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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of trends.

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Speaker 1: Giving like Friendsgiving, but it's trends.

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Speaker 2: I'm Jack, it's Miles, it's giving friends.

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Speaker 1: Uh, this this episode is giving trends. Yes, yes, all right, Miles,

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Speaker 1: how are you David?

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Speaker 2: Thanksgiving? We're trending. I got food rumbling and tumbling, right,

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Speaker 2: mumbling and tumbling.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, and shout out to all the recipes. I'm

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Speaker 3: actually gonna try a lot of them after Thanksgiving because

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Speaker 3: some just seems so good that they were not even you.

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Speaker 2: Don't waste them all these fucking losers.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, these people like my mom, who's gonna bring codfish?

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Speaker 2: Like?

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Speaker 3: What is this japan Mom? Moish captain? Oh oh wow,

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Speaker 3: good on you?

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Speaker 2: Good good on?

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Speaker 1: Am I a fun episode coming Friday with one of

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Speaker 1: our thieves. All right, Miles, let's just blast let's blast

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Speaker 1: off into the news stream.

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Speaker 2: Trump got mad at.

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Speaker 1: The New York Times for a story about his thirty

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Speaker 1: three year old human printer, Natalie Harp. Yeah, we talked

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Speaker 1: about her, but I didn't. I didn't have the texture.

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Speaker 1: And I am glad for this texture from the New

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Speaker 1: York Times.

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Speaker 3: So, like most people that Donald Trump hires, he sees

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Speaker 3: them on TV and he's like, Oh, that's that person's

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Speaker 3: on my my ray Tube TV.

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Speaker 2: Make them work for me now.

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Speaker 3: So we talked about her during a lot of the

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Speaker 3: Trump's court cases because she was She's like a literal

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Speaker 3: human print. She lugs around a printer to print out

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Speaker 3: favorable articles and things because he only likes hard copies.

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Speaker 3: He doesn't like the Internet. She like types up a

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Speaker 3: lot of his truth social posts too. It seems like

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Speaker 3: from documentaries we've seen like they'll just be sitting at

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Speaker 2: Be like tell them this disgrace, No, how about this? Uh?

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Speaker 2: And she does all that for him. So that's not new.

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Speaker 3: But the reason that she's back in the news is

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Speaker 3: because the New York Times that they did a report

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Speaker 3: over these like weird ass love letters that she's been

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Speaker 3: like send Trump that other people in Trump's can't. I'm like,

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Speaker 3: basically blown are blowing the whistle on because I guess

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Speaker 3: they don't like her Miles.

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Speaker 1: These are normal things to write to people that you

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Speaker 1: work with, and I wish you would accept that and

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Speaker 1: stop acting like I'm being weird when I write you read.

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Speaker 2: Them out loud.

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Speaker 3: So I'm forty five years older than you. For context,

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Speaker 3: I'm forty five years older than you, and you are

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Speaker 3: writing me these letters. What are you telling to me,

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Speaker 3: thirty three year old woman?

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Speaker 1: You are all that matters to me, she wrote them

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Speaker 1: whole letter. I don't ever want to let you down.

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Speaker 1: You are the guardian and protector, and you are my

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Speaker 1: guardian and protector in this life. Another letter told Trump

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Speaker 1: wanted to bring back that synergy we used to have

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Speaker 1: where we talk about everything and nothing.

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Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no no no.

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Speaker 1: I want to bring you joy, to feel like we

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Speaker 1: can get through the day without ever having to talk work.

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Speaker 2: This is so whole.

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Speaker 3: So Trump is apparently in this In this article, it

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Speaker 3: sounds like Trump is very fond of her, yeah exactly,

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Speaker 3: calls her sweetie, and and other sources I have described

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Speaker 3: their relationship as like he treats her like a daughter.

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Speaker 2: Uh oh that is that is?

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Speaker 1: That is what you want to hear from every other like,

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Speaker 1: oh no, I think of her as a daughter. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's a better way for you to except for this guy, except.

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Speaker 3: Donald Trump, the one too many weird things about how

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Speaker 3: he talks about Yeah yeah, the meaning that you and

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Speaker 2: We both like sex was one of the thing he.

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Speaker 3: Said, yeah, yeah, So again this is like you can

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Speaker 3: clearly whatever's going on with Natalie Harp I have a

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Speaker 3: feeling because Trump falls for flattery that this like reads

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Speaker 3: like how maybe like like how you would endear yourself

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Speaker 3: to like a wealthy person who's about to.

