WEBVTT - Episode 156: She Wants More 0:00:01.680 --> 0:00:03.840 Gambling was something that I did. 0:00:04.200 --> 0:00:06.880 This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble. 0:00:07.080 --> 0:00:10.879 One of my bookies died at the kitchen Table, a 0:00:11.000 --> 0:00:14.480 podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling. 0:00:14.520 --> 0:00:16.280 One bet, another bet, another bet. 0:00:16.079 --> 0:00:18.520 Without doing the actual gambling. 0:00:18.800 --> 0:00:20.320 You're a coward. 0:00:20.400 --> 0:00:22.120 It's easy to have a scapegoat. 0:00:22.320 --> 0:00:25.759 And now joined by Bad Larry, Shayan Irving, and Dylan 0:00:25.800 --> 0:00:26.759 the graphics guy. 0:00:27.000 --> 0:00:27.840 I have friends. 0:00:27.920 --> 0:00:29.440 Here's Dan Patrick. 0:00:30.640 --> 0:00:33.479 Okay, this is it. We've done it. We've made it 0:00:33.479 --> 0:00:38.440 to Oh that's bad, Larry, so on, hold on, hold on, 0:00:38.560 --> 0:00:42.120 let me do the starting lineup here, Larry, that's bad Larry, Jersey, Shore, 0:00:42.560 --> 0:00:46.040 Shayan Irving. Not to be confused with Shay and Irving. 0:00:46.479 --> 0:00:50.120 You also have Dylan the graphics guy, Marvin at the controls, 0:00:50.560 --> 0:00:53.720 and you have Pa Ray, who was the producer of 0:00:53.760 --> 0:00:59.640 this godforsaken program. Let's recap. Bad Larry won four units 0:00:59.720 --> 0:01:03.920 last week and Shae lost four and a half units 0:01:04.000 --> 0:01:07.880 last week. Dylan lost five units last week. So bad 0:01:07.959 --> 0:01:11.560 Larry at four in the plus column, Shae minus four, 0:01:11.680 --> 0:01:16.960 Dylan minus fourteen? Are you doing it for entertainment purposes? Dylan? 0:01:17.000 --> 0:01:20.200 I mean, you can't be this bad you're a bright guy. 0:01:20.400 --> 0:01:22.880 It's a rough start to the golf season. 0:01:22.959 --> 0:01:26.880 Dan, Okay, that is not your forte. That is true. 0:01:26.920 --> 0:01:29.959 I don't think it's anybody's forte on this program. But 0:01:31.120 --> 0:01:35.080 so we have the March madness. Everybody filled out their brackets, Shay, 0:01:35.120 --> 0:01:38.000 I'll start with you. Any surprises here, and who's your 0:01:38.000 --> 0:01:40.959 overall pick for the national championship. 0:01:41.080 --> 0:01:46.360 Overall pick is Auburn, and I think, oh you the Sooners, 0:01:46.640 --> 0:01:48.520 good surprising people with how deep they go. 0:01:49.480 --> 0:01:53.160 Okay, why are you speaking in kind of a lower tone. 0:01:53.200 --> 0:01:56.280 What do you mean? I don't know if you didn't 0:01:56.280 --> 0:01:56.720 do anything. 0:01:56.920 --> 0:01:58.480 No, you're trying to act like it was the quiet 0:01:58.520 --> 0:02:00.160 storm at late night radio. 0:02:00.360 --> 0:02:01.080 I didn't do ship. 0:02:01.120 --> 0:02:05.600 It's like, yeah, you know I might yeah speak No, No, 0:02:05.760 --> 0:02:06.640 I didn't do anything. 0:02:06.880 --> 0:02:13.359 I didn't do nothing. You went, oh you the yeah, 0:02:13.480 --> 0:02:14.400 trying to increase her. 0:02:16.880 --> 0:02:24.720 I've got Houston winning it, Dan Town uh over Maryland. 0:02:24.560 --> 0:02:24.919 M M. 0:02:26.720 --> 0:02:29.400 I do like Maryland. I don't like Maryland. They had 0:02:29.400 --> 0:02:32.480 to go out west though. Yeah. I don't know. 0:02:32.480 --> 0:02:34.480 I'm trying. I'm trying to spice it up a little bit. 0:02:35.000 --> 0:02:38.560 Dylan sold on Maryland. Now, I'm on it now Maryland's 0:02:38.560 --> 0:02:40.720 got that. They have as good as starting five as 0:02:40.760 --> 0:02:43.799 anybody in the country except for maybe Florida and Duke 0:02:43.800 --> 0:02:48.040 there there. It takes more than five. Uh, the voice 0:02:48.040 --> 0:02:50.760 of the Big East, Bad Larry is here, Bad Larry, 0:02:50.840 --> 0:02:51.560 Who did you pick? 0:02:52.400 --> 0:02:54.480 I took Florida, Dan, I didn't fill out a bracket 0:02:54.480 --> 0:02:57.800 this year. I am actually driving to Maine as we speak. 