Speaker 1: Second d with online dating, is it okay to look
Speaker 1: different than your profile pictures? I know, I like to
Speaker 1: use my dad in my picture because that's what I'm
Speaker 1: gonna look like in forty years, so they know what
Speaker 1: future me is gonna be. You want to see your
Speaker 1: dad and also still say, oh, daddy or us, you don't. Well,
Speaker 1: one of our listeners had a little bit of a
Speaker 1: different approach. Hopefully he didn't use his mom in his pictures,
Speaker 1: but even if he did, that's not going to be
Speaker 1: the worst thing in the world. Well, let's talk to
Speaker 1: him though, Dave, Welcome to the show. Hey, how are
Speaker 1: you good? Do you sound like your voice too, Dave?
Speaker 1: In real life? I do, yeah, your radio voice, But
Speaker 1: your dad has a sexy voice though. Okay, yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: Well tell us about the lady that you met online.
Speaker 1: What's her name? Her name's Maddie, and she's all she's gorgeous,
Speaker 1: she's funny, she's a small business owner. It's kind of
Speaker 1: like a complete package. Wow. Okay, So you saw her
Speaker 1: and immediately thought, wow, well we met online. Actually we
Speaker 1: met on a dating app and uh, you know, I
Speaker 1: met saged her and she messaged back. Yeah, so you
Speaker 1: said in your email that you met online and that
Speaker 1: your picture was a little bit different than what you
Speaker 1: actually look like. What does that mean exactly? Well, I
Speaker 1: had a I had a really long beard for about
Speaker 1: seven years, and I decided a few weeks ago that
Speaker 1: I was going to do something different and I shaved
Speaker 1: it all off. And now I'm beating day. Would you
Speaker 1: get rid of a beard? So shot? Get Yeah? My
Speaker 1: mom she has a story about when she was dating
Speaker 1: my dad and he had a huge beard. It was
Speaker 1: like the seventies or whatever. Right, shaved it all off
Speaker 1: and she slammed the door on him. She's like, he
Speaker 1: looks so creepy with beady little eyes that cry when
Speaker 1: they're dead. Yeah, I recognize that. In your opinion, how
Speaker 1: do you look without the beard? Dave h It's nice
Speaker 1: to see my chin again. I've missed it. Okay, But
Speaker 1: did you warn her this because she probably didn't even
Speaker 1: recognize you. I did. Actually, before we met up, I
Speaker 1: made a point of saying, Hey, I'm gonna have something
Speaker 1: new going on with my beard. New going on with
Speaker 1: my beard. She's going there looking for a guy with
Speaker 1: a beard. Still. Yeah, that's because I decided I was
Speaker 1: going to wear one still, I um, because our texts
Speaker 1: were really playful and really flirty, so I figured I'd
Speaker 1: kind of be funny and wear a really big fake beard,
Speaker 1: like obnoxiously large fake beard. It went down past my belt. Okay,
Speaker 1: in the corner. When she saw you, she thought it
Speaker 1: was hilarious. She came in, she laughed with me, and
Speaker 1: you know, I pricked it off and showed her my
Speaker 1: baby face. And is that when she's She didn't scream
Speaker 1: or anything after you. That's like a roller coaster. We
Speaker 1: just had a really good laugh about it. She's a
Speaker 1: great sport, all right. It's actually really good. Yeah, your
Speaker 1: humor are on the same page. Off to a good start.
Speaker 1: So what happens next? So um, we decide that we're
Speaker 1: just gonna get a couple of cups of coffee and
Speaker 1: kind of walk around a little bit. Okay, we end
Speaker 1: up over at this really big park. We walked for
Speaker 1: I don't even know how long. It was a long time.
Speaker 1: Oh that's sweet. Though. It's like one of those where
Speaker 1: you like lost in conversation and you didn't realize how
Speaker 1: far you had done, or just lost literally in the park.
Speaker 1: You don't know how to get out a little column,
Speaker 1: a little column be Okay, I just imagine you, like
Speaker 1: holding a cup of coffee in one hand and then
Speaker 1: a fake beard in the other hand, your waist, I
Speaker 1: sup it into my pocket. Okay, yeah, all right, So
Speaker 1: tell us more about the walk through the park. Um.
Speaker 1: So we're walking, we're talking, we're having a good time,
Speaker 1: and it's getting really hot, and I started sweating hot hot,
Speaker 1: like like hot outside or the conversations getting outside between outside.
