Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2: This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1: One of my bookies died at the kitchen Table, a
Speaker 1: podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
Speaker 1: One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 3: You're a coward.
Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2: And now joined by Bad Larry, Shayan Irving, and Dylan
Speaker 2: the graphics guy.
Speaker 1: I have friends.
Speaker 2: Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is it. We've done it. We've made it
Speaker 1: to Oh that's bad, Larry, so on, hold on, hold on,
Speaker 1: let me do the starting lineup here, Larry, that's bad Larry, Jersey, Shore,
Speaker 1: Shayan Irving. Not to be confused with Shay and Irving.
Speaker 1: You also have Dylan the graphics guy, Marvin at the controls,
Speaker 1: and you have Pa Ray, who was the producer of
Speaker 1: this godforsaken program. Let's recap. Bad Larry won four units
Speaker 1: last week and Shae lost four and a half units
Speaker 1: last week. Dylan lost five units last week. So bad
Speaker 1: Larry at four in the plus column, Shae minus four,
Speaker 1: Dylan minus fourteen? Are you doing it for entertainment purposes? Dylan?
Speaker 1: I mean, you can't be this bad you're a bright guy.
Speaker 3: It's a rough start to the golf season.
Speaker 1: Dan, Okay, that is not your forte. That is true.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's anybody's forte on this program. But
Speaker 1: so we have the March madness. Everybody filled out their brackets, Shay,
Speaker 1: I'll start with you. Any surprises here, and who's your
Speaker 1: overall pick for the national championship.
Speaker 4: Overall pick is Auburn, and I think, oh you the Sooners,
Speaker 4: good surprising people with how deep they go.
Speaker 1: Okay, why are you speaking in kind of a lower tone.
Speaker 1: What do you mean? I don't know if you didn't
Speaker 1: do anything.
Speaker 5: No, you're trying to act like it was the quiet
Speaker 5: storm at late night radio.
Speaker 1: I didn't do ship.
Speaker 4: It's like, yeah, you know I might yeah speak No, No,
Speaker 4: I didn't do anything.
Speaker 1: I didn't do nothing. You went, oh you the yeah,
Speaker 1: trying to increase her.
Speaker 6: I've got Houston winning it, Dan Town uh over Maryland.
Speaker 5: M M.
Speaker 1: I do like Maryland. I don't like Maryland. They had
Speaker 1: to go out west though. Yeah. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm trying. I'm trying to spice it up a little bit.
Speaker 1: Dylan sold on Maryland. Now, I'm on it now Maryland's
Speaker 1: got that. They have as good as starting five as
Speaker 1: anybody in the country except for maybe Florida and Duke
Speaker 1: there there. It takes more than five. Uh, the voice
Speaker 1: of the Big East, Bad Larry is here, Bad Larry,
Speaker 1: Who did you pick?
Speaker 7: I took Florida, Dan, I didn't fill out a bracket
Speaker 7: this year. I am actually driving to Maine as we speak.
Speaker 7: I wasn't up in Milford, but uh, half beyond Milford already,
Speaker 7: So we'll just have to do it from I eighty four.
Speaker 1: Why don't you stomp into Maine. I'm here, well, I
Speaker 1: will be.
Speaker 7: Where are you in Maine?
Speaker 1: Dan? We're exactly, yeah, exactly. Let me let me give
Speaker 1: you the coordinates. Let me give you my address, actually
Speaker 1: my phone number.
Speaker 3: It would be funny if you gave Larry longitude and latitude.
Speaker 1: If you get it out.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'll be in Cape Elizabeth, you know, just south
Speaker 7: of Portland, right outside Portland. We'll tell you, Dan, we'll talk.
Speaker 7: We'll talk later.
Speaker 1: Of course.
Speaker 7: You know, I got to complain. I went five and one.
Speaker 7: That's the four units that Ray's given me. What about
Speaker 7: the two units on Yale one in the Ivy League,
Speaker 7: risking four units to win two.
Speaker 1: He did have that. You did do that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's on the shop.
Speaker 7: Well, how am I only a four units on mm
Speaker 7: hmmm mmm. Yeah, I went five and one and then
Speaker 7: two more units. That's okay. I don't have in front
Speaker 7: of me. I'm sure I went five and one and
Speaker 7: two units on Yale, right right?
