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Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home?

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Speaker 3: Either way, we.

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Speaker 4: Want to be there, doesn't matter how much baggage you

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Speaker 4: claim and give us time and a terminol and gay.

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Speaker 5: We want to send you off InStyle. You wanna welcome

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Speaker 5: you back home? Tell us all about ity scared her?

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Speaker 2: Was it fine?

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Speaker 3: Malcorn?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 5: Do your need ned.

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Speaker 2: With Karen and Chris.

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Speaker 6: H welcome to Do you need a ride? This is

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Speaker 6: Chris Fairbanks. I'm at l a X. It's extremely crowded

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Speaker 6: and I'm picking up our friend Karen Kilgarriff unlocking the door,

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Speaker 6: Sorry it's unlocked.

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Speaker 2: Hello there. It is incredible. It's an incredible display of

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Speaker 3: Hi me out of here.

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Speaker 6: I already started screaming, screaming recording, but I started the

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Speaker 6: recording with a series of screams.

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Speaker 3: It's so much worse than it's ever been. Thank god.

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Speaker 2: We don't fucking come here anymore exactly.

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Speaker 6: If anyone wants to know why, it's because and it's

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Speaker 6: been this way the last five times I've come here,

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Speaker 6: especially on a Monday.

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Speaker 2: The departures are even worse than rivals.

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Speaker 3: Meet me at That's why Uber does it up there.

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Speaker 2: It's way worse up there right now, is it really?

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Speaker 6: I think because of that last time I went up there,

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Speaker 6: it was all ubers and lyfts clogging the whole thing.

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Speaker 6: It's not working, so they're gonna well, I'm going to

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Speaker 6: write a letter, strongly worded three page mm hm.

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Speaker 3: This airport is not correctly set up for the amount

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Speaker 3: of people that come to it. No, and they're trying

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Speaker 2: I'm just adjusting.

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Speaker 6: Remember this when I adjust the ones and twos as

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Speaker 6: you drove.

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Speaker 2: Isn't it? Because how many people moved to LA every day? Now?

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Speaker 3: Thank you for setting me up to tell you my

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Speaker 3: favorite fact. Last year to twenty sixteen, forty thousand people moved.

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Speaker 2: To LA and they never left Lax.

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Speaker 3: They just keep driving around. I'm going to our taco bell.

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Speaker 2: It is so it. I was at I tried to

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Speaker 6: A woman was screaming at me because I was parked

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Speaker 6: into the bank and I said, I also have a

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Speaker 6: wife that's in the bank. She said, oh really, and

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Speaker 6: I said no, I'm just parked here.

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Speaker 2: And she's like, God, damn it. She was so angry.

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Speaker 6: She's because I forced her to park in the red

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Speaker 6: to go use the ATM. Because I was just sitting, lawfully, yes, waiting.

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Speaker 3: In a spot, in a spot, and she was waiting

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Speaker 2: And she looked like someone's mom and grandma and said

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Speaker 3: Okay, can I say this? Remember twenty eight days later?

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Speaker 3: That whole thing is those zombies. It's a rage virus. Yes,

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Speaker 6: Now, Oh god, what if while she is screaming, some

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Speaker 6: of her saliva went in my eye?

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Speaker 3: No, well, then I'm getting out of this car too late.

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Speaker 2: That's my zombie noise a aruga.

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Speaker 3: My eyes just touched my cheek and now I haven't.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think with the Trump administration, with this, the

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Speaker 3: It's insanity.

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Speaker 6: No one ever said it had to be some weird

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Speaker 3: Now it's just people who think it's okay, people who

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Speaker 3: But then she waited, which made me yeah, because everyone

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Speaker 2: And I even back then, this was a half hour ago.

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Speaker 2: I said, just in the knobs. I was busy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you had stuff to do. But see you didn't

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Speaker 6: I mean, I could understand her behavior if she was

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but she was a mama slash grandma.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but those are the craziest ones.

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Speaker 3: In my opinion, old people are the worst right now

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Speaker 3: because they don't they're all scared and they don't know

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Speaker 3: what the fuck is going on. You want a peanut

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Speaker 3: at her? Eminem?

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Speaker 6: Oh my god, have you had the cherry and peanuts.

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Speaker 6: It's chocolate covered cherry peanuts in an Eminem And I

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Speaker 2: It tasted so good. And I don't even have sweet tooth.

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Speaker 3: I know you don't, so you don't care about these.

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Speaker 2: Oh they're peanut, but they're really good. They're the best.

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Speaker 3: Wait, cherry and peanut.

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Speaker 6: Oh, I'm telling you. You know, chocolate covered cherries, that's

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Speaker 6: the thing. Yeah, It's not like a raisinette type cherry.

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Speaker 6: It's a tender, beautiful little cherry in it's like a

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Speaker 6: confectioner made at some chocolate tear, a rocketing chocolateer. It's

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Speaker 6: just the rocketeer of chocolate made this for Eminem.

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Speaker 2: And they are so good.

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Speaker 6: I had a handful of them before a set, and

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Speaker 6: it wouldn't have gone that well.

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Speaker 3: You think they're comedy pills.

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Speaker 6: Without the good people at Eminem's, And they're comedy pills.

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Speaker 2: It's a proud sponsor.

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Speaker 3: The way they're developing flavors for the palettes of the

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Speaker 3: of the more refined comedians like Chris Bairman.

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Speaker 6: It is the fanciest and they're no larger. When I'm describing,

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Speaker 6: that has to be in a little paper cup.

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Speaker 6: It's the same size as those, And somehow they fit

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Speaker 3: I don't know about cherry peanut combination.

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Speaker 6: Wait until you eat it, okay, I mean you have

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Speaker 6: had chocolate covered cherries before, right, Yes, but.

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Speaker 3: I'm not I don't like fruit and chocolate combined.

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Speaker 6: I think it's as much fruit as mountain dew is.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh, I see it is the way they I

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Speaker 2: don't know that didn't like lemon and lime it landed.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're assabe.

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Speaker 6: Yes, there we go, much better example, something in a

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Speaker 6: crisp and clean no caffeine variety. We Uh, where were

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Speaker 6: you tell me about your travels?

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Speaker 2: Was it was it? Were you happy or where you sat?

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Speaker 3: Thank you for taking me away from that terrible place

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Speaker 3: we were just in. Yes, that was little hell. A

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Speaker 3: and I was like, fucking, I am with you. That's

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Speaker 6: Yeah, well, I'm glad that because I would have been like,

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Speaker 6: can you please stop your animal that doesn't know any

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Speaker 3: I was just in Oh there's a texture you almost

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Speaker 3: there with a capital M.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that was written feverishly. I've calmed down by most.

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Speaker 3: I was just in Washington, d C. Baltimore, Maryland, and

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Speaker 2: Basically, these are the places our country was founded. That's

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Speaker 2: where the forefodders for faudas first.

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Speaker 6: Signed our declarations in our constitutions.

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Speaker 3: All over those places. Yeah, they're very old. Washington, DC

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Speaker 3: middle aged men in hard shoes. Anyway, that's not my

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Speaker 3: going to be. Yeah, oh, obviously I'm a rebel, but

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Speaker 3: all the ones there and I've been to DC a

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Speaker 2: Bab right, that's when I was there, Right.

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Speaker 3: Cool, They have good things happen there, But right now

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Speaker 3: Starbucks and the Starbucks was very loudly playing country music,

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Speaker 2: They can't do that there and nowhere near Washington, d C.

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Speaker 3: It was like young country played really loud. Now I've

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Speaker 3: I am a fan of country music.

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Speaker 6: I like any I like the new kid rock, crossover country.

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Speaker 6: But that's about it.

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Speaker 3: Oh, he's the secretary of Defense.

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Speaker 2: Now it's news. Wasn't he given a position?

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Speaker 3: No that I think that's just people joking about it.

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Speaker 6: I thought I heard that joke so much that I

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Speaker 6: only thing coming true is that all comics are hacky.

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Speaker 3: Well, the horrible thing is our world is turning hacky,

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Speaker 3: So every hack joke is now becoming real.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, right to believe it.

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Speaker 2: I was looking forward to.

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Speaker 6: The fall of society first, not while we're at yeah,

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Speaker 6: not while everything is thriving, right exactly.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you think that there would be I say, a tsunami, yes,

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Speaker 6: Like, oh I get some way, or earthquake that the

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Speaker 3: No, will he help us when the shit really goes down?

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Speaker 2: Or will he go to his Hollywood bunker?

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Speaker 3: I mean, he better fucking help us.

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Speaker 6: He better, he better help He's better not be sitting

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Speaker 6: there in the gymnasium in the bunker.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, just working out.

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Speaker 3: Lifting the ones and twos. I don't know what they

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Speaker 2: So were these shows? Were you doing stand up? Were

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Speaker 3: It was live podcast terrific, very fun. It's so much

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Speaker 2: That's so great. I wondered how it was.

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Speaker 3: It's really fun. That's great because we're there to talk

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Speaker 6: His name's Whitey McConaughey, okay, and he's I've known him forever.

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Speaker 6: I'm like screamed at this sweet couple holding hands.

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Speaker 6: Oh, I will never forget how I just every morning

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Speaker 3: No here, I'm going to tell you this on behalf

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh they're way dead.

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Speaker 3: They're way dead. You're forgiven, Oh, thank you, time to

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Speaker 3: Here's how I'll tell you, because if there are those

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Speaker 3: They're not innocent. Just because they're holding hands doesn't mean

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Speaker 6: Yeah, my revenge is them dying of natural causes.

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Speaker 3: Or maybe a nice bone cancer.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, right in the mirrow. You like that. Lennen Eric,

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Speaker 3: Well he was. His parents were Norwegian. Can I tell

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Speaker 2: I had to be.

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Speaker 6: I went to the after party one night, and then

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Speaker 3: Well I'm proud of you for not doing it anyway

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Speaker 2: Than I did do that on purpose.

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Speaker 6: Yes, good, and I was not a hungover person good,

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Speaker 3: Look who is the rock?

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Speaker 3: There's a big billboard of the rock.

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Speaker 2: He will save us.

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Speaker 3: Beaches ain't ready for this. What a wonderful plan?

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Speaker 2: Oh God, beach better half?

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Speaker 6: My money metal detector a me my dead years ago,

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Speaker 2: Anyway, Your Bridgetown.

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Speaker 3: Is that for real?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: That's funny. My Bridgetown. There were just so many. Everybody

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Speaker 3: They would let you fuck around. They would be there

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Speaker 2: It was the best year as far as talent. It

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Speaker 3: like swoops in and get gives them a whole ton

448
00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:49,240
Speaker 3: of money.

449
00:21:49,359 --> 00:21:51,879
Speaker 6: You would think so, because I sort of want to

450
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:53,720
Speaker 6: and I have no interest in doing that.

451
00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:56,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, but I want to keep it going

452
00:21:56,119 --> 00:22:00,320
Speaker 3: because it's it's the festival. When comics are happy that

453
00:22:00,359 --> 00:22:03,120
Speaker 3: this is the way people should decide everything. But when

454
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:06,160
Speaker 3: comics are happy, they do better shows, and the shows

455
00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:10,440
Speaker 3: get amazing. Right if they have like that sweet ass

456
00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:14,080
Speaker 3: pizza that was nearby that they just kept bringing in

457
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,520
Speaker 3: like there was always something to eat you, it's like

458
00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:22,239
Speaker 3: you were so well taken care of. Although they just

459
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:24,960
Speaker 3: they simply won't provide me with diet cokes, which is

460
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:27,760
Speaker 3: very very Portland, but it's what I mean.

461
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,600
Speaker 2: You probably can't get it there.

462
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:34,720
Speaker 6: You can only get the kind with cane sugars exactly.

463
00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:36,600
Speaker 3: They always do that where I'm like, can I get

464
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:39,159
Speaker 3: a diet coke? If you're at a fancy restaurant, we

465
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:42,400
Speaker 3: have Mexican coke, but it's regular coke. Okay, Well I'm

466
00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:45,639
Speaker 3: pretending that I'm on a diet, so Mexican coke with

467
00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:46,800
Speaker 3: cane sugars are gonna help me.

468
00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:48,119
Speaker 2: Yeah.

