Speaker 1: The second d.
Speaker 2: Question for Jose and alexis what is the quickest that
Speaker 2: you've ever gone from matching with someone to meeting.
Speaker 3: Up with them?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Wow, like a.
Speaker 2: Couple of days, couple seconds.
Speaker 3: I saw, minutes, I'm here. It depends if I'm already
Speaker 3: stalking them or not. Probably a week a week.
Speaker 5: I normally just matched to feel like I'm attractive and
Speaker 5: then I never meet up.
Speaker 3: You guys don't just like go to the bar and
Speaker 3: find out who's closest and then figure it out. I
Speaker 3: never got to do dating apps. I just thought that
Speaker 3: would always be my play.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 2: I bring it up because one of our listeners, Jack
Speaker 2: says he was surprised at how fast he got the
Speaker 2: green light to see his date in person.
Speaker 1: So Jack, welcome to the show.
Speaker 4: Hello, thank you.
Speaker 2: I am excited to hear about your data. Then after this,
Speaker 2: you want to grab a drink or something?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm he's looking for a man that moves.
Speaker 2: Asked Jack, what's the name of the person that you
Speaker 2: matched with?
Speaker 4: I matched with this girl named Naomi online.
Speaker 5: Jack and Jeff sound better, Yeahomi?
Speaker 2: And how long did it take for you and Naomi
Speaker 2: to agree to meet up?
Speaker 4: It was really quick? We matched and like within ten
Speaker 4: minutes she was asking me to meet up.
Speaker 1: That's a record. Must be quite the smooth talker.
Speaker 3: Either that or it was like two in the morning
Speaker 3: and she was drunk.
Speaker 1: You were like at the same bar, sitting next to Yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't think about that. That's a good question.
Speaker 3: What time of day did this happen?
Speaker 4: This is kind of like early morning and then she
Speaker 4: wanted to meet up that afternoon.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, cool?
Speaker 3: I mean, were you excited about that or you freaked out?
Speaker 4: No? I was excited. She was really cute and she
Speaker 4: seemed interested.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Isn't that kind of a red flag though, where it's
Speaker 2: like they instantly.
Speaker 1: Want to see you, it's at least like a pink.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Maybe she had a date planned and the other guy
Speaker 3: bailed and she's like, well let's fill in the blank.
Speaker 1: Yeah, standards as long as it's a warm body.
Speaker 4: Well, she explained that she was like new on the
Speaker 4: app and she's looking to date someone and I seemed
Speaker 4: like a nice guy, so she wanted to grab a
Speaker 4: drink with me at the spar Okay.
Speaker 3: And you didn't at any point think you were getting catfished,
Speaker 3: like too convenient. You must be a robot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that thought definitely crossed my mind. But it's not
Speaker 4: like she wanted a phone number anything. She wanted to
Speaker 4: meet up. So I was going to find out that day.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I think it would be kind of refreshing
Speaker 3: because suddenly you're just meeting with this person and you
Speaker 3: don't know a lot about them, instead of having all
Speaker 3: of that small talk out of the way, like you
Speaker 3: have a lot to discuss.
Speaker 1: How did it go?
Speaker 4: It was amazing. She was like really really pretty, and
Speaker 4: she laughed at all my jokes. But we really weren't
Speaker 4: there long until some alarm went off and she said
Speaker 4: she had to go.
Speaker 1: Wait what type of alarm?
Speaker 4: She had set an alarm on her phone and it
Speaker 4: was probably like fifteen minutes of the date had gone by.
Speaker 3: She's doing her own speed day.
Speaker 1: Another guy came in and took your seat. She's like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to ask you to get up.
Speaker 3: Actually, well, she didn't give you any other explanation what happened.
Speaker 4: She's like, I'm supposed to go check out this apartment nearby.
Speaker 4: Do you want to go with?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Oh that's great, okay, Oh she does move fast already
Speaker 2: asking you to move in? Is that weird? Like I
Speaker 2: think a lot of people would think that's a fun
Speaker 2: idea to go check out apartments or a house together
Speaker 2: on a date.
Speaker 4: Is that what you thought, Jack, Yeah, it was a
Speaker 4: little surprising that first she wanted to meet really quickly,
Speaker 4: and then she wants to check out this apartment. So
Speaker 4: I didn't really know what was coming next, Like, I
Speaker 4: have a.
