Speaker 1: Brooking jewels. Second date update. I don't know if anybody's
Speaker 1: ever had this experience before, but you go out on
Speaker 1: a date and you think you had a great time,
Speaker 1: and then you hang out with your friends later and
Speaker 1: tell them all about it, and they go, she's not
Speaker 1: going to call you back, Oh, because they think that
Speaker 1: you did something wrong. Well, apparently that happened to Trevor,
Speaker 1: who's on the phone right now to do a second
Speaker 1: date update. His friends informed him that he might have
Speaker 1: screwed up on his date, and he didn't realize it
Speaker 1: until he was talking to them. What's up, Trevor, how
Speaker 1: are you hey? Doing well? How are you? Guys? Not
Speaker 1: too bad? Probably better than you. Maybe we'll figure that out. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: you know it's a good start your friend's sake. Here
Speaker 1: a dumbass and you got a girl that's not calling
Speaker 1: you back. That's one way to put it. Why don't
Speaker 1: you tell us what happened? I went to dinner with
Speaker 1: this girl, Carla, and as far as I could tell,
Speaker 1: everything was going really well. No awkward pause, no weird
Speaker 1: story or some weird moment of like, oh what do
Speaker 1: I talk about next? Yeah? I'm just like, okay, this
Speaker 1: is easy. This is simple. I feel like we're just
Speaker 1: talking away, no big problem, easy and simple. That's what
Speaker 1: I've always looked for in dates. Isn't that what you
Speaker 1: are at a date? Pretty much? Yeah? So everything felt
Speaker 1: good with her. What your email said after you talk
Speaker 1: to your friends, now you're feeling different. Yeah, because I
Speaker 1: was talking to one of my best friends about it later,
Speaker 1: and the only thing that came up was at one point,
Speaker 1: you're showing each other pictures and talking about hobbies, and
Speaker 1: she showed me a picture and said something along on
Speaker 1: to like, hey, asked her, hey, are you a swimmer
Speaker 1: because you have really broad shoulders. Who Then after I
Speaker 1: told him that, she kind of stopped me and was like, wait,
Speaker 1: really that's what you said for me? You're like, yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: that's probably why that could be really rude. It could
Speaker 1: be taking the wrong way. I mean I could see that.
Speaker 1: I think it's a great compliment. That didn't seem like
Speaker 1: offensive a rude to me, So just genuinely curious. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but what if she has, like I mean, that's like
Speaker 1: her most self conscious thing about her is how broader
Speaker 1: shoulders are. Or what if she's like walking down the
Speaker 1: street and she gets mistaken for a man every once
Speaker 1: in a while, like it could be a sensitive subject. Yeah,
Speaker 1: looking back, and now that you say it like that,
Speaker 1: I didn't think of it that way. So but what
Speaker 1: was her reaction to it? I mean, she kind of
Speaker 1: paused and kind of looked at me funny for a second,
Speaker 1: and then I was like, no, that's a good thing.
Speaker 1: You have shoulders like an olympian. Yeah, and know what
Speaker 1: she'd do after that, which she's like, oh, sweet, thanks, Okay. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we just kind of picked up conversation from there and
Speaker 1: the yeah just kind of like oh okay, thanks and
Speaker 1: moving on from there. And throughout the rest of the
Speaker 1: day everything felt fine except maybe that one moment. But
Speaker 1: when we got to the end, it's like time to leave,
Speaker 1: and she just straight up left. There was no like
Speaker 1: formal hug or kiss or anything like that. It was
Speaker 1: just kind of like a bye. Well, she didn't want
Speaker 1: to hug you with her broad shoulders crush you. So
Speaker 1: did you at least like walk her to her car?
Speaker 1: Not really, because as soon as we that's the restaurant,
Speaker 1: go to walk in through a car, but she's already
Speaker 1: turned and started almost looking like she's like speedwalking jogging
Speaker 1: off to her car, so without barely even saying goodbye,
Speaker 1: heads off through a car and then I'm kind of
Speaker 1: left standing there awkwardly like, well, wait a minute, do
Speaker 1: I like walk you to your car? Do I chase
Speaker 1: after you? As that all your Yeah, don't ever choose
Speaker 1: chase after her as the answer. Yeah, I didn't chase
Speaker 1: after her, because then it's like if she starts sprinting,
Speaker 1: and then it looks really weird. It's like if I'm
Speaker 1: chasing you to your car drinking off, her starts screaming
Speaker 1: she has pepper spray, it's even worse if she has
Speaker 1: some pepper spray, you know what I mean? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that would that would just be the best part of it. Okay,
Speaker 1: So after that experience, if you talked to her all
Speaker 1: after that? No, I mean like I've tried to do
Speaker 1: the nice, polite follow ups of like texting or should
Speaker 1: or a call and say hey, let's do this again,
Speaker 1: or trying to figure out what's going on, but no returns.