469
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,919
Speaker 3: One night, Josh Androwski and I was right before the

470
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Speaker 3: final party, which was very fun, but the place was

471
00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:57,160
Speaker 3: getting really crowded and they just brought in what looked

472
00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:59,560
Speaker 3: like only four pizzas, and I was like, there's no way,

473
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:02,919
Speaker 3: there's no pizza. Enough pizza, the pizza for everybody and

474
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:07,199
Speaker 3: I'm not going to stand there like some goddamn you know,

475
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:12,080
Speaker 3: way from a Dickens novel trying to get myself. I'm

476
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:15,240
Speaker 3: forty fucking seven years old. I let's go get pizza.

477
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:18,280
Speaker 3: So me and Joshandrowski walked down to the place where

478
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:21,280
Speaker 3: they were got the free pizza from Yeah, and we

479
00:23:21,359 --> 00:23:23,399
Speaker 3: bought our own slices of the kind of pizza we

480
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:24,840
Speaker 3: liked and it was so good.

481
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:27,160
Speaker 2: And brought them to the party. That would be great

482
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:30,919
Speaker 2: if you came walking in with them. Oh sorry, we're successful.

483
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,840
Speaker 2: We got hot, fresh slices of what you're eating.

484
00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:38,280
Speaker 3: Mine has a Hella pianos on it. No, we ate

485
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:41,160
Speaker 3: it there he was I won't blow up his spot,

486
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:43,280
Speaker 3: but he was on a drug. I was definitely on

487
00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:46,639
Speaker 3: a drug. We sat in the front window and laughed

488
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:48,720
Speaker 3: our goddamn asses off and eat pizza and it was

489
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:51,080
Speaker 3: the most fun thing. We had the best time. And

490
00:23:51,119 --> 00:23:53,480
Speaker 3: then we went back when there was a great after party.

491
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,679
Speaker 3: All the kids were dancing and we sat because the

492
00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:59,520
Speaker 3: way the Bostonova Ballroom is set up, the oh.

493
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:02,159
Speaker 6: That's where not only did I miss it, I forgot

494
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:04,040
Speaker 6: it was a block from where I was sleeping.

495
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:06,160
Speaker 2: Oh, no, I'm so well.

496
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:08,960
Speaker 3: Well for the best though, you were all business. That's

497
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,080
Speaker 3: that's very impressive.

498
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:12,679
Speaker 6: Well, thank you, you were just like I even changed

499
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:15,560
Speaker 6: my flight for whopping two hundred and fifty dollars to

500
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:18,520
Speaker 6: record the but that was before.

501
00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:21,560
Speaker 2: I didn't know it paid decent. I'm very happy with it.

502
00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:24,879
Speaker 6: That's great, But I wish I had done drugs and

503
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:26,000
Speaker 6: laughed and danced.

504
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:29,080
Speaker 3: You will I will one day, you will again.

505
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:30,280
Speaker 2: I will again.

506
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:38,160
Speaker 3: But here's the other thing that was fun. I find

507
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:41,560
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm at the happiest I've ever been

508
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:42,480
Speaker 3: in my life.

509
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:45,480
Speaker 2: Because currently Yeah, oh that's.

510
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:49,520
Speaker 3: Great, because obviously I feel very lucky. I've had some

511
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:53,320
Speaker 3: nice successes recently. Yeah, but there's also this thing of

512
00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:56,800
Speaker 3: comedy used to as I love it. I've never thought

513
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:59,240
Speaker 3: I was supposed to do anything else with comedy. It's

514
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:02,920
Speaker 3: just like this thing had to do. And sometimes when

515
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:06,960
Speaker 3: that's your attitude about it, it almost isn't fun because

516
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:08,760
Speaker 3: it's this thing like you don't have a choice.

517
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, this is my burden, my cross, and my hilarious

518
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:12,480
Speaker 6: comedy cross.

519
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:18,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, my comedy cross with the googly eyes, and that

520
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:21,040
Speaker 3: I always looked at it like a fight, so It

521
00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:21,560
Speaker 3: was like.

522
00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:24,800
Speaker 6: Is there a googly eyed crucifix in the emojis or

523
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:25,879
Speaker 6: in the Emoji Movie?

524
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:27,760
Speaker 2: Oh, I hope.

525
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:30,399
Speaker 3: So in the Emoji movie. Would have turned out the

526
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:33,160
Speaker 3: Emoji Movie is secretly goofy Christian.

527
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:36,840
Speaker 2: Have you seen the there's billboards for it and.

528
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:37,600
Speaker 3: I just saw one.

529
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:41,880
Speaker 6: It has the piece of poop emoji voiced by Sir

530
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:42,840
Speaker 6: Patrick Stewart.

531
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:46,680
Speaker 2: If we are all dying, we are all dying in

532
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:47,879
Speaker 2: the next couple of years.

533
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:53,920
Speaker 6: We asked Sir Patrick Stewart to voice an animated shit.

534
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:57,040
Speaker 6: It's clear that we've all just we're just wiping our

535
00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:58,359
Speaker 6: asses with our own hands.

536
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:01,520
Speaker 3: Now, it's so true. This is what nos Domas was

537
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:05,440
Speaker 3: talking about. This is the world catching on fire. It's

538
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:09,399
Speaker 3: not literal fire, it's emoji poop pretending that's entertainment. You

539
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:10,159
Speaker 3: know what's funny about that?

540
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:13,719
Speaker 6: Most times someone mentionsmas, I think of nos Veraratu in

541
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:16,480
Speaker 6: that movie with the long finger, and I almost made

542
00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:17,360
Speaker 6: a reference to that.

543
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:19,119
Speaker 2: Man. Would I have sounded dumb?

544
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:26,080
Speaker 3: Only the nose was right. I just saw TJ. Miller tweeted,

545
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:29,919
Speaker 3: you do realize I'm in the Emoji Movie, and I

546
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,920
Speaker 3: wondered what he was like why he would say that.

547
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:33,600
Speaker 3: I thought it was really funny. But I think it's

548
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:37,120
Speaker 3: also because everyone's probably viciously shitting on it.

549
00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:41,040
Speaker 6: Yeah, I bet that he preemptively or yeah, it depends

550
00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:44,480
Speaker 6: on tone. Maybe he's saying it like he walks into

551
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:48,280
Speaker 6: a fancy restaurant and assumes to get good seating. You

552
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,360
Speaker 6: do know, I'm in the Emochi movie.

553
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:52,760
Speaker 3: That's how I bet he is saying it because he's funny.

554
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:57,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, he is funny. He gets it, he gets it.

555
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:01,600
Speaker 3: So yeah, I well, And also we were talking. I

556
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:06,080
Speaker 3: got to spend so much time with our mutual yours

557
00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:09,359
Speaker 3: first friend Michelle Balloon, who I also just got.

558
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:11,080
Speaker 6: To She came to my show last you guys were

559
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:14,040
Speaker 6: hanging out together and you were both like, come now,

560
00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:15,640
Speaker 6: we're having so much fun.

561
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:16,920
Speaker 2: And I'm just laying in bed.

562
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:20,119
Speaker 6: But it was like one at that point, and I

563
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:22,560
Speaker 6: had to get up, not that early, like ten.

564
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:24,840
Speaker 3: But I just pictured I had no idea you were

565
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:28,159
Speaker 3: being uh, you were being a responsible adult.

566
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:29,720
Speaker 2: Everyone saught I was being a jerk.

567
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:32,679
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought you were just around the corner, yelling

568
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:34,760
Speaker 3: at the brick wall or something. So I'm like, get

569
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:36,240
Speaker 3: into the party. What are you doing.

570
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:40,600
Speaker 6: There has been your I hear these stories from years past.

571
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:43,600
Speaker 6: One year, drunkenly, I jumped into a dumpster and just

572
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:47,280
Speaker 6: started breaking pieces of wood and karate chopping palettes.

573
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:49,800
Speaker 2: Nails were cutting.

574
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:52,480
Speaker 6: My legs outside the party, I just I did a

575
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:55,520
Speaker 6: bear dive into a dumpster filled with wood. I was

576
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:58,000
Speaker 6: cut all over, love it, and I was having so

577
00:27:58,119 --> 00:27:58,560
Speaker 6: much fun.

578
00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:01,199
Speaker 3: Yes you were. You did get a little of that

579
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:02,240
Speaker 3: in though this year.

580
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:03,280
Speaker 2: Oh did I?

581
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:06,080
Speaker 3: Yes, you did. Remember when you got in trouble with

582
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:07,280
Speaker 3: the refrigerator box.

583
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:10,240
Speaker 6: Oh that was fun. See that was the first night

584
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:12,120
Speaker 6: I packed in a little fun.

585
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:15,040
Speaker 3: You did. So tell the good You tell our good

586
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:18,520
Speaker 3: friends who still listened to this fucking five monthly podcast.

587
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:20,560
Speaker 3: What you did?

588
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:24,719
Speaker 2: Did I make that noise? Okay? I?

589
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:25,360
Speaker 3: Oh?

590
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:29,600
Speaker 6: We just were coming home kind of late, Gareth Reynolds

591
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:31,080
Speaker 6: and I and and who.

592
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:31,560
Speaker 2: Else was there?

593
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:37,879
Speaker 6: Andy Letterman and my manager Jessica, and we were u

594
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:41,480
Speaker 6: being loud. I guess we were talking at a normal level.

595
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:42,640
Speaker 6: But it was three in the morning.

596
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:44,560
Speaker 3: I bet you were riffing real loud.

597
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:47,120
Speaker 6: We were all laughing. It was not We just got

598
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 6: out of a car, laughing hilariously. And then I saw

599
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:52,480
Speaker 6: this box that was the exact width of a human

600
00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:55,520
Speaker 6: body with armholes in it, and I'm like, put this

601
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:58,600
Speaker 6: on me, and Gareth was sliding it on me like

602
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:01,760
Speaker 6: a sheath. And then one of the guys that worked

603
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:03,480
Speaker 6: at the Juniper came out and he's like.

604
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:05,920
Speaker 2: Hey, shut the fuck up. That's why he said, hey,

605
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:06,880
Speaker 2: shut the fuck up.

606
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:09,960
Speaker 3: And I, well, what time in the morning was it.

607
00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:12,920
Speaker 2: We were all it was three.

608
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:16,080
Speaker 6: But that's you kick with people that are staying in

609
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:18,640
Speaker 6: the hotel. And he later we found out he was

610
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:21,600
Speaker 6: getting a divorce or something, and people that work there

611
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:24,760
Speaker 6: were like, yeah, he's been a bit much lately. And

612
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:27,720
Speaker 6: the next night he was there grumpy with his arms crossed.

613
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:30,520
Speaker 2: So I don't like that guy. I don't feel bad

614
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:31,000
Speaker 2: and all.

615
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:33,400
Speaker 6: Basically I was trapped in this box and he's yelling

616
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:34,600
Speaker 6: at us to go to our rooms.

617
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:38,280
Speaker 2: And I was like, look at the position I'm in as.

618
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:40,760
Speaker 6: If I did, just cause my position right in front

619
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:41,280
Speaker 6: of his eyes.

620
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:42,400
Speaker 2: So that was fun.

621
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:44,240
Speaker 3: And Gareth Reynolds told me that story.

622
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:46,680
Speaker 2: It's on my Instagram a little video of it.

623
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:49,040
Speaker 3: Oh, I have to see that. Yeah, Garret told me

624
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:51,920
Speaker 3: the story probably three times in a row. He thought

625
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:55,840
Speaker 3: it was so funny because he couldn't believe that. You

626
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:58,120
Speaker 3: immediately yelled back at the guy, look at the position

627
00:29:58,240 --> 00:29:59,440
Speaker 3: I'm in, as if.

628
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:01,720
Speaker 2: It's funny.

629
00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:03,560
Speaker 6: In the video you can see I'm starting to yell

630
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:05,560
Speaker 6: and he's putting his hand on my shoulder to tell

631
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:08,600
Speaker 6: me to be quiet, and then he just starts laughing,

632
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:11,080
Speaker 6: and then he's holding onto my shoulder to stay up.

633
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:15,040
Speaker 2: It. Really it's the best little trin Oh. He we

634
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:16,240
Speaker 2: were laughing very hard.

635
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:19,280
Speaker 3: But the guy, even the guy or you mean, Garrett.

636
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:20,840
Speaker 6: I don't know why he wouldn't have laughed when I said,

637
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:22,840
Speaker 6: look at the position i'm And the best part is

638
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:25,320
Speaker 6: the armholes in the box are down by my ankles.

639
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:26,560
Speaker 2: We put it on upside out.