Speaker 3: Baby to deliver later, do you want to come with me?
Speaker 1: Let's go to this tuxedo shop and then go to
Speaker 1: the church right after. What do you think the wedding
Speaker 1: offici is waiting in the apartment. That's weird to us,
Speaker 1: But tell us how it went.
Speaker 4: Well, we went to this apartment together and I'm talking
Speaker 4: with the ladies, showing.
Speaker 1: Her around, and imagine.
Speaker 4: So Naomi, she loved the place and she actually like
Speaker 4: gave me a big kiss in front of the apartment manager.
Speaker 3: And whoa, it's awkward for the apartment manager, like, I
Speaker 3: need you to leave.
Speaker 1: Actually, we really need to test this place.
Speaker 3: That had been unexpected. What happened next?
Speaker 4: So we just went back to the bar and the
Speaker 4: chemistry felt really good, and she just went to the
Speaker 4: bathroom and never came back.
Speaker 3: We why.
Speaker 1: We were vibing and clicking and she was gone.
Speaker 4: I don't know, I don't know what happened.
Speaker 3: She was red flags. That's so strange because it's not
Speaker 3: like she was using you for anything, right, Like she
Speaker 3: didn't ask for any money, right, she didn't ask you
Speaker 3: to co sign on the apartment before.
Speaker 2: She went so fast with everything else. Maybe that's just
Speaker 2: how long her relationships normally last.
Speaker 1: But she can't go for thirty four hours minutes we're broken?
Speaker 1: How long ago was that?
Speaker 4: That was like three weeks ago? And who she either
Speaker 4: have called me back or anything. I even went to
Speaker 4: the apartment to see if she had moved in, and creepy,
Speaker 4: I know, I know, but that's the only thing I
Speaker 4: could think of to try and get a hold of
Speaker 4: her because she wasn't answering.
Speaker 1: Weird, I mean, so it's been three weeks.
Speaker 3: This is like a mystery.
Speaker 4: It is.
Speaker 1: It's a big mystery roller coaster highs and lows.
Speaker 2: Yeah, with the pace that she moves through things, who knows,
Speaker 2: she probably could have been married and divorced six times
Speaker 2: over in that span of time. But we'll call her
Speaker 2: and try and figure out the real reason. When we
Speaker 2: do your second date update right after.
Speaker 4: This awesome thank you?
Speaker 1: All right, hold on, man, Indeed.
Speaker 2: We just heard maybe the quickest hangout in second date history. Yes,
Speaker 2: I mean, I know, I've had a few lightning rounds
Speaker 2: and I'm not calling a.
Speaker 1: Radio station after those to find.
Speaker 4: Out what happened you.
Speaker 3: No, you're just talking about him now, definitely.
Speaker 1: I mean that's a mess for them to clean up.
Speaker 1: That's their deal.
Speaker 2: But one of our listeners, Jack met a girl named
Speaker 2: Naomi online. They met up the same day that they matched,
Speaker 2: saw an apartment together, went back to a bar, and
Speaker 2: then she disappeared into the bathroom forever, never to be
Speaker 2: seen or heard from again.
Speaker 3: That's so crazy.
Speaker 2: Actually, some of my lightning rounds happened in public bathrooms.
Speaker 1: Wow, So don't even get me started on that.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 2: It's it's been three weeks though, since that happened with Jack,
Speaker 2: and we never asked though. Is there anything Jack that
Speaker 2: you think you may have done wrong? Like when she
Speaker 2: kissed you, did you hold eye contact with the lady
Speaker 2: show in the apartment?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I did not, Thank God, Maybe you shouldn't know.
Speaker 4: I really don't think I did anything wrong. It was
Speaker 4: a really nice staate.
Speaker 3: How come now, you don't sound angry. I'd be a
Speaker 3: little mad if somebody ditched me in the middle of
Speaker 3: the day. That's humiliating.
Speaker 4: I'm just kind of confused more than anything. Okay, Like
Speaker 4: if he never gets back to me, I'll just always
Speaker 4: kind of be wondering what could have happened? And what
Speaker 4: did happen?
Speaker 3: Was she even real?