Speaker 1: All right, okay, we're in public, and sorry, my clothes
Speaker 1: are again really sweaty. I start feeling a little self
Speaker 1: conscious about it, but I don't say anything. And at
Speaker 1: one point I thought she was going to because she
Speaker 1: turns to me and she's like, hey, you know, my
Speaker 1: business isn't far from here. We could stop in and
Speaker 1: I'll give you a tour. And it's a clothing shop
Speaker 1: that she owned, so I kind of was thinking she's
Speaker 1: going to offer me some shirt to wear something, okay,
Speaker 1: before saying like, what do you do too, Like you
Speaker 1: can't control your sweat glands, you know at that side,
Speaker 1: put the beard back on and cover up all the steams. Okay,
Speaker 1: So you went out to you went and visited her shop.
Speaker 1: He said, we did. We ended up walking over to
Speaker 1: her shop and she kind of gave me a quick
Speaker 1: tour of it, had a little more conversation. She did
Speaker 1: not say anything about my sweat or offer a shirt
Speaker 1: or anything like that, so it was kind of a release. Yeah,
Speaker 1: especially since it was women's clothing. Oh yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: there's that. And then we ended up walking all the
Speaker 1: way back to the coffee shop, so I got even
Speaker 1: more sweating. Oh how drenched was your shirt? I don't
Speaker 1: Oh it was. It was not pretty. It was pretty gross.
Speaker 1: Did you go in for a hug? No, she did. Yeah,
Speaker 1: surprised the hell out of me. I was so gross.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have done that. The self awareness I think
Speaker 1: helps though, too. Did you make a joke about it,
Speaker 1: because I mean, like you guys had already joked about
Speaker 1: the beard or the not beard or whatever you want
Speaker 1: to say. No, actually, I was actually feeling really self
Speaker 1: conscious about it, so I didn't say anything. Okay, So
Speaker 1: it sounds like you ended it on a pretty good no.
Speaker 1: What's happened since the date? Have you been in contact
Speaker 1: with her still? No, that was the last time I
Speaker 1: spoke with her. I've tried to reach out a couple
Speaker 1: of times and total silence. Oh man, I mean maybe
Speaker 1: she got I guess I would say she would didn't
Speaker 1: think you were interesting because I'm guessing on the hug
Speaker 1: you were like, I don't touch me. You know, like,
Speaker 1: what are you thinking in your head? Might be the problem?
Speaker 1: You think the sweat is going to be the issue,
Speaker 1: or the lack of a beard when you came to
Speaker 1: the park. I hope it's not the lack of the beard.
Speaker 1: I think I looked pretty good without the beard. Can
Speaker 1: you grow one out in the next five minutes when
Speaker 1: we play a song just in case really hard? Yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 1: because we're gonna play something. We'll come back call Maddie
Speaker 1: for you and try and get your second date up date?
Speaker 1: All right, thanks? Hold on second. Fake beards, sweaty clothes,
Speaker 1: and wet hugs. That's how the ladies like it. That's
Speaker 1: how Dave's first date with Maddie went. At the very least,
Speaker 1: They're a long walk through the park on a sunny
Speaker 1: day caused them to get a little warm, so warm
Speaker 1: that he soaked through his shirt. Still had a pretty
Speaker 1: good conversation with Maddie and even got a hug at
Speaker 1: the very end, but after that the shower. A wet
Speaker 1: hug sounds awful. Yeah, any time of the day. If
Speaker 1: these were moist afterwards, Maddie has one hundred percent ghosted. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and look, David, if Maddie's never brought up the sweat
Speaker 1: thing during the day and you didn't bring it up,
Speaker 1: then I'm probably not going to mention it to her
Speaker 1: either when we call her. That's fine by me. Please.
Speaker 1: She may have not noticed, because if she went for
Speaker 1: a hug, I just don't think that she did. However,
Speaker 1: when she was in that embrace, there may have been
Speaker 1: like sum yeah, yeah, or even smells. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I didn't think about that. Yeah. You know, well, you
Speaker 1: guys are making it sound worse than I thought it was.
Speaker 1: I thought she was bringing you to her clothing store
Speaker 1: to get you a new shirt. I mean no, I
Speaker 1: thought it was bad for sure. Well, we're going to
Speaker 1: call her now and see what she has to say.
Speaker 1: I'm going to dial her number. Are you feeling ready? Man?
