WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Sloshing or Swimming

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<v Speaker 1>Second d with online dating, is it okay to look

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<v Speaker 1>different than your profile pictures? I know, I like to

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<v Speaker 1>use my dad in my picture because that's what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna look like in forty years, so they know what

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<v Speaker 1>future me is gonna be. You want to see your

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<v Speaker 1>dad and also still say, oh, daddy or us, you don't. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>one of our listeners had a little bit of a

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<v Speaker 1>different approach. Hopefully he didn't use his mom in his pictures,

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<v Speaker 1>but even if he did, that's not going to be

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<v Speaker 1>the worst thing in the world. Well, let's talk to

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<v Speaker 1>him though, Dave, Welcome to the show. Hey, how are

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<v Speaker 1>you good? Do you sound like your voice too, Dave?

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<v Speaker 1>In real life? I do, yeah, your radio voice, But

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<v Speaker 1>your dad has a sexy voice though. Okay, yeah, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>Well tell us about the lady that you met online.

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<v Speaker 1>What's her name? Her name's Maddie, and she's all she's gorgeous,

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<v Speaker 1>she's funny, she's a small business owner. It's kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like a complete package. Wow. Okay, So you saw her

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<v Speaker 1>and immediately thought, wow, well we met online. Actually we

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<v Speaker 1>met on a dating app and uh, you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>met saged her and she messaged back. Yeah, so you

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<v Speaker 1>said in your email that you met online and that

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<v Speaker 1>your picture was a little bit different than what you

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<v Speaker 1>actually look like. What does that mean exactly? Well, I

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<v Speaker 1>had a I had a really long beard for about

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<v Speaker 1>seven years, and I decided a few weeks ago that

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<v Speaker 1>I was going to do something different and I shaved

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<v Speaker 1>it all off. And now I'm beating day. Would you

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<v Speaker 1>get rid of a beard? So shot? Get Yeah? My

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<v Speaker 1>mom she has a story about when she was dating

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<v Speaker 1>my dad and he had a huge beard. It was

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<v Speaker 1>like the seventies or whatever. Right, shaved it all off

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<v Speaker 1>and she slammed the door on him. She's like, he

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<v Speaker 1>looks so creepy with beady little eyes that cry when

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<v Speaker 1>they're dead. Yeah, I recognize that. In your opinion, how

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<v Speaker 1>do you look without the beard? Dave h It's nice

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<v Speaker 1>to see my chin again. I've missed it. Okay, But

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<v Speaker 1>did you warn her this because she probably didn't even

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<v Speaker 1>recognize you. I did. Actually, before we met up, I

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<v Speaker 1>made a point of saying, Hey, I'm gonna have something

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<v Speaker 1>new going on with my beard. New going on with

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<v Speaker 1>my beard. She's going there looking for a guy with

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<v Speaker 1>a beard. Still. Yeah, that's because I decided I was

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<v Speaker 1>going to wear one still, I um, because our texts

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<v Speaker 1>were really playful and really flirty, so I figured I'd

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<v Speaker 1>kind of be funny and wear a really big fake beard,

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<v Speaker 1>like obnoxiously large fake beard. It went down past my belt. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>in the corner. When she saw you, she thought it

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<v Speaker 1>was hilarious. She came in, she laughed with me, and

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I pricked it off and showed her my

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<v Speaker 1>baby face. And is that when she's She didn't scream

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<v Speaker 1>or anything after you. That's like a roller coaster. We

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<v Speaker 1>just had a really good laugh about it. She's a

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<v Speaker 1>great sport, all right. It's actually really good. Yeah, your

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<v Speaker 1>humor are on the same page. Off to a good start.

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<v Speaker 1>So what happens next? So um, we decide that we're

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<v Speaker 1>just gonna get a couple of cups of coffee and

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<v Speaker 1>kind of walk around a little bit. Okay, we end

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<v Speaker 1>up over at this really big park. We walked for

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know how long. It was a long time.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's sweet. Though. It's like one of those where

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<v Speaker 1>you like lost in conversation and you didn't realize how

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<v Speaker 1>far you had done, or just lost literally in the park.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't know how to get out a little column,

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<v Speaker 1>a little column be Okay, I just imagine you, like

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<v Speaker 1>holding a cup of coffee in one hand and then

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<v Speaker 1>a fake beard in the other hand, your waist, I

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<v Speaker 1>sup it into my pocket. Okay, yeah, all right, So

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<v Speaker 1>tell us more about the walk through the park. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're walking, we're talking, we're having a good time,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's getting really hot, and I started sweating hot hot,

