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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for it today,

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Speaker 1: and the subject is she is only sexy outside of

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Speaker 1: our house.

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Speaker 2: What she's sexy.

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Speaker 1: We'll get into that find out what that's really all

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Speaker 1: about in just a few because right now it is

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Speaker 1: time for the nephew and today's prank phone call.

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Speaker 2: What you got for his neph Uh? Well, it's all

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Speaker 2: It's happened to everybody.

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Speaker 3: I don't know anybody that hasn't happened to Were about

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Speaker 3: to turn your lights off? Oh, turn your lights off.

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Speaker 3: It's happened to everyone. I don't know anybody to have

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Speaker 3: him come home and hit that switch like god, it

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Speaker 3: is turn We're about to turn your lights off.

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Speaker 2: Let's go catch up.

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Speaker 4: Hello.

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Speaker 5: Hello, I'm trying to find Gira please. Hey, how you doing? This?

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Speaker 5: Is Mason Man. I'm the guy that turns the lights

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Speaker 5: on and off if you haven't paid your b and

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Speaker 5: I'm over here at your house. I'm actually getting ready

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Speaker 5: to turn the lights off, but I'm trying to. It's

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Speaker 5: a courtagy call we're supposed to give. If people can

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Speaker 5: pay their bill before we turn them off, then we

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Speaker 5: collect and we keep moving.

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Speaker 6: He said, he said, who you go?

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Speaker 4: Are you again?

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Speaker 6: I'm making exactly so you say you got to do what.

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Speaker 5: I'm getting ready to turn the lights off because the

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Speaker 5: bill hasn't been paid. I'm getting ready to turn the

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Speaker 5: power off. Are are you here at the house?

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Speaker 6: No, I'm at work.

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Speaker 5: Okay, Well, listen, is there anyone at the house that

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Speaker 5: can make a payment? Make a payment? The payment right

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Speaker 5: now that I have is two hundred and twenty one

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Speaker 5: dollars and thirty six cents. Is that right for what

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Speaker 5: the election for the electric bill? Yes, sir?

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Speaker 6: No, No, sir, no, sir no, No, there's nobody at

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Speaker 6: the house, and I don't think I owe that much.

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Speaker 5: Well, that's what I have right now, two hundred and

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Speaker 5: twenty one dollars and thirty six cents.

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Speaker 6: Now see see my wife she already paid that.

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Speaker 5: See okay, well they don't have a record of that.

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Speaker 5: I'm in your driveway right now. I'm getting ready to

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Speaker 5: turn this thing off until the payment has been made.

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Speaker 6: Well, see that there's nobody home right now?

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Speaker 5: Okay, Well, if no one is here, then I have

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Speaker 5: to follow through and continue and go and turn the

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Speaker 6: Oh, oh, you in my driveway, I mean your driveway.

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Speaker 5: So is there anyone here? How far are you from here?

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Speaker 6: I'm at work. I can't get off right now. But

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Speaker 6: you got to get out my driveway.

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Speaker 5: No, no, sir, I'm not gonna be able to leave

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Speaker 5: the driveway until I actually turn the power off.

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Speaker 6: Can't turn my power off. I got food and refrigerator

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Speaker 6: to my kids. Got fish that you know?

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Speaker 5: Come on, man, what do you mean you got fish?

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Speaker 5: What does that mean?

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Speaker 6: I can be there in thirty minutes. Give you a

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Speaker 6: cast right now, sir.

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Speaker 5: What what do you mean when you say you got fish?

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Speaker 5: Fish tank? Oh? Fish tank? You have a fish tank? Okay, well, sir,

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Speaker 5: I understand that. But uh, I'll be there in thirty minute.

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Speaker 6: You stay right there, don't touch nothing, Okay.

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Speaker 5: So I can't. I can't be here at thirty minutes.

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Speaker 5: I can't wait that long. Thirty minutes.

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Speaker 4: I'll be there with cash, and I'll tell you whether

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Speaker 4: it's two hundred what we don't.

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Speaker 5: We don't accept cash, sir. We're gonna need a money.

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Speaker 6: Or I don't have time to go to I'll be

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Speaker 6: there with the cash thirty minutes.