Speaker 1: I'm set. Do you want me to mute? Uh? No,
Speaker 1: but maybe change your shirt if you have to. Yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: better than wet pants. I've got paper towel stuffed into
Speaker 1: my armpits. Right now, let's do this. Here we go. Hello,
Speaker 1: I'm looking for Maddie. Um, missa, she is this? Hey Maddie.
Speaker 1: My name is jeff and I'm on a radio show
Speaker 1: called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're all here, Hey, Maddie. Hey,
Speaker 1: um like radio radio? Yeah, we have a podcast too.
Speaker 1: Do you know what those are? I feel like people
Speaker 1: are forgetting you're on FM radio if it makes it cooler. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just like it's just like a joke or did
Speaker 1: I win something I hope or no, this is not
Speaker 1: a joke. This is a segment that we do call
Speaker 1: the Second Date Update, which you may have heard of before,
Speaker 1: but it's where we help people get in touch after
Speaker 1: they've gone on a date with someone and can't get
Speaker 1: ahold of them anymore. I don't know if I'm interested
Speaker 1: in this, um, but thank you anyway, Daddy. You don't
Speaker 1: even know who we're talking about yet. It's somebody who
Speaker 1: really likes you, somebody named Dave. Oh um yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you mean to say, oh yeah, uh huh, what what
Speaker 1: is it about him that you want to know? Like?
Speaker 1: It's just like some do you need like a character
Speaker 1: witnessed or something. Big jump. Dave seemed like a pretty
Speaker 1: cool when we talk to him. Yeah, that We talked
Speaker 1: to him about the date that you guys went on,
Speaker 1: and he told us that it was a really nice time.
Speaker 1: So what we're trying to figure out is did something
Speaker 1: go wrong? Did he mess up somewhere? Maybe he insulted
Speaker 1: you in some way? And that's why you're not calling
Speaker 1: him back? No, I mean, he's a nice he's a
Speaker 1: perfectly nice guy, and we can just like leave it
Speaker 1: like that. He's a perfect nice guy, So why don't
Speaker 1: you give him another change? He's a perfectly nice guy. Like,
Speaker 1: I'm not saying he's a perfect guy. Nobody is a
Speaker 1: perfect guy. I can I ask, were you not attracted
Speaker 1: to him after you showed up and he didn't have
Speaker 1: a beard like he did in the picture? Oh the
Speaker 1: whole beard thing. No, we had a laugh about that,
Speaker 1: Like that's not it at all. I would you mind
Speaker 1: telling us, like what the reason is? Because he's really confused.
Speaker 1: He feels like it was a really good day. Well,
Speaker 1: there was just a situation that happened afterwards, and I
Speaker 1: just don't know how comfortable I feel talking about it.
Speaker 1: He said, after how far like after the date, like
Speaker 1: the next day after the date, who we didn't hear
Speaker 1: anything about the next day. I didn't think that Dave
Speaker 1: involved in the situation somehow. I mean, if you guys
Speaker 1: really want to know, yes, can tell you. But it's
Speaker 1: just really weird. So we like weirdly we are weird. Well,
Speaker 1: like I own a store, and and basically he came
Speaker 1: in the next day. I wasn't working, but one of
Speaker 1: the girls who work for me was working, and she
Speaker 1: said that a guy had come in and he was
Speaker 1: acting really strange and he was just he's pretending to browse,
Speaker 1: and he was like looking at certain items, but then
Speaker 1: he didn't buy anything. And then he went to the
Speaker 1: bathroom and he didn't even ask to go to the bathroom,
Speaker 1: and you know, and then and then he just left
Speaker 1: without buying anything. And so I went to the video
Speaker 1: cameras later on that night, and I noticed it was gay. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's not that weird, Like what if he just came
Speaker 1: in to see you, and like it was awkwardly waiting
Speaker 1: for you and he's nervous. It was just so weird
Speaker 1: for him to come back. And then he spent so
Speaker 1: long in the restroom and there was just no need
Speaker 1: for him to be back. If that is really awkward.
