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Speaker 1: Wow, like a.

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Speaker 3: I saw, minutes, I'm here. It depends if I'm already

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Speaker 5: I normally just matched to feel like I'm attractive and

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Speaker 3: You guys don't just like go to the bar and

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Speaker 4: Well.

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Speaker 2: I bring it up because one of our listeners, Jack

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Speaker 1: So Jack, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 4: Hello, thank you.

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Speaker 2: I am excited to hear about your data. Then after this,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm he's looking for a man that moves.

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Speaker 2: Asked Jack, what's the name of the person that you

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Speaker 4: I matched with this girl named Naomi online.

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Speaker 5: Jack and Jeff sound better, Yeahomi?

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Speaker 2: And how long did it take for you and Naomi

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Speaker 4: It was really quick? We matched and like within ten

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Speaker 4: No? I was excited. She was really cute and she

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Speaker 4: Well, she explained that she was like new on the

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that thought definitely crossed my mind. But it's not

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Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I think it would be kind of refreshing

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Speaker 1: How did it go?

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Speaker 4: It was amazing. She was like really really pretty, and

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Speaker 3: Baby to deliver later, do you want to come with me?

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Speaker 4: I don't know, I don't know what happened.

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Speaker 3: She was red flags. That's so strange because it's not

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Speaker 1: But she can't go for thirty four hours minutes we're broken?

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Speaker 4: That was like three weeks ago? And who she either

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Speaker 4: I know, I know, but that's the only thing I

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Speaker 3: This is like a mystery.

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Speaker 1: It's a big mystery roller coaster highs and lows.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, with the pace that she moves through things, who knows,

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Speaker 4: This awesome thank you?

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Speaker 1: All right, hold on, man, Indeed.

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Speaker 2: We just heard maybe the quickest hangout in second date history. Yes,

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Speaker 2: I mean, I know, I've had a few lightning rounds

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Speaker 3: No, you're just talking about him now, definitely.

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Speaker 1: I mean that's a mess for them to clean up.

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Speaker 2: But one of our listeners, Jack met a girl named

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Speaker 3: That's so crazy.

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Speaker 2: Actually, some of my lightning rounds happened in public bathrooms.

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Speaker 1: Wow, So don't even get me started on that.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: It's it's been three weeks though, since that happened with Jack,

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Speaker 2: and we never asked though. Is there anything Jack that

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 4: I really don't think I did anything wrong. It was

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Speaker 3: How come now, you don't sound angry. I'd be a

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Speaker 4: I'm just kind of confused more than anything. Okay, Like

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Speaker 3: Was she even real?

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Speaker 2: Just like what my lightning rounds think of me? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Hello, Oh is this Naomi?

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Speaker 4: Hi?

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Speaker 1: I'm not good under pressure. Uh what well know?

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Speaker 3: Hi? Naomi? Hi?

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Speaker 1: Thank you for asking a question. I can answer that.

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Speaker 2: We are a morning radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey

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Speaker 2: in the Morning, okay, and reaching out on behalf of

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Speaker 1: His name's Jeffy.

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Speaker 5: Wait, why are you calling me about him?

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Speaker 2: Well, because he reached out to us because he's a

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, he probably does have questions.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so you would understand why he's so confused.

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Speaker 2: Could you help maybe shed some light on what when

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Speaker 1: Of nice things to say. He thought you were a

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Speaker 3: I think he's a great person.

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Speaker 5: No, he is. He is nice. He's really nice. That's

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Speaker 5: that's part of it.

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Speaker 3: That was part of it.

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Speaker 5: Ah, this is so weird to say. I don't really

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Speaker 1: What oh oh man?

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Speaker 3: Wow, that was like a band aid just ripped off.

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Speaker 2: I don't understand from what we've heard. You guys went

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Speaker 2: to a bar. He went and checked out an apartment

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Speaker 2: then you left. How is that using him?

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Speaker 5: It was totally using him, That was exactly the thing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, for what.

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Speaker 4: The apartment.

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Speaker 5: I know that was fine. I'm not I'm not proud

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Speaker 3: I sound a little proud.

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Speaker 5: I am kind of I'm kind of proud of my plan.

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Speaker 5: Like I I think I had a really good plan.

