WEBVTT - Goodbye 2024! (Also, Hello Vomit!)

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, live from the Farmland Fresh Dairy Studios. This is

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<v Speaker 1>serial Killers.

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<v Speaker 2>It is serial Killers. Andrew.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, I have to get my mic adjusted.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, you don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I have to look like a giraffe trying to eat

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<v Speaker 1>a leaf from a tree for.

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<v Speaker 2>Twenty twenty five. We should have that fixed.

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<v Speaker 1>I would love that.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you remember the time when we were supposed to

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<v Speaker 2>have a third mic put in here?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Remember, we should really just record someplace else because

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<v Speaker 1>this isn't conducive.

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<v Speaker 2>What we need not conducive. Well, this is the last

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<v Speaker 2>Serial Killers episode of twenty twenty four. Andrew. Fine, if

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<v Speaker 2>you're listening to this on the day it was released,

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<v Speaker 2>today is December thirtieth, twenty twenty four. Wow, big plans

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<v Speaker 2>tomorrow night? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I should be in Montana right now.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna be in Montana?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm going to Montana for New Year's what's there?

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<v Speaker 2>Elk?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, elk. Come, I'm moving with Kim and Michelle and

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<v Speaker 1>my friend Nick.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh. You guys are gonna survive.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, we're gonna because she was on Survivor. I hope

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<v Speaker 1>it's not challenging. Yeah, no, we're going there.

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<v Speaker 2>Please, I'm sure you guys are gonna be in a

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<v Speaker 2>Foofushihi five star hotels restaurants.

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<v Speaker 1>So I saw the air she's that she she for fro.

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<v Speaker 1>Really it does have a hot tub though, that was

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<v Speaker 1>my one stipulation. I said, I just want a hot tub.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna try skiing, not at the American dream All

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<v Speaker 1>for the first time ever. Yeah, so we'll see how

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<v Speaker 1>it goes.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you send me some hot tub pics? Just kind

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<v Speaker 2>of curious?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh rare? Yeah, of course, anything for you, daddy.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, don't ever call me that. I can't. I can't,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't, I can't. Hey, let's eat some cereal, shall we? Andrew, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>let's go, kiddo.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, is what it sounds like.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's just weird for me. I have daughters. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't like all that. So anyway, let's get one day.

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<v Speaker 2>You'll learn one day. So our good friends at Post

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<v Speaker 2>sent us this cereal. I bet you didn't even know

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<v Speaker 2>it was coming.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't because I don't know anything.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you don't follow, I'm stupid. Well, hey, you said it,

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<v Speaker 2>so check it out, Andrew luck. It's Post Honey bunches

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<v Speaker 2>of oats chocolate.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh nice?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, made with real chocolate and cocoa.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so the flakes are actually chocolate. Oh the first

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<v Speaker 2>time Honey Bunches of Votes or hbooh has ever done

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<v Speaker 2>anything like this hbo oh? Yeah, you know for the insiders,

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<v Speaker 2>that's what we call it. Oh really, yeah, you're.

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<v Speaker 1>Just in a chat with a group of people who

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<v Speaker 1>call it hbo oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean, you know, if you were walking down

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<v Speaker 2>the street and someone said hbooh, I'd be like, Honey

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<v Speaker 2>bunches of Votes, what's up? High five?

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<v Speaker 1>You'd be like what, Yeah, you're right, I would because

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<v Speaker 1>if anybody ever asked me on the street about hboo,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be like, is that a new disease? Is it

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<v Speaker 1>a charity? I should be donating too?

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<v Speaker 2>It's sad, It really is sad after all this time,

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<v Speaker 2>Andrew ooh, smell it's nice. I don't like that really?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah no, it smells like chocolate frosting, Like straight up

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<v Speaker 1>chocolate frosting.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, am in and thank you to our friends at

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<v Speaker 2>Farmland Fresh Staies for a wonderful, wonderful twenty twenty four.

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<v Speaker 2>Our Farmland Fresh Dairies fridge has been bursting with dairy

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<v Speaker 2>products all year long. Okay, and there's some of our

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<v Speaker 2>favorite I'm gonna go back to it right now. Can

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<v Speaker 2>you guess what Farman Fresh Stairries milk? I'm gonna get

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<v Speaker 2>a whole milk because you like it with chocolate.