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<v Speaker 1>like like hot outside or the conversations getting outside between outside.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, okay, we're in public, and sorry, my clothes

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<v Speaker 1>are again really sweaty. I start feeling a little self

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<v Speaker 1>conscious about it, but I don't say anything. And at

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<v Speaker 1>one point I thought she was going to because she

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<v Speaker 1>turns to me and she's like, hey, you know, my

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<v Speaker 1>business isn't far from here. We could stop in and

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<v Speaker 1>I'll give you a tour. And it's a clothing shop

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<v Speaker 1>that she owned, so I kind of was thinking she's

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<v Speaker 1>going to offer me some shirt to wear something, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>before saying like, what do you do too, Like you

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<v Speaker 1>can't control your sweat glands, you know at that side,

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<v Speaker 1>put the beard back on and cover up all the steams. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So you went out to you went and visited her shop.

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<v Speaker 1>He said, we did. We ended up walking over to

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<v Speaker 1>her shop and she kind of gave me a quick

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<v Speaker 1>tour of it, had a little more conversation. She did

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<v Speaker 1>not say anything about my sweat or offer a shirt

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<v Speaker 1>or anything like that, so it was kind of a release. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>especially since it was women's clothing. Oh yeah, oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>there's that. And then we ended up walking all the

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<v Speaker 1>way back to the coffee shop, so I got even

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<v Speaker 1>more sweating. Oh how drenched was your shirt? I don't

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it was. It was not pretty. It was pretty gross.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you go in for a hug? No, she did. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>surprised the hell out of me. I was so gross.

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't have done that. The self awareness I think

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<v Speaker 1>helps though, too. Did you make a joke about it,

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<v Speaker 1>because I mean, like you guys had already joked about

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<v Speaker 1>the beard or the not beard or whatever you want

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<v Speaker 1>to say. No, actually, I was actually feeling really self

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<v Speaker 1>conscious about it, so I didn't say anything. Okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>it sounds like you ended it on a pretty good no.

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<v Speaker 1>What's happened since the date? Have you been in contact

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<v Speaker 1>with her still? No, that was the last time I

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<v Speaker 1>spoke with her. I've tried to reach out a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of times and total silence. Oh man, I mean maybe

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<v Speaker 1>she got I guess I would say she would didn't

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<v Speaker 1>think you were interesting because I'm guessing on the hug

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<v Speaker 1>you were like, I don't touch me. You know, like,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you thinking in your head? Might be the problem?

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<v Speaker 1>You think the sweat is going to be the issue,

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<v Speaker 1>or the lack of a beard when you came to

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<v Speaker 1>the park. I hope it's not the lack of the beard.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I looked pretty good without the beard. Can

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<v Speaker 1>you grow one out in the next five minutes when

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<v Speaker 1>we play a song just in case really hard? Yeah, absolutely,

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<v Speaker 1>because we're gonna play something. We'll come back call Maddie

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<v Speaker 1>for you and try and get your second date up date?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, thanks? Hold on second. Fake beards, sweaty clothes,

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<v Speaker 1>and wet hugs. That's how the ladies like it. That's

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<v Speaker 1>how Dave's first date with Maddie went. At the very least,

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<v Speaker 1>They're a long walk through the park on a sunny

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<v Speaker 1>day caused them to get a little warm, so warm

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<v Speaker 1>that he soaked through his shirt. Still had a pretty

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<v Speaker 1>good conversation with Maddie and even got a hug at

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<v Speaker 1>the very end, but after that the shower. A wet

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<v Speaker 1>hug sounds awful. Yeah, any time of the day. If

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<v Speaker 1>these were moist afterwards, Maddie has one hundred percent ghosted. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and look, David, if Maddie's never brought up the sweat

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<v Speaker 1>thing during the day and you didn't bring it up,

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<v Speaker 1>then I'm probably not going to mention it to her

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<v Speaker 1>either when we call her. That's fine by me. Please.

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<v Speaker 1>She may have not noticed, because if she went for

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<v Speaker 1>a hug, I just don't think that she did. However,

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<v Speaker 1>when she was in that embrace, there may have been

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<v Speaker 1>like sum yeah, yeah, or even smells. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't think about that. Yeah. You know, well, you

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<v Speaker 1>guys are making it sound worse than I thought it was.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought she was bringing you to her clothing store

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<v Speaker 1>to get you a new shirt. I mean no, I

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<v Speaker 1>thought it was bad for sure. Well, we're going to

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<v Speaker 1>call her now and see what she has to say.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to dial her number. Are you feeling ready? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm set. Do you want me to mute? Uh? No,

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<v Speaker 1>but maybe change your shirt if you have to. Yeah, sure,

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<v Speaker 1>better than wet pants. I've got paper towel stuffed into

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<v Speaker 1>my armpits. Right now, let's do this. Here we go. Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking for Maddie. Um, missa, she is this? Hey Maddie.