Speaker 8: You lost Butler Providence under one forty seven and Villanova's
Speaker 8: Seaton Hall over one twenty six and a half. From
Speaker 8: my calculations, you did have those, Larry, I know, I
Speaker 8: know what I had, but one of them won.
Speaker 7: I don't know which one it was.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'll double check, you know.
Speaker 7: I'll trust you. You know, I'll trust you. So you
Speaker 7: don't want me five and one, So you have me
Speaker 7: four and two and then two units for Yale.
Speaker 2: Correct.
Speaker 7: I don't have the information in front of me, so right,
Speaker 7: you're my man. I'm not you're my man, right, So
Speaker 7: I don't care. I'll take the four units.
Speaker 1: That's good.
Speaker 7: I have Florida Dan winning the national championship, but I
Speaker 7: don't even I didn't do a bracket, so I don't.
Speaker 7: I don't, okay. Bobby Mahan's father died, so it's been
Speaker 7: a long week and I didn't even still a bracket.
Speaker 7: I did not fill out of bracket.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Larry and Shay.
Speaker 7: I apologize for not sorry.
Speaker 4: Yeah, can we talk about how you're ignoring me in
Speaker 4: the group chat and everybody else is, oh my god, it's.
Speaker 1: Rude, Dannie.
Speaker 7: No, no, I responded to it. I was actually pissed
Speaker 7: because I would have had that exactly with your thirty
Speaker 7: to one shot coming in second, but it only paid
Speaker 7: thirty five bucks on two bucks, so I wasn't too
Speaker 7: pissed off. Whatever, But no, I'm apologizing for not taking it.
Speaker 1: Shay's feelings are hurt because he's doing well betting the horses.
Speaker 1: No one's following his picks. He's not getting any attention.
Speaker 1: Yeah at all.
Speaker 3: I asked you for one today I got nothing.
Speaker 1: No, you didn't, Yeah, I did, listen, Dannie.
Speaker 4: The one thing I'm doing right right now is well
Speaker 4: two things keeno well Keeno quino and ponies, and nobody
Speaker 4: gives me love on either one. It's I lose all.
Speaker 1: My relationship with your wife that's.
Speaker 4: Been going great. She uh, she snuck in. She snuck
Speaker 4: into our own pod. Last night. I had Dylan on
Speaker 4: this show, Irving show, and the roommate showed up. I
Speaker 4: think we were at a Red Wine or something, but
Speaker 4: she wandered into the studio. Just wanted to be a
Speaker 4: part of the show.
Speaker 8: It.
Speaker 1: She just wants to be loved. She just wants to
Speaker 1: be held. Yeah, she does. She wants more out of me,
Speaker 1: that's what I got. Yes, yes, she needs more. And
Speaker 1: what's yes, Ray Shay.
Speaker 8: Isn't she mad at you for something that you did
Speaker 8: involving gambling recently?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: My god, Danny, So you know sometimes I play the
Speaker 4: numbers to pick three with the wildball, and so I
Speaker 4: asked my two kids, the eldest in the middle, give
Speaker 4: me three numbers you like. And they didn't know why,
Speaker 4: but they gave me the numbers, and I said, all right,
Speaker 4: I'm go bet on it. And I took the eldest
Speaker 4: to the gas station and we did it together. And
Speaker 4: then the number hit and so I hit it straight
Speaker 4: and with the wild ball and a box because it
Speaker 4: was nine one seven with the seven it's a wildball.
Speaker 4: I won eight hundred and fifteen dollars and I went
Speaker 4: and't you know, cashed it and I gave some money
Speaker 4: to the kids, and the roommate was very upset. That
Speaker 4: I'm involving them in my gambling escapades. But I think
Speaker 4: it's a good education. What I mean, you don't have
Speaker 4: to convince me. You have to convince her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's mad. You're never going to win father of
Speaker 1: the Year. Uh, it depends who I'm up against. You're
Speaker 1: never going to win husband of the Year. No, that's true.
Speaker 3: You're up against Marvin Gaye's dad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I win.
Speaker 3: I win that one. Texas tooth Ferry.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay, so Jay will give you some love.
