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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, all things considered. Things considered, Yeah, I mean

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Speaker 2: Ozzy Osbourne just died, so we're dealing with that.

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Speaker 1: Fucked up I'm just getting yeah, I just got it.

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Speaker 2: Whoa, he just took the big bat to the sky

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Speaker 3: Actually customary up here? That's what you're supposed to do

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Speaker 3: to the bat that takes you up here. To Jesus,

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Speaker 3: they don't want you to tip them. They do want

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Speaker 2: Oh that was in des mooint Iowa, that he bit

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's not where he died though.

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Speaker 1: A bunch of fake bats? And then he grabbed one

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Speaker 1: real bat? Yes, you're so impossible.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, we're gonna talk conspiracy theories I don't

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we'll get into it.

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Speaker 3: We can get him the day and nothing else. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Hello the Internet, and welcome to season three, ninety eight,

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Speaker 4: Episode three.

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Speaker 3: Of Dirt Eily's Eight Guys, a production by Heart Radio.

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Speaker 3: It's a podcast where we take a deep dive into

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Speaker 3: American shared consciousness. And it's Wednesday, July twenty third, twenty

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Speaker 3: twenty feet breath Ripazzi, Urri pazzi, Wow ri ip Malcolm

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Speaker 3: Jamal Warner. Also we got wait, what about that?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he died yesterday or on Monday or the reporting

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Speaker 3: What the fuck?

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Speaker 2: Yes, geez, you're not getting your elder mind up on

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Speaker 3: I got a pulled away in the room.

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Speaker 2: geese in Costa Rica.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, fucking nineteen eighties. Me is like, what how is

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Speaker 3: this possible? I mean, it's still what a fucking track

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Speaker 3: is Bill cost Me? I know what he is. He is,

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Speaker 3: It's July twenty third, twenty twenty five. Wow, okay, little Morgin. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: back on track, Miles. We got to tell the people

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Speaker 3: what day is day?

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Speaker 2: You know what, It's National Lemon Day, It's Vanilla ice

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Speaker 2: Nana Liz, because it's gorgeous Grandma Day.

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Speaker 3: Shout out all the gorgeous grandmas out there, gorgeous Grandma's

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Speaker 3: and gorgeous Yeah, hell yeah, gorgeous Grandma's Day. That sounds

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Speaker 2: Don't worry. That's great grandma. I love it.

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Speaker 3: Shout out grandma's, shout out grandma's everywhere. My name is

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Speaker 3: at Guy for a couple of days. But shout out

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Speaker 3: to you, Andrew. And I'm thrilled to be joined as

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Speaker 5: Miles Gray a k digging myself a hole, going deep,

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Speaker 2: Moran Vio, thanks for that best Carlton. I know you

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Speaker 3: Hysteria podcast, exploring the fantastical thinking and irrational fears of

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Speaker 3: Please welcome the brilliant and talented Chelsea Webersmith. Josey.

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Speaker 1: I'm so happy to be back you guys. That song

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Speaker 3: Who did that?

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Speaker 2: That was Paul Moran vio all right, I love it.

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Speaker 1: I'll also shout my granny out because I call her

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Speaker 1: Gorgeous Granny.

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Speaker 1: She lives actually about forty minutes from me, and we

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Speaker 1: and we watch Celebrity Jeopardy as our current favorite.

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Speaker 1: Margaret Show is incredible on it and almost every time

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Speaker 3: The comedians I'm telling you, Andy Richter was on there

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Speaker 2: of this pasta similar to Penny means little mustaches doesn't

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Speaker 3: Now? King David and Jesus both hailed from this town.

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Speaker 4: that refers to an economic crash and the fear driven

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Speaker 1: You can get a lot closer than that, But how

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Speaker 3: Because these United States.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, my father in law the I heard my son

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Speaker 3: check in. That's just how we're kicking things off these days.

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Speaker 3: Just where we at, how's everybody within the Trump administration

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Speaker 2: Bombs abound?

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Speaker 3: And we're gonna talk about Uber with Guns, a new

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Speaker 3: app that I think we've covered the launch, but they've

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Speaker 3: dropped some new features that are pretty wild. Protector has

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Speaker 3: blown up thanks to the United Healthcare CEO assassination They

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Speaker 3: even like rd a video where they were like, here's

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Speaker 3: what happened if Luigi tried that shit on Protector?

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Speaker 1: Well, as I always do, I'm bringing you something from

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Speaker 1: our latest episode project, and my search history is Dear

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Speaker 1: Great question?

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Speaker 1: The Happy Birthday song?

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Speaker 3: Mmm?

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Speaker 1: Okay, so I have this friend.

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Speaker 3: So it's not like Mary had It's like, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: It's like a like, it's just hard.

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Speaker 1: You're kind of bleeding people.

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Speaker 2: I always do harmony at the end to really fill

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Speaker 3: Yeah, if you're down here and he wants you up here,

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Speaker 2: You'd you.

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Speaker 3: Fuck you ruined it, I said, flat dickhead.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, Happy happy sixth birthday, Amy, thanks for having us.

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Speaker 3: She'll never sing. Who are those people? You just go

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Speaker 2: Are you bad at singing Happy Birthday? Chelsea?

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Speaker 1: I am?

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Speaker 2: And that resonated with you.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, no, my whole family is so bad at it.

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Speaker 1: So she comes in and she'll be like, we're going

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Speaker 3: But nope, is happening.

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Speaker 1: That's something where you're thinking about it too.

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Speaker 3: Much to it again? Damn it, I went too high And.

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Speaker 1: Wow that was interesting.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so sorry about you doing too much.

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Speaker 3: Sorry you're doing too much again. Anyway, that's a great theory.

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Speaker 3: I love that theory.

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Speaker 3: Do other cultures have easier to sing happy birthday song?

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Speaker 1: Seems like it. I haven't looked into this and yet,

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Speaker 3: Birthday to you? Is that easier?

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Speaker 1: Is that?

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Speaker 3: What? Is that just.

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Speaker 1: The new one?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't I think that it is.

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Speaker 1: According to Ezra, it is a particularly.

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Speaker 3: Difficult hard and also there's a backstory there that I

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Speaker 2: Isn't that yet, because that's why they're like some restaurants

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Speaker 2: and it feels more like anybody can hop at any point

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Speaker 2: the first measure is always fucked because no one knows

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Speaker 2: what the key is.

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Speaker 1: It's really hard.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And that's why I'm like, just get me out

445
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:26,280
Speaker 2: of here. I don't care if it's my child's second birthday.

446
00:23:26,119 --> 00:23:28,680
Speaker 3: Right, guys, I'm gonna start up. I'm gonna start up here,

447
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:31,560
Speaker 3: and you just try and keep up. Ready, A one

448
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Speaker 3: A two. Mildred and Patty Hill wrote the Happy Birthday

449
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:40,320
Speaker 3: song and uh in public domainiat I don't think it is?

450
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Speaker 1: Well, yeah, you had another reason that it is.

451
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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh wow, so okay wow. The Warner Chapel Music

452
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:53,160
Speaker 2: tried to claim copyright, but in twenty fifteen, their copyright

453
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Speaker 2: claim was declared invalid and they had to pay back

454
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Speaker 2: fourteen million dollars they received in licensing.

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Speaker 1: Wow, damn, okay, the drama depense, Alright, we're.

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Speaker 3: Back, happy birth. Damn. We're really fucking playing it fast

457
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Speaker 3: and loose if we if it hadn't been public domain,

458
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Speaker 3: we were singing all over the episode.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I mean, yeah, we already got dinged by

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Speaker 2: Eminem that one time, so I know we did.

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Speaker 3: Eminem's like the most litiga Eminem's people.

462
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Speaker 2: I'd like to think it's Eminem me too.

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Speaker 3: All Right, let's take a quick break. We'll be right back.

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Speaker 3: All right, we're back, alright, alright, alright, we're back. All right, fine,

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Speaker 3: I'll bite.

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Speaker 2: We're back, fine, I'll bite. What's Jeffrey Epstein?

467
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Speaker 3: What's all right? Fine? All bite? Who's this Epstein guy?

468
00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:55,480
Speaker 3: What's the story here? I heard he's dead? So like,

469
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Speaker 3: why do I even care about it? Wasn't even like that.

470
00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:02,480
Speaker 3: Big Bill Gates and Donald Trump both told me he's dead,

471
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Speaker 3: so like it doesn't.

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Speaker 2: Matter no further questions Dad, moving on. Uh, yeah, this

473
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Speaker 2: story is not gonna go a But New.

474
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Speaker 3: York Times was wrong when they were like this seems

475
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Speaker 3: like Trump has turned the tide on this and following

476
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Speaker 3: up over there, just shut up over there, what are

477
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Speaker 3: you're saying?

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Speaker 2: Who again? You're they're doing the Caroline Levitt thing of

479
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:28,800
Speaker 2: performing for Trump specifically when they write shit like that

480
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:31,439
Speaker 2: because no one fucking believes it. But Trump will be like,

481
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Speaker 2: did you see what the New York Times said exactly?

482
00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:37,040
Speaker 2: And then you know, Maggie Haberman or whatever, can you

483
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Speaker 2: know learn it or some other little nuggets or something.

484
00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:42,520
Speaker 2: But anyway, just want to check in because it's a

485
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Speaker 2: full court press in terms of trying to create distractions

486
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Speaker 2: from the Epstein case files, knowledge how Trump is involved.

487
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Speaker 2: Just to start Tulci Gabbard, the Director of National Intelligence,

488
00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:56,680
Speaker 2: and sometimes well most of the times, Russian asset has

489
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:59,960
Speaker 2: really swung for the fences in trying to like activate

490
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Speaker 2: people's anti black racism as a distraction.

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Speaker 3: It usually works, Yeah, I.

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Speaker 2: Mean in America. But you know what, if you put

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Speaker 2: that on a menu of just possible ways to divert

494
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Speaker 2: this energy, I'd be like.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you might have anti black racism please.