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Speaker 2: Die and you want them to sign everything over to you. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and you're like, hey, thank you so much. That's my check.

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Speaker 3: Hey hey, peekaboo, I just replace your wife. Peekaboo, I

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Speaker 3: just replace your daughter. But this is again another glimpse

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Speaker 3: into Trump world. But the thing that's interesting is that

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Speaker 3: Donald Trump just blew up on truth social which is

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Speaker 3: interesting because she helps him write these posts from what

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Speaker 3: we've seen from that one Tucker Carlson documentary and basically

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Speaker 3: saying like, well, the failing New York Times apologize to

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Speaker 3: its readers forgetting years of Trump coverage. Comes on, he

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Speaker 3: goes back and he's like, I won the most consequential

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Speaker 3: presidential election in decades? Where is my apology? And is

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Speaker 3: like going after the New York Times, this is where

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Speaker 3: I'm like, is this a bit of a preview for

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Speaker 3: how Trump is going to bully the media? Into falling

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Speaker 3: in line with the favorable coverage, because this doesn't bode

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Speaker 3: well based on what I'm seeing, and we do know

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Speaker 3: that The New York Times already has a pension.

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Speaker 2: For both sizings.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, every seems like their response to the election was like,

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Speaker 1: we got this one wrong or bad. Like it just

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Speaker 1: it feels like their coverage has gotten further to the

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Speaker 1: right since the since Trump won, Like it just yeah,

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Speaker 1: somehow they're just like, I mean, it started with like

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Speaker 1: the platforming of undecided voters and but like writing breathlessly

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Speaker 1: like daily news bulletin is was like today about like

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Speaker 1: how is he going to accomplish his mass deportation plans?

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Speaker 2: And they just like write about it as though.

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Speaker 1: It's you know, okay, doesn't doesn't mention all the facts

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Speaker 1: about like immigrants being good for the economy, good for

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Speaker 1: crime as immigrants commit fewer crimes and like are basically

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Speaker 1: agreed to be America's like economic superpower. They don't mention,

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Speaker 1: obviously the moral catastrophe that this would be right, And

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Speaker 1: they do talk about like how it would cost eighty

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Speaker 1: eight billion dollars. They're like, you know, some might argue

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Speaker 1: that that money could be better spent building three million houses,

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Speaker 1: but like, yeah, all they all they do is just

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Speaker 1: like it has its benefits. It just might not be

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Speaker 1: as good as like three million houses, but obviously, like.

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Speaker 2: You know, like you know, hunger issues with children.

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Speaker 1: Instead of just being like this is bad economically for everyone,

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Speaker 1: this is actually like bad for the country in every

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Speaker 2: The you know, it helps him fuel the race.

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Speaker 3: Well, now do they do the things they do well now,

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Speaker 3: but now we're like we're doing opinion, you know, and

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Speaker 3: that's that's that's that's that's not journalism. Okay, Well is

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Speaker 3: it also journalism to like leave out the details, like

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Speaker 3: to question if this policy is even useful. Like again,

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Speaker 3: with so many of the articles that talk about tariff

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Speaker 2: It's like the fentanyl.

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Speaker 3: That's what we have to stop are using that as

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Speaker 3: these policies, not many are like, a few have mentioned

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Speaker 3: what the statistics are with this, and I've talked about

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Speaker 3: I think yesterday, But again, over eighty percent of the

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Speaker 3: people that are caught smuggling fentanyl at the border are

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Speaker 3: are happening at legitimate ports of entry. It's not like

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Speaker 3: desert lugging around a YETI cooler full of fucking fentanyl

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Speaker 3: or something and like, ahaaa, see this is why we

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Speaker 3: got to be out here too. So what the fuck

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Speaker 3: do these migrants have to do with fentanyl?

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Speaker 2: Statistically? Not a fucking thing really, So.

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Speaker 3: Why don't maybe you can start helping people connect those dots.

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Speaker 2: But again, maybe we're doing opinion now.

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Speaker 1: Well, you're not familiar with Trump lore. He's built up

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Speaker 1: a bunch of lore. Yes, suggests in this fictional universe,

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Speaker 1: it does presposes maybe it does?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 1: All right, more, ammo for the Thanksgiving dinner table tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: Your uncle's gonna come in. He's gonna be like, you know,

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Speaker 1: the dB Cooper case has been solved. No, it fucking hasn't.

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Speaker 2: This I just I really did I look, look, look

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Speaker 2: at this headline right here. Bombshell.

