounds

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm not calling a.

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<v Speaker 1>Radio station after those to find.

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<v Speaker 4>Out what happened you.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you're just talking about him now, definitely.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean that's a mess for them to clean up.

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<v Speaker 1>That's their deal.

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<v Speaker 2>But one of our listeners, Jack met a girl named

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<v Speaker 2>Naomi online. They met up the same day that they matched,

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<v Speaker 2>saw an apartment together, went back to a bar, and

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<v Speaker 2>then she disappeared into the bathroom forever, never to be

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<v Speaker 2>seen or heard from again.

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<v Speaker 3>That's so crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, some of my lightning rounds happened in public bathrooms.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, So don't even get me started on that.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's been three weeks though, since that happened with Jack,

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<v Speaker 2>and we never asked though. Is there anything Jack that

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<v Speaker 2>you think you may have done wrong? Like when she

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<v Speaker 2>kissed you, did you hold eye contact with the lady

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<v Speaker 2>show in the apartment?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 1>I did not, Thank God, Maybe you shouldn't know.

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<v Speaker 4>I really don't think I did anything wrong. It was

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<v Speaker 4>a really nice staate.

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<v Speaker 3>How come now, you don't sound angry. I'd be a

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<v Speaker 3>little mad if somebody ditched me in the middle of

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<v Speaker 3>the day. That's humiliating.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just kind of confused more than anything. Okay, Like

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<v Speaker 4>if he never gets back to me, I'll just always

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<v Speaker 4>kind of be wondering what could have happened? And what

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<v Speaker 4>did happen?

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<v Speaker 3>Was she even real?

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<v Speaker 2>Just like what my lightning rounds think of me? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>let's get some answers for you here. I'm gonna dial

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<v Speaker 2>Naomi right now.

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<v Speaker 1>And hopefully she picks up. We'll see what she has

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<v Speaker 1>to say.

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<v Speaker 4>Here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Oh is this Naomi?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Hi?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, you fast?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not good under pressure. Uh what well know?

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<v Speaker 4>Someone?

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<v Speaker 3>Hi? Naomi? Hi?

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<v Speaker 4>Who is this? Sorry?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for asking a question. I can answer that.

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<v Speaker 2>We are a morning radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey

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<v Speaker 2>in the Morning, okay, and reaching out on behalf of

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<v Speaker 2>one of our listeners that you went on a date

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<v Speaker 2>with the other.

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<v Speaker 3>Day a couple of weeks ago, three weeks ago ago.

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<v Speaker 1>His name's Jeffy.

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<v Speaker 5>Wait, why are you calling me about him?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, because he reached out to us because he's a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit confused about what happened when you disappeared, And

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<v Speaker 2>that's what we do in this segment called a second

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<v Speaker 2>date update. We try and help give some answers to

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<v Speaker 2>people who have questions after a date.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, he probably does have questions.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so you would understand why he's so confused.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, totally.

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<v Speaker 2>Could you help maybe shed some light on what when

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<v Speaker 2>down because he has no idea think from his perspective,

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<v Speaker 2>he had a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Of nice things to say. He thought you were a

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<v Speaker 1>really great person.

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<v Speaker 3>I think he's a great person.

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<v Speaker 5>No, he is. He is nice. He's really nice. That's

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<v Speaker 5>that's part of it.

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<v Speaker 3>That was part of it.

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<v Speaker 5>Ah, this is so weird to say. I don't really

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<v Speaker 5>want to say it, Like I basically just used him.

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<v Speaker 1>What oh oh man?

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, that was like a band aid just ripped off.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't understand from what we've heard. You guys went

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<v Speaker 2>to a bar. He went and checked out an apartment

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<v Speaker 2>with you. You guys went to a bar again and

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<v Speaker 2>then you left. How is that using him?

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<v Speaker 5>It was totally using him, That was exactly the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, for what.

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<v Speaker 4>The apartment.

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<v Speaker 5>I know that was fine. I'm not I'm not proud

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<v Speaker 5>of using him, but.

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<v Speaker 3>I sound a little proud.

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<v Speaker 5>I am kind of I'm kind of proud of my plan.

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<v Speaker 5>Like I I think I had a really good plan.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't get it, Like, you didn't even get the

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<v Speaker 3>apartment he went back there? No, I know, I know.

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<v Speaker 5>No, it wasn't it. Here's what happened. So that apartment

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<v Speaker 5>that I was looking at was actually my ex boyfriend's apartment,

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<v Speaker 5>so he was moving out. I knew he was moving out,

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<v Speaker 5>and I used to stay there a lot, obviously we

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<v Speaker 5>were together, and I had left a locket, a really

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<v Speaker 5>awesome lockett that my dad had given me there, and

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<v Speaker 5>he had refused to get it back to me.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't I don't know why exes do this.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, total jerk, Like just a total jerk move right there.

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<v Speaker 5>We wasn't giving it back to me. So I figured

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<v Speaker 5>out a way to get it back, which was basically

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<v Speaker 5>I was going to go look at the apartment, but

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<v Speaker 5>I needed someone to distract whoever was showing the apartment

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<v Speaker 5>so I could get the necklace.

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<v Speaker 3>Why wouldn't you just invite a girlfriend or something.