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Speaker 2: Oh yes, okay, well, why don't we try this one

497
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Speaker 2: on for size. Barack Obama did tam because he created

498
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Speaker 2: the Russia hoax on me? Wow? Yeah, yeah. This is

499
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:30,199
Speaker 2: like a very stupid thing where now she's saying that

500
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Speaker 2: Trump or the whole Russia hoax was created by Barack

501
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:38,720
Speaker 2: Obama to fake that. It doesn't make sense unless you

502
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Speaker 2: really want to believe that Trump isn't in the Epstein files.

503
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Speaker 2: I wish I could cover it with with a little

504
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Speaker 2: bit more enthusiasm.

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Speaker 3: Wait, so what does it have to do with Epstein file?

506
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Speaker 3: They're just saying because he was like that, this is

507
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Speaker 3: all part of them.

508
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:56,399
Speaker 2: They created the files. They're the ones who have always

509
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:59,280
Speaker 2: been trying to get me with Russia, Russia, Russia, the

510
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Speaker 2: Laptop from Hell.

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Speaker 3: It seems like almost they're preparing for the files to

512
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Speaker 3: come out so that they can basically some level they need.

513
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:11,840
Speaker 2: They definitely want to set the table for people to

514
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:15,040
Speaker 2: be like, like to confirm some bias and not people

515
00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:17,000
Speaker 2: be like, wait what about Trump though? You know what

516
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:21,080
Speaker 2: I mean, Like they know because the way the Republican

517
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:25,040
Speaker 2: audience looks at this is this means that the Clinton's

518
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:28,959
Speaker 2: and Obama's and Biden's are going down in the Epstein files,

519
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:30,720
Speaker 2: you know, like that's how it's presented a lot of

520
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:32,880
Speaker 2: the time because like, look at them, they're on the flightload.

521
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:35,760
Speaker 2: What does this mean? But the one thing like so

522
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:39,119
Speaker 2: they said, they're like, oh, Obama said that the election

523
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Speaker 2: was hacked, that they hacked the elections. Like no one

524
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Speaker 2: ever said the election itself was hacked in twenty sixteen.

525
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:48,880
Speaker 2: What they're talking about is all the intelligence reporting, journalistic

526
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:52,720
Speaker 2: reporting that has been about, like Russians approaching members of

527
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:56,800
Speaker 2: the Trump campaign, the Cambridge Analytica, like psychographic data that

528
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:59,439
Speaker 2: was used for Facebook trolls and the troll farms that

529
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:03,240
Speaker 2: exist there, you know, fucking hacking the DNC emails. Like yeah,

530
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:07,639
Speaker 2: that shit happened. But again that's what people were talking about.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, they're now trying to say Obama needs to

532
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Speaker 2: go in prison. And Trump even posted like an AI

533
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:15,480
Speaker 2: video don't know if you saw that where Trump was sitting.

534
00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:17,000
Speaker 3: Across from Obama gets arrested.

535
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:19,160
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, they're sitting, Yeah, they're sitting in the oval.

536
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:22,359
Speaker 2: And then Trump's like whee as he's being handcuffed by

537
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Speaker 2: sort of nondescript FBI jacket clad people.

538
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Speaker 1: And they're doing like this weird like hoax inside a hoax,

539
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:33,120
Speaker 1: where it's like they're creating a hoax that didn't exist

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00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:35,000
Speaker 1: to say that it was a hoax because they can

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Speaker 1: prove that hoax didn't happen, right, they can prove that.

542
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:40,400
Speaker 1: I don't know, it just seems like they're creating a

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Speaker 1: new hoax to then discredit that hoax to make it

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Speaker 1: seem like everything's so yeah.

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Speaker 2: Because what they're they're taking the actual intel assessment of like, quote,

546
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Speaker 2: Russia and Russian and criminal actors did not impact recent

547
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Speaker 2: US election results by conduct by specifically, yes, by conducting

548
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Speaker 2: cyber attacks on infant structure.

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00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:02,200
Speaker 3: Yeah we know that.

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Speaker 1: We don't say that, but now they're saying that, yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 2: Then they use headlines from places like the New York

552
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:14,800
Speaker 2: Times talking about Russian hackers acted to a Trump in election. Yeah,

553
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:18,760
Speaker 2: by releasing like materials that would you know, be perceived

554
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:20,760
Speaker 2: by voters, and in one way or the other, that's

555
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:22,960
Speaker 2: what they mean. So they're trying to be like, see,

556
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Speaker 2: they didn't do that, yet they all these people said

557
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Speaker 2: that Russia did stuff.

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00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:31,400
Speaker 3: Therefore, can we just forget about it? Please? And the

559
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:33,720
Speaker 3: only thing linking these are that they're like happening around

560
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:37,239
Speaker 3: the same time, right, this and Epstein, like them releasing this.

561
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:40,320
Speaker 3: They're not saying anything to do with Epstein in this.

562
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Speaker 2: No, this is just and this is just another thing

563
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:47,840
Speaker 2: to put into the information environment to be like.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, back Obama. It totally reeks up because it yeah,

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Speaker 3: it doesn't make sense as like a refutation necessarily unless

566
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Speaker 3: they're trying to be like get ready for the time

567
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:02,200
Speaker 3: when like that Steam files are released and his name's

568
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Speaker 3: in it, and then they can be like, see, but

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Speaker 3: well they did the Russia hoax. Yeah, so, But otherwise

570
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Speaker 3: I feel like it's more just Trump being like, I mean,

571
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,600
Speaker 3: everybody's mad at me about this, but what about that,

572
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:15,800
Speaker 3: Like the same thing that like my seven and nine

573
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:19,440
Speaker 3: year olds do about each other, where they're like, I'm like,

574
00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:21,800
Speaker 3: clean up like the toys that are all over the ground.

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00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:24,680
Speaker 3: He didn't even brush his teeth yet. Yeah, it's like

576
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 3: all right, why don't you step back with your what?

577
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:31,520
Speaker 3: But it's just like trying to like deflect in any

578
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:35,400
Speaker 3: way possible when you know that you don't, it's like you're.

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Speaker 2: Caught in four K, like come on, you know, and

580
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Speaker 2: I'm sure, that's like with that fake astronomer CEO like notice,

581
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:45,360
Speaker 2: like and Chris Martin maybe shouldn't have even like done

582
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:48,680
Speaker 2: that to me. You know, it's like, okay, dude, this

583
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:51,840
Speaker 2: guy's deal that was fake. So then moving along, right,

584
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:56,000
Speaker 2: then you have Marjorie Taylor Green. She her she's still

585
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Speaker 2: hungy for some pettiphile exposures. She still her appetite has

586
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:05,200
Speaker 2: not been satiated. She said. Quote. If you tell the

587
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:08,080
Speaker 2: base of people who support you of deep state treason,

588
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 2: is crimes, election interference, blackmail, and rich and powerful elite

589
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:15,160
Speaker 2: evil cabals, then you must take down every enemy of

590
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:18,680
Speaker 2: the people. If not, the base will turn and there's

591
00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:23,920
Speaker 2: no going back. Dangling bits of red meat no longer satisfied.

592
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:30,760
Speaker 2: They want the whole steak dinner and would accept nothing else.

593
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:34,520
Speaker 3: Dangling bits of red meat no longer satisfied.

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00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:38,760
Speaker 2: Man, they want the.

595
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:43,920
Speaker 3: Whole steak dinner, the whole steak dinner. James did.

596
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:47,520
Speaker 2: Sound well, when you're trying to lure in the alligator,

597
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:50,080
Speaker 2: just dangling bits are written meat no longer satisfied.

598
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:53,280
Speaker 3: They want the whole steak dinner. He's ghostwriting for like.

599
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:55,520
Speaker 2: Politicians.

600
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Speaker 3: You know this is I mean speaking of MTG, like

601
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:03,200
Speaker 3: they have called the House. The House is like shutting

602
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:05,840
Speaker 3: until September to block the epsteam vote. R.

603
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:08,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're not. They're not taking a vote before the

604
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:11,720
Speaker 2: August recess. No, they're like, bruh, don't even Like Mike

605
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:14,400
Speaker 2: Johnson was like, he's doing a thing where he's like, well,

606
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:16,840
Speaker 2: you know, we we trust the government at the moment

607
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:18,720
Speaker 2: for them, they say they're going to be doing what

608
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:20,440
Speaker 2: the right thing is. And I believe that there's no

609
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:24,160
Speaker 2: need for congressional intervention at this moment. Uh and and

610
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:26,160
Speaker 2: maybe we will have to revisit that. So he's trying

611
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:29,240
Speaker 2: to he's trying to go see here, Yeah, but he's

612
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:31,000
Speaker 2: trying to act like too. He's like, but you know,

613
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:32,840
Speaker 2: if we got to do something, we'll do something. But

614
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:34,640
Speaker 2: right now, I don't think we need to do anything.

615
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:36,239
Speaker 2: It's kind of like where he's at with it.

616
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Speaker 1: And wasn't he originally like wanting to release the files

617
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Speaker 1: like first round, right, every.

618
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Speaker 3: One of these people was wanting to.

619
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Speaker 1: But I mean even like right like just a week

620
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Speaker 1: ago or whenever it came out, wasn't he's still wanting

621
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Speaker 1: it to be released, like disagreeing with Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

622
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Speaker 2: There was a thing where like the vote happened, and

623
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:57,760
Speaker 2: then a podcast appearance came out where he like it

624
00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:00,120
Speaker 2: seemed like he had just contradicted what the vote. I

625
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 2: don't know when that podcast is recorded, but that headline

626
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:06,000
Speaker 2: came from an appearance on a podcast where we should

627
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:07,760
Speaker 2: be looking into transparency.

628
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:11,280
Speaker 3: It seemed like Trump legit, just like he got everybody

629
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:14,920
Speaker 3: worked up about the Epstein stuff and then remembered that

630
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:19,480
Speaker 3: he was in was like and like, like literally, we

631
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:24,240
Speaker 3: have him hiring like hundreds of FBI agents to go

632
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Speaker 3: and like around the clock search through the files for

633
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:32,120
Speaker 3: his name, like that's on wax. We have that happening.