0:02:59.360 --> 0:03:04.880 I wasn't up in Milford, but uh, half beyond Milford already, 0:03:05.160 --> 0:03:08.320 So we'll just have to do it from I eighty four. 0:03:09.440 --> 0:03:13.600 Why don't you stomp into Maine. I'm here, well, I 0:03:14.000 --> 0:03:14.360 will be. 0:03:15.400 --> 0:03:16.280 Where are you in Maine? 0:03:16.320 --> 0:03:21.359 Dan? We're exactly, yeah, exactly. Let me let me give 0:03:21.360 --> 0:03:23.880 you the coordinates. Let me give you my address, actually 0:03:23.960 --> 0:03:24.760 my phone number. 0:03:24.760 --> 0:03:27.399 It would be funny if you gave Larry longitude and latitude. 0:03:27.440 --> 0:03:28.399 If you get it out. 0:03:28.639 --> 0:03:33.680 Yeah, I'll be in Cape Elizabeth, you know, just south 0:03:33.680 --> 0:03:38.360 of Portland, right outside Portland. We'll tell you, Dan, we'll talk. 0:03:38.440 --> 0:03:39.200 We'll talk later. 0:03:40.320 --> 0:03:40.680 Of course. 0:03:40.680 --> 0:03:42.680 You know, I got to complain. I went five and one. 0:03:43.520 --> 0:03:46.200 That's the four units that Ray's given me. What about 0:03:46.200 --> 0:03:48.120 the two units on Yale one in the Ivy League, 0:03:48.240 --> 0:03:49.720 risking four units to win two. 0:03:49.800 --> 0:03:51.600 He did have that. You did do that? 0:03:52.480 --> 0:03:54.120 Yeah, it's on the shop. 0:03:55.720 --> 0:03:59.360 Well, how am I only a four units on mm 0:03:59.440 --> 0:04:03.480 hmmm mmm. Yeah, I went five and one and then 0:04:03.680 --> 0:04:06.400 two more units. That's okay. I don't have in front 0:04:06.400 --> 0:04:08.840 of me. I'm sure I went five and one and 0:04:09.000 --> 0:04:13.000 two units on Yale, right right? 0:04:14.440 --> 0:04:18.400 You lost Butler Providence under one forty seven and Villanova's 0:04:18.400 --> 0:04:21.800 Seaton Hall over one twenty six and a half. From 0:04:21.800 --> 0:04:24.880 my calculations, you did have those, Larry, I know, I 0:04:24.920 --> 0:04:26.360 know what I had, but one of them won. 0:04:26.400 --> 0:04:27.359 I don't know which one it was. 0:04:27.560 --> 0:04:31.159 Yeah, I'll double check, you know. 0:04:31.240 --> 0:04:33.240 I'll trust you. You know, I'll trust you. So you 0:04:33.520 --> 0:04:36.560 don't want me five and one, So you have me 0:04:36.600 --> 0:04:39.080 four and two and then two units for Yale. 0:04:39.920 --> 0:04:40.240 Correct. 0:04:40.279 --> 0:04:42.280 I don't have the information in front of me, so right, 0:04:42.320 --> 0:04:45.640 you're my man. I'm not you're my man, right, So 0:04:45.640 --> 0:04:48.000 I don't care. I'll take the four units. 0:04:48.000 --> 0:04:48.440 That's good. 0:04:49.120 --> 0:04:51.360 I have Florida Dan winning the national championship, but I 0:04:51.400 --> 0:04:53.080 don't even I didn't do a bracket, so I don't. 0:04:53.120 --> 0:04:57.680 I don't, okay. Bobby Mahan's father died, so it's been 0:04:57.720 --> 0:05:00.760 a long week and I didn't even still a bracket. 0:05:01.680 --> 0:05:02.960 I did not fill out of bracket. 0:05:03.120 --> 0:05:04.880 Sorry, Larry and Shay. 0:05:04.920 --> 0:05:05.960 I apologize for not sorry. 