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Speaker 1: him though, Dave, Welcome to the show. Hey, how are

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Speaker 1: you good? Do you sound like your voice too, Dave?

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Speaker 1: Well tell us about the lady that you met online.

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Speaker 1: What's her name? Her name's Maddie, and she's all she's gorgeous,

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Speaker 1: Why did you go back to the store and why

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Speaker 1: I sat making it sound so bad, Maddie, I don't

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Speaker 1: we'll pay for the date. What do you say, Maddie? Um, okay,

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Speaker 1: we'll go for a date. Good job, Dave. Yeah, thanks, guys,

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