Speaker 1: You've been doing well with the horses. It doesn't really
Speaker 1: matter now it comes to now. You guys are going
Speaker 1: to football games this weekend? Is that? Are you betting
Speaker 1: on them? Are you going to them? Both? Okay, it
Speaker 1: could be.
Speaker 3: We don't really know yet.
Speaker 4: Okay, what game are you going to? There's a four
Speaker 4: to thirty game in West Haven we're going.
Speaker 1: To be at. And who's playing? I lost my sheet,
Speaker 1: so I don't know.
Speaker 3: I gotta guess the Hurricanes.
Speaker 8: You lost your sheet already, Yeah, I don't know you
Speaker 8: five minutes ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I misplaced it.
Speaker 8: Ray all right, I'll go I'll go find it and
Speaker 8: I'll find who's playing.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, let me let me recap. Let me see
Speaker 1: if there's anything worth recapping. Yeah, so bad, Larry. Uh
Speaker 1: you did well with the Yale winning the IVY and
Speaker 1: you lost the over under Villanova's Seaton Hall Butler in Providence.
Speaker 1: Biggies football Black Panthers minus four and a half against Brooklyn?
Speaker 1: Did that hit? Or is that what you that's saturday? Oh,
Speaker 1: that's saturday. Okay, let's see, Shay had a parlay didn't work?
Speaker 1: You didn't do Yeah? I did the parlay hit, Danny,
Speaker 1: I know, but okay you did. Okay, you got Jackson
Speaker 1: State money line, Kansas money line, SMU money line minus
Speaker 1: one eleven. Congratulations with that. You didn't do too well
Speaker 1: with golf. No tennis? Oh that was bad too. That's
Speaker 1: not good at all. No. So you got bets coming
Speaker 1: up this weekend with the football? Oh yeah, black so
Speaker 1: the Black Panthers versus the Brooklyn Bengals, the New York
Speaker 1: Green Wave, New York Dolphins under forty and a half,
Speaker 1: and the Empire State Wolfpack minus five and a half
Speaker 1: against the Hurricanes. Absolute that sound right? Yes, sir? Okay, Uh, Dylan,
Speaker 1: let me see anything you want to recap here. Golf
Speaker 1: was bad.
Speaker 6: I have some very legitimate complaints about golf. Wyndham Clark
Speaker 6: withdrawing on Saturday, the only time I've ever picked him
Speaker 6: to win, and he withdraws. I also love that he
Speaker 6: shot like a forty on the front nine. He's like, ah,
Speaker 6: my hand hurts, I'm withdrawing. I just say that, you're
Speaker 6: fucking pissed.
Speaker 1: Can we talk about Rory? Are we allowed to talk
Speaker 1: about Rory?
Speaker 4: Danny about grabbing the guy's phone, Yeah, and then refusing
Speaker 4: to answer any questions by the media.
Speaker 1: Does he want the whole world to hate him?
Speaker 3: What did he do with the phone?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: He walked away, right, he grabbed it and just kept yep.
Speaker 1: And that was a college golfer, I think at the
Speaker 1: University of Texas. Yeah, he was doing that's weird. What
Speaker 1: are you doing?
Speaker 4: I agree that was lame, but taking the phone and
Speaker 4: then refusing to talk about it, like, come on, dude.
Speaker 1: I think he's been under a lot of stress here
Speaker 1: with the live and he's the voice of the PGA
Speaker 1: tour and but he did win. But yeah, that's that's unacceptable.
Speaker 6: He has been Rory like looking a little like remember
Speaker 6: like the pictures of Obama when he went into office
Speaker 6: and left, and he looked like a fifty years Rory
Speaker 6: kind of looks like he's aged.
Speaker 1: Well, there's a little little more pressure on the president
Speaker 1: than Rory.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but he looks got some grays that weren't there before.
Speaker 1: Yes, well he's Irish. I mean, you know, comes a
Speaker 1: little sooner than everybody else. Carry the weight of the
Speaker 1: world on our shoulders.
Speaker 8: It is kind of funny. He's like, Oh, I'm super
Speaker 8: stressed out, but I'm just gonna have full swing following
Speaker 8: me for an entire season.
Speaker 3: I'm so stressed.