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Speaker 3: dB Cooper evidence mystery may have finally been solved. Three

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Speaker 3: fifty three year old mystery. The dB Cooper mystery could

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Speaker 3: finally be solved. That people are ignoring the could part

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Speaker 1: Thanks to his own children, new evidence may solve dB

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Speaker 1: Cooper, of course, hijacked a plane November nineteen seventy one,

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Speaker 1: demanded Branson money, parachuted into the woods, never to be

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Speaker 3: Pretty good, fucking hijacked bell, you know, great, hijack the plane.

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Speaker 3: He's like, okay, I'll let these people go, but when

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Speaker 3: get but I also need a pilot. Yeah, And then

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Speaker 3: He had parachuted out at some point. A fucking baller move, okay,

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Speaker 1: Very interesting story. And the children of Richard McCoy have

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Speaker 1: now said that their dad was dB Cooper. He was

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Speaker 1: convicted of committing a very similar skyjacking just a few

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Speaker 1: from prison. And so this claim was made via an

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Speaker 1: aviation YouTuber named Dan Grider. Okay, so that all sounds

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Speaker 1: fairly convinced, Like they said it was their dad. He

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Speaker 1: a dozen people who all tried to Like the dB

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Speaker 1: Cooper thing was a big deal when it happened. I

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Speaker 1: almost cover it in the nineties. It was like a

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Speaker 1: And the hard evidence that they're talking about feels very

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Speaker 1: much like this guy Dan Grider, who's like trying to

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Speaker 1: make it seem like I just found the smoking gun

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Speaker 1: that proves it, Like this is a thing he has

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Speaker 1: had access to and like known about for years and

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Speaker 1: keeps trying to make happen, like keeps trying to be

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Speaker 1: like this is the thing because this guy modified the

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Speaker 1: parachute and therefore we know, and just like he just

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Speaker 1: seems he's he's been on this for a while. He's

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Speaker 1: wanted this to be true.

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Speaker 2: For a while.

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Speaker 3: But even like the counter arguments to people being like,

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Speaker 3: hold on, the people who are on the plane said

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Speaker 3: dB Cooper's eyes were brown. McCoy's eyes are blue, and

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Speaker 3: they're just like, dude, they're probably all fucked up and

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Speaker 3: probably made a mistake. And you're like what, oh, yay,

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Speaker 3: well what about this? He smoked cigarettes, and you know,

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Speaker 3: McCoy was a Mormon and probably wouldn't have ever smoked.

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Speaker 2: That's of course he did that because disguise. Oh my god, dude, yeah,

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Speaker 2: have you ever dB coopered?

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Speaker 1: They got two near identical descriptions of dB Cooper by

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Speaker 1: the flight crow like and both of them were like

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Speaker 2: It's worth sixteen fifty. It's worth sixteen fifty.

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Speaker 1: What is it just because he did those like playlists

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just Americana is like the guitar, and also some

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Speaker 3: It is decided if you squint your eyes, like shit,

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Speaker 1: Gibson has had to issue a seasoned desist order over

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Speaker 2: That's one side. Wait what do you mean? I'm like,

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Speaker 2: The body shape Oh yeah, body yes, okay, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I just know Slash used to do that ship and

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Speaker 2: Man. I'll buy that for a couple of buds. About

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Speaker 1: The guitar is made by sixteen Creative. Uh not a

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Speaker 1: Wow, I feel like the Supreme Court is going to

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Speaker 1: be like, mm sorry, sorry, Gibson, he can do that.

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Speaker 2: It's an official act. That's an official act by the

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Speaker 2: like oh you don't have one.

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Speaker 3: Oh well, then you actually can't be operating a motor

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Speaker 2: That's right. Anyways, maybe you can make it up to

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Speaker 1: That's gonna do it for it will this week.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're oh no, it's not gonna do it. For

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Speaker 2: this week. We have an episode coming out on goddamn Friday.

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Speaker 2: That's right on goddamn Friday. That's what we call that,

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Speaker 2: Friday Thanksgiving.

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Speaker 3: On goddamn Friday, we will have an episode so you'll

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Speaker 3: tim bat. Yeah, So enjoy that. Until then, have.

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Speaker 1: A great Thanksgiving. You guys, be kind to each other,

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Speaker 1: be kind to yourselves.

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Speaker 2: More important, especially.

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Speaker 1: Get your flu shots, get your vaccine, don't do nothing

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Speaker 1: about white supremacy.

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Speaker 2: And we will talk to you on Friday. Bye bye