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<v Speaker 1>My name is jeff and I'm on a radio show

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<v Speaker 1>called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're all here, Hey, Maddie. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>um like radio radio? Yeah, we have a podcast too.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what those are? I feel like people

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<v Speaker 1>are forgetting you're on FM radio if it makes it cooler. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I just like it's just like a joke or did

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<v Speaker 1>I win something I hope or no, this is not

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<v Speaker 1>a joke. This is a segment that we do call

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<v Speaker 1>the Second Date Update, which you may have heard of before,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's where we help people get in touch after

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<v Speaker 1>they've gone on a date with someone and can't get

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<v Speaker 1>ahold of them anymore. I don't know if I'm interested

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<v Speaker 1>in this, um, but thank you anyway, Daddy. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>even know who we're talking about yet. It's somebody who

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<v Speaker 1>really likes you, somebody named Dave. Oh um yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you mean to say, oh yeah, uh huh, what what

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<v Speaker 1>is it about him that you want to know? Like?

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<v Speaker 1>It's just like some do you need like a character

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<v Speaker 1>witnessed or something. Big jump. Dave seemed like a pretty

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<v Speaker 1>cool when we talk to him. Yeah, that We talked

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<v Speaker 1>to him about the date that you guys went on,

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<v Speaker 1>and he told us that it was a really nice time.

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<v Speaker 1>So what we're trying to figure out is did something

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<v Speaker 1>go wrong? Did he mess up somewhere? Maybe he insulted

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<v Speaker 1>you in some way? And that's why you're not calling

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<v Speaker 1>him back? No, I mean, he's a nice he's a

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<v Speaker 1>perfectly nice guy, and we can just like leave it

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<v Speaker 1>like that. He's a perfect nice guy, So why don't

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<v Speaker 1>you give him another change? He's a perfectly nice guy. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not saying he's a perfect guy. Nobody is a

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<v Speaker 1>perfect guy. I can I ask, were you not attracted

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<v Speaker 1>to him after you showed up and he didn't have

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<v Speaker 1>a beard like he did in the picture? Oh the

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<v Speaker 1>whole beard thing. No, we had a laugh about that,

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<v Speaker 1>Like that's not it at all. I would you mind

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<v Speaker 1>telling us, like what the reason is? Because he's really confused.

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<v Speaker 1>He feels like it was a really good day. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>there was just a situation that happened afterwards, and I

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<v Speaker 1>just don't know how comfortable I feel talking about it.

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<v Speaker 1>He said, after how far like after the date, like

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<v Speaker 1>the next day after the date, who we didn't hear

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<v Speaker 1>anything about the next day. I didn't think that Dave

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<v Speaker 1>involved in the situation somehow. I mean, if you guys

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<v Speaker 1>really want to know, yes, can tell you. But it's

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<v Speaker 1>just really weird. So we like weirdly we are weird. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>like I own a store, and and basically he came

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<v Speaker 1>in the next day. I wasn't working, but one of

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<v Speaker 1>the girls who work for me was working, and she

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<v Speaker 1>said that a guy had come in and he was

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<v Speaker 1>acting really strange and he was just he's pretending to browse,

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<v Speaker 1>and he was like looking at certain items, but then

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't buy anything. And then he went to the

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<v Speaker 1>bathroom and he didn't even ask to go to the bathroom,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know, and then and then he just left

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<v Speaker 1>without buying anything. And so I went to the video

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<v Speaker 1>cameras later on that night, and I noticed it was gay. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's not that weird, Like what if he just came

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<v Speaker 1>in to see you, and like it was awkwardly waiting

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<v Speaker 1>for you and he's nervous. It was just so weird

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<v Speaker 1>for him to come back. And then he spent so

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<v Speaker 1>long in the restroom and there was just no need

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<v Speaker 1>for him to be back. If that is really awkward.