Speaker 1: Man, Come Dylan, the minor league football that you're betting on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Dan, one real quick thing though.
Speaker 6: I did have two units on there to be a
Speaker 6: hole in one on seventeen. Oh that's right, yeah yeah,
Speaker 6: but Keegan Bradley hit it on a different hole thirteen.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Ah.
Speaker 1: Do you know what he is so crazy is I'm
Speaker 1: watching the tournament and I say to my friend, has
Speaker 1: Keegan Bradley hit his hole in one yet? Well? He
Speaker 1: hadn't hit his hole in one? Whoa? And my friend goes, wait,
Speaker 1: is this on tape? And I said, wait, Keeg and
Speaker 1: Bradley just hit that hole in one? Right, that's live
Speaker 1: and he goes yes. I go, holy shit. So five
Speaker 1: minutes before that, I said to him, did Keegan Bradley?
Speaker 1: Did they show Keegan Bradley's hole in one? And five
Speaker 1: minutes later he has a hole in one? Should have
Speaker 1: bet it? Why?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Dan, we could be we should be talking to
Speaker 3: you for picks.
Speaker 1: No, but I don't gamble. I can't get.
Speaker 6: If you can predict the future, then you are wasting
Speaker 6: your talents, not gambling.
Speaker 4: You can predict five minutes into the future. We can
Speaker 4: play keno because it's every four minutes.
Speaker 3: That's what if you had.
Speaker 6: If I had a superpowered be see into the future,
Speaker 6: so I can play Keno.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's other things I might take advantage of, but
Speaker 1: I can see five minutes into the future with you
Speaker 1: guys right now.
Speaker 3: Look scared.
Speaker 1: No, it does not.
Speaker 3: Wait, that was like a deja vous kind of situation.
Speaker 1: I have, Dylan, I have no idea. Yeah, just I
Speaker 1: just then I watched it and then my friend goes, wait,
Speaker 1: is this on tape or delay? And I said, I
Speaker 1: have no idea. I just walked in. He's sitting at
Speaker 1: the bar. I said, did Keegan Bradley have his hole
Speaker 1: in one yet one of one of the more. I
Speaker 1: try to tell my wife, but she just didn't grasp it.
Speaker 1: And she goes, is that a big deal? And I go, honey,
Speaker 1: I I saw something before it happened in and she
Speaker 1: goes like Hayley Joel Osmond. I go, no, I didn't
Speaker 1: see dead people. I saw win one. I can't that one.
Speaker 1: That's crazy, Jenny, thank you. I appreciate that, all right.
Speaker 1: That brings us to, Oh, there's one other item, and
Speaker 1: I figured, Shay, you would probably be the best guy
Speaker 1: to talk to about this. Michigan baseball player man celebrates
Speaker 1: with a cocaine inspired celebration where he's at third base
Speaker 1: and he slid into third and he's snorting the third baseline.
Speaker 1: He snorted a rail to Danny.
Speaker 4: It wasn't just like a little key bump that dude
Speaker 4: went to town. That was half a grand line right there.
Speaker 4: Brother is staying up all night.
Speaker 3: He popped right up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he got sobered up.
Speaker 3: I don't know why he is. Shouldn't apologize.
Speaker 1: No, you never apologized for that. This is America, baby.
Speaker 1: He was probably told by the university to apologize.
Speaker 4: Wow, I mean that's the one thing Trump really is
Speaker 4: messing up as the border because the price of cocaine
Speaker 4: is going to go through the roof. Nobody thinks about that.
Speaker 4: I mean I do.
Speaker 1: That brings us to this week's bets with March madness,
Speaker 1: and let's start out with bad Larry, the one guy
Speaker 1: in the plus Tom Hey right, Larry.
Speaker 7: Okay, Dan, I got an over in the Creighton game
Speaker 7: at one for I have Purdue minus eight against high Point.
Speaker 7: I have McNees plus seven and a half against Clemson.
Speaker 7: I have Yale plus seven and a half against Texas
Speaker 7: A and M. They were Thursday games, now the Friday games.
Speaker 7: I have over Duke at one hundred.
Speaker 1: And forty and a half over over North Carolin.
