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Speaker 1: Cheating mom, abandons me as a child and now is

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Speaker 1: asking for money.

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Speaker 2: OKAYOPI hello everyone in power, this is your captain speaking.

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Speaker 2: We are about to make the landing of a lifetime.

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Speaker 3: Oh you loved ones that you love them.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna bring your home boys and girls.

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Speaker 3: Landing straight into this story. This is okayob I'm.

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Speaker 1: Samuel Daughter and I'm John Fry, and we have stories

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Speaker 1: that will take you on an adventure, on a flight

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Speaker 1: through the skies.

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Speaker 3: Thirty thousand feet baby, thirty thousand feet.

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Speaker 1: Cheating mom abandons me as a child and now is

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Speaker 1: asking for money.

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Speaker 3: Nice, I should give some backstory first, do you think? Ope?

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Speaker 1: Please a title like that. When I was ten, I'm

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Speaker 1: now twenty. My parents divorced because my dad found out

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Speaker 1: she was cheating when she told him. My brother and sister,

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Speaker 1: who were seven or eight at the time, weren't his. Ooh,

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Speaker 1: that's one way to freaking find out your wife is cheating.

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Speaker 1: Your children aren't yours? Oh, but they're seven and eight.

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Speaker 1: That's eight years. When asked for her reason to cheat,

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Speaker 1: she just said that she found a man who was

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Speaker 1: able to give her the high life, unlike my dad.

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Speaker 1: A farmer just trying his best to maintain a family

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Speaker 1: while managing my grandfather's farm.

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Speaker 2: I'm just imagining like the sweetest farmer ever. I know,

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Speaker 2: farmer Bob giving apples to the kids.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, and here this.

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Speaker 1: Wife is railing yacht billionaire men rough When discussing custody

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Speaker 1: over me in court, my mom said she wanted nothing

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Speaker 1: to do with me and left my dad with full

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Speaker 1: custody while she took my brother and sister with her

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Speaker 1: and then married her side piece a month after everything

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Speaker 1: was finalized.

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Speaker 3: Wow, take your time, sweetheart.

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Speaker 1: Of course, with the rise of social media, she only

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Speaker 1: includes me and family photos to make herself look good,

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Speaker 1: even though she tosses me to the side afterwards. Classic.

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Speaker 1: I don't even have a relationship with my siblings because

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Speaker 1: they look down on me for classes and petty reasons.

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Speaker 1: That's so crappy, so crappy. Now, with that out of

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Speaker 1: the way, let's start the show, all right. So I'm

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Speaker 1: imagining this on the farm, So I'm gonna do a

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Speaker 1: little little twinge of an axle. It's about seven thirty

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Speaker 1: in the morning. I was feeding the cattle and having

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Speaker 1: a jam session when my dad came out of the

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Speaker 1: fleet lot to tell me someone was here to see me.

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Speaker 1: Ask him who was why? I didn't need him to

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Speaker 1: answer me once I saw the angry look on his

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Speaker 1: face as it throws his cigarette.

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Speaker 3: He had failed to light a hop.

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Speaker 1: Off tractor and go walk around the farmyard until I

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Speaker 1: spot a brand new Porsche.

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Speaker 3: With my mother sitting in the driver's seat. Describe what

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Speaker 3: she looks like.

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Speaker 1: Imagine someone doing a crappy job doing James Charles and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey Starr heaviest making routeine at the same time, a

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Speaker 1: Karen haircut with only the blondest of highlights and.

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Speaker 3: A spray then that would make Trump look pale.

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Speaker 2: If I had afford.

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Speaker 3: I love this.

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Speaker 1: I often wonder if she'll ever do a face reveal,

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Speaker 1: just so the whole world could see out hunko Swiss cheese.

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Speaker 3: And all that. Oh my god. I walk up to

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Speaker 3: her car.

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Speaker 1: And politeless say hey there, before she wrinkles her nose

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Speaker 1: and looks at me in disgust, entitled mom, don't you

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Speaker 1: have anything better to do besides wear those filthy rags

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Speaker 1: and take that wad of chewing tobacco out of your mouth? Honestly,

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Speaker 1: I'm embarrassed that you're even my son looking like that. Oh,

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Speaker 1: honeyle's are work clothes and I was working and I

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Speaker 1: just put this show in and ain't even kicking yet.

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Speaker 1: Besides what you want, I love this farm boy. She

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Speaker 1: looks me up and down with a disgusted look again

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Speaker 1: before she takes a deep breath before speaking, titled Mom,

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Speaker 1: I need to ask a favor of you. In fact,

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Speaker 1: it's rather important. The only thing going through my head.

