WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Hot Girl Jumper

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<v Speaker 1>Second, d D is it possible to be too hot

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<v Speaker 1>to date? Asking for a friend? Nobody in this room

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<v Speaker 1>could answer. Seriously, If you look on TikTok right now,

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<v Speaker 1>there's all these videos of beautiful models complaining that no

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<v Speaker 1>men will approach them because guys are too intimidated. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, my best friend is gorgeous and she always

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<v Speaker 1>had that problem. Yeah, you just talk to him. It

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<v Speaker 1>was all part of posting hashtag ask a hot girl

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<v Speaker 1>out without peeing yourself challenge? Yeah didn't, got ye. That

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<v Speaker 1>might be the problem that one of our listeners, Kristen,

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<v Speaker 1>is facing in her love life right now. She's worried

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<v Speaker 1>maybe she was too attractive during her first date. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god. Okay, we'll try not to make fun of

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<v Speaker 1>you right out of the gate. I don't feel sorry

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<v Speaker 1>for you already. What we want to learn more? How

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<v Speaker 1>you doing? Hey? Oh look, you guys are ridiculous. I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>I just this was a one knife phenomenon. I am

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<v Speaker 1>not that hot hot girl anyway. Let's hang up on

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<v Speaker 1>this girl. We're just joking around with you. Christ tell

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<v Speaker 1>us about the guy that you ended up going out with.

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<v Speaker 1>What's his name? His name is ben I don't even

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<v Speaker 1>know if you could call it going out. I was

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<v Speaker 1>already out, so okay. So last week I was supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to meet up with my friend just get some drinks

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever. Girls nights. Yeah. I have this thing where

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<v Speaker 1>I like to wear these one piece outfits now, like

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<v Speaker 1>a jumper, like a jumper yeah yeah, yeah, like those

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<v Speaker 1>babies were that you zip up from the foot all

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<v Speaker 1>the way to the next I will say, I wish

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<v Speaker 1>they had a zipper down below, because go to the

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<v Speaker 1>bathroom in a jumper is really okay, So sorry, keep going,

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<v Speaker 1>You're you're looking good. So I'm saying, it's a bar,

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<v Speaker 1>waiting from my friend and she is running late, and

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<v Speaker 1>meanwhile guys are like sending me drinks, the bartenders flirting

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<v Speaker 1>with me. Okay girl. Yeah, it was like a total

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<v Speaker 1>sausage party. So I had all the attentions that there's

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<v Speaker 1>this one guy in particular who was just like absolutely

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<v Speaker 1>my type from head to toe, Like oh, he was

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<v Speaker 1>even wearing like the outfit my high school crush used

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<v Speaker 1>to it that was like my favorite outfit with like

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<v Speaker 1>green corduroys and a little black polo shirt and he

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<v Speaker 1>had a beard just like he was way taller than me.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's good that you got over him. So did

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<v Speaker 1>Ben approach you then? No? I mean I thought maybe

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<v Speaker 1>he was looking my way a little bit, but like

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<v Speaker 1>I said, I was really feeling myself, so I went

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<v Speaker 1>up to him. Yeah, there you go. As you watch

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<v Speaker 1>all the other boys be jealous but not cool, never

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<v Speaker 1>been in your situation in I'm for you. How did

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<v Speaker 1>it go? Well, Okay, here's where it gets a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit weird because I've never had anything like this happened

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<v Speaker 1>to me before. So I'm like, I'm sitting with him,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm chatting with him, and I'm clearly into him.

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<v Speaker 1>And the bartender comes over at inch Abrups because some

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<v Speaker 1>other guys sent me a drink. Oh brood, while you're

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<v Speaker 1>talking to the guy that you wanted, and competitive guy

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<v Speaker 1>being like, hey, bro sorry, I see you. She walked

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<v Speaker 1>to you, but I still got her attention over here.

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<v Speaker 1>Did he seem to like that, like as like a

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<v Speaker 1>challenge or did he seem to be put off by it?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, he had a beard, so it's pretty hard

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<v Speaker 1>to tell. Was he mostly beard like I just actually

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<v Speaker 1>more like five o'clock And that was like a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit awkward. So I kind of used that as an

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<v Speaker 1>opportunity to like show him that I was into him.