Speaker 7: I guess North Carolina handle a couple of their critics
Speaker 7: over North Carolina at one fifty six. Marquette minus to
Speaker 7: four against New Mexico and Illinois minus the three and
Speaker 7: a half against Xavior.
Speaker 1: Three. Illinois minus three, thank.
Speaker 7: You, thank you, Dan, Illinois minus three against Xavior.
Speaker 1: All right, intern Pa Ray producer Ray says high Point
Speaker 1: is an incredible campus. They have multiple public pools, They
Speaker 1: have free ice cream trucks for students. They have a
Speaker 1: steakhouse that's on the student meal plan, and daycare for
Speaker 1: college kids they teach. Really what he said it too,
Speaker 1: this is daycare for rich college kids. How much does
Speaker 1: it cost to go to high Point?
Speaker 3: It's excited.
Speaker 2: I'm going to say, oh what really.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna say eighty grand Jesus.
Speaker 8: Okay, ray, it is, according to my brief research, seventy
Speaker 8: four thousand dollars a year.
Speaker 6: Okay, that's a steel these days.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not pen.
Speaker 6: I knew some I would say non rocket scientists that
Speaker 6: went to high Point back in the day and because
Speaker 6: they're like, okay, will you pay full freight? And they're
Speaker 6: like yeah, and they're like cool, come on in freesteak dinner.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It is interesting the number of schools you can
Speaker 1: get into if you'd say you'll pay full boat, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: because you know, they're always trying to give you some
Speaker 1: kind of help there, and it's like no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'll pay full boat. Okay, you suddenly have moved welcome
Speaker 1: had of the line.
Speaker 6: I do like the like the like grant that they
Speaker 6: throw at everyone, like we're knocking twelve hundred dollars a
Speaker 6: year off because you're such an exceptional student and they
Speaker 6: just mail that out to every single person.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't get it, Shay, I education scam, Danny.
Speaker 4: Uh Yeah, I'm following Sammy p on a couple of these,
Speaker 4: like Whisco laying sixteen and a half. I got the
Speaker 4: explained Sammy p just in case people aren't familiar with
Speaker 4: the Great Sammy Pea. Yeah, SP shoots on the Twitter.
Speaker 4: He does a show of betting show Chicken Dinner. He
Speaker 4: does his own like radio show too with Joe on
Speaker 4: beck L. I think, but yeah, I've known him for years.
Speaker 4: He's a gambler and I like his picks and basketball
Speaker 4: for sure.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, So you got Wisconsin minus sixteen and a half.
Speaker 4: Yep, and I got the over there one fifty one.
Speaker 4: I got Zaga laying six and a half against the Bulldogs,
Speaker 4: and I got the over there one fifty. I like
Speaker 4: Clemson laying seven and a half again, McK noose and
Speaker 4: BCU plus two and a half against the Mormons.
Speaker 1: They're the Cougars. Oh right, the Cougar. They are the Cougars.
Speaker 4: Following Dylan on Akron plus thirteen and a half. Yeah,
Speaker 4: Marquette laying three and a half against my Lobos over
Speaker 4: in the Louisville game going on right now, one forty five.
Speaker 4: Creton's up by four. Uh Saint John's Nebraska Omaha under
Speaker 4: one forty two and a half. And then I got
Speaker 4: the Fire and Brimstones plus seven and a half against Santifa.
Speaker 1: He got Liberty plus seven and a half against Are
Speaker 1: you Are you complaining about the number of bids that
Speaker 1: the SEC got for the NCA No.
Speaker 4: I think it's awesome. I think it's hilarious how they
Speaker 4: got so many, and that ESPN is you know, SEC Junior.
Speaker 1: I love it. I love bias. It used to be
Speaker 1: an East Coast bias. Now it's SEC bias. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: nobody seems to have a problem with that. But they
Speaker 1: did with the East Coast bias. That's what got me
Speaker 1: calling in the show for the first time. East coast bias.
Speaker 1: Really East coast bias. Yep. It was when I'm from
Speaker 1: the Midwest.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you forgot where you came from. There was
Speaker 4: one more story about like sling Blade, and I was like,
Speaker 4: I can't dig it.