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Speaker 5: I can't take cat are you listening to me? Sir?

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Speaker 6: Are you listening to me?

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Speaker 5: I'm listening to you. I can't take cash. I need

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Speaker 5: a money order.

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Speaker 6: I'll beat that thirty minutes.

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Speaker 5: Okay, sir, I have to cut I have to turn

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Speaker 5: your power off. If you're not here. I give everybody

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Speaker 5: ten minutes, ten minutes where they can pay it or

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Speaker 5: we can actually turn it off. Now, you tell me

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Speaker 5: what you want me to do.

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Speaker 6: I'ma call my wife real quick, all right, real quiet.

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Speaker 5: So I don't have time to call you. I don't.

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Speaker 5: I don't have time for that.

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Speaker 6: First of all, sir, I'll give me up. I might

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Speaker 6: don't mess up bills, okay. First of all, okay, okay.

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Speaker 5: If she doesn't mess up bills, then what the hell

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Speaker 4: I don't know. I'm gonna call her real quick straight okay.

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Speaker 5: Okay, Well, sir, I don't have real quick time. What

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Speaker 5: we have to do right now is I have to

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Speaker 5: do this. I have to see to turn your power off.

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Speaker 5: You get it turned off now, listen. I can come

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Speaker 5: back and turn this thing right back on next week.

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Speaker 5: It'll be one hundred and fifty dollars pens reconnect.

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Speaker 4: First of all, you need to get out of my yard.

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Speaker 4: First of all, So I call y'all, sir.

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Speaker 5: I'm here because I'm supposed to be here. I'm here

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Speaker 5: because you haven't paid you.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna call my ways. Look at this right now.

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Speaker 5: I'm here because you haven't paid your bill.

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Speaker 6: I'll tell you my wife pays my bill.

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Speaker 5: Well, how do you know she paid it? Because you

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Speaker 5: don't know what. Damn you don't know anything?

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Speaker 4: What holder, sir? Trust me, my wife paid the bill.

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Speaker 4: H's a mistake in your system. Get out of my yard.

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Speaker 5: Now. Are you at Avenue?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's correct, But I'm in.

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Speaker 5: I'm in the that I'm in the right place, sir,

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Speaker 5: and you haven't played your bill, and I've been ordered

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Speaker 5: to turn it off.

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Speaker 6: I'll tell you what, tell you what? Tell you what

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna do. I'm gonna be there at thirty minutes.

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Speaker 5: I know that here. I'm not gonna be here in

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Speaker 5: thirty minutes. Okay, you know you are you listening? I'm

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Speaker 5: turning this off in the next five minutes and.

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Speaker 6: Not touch my A wife paid the bill. Leave my lesson.

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Speaker 5: My wife hasn't paid the bill. Now, maybe your wife

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Speaker 5: is out rally gaggers doing something else.

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Speaker 4: Who hold whoa whoa?

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Speaker 5: Whoa? Hold hold?

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Speaker 6: First of all, you keep her, keep her out of this,

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Speaker 6: all right, Okay, you.

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Speaker 5: Don't want that brought her in. That's the one that

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Speaker 4: Listen, keep my hey.

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Speaker 6: That's why I draw the line. I'll be there at

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Speaker 6: thirty minutes, means you can talk.

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Speaker 5: I'm ain't gonna continue to go back and forth you, sir,

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Speaker 5: I don't have thirty minutes. I got ten minutes, you

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Speaker 6: I gotta I'm gonna leave right now.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna get the call right now.

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Speaker 6: Okay, I'll be there thirty minutes.

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Speaker 5: So I don't have thirty minutes. I'm turning it off.

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Speaker 5: You can call downtown and get headquarters to turn it

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Speaker 5: to reconnect meat for one hundred and fifty dollars.

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Speaker 6: So I gotta come up with three hundred of hell.

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Speaker 5: Sir, your bill is two hundred and something dollars, and

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Speaker 5: that it's gonna be one hundred and fifty dollars Reconnectee's.

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Speaker 4: No hell no that hey, I'll get had in ten

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Speaker 5: Well, sir, and I've told you before, you have five

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Speaker 6: No, listen, listen, let me call my neighbor real quick.

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Speaker 4: O hold, let me call hold up, let me call.