Speaker 2: Just like what my lightning rounds think of me? Yeah,
Speaker 2: let's get some answers for you here. I'm gonna dial
Speaker 2: Naomi right now.
Speaker 1: And hopefully she picks up. We'll see what she has
Speaker 1: to say.
Speaker 4: Here we go.
Speaker 1: Hello, Oh is this Naomi?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 3: Okay, you fast?
Speaker 1: I'm not good under pressure. Uh what well know?
Speaker 4: Someone?
Speaker 3: Hi? Naomi? Hi?
Speaker 4: Who is this? Sorry?
Speaker 1: Thank you for asking a question. I can answer that.
Speaker 2: We are a morning radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 2: in the Morning, okay, and reaching out on behalf of
Speaker 2: one of our listeners that you went on a date
Speaker 2: with the other.
Speaker 3: Day a couple of weeks ago, three weeks ago ago.
Speaker 1: His name's Jeffy.
Speaker 5: Wait, why are you calling me about him?
Speaker 2: Well, because he reached out to us because he's a
Speaker 2: little bit confused about what happened when you disappeared, And
Speaker 2: that's what we do in this segment called a second
Speaker 2: date update. We try and help give some answers to
Speaker 2: people who have questions after a date.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, he probably does have questions.
Speaker 3: Okay, so you would understand why he's so confused.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, totally.
Speaker 2: Could you help maybe shed some light on what when
Speaker 2: down because he has no idea think from his perspective,
Speaker 2: he had a lot.
Speaker 1: Of nice things to say. He thought you were a
Speaker 1: really great person.
Speaker 3: I think he's a great person.
Speaker 5: No, he is. He is nice. He's really nice. That's
Speaker 5: that's part of it.
Speaker 3: That was part of it.
Speaker 5: Ah, this is so weird to say. I don't really
Speaker 5: want to say it, Like I basically just used him.
Speaker 1: What oh oh man?
Speaker 3: Wow, that was like a band aid just ripped off.
Speaker 2: I don't understand from what we've heard. You guys went
Speaker 2: to a bar. He went and checked out an apartment
Speaker 2: with you. You guys went to a bar again and
Speaker 2: then you left. How is that using him?
Speaker 5: It was totally using him, That was exactly the thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for what.
Speaker 4: The apartment.
Speaker 5: I know that was fine. I'm not I'm not proud
Speaker 5: of using him, but.
Speaker 3: I sound a little proud.
Speaker 5: I am kind of I'm kind of proud of my plan.
Speaker 5: Like I I think I had a really good plan.
Speaker 3: I don't get it, Like, you didn't even get the
Speaker 3: apartment he went back there? No, I know, I know.
Speaker 5: No, it wasn't it. Here's what happened. So that apartment
Speaker 5: that I was looking at was actually my ex boyfriend's apartment,
Speaker 5: so he was moving out. I knew he was moving out,
Speaker 5: and I used to stay there a lot, obviously we
Speaker 5: were together, and I had left a locket, a really
Speaker 5: awesome lockett that my dad had given me there, and
Speaker 5: he had refused to get it back to me.
Speaker 3: I don't I don't know why exes do this.
Speaker 5: Okay, total jerk, Like just a total jerk move right there.
Speaker 5: We wasn't giving it back to me. So I figured
Speaker 5: out a way to get it back, which was basically
Speaker 5: I was going to go look at the apartment, but
Speaker 5: I needed someone to distract whoever was showing the apartment
Speaker 5: so I could get the necklace.
Speaker 3: Why wouldn't you just invite a girlfriend or something.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, that wouldn't be a fun So
Speaker 5: I go on, you get joy out of this. It's
Speaker 5: a good plan. It's a good blend.
Speaker 4: It was. It was.
Speaker 5: It was like sneaky.
Speaker 4: It is.
Speaker 5: So I go on line and I find this guy
Speaker 5: who seems really nice and truthfully a little easily to manipulate.
Speaker 5: And he's available that day, which is perfect. That's what
Speaker 5: I need. And so you know, I haven't met me
Speaker 5: up this far. We like kind I get to know
Speaker 5: each other and then we go look at this apartment
Speaker 5: and the only thing I hadn't like thought out, the
Speaker 5: one little like snapoo, was that I did not have
Speaker 5: a jacket with my pockets, and I had like no
Speaker 5: other pockets. So I'm like thinking on the sly And
Speaker 5: at the end of this apartment viewing, I reach in
Speaker 5: and I like give him a kiss, and I slipped
Speaker 5: the locket in his jacket pocket while I kiss him.