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<v Speaker 1>So I kind of looked at the other guy like thanks,

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<v Speaker 1>but what the heck and just ignored him and went

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<v Speaker 1>back to talking to Ben actually him feel but here's

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<v Speaker 1>the thing, guys. Then it happened again. What whoa same dude? Like,

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<v Speaker 1>same dude, just can't know different dude? What can you

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<v Speaker 1>send me a link to your jumps? I had like

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<v Speaker 1>some sort of magical magnetism going on, and I just

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<v Speaker 1>I just I just like saluted that guy awkwardly, like okay, captain,

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<v Speaker 1>and you sound hysterical. I mean through it all, you

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<v Speaker 1>sound really funny too, like hot an well, dude, Ben

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<v Speaker 1>and I were laughing our butts off all my like,

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<v Speaker 1>he's hilarious too. I'm thinking about setting you a drink

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<v Speaker 1>right now. The bar seems like the coolest place. It's

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<v Speaker 1>got Captain's, it's got Lumberjacks Brooks over in the back

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<v Speaker 1>saying like, how do you do How did this interaction

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<v Speaker 1>between you and Ben? How did that end? Well? I

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<v Speaker 1>mean eventually my friend let me know that she wasn't coming, ohh,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, that's actually fine, I forgot about

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<v Speaker 1>and we hung out for the rest of the night,

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<v Speaker 1>had a fantastic night. He gave me his number, I

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<v Speaker 1>gave him my number. Yes, and I mean that's basically been.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like he texted me back, but like with no enthusiasm.

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<v Speaker 1>We haven't made plans. Did you ask him if he

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<v Speaker 1>was single? Like point blank? Oh my god, no, I

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<v Speaker 1>have not. Actually, this is mind blow because even if

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<v Speaker 1>he wasn't interested in you, the fact that you were

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<v Speaker 1>like literally swatting other men away in front of him

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<v Speaker 1>and then telling him you were so interesting like that

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<v Speaker 1>alone would make a guy just him one thing to

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<v Speaker 1>give attention, it's one thing to also reject other attentions.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been seririzing because obviously I've been thinking about nothing

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<v Speaker 1>but this, and maybe he like stalked me online. It

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<v Speaker 1>is like, okay, she's not always that hot. Oh the

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<v Speaker 1>lights on at the end of the night. There you

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<v Speaker 1>have to understand, Like for me, the onesie thing, the

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<v Speaker 1>whole thing is, I don't have to put an outfit together.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like no effort. Yeah, they're really so, It's like

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to make up. Yeah that's true. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>with you, Okay, you and your magic onesie. Hold on,

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<v Speaker 1>we're going to play the song, we'll put back, We'll

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<v Speaker 1>call Ben for you, and we'll try and get your

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<v Speaker 1>second dade up date. Okay, okay, I'm suddenly feeling very

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<v Speaker 1>self conscious. Hey, if you're just joining us, it's the

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<v Speaker 1>sequel that Joseph and the Amazing Technical or Dreamtime Listen

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<v Speaker 1>and the magic Dude attracting Onesie link. Because yeah, she

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<v Speaker 1>went out and wore there's one specific jumper that made

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<v Speaker 1>her look real fine that night. So guys at the

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<v Speaker 1>bar kept sending her drinks, which was a good thing,

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<v Speaker 1>except it was happening while she was sitting down with

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<v Speaker 1>the one dude that she really wanted to be with,

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<v Speaker 1>a sexy lumberjack type named Ben who's apparently more beard

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<v Speaker 1>than body. Yeah, but she's worried. Maybe all that attention

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<v Speaker 1>from other guys was a little bit intimidating to Ben

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<v Speaker 1>and it could have scared him away. How could a

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<v Speaker 1>guy with a beard like that be intimidated. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what happened, but he's not asking me out, so

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, whatever it is, I want to know. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe his beard got caught on the door and he shuts.

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<v Speaker 1>He can't get home to make the call to you,

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<v Speaker 1>so let's find out here we go. Hello, m Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>yeah it sounds right. Hey is this Ben the beard?

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<v Speaker 1>What I mean Ben? Ben with a beard? Uh? This Ben?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh he's not sorry, he sounded exactly like I thought.