Speaker 1: And I realized this probably doesn't sound as dramatic or
Speaker 1: crazy as other second dates. But I mean, apart from
Speaker 1: my awkward broad shoulder comment, I thought everything went really well,
Speaker 1: so I'm just genuinely trying to figure out what's going on. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because she was definitely avoiding any chance at like a
Speaker 1: good night kiss with you. Yeah, I mean, like nothing
Speaker 1: up to that point. Was saying, oh this is gonna
Speaker 1: end inflames. Yeah, okay, but it did so sprint. But yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: her running away from you. We'll try to figure out
Speaker 1: what we're wrong. And was it your comment about her
Speaker 1: husky build that ruined? Thanks for you, Oh, I hope
Speaker 1: all right, we'll play a song, come back, and then
Speaker 1: get your second date update. Okay, thanks, all right, hang
Speaker 1: on brooking jubil in the morning. Second, it's been right
Speaker 1: in the middle of a second date update, and if
Speaker 1: you're just joining us. Trevor is on the phone and
Speaker 1: he's not getting a call back from Carla. They went
Speaker 1: out for dinner. He thought they had a lovely time
Speaker 1: until he was describing the date to his friend and
Speaker 1: his friend picked up on something that Trevor said and
Speaker 1: he's like that it was probably offensive. Trevor is trying
Speaker 1: to compliment his date and he said, hey, you have
Speaker 1: huge shoulders, sort of like a Russian powerlifter at the Olympics,
Speaker 1: Like big burly, huge shoulders, like I could strap a
Speaker 1: yoke to your neck and you could probably plow a field.
Speaker 1: You're like an ox. I think is that the exact quote, Trevor, Or,
Speaker 1: did I embellish? That is not even close. But we
Speaker 1: can say you embellish. Okay, However, I will say that
Speaker 1: even though that's not exactly what you said, that may
Speaker 1: have been what she heard far enough. Yeah, what did
Speaker 1: you actually? I actually said asked, hey, are you a swimmer?
Speaker 1: Because you have really broad shoulders? Right, okay, right, But
Speaker 1: all the other stuff was implied. We went from swimming
Speaker 1: to powerlifting. Sure, that was completely implied to an ox
Speaker 1: plowing a field. That's what I think she picked up on. Anyway,
Speaker 1: Trevor has not been getting a call back from her,
Speaker 1: and he thinks that maybe it was that comment that
Speaker 1: did him in. And for the record, Trevor, I think
Speaker 1: that that wasn't a great comment. But I think that
Speaker 1: there's something worse that you did that you're not realizing.
Speaker 1: If she was literally running to her car at the
Speaker 1: end of the date. I didn't say she was running.
Speaker 1: I just said it developed into a light jaw didn't
Speaker 1: have time to run. Yeah, Okay, I'm gonna donor phone
Speaker 1: of her right now and see we can figure out
Speaker 1: what happened. Okay, okay, Hello, I might I speak to Carla? Please? Yeah?
Speaker 1: This is her. Hey Carla, how are you? This is
Speaker 1: Jewbil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Sorry, what
Speaker 1: did you say? Jew Bil from Brook and Jewil in
Speaker 1: the Morning. It's a radio show. I didn't understand a
Speaker 1: word you just said. My name is jew Bil and
Speaker 1: I host a radio show called Brook and Jewbel in
Speaker 1: the Morning. Oh okay, and we recently got an email
Speaker 1: from one of our listeners about you me. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's you, Carla. Why that's a good question. Well, because
Speaker 1: you recently went out on a date with him, and
Speaker 1: we do a segment on our show called the Second
Speaker 1: Date Update. That's where if you go out on a
Speaker 1: date with somebody and then end up not talking to
Speaker 1: them after, they email us to see if we can
Speaker 1: get you on the phone and find out what happened.