Speaker 5: I'm thinking it is brilliant, so smart, right, I know
Speaker 5: he's totally feeling it. The apartment lady's like, oh yeah,
Speaker 5: there are such a cute couple. Also, by the way,
Speaker 5: if she happens to like suspect anything, he has the
Speaker 5: luck and he gets in trouble and like, I don't
Speaker 5: get trouble.
Speaker 1: Smart, smart, Yeah, you always need a fall guy. Whenever
Speaker 1: you're getting your stuff back, how.
Speaker 3: Would you get it back out of his out of
Speaker 3: his pocket? Though? Because you loved him.
Speaker 5: So we go back to the bar and we're chatting
Speaker 5: and he hangs up his jacket. I'm like, oh, this
Speaker 5: is perfect. So I just reach in stealthily, double O
Speaker 5: seven style, and I get my necklace, use myself to
Speaker 5: the bathroom.
Speaker 3: Wow, that is so cold hearted.
Speaker 2: But it's an extremely intricate plan just to get a
Speaker 2: piece of jewelry back. I mean you went full Ocean's eleven.
Speaker 4: For this lock.
Speaker 5: Yes, Oceans eleven.
Speaker 1: It as a compliment.
Speaker 3: Why did you have to ditch Jack?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 3: I don't understand.
Speaker 5: I wasn't interested, Like I didn't want to date him.
Speaker 5: I like, he's not my type at all.
Speaker 1: You know what, I don't don't say that to us.
Speaker 2: Jack deserves to hear that from you directly, and well,
Speaker 2: now's your chance, because Naomi, Jack's been listening this entire
Speaker 2: time on the other line and wants to hear you
Speaker 2: tell him off to his face.
Speaker 5: Oh are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: I'm serious?
Speaker 4: Wow, Hi Naomi?
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, I didn't know you were on the phone.
Speaker 4: I don't know what to say. This is crazy. You
Speaker 4: could have just told me I would have been down
Speaker 4: to the Ocean's eleven Brad Coulton's clooney style.
Speaker 1: Really, I mean.
Speaker 3: Honestly, Like a hot girl says, hey, you want to
Speaker 3: help me, Like you want.
Speaker 1: To help me steal from my ex boyfriend's apartment, I.
Speaker 5: Feel like, no, it's not stealing, it's my necklace. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I'm not interested in dating him. You sorry.
Speaker 4: I just want you to know, like I do, think
Speaker 4: you're a pretty bad person.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, he called Naomi. That was nice what you heard, Jeff.
Speaker 1: You're a very pretty but bad person.
Speaker 5: Yeah, sorry you feel that way. I just think it
Speaker 5: was smart and like what you you met up with
Speaker 5: a girl, you got a drink and then miss it
Speaker 5: like nothing bad happened to you.
Speaker 1: It's a good point.
Speaker 3: I mean, he Jack, I am so sorry. This is
Speaker 3: gonna be sucky.
Speaker 2: Well, hold on, there's a I think there's an opportunity here.
Speaker 2: You guys are all looking at the negatives here, Jack,
Speaker 2: are there any items that your ex girlfriends have that
Speaker 2: you'd like to get back? Naomi seems like the type
Speaker 2: that be happy to be your accomplice.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I am happy never talking to Naomi again.
Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, come on, Jack, you don't mean that had
Speaker 1: at least two sequels.
Speaker 5: We do work well together.
Speaker 1: He didn't know he was worse. Just imagine how effective
Speaker 1: he would be if he was in on the plan.
Speaker 5: I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. I
Speaker 5: think he would compromise it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jack, I don't think this is a real loss
Speaker 3: for you.
Speaker 4: No, I'm picking up on that. I should have really
Speaker 4: gone with my gut and now it was too good.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, do you realize that's exactly what Andy
Speaker 2: Garcia said at the end of Oceans when he found
Speaker 2: out he got taken for two billion dollars.
Speaker 1: Jeffrey, the prophecy's picking fulfills. It's meant to be. He
Speaker 1: didn't rooking Jeffrey in the morning.