0:05:06.960 --> 0:05:09.000 Yeah, can we talk about how you're ignoring me in 0:05:09.000 --> 0:05:12.400 the group chat and everybody else is, oh my god, it's. 0:05:12.320 --> 0:05:13.040 Rude, Dannie. 0:05:13.480 --> 0:05:16.799 No, no, I responded to it. I was actually pissed 0:05:16.800 --> 0:05:19.320 because I would have had that exactly with your thirty 0:05:19.360 --> 0:05:22.080 to one shot coming in second, but it only paid 0:05:22.120 --> 0:05:24.520 thirty five bucks on two bucks, so I wasn't too 0:05:24.560 --> 0:05:28.120 pissed off. Whatever, But no, I'm apologizing for not taking it. 0:05:28.880 --> 0:05:32.240 Shay's feelings are hurt because he's doing well betting the horses. 0:05:32.279 --> 0:05:34.760 No one's following his picks. He's not getting any attention. 0:05:35.080 --> 0:05:35.599 Yeah at all. 0:05:35.720 --> 0:05:37.400 I asked you for one today I got nothing. 0:05:37.600 --> 0:05:39.640 No, you didn't, Yeah, I did, listen, Dannie. 0:05:40.120 --> 0:05:42.640 The one thing I'm doing right right now is well 0:05:42.680 --> 0:05:47.560 two things keeno well Keeno quino and ponies, and nobody 0:05:47.560 --> 0:05:49.920 gives me love on either one. It's I lose all. 0:05:49.760 --> 0:05:52.240 My relationship with your wife that's. 0:05:52.000 --> 0:05:56.000 Been going great. She uh, she snuck in. She snuck 0:05:56.040 --> 0:05:59.719 into our own pod. Last night. I had Dylan on 0:05:59.760 --> 0:06:02.120 this show, Irving show, and the roommate showed up. I 0:06:02.160 --> 0:06:03.840 think we were at a Red Wine or something, but 0:06:04.680 --> 0:06:08.560 she wandered into the studio. Just wanted to be a 0:06:08.600 --> 0:06:09.200 part of the show. 0:06:09.200 --> 0:06:09.240 It. 0:06:09.839 --> 0:06:12.720 She just wants to be loved. She just wants to 0:06:12.800 --> 0:06:16.719 be held. Yeah, she does. She wants more out of me, 0:06:16.760 --> 0:06:20.560 that's what I got. Yes, yes, she needs more. And 0:06:20.640 --> 0:06:22.640 what's yes, Ray Shay. 0:06:22.760 --> 0:06:25.279 Isn't she mad at you for something that you did 0:06:25.360 --> 0:06:26.640 involving gambling recently? 0:06:26.720 --> 0:06:26.920 Oh? 0:06:26.960 --> 0:06:31.600 My god, Danny, So you know sometimes I play the 0:06:31.680 --> 0:06:35.360 numbers to pick three with the wildball, and so I 0:06:35.400 --> 0:06:38.480 asked my two kids, the eldest in the middle, give 0:06:38.520 --> 0:06:41.240 me three numbers you like. And they didn't know why, 0:06:41.279 --> 0:06:42.680 but they gave me the numbers, and I said, all right, 0:06:42.720 --> 0:06:44.880 I'm go bet on it. And I took the eldest 0:06:44.920 --> 0:06:47.920 to the gas station and we did it together. And 0:06:47.960 --> 0:06:51.479 then the number hit and so I hit it straight 0:06:52.080 --> 0:06:54.240 and with the wild ball and a box because it 0:06:54.279 --> 0:06:56.279 was nine one seven with the seven it's a wildball. 0:06:56.400 --> 0:06:58.800 I won eight hundred and fifteen dollars and I went 0:06:58.880 --> 0:07:00.880 and't you know, cashed it and I gave some money 0:07:00.880 --> 0:07:03.919 to the kids, and the roommate was very upset. That 0:07:03.960 --> 0:07:07.320 I'm involving them in my gambling escapades. But I think 0:07:07.360 --> 0:07:14.240 it's a good education. What I mean, you don't have 0:07:14.280 --> 0:07:16.200 to convince me. You have to convince her. 0:07:16.800 --> 0:07:19.640 Yeah, she's mad. You're never going to win father of 0:07:19.680 --> 0:07:25.400 the Year. Uh, it depends who I'm up against. You're 0:07:25.480 --> 0:07:28.520 never going to win husband of the Year. No, that's true. 0:07:29.200 --> 0:07:30.880 You're up against Marvin Gaye's dad. 0:07:31.520 --> 0:07:32.160 Yeah, I win. 0:07:33.240 --> 0:07:35.840 I win that one. Texas tooth Ferry. 