634
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Speaker 1: It's a thousand people, wasn't it a.

635
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Speaker 3: Thousand thousand people looking around the clock for his name

636
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Speaker 3: to flag it. So and there's I don't know what

637
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:44,960
Speaker 3: they found, but all of a sudden, he's like, well,

638
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:48,600
Speaker 3: these files are nothing, they're nothing. This guy's dead.

639
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:52,000
Speaker 2: He's there's a hundred thousand at least, as I said,

640
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:55,840
Speaker 2: like around one hundred thousand pages of evidence to go to.

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Speaker 1: My question, why not other names? Yeah, command find it because.

642
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:03,239
Speaker 2: All it's gonna take is one. All it's gonna take

643
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:06,680
Speaker 2: is one Tump that's in there that doesn't get caught

644
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:09,960
Speaker 2: in the find and be like, yo, who's Donald Tump.

645
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:12,279
Speaker 2: They're like, oh, fuck.

646
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:17,319
Speaker 3: About that also doesn't know about control f and like

647
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:19,640
Speaker 3: people are like, ah, this is actually we can make

648
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:21,759
Speaker 3: a lot of money here. Just tell them that we

649
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:24,120
Speaker 3: have to look through all these documents one by one.

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Speaker 2: Dude, can I get overtime for this? Yeah? Yeah, man,

651
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:30,960
Speaker 2: just do a bad job. And then Caroline Levitt, uh,

652
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:33,840
Speaker 2: the Nazi mouthpiece for the White House, is now just

653
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:36,840
Speaker 2: trying to fully deflect. It's not even like on the

654
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Speaker 2: d It's not even on Pam Bondy anymore. She's just like,

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Speaker 2: I don't know, I'm just ash. Like it's kind of

656
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:45,040
Speaker 2: her energy right now, which you're like, Oh, things are

657
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 2: going well, aren't they. Here's Caroline Levitt being asked about

658
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:53,200
Speaker 2: the press, what about these deals I've seen files?

659
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:56,120
Speaker 6: Just ordered the FBI to release the full empty files,

660
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:58,640
Speaker 6: just get it all out. The President has said if

661
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:00,640
Speaker 6: the Department of Justice and the f yeah, I want

662
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:03,840
Speaker 6: to move forward with releasing any further credible evidence, they

663
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:05,680
Speaker 6: should do so. As to why they have or have

664
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:08,680
Speaker 6: not or will, you should ask the FBI about that.

665
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:12,160
Speaker 1: Wow, wow, great, great, thanks just passing the buck.

666
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:14,200
Speaker 3: All right, Cash, Buttel, it's on you.

667
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:15,520
Speaker 1: You go potato right now?

668
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:18,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is bad. I wonder if, like, because they're

669
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:21,880
Speaker 2: all so they are none of them are real critical thinkers.

670
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:24,439
Speaker 2: I'd like if they all are like, yeah, dude, Trump

671
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:28,000
Speaker 2: isn't in the Epstein files right like subconsciously that they

672
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:30,719
Speaker 2: and then now they're like, wait is he right now?

673
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:32,719
Speaker 2: Like behind the scenes they're working it out. They're like,

674
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:36,840
Speaker 2: hold on, dude, you think fucking Trump is in the

675
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 2: Epstein files.

676
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:41,600
Speaker 3: I think he's told people he's in there for some

677
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:44,319
Speaker 3: shit that like would make him look bad because they've

678
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:46,040
Speaker 3: come out and been like, because we don't want to

679
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:49,319
Speaker 3: release these files that are going to incriminate people who

680
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:51,719
Speaker 3: are actually American fucking heroes.

681
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:54,400
Speaker 2: But how many do you think are like, bro, he's

682
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:56,520
Speaker 2: in that shit? Oh that I have done, you know

683
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:59,320
Speaker 2: what I mean? But I feel like you got it

684
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:01,480
Speaker 2: in that moment. You can think of better stuff than

685
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:03,440
Speaker 2: just being like I don't want you to ask Cash Hotel.

686
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:06,719
Speaker 3: Yi, And for that why I'm the answer is why

687
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:08,400
Speaker 3: don't you ask the FBI? Maybe?

688
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:11,239
Speaker 2: Okay? I mean I'm so like, uh, miss, why are

689
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:14,560
Speaker 2: you suddenly pretending that Cash Bettel's FBI is somehow like

690
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:18,240
Speaker 2: some kind of independent body. Like the whole time before

691
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:19,960
Speaker 2: you guys got into office, you talked about I have

692
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,919
Speaker 2: to clean house to get people who are all gonna

693
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:25,400
Speaker 2: sing from the same hymnal at the same time. And

694
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:27,120
Speaker 2: now you're like, I don't know what. Fuck maybe Cash

695
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:29,120
Speaker 2: hotel gone roll what we're gonna ask him?

696
00:36:29,239 --> 00:36:29,479
Speaker 3: Yeah?

697
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:32,719
Speaker 2: Cool, cool, anyway, good good strategy.

698
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:33,359
Speaker 3: Uh.

699
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:36,160
Speaker 2: Then let's also check in with Pam Bondi and the DOJ.

700
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:41,080
Speaker 2: She now has the Deputy Attorney General, Todd Blanche.

701
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:43,200
Speaker 3: He's off to speak Blanch.

702
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:46,800
Speaker 2: She's off to speak with Gallaiane Maxwell for some reason.

703
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:51,480
Speaker 3: Oh shit, Todd, She's gonna speak to Gillaan Maxwell.

704
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:55,759
Speaker 2: One of my favorite tennis matches, Blanche versus Maxwell, is

705
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:59,000
Speaker 2: about to happen. And this is so Pam Bondi puts

706
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:01,080
Speaker 2: this statement out about what's going on, and this just

707
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:05,240
Speaker 2: sounds so fucking I don't even know what the word is, rotten.

708
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:08,839
Speaker 2: I guess its core quote. This Department of Justice does

709
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:12,440
Speaker 2: not shy. And this is Pam Bondi posting a statement

710
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:15,399
Speaker 2: from the Deputy Attorney General. She's these aren't her words.

711
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:19,120
Speaker 2: She's merely reposting what the Deputy ag said. This Department

712
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:21,560
Speaker 2: of Justice does not shy away from uncomfortable truths, nor

713
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:24,839
Speaker 2: from the responsibility to pursue justice wherever the facts may lead.

714
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:28,479
Speaker 2: The joint statement by the DOJ and FBI of July

715
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:31,080
Speaker 2: sixth remains as accurate today as it was when it

716
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:33,800
Speaker 2: was written, namely that in the recent thorough review of

717
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:36,120
Speaker 2: the files maintained by the FBI in the Epstein case,

718
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:40,200
Speaker 2: no evidence was uncovered that could predicate an investigation against

719
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:43,600
Speaker 2: uncharged third parties. President Trump has told us to release

720
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:47,400
Speaker 2: all credible evidence. If Gleaine Maxwell has information about anyone

721
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:50,680
Speaker 2: who has committed crimes against victims, the FBI and the

722
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:54,160
Speaker 2: dj will hear what she has to say. Therefore, at

723
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:57,200
Speaker 2: the direct their direction of Attorney General Bondi, I've communicated

724
00:37:57,239 --> 00:37:59,640
Speaker 2: with counsel for Miss Maxwell to determine whether she would

725
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:02,759
Speaker 2: be willing to speak with prosecutors from the Department, and

726
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:06,760
Speaker 2: basically says like no lead is too is like above

727
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:09,759
Speaker 2: or below our scrutiny, and you're like, okay, so y'all

728
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:13,000
Speaker 2: are warming up for a quick pro quo scheme here.

729
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:17,799
Speaker 3: That's yeah, or we're gonna talk to the woman who

730
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:21,200
Speaker 3: was put away for being the head of a pedophile ring,

731
00:38:21,719 --> 00:38:24,160
Speaker 3: who even when she was arrested and put away for

732
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:27,359
Speaker 3: twenty years, the president was like, I think she's great.

733
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:32,160
Speaker 3: I wish her well. Yeah, so like obviously there's some

734
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:35,840
Speaker 3: well wishing going on, Like they're they're tight.

735
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:38,560
Speaker 2: And it's a shame she wasn't charged when Trump was

736
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:40,480
Speaker 2: in office, because then he could have swiftly, you know,

737
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:45,520
Speaker 2: pardoned her. But yeah, now I'm like, this feels really

738
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:49,640
Speaker 2: because again, the way they're talking is like maybe she

739
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:54,560
Speaker 2: has some new evidence where she'll selectively say because again,

740
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:58,520
Speaker 2: this doesn't end until the base gets names. Yeah you

741
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:01,719
Speaker 2: know what I mean, and some like somebody has to

742
00:39:01,719 --> 00:39:04,080
Speaker 2: get locked up, I think for this for them to

743
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:05,399
Speaker 2: really put a bow on this shit.

744
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:09,560
Speaker 1: And there's like talk of there's talk of commuting her sentence,

745
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,800
Speaker 1: oh yeah, in order to get her to talk, which

746
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:16,080
Speaker 1: then she can say whatever they wanted to say. And

747
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:18,440
Speaker 1: that feels like I feel like the tossing back and

748
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:20,480
Speaker 1: forth is just them buying time and they're doing some

749
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:24,360
Speaker 1: kind of bigger, scary plan and doesn't feel like a conspiracy.

750
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:26,239
Speaker 1: It's like I think this is really bad.

751
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:29,640
Speaker 2: No, No, the maxwell of it all, I'm like, you're

752
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:33,760
Speaker 2: pretending like this person doesn't have information or things didn't

753
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:36,799
Speaker 2: come out in the course of both trials. Yeah, like

754
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:39,279
Speaker 2: that you can't act on. So I think this is

755
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:43,080
Speaker 2: again it serves two purposes. One, it makes it feel

756
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:46,200
Speaker 2: like they're pushing, They're going a step closer for the

757
00:39:46,239 --> 00:39:48,000
Speaker 2: base to be like, well, you know what, we're going

758
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:51,200
Speaker 2: to talk to the lady who was Epstein's girlfriend, whatever,

759
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:51,520
Speaker 2: We're going.

