WEBVTT - Putting Christmas Decor In Sexual Positions

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap, Jarrett, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>what's your phone tap all about?

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<v Speaker 2>Jen wants to play a phone tap on her husband Bruce. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>the couple put out some Christmas decorations on their front

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<v Speaker 2>lawn and they've been having some trouble over the last

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<v Speaker 2>few days of people messing with those decorations, putting them

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<v Speaker 2>in weird positions. So Jen is going to call her

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<v Speaker 2>husband say hey, I found the kid who did it.

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<v Speaker 2>He wants to apologize. I will be that kid. Oh boy,

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<v Speaker 2>Rody will be my dad. And we have a phone

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<v Speaker 2>How beautiful. Let's listen in to today's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, hey, sweetheart, how are you?

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, honey good.

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<v Speaker 3>I do not want to bother you, but stuff on

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<v Speaker 3>the lawn again.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, you've got to be kidding me.

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<v Speaker 3>No, No, I know it's gross and awful and I'm embarrassed to.

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<v Speaker 4>Even more than I ran out of the house.

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<v Speaker 3>I said that who did it? That blonde kid across

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<v Speaker 3>the street. So I talked to his dad, and his

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<v Speaker 3>father said he's gonna punish him. He's gonna make sure

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<v Speaker 3>it never happens again. And part of his punishment is

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<v Speaker 3>that he needs to call you to apologize. So pick

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<v Speaker 3>up the phone when he calls. Take the call.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, have him call me. I'll take care of it. Okay, goodbye,

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<v Speaker 4>have a good day. I'll talk to you later.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Jane, good job.

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<v Speaker 2>So what I'm gonna do now is call your husband Bruce,

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<v Speaker 2>and then I'm going to be Alex and then we'll

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<v Speaker 2>see how that goes from there.

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<v Speaker 4>All right.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Hello, uh hi, mister Phillips. This is Alex. I

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<v Speaker 2>live across the street from you.

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<v Speaker 4>I know you do, Alex.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, I have to call and say I'm sorry for

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<v Speaker 2>what it did to your front lawn. I was put

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<v Speaker 2>up to it by a few friends of mine.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>Santa Claus was, you know, not riding the sleigh, but

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<v Speaker 2>riding Frosty the snowman.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, is at an attempt to be funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Seriously, you kind of lighten up and just look at

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<v Speaker 1>it from my perspective.

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<v Speaker 4>It's kind of funny being look at it from my side.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen, you're being being a.

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<v Speaker 4>Little punk, and you've always been a little punk.

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<v Speaker 2>So missus Santa Claus was only wearing a wreath this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't mean it was funny stuff, all right, You

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<v Speaker 2>don't understand funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe if you.

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<v Speaker 4>Understood you're trying to make jokes. This isn't funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't you think it's a little funny seeing Marien?

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<v Speaker 4>Dearosex, I don't think any of what you've done is funny.

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<v Speaker 4>I have younger children in my house, okay, so that

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<v Speaker 4>don't need to see Santa Claus, missus clause and all that.

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<v Speaker 4>So you say out to my are you little kid? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Dad? Come here?

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<v Speaker 3>Why Alex?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you explaining the situation and apologizing to him? I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to, but he's just not getting what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>Give me the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me talk to him here.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, miss Anderson, I asked your son to stay out

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<v Speaker 4>of my yard, stop putting my animals and my Christmas

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<v Speaker 4>ornaments and compromising positions. He's not taking it seriously. He's

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<v Speaker 4>not calling me to sincerely apologize. My kids come out

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<v Speaker 4>in the morning and they look at that.

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<v Speaker 1>If he's only posing them in those funny positions. I

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<v Speaker 1>saw him the other day in the morning. What's the

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<v Speaker 1>big deal?

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<v Speaker 4>Are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey?

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<v Speaker 1>Dude?

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<v Speaker 4>Lighting up?

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<v Speaker 2>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>They made me yell at my kid over this. I

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<v Speaker 1>feel bad.

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<v Speaker 4>Now. If you yelled at your kid more often, maybe

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<v Speaker 4>this wouldn't be happening. My kid's got a sense of humor,

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<v Speaker 4>so the kid is a punk.

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<v Speaker 1>My kid is not a punk all. My kid is

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<v Speaker 1>a straight B student.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe you shouldn't put your TACKI loan on himents out

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<v Speaker 3>there if you don't nobody have any fun with them.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what, I'm sorry for moving next to a

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<v Speaker 4>and it's no good baggy brig shaggy ass haired kid. Hello,

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<v Speaker 4>what did you do? What I do? I spilled my

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<v Speaker 4>coffee all over myself? They stay to him?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know what happened?

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<v Speaker 4>Jen? This little punk called me and he was making jokes.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, do you think it's funny that he replaced

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<v Speaker 4>the baby snoopy? You think that's funny? You a man jokes?

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<v Speaker 3>Sait a minute. We can't expect the kid have the

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<v Speaker 3>same maturity we have.

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<v Speaker 4>I had to talk to this kid and it's stupid ass, father,

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<v Speaker 4>And now you're calling me giving men gonna work here?

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<v Speaker 4>Leave me alone? Why do you even call me with this?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, mister Phillips, listen, stop embarrassing me, you little stop

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<v Speaker 2>it right now. My name is Garaff from Elvis dur

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<v Speaker 2>Ann in the Morning Show, and you got phone tats.

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<v Speaker 4>You gotta be kidding me.

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<v Speaker 3>This is all a joke, whiting up even stressed out

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<v Speaker 3>as it would be funny.

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<v Speaker 4>Why don't you sleep with Santa Claus on the lawn tonight?

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<v Speaker 1>The Elvis Duran phone tap.

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