0:07:35.920 --> 0:07:39.880 Oh my god. Okay, so Jay will give you some love. 0:07:39.960 --> 0:07:41.920 You've been doing well with the horses. It doesn't really 0:07:41.960 --> 0:07:45.600 matter now it comes to now. You guys are going 0:07:45.680 --> 0:07:49.200 to football games this weekend? Is that? Are you betting 0:07:49.200 --> 0:07:52.280 on them? Are you going to them? Both? Okay, it 0:07:52.360 --> 0:07:52.680 could be. 0:07:53.920 --> 0:07:55.000 We don't really know yet. 0:07:55.160 --> 0:07:58.040 Okay, what game are you going to? There's a four 0:07:58.080 --> 0:08:00.640 to thirty game in West Haven we're going. 0:08:00.560 --> 0:08:04.760 To be at. And who's playing? I lost my sheet, 0:08:04.880 --> 0:08:05.400 so I don't know. 0:08:06.240 --> 0:08:08.240 I gotta guess the Hurricanes. 0:08:08.440 --> 0:08:10.640 You lost your sheet already, Yeah, I don't know you 0:08:10.720 --> 0:08:11.440 five minutes ago. 0:08:11.560 --> 0:08:12.760 Yeah, I misplaced it. 0:08:12.840 --> 0:08:14.840 Ray all right, I'll go I'll go find it and 0:08:14.880 --> 0:08:16.600 I'll find who's playing. 0:08:17.560 --> 0:08:20.600 Okay, Okay, let me let me recap. Let me see 0:08:20.640 --> 0:08:23.840 if there's anything worth recapping. Yeah, so bad, Larry. Uh 0:08:24.080 --> 0:08:27.360 you did well with the Yale winning the IVY and 0:08:27.480 --> 0:08:31.520 you lost the over under Villanova's Seaton Hall Butler in Providence. 0:08:32.720 --> 0:08:36.040 Biggies football Black Panthers minus four and a half against Brooklyn? 0:08:36.640 --> 0:08:40.440 Did that hit? Or is that what you that's saturday? Oh, 0:08:40.480 --> 0:08:44.440 that's saturday. Okay, let's see, Shay had a parlay didn't work? 0:08:44.600 --> 0:08:46.600 You didn't do Yeah? I did the parlay hit, Danny, 0:08:47.360 --> 0:08:50.120 I know, but okay you did. Okay, you got Jackson 0:08:50.160 --> 0:08:53.600 State money line, Kansas money line, SMU money line minus 0:08:53.640 --> 0:08:57.720 one eleven. Congratulations with that. You didn't do too well 0:08:57.760 --> 0:09:03.559 with golf. No tennis? Oh that was bad too. That's 0:09:03.640 --> 0:09:06.679 not good at all. No. So you got bets coming 0:09:06.760 --> 0:09:10.880 up this weekend with the football? Oh yeah, black so 0:09:10.960 --> 0:09:15.160 the Black Panthers versus the Brooklyn Bengals, the New York 0:09:15.200 --> 0:09:18.760 Green Wave, New York Dolphins under forty and a half, 0:09:18.920 --> 0:09:21.800 and the Empire State Wolfpack minus five and a half 0:09:21.840 --> 0:09:26.200 against the Hurricanes. Absolute that sound right? Yes, sir? Okay, Uh, Dylan, 0:09:26.320 --> 0:09:28.920 let me see anything you want to recap here. Golf 0:09:29.040 --> 0:09:29.440 was bad. 0:09:29.640 --> 0:09:32.960 I have some very legitimate complaints about golf. Wyndham Clark 0:09:33.320 --> 0:09:36.760 withdrawing on Saturday, the only time I've ever picked him 0:09:36.760 --> 0:09:39.079 to win, and he withdraws. I also love that he 0:09:39.160 --> 0:09:42.720 shot like a forty on the front nine. He's like, ah, 0:09:42.760 --> 0:09:46.000 my hand hurts, I'm withdrawing. I just say that, you're 0:09:46.040 --> 0:09:46.800 fucking pissed. 0:09:47.120 --> 0:09:49.160 Can we talk about Rory? Are we allowed to talk 0:09:49.160 --> 0:09:49.680 about Rory? 0:09:49.720 --> 0:09:54.280 Danny about grabbing the guy's phone, Yeah, and then refusing 0:09:54.320 --> 0:09:56.040 to answer any questions by the media. 