640
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:29,719
Speaker 6: It's like someone was in the middle of making a

641
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:32,600
Speaker 6: box robot costume and then they got distracted by the

642
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:34,640
Speaker 6: atm that we found it by and left it and

643
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:35,600
Speaker 6: had to get out of there.

644
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:37,320
Speaker 2: And then we found it and we're like, oh my god,

645
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,360
Speaker 2: corrigated cardboard robot box. What look?

646
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:41,400
Speaker 3: Oh?

647
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:43,920
Speaker 6: And the guy didn't laugh, No, he was just he

648
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:49,360
Speaker 6: left exhaling, oh, grumpily. But that was that was one

649
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:53,400
Speaker 6: of the funnest moments and I'd like when Jessica was

650
00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:56,320
Speaker 6: real good and pulled out the camera and captured it.

651
00:30:56,360 --> 00:31:00,000
Speaker 2: We didn't. It wasn't planned manager organic comedy.

652
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:02,760
Speaker 3: Yes, she knows, she has a good taste. She knows

653
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:03,720
Speaker 3: how to track comedy.

654
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:06,760
Speaker 2: Yep, and she laughs. I like these laughing managers.

655
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:10,040
Speaker 3: Yes, they want to play ball, but a little less

656
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:12,240
Speaker 3: than these DJing managers.

657
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,520
Speaker 2: Oh about that, No, I heard about it.

658
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:19,760
Speaker 3: We won't name names, but I believe it was the

659
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:22,080
Speaker 3: second night party because I wasn't there for the first

660
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:26,000
Speaker 3: night party, so the Friday night party. The first person

661
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:29,360
Speaker 3: to jump up and start djaying was not a comic,

662
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:32,560
Speaker 3: which is usually what it is. It's usually April richardson,

663
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:36,840
Speaker 3: Ship Pope, Sure, Brody Reid. There's a bunch of people

664
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:40,240
Speaker 3: who are great at it, and Carmel does it sometimes.

665
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:44,719
Speaker 3: I think Barbara Gray was doing it well. Somebody's manager

666
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:47,800
Speaker 3: jumped up and started doing it, and apparently I wasn't there.

667
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:49,680
Speaker 3: This is just what everyone was talking.

668
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:52,920
Speaker 6: Please tell me it was just playing a bulldog. I

669
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:55,120
Speaker 6: can't even bulldog.

670
00:31:55,400 --> 00:32:01,480
Speaker 2: Oh, Grandpa, Grandpa, you're Carrie's smoking and tearing down that pole.

671
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:07,520
Speaker 3: D Doug, Uh, I don't. This is just was everybody

672
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:09,520
Speaker 3: was talking about it because it was so hilarious. They

673
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:13,360
Speaker 3: said it just sucked, and it was like no one

674
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:14,920
Speaker 3: was dancing and everyone.

675
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:19,880
Speaker 2: Was d songs. Yes, it's not like his transitions.

676
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:21,560
Speaker 3: Were no, no, no, no, it was yeah. People weren't being picky.

677
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:23,520
Speaker 3: It was like, I think he was probably trying to

678
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:25,400
Speaker 3: be cool. I have no idea. I wasn't there, but

679
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:28,360
Speaker 3: I would imagine he was like, here's this cool song,

680
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:32,360
Speaker 3: and here's some like house funk or I thought it knows,

681
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:34,520
Speaker 3: but it was stuff people didn't want to dance to

682
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:37,680
Speaker 3: and all the comics. The biggest part of the Bridgetown

683
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:40,440
Speaker 3: Comedy Festival is the after party dance party, and people

684
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:43,160
Speaker 3: get super into it. They're super they've been doing their

685
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:45,040
Speaker 3: drugs all day long and they just want to dance

686
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:47,760
Speaker 3: it all off and have a good time and be

687
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:50,640
Speaker 3: super drunk and dance. Yeah, And it was just a

688
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:52,880
Speaker 3: bunch of shitty music no one could dance to, and

689
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:56,120
Speaker 3: it was people. People were not only getting angry. I

690
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:58,560
Speaker 3: heard that at one point there was a group of

691
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:00,480
Speaker 3: people that were super fucked up and just ran onto

692
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:02,200
Speaker 3: the dance floor just because they wanted to dance, and

693
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:04,640
Speaker 3: people stopped them they were like, no, we're not dancing

694
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:08,120
Speaker 3: because it was so mad. So April went up and said, hey,

695
00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:11,520
Speaker 3: is it cool if I take over in a little bit?

696
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:13,120
Speaker 2: Yeah?

697
00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:15,280
Speaker 3: She so it was one am, and she goes, it

698
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:16,800
Speaker 3: is it cool if I take over at one thirty?

699
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:18,120
Speaker 3: And he goes, why don't you come back at one

700
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:21,360
Speaker 3: forty five? And she's like, I'll be back at one

701
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:24,719
Speaker 3: thirty and then like just they basically just bullied him

702
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:28,520
Speaker 3: out of the sto's. But it's like anyway, it just

703
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:30,720
Speaker 3: the balls, the balls, the balls is all I.

704
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:33,120
Speaker 2: Said, say great, So he just left with his Dell

705
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:34,080
Speaker 2: computer and.

706
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:38,800
Speaker 3: His stats and and with now like like, here's the thing.

707
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:42,880
Speaker 3: And this is part of the fun and the problem

708
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:46,840
Speaker 3: of comedy. Everyone's friends, everyone hangs out. It's all this

709
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,400
Speaker 3: social thing. But it is also when you live in

710
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:51,960
Speaker 3: la and you do it. It's a fucking business. So

711
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:56,160
Speaker 3: there are the people, the suits, the managers, the agents.

712
00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:59,640
Speaker 3: Those people are the business end. They're not supposed to be.

713
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,680
Speaker 3: You know, back in the day, in my day, managers

714
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:06,240
Speaker 3: would go fucking toke for token, hit for it, yeah

715
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:08,520
Speaker 3: with anybody, any comic, and that was kind of part

716
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:10,279
Speaker 3: of it. Yeah, But these days it's too much of

717
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:13,200
Speaker 3: a real business. It doesn't really happen that much anymore.

718
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:16,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like young they're younger, but they're more serious

719
00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:19,279
Speaker 6: and less fun and more out of touch as far

720
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:20,120
Speaker 6: as what is cool.

721
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:23,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I think maybe it was a thing of

722
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:27,239
Speaker 3: like that. There's there's some of them that don't get

723
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,640
Speaker 3: that they're not the star, right, you know what I mean?

724
00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:32,400
Speaker 3: I think that might be what it is. I don't know.

725
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:34,680
Speaker 3: I don't know that person very well, and I don't care.

726
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:36,960
Speaker 2: I mean, it doesn't well, no one, no one.

727
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:39,759
Speaker 6: If and he's not listening, he would be the only one.

728
00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:40,920
Speaker 6: Maybe some people know.

729
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:43,840
Speaker 2: But yeah, it's not I mean, it's I'm going to

730
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:45,279
Speaker 2: ask you who it was after this.

731
00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:47,680
Speaker 3: It's uh, I doubt you might not even know who

732
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:50,200
Speaker 3: it is. It's not that exciting. And also in terms

733
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:53,040
Speaker 3: of gossip, it's I'm not interested in gossip like that

734
00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:56,280
Speaker 3: because it's like only dancing people were offended.

735
00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:59,359
Speaker 2: I want to hear that sweet, sweet dance gossip. I

736
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:00,719
Speaker 2: just love I sound.

737
00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:03,000
Speaker 6: If you don't mind, I'm gonna have my head tilted

738
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:05,719
Speaker 6: down like this because I sound like a DJ on

739
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:06,520
Speaker 6: the coast.

740
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:10,360
Speaker 3: Am Okay, Yeah, you're right, it does make you sound.

741
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:12,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, that sounds real good.

742
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:14,839
Speaker 6: You sound like this is the buttery voice that you'll

743
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:16,400
Speaker 6: be hearing on a pyramid Ale.

744
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:20,040
Speaker 3: Oh is that shadow Steven's I hear?

745
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:23,759
Speaker 2: Now it's just Chris Fairbanks. Yeah. I used to be

746
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:29,120
Speaker 2: accused of being a genderless muppet. Now I sound like this.

747
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:33,520
Speaker 2: All the secret was pointing down my chin slightly.

748
00:35:33,719 --> 00:35:35,840
Speaker 3: Can you I doubt you can actually give us the

749
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:38,960
Speaker 3: real lines that probably wouldn't be allowed, But can you

750
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:42,120
Speaker 3: give us an idea of feel of this pyramid Ale

751
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:42,719
Speaker 3: commercial is.

752
00:35:42,719 --> 00:35:46,520
Speaker 6: Going to be like they were like it was kind

753
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:51,799
Speaker 6: of like a rustic jack handy and voiceovers, So my

754
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:54,919
Speaker 6: face isn't in it, so it's just a voiceover thing.

755
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:55,440
Speaker 3: Good.

756
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:57,120
Speaker 2: Great, Yeah, that was the best part.

757
00:35:57,160 --> 00:36:03,560
Speaker 6: And just with stock footage of mountain climbing and scenic

758
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:05,400
Speaker 6: views and meet saying.

759
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:11,160
Speaker 2: Ridiculous things like oh yeah, uh oh, there's a grizzly bear.

760
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:14,279
Speaker 2: It's okay. I don't know. I can't remember any of them.

761
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:18,960
Speaker 6: And I oftentimes when this happened last night, when someone's like,

762
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,280
Speaker 6: can you give me an example and or a story?

763
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:24,879
Speaker 6: As soon as I'm put up to that, Like when

764
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:26,840
Speaker 6: we were talking about my mom's funeral. You were like,

765
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:31,719
Speaker 6: is there anything anyone said of your mother's friends that

766
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,840
Speaker 6: had any validity? Because I was talking about how everyone

767
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:38,000
Speaker 6: said all these amazing things, and you asked for one example,

768
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:41,280
Speaker 6: and my brain shut down and turned to the inside

769
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:42,440
Speaker 6: of a helium balloon.

770
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:45,399
Speaker 3: You know every time that happens to me, every time

771
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:48,160
Speaker 3: someone says who's your favorite actor or actress? And I

772
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:50,720
Speaker 3: have all these people that I'm like, so like, oh,

773
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:53,040
Speaker 3: I have these tastes because I have really good taste.

774
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:55,160
Speaker 3: I like the best things. But if you actually call

775
00:36:55,239 --> 00:37:02,320
Speaker 3: me on it, I'll be like, Dan Cook's really good.

776
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:06,720
Speaker 3: But what's happening? Although I was thinking on the plane,

777
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:10,080
Speaker 3: I watched Dane Cook's last comedy special four I would

778
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:13,840
Speaker 3: say four minutes, and I think that he I like

779
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:16,440
Speaker 3: the way he writes jokes. I don't like the way

780
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:19,600
Speaker 3: he delivers them. I do like the way he delivers

781
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:22,319
Speaker 3: them to a point, but he gilds the lily so

782
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 3: hard that it is distancing. And I know he doesn't

783
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:29,279
Speaker 3: care about someone like me's opinion anyway, So that also

784
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:32,520
Speaker 3: adds to me going fuck you. But like some of

785
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:34,440
Speaker 3: his jokes, like talking about not being able to take

786
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:37,640
Speaker 3: his mom out of his phone because she died, and

787
00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:39,279
Speaker 3: but he doesn't want to take her out of his

788
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:43,040
Speaker 3: phone as a contact. Is such a great fucking bit.

789
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:45,160
Speaker 6: I seen him have a lot of great ideas, and

790
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:49,560
Speaker 6: it wasn't until he quit pacing around and yelling things

791
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:52,359
Speaker 6: in triplicate and all this formula stuff that made him

792
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:56,680
Speaker 6: a star, right as far as communications are concerned.

793
00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:58,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, he kind of.

794
00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:01,680
Speaker 6: Dropped that and now he's pressed, kind of roided out

795
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:02,600
Speaker 6: Wolverine Kai.

796
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:05,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's just saying things and now I'm like, he's

797
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:06,160
Speaker 2: pretty good.

798
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:08,920
Speaker 3: It is. I feel bad for him because he it's

799
00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:11,080
Speaker 3: that thing of he got so popular and then that

800
00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:16,759
Speaker 3: the backlash was so hard. Yeah, and he has that

801
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:21,080
Speaker 3: cocky thing that for some reason, like when TJ. Miller

802
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:23,319
Speaker 3: does the cocky thing, you don't hate him, right, And

803
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:26,120
Speaker 3: when Dane Cook does the cocky thing, you're like, I

804
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:29,160
Speaker 3: wish something four large men would beat you up.