Speaker 1: His name is Trevor. He emailed you to call me,
Speaker 1: correct because he says that you won't return any of
Speaker 1: his text messages or phone calls. Um, Why like I
Speaker 1: didn't respond? I think that should be hint enough. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know usually it should be you're right, but we
Speaker 1: do this a lot on our show, and some people
Speaker 1: just want an answer, you know, So he he just
Speaker 1: wants to know why you're laughing and why you think
Speaker 1: this is so funny. Basically, um didn't tell you about
Speaker 1: like what i'll happen spend on your date. Yeah, yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I mean he told us a little b about your day.
Speaker 1: He said there was a moment where he felt like
Speaker 1: he might have offended you, Like, how did he How
Speaker 1: did he say he offended me? He said that you
Speaker 1: guys were talking at one point and he commented on
Speaker 1: your shoulders and said they were very broad and you
Speaker 1: look like you we're an Olympian or something like that.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, that was kind of weird. You don't
Speaker 1: sound offended, though, No, I mean I used to swim.
Speaker 1: I swim in college, Like, I know, I have broad shoulders.
Speaker 1: Oh so he's actually spot on. It was like an
Speaker 1: accurate observation. Yeah, but it's kind of weird just staying
Speaker 1: to point out on a date, especially on a first date.
Speaker 1: You know. Yeah, it's not usually the compliment women are
Speaker 1: looking for. No, usually almost anything but die, the eyes,
Speaker 1: the hair, all kinds of things to choose from, rather
Speaker 1: than focusing on how big your shoulders are. It's not
Speaker 1: even just like how my shoulders are, it's that they're
Speaker 1: Olympic sized. But you, I mean, you could understand that
Speaker 1: he was nervous and he didn't mean any harm by it.
Speaker 1: I get that. I just I really just wanted to
Speaker 1: move on after that comment. Yeah, that's understandable. What else
Speaker 1: did he tell you about our date? He told us.
Speaker 1: That was like the main thing he did say. At
Speaker 1: the end of it, you kind of like ran to
Speaker 1: your car, he said, a light jog, yaid he said, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he said that you walked outside. You didn't really say
Speaker 1: goodbye to him, no hug, no handshake, no nothing, and
Speaker 1: you kind of went from a fast walk to a
Speaker 1: light jog to your car. I absolutely did. I could
Speaker 1: get the vibe that he thought it was going a
Speaker 1: lot better than I liked, and so I didn't want
Speaker 1: to have to turn him down if he went in
Speaker 1: for a kiss or all, but anything like that. So
Speaker 1: I just turned and walked away. I just got to
Speaker 1: get out of here because I don't want to have
Speaker 1: the awkward situation of telling him no. And I guess
Speaker 1: it wasn't just the broad shoulders comment that made you
Speaker 1: go to a light jo, No, No, it wasn't. It
Speaker 1: was um, oh my god. So we're we're sitting, we're chatting,
Speaker 1: you know, dinner. He's kind of I mean, kind of
Speaker 1: a weird dude. Okay. And then so we start talking
Speaker 1: about our pets. I have a cat, you know, I
Speaker 1: pulled out a couple of photos, you know, I've showed
Speaker 1: up the cats, real cute. And he starts pulling out
Speaker 1: his phone and showing me pictures of his bird, his parakeet,
Speaker 1: and it's a lot of them. Okay, well it's not
Speaker 1: just love, it's more like an obsession. How was it
Speaker 1: Like every photo on his phone was his parakeet? Almost
Speaker 1: almost every photo? All right, that could just mean that
Speaker 1: he's lonely too. Well, he's got all these photos, and
Speaker 1: the bird has an Instagram page and he's got a
Speaker 1: Facebook page. Yeah wow, Okay, so it's a lot. So
Speaker 1: he loves this bird so much that you didn't feel
Speaker 1: like you wanted to get to know him anymore. I
Speaker 1: just felt like you probably don't have any time for
Speaker 1: anything else in your life. Oh hey, okay, I take
Speaker 1: offense to that. Wait, what is going on? Oh that's Trevor.
Speaker 1: I forgot to tell you that, Carla. He's actually on
Speaker 1: the other line. Listen, I wants to talk to you. Hello.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. First of all, his name is Stephen
Speaker 1: Squawking and he's pretty popular on Instagram and Facebook. But
Speaker 1: that's the said point. Really, I just brought up Stephen
Speaker 1: because I thought you were interested. I like you. I
Speaker 1: was sharing that with you because I wanted to share
Speaker 1: part of my life with you. I didn't think you
Speaker 1: would knock me down and literally run away. First of all,
Speaker 1: I didn't run, I just walked away quickly. And your
Speaker 1: obsession with your bird is a bit much, while my
Speaker 1: obsession could actually get us rich if he gets enough followers.