0:09:57.200 --> 0:09:59.400 Does he want the whole world to hate him? 0:10:00.000 --> 0:10:00.960 What did he do with the phone? 0:10:01.080 --> 0:10:01.559 I don't know. 0:10:02.200 --> 0:10:04.440 He walked away, right, he grabbed it and just kept yep. 0:10:05.480 --> 0:10:07.760 And that was a college golfer, I think at the 0:10:07.840 --> 0:10:11.120 University of Texas. Yeah, he was doing that's weird. What 0:10:11.160 --> 0:10:11.680 are you doing? 0:10:11.840 --> 0:10:14.280 I agree that was lame, but taking the phone and 0:10:14.280 --> 0:10:17.120 then refusing to talk about it, like, come on, dude. 0:10:17.600 --> 0:10:20.080 I think he's been under a lot of stress here 0:10:20.120 --> 0:10:22.040 with the live and he's the voice of the PGA 0:10:22.160 --> 0:10:27.040 tour and but he did win. But yeah, that's that's unacceptable. 0:10:27.400 --> 0:10:30.440 He has been Rory like looking a little like remember 0:10:30.480 --> 0:10:33.080 like the pictures of Obama when he went into office 0:10:33.120 --> 0:10:35.560 and left, and he looked like a fifty years Rory 0:10:35.640 --> 0:10:36.880 kind of looks like he's aged. 0:10:37.040 --> 0:10:39.800 Well, there's a little little more pressure on the president 0:10:39.880 --> 0:10:40.600 than Rory. 0:10:40.720 --> 0:10:44.040 Yeah, but he looks got some grays that weren't there before. 0:10:44.600 --> 0:10:47.559 Yes, well he's Irish. I mean, you know, comes a 0:10:47.559 --> 0:10:50.200 little sooner than everybody else. Carry the weight of the 0:10:50.240 --> 0:10:51.800 world on our shoulders. 0:10:52.000 --> 0:10:53.760 It is kind of funny. He's like, Oh, I'm super 0:10:53.760 --> 0:10:56.000 stressed out, but I'm just gonna have full swing following 0:10:56.000 --> 0:10:57.200 me for an entire season. 0:10:57.520 --> 0:10:58.440 I'm so stressed. 0:10:59.520 --> 0:11:04.079 Man, Come Dylan, the minor league football that you're betting on. 0:11:04.880 --> 0:11:06.360 Yeah, Dan, one real quick thing though. 0:11:06.400 --> 0:11:08.520 I did have two units on there to be a 0:11:08.520 --> 0:11:11.520 hole in one on seventeen. Oh that's right, yeah yeah, 0:11:11.559 --> 0:11:14.640 but Keegan Bradley hit it on a different hole thirteen. 0:11:14.960 --> 0:11:15.200 Yeah. 0:11:15.280 --> 0:11:15.640 Ah. 0:11:16.400 --> 0:11:19.320 Do you know what he is so crazy is I'm 0:11:19.360 --> 0:11:22.960 watching the tournament and I say to my friend, has 0:11:23.040 --> 0:11:28.400 Keegan Bradley hit his hole in one yet? Well? He 0:11:28.480 --> 0:11:33.200 hadn't hit his hole in one? Whoa? And my friend goes, wait, 0:11:33.320 --> 0:11:37.520 is this on tape? And I said, wait, Keeg and 0:11:37.559 --> 0:11:39.959 Bradley just hit that hole in one? Right, that's live 0:11:40.360 --> 0:11:44.000 and he goes yes. I go, holy shit. So five 0:11:44.080 --> 0:11:47.480 minutes before that, I said to him, did Keegan Bradley? 0:11:47.800 --> 0:11:52.520 Did they show Keegan Bradley's hole in one? And five 0:11:52.520 --> 0:11:54.559 minutes later he has a hole in one? Should have 0:11:54.600 --> 0:11:55.160 bet it? Why? 0:11:55.280 --> 0:11:57.080 Yeah, Dan, we could be we should be talking to 0:11:57.120 --> 0:11:57.800 you for picks. 0:11:57.960 --> 0:11:59.920 No, but I don't gamble. I can't get. 0:12:00.000 --> 0:12:02.559 If you can predict the future, then you are wasting 0:12:02.600 --> 0:12:03.880 your talents, not gambling. 0:12:04.240 --> 0:12:07.080 You can predict five minutes into the future. We can 0:12:07.120 --> 0:12:08.840 play keno because it's every four minutes. 