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<v Speaker 1>I think Ben just flustered everyone in the road. Ben. Sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>My name is jeff Um. I also have a beard,

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<v Speaker 1>but probably not as nice as yours. I host a

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<v Speaker 1>morning radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're hoping to talk with you a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh sorry, you're a radio show. Yeah. You can also

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<v Speaker 1>hear us on podcast too, if you want to look

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<v Speaker 1>us up on like Spotify, any of that. We're there.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh all right, cool, that's all we wanted to say.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks for your time. Then, no, we're really calling because

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<v Speaker 1>we're doing something called a second Date Update, and we're

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<v Speaker 1>trying to help one of our listeners get ahold of you. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>her name's Kristen. Have you met her out at the

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<v Speaker 1>bar the other night? Yeah, it wasn't really a first date. Yeah, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Oh my god, you don't remember Kristen.

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<v Speaker 1>She had a really cute jumper on. Most guys don't

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<v Speaker 1>recognize that stuff. Yeah, good cleavage. Now you speaking our language? No,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, I do I know who that girl is. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to her, she sounded awesome, like funny. She

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't like full of herself at all. Yeah, really fun. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she's super fun. Right, Okay, I'm sorry she told you

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<v Speaker 1>that we hung out or something. She told a radio

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<v Speaker 1>station that we hung out. She said that she met

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<v Speaker 1>you out at the bar the other night and was

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<v Speaker 1>having a really nice time. And then afterwards, it's been

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<v Speaker 1>kind of hard getting ahold of you, and she's curious

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<v Speaker 1>why Wow, this is this is so crazy. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>know this isn't a normal thing that happens, but we're

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<v Speaker 1>really hoping to help her out because she's a listener.

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<v Speaker 1>Who does that? Who does that? That's someone that feels

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<v Speaker 1>a really strong connection with somebody that they met. And

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<v Speaker 1>she just sounds like confident and awesome. But like she

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<v Speaker 1>did say, she didn't like point blink, ask you if

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<v Speaker 1>you were in a relationship. Oh no, I'm not in

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<v Speaker 1>a relationship. But like, okay, thank god, I'm not in

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<v Speaker 1>a relationship with her. Oh ye, why would you say that? Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>she's I think that she's just kind of messed up.

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<v Speaker 1>What did she do something to you? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I was the situation was like I saw her at

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<v Speaker 1>a bar, and like she came over to me and

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<v Speaker 1>we started chatting, and she was really funny. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>like she got like a drink from another guy. I guess, Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she mentioned that to us a little bit. Is that

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<v Speaker 1>something that intimidated you? I mean not really not at first.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I thought it was kind of funny that

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<v Speaker 1>a dude was doing that. But when it happened again,

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<v Speaker 1>because it happened like a second time, I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>hell no, this is ridiculous. Yeah, but how are you

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<v Speaker 1>How are you blaming her? It's not her fault. So,

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<v Speaker 1>like the situation that happened was like she had to

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<v Speaker 1>leave for a hot second to step out to like

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<v Speaker 1>talk to her friends because against the friend wasn't coming.

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<v Speaker 1>But when she was outside, I like walked over to

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<v Speaker 1>the guy who had set the drinks. Oh, like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>do you mind not doing that? I'm talking to the

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<v Speaker 1>squirrel right now. And it kind of what makes me

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<v Speaker 1>look a little bad, or it feels like you're being competitive,

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<v Speaker 1>which is like so Childlike, that's not bad to go

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<v Speaker 1>talk man to man real quick and to say hey, bro,

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<v Speaker 1>yeah you know you know you're not causing a scene, right, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you want to wrestle beards over now if he's like,

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<v Speaker 1>back off, but if you're like, hey, man, politely, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to talk with her, and you know, I think

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<v Speaker 1>she's interested in me. So what did he day? He

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<v Speaker 1>said he didn't send it. What. Oh, so then you

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<v Speaker 1>just obviously got the wrong dude, Yeah, like it was

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<v Speaker 1>somebody else. The bartender said it wrong, No, because like

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<v Speaker 1>the bartender pointed to the guy out. Oh yeah, because

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<v Speaker 1>they're across the room. So the bartender was like, from him,

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<v Speaker 1>So you went to the bartender. So I walked over

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<v Speaker 1>the bartender and I asked the bartender and he was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't really disclose that. What I thought he just

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<v Speaker 1>pointed the dude out. Just want to start a fight

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<v Speaker 1>or something? Was what did he say? It was just

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<v Speaker 1>weird that he was being coy and I called that out.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, why do you carry you literally pointed

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<v Speaker 1>the guy out before And that's when he told me,

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<v Speaker 1>which is that I guess this is something that she