760
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:53,080
Speaker 3: To see what she has. I feel like that is

761
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:55,200
Speaker 3: how they end up spending this and getting out of there.

762
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:57,720
Speaker 3: It is just like having her like making a big

763
00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:00,640
Speaker 3: media production of her coming out and then just doing

764
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:03,800
Speaker 3: like some scripted thing where she's like and Donald Trump

765
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:08,759
Speaker 3: was not involved, However Bill Clinton was a mastermind and

766
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:11,640
Speaker 3: involved in that. It is making me wonder like, as

767
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:15,080
Speaker 3: hot as things have gotten for him, why is he

768
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:17,520
Speaker 3: not just throwing Bill Clinton under the bus, Like that's

769
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:20,600
Speaker 3: all these people want? And like Bill Clinton was on

770
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:23,920
Speaker 3: the flight logs and like was probably like on the

771
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:26,920
Speaker 3: island and in the files, Like why is he not

772
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:34,480
Speaker 3: doing that unless he's so guilty he Bill there's the

773
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:37,799
Speaker 3: whole time. Yeah, that it could just be.

774
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:39,920
Speaker 2: Like he's like, bro, that's like the you know, the

775
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,200
Speaker 2: pot Caun, the Kettle and Epstein frame.

776
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:44,560
Speaker 3: I mean, he doesn't mind being like, he doesn't mind

777
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:47,560
Speaker 3: being a hypocrite. But I'm wondering if he assumes that

778
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:51,200
Speaker 3: like that will just lead people in like it or

779
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,520
Speaker 3: Chelsea your point that like he's just in the process

780
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:58,839
Speaker 3: of like arranging things so that the files, the only

781
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:02,400
Speaker 3: files that people can access, have Clinton in them and

782
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:02,919
Speaker 3: not him.

783
00:41:03,239 --> 00:41:05,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like I feel like she's gonna name

784
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:09,960
Speaker 1: Rosi o'donald and all the people that. Yeah, like any enemy,

785
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:11,880
Speaker 1: she'll just be like, here's the list and we'll.

786
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:15,600
Speaker 2: Just cold there asap Rocky he never thanked me for

787
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:22,680
Speaker 2: getting him out of Sweden. Nay, oh yg he had

788
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:23,759
Speaker 2: that song fucked.

789
00:41:23,719 --> 00:41:27,080
Speaker 3: Like Trump also want to talk about it, say that

790
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:28,399
Speaker 3: he fucks with Donald Trump.

791
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:31,040
Speaker 2: Maybe I'm not with all the bloods. You know, I

792
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:33,680
Speaker 2: do wear red tie, but no, I claim crip. So

793
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:36,080
Speaker 2: people know that's that's where I'm at and I'm ten

794
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:37,120
Speaker 2: toes down on that ship.

795
00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:38,200
Speaker 3: Yeah.

796
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:41,279
Speaker 2: But meanwhile Trump, what he's doing is like he's doing

797
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:44,279
Speaker 2: a bunch of culture war wins right now. So we

798
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:46,719
Speaker 2: talked on like how he talked about how he was.

799
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:49,120
Speaker 2: He said he got Coke to switch it up to

800
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:54,480
Speaker 2: cane sugar, and Coke was like, huh no, no, we

801
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:57,360
Speaker 2: like high fructose corn syrup. And the corn Lobby of

802
00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:59,960
Speaker 2: the United States is sort of like their response.

803
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:03,480
Speaker 3: This is very Unamerican of you. Yeah, like, yeah, exactly,

804
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:06,240
Speaker 3: industry is other countries. We don't have.

805
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:10,200
Speaker 2: Sugar, baby, we do corn sugars here. Coke has now said, well, yeah,

806
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:12,840
Speaker 2: actually we're gonna we're coming out with a coke product,

807
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:16,600
Speaker 2: natural cane sugar one, so like Mexican come out, but

808
00:42:17,239 --> 00:42:19,280
Speaker 2: just not Mexican, not toworted.

809
00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:20,759
Speaker 3: Yeah.

810
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:23,880
Speaker 2: It tastes better when it's in the glass bottle anyway.

811
00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:26,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like literally, they could just put regular coke in

812
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:28,880
Speaker 3: a glass bottle and I would be like, hmm, you

813
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:31,919
Speaker 3: can really taste the sugar sugar, Yeah, you can really

814
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:33,920
Speaker 3: taste it. This is a great vintage.

815
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:36,799
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah, this is what eighty nine I think.

816
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:42,000
Speaker 2: And then he also threatened the Washington commanders. He was like, dude,

817
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:44,759
Speaker 2: you better lose that woll Gass name and go back

818
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:47,960
Speaker 2: to the Skins or I'm gonna fucking I'm gonna I'm

819
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:49,920
Speaker 2: gonna put the pie wash on a deal. He said,

820
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 2: quote my statement on the Washington Redskins was has totally

821
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:57,920
Speaker 2: blown up, but only in a very positive way. Okay, Yeah,

822
00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:00,120
Speaker 2: I may put a restriction on them that if they

823
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:03,400
Speaker 2: don't change a name back to the original Washington Redskins

824
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:06,880
Speaker 2: and get rid of the ridiculous monitor Washington commanders, I

825
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:09,120
Speaker 2: won't make a deal for them to build a stadium

826
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:13,000
Speaker 2: in Washington. Here's the thing, Congress already, let the city

827
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:16,000
Speaker 2: of DC, like the District of Columbia decide what to

828
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:18,040
Speaker 2: do with Like, what is that r F what do

829
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:21,040
Speaker 2: they play RFKK Stadium? Yeah, RFK Stadium.

830
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:26,439
Speaker 3: Junior. Yeah exactly. So it's it's gonna be great.

831
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,880
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it's gonna be called the Measles Bowl soon. Yeah.

832
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:32,560
Speaker 2: And they'll but everyone, like all the journalists like there's

833
00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:36,680
Speaker 2: really no way, not sure exactly how he's gonna like

834
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:38,840
Speaker 2: like medal in that deal because there's nothing to do

835
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:41,360
Speaker 2: with him at this point. But again, it's not saying

836
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:47,600
Speaker 2: yeah potent, Yeah I am potent. Watch me clean on

837
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:51,319
Speaker 2: this football team and make Coke have sugar in it again. Wow, Wow,

838
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:55,879
Speaker 2: you're almighty omnipotent Trump. And then there's just like a

839
00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:59,960
Speaker 2: slow drip of like I don't know old ship that people.

840
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:03,239
Speaker 2: They're just resurfacing the people that I feel like is

841
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:07,239
Speaker 2: breaking through. Like there's a video that went viral where

842
00:44:07,239 --> 00:44:11,239
Speaker 2: it's just Trump. He's judging a like beauty contest for

843
00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:15,800
Speaker 2: like preteen or like you know, fourteen year old girls

844
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:19,880
Speaker 2: with like the seriousness of like an art appraiser, and

845
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 2: right like it's just him and a bunch of like

846
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:26,520
Speaker 2: grown men just sitting back watching like fourteen year olds

847
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 2: walk by in fucking bathing.

848
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:30,520
Speaker 1: Suits like it's a dog show, and they're like, yeah,

849
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:33,279
Speaker 1: just looking at every Yeah.

850
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:35,640
Speaker 3: Which just like I feel like enough time has passed

851
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:39,840
Speaker 3: that it just looks like fucking so weird and creepy,

852
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:44,279
Speaker 3: and also you know enough people aren't like as much

853
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:46,279
Speaker 3: as much as they're going to want to dismiss it,

854
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:51,440
Speaker 3: Like he is acting so much like a nervous liar

855
00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:54,480
Speaker 3: in a bad movie where he's just like, what do

856
00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:56,839
Speaker 3: you mean? I don't know what you're talking about? This guy,

857
00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:59,200
Speaker 3: this guy that people said it's my best friend. Never

858
00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:04,160
Speaker 3: heard of him? How he's like, yeah, literally was a

859
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:04,880
Speaker 3: collar Yankee.

860
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:07,080
Speaker 2: I think how close is he to putting a pair

861
00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:09,080
Speaker 2: of eyeglasses on and be like you wouldn't punch a

862
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:10,280
Speaker 2: man in glasses.

863
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:10,239
Speaker 3: Would it?

864
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:13,800
Speaker 2: Like what, that's where we're Did you see that clip

865
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:16,520
Speaker 2: that another one that came out from in nineteen ninety

866
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:18,640
Speaker 2: two when you see like a ten year old girl

867
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:20,560
Speaker 2: on an escalator and he's like, I'll be dating her

868
00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:21,400
Speaker 2: in ten years.

869
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:24,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Like there's so many stories like that.

870
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:25,680
Speaker 2: This was so much.

871
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:28,680
Speaker 3: Tuesday Night, You're going up the escalanta, I'm going to

872
00:45:28,719 --> 00:45:29,320
Speaker 3: be dating.

873
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:30,239
Speaker 2: Her in ten years, going to go.

874
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:35,239
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Okay, yeah, I mean I feel like no,

875
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:38,319
Speaker 3: like we will probably have some of the things that

876
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:43,080
Speaker 3: he's said about Ivanka like resurfacing increasing because some of

877
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:45,239
Speaker 3: that shit is so wild and like he was saying

878
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:47,120
Speaker 3: it while she was like a child.

879
00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:50,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, so well he's talking about was it I don't

880
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:52,319
Speaker 1: I don't know which daughter it was, but about her

881
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:54,840
Speaker 1: legs when she was an infant, and like, well, I

882
00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:57,960
Speaker 1: don't know if she'll have like the breasts of her

883
00:45:58,000 --> 00:45:58,840
Speaker 1: mother or not.

884
00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:03,520
Speaker 2: It's like, oh, he was talking about Tiffany.

885
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:07,719
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, sorry, Tiffany. Sorry tiff not acknowledged that he

886
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:10,719
Speaker 3: was saying pedophile shit about you.

887
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:14,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was a very beautiful baby. She's got Marla's legs.

