WEBVTT - Rice Cooker's Why the Wedding is Canceled

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Tap, Danielle, what's it all about?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, Hope he emailed us and wanted us to get

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<v Speaker 3>her mom on the phone tap. Hopes getting married and

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<v Speaker 3>her mom paid a lot for her dress. So she

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<v Speaker 3>wants me to call her mom and tell her that

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<v Speaker 3>the wedding is off and explain the refund policy from

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<v Speaker 3>my bridle store. Now when I call the mom, just

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<v Speaker 3>pay attention because the mom answers the phone and pretends

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<v Speaker 3>to be the cousin.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>Today's phone tap. Hello.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, yes, may speak to Mary Betello.

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<v Speaker 3>Please, she's not here, She's not I'm calling from small

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<v Speaker 3>life nel.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, could you try back tomorrow afternoon?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>Or I know she's off tomorrow. She's got some personal

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<v Speaker 2>business in the morning, which she'll be home in the afternoon. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>we can I just leave her a message.

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<v Speaker 3>I got the wedding information from her daughter saying that

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<v Speaker 3>the wedding was canceled canceled, and that she wanted to

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<v Speaker 3>know about her twenty percent refund or store credit.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I really was, so she spoke with her

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<v Speaker 2>because I know she gave you four thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>Problem, missus, I can't refund the entire thing.

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<v Speaker 2>You can only refund eight hundred out of the four thousand.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, if you read the fine, princess twenty percent refund.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got to be kidding me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's that's.

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<v Speaker 2>She is not going to be happy about this at all,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean? Okay, I'll have to call me,

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<v Speaker 2>but you know what, I'll be honest with you, and

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<v Speaker 2>she is not going to be She didn't even know

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<v Speaker 2>her daughter was canceling the wedding.

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<v Speaker 1>She didn't.

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<v Speaker 3>No, are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel so bad now that I'm the one that's

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<v Speaker 3>gonna tell her.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I'll be honest with you. I don't even want

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<v Speaker 2>to be the one to tell her daughter's canceled the wedding. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>because she knew nothing about this. She cannot afford to

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<v Speaker 2>lose four thousand dollars, and I know she's going to

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<v Speaker 2>kill her daughter. Okay, look, I have another call coming in.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me try and recot.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, great, thank you, bye?

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<v Speaker 5>Hello.

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<v Speaker 1>We try her on our cell.

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<v Speaker 5>Phone or something that was her She's a liar.

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<v Speaker 1>You're kidding me, right?

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<v Speaker 4>Sure? That was her.

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<v Speaker 5>Now, we'll need you to call her, okay, and then

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<v Speaker 5>I guess at the end you'll jump in at some point. Okay, hello,

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<v Speaker 5>he my almost up.

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<v Speaker 2>You bet to call dianaic rut Mew. She just called

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<v Speaker 2>me and said she got a fact from you that

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<v Speaker 2>the wedding is canceled. She's she's stopping the.

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<v Speaker 5>Order on your Okay, okay, calm down. I wanted to

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<v Speaker 5>tell you yesterday, but I didn't know how to.

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<v Speaker 2>What happened.

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<v Speaker 5>The icing on the cake was he went shopping for

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<v Speaker 5>himself and he bought some things for Bejane. He came

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<v Speaker 5>home and bought me a rice cooker.

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<v Speaker 2>And that bothered you.

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<v Speaker 5>It bothered the hell out of me, of course it did.

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<v Speaker 5>How dare you go shopping for yourself, you buy yourself

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<v Speaker 5>a ton of items, you buy some things for Bejing

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<v Speaker 5>and then you come home and you buy me. Of course,

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<v Speaker 5>so you don't come home, you don't buy me sneakers or.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what you broke this relationship up over, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>for you a little dollars. What do you mean, Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I had eight hundred dollars back and I was thirty

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<v Speaker 2>two hundred. They're not giving me my money, back.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know what to do.

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<v Speaker 2>You guys have to work this out out, all right.

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<v Speaker 5>Let me see if I could call her up?

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on, and I have to go. Your uncle's dance

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<v Speaker 2>is waiting for me?

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<v Speaker 5>All right? Can I call you on yourself?

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<v Speaker 2>Let me have myself Okay, bye bye?

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<v Speaker 3>Hello?

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<v Speaker 5>Hello.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean that's ridiculous. Nobody even used to Buddy was canceled.

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<v Speaker 5>Let me ask you a question, Okay, not for nothing.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know if you think I'm crazy or what,

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<v Speaker 5>But what would you do if your fiance.

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<v Speaker 4>If people are close to himself, close to b Jane,

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<v Speaker 4>but you were Rice cooker? You're right, I would be upset.

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<v Speaker 4>Why didn't he get you announced like he got everybody else.

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<v Speaker 4>I can understand you're too young to wanna Rice Cooker.

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<v Speaker 4>I understand that, all right. I'm okay, you better make sure,

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<v Speaker 4>Hope and that this is what you want to do,

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<v Speaker 4>because I'm telling you, I'm so stick of this wedding

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<v Speaker 4>and I'm really I've had it with two of you.

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<v Speaker 2>A rice cooker.

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<v Speaker 4>I let's get over the rice cooker. That's the minor

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<v Speaker 4>part here. Okay, let's get over the rice cooker.

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<v Speaker 3>What are you getting more worse up of that.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think he meant it intentionally. I don't think

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<v Speaker 4>men don't think a lot of the time.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, hold on one second, I have to patch

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<v Speaker 5>some money through a hold on.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, Yes, now, Hi, this is mary A a Telehope Landa's mother.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh Hi, how are you?

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<v Speaker 4>Hi? Is this Syana?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>It is hi.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm on the road. Sorry, everything's all messed up.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. I had to leave the message with your cousin.

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<v Speaker 1>I need to talk to you about the refund.

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<v Speaker 4>Credit my accounty eight hundred.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, may I ask why the wedding was canceled?

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<v Speaker 4>What would you do if.

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<v Speaker 5>Your fiance goes shopping for all to show up the

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<v Speaker 5>punter clothes and comes home with a rice cooker for you?

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<v Speaker 1>He bought you a rice cooker?

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<v Speaker 4>H Ben. I can't have this conversation because if you'll

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<v Speaker 4>break it up, this rest no bro got dmrice coach.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll take you in the freaking air. What this was

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<v Speaker 4>got to day? For this? For me?

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<v Speaker 2>I'll talk to you later.

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<v Speaker 5>Diana just has to confirm something.

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<v Speaker 4>Please, what is him more to confirm? I want you

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<v Speaker 4>to leave me alone. I told you at credit the

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<v Speaker 4>eight hundred dollars to the dam account.

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<v Speaker 1>Just I have to tell you one other thing. You've

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<v Speaker 1>been phone tapped.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't believe you people did this to me. When

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<v Speaker 4>I text you, I'm gonna beat a out of.

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<v Speaker 1>You wore the Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone table

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<v Speaker 1>was pre recorded permission granted by all parts the

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the

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<v Speaker 2>Morning Show