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Speaker 1: If anyone listening has gone through their first home purchase,

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Speaker 1: you know, can be a really stressful situation.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, you need a lot of money for that,

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Speaker 2: So I gave up.

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Speaker 3: There's so much.

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Speaker 1: Paperwork, and maybe you won't get the house.

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Speaker 2: Maybe we won't get the house.

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Speaker 1: Especially tough when the mortgage company's dragging their feet on

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Speaker 1: it and it's coming down to the last day to

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Speaker 1: get everything all wrapped up. Oh well, that's what happened

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Speaker 1: to one guy. He only had twenty four hours left

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Speaker 1: to close on his brand new house, and thankfully his

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Speaker 1: best friend contacted us to prank, because you know who

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Speaker 1: wouldn't want an extremely distracted jose Bolanos in charge of

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Speaker 1: your homemade.

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Speaker 4: I can help.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna make him cry.

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Speaker 1: That's your phone tap right now?

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Speaker 2: Another Hello? Hey, Hey is this breast.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we did.

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Speaker 2: Hi. My name's Grayson. I'm calling for mortgage.

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Speaker 3: Oh hi, Hi.

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Speaker 2: I was going over your file, Brett, and it looks

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Speaker 2: like everything's in order on our end, so good luck.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: Excuse me, Yeah, I was sorry, Like I was saying,

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Speaker 2: it looks like looks like we got all your documents.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna pass this on to the processor.

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Speaker 3: Excuse me, I'm sorry, what is that annoyed?

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Speaker 4: What say that again?

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Speaker 3: Something's going on in the background and you kind of

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Speaker 3: sound out of breath.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh yeah that Oh.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what is that? It's a little distracting.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm I'm.

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Speaker 4: Working from home today. I'm trying to set up againness

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Speaker 4: world record for the most I'm sorry for the most

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Speaker 4: amount of time hitting a ping pong ball against the wall.

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Speaker 4: But I know it's pretty ambitious. But you're in good hands.

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Speaker 2: Don't worry.

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Speaker 3: Wait a minute.

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Speaker 4: I've been using my other hand to check all your documents.

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Speaker 3: No, this is very important to me. This is gonna

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Speaker 3: be my first home purchase. I need you to double

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Speaker 3: check everything.

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Speaker 4: And we are so proud of you here, thank you

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Speaker 4: for choosing. But no, I totally I checked everything.

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Speaker 2: I think I did what No, you think.

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Speaker 3: I got it all? This is ridiculous. This is my

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Speaker 3: first home and I need somebody that's gonna give some

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Speaker 3: attention to it. Not somebody that's trying to break a

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Speaker 3: ping pong ball record. That is idiotic.

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Speaker 4: You're in luck, Brett, because you came to the best

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Speaker 4: guy here, and if anything goes wrong, I can check it.

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Speaker 4: In fourteen hours and fifty three minutes once I'm done with.

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Speaker 3: This fourteen hours. No, I need I close on this

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Speaker 3: house tomorrow. I need to talk to somebody who can

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Speaker 3: do this for me.

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Speaker 4: Listen, you don't have to trust me. I should totally

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Speaker 4: do my job and also, in the meantime, I'm gonna

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Speaker 4: crush a world record at the same time. If anything,

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Speaker 4: you should be impressed.

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Speaker 3: I can't believe what I'm hearing right now. I'm not impressed.

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Speaker 3: I'm getting kissed. To be totally honest.

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Speaker 4: Well, are you saying that I'm not doing my job

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Speaker 4: because I.

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Speaker 2: Am I'm here?

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Speaker 3: Well, yeah, that's kind of what I'm saying. I need

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Speaker 3: to speak with a supervisor or someone else, or anyone else. Really?

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Speaker 4: Oh no, no, what's Oh my god?

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Speaker 3: What is going on?

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Speaker 5: I lost it?

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Speaker 4: I lost it because of you?

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Speaker 5: Are you your KIDDI ins I couldn't keep focused.

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Speaker 2: Why do you do that to be freends.

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Speaker 3: I didn't do anything. You called me halfway through trying

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Speaker 3: to set some dumb world record when you should have

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Speaker 3: been working on my mortgage.

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Speaker 4: Well you don't think I feel bad enough. I just

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Speaker 4: wasted the last nine minutes of my life.

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Speaker 3: You're only nine minutes into the record.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think maybe eight.

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Speaker 3: Why would you call me nine minutes in?

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Speaker 5: Well, I got bored.

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Speaker 4: What else am I going to do during a fifteen

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Speaker 4: hour old record?

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Speaker 3: You could be working on my house?

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Speaker 4: Okay, starting over?

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Speaker 3: But no, no, don't start over.

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Speaker 4: Well, haven't keep going?

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Speaker 1: How else?

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Speaker 5: No? How else?

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Speaker 2: Can I tell you?

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Speaker 4: This is a frank phone call? Brent's idiot?

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Speaker 2: What I lost it again?

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Speaker 5: Stop about one frank phone call, This brank phone call,

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Speaker 5: the one you're currently in, Because this is actually Jose

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Speaker 5: from the Ratio show Brick and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: We're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Your buddy Darren set you up.

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 2: He said you were super stressed. You're waiting on your

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Speaker 2: first ever mortgage to be accepted, so he knew you

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Speaker 2: were like prime and ready for a phone tab.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's stressful enough without talking to some idiot

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Speaker 3: playing ping pong.

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Speaker 2: Dude, it's totally a sound effect, like I can there

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Speaker 2: it is.

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Speaker 3: I was getting so angry.

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Speaker 2: What, dude, you don't trust me. I can't do a

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Speaker 2: mortgage in one hand and crush them Ginness records with another.

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Speaker 2: You have no faith, my friend.

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Speaker 3: Apparently nothing, We'll come.

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Speaker 2: Join Ping Pong mortgage. Oh wait, I'm sorry, IM back

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Speaker 2: up again. Can I call you back in fifteen hours Bretton,

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Speaker 2: I'll just put you on hold, just down the line, okay.

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Speaker 1: Oh I think he hung up.

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Speaker 4: Oh I missed the ball again.

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Speaker 3: What the heck? Weak up every morning with phone taps

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Speaker 3: weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the

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Speaker 3: Morning