888
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:18,040
Speaker 2: We don't know whether or not he put his hands

889
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:19,200
Speaker 2: up to his chest.

890
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:23,279
Speaker 1: Okay, Jesus Christ. Yeah, really normal, really normal.

891
00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:25,640
Speaker 3: He said.

892
00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:28,000
Speaker 2: The full quote is, we don't know whether or not

893
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:31,279
Speaker 2: puts hands to chest. She's got this part yet, but

894
00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:32,279
Speaker 2: time will tell.

895
00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:35,879
Speaker 3: That's a cool and normal way to be looking at

896
00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:36,880
Speaker 3: a fucking.

897
00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:38,720
Speaker 1: Child at your own infant.

898
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:43,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, daughter, Yeah, well she has my she has the woman,

899
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:47,719
Speaker 2: my romantic partner's body. We'll see if the other part

900
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:51,080
Speaker 2: of it happens too. For what's the purpose of this.

901
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:54,920
Speaker 3: He's it's normal, like but honestly, I feel like you

902
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:57,879
Speaker 3: could just do such a just create a documentary. There's

903
00:46:57,920 --> 00:47:01,319
Speaker 3: like thirty minutes of just shit like this and over

904
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:04,080
Speaker 3: and just drop it on their asses.

905
00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:07,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, we'll see. They might. They're probably closer to

906
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:11,160
Speaker 2: being like I'd rather, I'd rather support a pedophile, honestly,

907
00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:13,759
Speaker 2: if it's between that and a Democrat, yeah, I'm not

908
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:14,279
Speaker 2: going to do it.

909
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:17,800
Speaker 3: But I don't know. It's just it is frustrating because

910
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:22,239
Speaker 3: there's just so many like the people's interest in this

911
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:25,680
Speaker 3: case comes like it's there's a people who are interested

912
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:28,160
Speaker 3: in this for a good reason. This is like a

913
00:47:28,239 --> 00:47:34,080
Speaker 3: concentrated amount of wealth and power that is like clearly

914
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:37,080
Speaker 3: doing evil shit, and the fact that it is just

915
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:41,440
Speaker 3: being fucked this badly, and that like a person involved

916
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:44,880
Speaker 3: in it is the President. Like it's like that. Most

917
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:48,080
Speaker 3: movies don't have it where the bad guy ends up

918
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:51,839
Speaker 3: being the actual president. Yeah, you know, the bad guy

919
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:56,000
Speaker 3: involved in the conspiracy. I think the bee Keeper did that,

920
00:47:56,239 --> 00:47:59,839
Speaker 3: but like otherwise, it's pretty pretty uncommon. It's like kind

921
00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:01,120
Speaker 3: of B movie.

922
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:05,000
Speaker 2: Territory, right, Clear and President danger or yeah, Clear and

923
00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:07,360
Speaker 2: Pleasant kind of got near it where the president was

924
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:09,879
Speaker 2: covering for another bad guy and was trying to lean

925
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:12,360
Speaker 2: on Harrison Ford, but that still wasn't like smoking gun

926
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:13,000
Speaker 2: kind of stuff.

927
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,520
Speaker 3: It's just like weird to have like somebody fist fighting

928
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:20,040
Speaker 3: the president at the end of the movie the Beekeeper,

929
00:48:20,239 --> 00:48:23,200
Speaker 3: it's actually the president's shitty kid, so it would be

930
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:24,320
Speaker 3: like Donald Trump Junior.

931
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:27,759
Speaker 1: So why do you think and maybe I'm sure you

932
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:29,759
Speaker 1: guys talked about this, but why did they in the

933
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:31,600
Speaker 1: first place bring it back up again?

934
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:32,440
Speaker 3: Right?

935
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:34,279
Speaker 1: That seems like a weird move, Like they could have

936
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:36,399
Speaker 1: just the files I mean and just be like Nope,

937
00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:38,400
Speaker 1: nothing to see here was there like a lot of

938
00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:42,040
Speaker 1: external pressure happening at that moment to make them decide

939
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:43,759
Speaker 1: to bring it up, Because if they hadn't brought it up,

940
00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:46,319
Speaker 1: it just feels like it people would have kept wanting it.

941
00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:48,160
Speaker 3: But they could have just been like, we're still working

942
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:50,319
Speaker 3: on it, exactly, this thing is going all the way

943
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:52,520
Speaker 3: to the end of it. Do what everybody did with

944
00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:54,719
Speaker 3: the JFK files for decades.

945
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:57,239
Speaker 1: It just seems really odd that they decided because they

946
00:48:57,680 --> 00:48:59,440
Speaker 1: had to have known that it would was going to

947
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:00,560
Speaker 1: be a big problem.

948
00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:03,120
Speaker 3: I think it's that they made the mistake of bringing

949
00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:06,839
Speaker 3: in like people like Cash Patel and Dan Bongino, who

950
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:10,960
Speaker 3: are literally like the head of the FBI, and they

951
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:14,680
Speaker 3: were putting pressure and so like institutionally they had to

952
00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:18,080
Speaker 3: be like, no, this is nothing, we're moving on. And

953
00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:21,280
Speaker 3: then when they did that, Cash Hotel and Dan Bongino

954
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:23,840
Speaker 3: were like pushing back on it. And then that like,

955
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:26,160
Speaker 3: I think the dam Bongino thing was the first time

956
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:28,520
Speaker 3: that like there was a big flare up of this

957
00:49:28,719 --> 00:49:31,319
Speaker 3: right where people were like, oh wait, a genuine rift.

958
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:35,320
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, this seems like there's something happening here interesting.

959
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:38,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean yeah, it's just I think they

960
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:41,560
Speaker 2: probably thought we'll put we'll give them like some grainy

961
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:44,760
Speaker 2: video and some other shit that they've kind of seen,

962
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:47,000
Speaker 2: and then that'll be it and we can keep it moving.

963
00:49:47,239 --> 00:49:51,080
Speaker 2: And yeah, you didn't realize what they've been. These people

964
00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:55,840
Speaker 2: have been simmering ready, very messy, very yeah, and I

965
00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:58,960
Speaker 2: can I can only imagine what kind of fucked up

966
00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:02,600
Speaker 2: shit they'll do in the name of self preservation to

967
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:05,759
Speaker 2: spin their way out of this. And what what, you know,

968
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:09,040
Speaker 2: innocent people actually get harmed, and you know, victims are

969
00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:10,880
Speaker 2: like re traumatized again when they're like, you need to

970
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:13,200
Speaker 2: read from this document again out loud and ask this

971
00:50:13,239 --> 00:50:14,319
Speaker 2: person what they saw.

972
00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:17,359
Speaker 1: Let's get Glen out of prison. Let's talk to her.

973
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:20,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's get her out of prison, and then maybe

974
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:24,200
Speaker 2: she'll she'll tell out the truth or finally have some

975
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:27,000
Speaker 2: kind of odd tragic accident that we just can't explain.

976
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:29,520
Speaker 1: You know, she's unhealthy.

977
00:50:29,719 --> 00:50:32,840
Speaker 3: I think she's fine. I think she's their fucking golden ticket.

978
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:36,960
Speaker 3: I think she's probably as safe as anyone's ever been

979
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:39,520
Speaker 3: in prison. But I don't know unless she's like I'm

980
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:41,439
Speaker 3: telling the fucking truth people.

981
00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:43,920
Speaker 2: She's like yeah, yeah, yeah, get me out there, all right,

982
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:45,760
Speaker 2: So here's the deal, Like yeah.

983
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:47,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean that'd be that would be nice.

984
00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:51,520
Speaker 2: I would imagine, Wow, but yeah, I'd imagine a scumbag

985
00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:54,200
Speaker 2: of that degree is only looking out for themselves and

986
00:50:54,239 --> 00:50:55,279
Speaker 2: trying to avoid.

987
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:56,879
Speaker 1: And he just wants to get back to it, just.

988
00:50:56,800 --> 00:51:00,640
Speaker 3: Like evil Nepo baby, like the worst people.

989
00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:01,960
Speaker 2: Do I have to say to get out of this?

990
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:04,760
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, that's what I think is most likely.

991
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:08,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, would love to. Let's take a quick break, we'll

992
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:22,480
Speaker 3: be right back, and we're back. And I think in

993
00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:26,880
Speaker 3: a kind of a connected story, like not explicitly connected

994
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:30,360
Speaker 3: to the Epstein files, but I do think a lot

995
00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:35,040
Speaker 3: part of what Trump isn't able to understand and that

996
00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:38,120
Speaker 3: they're not acknowledging. It's like part of this story is

997
00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:41,600
Speaker 3: that people are hungry for blood when it comes to

998
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:45,160
Speaker 3: like these rich and wealthy people like who have been

999
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:46,919
Speaker 3: getting away with murder for so long.

1000
00:51:47,239 --> 00:51:50,600
Speaker 2: You know, those are the underpinnings of people's interest in

1001
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:53,799
Speaker 2: the Epstein thing is because most people acknowledge the truth.

1002
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:56,200
Speaker 3: That the wealthy get away with everything, Like it's the

1003
00:51:56,280 --> 00:52:00,279
Speaker 3: underpinning of the Luigi Mangioni story. It's the underpinning of

1004
00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:04,400
Speaker 3: the Epstein story. People don't like the mainstream media like

1005
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:08,799
Speaker 3: won't fully acknowledge that that's what's going on, that this

1006
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:14,879
Speaker 3: like fucking seismic activity of like class based rage at

1007
00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:18,239
Speaker 3: like billionaires and millionaires. So they're like, a, people are

1008
00:52:18,239 --> 00:52:21,840
Speaker 3: really into this Epstein thing. I guess it's like what's

1009
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:22,600
Speaker 3: going on there?

1010
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:27,480
Speaker 2: But I think more people so into Squid Game season one.

1011
00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:32,000
Speaker 3: It's that show being so popular and people like it.

1012
00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:36,480
Speaker 3: All right, maybe there's something Maybe maybe we should do

1013
00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:39,080
Speaker 3: a game show where we like make them fight over money.

