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Speaker 1: It's another jewel the twenties. I'm moving tell us Hi,

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Speaker 1: I was looking for Emily. Yeah, this is her. Hey,

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Speaker 1: am how you doing? I'm good? Who is this? I

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Speaker 1: know you don't know who this is, and I know

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Speaker 1: this is going to be a weird phone call, but

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Speaker 1: I am the guy who stole your identity a few

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Speaker 1: weeks ago. Hello, Yeah, you stole my identity. I did

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Speaker 1: kidding me? No, I you're the guy that stole my identity?

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Speaker 1: Are you? I can't even are you kidding me? I

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Speaker 1: should you know what? I should call the cops? No,

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Speaker 1: definitely gonna do. Listen, listen, I'm calling to apologize. Look,

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Speaker 1: I don't care what you have to say. You completely

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Speaker 1: turn my life upside down. I don't I don't care

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Speaker 1: what you have to say. I'm calling the cops and

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Speaker 1: I'm tracing this call, and you're just You're just a

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Speaker 1: piece of is what you are? How could you do that?

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Speaker 1: If you want to trace the call, don't do that

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Speaker 1: because I stole this phone from another guy, so the

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Speaker 1: number is not going to be You're just the biggest

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Speaker 1: piece of shob ever. I can't even believe it. I

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Speaker 1: deserve that. I deserve that. I deserve. You deserve worse

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Speaker 1: than that. I can't. Are you kidding me? Everything I've

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Speaker 1: worked so hard for you and you can pointantly turn

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Speaker 1: my life upside down and you don't care. I know, No,

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Speaker 1: I do care. That's why I'm calling to apologize. Did

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Speaker 1: you get everything cleared up? If you if you cared,

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Speaker 1: you wouldn't have done it in the first place. I

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Speaker 1: made a mistake. But you then you get somebody else's

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Speaker 1: identity and you call me from a stolen cell phone.

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Speaker 1: I can't. I'm so blown away right now at what No, No,

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Speaker 1: you're just like I deserve it. I deserve it, you know,

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Speaker 1: I understand. You can call me all the names, to

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Speaker 1: sit and rot in jail for the rest of your

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Speaker 1: life is what you deserve. Yes, I know, but I'm

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Speaker 1: probably not going to because I'm really good at this.

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Speaker 1: So listen, and we're a cocky pole on top of it.

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Speaker 1: I will find you. I know people too, just like

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Speaker 1: you think you're good at this. Guess what I'm good

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Speaker 1: at it too. Can we stop with it? And I

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Speaker 1: will find you and I will ruin your life? Can

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Speaker 1: we stop with the name calling? Please? What else do

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Speaker 1: you want me to call? You want you really want

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Speaker 1: to tell me your real name. If you want to

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Speaker 1: tell me your real name, I'll call you that. Obviously,

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to do that, but I have something

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Speaker 1: I need to talk to you about. I don't care

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Speaker 1: what you have to talk to me about. What don't

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Speaker 1: you understand about that? I know it sucks, so my identity,

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Speaker 1: I know it sucks. The only thing that you need

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Speaker 1: to talk to me about is telling me your real

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Speaker 1: name and your address. I know it's all right now.

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Speaker 1: I know it sucks that that happened to you. But

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Speaker 1: just so you know, when I was a kid, I

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Speaker 1: didn't make the varsity basketball team and I was heartbroken.

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Speaker 1: So you're going to give me some sob story about

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Speaker 1: how you didn't make the varsity basketball team. Let me

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Speaker 1: guess your daddy didn't love you either. I don't give

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Speaker 1: a shit. What don't you understand? I was only telling

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Speaker 1: you that because I want to let you know that

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Speaker 1: everybody goes through struggles in life, and you just recently

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Speaker 1: had to go. You know, I'm telling you I will

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Speaker 1: track this. I don't care what it takes. I will

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Speaker 1: not sleep until you were caught. Listen, Can I just

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Speaker 1: tell you why I was calling. I think this is

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Speaker 1: why the hell are you calling me? It's the appropriate

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Speaker 1: time to do it. I actually was working with another guy.

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Speaker 1: I don't care. Why don't you understand about that? I

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Speaker 1: don't care. I think it's important because my job was

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Speaker 1: to keep you on the phone while he took your car.

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Speaker 1: Very kidding right now, I want to go take a

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Speaker 1: look outside. Oh my god, are you not there anymore?

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Speaker 1: I am calling the cops on here. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: Who the hell does something like that? Cams? Jewel does

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Speaker 1: stuff like that? J Is that? Is that his op name?

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Speaker 1: Because guess what he's going down with you, son of

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Speaker 1: a You're going down for the rest of your life.

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Speaker 1: You also have to arrest your husband, Paul along with us.

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Speaker 1: What does my husband have to do with that? Oh,

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Speaker 1: because he was in on it with me. He did

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Speaker 1: not steal my identity, that's true. But he did move

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Speaker 1: your car while I was on the phone with you.

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Speaker 1: What what? Why would he know nothing to do with it?

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Speaker 1: Yes he does. Paul did have a lot to do

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Speaker 1: with it. Because this is Jewil from Brook and Jewel

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Speaker 1: in the morning, I'm moving ninety two point five doing

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Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. What? Yeah, your husband emailed

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Speaker 1: me to do a prank phone call on you. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, Oh my god. While I was on the

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Speaker 1: phone with you, he went out and moved your car

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Speaker 1: around the block. Yeah, he said. He thinks it's hilarious

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Speaker 1: when you get really mad. I'm really mad. Well, this

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Speaker 1: was all his idea, so that was crazy. I didn't

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Speaker 1: know what was happening. Hey, sorry about your identity being stolen.

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Speaker 1: That really does suck. At least my car isn't stolen.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jewel Funk taps weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties Ruben ninety two point five