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Speaker 3: I don't get it, Like, you didn't even get the

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Speaker 5: No, it wasn't it. Here's what happened. So that apartment

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Speaker 5: so he was moving out. I knew he was moving out,

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Speaker 3: I don't I don't know why exes do this.

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Speaker 5: Okay, total jerk, Like just a total jerk move right there.

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Speaker 5: We wasn't giving it back to me. So I figured

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Speaker 3: Why wouldn't you just invite a girlfriend or something.

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Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, that wouldn't be a fun So

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Speaker 5: I go on, you get joy out of this. It's

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Speaker 4: It was. It was.

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Speaker 5: It was like sneaky.

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Speaker 4: It is.

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Speaker 5: So I go on line and I find this guy

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Speaker 5: And he's available that day, which is perfect. That's what

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Speaker 5: up this far. We like kind I get to know

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Speaker 5: and the only thing I hadn't like thought out, the

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Speaker 5: and I like give him a kiss, and I slipped

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Speaker 5: I'm thinking it is brilliant, so smart, right, I know

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Speaker 5: he's totally feeling it. The apartment lady's like, oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: Smart, smart, Yeah, you always need a fall guy. Whenever

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Speaker 3: Would you get it back out of his out of

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Speaker 5: So we go back to the bar and we're chatting

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Speaker 5: and he hangs up his jacket. I'm like, oh, this

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Speaker 5: is perfect. So I just reach in stealthily, double O

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Speaker 3: Wow, that is so cold hearted.

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Speaker 2: But it's an extremely intricate plan just to get a

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Speaker 4: For this lock.

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Speaker 5: Yes, Oceans eleven.

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Speaker 1: It as a compliment.

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Speaker 3: Why did you have to ditch Jack?

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Speaker 4: Like?

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Speaker 3: I don't understand.

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Speaker 5: I wasn't interested, Like I didn't want to date him.

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Speaker 5: I like, he's not my type at all.

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Speaker 1: You know what, I don't don't say that to us.

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Speaker 2: Jack deserves to hear that from you directly, and well,

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Speaker 2: now's your chance, because Naomi, Jack's been listening this entire

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Speaker 2: tell him off to his face.

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Speaker 5: Oh are you kidding me?

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Speaker 1: I'm serious?

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Speaker 4: Wow, Hi Naomi?

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Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, I didn't know you were on the phone.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what to say. This is crazy. You

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Speaker 4: could have just told me I would have been down

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Speaker 4: to the Ocean's eleven Brad Coulton's clooney style.

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Speaker 1: Really, I mean.

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Speaker 3: Honestly, Like a hot girl says, hey, you want to

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Speaker 3: help me, Like you want.

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Speaker 1: To help me steal from my ex boyfriend's apartment, I.

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Speaker 5: Feel like, no, it's not stealing, it's my necklace. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: I'm not interested in dating him. You sorry.

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Speaker 4: I just want you to know, like I do, think

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Speaker 4: you're a pretty bad person.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, he called Naomi. That was nice what you heard, Jeff.

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Speaker 1: You're a very pretty but bad person.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, sorry you feel that way. I just think it

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Speaker 5: a girl, you got a drink and then miss it

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Speaker 5: like nothing bad happened to you.

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Speaker 1: It's a good point.

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Speaker 3: I mean, he Jack, I am so sorry. This is

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Speaker 3: gonna be sucky.

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Speaker 2: Well, hold on, there's a I think there's an opportunity here.

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Speaker 2: You guys are all looking at the negatives here, Jack,

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Speaker 2: are there any items that your ex girlfriends have that

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Speaker 2: you'd like to get back? Naomi seems like the type

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Speaker 2: that be happy to be your accomplice.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I am happy never talking to Naomi again.

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Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, come on, Jack, you don't mean that had

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Speaker 1: at least two sequels.

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Speaker 5: We do work well together.

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Speaker 1: He didn't know he was worse. Just imagine how effective

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Speaker 5: I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. I

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Jack, I don't think this is a real loss

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Speaker 4: No, I'm picking up on that. I should have really

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Speaker 4: gone with my gut and now it was too good.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, do you realize that's exactly what Andy

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Speaker 2: Garcia said at the end of Oceans when he found

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Speaker 2: out he got taken for two billion dollars.

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey, the prophecy's picking fulfills. It's meant to be. He

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Speaker 1: didn't rooking Jeffrey in the morning.