Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap, Jarrett, Yes,
Speaker 1: what's your phone tap all about?
Speaker 2: Jen wants to play a phone tap on her husband Bruce. Now,
Speaker 2: the couple put out some Christmas decorations on their front
Speaker 2: lawn and they've been having some trouble over the last
Speaker 2: few days of people messing with those decorations, putting them
Speaker 2: in weird positions. So Jen is going to call her
Speaker 2: husband say hey, I found the kid who did it.
Speaker 2: He wants to apologize. I will be that kid. Oh boy,
Speaker 2: Rody will be my dad. And we have a phone
Speaker 2: How beautiful. Let's listen in to today's phone tap.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 3: Hello, hey, sweetheart, how are you?
Speaker 4: Hey, honey good.
Speaker 3: I do not want to bother you, but stuff on
Speaker 3: the lawn again.
Speaker 4: Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
Speaker 3: No, No, I know it's gross and awful and I'm embarrassed to.
Speaker 4: Even more than I ran out of the house.
Speaker 3: I said that who did it? That blonde kid across
Speaker 3: the street. So I talked to his dad, and his
Speaker 3: father said he's gonna punish him. He's gonna make sure
Speaker 3: it never happens again. And part of his punishment is
Speaker 3: that he needs to call you to apologize. So pick
Speaker 3: up the phone when he calls. Take the call.
Speaker 4: Okay, have him call me. I'll take care of it. Okay, goodbye,
Speaker 4: have a good day. I'll talk to you later.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: All right, Jane, good job.
Speaker 2: So what I'm gonna do now is call your husband Bruce,
Speaker 2: and then I'm going to be Alex and then we'll
Speaker 2: see how that goes from there.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 2: Okay, Hello, uh hi, mister Phillips. This is Alex. I
Speaker 2: live across the street from you.
Speaker 4: I know you do, Alex.
Speaker 2: Listen, I have to call and say I'm sorry for
Speaker 2: what it did to your front lawn. I was put
Speaker 2: up to it by a few friends of mine.
Speaker 1: But I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Santa Claus was, you know, not riding the sleigh, but
Speaker 2: riding Frosty the snowman.
Speaker 4: You know, is at an attempt to be funny.
Speaker 1: Seriously, you kind of lighten up and just look at
Speaker 1: it from my perspective.
Speaker 4: It's kind of funny being look at it from my side.
Speaker 1: Listen, you're being being a.
Speaker 4: Little punk, and you've always been a little punk.
Speaker 2: So missus Santa Claus was only wearing a wreath this morning.
Speaker 2: I didn't mean it was funny stuff, all right, You
Speaker 2: don't understand funny.
Speaker 1: Maybe if you.
Speaker 4: Understood you're trying to make jokes. This isn't funny.
Speaker 1: Don't you think it's a little funny seeing Marien?
Speaker 4: Dearosex, I don't think any of what you've done is funny.
Speaker 4: I have younger children in my house, okay, so that
Speaker 4: don't need to see Santa Claus, missus clause and all that.
Speaker 4: So you say out to my are you little kid? Okay?
Speaker 1: Dad? Come here?
Speaker 3: Why Alex?
Speaker 1: Are you explaining the situation and apologizing to him? I'm
Speaker 1: trying to, but he's just not getting what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Give me the phone.
Speaker 1: Let me talk to him here.
Speaker 4: Hello, miss Anderson, I asked your son to stay out
Speaker 4: of my yard, stop putting my animals and my Christmas
Speaker 4: ornaments and compromising positions. He's not taking it seriously. He's
Speaker 4: not calling me to sincerely apologize. My kids come out
Speaker 4: in the morning and they look at that.
Speaker 1: If he's only posing them in those funny positions. I
Speaker 1: saw him the other day in the morning. What's the
Speaker 1: big deal?
Speaker 4: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 1: Dude?
Speaker 4: Lighting up?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: They made me yell at my kid over this. I
Speaker 1: feel bad.
Speaker 4: Now. If you yelled at your kid more often, maybe
Speaker 4: this wouldn't be happening. My kid's got a sense of humor,
Speaker 4: so the kid is a punk.
Speaker 1: My kid is not a punk all. My kid is
Speaker 1: a straight B student.
Speaker 3: Maybe you shouldn't put your TACKI loan on himents out
Speaker 3: there if you don't nobody have any fun with them.
Speaker 4: You know what, I'm sorry for moving next to a
Speaker 4: and it's no good baggy brig shaggy ass haired kid. Hello,
Speaker 4: what did you do? What I do? I spilled my
Speaker 4: coffee all over myself? They stay to him?
Speaker 3: Do you know what happened?
Speaker 4: Jen? This little punk called me and he was making jokes.
Speaker 4: You know, do you think it's funny that he replaced
Speaker 4: the baby snoopy? You think that's funny? You a man jokes?
Speaker 3: Sait a minute. We can't expect the kid have the
Speaker 3: same maturity we have.
Speaker 4: I had to talk to this kid and it's stupid ass, father,
Speaker 4: And now you're calling me giving men gonna work here?
Speaker 4: Leave me alone? Why do you even call me with this?
Speaker 2: Hey, mister Phillips, listen, stop embarrassing me, you little stop
Speaker 2: it right now. My name is Garaff from Elvis dur
Speaker 2: Ann in the Morning Show, and you got phone tats.
Speaker 4: You gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 3: This is all a joke, whiting up even stressed out
Speaker 3: as it would be funny.
Speaker 4: Why don't you sleep with Santa Claus on the lawn tonight?
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