805
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:29,560
Speaker 2: Yeah.

806
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:31,759
Speaker 6: And I don't think it's a handsome person thing because

807
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:36,239
Speaker 6: I've seen I've seen because I thought maybe that was it,

808
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:38,440
Speaker 6: and then I changed my mind because I've seen people

809
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:41,880
Speaker 6: pull off cocky and it seems like they wouldn't be

810
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:42,840
Speaker 6: able to pull it off.

811
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:45,479
Speaker 2: Right, and I can't put my finger on it. It's

812
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:48,399
Speaker 2: just this weird likability thing like pheromones.

813
00:38:48,719 --> 00:38:52,680
Speaker 3: Yes, charisma, charisma, charisma.

814
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:58,440
Speaker 2: Yes, God, I need to learn a language. I'll start

815
00:38:58,480 --> 00:38:59,480
Speaker 2: with English. Am I right?

816
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:04,320
Speaker 3: I think you are right? Yeah, I don't know why. Sorry,

817
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:07,120
Speaker 3: that's a real left turn. He Dan Cook was not

818
00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:08,840
Speaker 3: a bridge town this year, so I don't know what

819
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:10,920
Speaker 3: I'm talking about him.

820
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:15,560
Speaker 6: Because every time you do business class at the Hollywood Improv,

821
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:17,840
Speaker 6: we are in the laboratory room, that's right.

822
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:20,680
Speaker 2: And he is, without a doubt, in the main room. Yes,

823
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:24,359
Speaker 2: you know, with Dave Chappelle and people like that.

824
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:27,200
Speaker 3: Well. Also, I always when I sit down to write

825
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:30,080
Speaker 3: jokes or write an act, write some fucking thing to

826
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:32,759
Speaker 3: talk about. Get I just all I can do is

827
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:35,279
Speaker 3: think about all the people that I know that right,

828
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:41,359
Speaker 3: structurally sound material, right, and then I just go, why

829
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:43,759
Speaker 3: can't you do it like that? You know how to

830
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:47,279
Speaker 3: copy structure? You know what I mean? And then I

831
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 3: just popped in my head of like, Dan Cook's structure

832
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:54,120
Speaker 3: is great. He takes a real almost like a painful truth,

833
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,240
Speaker 3: and then he you know, and then he like acts

834
00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:59,440
Speaker 3: it out and he's good at that and stuff but

835
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:02,160
Speaker 3: also maybe maybe he seems like he's on coke a

836
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:04,600
Speaker 3: little bit, and that's what I don't like. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

837
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:07,560
Speaker 3: there's a little extra. There's it's almost like that, like

838
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:09,320
Speaker 3: there's too much extra.

839
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:12,399
Speaker 2: Sure, the new Dan, let's just talking about Dan Cook

840
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:12,960
Speaker 2: this whole time.

841
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:15,880
Speaker 6: A new version of him seems like he's gonna snap

842
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:17,240
Speaker 6: and get mad and punch somebody.

843
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:20,400
Speaker 3: Well. I think it's because he has been through the

844
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:22,920
Speaker 3: fucking mill. I think that's what it is. Is. He

845
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:26,200
Speaker 3: really is a hard working stand up comedian. It doesn't

846
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:29,359
Speaker 3: matter what your taste is. And I honestly have liked

847
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:32,239
Speaker 3: a lot of his material. The one where he was

848
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:34,359
Speaker 3: in the front room, I think it's the front room

849
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:38,600
Speaker 3: of the comedy store, the really small two specials ago

850
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:41,560
Speaker 3: where he did everything where he wasn't moving around, it

851
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:44,040
Speaker 3: wasn't an arena, and he was basically trying to prove.

852
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,120
Speaker 2: I should watch it. I haven't you know.

853
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:47,600
Speaker 3: That's the one where he did this joke I'm talking

854
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:50,280
Speaker 3: about it of like his dead mom's taking the contact

855
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:54,399
Speaker 3: out of the fun stuff. It's like he it must

856
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:56,759
Speaker 3: be so frustrating because all he did was follow the

857
00:40:56,800 --> 00:41:02,480
Speaker 3: trajectory that like MySpace and tours and all those things

858
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:05,520
Speaker 3: took him on and the excitement of it and everything,

859
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:08,160
Speaker 3: and then it just came back punched him in the fair.

860
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:11,600
Speaker 3: I mean, he was in movies. I just saw a

861
00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:13,759
Speaker 3: little bit of that Kevin Costner movie that he was

862
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:16,520
Speaker 3: in where Kevin Costner is a serial killer or he's

863
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:17,279
Speaker 3: a serial killer.

864
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:19,759
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, wow, would I forgot about that?

865
00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:22,640
Speaker 3: Like he was in you know, a handful of movies.

866
00:41:22,719 --> 00:41:24,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like becoming a movie star.

867
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:26,400
Speaker 3: So I think that's part of it. Is like, I

868
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:29,200
Speaker 3: don't think that's he's probably not getting offers like he

869
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:33,279
Speaker 3: used to. Like, it's that horrible pain of how show

870
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:35,920
Speaker 3: business is a cycle and you don't you're up for

871
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:38,919
Speaker 3: a while, but you always come down. You always come down.

872
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:42,600
Speaker 6: Isn't that interesting? It's like sort of happening to Amy

873
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:46,080
Speaker 6: Schumer little. Everyone's finally just attacked her because she had

874
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:49,040
Speaker 6: a special that wasn't the best, right, and now everyone

875
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:52,120
Speaker 6: is like, it's not Maybe it's died down a little,

876
00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:55,279
Speaker 6: but god, people were I wanted to defend her all

877
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:58,080
Speaker 6: the time, and I'm you know, it was just because

878
00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:00,320
Speaker 6: I know it was the same thing they did to

879
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:01,919
Speaker 6: Dane Cook.

880
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:05,960
Speaker 2: They're just like she's on top and then something came

881
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:09,520
Speaker 2: out that wasn't. So everyone's liking like the last thing,

882
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:11,120
Speaker 2: so they immediately turn on them.

883
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:13,640
Speaker 3: It's always it will always be like a you stole

884
00:42:13,719 --> 00:42:17,520
Speaker 3: this thing, or you're It's like people kind of nerds,

885
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:20,759
Speaker 3: anonymous nerds, trying to prove that they're frauds. But it's

886
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:26,800
Speaker 3: like even if and obviously I don't, I don't, stealing

887
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:30,319
Speaker 3: jokes isn't okay. Yeah, but it happens a lot that

888
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:33,560
Speaker 3: people have similar ideas. It happens a lot, And if

889
00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:35,960
Speaker 3: you do comedy, you know that if you've done it

890
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:38,920
Speaker 3: for a while. Also, you're not a fraud if you've

891
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:41,880
Speaker 3: been doing even if you've ripped off half the material

892
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:44,200
Speaker 3: you've done, if you go out and do sets every

893
00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:47,600
Speaker 3: night and go on the road, there's nothing fraudulent about

894
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:51,080
Speaker 3: your comedy. You're actually doing the work right. Right if

895
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:53,080
Speaker 3: you're the one that gets on the stage, if you're

896
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:56,359
Speaker 3: the one that fucking takes a plane to Baltimore and.

897
00:42:56,360 --> 00:43:01,000
Speaker 6: Does a set, right, the only question things if while

898
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,279
Speaker 6: you're in Baltimore, are you watch an open micer and

899
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:04,640
Speaker 6: you're like, I can work with that.

900
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:06,799
Speaker 2: He's not going to use it. He's just a little guy.

901
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't mean to be saying that.

902
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:11,200
Speaker 2: Right, I think a lot of people are doing that.

903
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:14,479
Speaker 3: Yeah that's bad. Yeah no that's not that's not good,

904
00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:18,120
Speaker 3: and you can't be you can't be a fucking piece

905
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:20,839
Speaker 3: of shit about it. But also that the other side

906
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:24,000
Speaker 3: of that or there, it's that Internet kind of we

907
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:27,799
Speaker 3: decide who, we decide your value, where it's like who

908
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:30,359
Speaker 3: are you? That's the thing somebody wrote. I tweeted something

909
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:32,640
Speaker 3: the other day and the thing the reason I got

910
00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:36,080
Speaker 3: so mad about it is because I was like, that's stupid.

911
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:37,879
Speaker 3: I needed delete that. And then I was like, who

912
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:38,480
Speaker 3: cares it?

913
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:41,960
Speaker 2: Twitter? And then you said who are you? To someone?

914
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:46,719
Speaker 3: It was this girl wrote not your best.

915
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:49,360
Speaker 2: Work to who to me? Oh wow?

916
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:51,200
Speaker 3: And I wrote back, how would you know?

917
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:52,120
Speaker 2: Right?

918
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:54,600
Speaker 3: And then she wrote back, come on, Karen, you're better

919
00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:57,400
Speaker 3: than this, and I wrote back, you are not qualified

920
00:43:57,440 --> 00:43:59,839
Speaker 3: to judge my work because I was just like.

921
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:02,200
Speaker 2: It's good for you. But that's this terrible person.

922
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:05,280
Speaker 3: It's just some fucking twenty three year old who's saying

923
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:07,840
Speaker 3: repeating things she's seen other people say to other people.

924
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:11,600
Speaker 3: It's just that mimicry. It's like the young people's mimicry

925
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:16,279
Speaker 3: of here's how I'm going to interact with people I like,

926
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:19,240
Speaker 3: or people or maybe even people I don't like. Maybe

927
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:20,759
Speaker 3: she was like, I'm gonna try to take her down.

928
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:22,960
Speaker 3: Who knows. But it's that kind of thing of like,

929
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:26,000
Speaker 3: I don't know you, i've never seen your face. Your

930
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,439
Speaker 3: opinion doesn't matter to me, and thinking that it might

931
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:30,480
Speaker 3: because you're insulting me. I need to I need to

932
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:31,560
Speaker 3: make sure you understand you.

933
00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:35,360
Speaker 2: But I know you. I've listened to your podcast. We're close,

934
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:37,920
Speaker 2: and then you know that is my best work I

935
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:40,000
Speaker 2: know about. I.

936
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Speaker 6: Uh, yeah, I watched Maria Bamford's new special is so.

937
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:48,759
Speaker 2: Very, very good and very interesting. You've seen it. Then

938
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:53,960
Speaker 2: it is just but it's way more personal. This time

939
00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:57,520
Speaker 2: it's personal. I have this time.

940
00:44:57,920 --> 00:44:58,600
Speaker 3: Well, there it is.

941
00:44:58,640 --> 00:44:59,560
Speaker 2: It's personal.

942
00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:03,279
Speaker 3: You sort of to look like someone when you did that.

943
00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:04,959
Speaker 3: Are you doing an impression? No?

944
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:10,040
Speaker 2: But Maria bean It's new special is more personal.

945
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:13,719
Speaker 6: She it's I won't give it away, but it's very

946
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:16,360
Speaker 6: well done and it's like by the end it's just

947
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:21,759
Speaker 6: joke joke, but in the beginning it's very one person show. Uh,

948
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:24,560
Speaker 6: it's just so good and I was just I don't

949
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:26,720
Speaker 6: do it all the time, but on Twitter, I was like, everyone,

950
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:32,800
Speaker 6: please watch this. And then some person goes, we follow

951
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:36,799
Speaker 6: your Twitter to hear updates about like in their mind

952
00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:40,520
Speaker 6: they were complimenting, hear what you're up to, Maria is

953
00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:42,600
Speaker 6: great and all, but we that's not why.

954
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:46,319
Speaker 2: We follow your and I'm like, what who is this?

955
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 2: And then Maria liked it.

956
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:52,759
Speaker 6: Because she's sweet, and I was like, no, why so

957
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:54,800
Speaker 6: she saw it and that probably didn't.

958
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,200
Speaker 2: I hated it. I hate the guy and I but

959
00:45:57,280 --> 00:45:58,560
Speaker 2: I left it alone. I didn't.

960
00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:02,640
Speaker 3: Well, so, yeah, where are you speaking in the Wii

961
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:06,359
Speaker 3: like you're the you're the mayor of Chris Fairbanks Fan Club.

962
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:07,560
Speaker 2: That's what bothered me.

963
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:11,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what if, he said I And then that's like,

964
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:12,439
Speaker 6: well then you are a dick.