Speaker 1: So how many followers does Stephen have? He has a
Speaker 1: thousand followers on Facebook and Instagram. Okay, all right, so
Speaker 1: you're building a business with your bird, Stephen Squawking that
Speaker 1: that is exactly right. He is my best friend and
Speaker 1: my business partner. It's kind of cute in a way, right.
Speaker 1: He just loves his pet. A couple of pictures is cute,
Speaker 1: but he took the parakey and got professional glamour shots. Wait,
Speaker 1: what do you mean like he took the parakee to
Speaker 1: a studio. They had someone light it, put it in
Speaker 1: outfits and take photos and edit and tell them parakey,
Speaker 1: what is wrong with that? I care about him, He's
Speaker 1: my pet. I'm love Stephen. I love him, and I
Speaker 1: can take whatever pictures I want of him. You know what, Trevor,
Speaker 1: I really think you need to get a life. I mean,
Speaker 1: you feel like a nice guy, but you're going a
Speaker 1: little overboard with this. Get a life. I have a life,
Speaker 1: Stephen squawking is my life, and do you guys? That's
Speaker 1: why I didn't call him back a little bit more sense. Well, Carl,
Speaker 1: I'm hoping I can change your mind because I would
Speaker 1: like you to go out on a second date. Whichever
Speaker 1: will you go out? Whichrevor one more time? We will
Speaker 1: pay for it? Are you kidding me? I just told
Speaker 1: you he took glamour shots of his parakeet. I'm not
Speaker 1: going out with him again, That's fine. I don't even
Speaker 1: want to go on a date with a bird hater. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, okay, all right, So so we're both in agreement,
Speaker 1: then you guys don't want to go out with each other? No,
Speaker 1: no way, Okay, first, yeah, I mean for Stephen in
Speaker 1: this day. I wish we could talk to him and
Speaker 1: get his side of the story, but we can't. I
Speaker 1: don't think he can talk to us about it. He's
Speaker 1: not available for interviews right now, but if you check
Speaker 1: in his Instagram, he's going on tour soon. Okay, I'll
Speaker 1: be sure to DM Steven Squawking and see if I
Speaker 1: can set it up. Thank you. Broken Jubil in the
Speaker 1: Morning text in at seven eight five nine two says
Speaker 1: that's really sad his bird has more social media followers
Speaker 1: than I do. To Jubil in the Morning talking about
Speaker 1: today's second date update if you missed it, stude, Trevor
Speaker 1: wanted to call Carla. He couldn't figure out why she
Speaker 1: wasn't calling him back. We got her on the phone
Speaker 1: and it turns out that she was kind of unattracted
Speaker 1: to him because he's super obsessed with his bird and
Speaker 1: his bird's Instagram account. Stephen Squawking is a insta celebrity,
Speaker 1: is what it sounds like to me. The name alone
Speaker 1: is amazing. It's a great name, it really is. I
Speaker 1: han't pulled up the account or anything else yet, but
Speaker 1: to check it out. But I'm sure I will be
Speaker 1: doing that later for like hours and shout out to
Speaker 1: everybody else on the text message board at seven eight
Speaker 1: five nine, who just shouting out their pets Instagram trying
Speaker 1: to get us to say it on the air, Like
Speaker 1: this one says, I have an Instagram from my dog
Speaker 1: and his his at Dodger the Boxer, So check that
Speaker 1: one out. It's it's They're always disappointing to me though, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean you want these dogs, Like there's like three
Speaker 1: dogs that are worthy of Instagram accounts. Other than that,
Speaker 1: I mean they're sleeping man in fetching balls. Well yeah,
Speaker 1: like crazy cat ladies now have something to do more
Speaker 1: than just you know, sitting around with her cats. Right,
Speaker 1: And I have a dog and he has an Instagram account,
Speaker 1: but he's kind of boring. Yeah, It's like I got
Speaker 1: him for one specific reason and that was for Instagram,
Speaker 1: and he's really not helping me out at all. So
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be once at Texas seven eighty five nine two.
Speaker 1: You can have a dog if you want to be
Speaker 1: a second day up. They have to do is email
Speaker 1: the show and we will call the person who didn't
Speaker 1: call you back.