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<v Speaker 1>Two percent?

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<v Speaker 2>What kind?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh? Two percent Farmland Fresh Fresh Dairies Organic? Oh? Yes, organic?

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<v Speaker 2>This. So I guess if you look back at all

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<v Speaker 2>the episodes from the year, this is probably the milk

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<v Speaker 2>that I've used most. This is my milk of choice

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<v Speaker 2>from Farmland Fresh Dairies.

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<v Speaker 1>Yum. I made my parents buy it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you made them, You made them well.

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<v Speaker 1>I said. I would really love if you supported me

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<v Speaker 1>and my podcast and our friends at Farmland Fresh Dairies.

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<v Speaker 1>If I come home and I eat cereal, which I

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<v Speaker 1>do because there's not too much breakfast foods at my parents' house.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, we're now a Formulion Fresh Dairies house and

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<v Speaker 1>a Farmlion Fresh Dairyes house. Only good good.

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<v Speaker 2>So these flakes they look yellow as the chocolate starts

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<v Speaker 2>to wear.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like. Is that a raisin?

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<v Speaker 2>No? No, no, it could be a chunk of it's a

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<v Speaker 2>chunk of It's a it's a bunch of Oh to

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<v Speaker 2>Andrew it's a b o o.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. It kind of looks like poop. Mmmm.

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<v Speaker 2>Now this is good. Let me tell you why it's good.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know why the chocolate.

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<v Speaker 1>Is good, Andrew, because it's cocoa.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but do you know why it's good and why

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<v Speaker 2>you're tasting the familiarity.

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<v Speaker 1>Because the honey bunches. It's the hbo oh taste you've

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<v Speaker 1>come to expect.

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<v Speaker 2>No, who makes it?

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<v Speaker 1>Posts?

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<v Speaker 2>And what are the fabulous chocolate cereal just Post make.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's say at the same time. Ready, yeah, one, two, three,

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<v Speaker 1>Coco Puffs, Cocoa crabers, Coco Locos, Coco Coco. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the flintstone.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what's it called?

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<v Speaker 1>The pebbles?

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<v Speaker 2>God? Really? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the chocolate, coca pebbles and cocoa.

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<v Speaker 2>Holy hell in a handbasket. Mm hmm that's like pulling

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<v Speaker 2>teeth mm hm. Anyway, just taste, like right, I get

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<v Speaker 2>the coca pebbles taste and I love that. It's just

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<v Speaker 2>it tastes like the cocoa from Coco pebls, but on

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<v Speaker 2>something different. It's on a flake instead of on a pebble.

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<v Speaker 1>Chocolate flavor washes off pretty quickly mm hm. Not gonna lie.

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<v Speaker 2>I was hoping you would. I've actually kind of had

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<v Speaker 2>enough of that, not just from you, but some my

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<v Speaker 2>kids will be sitting on the couch watching the dumb Tiktoks,

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<v Speaker 2>which I hope is outlawed by now, and like, not

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<v Speaker 2>gonna lie. But this was the best thing I ever had.

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<v Speaker 2>Why do you have to start every sentence with not

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<v Speaker 2>gonna lie or or basically really, I'm sorry you were

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<v Speaker 2>saying anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the chocolate flavor washes off pretty quickly and there's

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<v Speaker 1>not much left after that outside of a honey bunch

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<v Speaker 1>in hbo o flake thank you. So I don't love it.

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<v Speaker 1>The initial taste was nice, but it kind of washed

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<v Speaker 1>the way too quick. So the three bowls for me.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a shame. That is a sad, sad shame because

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<v Speaker 2>if you taste the milk, guarantee you it's gonna just

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<v Speaker 2>like Coca Pebble milk m and it does well. Four

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<v Speaker 2>balls and four balls in a.

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<v Speaker 1>Spim Uh can I you're wearing a band aid I'd

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<v Speaker 1>rather not say. Is your finger infected?