0:12:09.120 --> 0:12:09.920 That's what if you had. 0:12:10.040 --> 0:12:12.600 If I had a superpowered be see into the future, 0:12:12.600 --> 0:12:13.480 so I can play Keno. 0:12:14.040 --> 0:12:17.240 Yeah, there's other things I might take advantage of, but 0:12:17.960 --> 0:12:21.280 I can see five minutes into the future with you 0:12:21.320 --> 0:12:22.120 guys right now. 0:12:24.000 --> 0:12:24.600 Look scared. 0:12:25.280 --> 0:12:28.200 No, it does not. 0:12:28.520 --> 0:12:31.839 Wait, that was like a deja vous kind of situation. 0:12:32.040 --> 0:12:35.160 I have, Dylan, I have no idea. Yeah, just I 0:12:35.960 --> 0:12:39.960 just then I watched it and then my friend goes, wait, 0:12:40.160 --> 0:12:43.040 is this on tape or delay? And I said, I 0:12:43.080 --> 0:12:46.240 have no idea. I just walked in. He's sitting at 0:12:46.280 --> 0:12:48.600 the bar. I said, did Keegan Bradley have his hole 0:12:48.679 --> 0:12:51.280 in one yet one of one of the more. I 0:12:51.320 --> 0:12:53.840 try to tell my wife, but she just didn't grasp it. 0:12:54.240 --> 0:12:57.160 And she goes, is that a big deal? And I go, honey, 0:12:57.200 --> 0:13:00.839 I I saw something before it happened in and she 0:13:00.960 --> 0:13:04.480 goes like Hayley Joel Osmond. I go, no, I didn't 0:13:04.520 --> 0:13:10.559 see dead people. I saw win one. I can't that one. 0:13:12.280 --> 0:13:16.040 That's crazy, Jenny, thank you. I appreciate that, all right. 0:13:16.120 --> 0:13:18.440 That brings us to, Oh, there's one other item, and 0:13:18.480 --> 0:13:20.800 I figured, Shay, you would probably be the best guy 0:13:20.840 --> 0:13:26.959 to talk to about this. Michigan baseball player man celebrates 0:13:27.000 --> 0:13:30.520 with a cocaine inspired celebration where he's at third base 0:13:31.040 --> 0:13:34.599 and he slid into third and he's snorting the third baseline. 0:13:34.920 --> 0:13:36.680 He snorted a rail to Danny. 0:13:36.679 --> 0:13:39.160 It wasn't just like a little key bump that dude 0:13:39.200 --> 0:13:42.640 went to town. That was half a grand line right there. 0:13:43.240 --> 0:13:45.080 Brother is staying up all night. 0:13:45.520 --> 0:13:46.360 He popped right up. 0:13:46.559 --> 0:13:48.320 Yeah, yeah, he got sobered up. 0:13:48.360 --> 0:13:49.920 I don't know why he is. Shouldn't apologize. 0:13:49.960 --> 0:13:52.079 No, you never apologized for that. This is America, baby. 0:13:54.000 --> 0:13:56.599 He was probably told by the university to apologize. 0:13:56.679 --> 0:13:58.520 Wow, I mean that's the one thing Trump really is 0:13:58.520 --> 0:14:01.200 messing up as the border because the price of cocaine 0:14:01.240 --> 0:14:03.000 is going to go through the roof. Nobody thinks about that. 0:14:03.080 --> 0:14:03.560 I mean I do. 0:14:03.800 --> 0:14:07.120 That brings us to this week's bets with March madness, 0:14:07.160 --> 0:14:09.760 and let's start out with bad Larry, the one guy 0:14:09.880 --> 0:14:12.600 in the plus Tom Hey right, Larry. 0:14:13.080 --> 0:14:15.680 Okay, Dan, I got an over in the Creighton game 0:14:15.720 --> 0:14:20.840 at one for I have Purdue minus eight against high Point. 0:14:22.000 --> 0:14:25.160 I have McNees plus seven and a half against Clemson. 0:14:26.440 --> 0:14:28.880 I have Yale plus seven and a half against Texas 0:14:28.920 --> 0:14:32.640 A and M. They were Thursday games, now the Friday games. 0:14:32.680 --> 0:14:34.840 I have over Duke at one hundred. 0:14:34.640 --> 0:14:38.520 And forty and a half over over North Carolin. 0:14:38.560 --> 0:14:40.880 I guess North Carolina handle a couple of their critics 0:14:41.320 --> 0:14:46.080 over North Carolina at one fifty six. Marquette minus to 0:14:46.160 --> 0:14:50.200 four against New Mexico and Illinois minus the three and 0:14:50.240 --> 0:14:51.520 a half against Xavior. 