1014
00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:45,080
Speaker 3: Maybe no, But so I I do think some of

1015
00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:47,720
Speaker 3: them are paying attention because there is this app that's

1016
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:53,120
Speaker 3: seeing a lot of success called Protector Protector hell Yeah,

1017
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:58,680
Speaker 3: which is basically Uber with a gun. You can order

1018
00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:04,440
Speaker 3: armed drivers and like a whole armed like entourage to

1019
00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:08,239
Speaker 3: drive you somewhere, and you can even select the arm

1020
00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:11,760
Speaker 3: driver's outfit the way you would have vidy video game character.

1021
00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:15,480
Speaker 3: It's really wild. What yeah. Yeah, they have like a

1022
00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:16,839
Speaker 3: select player.

1023
00:53:17,239 --> 00:53:20,840
Speaker 2: Dress code, like it's it feels like that it's the

1024
00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:22,080
Speaker 2: same guy in different looks.

1025
00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:26,680
Speaker 3: Do you like business formal, business casual, tactical casual, or

1026
00:53:26,719 --> 00:53:29,520
Speaker 3: full on tactical gear. Like one guy's dressed like a

1027
00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:32,680
Speaker 3: fucking swat cop. Yeah. Yeah, he looks like he's going

1028
00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:37,560
Speaker 3: to diffuse a bomb. What Yeah, people are Apparently this

1029
00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:41,520
Speaker 3: has been growing really fast since I don't know, for

1030
00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:43,880
Speaker 3: some reason, like winter of last year. What happened to

1031
00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:46,680
Speaker 3: winter of last year? I don't really remember. There was

1032
00:53:47,520 --> 00:53:50,239
Speaker 3: that news story where people like got started wearing those

1033
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:54,920
Speaker 3: Mario Mario Brothers, Super Mario Brothers, my little brother whatever

1034
00:53:54,960 --> 00:54:01,000
Speaker 3: his name was, like those pins Squeegee squeegee right, no,

1035
00:54:01,239 --> 00:54:07,680
Speaker 3: squeege this squeege Luigi. Yes. When booking, you can select

1036
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:10,960
Speaker 3: the amount of protectors you want inside your ride, and

1037
00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:15,040
Speaker 3: the minimum cost that one news outlet found was around

1038
00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:18,240
Speaker 3: one thousand dollars, which is in addition to the required

1039
00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:21,080
Speaker 3: annual membership cost of one and twenty nine dollars per year,

1040
00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:24,000
Speaker 3: which is actually like less expensive than I thought. It

1041
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:29,320
Speaker 3: seems like they're not necessarily targeting only billionaires here. They're

1042
00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:32,239
Speaker 3: like trying to be like, what if you could live

1043
00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:35,799
Speaker 3: like a billion you're doing but you're only a millionaire.

1044
00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:38,279
Speaker 2: It's the same thing like Uber did when it first

1045
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:40,200
Speaker 2: came out, because if you remember when Uber came out,

1046
00:54:40,239 --> 00:54:42,560
Speaker 2: it was just black car. It was black cars. There

1047
00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:44,759
Speaker 2: was just a Lincoln town Car, and people were like,

1048
00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:47,720
Speaker 2: oh shit, look at me. Costplaying like the upper class,

1049
00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:50,799
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. And because look, people who

1050
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:52,919
Speaker 2: got money like that, they don't need a fucking app.

1051
00:54:53,880 --> 00:54:56,239
Speaker 2: They got the driver, they have the services that they

1052
00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:58,040
Speaker 2: already use for that and we don't know about them.

1053
00:54:58,160 --> 00:55:00,560
Speaker 3: Is like you know out here, Yeah, those are available

1054
00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:01,440
Speaker 3: to you. Yeah.

1055
00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:04,120
Speaker 2: And in the same way like those people have access

1056
00:55:04,160 --> 00:55:08,480
Speaker 2: to like former Masade agents or like special forces like

1057
00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:11,920
Speaker 2: Blackwater people to be their bodyguards. They're not using a

1058
00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:15,000
Speaker 2: fucking app. But now they've created that sort of like

1059
00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:18,120
Speaker 2: sense of like that lifestyle thing for being able to

1060
00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:20,200
Speaker 2: be like, Wow, hey, should all five of us go

1061
00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:23,680
Speaker 2: in on a thousand dollars protection racket for a guy

1062
00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:25,480
Speaker 2: who ad dressed like an army man while we go

1063
00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:26,879
Speaker 2: to the Taylor Swift Show.

1064
00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:29,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we can pretend that we're important enough for

1065
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:31,040
Speaker 1: someone to want to kill us.

1066
00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:32,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.

1067
00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:36,239
Speaker 2: That's I'm starting to see a lot of holes in

1068
00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:38,279
Speaker 2: this service. But I don't know, let's see what else

1069
00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:38,640
Speaker 2: they got.

1070
00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:42,440
Speaker 3: Well, they can provide you with holes in your service

1071
00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:47,040
Speaker 3: miles because they're just off duty cops in a lot

1072
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:51,440
Speaker 3: of cases, which always really careful with their firearms. Yeah,

1073
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:54,920
Speaker 3: one of the things that they say you can. So

1074
00:55:54,960 --> 00:55:58,040
Speaker 3: they've added a thing called patrol, which is just like

1075
00:55:58,120 --> 00:56:00,880
Speaker 3: you can just like order a cop to come to

1076
00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:04,600
Speaker 3: your house with a gun, just easy. Like you don't

1077
00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:07,640
Speaker 3: it's not like take me here for this like mission.

1078
00:56:08,040 --> 00:56:10,680
Speaker 3: It's like, hey, could you roll through? And the thing

1079
00:56:10,719 --> 00:56:15,360
Speaker 3: that they're pitching it on is that it's just another indeed,

1080
00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:18,000
Speaker 3: whether you're stuck in traffic and need someone to watch

1081
00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:21,520
Speaker 3: the kids, what heading out on a vacation, or as

1082
00:56:21,640 --> 00:56:24,919
Speaker 3: patrol puts it, it's just another quiet night and you'd

1083
00:56:25,040 --> 00:56:29,560
Speaker 3: rather sleep knowing someone's looking out for you. God, So

1084
00:56:30,160 --> 00:56:33,760
Speaker 3: you're going to bring in who doesn't want to hire

1085
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:37,080
Speaker 3: a person from the profession most prone to domestic violence

1086
00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:40,200
Speaker 3: to come to your house with a gun to when

1087
00:56:40,239 --> 00:56:41,960
Speaker 3: you can't find a fucking baby.

1088
00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:44,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, when you can't watch the kids. Yeah, this guy

1089
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:45,600
Speaker 2: will be cool.

1090
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:48,480
Speaker 1: Is this when we need the urban legend of the

1091
00:56:48,480 --> 00:56:51,400
Speaker 1: babysitter and the man upstairs to be calling up the

1092
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:54,439
Speaker 1: cop and then come down and not kill the kids.

1093
00:56:54,480 --> 00:56:57,440
Speaker 2: But you know what I'm saying, The video is wild

1094
00:56:57,520 --> 00:57:00,440
Speaker 2: or it's just like, is there a van on your street?

1095
00:57:00,719 --> 00:57:02,880
Speaker 2: Do you have all there a dark van on your street?

1096
00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:06,319
Speaker 2: That guy gnuck call the guy with a gun man

1097
00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:08,640
Speaker 2: just so you can sleep better at night, knowing that

1098
00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:13,680
Speaker 2: the crime rates are falling precipitously across then don't look

1099
00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:15,640
Speaker 2: at that data that would help you sleep good night.

1100
00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:19,440
Speaker 2: You want an arm you want a pinkerton outside your house.

1101
00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:22,360
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, that black fan is actually us, one of

1102
00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:26,400
Speaker 2: yours is hiring us to stalk his ex girlfriend.

1103
00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:29,640
Speaker 3: So that's what they told us.

1104
00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:32,080
Speaker 2: They told us he was hiring us to protect her.

1105
00:57:32,120 --> 00:57:35,080
Speaker 2: We didn't realize we were intimidating this poor woman when

1106
00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:37,720
Speaker 2: the guy hired us for our service.

1107
00:57:36,640 --> 00:57:40,200
Speaker 3: That's intimidator. What is that?

1108
00:57:40,480 --> 00:57:42,880
Speaker 2: Fucking How does it work? Though? Because I'd imagine if

1109
00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:45,760
Speaker 2: you're like, okay, so you need armed protection, but you

1110
00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:49,360
Speaker 2: don't need any background, Like they're like, what's the deal,

1111
00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:53,240
Speaker 2: like our armed our drug dealers trying to kill you?

1112
00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:56,560
Speaker 2: Did you have a stalker or we just you just

1113
00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:58,080
Speaker 2: want me to have a blamer on me while I

1114
00:57:58,120 --> 00:57:58,840
Speaker 2: take you to Arawon.

1115
00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:03,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's basically that. Yeah, okay, okay, okay, yeah, I

1116
00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:06,680
Speaker 3: mean that I'd imagine like the times that this would

1117
00:58:06,680 --> 00:58:10,160
Speaker 3: be most useful would be when you're doing some illegal shit, right.

1118
00:58:10,160 --> 00:58:13,120
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, you don't tell them. I would be a bru.

1119
00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:16,120
Speaker 2: You would be silent. You would be serving okay out

1120
00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:18,720
Speaker 2: of a fucking car and your driver has a gun

1121
00:58:18,720 --> 00:58:20,840
Speaker 2: on you. I'd be like, yeah, bro, we're about it.

1122
00:58:20,840 --> 00:58:23,640
Speaker 2: We're gonna get our money's worth with this thing. Or

1123
00:58:24,040 --> 00:58:26,040
Speaker 2: I mean, or do some like nuisance stuff like you

1124
00:58:26,120 --> 00:58:28,520
Speaker 2: pay for them to take people to like their immigration

1125
00:58:28,640 --> 00:58:31,080
Speaker 2: court hearings and then have them get in standoffs with

1126
00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:31,920
Speaker 2: Ice or something.