Speaker 1: I had somebody I said something about Eli Mann, yeah,
Speaker 1: and I was like, this dude sucks at football. He's
Speaker 1: just a manning led the league. I mean I was
Speaker 1: vindicated in my judgment of Eli Manning. Thank you. He's
Speaker 1: a Hall of Famer because he's a Manning.
Speaker 6: Well show you live in the belly of the beast
Speaker 6: of the East Coast bias machine.
Speaker 1: Now, yeah, you know you're an East Coaster. I'm a Yankee,
Speaker 1: I am.
Speaker 3: I saw you wearing duck boots once.
Speaker 1: I do have duck boots. I hunt Pheasants. Oh yes, Marvin.
Speaker 5: Why do we keep saying he's going to the Hall
Speaker 5: of Fame or he's getting all this because he's a
Speaker 5: Manning Archie's not in the Hall of Fame. I'm not
Speaker 5: understanding what the whole last name thing. He's going to
Speaker 5: the Hall of Fame because he beat Tom Brady two
Speaker 5: Super Bowls. Yeah, if he was rich Gannon and he
Speaker 5: played for the Giants and they beat the Patriots, it'll
Speaker 5: be in the Hall of Fame. Mm richt.
Speaker 1: If he led the league three times in interceptions.
Speaker 5: Well, rich Gannon's got an MVP of War two.
Speaker 1: If he was a five hundred uh fucking win loss record.
Speaker 2: Yes, because of who he beat?
Speaker 3: Did he finish exactly five hundred?
Speaker 4: Yes, I don't think rich Gannon gets in if he's
Speaker 4: sling Blade.
Speaker 1: I know, I think sling Blade getting in because he's
Speaker 1: a man name.
Speaker 5: I think giants and Tom Braid. I think all of
Speaker 5: it works together, right, it doesn't hurt.
Speaker 1: Why did you come up with sling blade with Billy
Speaker 1: Bob Thornton his face? Like every interview after a game,
Speaker 1: he was like, I just never thought, damn that is
Speaker 1: I love it. I mean, it's it's it's great. I
Speaker 1: just didn't. Every time I see Billy Bob Thornton and
Speaker 1: sling Blader, I got elam anning now me too. All right, Dylan,
Speaker 1: are you yup nunks?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Dan, all right, actually no, I think Shay you have golf.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, going back to the well for this shit.
Speaker 4: Oh god, top twenty Lucas Glover plus two fifty and
Speaker 4: Corey Connors plus one seventy. Now I got them both
Speaker 4: to win as well plus seven thousand and thirty five hundred.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Dyl, all.
Speaker 6: Right, Dan, starting off, I have Creighton plus two and
Speaker 6: a half against Louisville already underway.
Speaker 1: Creighton plus three and a three.
Speaker 6: And a half, Montana plus sixteen and a half against Wisconsin. Okay,
Speaker 6: Yale money line against A and M. They can squeeze
Speaker 6: one Yale win out of this team. I feel it
Speaker 6: plus two seventy five missoo minus six and a half
Speaker 6: against Drake. This is my favorite bed of the day.
Speaker 1: You're going against Drake's a public dog, right, Yep.
Speaker 3: I'm sitting in Seaton's chair fading.
Speaker 1: But everybody loves Drake. Yeah, Seaton is a big fan
Speaker 1: of Drake.
Speaker 6: Well, they have the most team ticket volume for the
Speaker 6: Round one, but not even close to the most handle,
Speaker 6: So that implies there's some public bets flowing in there,
Speaker 6: and they've sucked in the tournament.
Speaker 1: Oh they've killed me, yeah several times. Okay.
Speaker 6: I got Kansas minus four and a half against Arkansas
Speaker 6: Calipari in March. That's the tale's oldest time with the
Speaker 6: worst team UNC Wilmington Texas Tech under one forty three
Speaker 6: and a half. Texas Tech's good, but their offense is
Speaker 6: kind of They're always just.
Speaker 3: An under team for me.
Speaker 6: I don't know why when it comes to basketball, which
Speaker 6: is the opposite for football.
Speaker 3: Lipscumb plus fourteen and a half against Iowa.
Speaker 1: State Lipper win one for the Lippers.