0:14:53.040 --> 0:14:55.440 Three. Illinois minus three, thank. 0:14:55.280 --> 0:14:58.480 You, thank you, Dan, Illinois minus three against Xavior. 0:14:59.200 --> 0:15:03.480 All right, intern Pa Ray producer Ray says high Point 0:15:03.800 --> 0:15:08.840 is an incredible campus. They have multiple public pools, They 0:15:08.880 --> 0:15:11.520 have free ice cream trucks for students. They have a 0:15:11.760 --> 0:15:16.800 steakhouse that's on the student meal plan, and daycare for 0:15:16.920 --> 0:15:19.520 college kids they teach. Really what he said it too, 0:15:19.800 --> 0:15:22.760 this is daycare for rich college kids. How much does 0:15:22.800 --> 0:15:24.120 it cost to go to high Point? 0:15:25.320 --> 0:15:26.000 It's excited. 0:15:26.680 --> 0:15:30.520 I'm going to say, oh what really. 0:15:30.920 --> 0:15:32.600 I'm gonna say eighty grand Jesus. 0:15:32.640 --> 0:15:38.400 Okay, ray, it is, according to my brief research, seventy 0:15:38.400 --> 0:15:39.560 four thousand dollars a year. 0:15:39.720 --> 0:15:42.920 Okay, that's a steel these days. 0:15:43.440 --> 0:15:44.520 Yeah, that's not pen. 0:15:45.720 --> 0:15:49.120 I knew some I would say non rocket scientists that 0:15:49.160 --> 0:15:51.880 went to high Point back in the day and because 0:15:52.280 --> 0:15:54.760 they're like, okay, will you pay full freight? And they're 0:15:54.800 --> 0:15:57.720 like yeah, and they're like cool, come on in freesteak dinner. 0:15:58.440 --> 0:16:00.760 Yeah. It is interesting the number of schools you can 0:16:00.800 --> 0:16:05.040 get into if you'd say you'll pay full boat, right, yeah, 0:16:05.240 --> 0:16:07.600 because you know, they're always trying to give you some 0:16:07.680 --> 0:16:09.400 kind of help there, and it's like no, no, no, 0:16:09.800 --> 0:16:12.880 I'll pay full boat. Okay, you suddenly have moved welcome 0:16:12.920 --> 0:16:13.520 had of the line. 0:16:13.640 --> 0:16:16.760 I do like the like the like grant that they 0:16:16.800 --> 0:16:19.360 throw at everyone, like we're knocking twelve hundred dollars a 0:16:19.480 --> 0:16:22.120 year off because you're such an exceptional student and they 0:16:22.200 --> 0:16:24.520 just mail that out to every single person. 0:16:25.280 --> 0:16:30.200 Yeah, I didn't get it, Shay, I education scam, Danny. 0:16:30.800 --> 0:16:33.960 Uh Yeah, I'm following Sammy p on a couple of these, 0:16:34.040 --> 0:16:38.440 like Whisco laying sixteen and a half. I got the 0:16:38.440 --> 0:16:41.400 explained Sammy p just in case people aren't familiar with 0:16:41.440 --> 0:16:43.760 the Great Sammy Pea. Yeah, SP shoots on the Twitter. 0:16:43.920 --> 0:16:47.680 He does a show of betting show Chicken Dinner. He 0:16:47.680 --> 0:16:50.840 does his own like radio show too with Joe on 0:16:50.960 --> 0:16:53.400 beck L. I think, but yeah, I've known him for years. 0:16:53.440 --> 0:16:55.720 He's a gambler and I like his picks and basketball 0:16:55.720 --> 0:16:56.000 for sure. 0:16:56.040 --> 0:16:59.200 Okay, okay, So you got Wisconsin minus sixteen and a half. 0:16:59.120 --> 0:17:01.200 Yep, and I got the over there one fifty one. 0:17:01.640 --> 0:17:04.520 I got Zaga laying six and a half against the Bulldogs, 0:17:04.720 --> 0:17:07.439 and I got the over there one fifty. I like 0:17:07.480 --> 0:17:10.560 Clemson laying seven and a half again, McK noose and 0:17:10.720 --> 0:17:15.320 BCU plus two and a half against the Mormons. 