1127
00:58:32,040 --> 00:58:32,120
Speaker 3: Ye.

1128
00:58:32,280 --> 00:58:34,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know people just donate to a Fund're like.

1129
00:58:34,840 --> 00:58:35,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, have Protector.

1130
00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:39,160
Speaker 2: Just just cruiser around the city taking people work and

1131
00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:42,280
Speaker 2: see what they do. Although they're they probably are also

1132
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:44,640
Speaker 2: Ice agents underneath and all. So it's yeah, they're just

1133
00:58:44,720 --> 00:58:47,240
Speaker 2: it's hard to know. Good good help is so hard

1134
00:58:47,240 --> 00:58:48,200
Speaker 2: to find these days.

1135
00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:53,720
Speaker 3: But they did. They created a reenactment of the Luigi assassination.

1136
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:56,160
Speaker 3: But where they're like, this is what would have happened

1137
00:58:56,520 --> 00:59:01,640
Speaker 3: if the CEO if United Healthcare CEO head used Protector

1138
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:04,720
Speaker 3: and then like the guy just like turns and fucking

1139
00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:07,640
Speaker 3: lights up. Yeah.

1140
00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:11,520
Speaker 2: Oh oh, well, they're making it. They're making it vivid.

1141
00:59:11,640 --> 00:59:16,320
Speaker 2: That's the solution. It's not reevaluating your business practices. It's

1142
00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:20,200
Speaker 2: it's you need a fucking g I Joe Man with

1143
00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:21,240
Speaker 2: a glock in a suit.

1144
00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:24,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, And obviously like the off dude as

1145
00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:28,360
Speaker 3: as mentioned, like off duty cops not exactly who you want,

1146
00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:32,640
Speaker 3: just like coming as you're to make a situation safer.

1147
00:59:33,040 --> 00:59:35,560
Speaker 3: A number of the cops working for Patrol have been

1148
00:59:35,640 --> 00:59:40,080
Speaker 3: quote previously disciplined by the LAPD or embroiled in ongoing

1149
00:59:40,120 --> 00:59:44,320
Speaker 3: civil litigation over use of excessive force, including the guy

1150
00:59:44,360 --> 00:59:48,040
Speaker 3: they keep putting on them in the promotional videos who

1151
00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:53,000
Speaker 3: got like suspended for five days because he was using

1152
00:59:53,200 --> 00:59:56,840
Speaker 3: like a choke hold that make people lose consciousness, like

1153
00:59:56,840 --> 01:00:00,200
Speaker 3: an illegal choke hold, and so he was like talking

1154
01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:02,520
Speaker 3: about this is not legal, that's actually just like smart.

1155
01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:07,160
Speaker 3: I took the case to LAPD's Disciplinary Appeal Board, which

1156
01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:12,240
Speaker 3: found him guilty and recommended a five day suspension, and

1157
01:00:12,280 --> 01:00:14,160
Speaker 3: then he went on a podcast and was like, I

1158
01:00:14,200 --> 01:00:17,080
Speaker 3: got zero lessons learned. I will do it every day,

1159
01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:19,880
Speaker 3: all day. I don't care about the five day suspension.

1160
01:00:20,160 --> 01:00:22,280
Speaker 3: I'll do it tonight if I go out there, because

1161
01:00:22,320 --> 01:00:24,800
Speaker 3: I'm one hundred percent in the right and this is

1162
01:00:24,840 --> 01:00:27,040
Speaker 3: who you for the low price of one thousand dollars

1163
01:00:27,120 --> 01:00:29,760
Speaker 3: can have come babysit your children.

1164
01:00:30,080 --> 01:00:33,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean that'd be great though, to just

1165
01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:35,600
Speaker 2: get paid to listen to Joe Rogan in your car.

1166
01:00:36,080 --> 01:00:37,080
Speaker 3: Right, that's nice.

1167
01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:39,840
Speaker 2: That's that's the ideal for these guys. I like. Also

1168
01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:42,360
Speaker 2: when he talked about the that in that same podcast

1169
01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:45,760
Speaker 2: about the illegal CHOKELD, he said, quote, if that's true,

1170
01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:57,000
Speaker 2: then every night in jiu jitsu, I'm committing attempted homicide.

1171
01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:57,240
Speaker 3: Every night because every night I'm mom. Dude. I don't

1172
01:00:57,240 --> 01:00:59,560
Speaker 3: know if you know that you do jiu jitsu. No,

1173
01:00:59,600 --> 01:01:02,440
Speaker 3: i'd probably you know you, actually, because I go everym there.

1174
01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:07,000
Speaker 2: Every night unless you do machato, I do Gracie because yeah,

1175
01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:10,040
Speaker 2: obviously grace is better than machado. So anyway, that's probably.

1176
01:01:09,880 --> 01:01:12,800
Speaker 3: Anyway, Maybe I maybe I would recognize you. Could you

1177
01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:15,480
Speaker 3: close your eyes real quick? Because always putting people to sleep?

1178
01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:18,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, they call you the keg dude because you're always

1179
01:01:18,360 --> 01:01:21,920
Speaker 2: getting tapped, right, Yeah, yeah, I know you.

1180
01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:26,320
Speaker 3: Protector has even less accountability than the police. The terms

1181
01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:29,320
Speaker 3: of conditions waive the company of any responsibility if the

1182
01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:33,160
Speaker 3: cops I don't know, say shoot a family member and

1183
01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:38,080
Speaker 3: they cannot guarantee specific security outcomes or the performance of

1184
01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:42,000
Speaker 3: any individual agent. Wow, sounds like a good product.

1185
01:01:43,080 --> 01:01:45,760
Speaker 2: And it's just you can sleep better at night with

1186
01:01:45,840 --> 01:01:49,040
Speaker 2: an unaccountable gun toting freak at your side.

1187
01:01:49,520 --> 01:01:53,120
Speaker 3: It's literally but it's it's just such a sign of

1188
01:01:53,160 --> 01:01:56,760
Speaker 3: like that this is how they are laundering their guilt

1189
01:01:57,200 --> 01:02:03,160
Speaker 3: and their awareness that people are absolutely fucking furious. Yeah right,

1190
01:02:03,240 --> 01:02:05,800
Speaker 3: you know, it's just like change their behavior and like

1191
01:02:06,160 --> 01:02:09,960
Speaker 3: suggest accountability in that steam case, that's how do we

1192
01:02:10,480 --> 01:02:12,400
Speaker 3: get big guns for the people who walk down the

1193
01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:13,360
Speaker 3: street with us.

1194
01:02:13,680 --> 01:02:17,960
Speaker 2: I just love like the idea that they it's meant

1195
01:02:18,040 --> 01:02:20,360
Speaker 2: to keep you safe, but then their fine print is

1196
01:02:20,880 --> 01:02:24,000
Speaker 2: oh yeah, but like they're not. They're not gonna actually

1197
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:25,960
Speaker 2: protect you and like if if shit goes left, like

1198
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:28,680
Speaker 2: that's totally on you. Like we can offer no guarantees,

1199
01:02:28,720 --> 01:02:30,320
Speaker 2: but I don't even give us a thousand bucks for

1200
01:02:30,360 --> 01:02:34,640
Speaker 2: like a couple hours. And it's like it's the same

1201
01:02:34,680 --> 01:02:38,160
Speaker 2: way like I I just finished that Poop Cruise documentary

1202
01:02:38,160 --> 01:02:41,640
Speaker 2: on Netflix, and how Carnival Cruise their ticket contract sort

1203
01:02:41,680 --> 01:02:43,440
Speaker 2: of read the same way that they're like, well, I

1204
01:02:43,480 --> 01:02:45,400
Speaker 2: don't know you did you read the ticket contract where

1205
01:02:45,440 --> 01:02:48,960
Speaker 2: it was like Carnival quote makes absolutely no guarantee for

1206
01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:53,200
Speaker 2: safe passage a seaworthy vessel, adequate and wholesome food, and

1207
01:02:53,320 --> 01:02:56,480
Speaker 2: sanitary and safe living conditions. And they're like, that's why

1208
01:02:56,480 --> 01:02:58,360
Speaker 2: you can't sue us for the poop cruise that was

1209
01:02:58,440 --> 01:03:01,480
Speaker 2: on the ticket. We don't guarantea safe passage as a

1210
01:03:01,520 --> 01:03:06,320
Speaker 2: cruise line. Wow, that's not our responsibility. Your response, that's

1211
01:03:06,360 --> 01:03:09,880
Speaker 2: on you, bro? What so bad about Why are people

1212
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:13,479
Speaker 2: cheering for Luigi Mangioni. I don't get it anyways, that's

1213
01:03:13,520 --> 01:03:16,360
Speaker 2: on you. If your family drowns, that's actually not our

1214
01:03:16,400 --> 01:03:20,439
Speaker 2: responsibility legally, go fuck yourself. Holy shit.

1215
01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:23,480
Speaker 3: And also like if somebody misuses it like you were saying,

1216
01:03:23,560 --> 01:03:27,760
Speaker 3: like you know, abusive man hiring a protector to lurk

1217
01:03:27,800 --> 01:03:31,960
Speaker 3: around his ex girlfriend, they can't. The only thing they

1218
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:34,720
Speaker 3: can do is like suspend the user's account. They won't

1219
01:03:34,720 --> 01:03:40,120
Speaker 3: do anything else. So overall, cool product by this Facebook

1220
01:03:40,160 --> 01:03:41,240
Speaker 3: product designer.

1221
01:03:41,800 --> 01:03:45,800
Speaker 2: That's the cause of and solution to all lives problems.

1222
01:03:45,960 --> 01:03:46,439
Speaker 2: That's right.

1223
01:03:46,680 --> 01:03:49,280
Speaker 3: Well, Chelsea, is such a pleasure having you on the podcast,

1224
01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:50,080
Speaker 3: so much fun.

1225
01:03:50,120 --> 01:03:51,880
Speaker 1: As always, Thank you guys for having me.

1226
01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:55,400
Speaker 3: Where can people find you? Follow you all that good stuff?