965
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:16,239
Speaker 2: Yeah you know, yeah, that bother. I don't like these.

966
00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:20,799
Speaker 6: You're right, here's probably just a some fifteen year old, yes,

967
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:22,840
Speaker 6: in his basement making paper airplanes.

968
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:26,120
Speaker 3: That's what they all are. I somebody wrote, I was

969
00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:29,399
Speaker 3: just thinking about this, somebody wrote, because I'm on Guy

970
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:32,960
Speaker 3: Brandam's show talk show The Game Show on True TV Wednesdays.

971
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:36,480
Speaker 2: At ten Watch it, tune in, watch it.

972
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:41,200
Speaker 3: So someone responded to a True TV sponsored tweet that said,

973
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:43,840
Speaker 3: like it was something about me and guy and whatever.

974
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:46,360
Speaker 3: So all of our handles were in the tweet, right,

975
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:50,960
Speaker 3: and somebody responded this, the host is stupid, the judges

976
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:54,560
Speaker 3: are stupid, this show is stupid and oh wow, without

977
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:56,719
Speaker 3: really thinking about it, I just wrote back, you're stupid too.

978
00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:04,680
Speaker 3: I would never deny being stupid, but fuck you because

979
00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:06,520
Speaker 3: you're stupid to everybody's stupid.

980
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:09,880
Speaker 6: There is, especially with True TV, because they were people

981
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:15,000
Speaker 6: were just happy with their uh, impractical jokers and Storage Wars.

982
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:17,319
Speaker 2: And the Menendez Trials whatever, and now that.

983
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:20,759
Speaker 6: They're doing these other comedy shows that are like, you know,

984
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:24,160
Speaker 6: there's there's jokes, and there's infotainment. Now there's game shows

985
00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:26,560
Speaker 6: and it's a little more rapid. People don't like it.

986
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:30,800
Speaker 6: They're like getting mad and they said the meanest things.

987
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:31,520
Speaker 2: Not that care or cared.

988
00:47:31,719 --> 00:47:33,919
Speaker 6: That's you, not that April and I had the most

989
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:37,680
Speaker 6: amazing show but it was fine. Yeah, and people were

990
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:40,840
Speaker 6: said horrible things where we were both added in it

991
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:44,840
Speaker 6: and it was like that doesn't who are you?

992
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:46,359
Speaker 2: I'm right here, who are.

993
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:49,160
Speaker 3: You to say? Well? And it's that thing because April

994
00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:52,200
Speaker 3: gets upset. Sometimes she reads that shit and she yeah, yeah,

995
00:47:52,239 --> 00:47:54,879
Speaker 3: she gets a lot because she's on at midnight so much.

996
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:58,319
Speaker 3: There's always some dude that's like, if you tried to

997
00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:01,240
Speaker 3: be hot, you could be you know, just bullshit stuff

998
00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:04,240
Speaker 3: like that, and I'm like, April, you can't, you can't

999
00:48:04,239 --> 00:48:06,239
Speaker 3: take it in or whatever. But it's the thing of

1000
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:09,879
Speaker 3: when you're looking at that stuff you have because it's

1001
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:11,920
Speaker 3: basically like you're walking down the street going, am I pretty?

1002
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,239
Speaker 3: Do you think I'm pretty? Random? Person at the gas station?

1003
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:14,560
Speaker 2: Right?

1004
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:18,160
Speaker 3: And it's that it's the old I think it's Theodore

1005
00:48:18,239 --> 00:48:21,120
Speaker 3: Roosevelt saying of like, it's only the ones in the

1006
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:25,560
Speaker 3: arena whose opinions count you. You can't you can't know

1007
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:28,800
Speaker 3: somebody that's just standing on the sidelines going that's not funny,

1008
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:31,960
Speaker 3: that joke isn't funny. It's like, but you don't do comedy.

1009
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,160
Speaker 3: You've never stood up, you've never written an idea of

1010
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:36,719
Speaker 3: your own, stood up in front of fifty strangers and

1011
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:38,719
Speaker 3: tried to get them to laugh, like right, right, so

1012
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:40,000
Speaker 3: your opinion doesn't count.

1013
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:44,000
Speaker 2: Also, some people just like different things.

1014
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:47,680
Speaker 6: That's the hardest thing with comedy is, especially at comedy clubs,

1015
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:51,399
Speaker 6: you know, the whole thing about, oh that guy's car

1016
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:53,200
Speaker 6: is broken, but it's a nice one, so I don't

1017
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:57,640
Speaker 6: feel that bad. Oh shit, Oh now he was just sleeping.

1018
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:02,799
Speaker 6: It's the comedy. You go to a comedy club and

1019
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:04,880
Speaker 6: see whatever it's there, But you never would go to

1020
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:07,799
Speaker 6: a music club and say, I'd like punk rock and

1021
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:09,840
Speaker 6: country and whatever comes at.

1022
00:49:09,719 --> 00:49:12,799
Speaker 2: Me live music. Yeah, so of course.

1023
00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:16,080
Speaker 6: Everyone has opinions, and not every joke is for everyone.

1024
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:19,680
Speaker 6: I don't know that's a that point. I shouldn't have

1025
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:20,239
Speaker 6: even said it.

1026
00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:22,840
Speaker 3: No, No, I think you're exactly right, because people feel

1027
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:26,920
Speaker 3: like they need to express their dislike, even though in

1028
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:31,360
Speaker 3: the past your dislike was just not attending, not paying attention,

1029
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:33,480
Speaker 3: like you didn't if you didn't like something, that was

1030
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:35,839
Speaker 3: because it wasn't for you. You didn't have to fight

1031
00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:39,120
Speaker 3: fucking against it like a child, right or act like

1032
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:41,759
Speaker 3: it was up to you to take it down. It's

1033
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:46,080
Speaker 3: that shittiness, I think, because there are people you know,

1034
00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:48,160
Speaker 3: that feeling when you get into a fight, and I

1035
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:50,239
Speaker 3: always try to watch to myself because I do love

1036
00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:54,720
Speaker 3: fighting and I love drama, and like when that person

1037
00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:58,720
Speaker 3: first sent that tweet that said you're stupid or whatever.

1038
00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:01,280
Speaker 3: I was like thinking all these mean, mean, mean things,

1039
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:04,040
Speaker 3: and then it's just like, well, let's actually think about this, Like,

1040
00:50:04,040 --> 00:50:07,279
Speaker 3: what what's your reaction about, because like, who cares? I

1041
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:10,879
Speaker 3: don't know this person. It's not fucking I was gonna say,

1042
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:15,280
Speaker 3: Jean Shallot, it's not the revered Gene Shallots comedy expt.

1043
00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:17,520
Speaker 2: Currently revered Jean Shalot.

1044
00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:19,400
Speaker 3: For comedy.

1045
00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:21,720
Speaker 2: Uh, that's so funny.

1046
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:23,879
Speaker 3: But also it's like, but also, who cares about any

1047
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:27,240
Speaker 3: of this shit? It's entertainment. It's like, if you want

1048
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:30,600
Speaker 3: to pass the time after your shitty job, watch the

1049
00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:32,640
Speaker 3: thing you want to watch. You don't have to shit

1050
00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:34,600
Speaker 3: on the things you don't want to watch or.

1051
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:37,759
Speaker 2: Get into politics.

1052
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:40,440
Speaker 3: Also, the fact that I'm saying any of this is

1053
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:44,040
Speaker 3: insanely hypocritical, because I spent all of the nineties shitting

1054
00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:47,080
Speaker 3: on every single possible thing that I didn't like at all.

1055
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:49,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do it too. I was just thinking about

1056
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:53,880
Speaker 2: how I I'm constantly telling people I don't like reggae

1057
00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:56,439
Speaker 2: or a country, but then I don't have a jokes

1058
00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:58,800
Speaker 2: about the bands I like, because guess what, there's nothing

1059
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:00,120
Speaker 2: funny about liking I think.

1060
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:01,960
Speaker 3: That's right, that's exactly right.

1061
00:51:03,239 --> 00:51:07,520
Speaker 6: I'm just gonna turn here at the risk of oh,

1062
00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:12,600
Speaker 6: so much risk, so much risk, Thank you a human being.

1063
00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:17,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was an Audi basin on vehicles. Now, yeah,

1064
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:20,080
Speaker 2: I thought he was going to be all BMW about it,

1065
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:21,520
Speaker 2: but he was an Audi instead.

1066
00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:28,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, because Audi's are BMW's are like cocksucker assholes, and

1067
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:31,839
Speaker 3: Audi's are like refined assholes.

1068
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:32,480
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1069
00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:35,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe they're like European.

1070
00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:38,560
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, French. I like Audi's and I like Audi drivers.

1071
00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:39,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, now I do too.

1072
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:44,359
Speaker 2: Now we're exactly like comedians and cars getting coffee we're

1073
00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:46,759
Speaker 2: talking about and what kind of a cold brew is this?

1074
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:52,040
Speaker 2: How was your Mother's Day?

1075
00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:55,400
Speaker 6: Well, we both had our first Mother's Day without technically

1076
00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:56,200
Speaker 6: having mothers.

1077
00:51:56,840 --> 00:51:59,160
Speaker 3: Actually it was my second. Oh it was okay, but

1078
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:01,360
Speaker 3: I mean your head you in this grief process.

1079
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:02,200
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, of course.

1080
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:05,279
Speaker 3: Somebody said that to me on Twitter, something of like,

1081
00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:06,960
Speaker 3: I hope you didn't have a terrible Mother's Day.

1082
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:08,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, people have said nice things.

1083
00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:11,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I almost said back, well, actually, and not

1084
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:15,000
Speaker 3: to be like too you know, morose about or whatever,

1085
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:17,440
Speaker 3: but I just don't have Mother's Day anymore. Like I

1086
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:20,280
Speaker 3: of course tell my sister Happy Mother's Day and stuff

1087
00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:20,560
Speaker 3: like that.

1088
00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:22,960
Speaker 2: Oh, it's been eight years since I even call it.

1089
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:23,239
Speaker 2: You know.

1090
00:52:23,719 --> 00:52:27,560
Speaker 3: It was like, yeah, yeah, it doesn't it's not, it's

1091
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:29,480
Speaker 3: not really, that's off the schedule.

1092
00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:29,719
Speaker 2: Now.

1093
00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:32,319
Speaker 6: Yeah, if my mom, if our moms, you know, they

1094
00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:35,480
Speaker 6: were roofing together and fell off a roof, then Mother's

1095
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:37,319
Speaker 6: Day would have been terrible because the last one.

1096
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:39,040
Speaker 2: Remember the guard's alias.

1097
00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:42,479
Speaker 3: What is that the Italian family down the street?

1098
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:45,279
Speaker 2: No, no, the flowers that we brought our mothers when

1099
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:48,760
Speaker 2: they were roofing. Anyway, the point is none of that happened.

1100
00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:52,239
Speaker 3: Got a mother's roofing company. They're just both up there

1101
00:52:52,239 --> 00:52:52,759
Speaker 3: in the sun.

1102
00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:58,000
Speaker 6: Look at this carnie truck. He's carrying some sort of

1103
00:52:58,040 --> 00:52:58,839
Speaker 6: a dragon night.

1104
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:01,440
Speaker 3: I love that ride. Okay, you guys in front of

1105
00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:05,200
Speaker 3: us on the freeway in very slow traffic, there is

1106
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:11,120
Speaker 3: a huge semi that's got a carnival ride dismantled on

1107
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:13,719
Speaker 3: the back of it. It looks like ak, it's a

1108
00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:16,840
Speaker 3: Viking ship ship and it's the one where have you

1109
00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:17,839
Speaker 3: been on it?

1110
00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:20,240
Speaker 2: Get into it and it goes back and forth.

1111
00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:22,640
Speaker 3: Yes, so it's like a swinging pendulum and you go

1112
00:53:22,719 --> 00:53:23,760
Speaker 3: up really high.

1113
00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:24,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I like that.

1114
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:26,000
Speaker 3: I love that one.

1115
00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:29,160
Speaker 2: Mainly because I'm a kid that from the beginning. I

1116
00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:30,279
Speaker 2: remember the first.

1117
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:32,759
Speaker 6: Time I had I had the sixth grade. I had

1118
00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:36,480
Speaker 6: the cutest girlfriend in school, and everyone was like, how

1119
00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:39,120
Speaker 6: the heck did you get I sound.