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<v Speaker 2>Probably? Look okay? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, probably is. Wow, I've had just band it for

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<v Speaker 1>two weeks already. Maybe you should change it?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I changed it three times a day?

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<v Speaker 1>What?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm so sorry. You're being serious.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, because every time I wash my hands it gets

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<v Speaker 2>wet and it needs to be dry out and change it.

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<v Speaker 1>You change band aids three times a day. I have

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<v Speaker 1>to you are keeping the band aid industry so profitable.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a giant box, Dude, I've band aids from

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<v Speaker 2>years ago. I just I need to use them. I

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<v Speaker 2>need cuts three.

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<v Speaker 1>Times a day. That's psychotic. Do you know what I

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<v Speaker 1>found in my parents? That is insane?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what I found in my parents bathroom

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<v Speaker 2>last week? No, you're not gonna believe this. You also

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<v Speaker 2>don't even know what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I had band aids in my parents my medicine

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<v Speaker 1>cabinet at home. Yeah, nineteen ninety five from shop right,

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<v Speaker 1>that's cool. Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>But were they in a metal No? Were they in

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<v Speaker 2>a metal tin? And did you have to open them

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<v Speaker 2>with a little red thread?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that is bringing back memories. Just so many people

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<v Speaker 2>listening to this podcast, not you, millennial, but.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, not you. You're excluded from this narrative.

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<v Speaker 2>Back in the they probably changed in the early nineties

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<v Speaker 2>or late eighties. They used to come in a tin

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<v Speaker 2>with a flip top.

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<v Speaker 1>Like the gum.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, the pink, Yes, that's what it was. That

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<v Speaker 2>was a band aid container in all different sizes. You'd

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<v Speaker 2>flip the top up and you would have to tear

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<v Speaker 2>the top and then there was a red string and

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<v Speaker 2>you had to tear it across the side of the bed.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's how the band aid package opened.

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<v Speaker 1>That. It was very odd packaging, right yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, yeah, And that lasted a very long time. But

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<v Speaker 2>now you know this is really good.

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<v Speaker 1>Eh, not my favor, but the life sure does.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, get that out of here. Let's move on.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, the next one's going.

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<v Speaker 2>To be horrific, so we could just skip it.

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<v Speaker 1>A few Oh no, look I told you I.

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<v Speaker 2>Got a through the shack and just get I just

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<v Speaker 2>get excuses. There's so much we just gotta get rid

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<v Speaker 2>of it. So this is another one that Matt sensers.

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<v Speaker 1>Just the way you just took it out. It sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like packing peanuts are inside like it sounds like too frenchy.

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<v Speaker 2>It's another love bird cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I read it? You may love birds, love birds,

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<v Speaker 1>love bird bird nutrient rich superfood ingredients with no weird

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<v Speaker 1>stuff to help with gut health and support your immune system.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, this is like us. Can I read

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<v Speaker 1>this like a poem? Go ahead, I need to pull

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<v Speaker 1>up there. Birth of my daughter was powerful. I was

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<v Speaker 1>in awe of my wife's strength, the perfection of my

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<v Speaker 1>daughter from her first cry, and the gratitude of becoming

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<v Speaker 1>a dad. I felt a calling to make a difference.

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<v Speaker 1>I left my big food job to clean up cereal

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<v Speaker 1>with the real food ingredients from the earth and to

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<v Speaker 1>fight childhood cancer. By okay, now, I feel like it

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<v Speaker 1>a whole cancer. By give me twenty percent of the prophets. Together,

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<v Speaker 1>we can rise and fly to a better, good future.

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<v Speaker 1>You're a horrible human being, and I feel that way

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<v Speaker 1>for sure right now as well. You should help cancer kids. Yep,

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<v Speaker 1>and here I am.

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<v Speaker 2>The problem is, though, it's going to be horrible, and

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<v Speaker 2>we're gonna have to tell it like it is. Andy.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. Well, I hope that they've done a

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<v Speaker 1>lot to help.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, anyway, so why didn't you tell me that it

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<v Speaker 2>went there? This is Lovebird cocw oh's because it's not

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<v Speaker 2>even cocoa, it's cocaw ohs and it's trademarked fair trade

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<v Speaker 2>Cassava coconut, honey, coconut sugar, coco coconut oil, Himalayan salt,

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<v Speaker 2>and vanilla.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, sometimes Himalayan salt comes through a little too strong,

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<v Speaker 1>you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow.