1227
01:03:56,080 --> 01:03:59,400
Speaker 1: Really only on Instagram at American Hysteria podcast and then yeah,

1228
01:03:59,440 --> 01:04:02,520
Speaker 1: just listen to him Hysteria wherever you get your podcasts.

1229
01:04:02,920 --> 01:04:06,480
Speaker 3: Hell yeah, is there a work of media that you've

1230
01:04:06,520 --> 01:04:07,120
Speaker 3: been enjoying.

1231
01:04:07,520 --> 01:04:10,320
Speaker 1: Oh, it's from Hard Time News and it said five

1232
01:04:10,360 --> 01:04:13,479
Speaker 1: snuff films that still aren't as disturbing as the Sex

1233
01:04:13,520 --> 01:04:19,320
Speaker 1: and the City reboot. I've been watching that, of course,

1234
01:04:19,360 --> 01:04:22,160
Speaker 1: every week with baited breath, and it's Is.

1235
01:04:22,080 --> 01:04:24,040
Speaker 2: It as bad as everyone says? Oh my god in

1236
01:04:24,080 --> 01:04:25,360
Speaker 2: the best way though? People?

1237
01:04:25,560 --> 01:04:28,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, I'm there. It's like first on my list

1238
01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:31,520
Speaker 1: of shows when it comes out, you know, and it's no,

1239
01:04:31,560 --> 01:04:34,760
Speaker 1: but it's I mean, it's it's bizarre, it's uncanny, it's bad.

1240
01:04:35,040 --> 01:04:37,360
Speaker 2: That's what everyone says, like like it's like they've left

1241
01:04:37,400 --> 01:04:40,600
Speaker 2: Earth and it's still a show. Okay, Yeah, I'm back,

1242
01:04:40,640 --> 01:04:43,640
Speaker 2: So I'm back. Yeah, I mean I watched the original

1243
01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:45,400
Speaker 2: series in every episode.

1244
01:04:44,920 --> 01:04:47,040
Speaker 1: So I recommend, and I know you like bad shit.

1245
01:04:47,720 --> 01:04:50,160
Speaker 2: I love Bad Ship. I look, I've watched the first

1246
01:04:50,160 --> 01:04:52,600
Speaker 2: two seasons, right because this is season three, isn't it?

1247
01:04:52,640 --> 01:04:56,040
Speaker 1: And yeah, wow, it's even more kind of disconnected from

1248
01:04:56,080 --> 01:04:58,600
Speaker 1: reality in a way. That and just like it's really

1249
01:04:58,640 --> 01:05:01,320
Speaker 1: truly the show where nothing happen bes way more than Seinfeld.

1250
01:05:01,360 --> 01:05:04,280
Speaker 1: You know, it's like, I don't know, it's it's strange

1251
01:05:04,280 --> 01:05:05,360
Speaker 1: and I reckon just.

1252
01:05:05,280 --> 01:05:08,760
Speaker 2: Said that writers accidentally killed a character twice.

1253
01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:10,479
Speaker 1: I didn't notice that.

1254
01:05:10,880 --> 01:05:13,560
Speaker 2: Wait, justin what do you mean? I haven't watched it,

1255
01:05:13,640 --> 01:05:16,320
Speaker 2: But it's that's like a big story that's come out

1256
01:05:16,320 --> 01:05:16,560
Speaker 2: of there.

1257
01:05:16,640 --> 01:05:19,600
Speaker 1: They killed off a character twice, someone's dad.

1258
01:05:19,920 --> 01:05:24,800
Speaker 3: Oh wow, it's that Lisa's dad died. And then but

1259
01:05:24,840 --> 01:05:26,760
Speaker 3: they're like, bro, her dad died in.

1260
01:05:26,720 --> 01:05:27,440
Speaker 2: The first.

1261
01:05:30,120 --> 01:05:30,760
Speaker 3: Just like that.

1262
01:05:31,320 --> 01:05:34,439
Speaker 2: It's just like that, like what if her dad died

1263
01:05:34,480 --> 01:05:36,120
Speaker 2: and no one was like, yeah, we did that in

1264
01:05:36,120 --> 01:05:38,040
Speaker 2: the first whatever, Yeah, go ahead.

1265
01:05:37,760 --> 01:05:39,880
Speaker 1: No, that's what I mean. It just it's it's just

1266
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:43,880
Speaker 1: like I love it, completely baffling. It's like they're all

1267
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:46,240
Speaker 1: first thought, best thought, and they don't work on it

1268
01:05:46,280 --> 01:05:48,640
Speaker 1: beyond that immediate idea they have.

1269
01:05:48,760 --> 01:05:51,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, somebody look in Lisa's dad reincarnation.

1270
01:05:52,160 --> 01:05:55,080
Speaker 3: Yeah that sounds great. I think I'm gonna have to

1271
01:05:55,080 --> 01:05:55,680
Speaker 3: start watching that.

1272
01:05:55,720 --> 01:05:56,040
Speaker 2: Miles.

1273
01:05:56,040 --> 01:05:58,120
Speaker 3: Where can people find you as their working media you've

1274
01:05:58,160 --> 01:05:58,720
Speaker 3: been enjoying?

1275
01:05:59,000 --> 01:05:59,080
Speaker 1: Uh?

1276
01:05:59,200 --> 01:06:02,320
Speaker 2: Find me everywhere at Miles of Gray if I'd be

1277
01:06:02,360 --> 01:06:04,920
Speaker 2: talking about ninety day fiance on four to twenty day

1278
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:10,240
Speaker 2: fiance with Sophia Alexandra A couple posts I like this

1279
01:06:10,360 --> 01:06:13,280
Speaker 2: from Blue Sky at Waldo two thousand and six. He's

1280
01:06:13,280 --> 01:06:16,760
Speaker 2: got a social posted. I don't understand everyone forgot about

1281
01:06:16,760 --> 01:06:19,680
Speaker 2: the Panama Papers after we murdered the reporter who broke

1282
01:06:19,720 --> 01:06:22,840
Speaker 2: the news. Why are they still talking about Epstein after

1283
01:06:22,880 --> 01:06:25,840
Speaker 2: we killed him in prison? The keynote discussion at the

1284
01:06:25,840 --> 01:06:27,240
Speaker 2: Bohemian Grove retreating.

1285
01:06:27,280 --> 01:06:32,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, nice, truly, truly, they really, I mean the degree

1286
01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:34,959
Speaker 3: to which they thought that was gonna work. That Bill

1287
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:38,040
Speaker 3: Gates was immediately like, well, he's dead. Why are you

1288
01:06:38,080 --> 01:06:40,240
Speaker 3: still asking me about this? Like the day after he

1289
01:06:40,360 --> 01:06:44,560
Speaker 3: got asking because he's dead, and we find it weird

1290
01:06:44,640 --> 01:06:46,920
Speaker 3: that he died like at a time when everyone was like, oh,

1291
01:06:46,960 --> 01:06:49,600
Speaker 3: they're probably gonna kill that guy. Yeah, no, no, no,

1292
01:06:49,640 --> 01:06:49,960
Speaker 3: I don't know.

1293
01:06:49,960 --> 01:06:51,720
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know. There's probably nothing to

1294
01:06:51,720 --> 01:06:54,840
Speaker 2: see here. I gotta go hold on due something with bing.

1295
01:06:54,880 --> 01:06:57,520
Speaker 2: I gotta check out really quick. I gotta go and

1296
01:06:57,520 --> 01:07:02,320
Speaker 2: then up again. I have Ben Collins at Ben Collins Scott,

1297
01:07:02,360 --> 01:07:05,640
Speaker 2: a social posted he's gonna parting Gilaane and she's gonna

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Speaker 2: say under oath Michelle Obama did January sixth.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that sounds all right.

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Speaker 3: That's where we're headed. Let's see some works of media.

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Speaker 3: I've been enjoying a cat at based Gizmo tweeted there's

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Speaker 3: a new Marvel out that's supposed to be nuts, in

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Speaker 3: reference to the Fantastic Four in the movie Friendship, and

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Speaker 3: then father Tom bomba Deal tweeted fifty one being divisible

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Speaker 3: by seventeen is disgusting and I agree it should not

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Speaker 3: be should do not prime numbers will not allow it.

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Speaker 3: You can find us on Twitter and Blue Sky at

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Speaker 3: daily Zeitgeist where the Daily Zekeeist. On Instagram, you can

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Speaker 3: go to the description of the episode wherever you're listening

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Speaker 3: to it, and underneath the show description you will find

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Speaker 3: the footnotes, which is where we link off to the

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Speaker 3: information that we talked about in today's episode. We all

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Speaker 3: link off to a song that we think you might enjoy. Miles,

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Speaker 3: is there a song you think people might enjoy?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I was. I was like listening to like an

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Speaker 2: old school hip hop radio station. In a track by

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Speaker 2: Alps Crew, cru came up. This is a rap group

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Speaker 2: from Saint Louis, Missouri that was like putting stuff on

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Speaker 2: in the mid nineties, and I was not really up

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Speaker 2: on Alps Crew by sort of, I think shamefully, my

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Speaker 2: Midwestern rap consciousness began when the Saint Lunatics got on

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Speaker 2: the scene. But this is a track called just Can't Explain,

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Speaker 2: and it's just got that wonderful classic boom bab hip

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Speaker 2: hop energy that I need to go back to a

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Speaker 2: simpler time. So this is just Can't Explain by Alps Crew.

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Speaker 3: All right, We will link off to that in the

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Speaker 3: footnote For all these guys are the production of iHeart Radio.

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Speaker 3: For more podcasts from My Heart Radio, visit the iHeartRadio app,

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Speaker 3: Apple podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.

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Speaker 3: That's gonna do it for us this morning. We're back

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Speaker 3: this afternoon to tell you what is trending, and we

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Speaker 3: will talk to you all then, Bye bye bye.

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Speaker 1: The Daily Ze his executive produced by Catherine.

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Speaker 3: Long, co produced by Bae Wang, co produced by Victor

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Speaker 2: Wright, co written by J M McNabb, edited and engineered

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Speaker 2: by Justin Conner.