Speaker 1: If it's a small store and you're just in the bathroom,
Speaker 1: it's very awkward. Yeah. I will say it's weird that
Speaker 1: he didn't tell us about that when we talked to him,
Speaker 1: because it seems like a pretty like we asked him
Speaker 1: and he said he called you. He didn't say that
Speaker 1: he went and tried to look for you. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: I wish that we could offer you an explanation for that,
Speaker 1: But maybe Dave should just do it himself because he's
Speaker 1: been listening on the other line. He's in the bathroom
Speaker 1: right now. Oh my god, Um, like, why do you guys,
Speaker 1: why do you want this to be out? Like? I
Speaker 1: just yeah, yeah, go ahead and talk to her, explain
Speaker 1: what happened. I'm trying to figure out where to start,
Speaker 1: man Um. Well, first of all, I think I probably
Speaker 1: owe you an apology. I guess from your perspective, I
Speaker 1: can see how that would be super weird. Yes, apology accepted, Jeff, Sorry, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that makes more sense. I don't really want to explain
Speaker 1: why I was there because that what what pretty embarrassing. Um,
Speaker 1: you were just there to see her, right, Oh? My god.
Speaker 1: You guys said you weren't going to talk about it
Speaker 1: with her, but now I'm going to have to. Um, okay,
Speaker 1: well you should, I mean, because I need to hear
Speaker 1: the truth, so you let me know, or I mean,
Speaker 1: we're definitely not going to hang out, so okay, you know,
Speaker 1: nothing to lose. It's all on the line now. Probably
Speaker 1: not going to get a second date anyway. So here goes.
Speaker 1: Why did you go back to the store and why
Speaker 1: were you in the bathroom for so long? So I
Speaker 1: don't know, Maddie if you noticed, but I was so
Speaker 1: sweaty from our walk. I was drenched. Yeahs um, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was gross. And remember when you gave me the
Speaker 1: tour and I said I had to hit the head
Speaker 1: real quick to pee. Is that how you described it?
Speaker 1: On a day you had to go to the bathroom, Dude,
Speaker 1: I'm nervous those guys. Okay, deep breath there daysm So
Speaker 1: you use the bathroom while you guys are on the
Speaker 1: date at the shop. I went into the bathroom. I
Speaker 1: didn't use it. What was happening in there was my
Speaker 1: boxers were so soaking wet with sweat. They were squashing.
Speaker 1: My gosh, you're like swimming. Yeah, okay, I went swimming
Speaker 1: in my own. Okay, Okay, I know we told you
Speaker 1: to tell us, but now I'm regretting this decision. Are
Speaker 1: you asked for buddies? How to deal with the bathroom?
Speaker 1: I took my boxers off and I didn't want to
Speaker 1: carry around sweaty, nasty boxers for the rest of our day.
Speaker 1: Left them in the bathroom, and I didn't want her
Speaker 1: to find them, so I had to go back and
Speaker 1: get them. Why did it take you so long in
Speaker 1: the bathroom to find them? Then, well, it didn't want
Speaker 1: to look like I was shoplifting anything, so I just
Speaker 1: went into the bathroom, put on some nasty boxers and
Speaker 1: walked out. Oh god, you purposely put on Dirney under
Speaker 1: That's why you waddled out of the store. Okay. If
Speaker 1: I sat making it sound so bad, Maddie, I don't
Speaker 1: think it's that bad. He just wanted to like underwear.
Speaker 1: I just know I'm being serious, Like it's a super
Speaker 1: embarrassing story. He was really voterable. He's shared it with you,
Speaker 1: like you've got to under daddy. He must seem much
Speaker 1: more attractive to you now that you've I mean, that's
Speaker 1: so weird. I don't know. If we haven't, we'll have
Speaker 1: an interesting story about the first try again day. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's all on the line. I might as well at
Speaker 1: this point. What do you feeling, Maddie? Where are you at? Um?
Speaker 1: I mean I am a little creeked out that that
Speaker 1: was really nice to you. At least explain why you
Speaker 1: were creeping her on the store. Okay, that's good, she said.
Speaker 1: She said, she's creeped out, not grossed out, So I
Speaker 1: can work there we go, Yes, you can come back
Speaker 1: to creep. We'd like to help you get there, Maddie.
Speaker 1: We'd like to send the two of you out on
Speaker 1: a non creepy, non gross date. Yes, no boxers, what's
Speaker 1: soever physical active? Well, however you want to do it,
Speaker 1: we'll pay for the date. What do you say, Maddie? Um, okay,
Speaker 1: we'll go for a date. Good job, Dave. Yeah, thanks, guys,
Speaker 1: I was totally sweating over here. Put the boxers back on, dude.
Speaker 1: I look forward to hanging out with you again, Mattie.
Speaker 1: I just really hope the air conditioning is working where
Speaker 1: we go. So the sheet broke and Jeffrey in the morning.
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