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<v Speaker 1>It even says it right here, twenty percent of profits

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<v Speaker 1>given to my childhood cancer.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I don't think childhood cancers are funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Andrew not either, But you want me read a whole thing,

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<v Speaker 1>and then it was for childhood cancer.

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<v Speaker 2>The bag ripped. This is just a but we love it.

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<v Speaker 1>We love that.

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<v Speaker 2>No, we love what you guys are doing. It's sad

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<v Speaker 2>that the cereal is going to be just awful.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we love that.

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<v Speaker 2>But thank you for being charitable.

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<v Speaker 1>These were broken up until like a million different baby

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<v Speaker 1>pieces we're talking about. They're too crunchy, they like broke, they.

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<v Speaker 2>Smell like a little bit of chocolate. Here you go.

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<v Speaker 2>I should have made this a full chocolate episode, but

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<v Speaker 2>I did not curate it properly.

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<v Speaker 1>You never do, really, your curation has been getting weak.

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<v Speaker 2>Look back over the hundreds of episodes.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'll show you the episodes where you're like, I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't curate this right, We should have done this one first.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I always do the same thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you're the one who curates it, so shouldn't be better.

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<v Speaker 1>And you just go, what do you do?

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<v Speaker 2>I have an idea. Here, here's an idea. Twenty twenty five, Andrew.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that you need to go get all the cereals, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>and you need to curate the episodes.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll curate.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't even know what we've done. No, dude, God,

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<v Speaker 2>you can't. No, you can't go up and down the

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<v Speaker 2>aisle and wed ohnew that you can't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>I can go on serial killers PC dot com.

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<v Speaker 2>Like that time consuming time.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, why do we have a website then that has

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<v Speaker 1>a search.

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<v Speaker 2>Bar for so our listeners?

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<v Speaker 1>Know?

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<v Speaker 2>I know our children, you know all thousand of them.

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<v Speaker 2>I sure do. I can tell you what we've done

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<v Speaker 2>and what we haven't.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Cereal now, no, Andrew is nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's funny. I don't have the same reaction.

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<v Speaker 1>It tastes like barbecue chips.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not good. No, but I'm not going to spit it.

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<v Speaker 2>At the very end, tastes like vomit. We had another vomit? Cereal?

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<v Speaker 1>Was it?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I love what you're doing, but please change.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow. I can only give it a spoon because of

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<v Speaker 2>the after vomit taste that is strong. It's not good, man,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Look, the unhealthier it is, the better

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<v Speaker 2>it tastes.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like sick. Yeah, that was not good.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's regroup and we will be back right after this.

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<v Speaker 1>If there's a charity, I'll have and we're back.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Andrew said he was gonna give money to love Birds.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I happily will if I find the charity. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna eat the cereal, but I will donate.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, I gotta tell you, oh you know, I'll just

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<v Speaker 2>do I'm gonna do this. Oh no, I can't because

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<v Speaker 2>it's not coming up on the next but coming up

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<v Speaker 2>in twenty twenty five. Andrew. Yeah, so many, so many

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<v Speaker 2>new cereals.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, remember when we were in a drought for a second.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you were getting a little worried.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So I tell you there's two new Cheerio protein

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<v Speaker 2>cereals cereals that are coming cinnamon and something else.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry, Just give me one second. What I'm

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<v Speaker 1>feeling very nauseous.

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<v Speaker 2>Oreo Puffs cereal is on the way.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna keep talking, Okay, Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>The glazed little donut cereals from Kellogg's. You got the applejacks,

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<v Speaker 2>you got the crave and the frosted flakes. That's all

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<v Speaker 2>coming twenty twenty five. We have them. If you look

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<v Speaker 2>down there they were there.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, But my mom always sends me the glazed ones.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. She's like, have you always? I mean it just

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<v Speaker 2>came out, but always, that's cool.

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<v Speaker 1>She sentenced me like twice already.