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<v Speaker 1>does that Kristen does she pays the bartender to like

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<v Speaker 1>send a drink to herself from some random guy. Every like, Oh, really,

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<v Speaker 1>do you believe that I'm gonna start doing this? I

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<v Speaker 1>think you think that's true. Yeah, because the second he

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<v Speaker 1>like admitted it, he was like, don't tell her she

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<v Speaker 1>does this often, Like she comes in and does this

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<v Speaker 1>every month or so, like he he did it for

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<v Speaker 1>like a few months for her. Though, that's kind of nice. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you think that's a red flag. You don't think it's

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<v Speaker 1>just kind of funny. That's so justful. It's so weird

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<v Speaker 1>that I feel like it's just trying to pump up

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<v Speaker 1>her own confidence that some people need that, especially if

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<v Speaker 1>they're going to go approach another guy, which is a

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<v Speaker 1>really intimidating thing to do as a woman. True, it's

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it sounds so outland as you guys are

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<v Speaker 1>all believing it. I'm still not sure if this is

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<v Speaker 1>actually true. Okay, I think we should just ask Kristen directly, Kristen,

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<v Speaker 1>did you pay the bartender to send you drakes? Of

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<v Speaker 1>course not, that's ridiculous. Oh, christ Ben, I forgot to

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<v Speaker 1>tell Christens on the other line listening, she wants to

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<v Speaker 1>talk to you. This is so embarrassing. Oh I'm embarrassed,

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<v Speaker 1>but this is embarrassing for everyone. Honest. Okay, first of all,

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<v Speaker 1>that is not even true. That's complete nonsense. I would

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<v Speaker 1>never do that. But let's say theoretically someone did that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's hilarious. I don't believe. I was listening and Ben's

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<v Speaker 1>all like, oh, she's messed up, And I'm like, have

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<v Speaker 1>you never seen the movie Clueless? Remember she sends herself

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<v Speaker 1>chocolates and flowers. Yea, when they were in high school.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think they could be in a bar for

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<v Speaker 1>somebody that's denying it. You sure do know a lot

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<v Speaker 1>about this system works. Oh my god, you guys the

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<v Speaker 1>magician never reveals their secrets. Is it not even that cute? Then?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to like, I mean that here's the thing,

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't even matter, Like, who cares? She sounds awesome. I

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<v Speaker 1>am awesome. Yeah, as you should confident. There's no doubt

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<v Speaker 1>about I mean, you can kind of hear what she's

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<v Speaker 1>saying right now. She's making it seem like it's not

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<v Speaker 1>that big of a deal, but she's like not owning

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<v Speaker 1>up to it, but she kind of is owning up

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<v Speaker 1>to it. And if you're starting off on the wrong

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<v Speaker 1>foot by being like deceitful and like maybe lying or

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<v Speaker 1>maybe telling the truth, and I already don't want that

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<v Speaker 1>right off the bat, So um, you are, like, I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like you're taking this really really seriously, considering we

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<v Speaker 1>were a couple of random strangers that met in the

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<v Speaker 1>bar and had a laugh and I just wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>know you all right. Well, then if you think I'm

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<v Speaker 1>taking it too seriously, then just own up to it.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I'll ask you again, did you do it? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Of course I did. Yeah, how I love it? Though

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<v Speaker 1>it's like all of us and said she didn't do it.

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<v Speaker 1>It works. It's what Dane is. It's like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>trying to make yourself feel better, trying to make yourself

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<v Speaker 1>look the best. She just used a different method. Why well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm sorry to interrupt this conversation, but I do

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<v Speaker 1>need to let Ben know that there's another woman who

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<v Speaker 1>wants to send you a gift card to go on

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<v Speaker 1>a date. Would you like that gift card? Ben? Because Ben,

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<v Speaker 1>if you say yes, then you can go out with

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<v Speaker 1>Kristen one more time. We'll pay for that. Uh you

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<v Speaker 1>know what? Sure? Yeah, why not? But you have one

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<v Speaker 1>strike against you right now. You know when you want

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<v Speaker 1>a warning. Okay, sounds like a naughty thing. Yeah, okay, agree.

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<v Speaker 1>You know I have never ever cheated or anything like

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<v Speaker 1>that any ever my life. Why did you have to

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<v Speaker 1>insist that no one asked nobody. I'm starting to worry.

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<v Speaker 1>Broke and Jeffrey in the morning,