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Speaker 5: I don't have time for you to click over and

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Speaker 5: call other people. Sir. Is there somebody that can give

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Speaker 5: me a money order right now?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, right now?

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Speaker 6: Get your money order in five minutes.

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Speaker 5: Okay, now, who's gonna do that.

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Speaker 4: I don't know how to call my wife.

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Speaker 5: I told you your wife is the reason why you're

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna report you to your supervisor.

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Speaker 5: How you gonna record me when I'm out doing my job.

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Speaker 5: You should report your wife but not doing what she

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Speaker 5: was supposed Let's care what you say if do you

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Speaker 5: want your lights on or off when you get here?

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Speaker 5: I want your lights are getting turned off in the

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Speaker 5: next two minutes because your wife didn't pay the damn bill.

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Speaker 4: I wanna tell y'all, excuse me, I'm gonna tell y'all. Listen,

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Speaker 4: he's my wife's name. House your mouth.

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Speaker 5: I tell you what you know what my supervisor would

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Speaker 4: I don't know what your supervisor tell me.

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Speaker 5: Tell you that you have been talking to nephew Tommy

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Speaker 5: from the Sea of Harby. More to show you just God.

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Speaker 4: Bright, I was on my.

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Speaker 5: Wading your coworker got Joseph, he got you.

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna get in.

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Speaker 4: Don't je no more that man you had?

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Speaker 5: Hey, I got one more thing to ask you, man,

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Speaker 6: Come on, man, Steve Warey Morning show, that.

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Speaker 2: Boy something else on a great Tuesday morning, Ain't it?

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Speaker 2: Ain'ty something else?

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Speaker 1: Talking about yourself and the third person.

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Speaker 3: In the third party that time of cold on a Tuesday, Boy,

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Speaker 3: what Tuesday?

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Speaker 2: By time of Tuesday?

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Speaker 3: Catch Timmy Friday and Saturday the DEVI and they know

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Speaker 2: The Funny Bone.

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Speaker 3: Okay, stop talking about yourself of the third person that

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Speaker 3: catch TIMMYO Friday and Saturday?

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Speaker 2: They know Ohio funny ball man.

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Speaker 3: Oh I love to see Timmy when I when I

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Speaker 3: go see Thomas's mad, when I go see this boy

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Speaker 3: work that boy code listen. February third, The boy is

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Speaker 3: in New York City at the NYC Winery. All right,

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Speaker 3: first show already sold out, Second show almost is getting

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Speaker 3: right there, so a few more tickets. But the nephew

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Speaker 3: is coming to New York City at the NYC Winery.

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Speaker 3: Y'all got to go check out Timmy. I'll be in

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Speaker 3: an audience watching Tommy myself. Man, they bought that's something

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Speaker 3: you in.

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Speaker 2: The audience watching Tommy yourself. Boy, it's a lot, it's

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Speaker 2: a lot.

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Speaker 5: What you now?

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Speaker 2: This is something new of the third person?

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Speaker 3: Hearing that?

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Speaker 2: Why would I talk to myself and the second person?

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Speaker 2: Why would I do the second person? The first he

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Speaker 2: always does that? The first person? Why would I be so? Okay?

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Speaker 2: How do you talk to yourself in the first person?

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Speaker 2: How do you do that?

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Speaker 1: When you talk about yourself, you say I or yeah.

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Speaker 1: You don't say your name.

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Speaker 3: It will be crazy, But it's not I. It's Tommy.

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Speaker 3: Tommy will be in Dayton.

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Speaker 2: But Tommy is you?

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Speaker 3: You are Tommy and Tommy is I, and I is.

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Speaker 5: I.

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Speaker 2: Do know he has a degree to that degree? Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 2: So do I have to be the first? Second? Or third?

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Speaker 2: Which one? Did you want me to be?

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Speaker 5: All right?

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Speaker 2: And I am Thomas W. Miles the second? Just to

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Speaker 2: let you know, yes, you are.

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Speaker 1: Thank you Tommy. Coming up next, it's the Strawberry Letter

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Speaker 1: and the subject is She's only sexy outside of our house.

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Speaker 2: We'll get into that right after this.

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Speaker 1: You're listening hard morning show