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<v Speaker 2>Always thank you, Donna, Thank you, Donna.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm's gonna put you on a tech star with my mom.

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<v Speaker 1>So so when she sees cereals, you could snarkily reply

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<v Speaker 1>to my mom.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean, it's like the people that continuously send

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<v Speaker 2>me the news story about your two dollar bill could

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<v Speaker 2>be worth more. I'm like, thank you. You know what,

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<v Speaker 2>any denomination of currency can be worth more if it's

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<v Speaker 2>old and in good condition, So please stop sending me

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<v Speaker 2>that story. I get it, I get it. And don't

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<v Speaker 2>you think somebody that's about two dollar bills knows.

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<v Speaker 1>You know that those are rotten.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, I have to send it to a winner.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop Are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 2>You cannot say our packaged meats and cheese last forever.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not a meat or a cheese. It's not.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>It's bread.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it isn't. There's crackers and meat and cheese. Look

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<v Speaker 2>behind you. That's what it is. I can't. We'll talk

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<v Speaker 2>about it later. We're not doing it. We're not doing this.

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<v Speaker 1>On the podcast came those were sent to all of us. No,

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<v Speaker 1>that's different.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it isn't. That's exactly what was in there.

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<v Speaker 1>I promise you it's not.

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<v Speaker 2>I know exactly what. I took that out so I

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<v Speaker 2>know it is. Let's not have a right here.

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<v Speaker 1>I was given that and made them okay, So sorry

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<v Speaker 1>to whoever is getting that.

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<v Speaker 2>You have no idea what we're talking about. So we

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<v Speaker 2>need sweet and artificial. Here we go. This is from

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<v Speaker 2>Save a lot of supermarkets. It's Kiggins Kiggins fruity Ringers.

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<v Speaker 1>That sounds like a slur.

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<v Speaker 2>Fruity ringers. I don't know, but I like them. Look

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<v Speaker 2>at these guys, little aliens, I think, right, you know what?

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<v Speaker 2>They remind me of the met guys from the Muppets.

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<v Speaker 2>What were those those guys? You know you're.

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<v Speaker 1>The aliens alien?

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<v Speaker 2>Right? What noises did they make? No, that's a road runner.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe up those guys with the antenna on their head.

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<v Speaker 2>You know something, Andrew, You just you don't like to cooperate.

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<v Speaker 1>It says you. When I said, not gonna lie, and

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<v Speaker 1>you were like had to stop down for like two

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<v Speaker 1>full minutes to talk about how you hate how people

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<v Speaker 1>say that talks ban It smells like fruit loops.

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<v Speaker 2>Really use fruit loops pie. No, it tastes like soap.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, it tastes like soap. You taste it.

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<v Speaker 2>It smells like soap. It smells like I'm at Bath

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<v Speaker 2>and body Works with the big candle.

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<v Speaker 1>Sell Let me tell you something, Bath and body Works.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell me it's a chill just a little bit with

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<v Speaker 1>the scents. You walk in there and they are ready

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<v Speaker 1>to sell you the store. Can I get you a

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<v Speaker 1>lotion with a candle with the matching body.

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<v Speaker 2>It's almost like a car dealership or a furniture store

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<v Speaker 2>at this point, leave me alone.

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<v Speaker 1>And why do I want to smell like my candle.

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<v Speaker 2>And my grandma?

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly? I don't want to smell like an apple spice

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<v Speaker 1>harvest all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>Although a fruity Ringer's candle might be delicious.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, mean, well that milk, why.

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<v Speaker 2>Look the spoon, Oh yeah, from the other one. Yeah, anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>far the first dairy's two percent reduced fat organic, ultra pasteurized. Andrew,

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<v Speaker 2>It's ultra is the best time you can get all no.

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<v Speaker 1>It hastes all.

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<v Speaker 2>No a couple days ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so they are old.

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<v Speaker 2>They're not old.

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<v Speaker 1>They're a month old.

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<v Speaker 2>Cereal lasts way beyond the best, not this one. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>This tastes like cardboard packing peanuts that have fruity flavor

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<v Speaker 1>to them. I don't like the texture. It might be

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<v Speaker 1>because they're old. Nope, So I'm gonna give this three

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<v Speaker 1>bowls in a spoon. You get it somewhat of a

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<v Speaker 1>fruit loop taste. It's just I'm not liking the text.