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Speaker 1: She's part of a coult. It needs me to be

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Speaker 1: a blood sacrifice at tonight's meeting.

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Speaker 2: Me.

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Speaker 3: Wait, what is it? Title? Mom?

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Speaker 1: See your sister it's going to be graduating this year,

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Speaker 1: and I think it would be only fair that you

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Speaker 1: give her money your grandfather left you, since you obviously

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Speaker 1: don't need it. I know what she's after now. My

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Speaker 1: Grandpabby had put us out twenty five k smackaroons for

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Speaker 1: each grandchild that once they turned eighteen, they can use

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Speaker 1: for college, buying, a car, a tractor, whatever you know.

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Speaker 3: On the catch was you needed.

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Speaker 1: To either graduate high school or obtain a ged date.

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Speaker 1: Just graduated high school. Now why would you be asking

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Speaker 1: for this money, you may ask, Well, I'll tell you.

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Speaker 1: She I had asked my grandpa after the divorce that

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Speaker 1: not only should her kids my brother and sister still

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Speaker 1: get the money, but he needed to beef it up

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Speaker 1: by a few grand add some nickelbacks to that stack.

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Speaker 1: My grandpa, out of spite, took the money originally meant

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Speaker 1: for them and put it all in mine and told

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Speaker 1: her only his actual grandkids get the money, which honestly

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Speaker 1: is like a good move because she cheated on them

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Speaker 1: with another Oh yes, yeah, she cheated on the blood

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Speaker 1: with another man with the high life. So you know,

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Speaker 1: maybe that high life will treat you to some money

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Speaker 1: you're not the father.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: A few years later, when he passed away, my dad

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Speaker 1: had added some of his inheritance into it. So when

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Speaker 1: I graduated, I ended up with nine to three thousand dollars.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 1: I spent twenty seven thousand of it on a tractor

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Speaker 1: and put the rest in savings. Yeah, and I add

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Speaker 1: it onto every paycheck. Well, you know, if the tractor

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Speaker 1: is like an investment, you know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he about it.

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Speaker 1: If he's working the face, working the fields, this money

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Speaker 1: tractor equals money. Yeah, that green factor equals green bags.

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Speaker 3: Baby me. Why would I give her any of my money?

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Speaker 1: She doesn't even speak to me anymore and tied them

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Speaker 1: on because it would be only fair since your grandpa

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Speaker 1: denied her that money, and that's money that she deserves

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Speaker 1: because she'll be attending college unlike you. Plus, as our

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Speaker 1: big brother, you need to be responsible.

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Speaker 3: Mate.

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Speaker 1: That money was laved to me to use as I wish,

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Speaker 1: and I shall wish it be used by mate. Besides,

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Speaker 1: if she wants to or needs to ask herself, she

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Speaker 1: can do so. And say this little train muffin that

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Speaker 1: you're coming up to me with tile, Mom, call me

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Speaker 1: everything under the sun. And then she goes quiet as

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Speaker 1: I hear my dad yell out from somewhere.

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Speaker 3: Shut the earth up.

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Speaker 1: You be taking this moment. I look at her and say,

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Speaker 1: you never said thank you and tiedle mom. If you

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Speaker 1: and you will give your sister that she dissers me

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Speaker 1: when you do a face reveal, I will. She told

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Speaker 1: me to f my sale and sped off and that

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Speaker 1: was the end of it. That's all for this episode, folks.

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Speaker 1: Until next time, reminder, big up your popcorn containers and

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Speaker 1: lead the theater in an orderly fashion. Was that in

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Speaker 1: the story, Yeah, oh god, Oh he's a great writer.

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Speaker 3: Number one, Yes, oh he's a great writer.

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Speaker 2: The southern accent made that story fourteen times better than

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Speaker 2: it would have been otherwise.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you, Oh my god, I like that

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Speaker 3: was a.

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Speaker 2: Ford commercial turned into a life saga, turned into a

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Speaker 2: soap soap to turn into soap.

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Speaker 3: That was a wild ride. Oh P.

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Speaker 1: I appreciate you sharing with us, dude, you know what

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Speaker 1: you shall always share.

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Speaker 3: One your tractor and two this podcast and three darn

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Speaker 3: two watch.

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Speaker 1: Make sure you follow us, Subscribe on YouTube, follow us

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Speaker 1: on Spotify, do it all.

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Speaker 3: It's more fun than two o possums in a whiskey barrel.

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Speaker 3: Couldn't have said better than myself, John. And with that,

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Speaker 3: we'll see you next day.

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Speaker 1: Do you do