1120
00:53:39,239 --> 00:53:42,600
Speaker 2: Eighty years old. I had the cutest young lady.

1121
00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:47,200
Speaker 6: Everyone said, my lord, how did you land that day?

1122
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:52,200
Speaker 6: And I was on the teacups any spinning, Yes, I

1123
00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:54,360
Speaker 6: get sick, and I got up right when her and

1124
00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:56,839
Speaker 6: her friend came up. I threw up on myself and

1125
00:53:56,880 --> 00:54:00,239
Speaker 6: my friend, who had like a new gotcha outfit, it

1126
00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:03,600
Speaker 6: and puke. I just puked in front of him on

1127
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:07,400
Speaker 6: my suspenders. I used to wear suspenders. And she dumped me.

1128
00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:09,440
Speaker 6: She dumped me like the next week. It was just

1129
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:12,000
Speaker 6: too much for It was disgusting.

1130
00:54:11,640 --> 00:54:13,239
Speaker 3: Because she was on the ride with you.

1131
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:15,759
Speaker 6: Yeah, no, she They walked up right as I was

1132
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:18,000
Speaker 6: getting off the line, and I'm like, oh no, it

1133
00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:22,520
Speaker 6: was horrible timing. But the pendulum swing, any kind of swinging,

1134
00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:24,359
Speaker 6: we're gonna that.

1135
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:28,120
Speaker 2: Relationship is gonna last. If you walk. But the GRAVITRONI

1136
00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:29,400
Speaker 2: or the teacups.

1137
00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:31,000
Speaker 3: I hate spinning rides.

1138
00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:32,640
Speaker 2: I'll puke you out of my life.

1139
00:54:33,560 --> 00:54:36,200
Speaker 3: I just have to say on behalf of women. When

1140
00:54:36,239 --> 00:54:42,880
Speaker 3: you see a man uh puke, it really is the lowest,

1141
00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:45,280
Speaker 3: weakest you could see him, and that means he can't

1142
00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:48,279
Speaker 3: protect you. Right, So she was actually doing something very

1143
00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:49,200
Speaker 3: smart for herself.

1144
00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:51,879
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it's a fight or flight thing, it really is.

1145
00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:56,480
Speaker 6: What if someone in the hallway at Washington Middle School

1146
00:54:57,160 --> 00:55:00,000
Speaker 6: was you know, I couldn't defend her on her because

1147
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:01,520
Speaker 6: eyes off vomiting somewhere.

1148
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:04,800
Speaker 3: What if someone went and took her swing dancing against

1149
00:55:04,840 --> 00:55:06,839
Speaker 3: her will? You wouldn't be able to break in and

1150
00:55:06,880 --> 00:55:09,759
Speaker 3: fix it because you're spinning issues.

1151
00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:13,160
Speaker 6: Exactly if only and then I look in my hand

1152
00:55:13,160 --> 00:55:16,279
Speaker 6: as invisible because I can't get her at the point

1153
00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:20,000
Speaker 6: as they achieve it was my future mother anyway.

1154
00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:22,160
Speaker 3: Okay, can I just say this, Yes, it's three o'clock

1155
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:24,160
Speaker 3: on a Monday. It's three thirty on a Monday.

1156
00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:26,759
Speaker 2: Am I excited to drive back to Venice after this?

1157
00:55:27,239 --> 00:55:31,400
Speaker 3: Oh dude, do you like podcasts because you could probably

1158
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:35,760
Speaker 3: listen to it. Yeah, but there's traffic on both sides

1159
00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:38,000
Speaker 3: of this freeway. It's like we're going fifteen miles an

1160
00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:39,359
Speaker 3: hour and there's traffic on both sides.

1161
00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:41,840
Speaker 2: It is, it's going to work out perfectly though, time wise.

1162
00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:44,319
Speaker 6: I mean, we are going to get there in like

1163
00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:46,400
Speaker 6: six minutes and that'll be the end of the episode,

1164
00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:47,399
Speaker 6: right when I leave you.

1165
00:55:47,320 --> 00:55:47,839
Speaker 2: On your door.

1166
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:51,040
Speaker 3: Amazing, Now it's going to be perfect. I go inside,

1167
00:55:51,239 --> 00:55:53,359
Speaker 3: I lay down. I'm going to go to sleep. Then

1168
00:55:53,400 --> 00:55:54,680
Speaker 3: I have to get up because I have to do

1169
00:55:54,719 --> 00:55:55,760
Speaker 3: a show at eleven tonight.

1170
00:55:56,040 --> 00:56:01,280
Speaker 2: Ohh, I don't have a concert tonight. I'm just making

1171
00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:03,160
Speaker 2: it about me. Oh oh oh, where's your show?

1172
00:56:03,239 --> 00:56:04,919
Speaker 3: For a second, I thought you meant going to one

1173
00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:07,640
Speaker 3: at UCB Franklin.

1174
00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:09,560
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's the better one.

1175
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:11,920
Speaker 3: It's the one I like better. I like the UCB

1176
00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:14,560
Speaker 3: FA UCB Sunset is not for stand up comedy.

1177
00:56:15,480 --> 00:56:17,480
Speaker 2: I did a show last night. Do you know David

1178
00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:18,200
Speaker 2: Earl Waterman?

1179
00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:18,879
Speaker 3: I sure do.

1180
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:21,560
Speaker 2: He makes me laugh, He's hilarious, and he.

1181
00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:25,920
Speaker 6: Has a podcast show with like a radio personality that

1182
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:27,880
Speaker 6: works on the coast FM.

1183
00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:34,640
Speaker 2: Oh uh, based somewhere over here Glendale. I believe Glendale

1184
00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:38,920
Speaker 2: traffic is sorry. Yeah.

1185
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:39,440
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1186
00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:42,279
Speaker 6: The guy, one of the radio guys was Harry said

1187
00:56:42,280 --> 00:56:43,840
Speaker 6: I had a talent for it, and I said, my

1188
00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:45,120
Speaker 6: dad was in the business.

1189
00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:46,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, he said, what station?

1190
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:50,719
Speaker 6: I said, kid in Monterey and He's like, never heard

1191
00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:52,400
Speaker 6: of it, and I'm like, we'll get the fuck out.

1192
00:56:52,239 --> 00:56:57,520
Speaker 2: Of my face. My name is Shadow Stevens. If there's

1193
00:56:57,600 --> 00:57:01,480
Speaker 2: a crime, I probably committed it.

1194
00:57:04,360 --> 00:57:05,120
Speaker 3: We'll be right back.

1195
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:09,080
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1196
00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:12,399
Speaker 6: I did a little part on Tig's show One Mississippi

1197
00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:16,960
Speaker 6: as a radio person, and so in the I don't

1198
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:19,000
Speaker 6: think I did very well in front of the cameras,

1199
00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:21,200
Speaker 6: but during the audition I thought.

1200
00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:21,560
Speaker 2: I did well.

1201
00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:26,560
Speaker 6: And at the end I pretended to do the samples.

1202
00:57:26,080 --> 00:57:33,760
Speaker 2: Like like Bogle and then and then Homer Baby. I

1203
00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:35,800
Speaker 2: just kept doing that at the end of the audition,

1204
00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:39,760
Speaker 2: and I think that's why I got it. Pressing soundboard, Yeah, yeah,

1205
00:57:39,880 --> 00:57:42,720
Speaker 2: because that's morning Zoo. It was like a morning shock

1206
00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:43,520
Speaker 2: jock guy.

1207
00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:47,440
Speaker 3: Yeah. That reminds me when I worked at Ellen. Sometimes

1208
00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:49,400
Speaker 3: we just sit in my office at night when the

1209
00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:51,960
Speaker 3: day was over. Have you ever have you ever been

1210
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:54,520
Speaker 3: on the website that as the Judge Judy soundboard where

1211
00:57:54,520 --> 00:57:56,400
Speaker 3: it's just you press the buttons and it's just her

1212
00:57:56,480 --> 00:57:59,920
Speaker 3: going like I don't think so or whatever like freeze.

1213
00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:02,440
Speaker 2: When I would enjoy, I'd like, it's so funny.

1214
00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:04,560
Speaker 3: We would just sit there clicking it and laughing our

1215
00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:07,480
Speaker 3: asses off, like you work all day long, you work

1216
00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:11,560
Speaker 3: like a fourteen hour day, insane amounts of stress, crazy

1217
00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:13,960
Speaker 3: people screaming in your face, and then you just go

1218
00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:17,760
Speaker 3: back to a dark office and it's just like, no, mystef,

1219
00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:21,000
Speaker 3: and get out of here. I told you, what time

1220
00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:22,000
Speaker 3: is it whatever?

1221
00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:27,720
Speaker 2: Just pressing buttons on a Judge Judy fart machine. Oh

1222
00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:28,480
Speaker 2: that's the best.

1223
00:58:28,560 --> 00:58:30,919
Speaker 3: It really really got me through some time.

1224
00:58:31,080 --> 00:58:31,320
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1225
00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:35,280
Speaker 6: There was a weird point where she reminded me of

1226
00:58:35,320 --> 00:58:37,520
Speaker 6: a teacher that was mad at me, and I didn't

1227
00:58:37,640 --> 00:58:41,640
Speaker 6: like her, and then I realized how funny and awesome

1228
00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:44,080
Speaker 6: she was because she was usually dealing with low life

1229
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:44,640
Speaker 6: and I wasn't.

1230
00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:46,919
Speaker 2: I wasn't factoring in that part.

1231
00:58:47,040 --> 00:58:48,800
Speaker 6: I just thought she was yelling at me, and I'm like,

1232
00:58:49,040 --> 00:58:50,560
Speaker 6: I don't want to watch she's a downer.

1233
00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:52,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, now I would.

1234
00:58:52,360 --> 00:58:56,160
Speaker 6: I'm gonna buy the DVD buck set of All Judged.

1235
00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:59,640
Speaker 6: I know sounds like I'm just saying it, but I'm gonna.

1236
00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:02,680
Speaker 3: My friend used to work for her on Judge Judy.

1237
00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:05,040
Speaker 3: He was an ap. I think my friend Bradford, who

1238
00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:07,640
Speaker 3: you may have met, and she used to call him Bobby,

1239
00:59:08,360 --> 00:59:10,200
Speaker 3: which I think is the cutest thing of all time,

1240
00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:13,760
Speaker 3: and he like, he said he loved her, he thought

1241
00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:17,240
Speaker 3: she was the best. And she has more money than

1242
00:59:17,280 --> 00:59:18,240
Speaker 3: God do you know that?

1243
00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:19,640
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she has all the.

1244
00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:22,320
Speaker 3: Money because that show's been on for like twenty years.

1245
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:24,120
Speaker 2: Sure or more. It's like her.

1246
00:59:24,280 --> 00:59:27,240
Speaker 6: And then oddly Mark Harmon or something because he's on

1247
00:59:27,880 --> 00:59:29,040
Speaker 6: seven different.

1248
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:35,240
Speaker 3: CSIS or CSI or JAG or Blue Blue Crush, it's

1249
00:59:35,320 --> 00:59:39,760
Speaker 3: n CIS. I went through a very bad phase after

1250
00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:43,920
Speaker 3: I left Ellen, before anything else got started, where I

1251
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:46,440
Speaker 3: laid on my couch and watched n CIS all day

1252
00:59:46,480 --> 00:59:50,160
Speaker 3: every day. It was so fucking weird. But sometimes procedurals

1253
00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:53,919
Speaker 3: really get you through bad times because you know, it's

1254
00:59:53,960 --> 00:59:56,400
Speaker 3: these five people. This guy's gonna act like this, Mark

1255
00:59:56,400 --> 00:59:59,240
Speaker 3: Carmon's going to be a bitch, That guy's funny, this

1256
00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:04,360
Speaker 3: guy's young, that lady is pretty and just stands there. Yeah,

1257
01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:06,880
Speaker 3: that's really all are and it just like you can

1258
01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:07,680
Speaker 3: just rely on.

1259
01:00:07,680 --> 01:00:09,640
Speaker 2: It, right, it's oddly.

1260
01:00:09,760 --> 01:00:13,200
Speaker 6: It's kind of how it is when I watch Forensic Files.

1261
01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:17,080
Speaker 6: It is I know it's gonna get solved. It's a

1262
01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:19,080
Speaker 6: horrific thing, but I know.