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<v Speaker 1>If it's a small store and you're just in the bathroom,

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<v Speaker 1>it's very awkward. Yeah. I will say it's weird that

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't tell us about that when we talked to him,

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<v Speaker 1>because it seems like a pretty like we asked him

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<v Speaker 1>and he said he called you. He didn't say that

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<v Speaker 1>he went and tried to look for you. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 1>I wish that we could offer you an explanation for that,

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<v Speaker 1>But maybe Dave should just do it himself because he's

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<v Speaker 1>been listening on the other line. He's in the bathroom

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<v Speaker 1>right now. Oh my god, Um, like, why do you guys,

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<v Speaker 1>why do you want this to be out? Like? I

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<v Speaker 1>just yeah, yeah, go ahead and talk to her, explain

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<v Speaker 1>what happened. I'm trying to figure out where to start,

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<v Speaker 1>man Um. Well, first of all, I think I probably

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<v Speaker 1>owe you an apology. I guess from your perspective, I

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<v Speaker 1>can see how that would be super weird. Yes, apology accepted, Jeff, Sorry, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that makes more sense. I don't really want to explain

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<v Speaker 1>why I was there because that what what pretty embarrassing. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>you were just there to see her, right, Oh? My god.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys said you weren't going to talk about it

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<v Speaker 1>with her, but now I'm going to have to. Um, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>well you should, I mean, because I need to hear

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<v Speaker 1>the truth, so you let me know, or I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>we're definitely not going to hang out, so okay, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>nothing to lose. It's all on the line now. Probably

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<v Speaker 1>not going to get a second date anyway. So here goes.

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<v Speaker 1>Why did you go back to the store and why

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<v Speaker 1>were you in the bathroom for so long? So I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, Maddie if you noticed, but I was so

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<v Speaker 1>sweaty from our walk. I was drenched. Yeahs um, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it was gross. And remember when you gave me the

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<v Speaker 1>tour and I said I had to hit the head

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<v Speaker 1>real quick to pee. Is that how you described it?

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<v Speaker 1>On a day you had to go to the bathroom, Dude,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm nervous those guys. Okay, deep breath there daysm So

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<v Speaker 1>you use the bathroom while you guys are on the

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<v Speaker 1>date at the shop. I went into the bathroom. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't use it. What was happening in there was my

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<v Speaker 1>boxers were so soaking wet with sweat. They were squashing.

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<v Speaker 1>My gosh, you're like swimming. Yeah, okay, I went swimming

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<v Speaker 1>in my own. Okay, Okay, I know we told you

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<v Speaker 1>to tell us, but now I'm regretting this decision. Are

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<v Speaker 1>you asked for buddies? How to deal with the bathroom?

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<v Speaker 1>I took my boxers off and I didn't want to

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<v Speaker 1>carry around sweaty, nasty boxers for the rest of our day.

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<v Speaker 1>Left them in the bathroom, and I didn't want her

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<v Speaker 1>to find them, so I had to go back and

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<v Speaker 1>get them. Why did it take you so long in

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<v Speaker 1>the bathroom to find them? Then, well, it didn't want

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<v Speaker 1>to look like I was shoplifting anything, so I just

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<v Speaker 1>went into the bathroom, put on some nasty boxers and

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<v Speaker 1>walked out. Oh god, you purposely put on Dirney under

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<v Speaker 1>That's why you waddled out of the store. Okay. If

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<v Speaker 1>I sat making it sound so bad, Maddie, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think it's that bad. He just wanted to like underwear.

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<v Speaker 1>I just know I'm being serious, Like it's a super

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<v Speaker 1>embarrassing story. He was really voterable. He's shared it with you,

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<v Speaker 1>like you've got to under daddy. He must seem much

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<v Speaker 1>more attractive to you now that you've I mean, that's

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<v Speaker 1>so weird. I don't know. If we haven't, we'll have

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<v Speaker 1>an interesting story about the first try again day. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it's all on the line. I might as well at

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<v Speaker 1>this point. What do you feeling, Maddie? Where are you at? Um?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I am a little creeked out that that

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<v Speaker 1>was really nice to you. At least explain why you

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<v Speaker 1>were creeping her on the store. Okay, that's good, she said.

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<v Speaker 1>She said, she's creeped out, not grossed out, So I

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<v Speaker 1>can work there we go, Yes, you can come back

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<v Speaker 1>to creep. We'd like to help you get there, Maddie.

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<v Speaker 1>We'd like to send the two of you out on

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<v Speaker 1>a non creepy, non gross date. Yes, no boxers, what's

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<v Speaker 1>soever physical active? Well, however you want to do it,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll pay for the date. What do you say, Maddie? Um, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll go for a date. Good job, Dave. Yeah, thanks, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>I was totally sweating over here. Put the boxers back on, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>I look forward to hanging out with you again, Mattie.

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