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<v Speaker 2>It's very very artificial. Yeah, I'm gonna agree with you, Andrew,

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<v Speaker 2>when you have three bowls in a spoon. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>for the most part, store brand fruit loops.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, listen, you're not getting anything bad out of this deal.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm sure there's some kind of like red number

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<v Speaker 2>ten that you'll die from.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, it may cut a couple of years

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<v Speaker 1>off your life.

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<v Speaker 2>But but for the most part, it's store brand fruit

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<v Speaker 2>loops are generally, you know, pretty okay.

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<v Speaker 1>You're looking for a fruit loop taste. There's a good knockoff,

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<v Speaker 1>but just make sure you eat it before the expire date.

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<v Speaker 2>Now listen, Thank you so much. The year is done, Andrew,

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<v Speaker 2>it is Yes, the year is over. Okay, thank you

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<v Speaker 2>for being here with us in twenty twenty four. We

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<v Speaker 2>will be here for you. What a big year for

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<v Speaker 2>us in twenty twenty five and beyond. Yeah, it was

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<v Speaker 2>a big year.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>This was the year of Farmland Fresh Dairies.

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<v Speaker 1>Farmland Fresh saries, yep, love them.

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<v Speaker 2>This was the year of and that's about it.

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<v Speaker 1>We got nominated for our podcast award?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that this year? Yes? Oh wow, and we went

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<v Speaker 2>to we had to Austin that we are.

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<v Speaker 1>Now award nominated podcast hosts. So yeah, pretty big deal.

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<v Speaker 2>I think so, yeah, I think so. So maybe in

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<v Speaker 2>twenty twenty five will win something. Yes, that would be awesome,

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<v Speaker 2>wouldn't be cool?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I love that anyway. Thank you once again to our

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<v Speaker 2>very very good friends at farm Them Fresh Dairies. Follow

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<v Speaker 2>them on Instagram.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw how the kids are doing it these days.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on the hearts. Yeah yeah, I have a hard

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<v Speaker 2>time doing the the meeting you half way there, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know, is that right?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Oh, look at that we made a heart.

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<v Speaker 2>That's cool. Thank you Farming Fresh Dairies. Thank you Andrew,

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you Scott. You're a wonderful, wonderful human being. Even

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<v Speaker 2>though are you I mess with you a lot. I

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<v Speaker 2>love you so much and happy and healthy and prosperous

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<v Speaker 2>New Year twenty twenty five. It's been a roller coaster

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<v Speaker 2>this year. You know, what is the arm personally and

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<v Speaker 2>and all that kind of stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well, let's save a ball chat for everybody.

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<v Speaker 2>But for everybody, that's for everybody. You know. The life

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<v Speaker 2>has its ups and down.

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<v Speaker 1>It does.

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<v Speaker 2>We're on the upward climb. Andrew absolutely so have a great,

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<v Speaker 2>great New Year's Eve. Be careful, don't drink too much,

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<v Speaker 2>and if you do, you know, designated.

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<v Speaker 1>Driver always please, always, always please drink responsibly.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, or just drink some Farman Fresh Dairies milk and

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<v Speaker 2>you'll be fine.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, Santa loves Farming Fresh Dairies.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you make some kind of a cocktail with milk?

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<v Speaker 1>There's white Russian?

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't it that old man stuff that Nate drinks White Russians?

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<v Speaker 2>White Russians?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't get it. Can you not have it?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you mix like form them fresh dairies milk and

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<v Speaker 2>like eggnog.

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<v Speaker 1>You can get your eggnog. That's right, eggnog delicious.

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<v Speaker 2>Free, free, delicious. Yeah. Times running out on the eggnog. Yep,

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<v Speaker 2>you better go pick it up now, all right. Thank

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<v Speaker 2>you so much for listening. Happy New Year, We love

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<v Speaker 2>you so much, Thank you for listening, and until we

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<v Speaker 2>see you in twenty twenty five, say Crunch Andrew