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<v Speaker 5>No, no, no, no, that wouldn't be a fun So

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<v Speaker 5>I go on, you get joy out of this. It's

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<v Speaker 5>a good plan. It's a good blend.

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<v Speaker 4>It was. It was.

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<v Speaker 5>It was like sneaky.

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<v Speaker 4>It is.

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<v Speaker 5>So I go on line and I find this guy

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<v Speaker 5>who seems really nice and truthfully a little easily to manipulate.

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<v Speaker 5>And he's available that day, which is perfect. That's what

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<v Speaker 5>I need. And so you know, I haven't met me

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<v Speaker 5>up this far. We like kind I get to know

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<v Speaker 5>each other and then we go look at this apartment

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<v Speaker 5>and the only thing I hadn't like thought out, the

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<v Speaker 5>one little like snapoo, was that I did not have

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<v Speaker 5>a jacket with my pockets, and I had like no

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<v Speaker 5>other pockets. So I'm like thinking on the sly And

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<v Speaker 5>at the end of this apartment viewing, I reach in

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<v Speaker 5>and I like give him a kiss, and I slipped

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<v Speaker 5>the locket in his jacket pocket while I kiss him.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm thinking it is brilliant, so smart, right, I know

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<v Speaker 5>he's totally feeling it. The apartment lady's like, oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>there are such a cute couple. Also, by the way,

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<v Speaker 5>if she happens to like suspect anything, he has the

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<v Speaker 5>luck and he gets in trouble and like, I don't

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<v Speaker 5>get trouble.

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<v Speaker 1>Smart, smart, Yeah, you always need a fall guy. Whenever

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<v Speaker 1>you're getting your stuff back, how.

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<v Speaker 3>Would you get it back out of his out of

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<v Speaker 3>his pocket? Though? Because you loved him.

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<v Speaker 5>So we go back to the bar and we're chatting

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<v Speaker 5>and he hangs up his jacket. I'm like, oh, this

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<v Speaker 5>is perfect. So I just reach in stealthily, double O

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<v Speaker 5>seven style, and I get my necklace, use myself to

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<v Speaker 5>the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, that is so cold hearted.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's an extremely intricate plan just to get a

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<v Speaker 2>piece of jewelry back. I mean you went full Ocean's eleven.

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<v Speaker 4>For this lock.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, Oceans eleven.

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<v Speaker 1>It as a compliment.

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<v Speaker 3>Why did you have to ditch Jack?

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<v Speaker 4>Like?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't understand.

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<v Speaker 5>I wasn't interested, Like I didn't want to date him.

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<v Speaker 5>I like, he's not my type at all.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, I don't don't say that to us.

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<v Speaker 2>Jack deserves to hear that from you directly, and well,

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<v Speaker 2>now's your chance, because Naomi, Jack's been listening this entire

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<v Speaker 2>time on the other line and wants to hear you

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<v Speaker 2>tell him off to his face.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm serious?

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, Hi Naomi?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my gosh, I didn't know you were on the phone.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know what to say. This is crazy. You

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<v Speaker 4>could have just told me I would have been down

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<v Speaker 4>to the Ocean's eleven Brad Coulton's clooney style.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, I mean.

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<v Speaker 3>Honestly, Like a hot girl says, hey, you want to

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<v Speaker 3>help me, Like you want.

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<v Speaker 1>To help me steal from my ex boyfriend's apartment, I.

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<v Speaker 5>Feel like, no, it's not stealing, it's my necklace. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not interested in dating him. You sorry.

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<v Speaker 4>I just want you to know, like I do, think

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<v Speaker 4>you're a pretty bad person.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, hey, he called Naomi. That was nice what you heard, Jeff.

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<v Speaker 1>You're a very pretty but bad person.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, sorry you feel that way. I just think it

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<v Speaker 5>was smart and like what you you met up with

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<v Speaker 5>a girl, you got a drink and then miss it

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<v Speaker 5>like nothing bad happened to you.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a good point.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, he Jack, I am so sorry. This is

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<v Speaker 3>gonna be sucky.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, hold on, there's a I think there's an opportunity here.

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<v Speaker 2>You guys are all looking at the negatives here, Jack,

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<v Speaker 2>are there any items that your ex girlfriends have that

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<v Speaker 2>you'd like to get back? Naomi seems like the type

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<v Speaker 2>that be happy to be your accomplice.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I am happy never talking to Naomi again.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, yeah, come on, Jack, you don't mean that had

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<v Speaker 1>at least two sequels.

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<v Speaker 5>We do work well together.

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<v Speaker 1>He didn't know he was worse. Just imagine how effective

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<v Speaker 1>he would be if he was in on the plan.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 5>think he would compromise it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Jack, I don't think this is a real loss

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<v Speaker 3>for you.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I'm picking up on that. I should have really

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<v Speaker 4>gone with my gut and now it was too good.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, do you realize that's exactly what Andy

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<v Speaker 2>Garcia said at the end of Oceans when he found

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<v Speaker 2>out he got taken for two billion dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>Jeffrey, the prophecy's picking fulfills. It's meant to be. He

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<v Speaker 1>didn't rooking Jeffrey in the morning.