1263
01:00:19,280 --> 01:00:21,280
Speaker 2: And then at the end they always have an announcement

1264
01:00:21,360 --> 01:00:25,200
Speaker 2: if it weren't for the forensic evidence and the scientists

1265
01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:31,560
Speaker 2: that skillfully tested, it also would not have been solved.

1266
01:00:31,680 --> 01:00:35,720
Speaker 3: That guy, the narrator, Yeah, he's the best. Is okay.

1267
01:00:35,920 --> 01:00:38,640
Speaker 3: Every night, so we come home from these shows over

1268
01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:41,320
Speaker 3: this weekend and every time we go on tour, and

1269
01:00:41,360 --> 01:00:43,360
Speaker 3: George and I have talked about it, we can't sleep

1270
01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:46,400
Speaker 3: because you know, we leave this show at say eleven,

1271
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:49,000
Speaker 3: Usually we go out to eat or something, go get

1272
01:00:49,040 --> 01:00:51,600
Speaker 3: drinks or she gets drinks whatever. But then we get

1273
01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:53,479
Speaker 3: back to our hotel room and we're just like, you're

1274
01:00:53,600 --> 01:00:56,680
Speaker 3: so high from meeting a bunch of people who are like,

1275
01:00:56,920 --> 01:00:58,640
Speaker 3: oh my god, this was so great. There's just all

1276
01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:01,240
Speaker 3: this positive energy coming at you for like three straight

1277
01:01:01,280 --> 01:01:04,000
Speaker 3: hours that you don't just go and like go to sleep.

1278
01:01:04,760 --> 01:01:08,080
Speaker 3: So I over this weekend, every time I got back

1279
01:01:08,080 --> 01:01:10,880
Speaker 3: to my hotel room, Forensic Files was on and it

1280
01:01:10,920 --> 01:01:12,440
Speaker 3: was I was watching it, but it was making me

1281
01:01:12,480 --> 01:01:16,640
Speaker 3: laugh because that narrator is is the best narrator of

1282
01:01:16,680 --> 01:01:20,440
Speaker 3: all time. He's so dramatic, he is so like but

1283
01:01:20,560 --> 01:01:25,920
Speaker 3: they tried the door and it wasn't locked, Like it's

1284
01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:26,959
Speaker 3: so over the top.

1285
01:01:27,240 --> 01:01:30,360
Speaker 2: And he's also a skilled annunciator. Yes, I found.

1286
01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:34,480
Speaker 6: He really delivers where it's singularly just perfect.

1287
01:01:34,600 --> 01:01:36,240
Speaker 3: He really does. He's dead now.

1288
01:01:36,480 --> 01:01:38,160
Speaker 2: He died. He died recently.

1289
01:01:38,280 --> 01:01:42,880
Speaker 6: He recently died voting accident. Really, yes, they found semen

1290
01:01:43,040 --> 01:01:44,040
Speaker 6: on the poop deck.

1291
01:01:46,640 --> 01:01:55,720
Speaker 2: Sorry of poop. I just like to say, I don't

1292
01:01:55,760 --> 01:02:02,280
Speaker 2: know how he died, probably of kanker. Sorry, can we

1293
01:02:02,320 --> 01:02:07,320
Speaker 2: do that again? Kens He was really dumb. He has

1294
01:02:07,400 --> 01:02:10,560
Speaker 2: like these weird Marty Feldman eyes. And they had to

1295
01:02:10,600 --> 01:02:17,560
Speaker 2: like hold up, look up here, okay to read everything.

1296
01:02:20,080 --> 01:02:23,600
Speaker 2: The perpetrator came in with only a knife, a knife

1297
01:02:25,440 --> 01:02:31,240
Speaker 2: himself again. Get a diaper for the voice, reset the voice,

1298
01:02:31,640 --> 01:02:33,640
Speaker 2: he said, the book. They just come in and hit

1299
01:02:33,720 --> 01:02:35,440
Speaker 2: him on the side of the head. He's shackled.

1300
01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:39,680
Speaker 3: To give him a cupcake. He gets excited. He starts

1301
01:02:39,680 --> 01:02:40,560
Speaker 3: reading again.

1302
01:02:40,480 --> 01:02:43,400
Speaker 2: And then once he reads just it's nothing but jazzy butter,

1303
01:02:46,240 --> 01:02:50,640
Speaker 2: jazzy butter. It's weird because I because of.

1304
01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:53,880
Speaker 6: That factor that not being able to sleep after because

1305
01:02:54,040 --> 01:02:57,800
Speaker 6: Bridgetown felt like that, and honestly doing stand up unless

1306
01:02:57,840 --> 01:03:00,680
Speaker 6: I do terribly, I can usually sleep after that, but

1307
01:03:00,720 --> 01:03:02,840
Speaker 6: not even then, I'm like, why did I do terrible?

1308
01:03:02,920 --> 01:03:05,400
Speaker 6: Let me stay up till three of course in my

1309
01:03:05,600 --> 01:03:09,000
Speaker 6: life that people don't understand why I sleep until ten

1310
01:03:09,040 --> 01:03:13,480
Speaker 6: and eleven, okay, sometimes noon off in one it's because

1311
01:03:13,520 --> 01:03:17,160
Speaker 6: I'm it is that energy where I just set I'm

1312
01:03:17,200 --> 01:03:19,040
Speaker 6: not I'm on a different schedule.

1313
01:03:19,200 --> 01:03:24,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a total nighttime. Like you uh, you have

1314
01:03:24,280 --> 01:03:27,880
Speaker 3: to get all your rest and you can't when your

1315
01:03:27,880 --> 01:03:30,840
Speaker 3: shows are at night. You can't. I mean it's hard

1316
01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:34,640
Speaker 3: to just come down from right from yes, you're right

1317
01:03:34,720 --> 01:03:38,720
Speaker 3: either the terribly, because it's only ever great or terrible, right,

1318
01:03:39,080 --> 01:03:41,440
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. I don't never have like

1319
01:03:41,480 --> 01:03:42,840
Speaker 3: an OK set.

1320
01:03:43,040 --> 01:03:46,400
Speaker 6: As I do it longer, I starting nab nights where

1321
01:03:46,440 --> 01:03:48,920
Speaker 6: I'm like, yeah, that's probably how it should have gone,

1322
01:03:49,680 --> 01:03:49,880
Speaker 6: you know.

1323
01:03:50,160 --> 01:03:51,560
Speaker 3: Was the energy I put into it?

1324
01:03:51,720 --> 01:03:51,959
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1325
01:03:52,120 --> 01:03:57,800
Speaker 6: Yeah, I gave it what I it received. But when

1326
01:03:58,200 --> 01:04:01,840
Speaker 6: in Bridgetown, that's how it was. Just some of my

1327
01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:05,800
Speaker 6: shows were at midnight and and then.

1328
01:04:06,040 --> 01:04:07,480
Speaker 2: I just have trouble sleeping.

1329
01:04:07,520 --> 01:04:09,360
Speaker 6: Even though there was a nice sound machine, I have

1330
01:04:09,400 --> 01:04:11,640
Speaker 6: to get one that had the sounds of waves and rain.

1331
01:04:11,720 --> 01:04:12,760
Speaker 2: Did you have that in your room?

1332
01:04:12,920 --> 01:04:13,200
Speaker 6: Oh?

1333
01:04:13,400 --> 01:04:15,840
Speaker 2: It works great, does it?

1334
01:04:15,880 --> 01:04:18,120
Speaker 6: I turned on that rain even though in Portland it's

1335
01:04:18,160 --> 01:04:21,680
Speaker 6: actually raining. Yeah, but it wasn't raining It's funny because

1336
01:04:21,680 --> 01:04:24,200
Speaker 6: when it was beautiful instead of raining, I was listening

1337
01:04:24,240 --> 01:04:25,120
Speaker 6: to the sounds.

1338
01:04:24,800 --> 01:04:28,440
Speaker 2: Of rain to fall asleep when actually there was rain. Yeah,

1339
01:04:28,480 --> 01:04:29,000
Speaker 2: it was beautiful.

1340
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:34,280
Speaker 6: App Anyway, my voice got a little nick nolty ish

1341
01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:36,720
Speaker 6: because of the hours, and I think that's why I

1342
01:04:36,760 --> 01:04:42,280
Speaker 6: got this rustic Jack Handy commercial. Yeah, because my voice

1343
01:04:42,320 --> 01:04:44,360
Speaker 6: was a little more. They do like that, and it

1344
01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:47,600
Speaker 6: happened to be what they wanted. Yeah, that's why my

1345
01:04:47,680 --> 01:04:50,479
Speaker 6: friend has there's like a voiceover guy that lives below

1346
01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:54,960
Speaker 6: her and he's constantly smoking. He's just outside smoking cigarettes

1347
01:04:55,360 --> 01:04:57,240
Speaker 6: and I'm like, that guy's crazy.

1348
01:04:57,360 --> 01:05:01,240
Speaker 2: And he's in like O R. Scrubs and because I guess.

1349
01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:06,080
Speaker 6: During the day he's just a doctor. Finally, the voiceover.

1350
01:05:05,600 --> 01:05:06,360
Speaker 2: Work picks up.

1351
01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:08,280
Speaker 3: The doctor that moonlights is a voiceover.

1352
01:05:08,560 --> 01:05:14,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like it's like Adam West Pilot or whatever.

1353
01:05:14,960 --> 01:05:18,320
Speaker 2: Look well have you seen Lookwell he's an acting teacher

1354
01:05:18,400 --> 01:05:23,200
Speaker 2: that then uh solves crimes because he used to play

1355
01:05:23,240 --> 01:05:25,200
Speaker 2: a detective. It's written by Wait.

1356
01:05:25,080 --> 01:05:27,400
Speaker 3: Is that the Batman one? I mean it's Adams.

1357
01:05:27,600 --> 01:05:28,640
Speaker 2: Yes, it's the best.

1358
01:05:28,720 --> 01:05:30,880
Speaker 3: I saw it long ago. I don't remember anyone.

1359
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:34,920
Speaker 6: Again because it is the best it's Robert Shimmel, Smigel.

1360
01:05:34,800 --> 01:05:37,440
Speaker 3: Smigle, there's both of those.

1361
01:05:37,760 --> 01:05:41,200
Speaker 6: It's Smigle, it's in Soult comic Dog and and got

1362
01:05:41,240 --> 01:05:45,320
Speaker 6: It and Conan O'Brien's before Conan was Conan.

1363
01:05:46,280 --> 01:05:49,560
Speaker 2: It's just a frely college kid, just a.

1364
01:05:49,640 --> 01:05:54,720
Speaker 3: Freakly what Yale Harvard Sarah.

1365
01:05:54,440 --> 01:05:56,480
Speaker 2: Lawrence Yale educated?

1366
01:05:56,760 --> 01:06:03,560
Speaker 6: They found semen in his orange hair. Sorry, I just wanted, well,

1367
01:06:03,600 --> 01:06:05,240
Speaker 6: that guy died. Maybe I could do that.

1368
01:06:05,840 --> 01:06:10,280
Speaker 3: You could maybe your new Forensic Files, which is a

1369
01:06:10,320 --> 01:06:11,160
Speaker 3: little bit of humor.

1370
01:06:11,360 --> 01:06:13,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, just a kiss. There's always like a pun

1371
01:06:13,560 --> 01:06:13,920
Speaker 2: of the end.

1372
01:06:14,240 --> 01:06:18,520
Speaker 3: Yes, that's how City Confidential was. Remember that one. It

1373
01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:21,720
Speaker 3: was the guy I won't ever be able to remember

1374
01:06:21,720 --> 01:06:25,640
Speaker 3: his name, but he was willing to talk like so

1375
01:06:25,680 --> 01:06:32,400
Speaker 3: he'd be like San Diego, sleepy on the coast of California.

1376
01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:35,120
Speaker 3: But sometimes remember that.

1377
01:06:35,360 --> 01:06:38,720
Speaker 2: No, no, you got to watch City Confidential, Okay, I will.

1378
01:06:38,800 --> 01:06:40,000
Speaker 2: I don't even know what it is.

1379
01:06:40,120 --> 01:06:41,880
Speaker 3: It's a true crime show like Forensic Files.

1380
01:06:41,920 --> 01:06:42,880
Speaker 2: Okay, but they do it.

1381
01:06:42,920 --> 01:06:46,000
Speaker 3: They based on they based the It's like they tell

1382
01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:48,360
Speaker 3: you all about the city the crime happened in, and

1383
01:06:48,400 --> 01:06:50,560
Speaker 3: they kind of use that and really paint the picture

1384
01:06:50,560 --> 01:06:51,120
Speaker 3: of the city.