Speaker 6: The Lipscum Lippers would be a funny team name, Uh,
Speaker 6: Saint Mary's minus four and a half against Vandy Shay
Speaker 6: and my Maryland minus ten and a half against Grand Canyon.
Speaker 6: This is a scary one because Grand Canyon.
Speaker 1: Canyon news that fans travel. That's a good team, it's
Speaker 1: a good coach.
Speaker 3: Is it in the Grand Canyon?
Speaker 1: It's not in the Grand Canyon?
Speaker 3: Is it anywhere near it?
Speaker 1: It might be that's like one of those small schools
Speaker 1: where they're like, well, like coastal Carolina is not on
Speaker 1: the coast.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, they're like the beaches, like four hours away
Speaker 6: Grand Canyons and Phoenix, right, Yeah.
Speaker 3: It's half far from the Grand Canyons.
Speaker 1: Isn't it a for profit school?
Speaker 3: You see a lot. Yeah, you get a lot of those.
Speaker 6: Like if you're streaming a game, there's a lot of
Speaker 6: Grand Canyon University ads on TV, which is rarely a
Speaker 6: good sign.
Speaker 1: But isn't every college for profit? Yeah?
Speaker 3: They're all businesses.
Speaker 6: Harvard would be like a fortune five hundred company.
Speaker 1: Billions of endowment. They still charge for school. Yeah, I know, bullshito.
Speaker 1: What else do you have?
Speaker 6: I got Kentucky minus eleven alf against my nemesis Troy,
Speaker 6: and then, as I said on the show, Dan Akron
Speaker 6: money line against Arizona it bumped up to plus eight hundred.
Speaker 6: I like it, all these nerds betting Arizona, these fools.
Speaker 6: Bryant plus seventeen and a half against Michigan State.
Speaker 1: How many students go to Bryant it's a small school.
Speaker 1: Fifteen hundred, Yeah, it's really it's.
Speaker 6: Below three thousand, for sure. I think I feel like
Speaker 6: they've all gotten a little bit bigger recently.
Speaker 1: But I think I've driven by Bryant. Yes, yes, Ray
Speaker 1: thirty three hundred. Oh okay, Well that's a whole different
Speaker 1: category there, all right, what else do you have?
Speaker 6: And I got Oregon minus is seven and a half
Speaker 6: against Shay's Fire and Brimstone.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right?
Speaker 6: And in parlay Dan obviously picking the final four correctly Alabama, Houston, miss,
Speaker 6: Michigan State. Maryland pays that plus forty five. Just a
Speaker 6: little sprinkle on that, James is the game?
Speaker 1: Is that it anything else that we're betting.
Speaker 6: Realistically, probably be betting almost every game, but that's these
Speaker 6: are the These are my best bets.
Speaker 1: In Okay, bad Larry, anything you would like to add, No,
Speaker 1: I like Dylan, We'll.
Speaker 7: Be betting every game once I get to Maine. Now,
Speaker 7: I'm not betting from the car, so I put a
Speaker 7: couple in this morning that I from the show. But
Speaker 7: then once I get situated, we'll start adding to it.
Speaker 1: Okay, Shay, anything you'd like to add? People can listen
Speaker 1: to the podcast with Shay and Dylan and a cameo
Speaker 1: appearance by Shay's roommate. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we had a good pod. Taught Dylan a few
Speaker 4: things about politics and power. It was good. Todd is
Speaker 4: a strong word, instructed, enlightened, enlightened, really more preached.
Speaker 1: Dylan, anything you would like to anything? It's Shay and
Speaker 1: Irving wherever you get your podcast, Dylan, anything you would
Speaker 1: like to add?
Speaker 6: Depending on how today and tomorrow Goo, I might have
Speaker 6: to actually listen to one of Shay's fucking horse bets
Speaker 6: one of these days.
Speaker 1: Yeah bad, Larry, anything you'd like to add?
Speaker 7: Hello, you guys will shot next week. Dan, I'll text
Speaker 7: you later. I want to get some free song.
Speaker 1: Great, I look forward to that, Larry.
Speaker 3: If you couldn't come to Milford, you gotta at least
Speaker 3: see Dan and Maine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it'd be weird though, if you go all the
Speaker 1: way to mean to see me instead of just stopping
Speaker 1: in a little thirsty first mean man, k all right,
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