0:17:15.920 --> 0:17:19.040 They're the Cougars. Oh right, the Cougar. They are the Cougars. 0:17:19.119 --> 0:17:21.920 Following Dylan on Akron plus thirteen and a half. Yeah, 0:17:22.280 --> 0:17:26.040 Marquette laying three and a half against my Lobos over 0:17:26.119 --> 0:17:29.199 in the Louisville game going on right now, one forty five. 0:17:29.760 --> 0:17:35.120 Creton's up by four. Uh Saint John's Nebraska Omaha under 0:17:35.160 --> 0:17:36.920 one forty two and a half. And then I got 0:17:36.960 --> 0:17:40.560 the Fire and Brimstones plus seven and a half against Santifa. 0:17:42.000 --> 0:17:45.840 He got Liberty plus seven and a half against Are 0:17:45.920 --> 0:17:49.199 you Are you complaining about the number of bids that 0:17:49.280 --> 0:17:51.240 the SEC got for the NCA No. 0:17:51.320 --> 0:17:52.919 I think it's awesome. I think it's hilarious how they 0:17:52.960 --> 0:17:57.119 got so many, and that ESPN is you know, SEC Junior. 0:17:58.680 --> 0:18:00.600 I love it. I love bias. It used to be 0:18:00.600 --> 0:18:04.840 an East Coast bias. Now it's SEC bias. Yeah, but 0:18:04.880 --> 0:18:06.920 nobody seems to have a problem with that. But they 0:18:06.960 --> 0:18:09.800 did with the East Coast bias. That's what got me 0:18:09.840 --> 0:18:13.399 calling in the show for the first time. East coast bias. 0:18:14.560 --> 0:18:17.720 Really East coast bias. Yep. It was when I'm from 0:18:17.760 --> 0:18:18.399 the Midwest. 0:18:18.640 --> 0:18:20.840 Yeah, but you forgot where you came from. There was 0:18:20.880 --> 0:18:23.359 one more story about like sling Blade, and I was like, 0:18:23.400 --> 0:18:24.119 I can't dig it. 0:18:25.800 --> 0:18:29.399 I had somebody I said something about Eli Mann, yeah, 0:18:29.440 --> 0:18:31.920 and I was like, this dude sucks at football. He's 0:18:32.040 --> 0:18:34.359 just a manning led the league. I mean I was 0:18:34.480 --> 0:18:38.000 vindicated in my judgment of Eli Manning. Thank you. He's 0:18:38.040 --> 0:18:40.160 a Hall of Famer because he's a Manning. 0:18:41.240 --> 0:18:42.840 Well show you live in the belly of the beast 0:18:42.920 --> 0:18:44.560 of the East Coast bias machine. 0:18:44.560 --> 0:18:47.399 Now, yeah, you know you're an East Coaster. I'm a Yankee, 0:18:47.480 --> 0:18:47.840 I am. 0:18:48.520 --> 0:18:50.120 I saw you wearing duck boots once. 0:18:50.640 --> 0:18:55.120 I do have duck boots. I hunt Pheasants. Oh yes, Marvin. 0:18:55.280 --> 0:18:57.000 Why do we keep saying he's going to the Hall 0:18:57.000 --> 0:18:58.600 of Fame or he's getting all this because he's a 0:18:58.640 --> 0:19:01.840 Manning Archie's not in the Hall of Fame. I'm not 0:19:01.920 --> 0:19:04.080 understanding what the whole last name thing. He's going to 0:19:04.080 --> 0:19:05.880 the Hall of Fame because he beat Tom Brady two 0:19:05.880 --> 0:19:09.760 Super Bowls. Yeah, if he was rich Gannon and he 0:19:09.800 --> 0:19:12.400 played for the Giants and they beat the Patriots, it'll 0:19:12.440 --> 0:19:15.240 be in the Hall of Fame. Mm richt. 0:19:15.280 --> 0:19:18.200 If he led the league three times in interceptions. 0:19:17.600 --> 0:19:19.240 Well, rich Gannon's got an MVP of War two. 0:19:19.240 --> 0:19:22.920 If he was a five hundred uh fucking win loss record. 0:19:22.760 --> 0:19:23.960 Yes, because of who he beat? 0:19:24.440 --> 0:19:26.160 Did he finish exactly five hundred? 0:19:26.240 --> 0:19:28.440 Yes, I don't think rich Gannon gets in if he's 0:19:28.640 --> 0:19:30.040 sling Blade. 0:19:30.440 --> 0:19:35.080 I know, I think sling Blade getting in because he's 0:19:35.119 --> 0:19:35.560