1385
01:06:51,280 --> 01:06:54,160
Speaker 2: Oh, like the tourism bureau helped investigate.

1386
01:06:54,840 --> 01:06:58,720
Speaker 3: I think it's because on those crimes there, you know,

1387
01:06:58,920 --> 01:07:00,720
Speaker 3: you have to do a half hour show, but there's

1388
01:07:00,760 --> 01:07:04,200
Speaker 3: probably eleven minutes worth of actual crime material, so they

1389
01:07:04,280 --> 01:07:04,960
Speaker 3: have to pad it out.

1390
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:07,600
Speaker 2: So that's so funny. The body was found near the dogs.

1391
01:07:07,640 --> 01:07:11,360
Speaker 6: And if you're looking for delicious saltwater taffy, there's no

1392
01:07:11,440 --> 01:07:15,960
Speaker 6: better place than at Dog Three's Doctor Duck's taffy shot.

1393
01:07:17,120 --> 01:07:22,280
Speaker 6: H that's for a murder that was in like Monterey.

1394
01:07:22,320 --> 01:07:24,200
Speaker 6: We're getting close to your house, that's right.

1395
01:07:24,760 --> 01:07:26,560
Speaker 3: I'm very excited to be home.

1396
01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:28,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, you see your doggies.

1397
01:07:28,720 --> 01:07:32,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, those doggies my miracle of a dog sitter.

1398
01:07:32,440 --> 01:07:34,800
Speaker 2: You should open the door and see if they run

1399
01:07:34,840 --> 01:07:35,360
Speaker 2: in the street.

1400
01:07:36,120 --> 01:07:37,120
Speaker 3: Oh, they will.

1401
01:07:39,440 --> 01:07:46,720
Speaker 6: The sketch I shot in Portland, we needed. It's basically

1402
01:07:46,760 --> 01:07:52,520
Speaker 6: a dog sniper aiming across the street and the laser

1403
01:07:52,640 --> 01:07:53,800
Speaker 6: sight on the gun.

1404
01:07:55,120 --> 01:07:57,840
Speaker 2: He's trying to assassinate a cat and then the cat.

1405
01:07:57,920 --> 01:07:59,720
Speaker 2: It's what's supposed to play with this laser.

1406
01:07:59,760 --> 01:08:02,080
Speaker 6: But that's why one of the days took so long

1407
01:08:02,960 --> 01:08:06,200
Speaker 6: is these cats wouldn't They were like, yeah, I know

1408
01:08:06,240 --> 01:08:08,920
Speaker 6: what a laser is. They just look at it. And

1409
01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:11,680
Speaker 6: I thought that all cats played with those, but these

1410
01:08:11,760 --> 01:08:13,520
Speaker 6: cats either they were too skittish.

1411
01:08:13,560 --> 01:08:15,160
Speaker 2: We had three cats show up.

1412
01:08:16,720 --> 01:08:19,280
Speaker 6: And they would not play with a laser or they'd

1413
01:08:19,320 --> 01:08:22,240
Speaker 6: run away. And then Windy's dog, he has a brand

1414
01:08:22,280 --> 01:08:23,639
Speaker 6: new cute little boxer.

1415
01:08:24,360 --> 01:08:26,840
Speaker 2: He just went crazy over it and was jumping up the.

1416
01:08:26,800 --> 01:08:29,080
Speaker 3: Wall for the for the laser.

1417
01:08:29,439 --> 01:08:31,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, he loved.

1418
01:08:30,840 --> 01:08:34,200
Speaker 6: It, and so we just had to shoot an extra

1419
01:08:34,280 --> 01:08:35,519
Speaker 6: thing where it's about the jeal.

1420
01:08:35,640 --> 01:08:39,360
Speaker 2: This golden retriever across the street is jealous of the

1421
01:08:39,439 --> 01:08:42,640
Speaker 2: adorable dog. And you know you saw the shot at

1422
01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:43,280
Speaker 2: the slow motion.

1423
01:08:43,520 --> 01:08:45,240
Speaker 6: He showed me that to make sure it was working

1424
01:08:45,280 --> 01:08:48,840
Speaker 6: because it was classically dog versus cat. And now it's

1425
01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:52,800
Speaker 6: jealous old dog versus young dog and he wants to

1426
01:08:52,880 --> 01:08:53,240
Speaker 6: kill him.

1427
01:08:53,240 --> 01:08:56,160
Speaker 2: So it's a little darker, but I don't worry that

1428
01:08:56,479 --> 01:08:58,320
Speaker 2: no dogs die, no dogs were injured.

1429
01:08:58,800 --> 01:08:59,920
Speaker 3: Barker steps onto this.

1430
01:09:00,400 --> 01:09:03,360
Speaker 2: You'll have to tune in. I think I think it's

1431
01:09:03,360 --> 01:09:05,360
Speaker 2: a funnier dye thing. I'm not sure you.

1432
01:09:05,520 --> 01:09:06,240
Speaker 3: Oh that's cool.

1433
01:09:06,800 --> 01:09:10,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, I haven't done anything for them, I don't. It'd

1434
01:09:10,120 --> 01:09:11,360
Speaker 6: be nice to get in on that.

1435
01:09:11,760 --> 01:09:15,800
Speaker 3: Absolutely, they should know who you are. Yeah, they should

1436
01:09:15,520 --> 01:09:23,240
Speaker 3: f o D. You know sometimes when you're on a plane.

1437
01:09:23,280 --> 01:09:25,639
Speaker 3: This always happens from when you're going east coast back

1438
01:09:25,640 --> 01:09:28,880
Speaker 3: to west coast for me, because it always takes longer, sure,

1439
01:09:29,680 --> 01:09:31,679
Speaker 3: and it feels like you're never getting off that plane.

1440
01:09:31,680 --> 01:09:34,360
Speaker 2: So because the Earth is spending the opposite direction, is.

1441
01:09:34,320 --> 01:09:38,400
Speaker 3: That headwinds headwig the angry.

1442
01:09:38,720 --> 01:09:39,519
Speaker 2: Maybe it's just the.

1443
01:09:41,200 --> 01:09:45,679
Speaker 3: But I got on this flight. It was like ten am.

1444
01:09:45,680 --> 01:09:49,880
Speaker 3: We had to get up at seven, which sucked, got

1445
01:09:49,960 --> 01:09:53,200
Speaker 3: a te am, fell asleep, I mean, got on the plane.

1446
01:09:53,600 --> 01:09:56,640
Speaker 3: Actually bought one of those neck pillows so that I

1447
01:09:56,640 --> 01:10:00,400
Speaker 3: could go to sleep, fell asleep when I will I

1448
01:10:00,439 --> 01:10:02,280
Speaker 3: was like, oh my god, I've been sleeping for so long.

1449
01:10:02,800 --> 01:10:04,320
Speaker 3: At three more hours to go?

1450
01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:05,439
Speaker 2: Wow.

1451
01:10:05,520 --> 01:10:06,719
Speaker 3: And it was such a bummer.

1452
01:10:07,080 --> 01:10:09,160
Speaker 2: Why why did it take so long?

1453
01:10:09,200 --> 01:10:11,160
Speaker 3: It just took for It just felt like it took forever.

1454
01:10:11,240 --> 01:10:12,880
Speaker 3: It was. It was just a bummer. And I also

1455
01:10:13,240 --> 01:10:15,880
Speaker 3: I was get a window seat, and I just make

1456
01:10:15,960 --> 01:10:17,559
Speaker 3: it so that I don't move the whole time. I

1457
01:10:17,560 --> 01:10:20,080
Speaker 3: don't get up through the bathroom. I need to get drinks,

1458
01:10:20,120 --> 01:10:21,719
Speaker 3: I don't do. I don't mess around.

1459
01:10:21,800 --> 01:10:25,400
Speaker 6: I wear a stadium pell it's a catheter. You don't

1460
01:10:25,439 --> 01:10:27,120
Speaker 6: have to empty and there's a bag of pea by

1461
01:10:27,120 --> 01:10:31,479
Speaker 6: your ankle. I want to get one though, because you

1462
01:10:31,600 --> 01:10:34,760
Speaker 6: can't frequently. Yeah, it's how do you not? How do

1463
01:10:34,800 --> 01:10:36,120
Speaker 6: you make it to where you don't have to go

1464
01:10:36,160 --> 01:10:37,280
Speaker 6: to the bathroom a whole flight?

1465
01:10:38,920 --> 01:10:41,720
Speaker 3: I pee beforehand, and I don't drink a bunch of

1466
01:10:41,760 --> 01:10:43,280
Speaker 3: coffee and water beforehand either.

1467
01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:45,599
Speaker 2: Welcome to your in talk.

1468
01:10:46,720 --> 01:10:48,880
Speaker 3: You're in trouble with Chris and Karen.

1469
01:10:50,520 --> 01:10:55,360
Speaker 2: We just told stories about when it Welcome back to

1470
01:10:55,400 --> 01:10:57,720
Speaker 2: your in trouble. I was skydiving.

1471
01:10:59,040 --> 01:11:01,719
Speaker 3: I find that my urine is quite dark these days.

1472
01:11:02,400 --> 01:11:03,160
Speaker 3: I'm in trouble.

1473
01:11:03,320 --> 01:11:08,960
Speaker 2: You might be in trouble. Darkness often means liver failure.

1474
01:11:10,840 --> 01:11:14,160
Speaker 2: You don't want the dark bee Ah, here we are

1475
01:11:14,200 --> 01:11:15,240
Speaker 2: a car next year.

1476
01:11:15,520 --> 01:11:18,920
Speaker 3: Giant tree, my tree, it's my tree.

1477
01:11:19,200 --> 01:11:21,160
Speaker 2: Well, that was fun to be in the car again.

1478
01:11:21,360 --> 01:11:23,720
Speaker 3: I know that was actually great. Thank you so much

1479
01:11:23,720 --> 01:11:24,240
Speaker 3: for picking me.

1480
01:11:24,560 --> 01:11:26,320
Speaker 2: It is too we miss a thing. We had this

1481
01:11:26,360 --> 01:11:26,920
Speaker 2: all script.

1482
01:11:26,920 --> 01:11:30,519
Speaker 3: I don't oh shit, I was supposed to tell I

1483
01:11:30,560 --> 01:11:32,640
Speaker 3: was supposed to recite that poem.

1484
01:11:32,240 --> 01:11:34,400
Speaker 2: Ah nuts. Well, next time we'll get that.

1485
01:11:34,360 --> 01:11:40,200
Speaker 3: Poem, oh nuts. I will tell you this uh. Our

1486
01:11:41,320 --> 01:11:44,439
Speaker 3: theory and theme of this podcast of picking people up

1487
01:11:44,760 --> 01:11:48,120
Speaker 3: when they get home, usually get home from comedy. I

1488
01:11:48,160 --> 01:11:52,240
Speaker 3: still believe in it because I've the last I've been

1489
01:11:52,280 --> 01:11:55,599
Speaker 3: traveling for the past four months doing this tour. Every

1490
01:11:55,680 --> 01:11:57,559
Speaker 3: time I get back, I get into a fucking uber

1491
01:11:58,200 --> 01:12:00,599
Speaker 3: with some dude that's wearing a tonical and it makes

1492
01:12:00,600 --> 01:12:03,719
Speaker 3: me want to cry and I just go into my house.

1493
01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:06,120
Speaker 6: It is the best idea, and everyone knows it's the

1494
01:12:06,160 --> 01:12:06,719
Speaker 6: best idea.

1495
01:12:06,800 --> 01:12:08,800
Speaker 3: It's to get picked up from the airport by your

1496
01:12:08,800 --> 01:12:11,360
Speaker 3: friend after you've been traveling is really nice.

1497
01:12:11,520 --> 01:12:13,519
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was hard to execute, or maybe it just

1498
01:12:13,560 --> 01:12:15,479
Speaker 6: seemed daunting because we were trying to do it every

1499
01:12:15,520 --> 01:12:19,200
Speaker 6: week and we were like, screw this. It was definitely daunting,

1500
01:12:19,320 --> 01:12:21,680
Speaker 6: and we can make a better decision after hearing the

1501
01:12:21,720 --> 01:12:22,400
Speaker 6: sound quality.

1502
01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:24,439
Speaker 2: But I think it'll be good. I think mainly my

1503
01:12:24,600 --> 01:12:27,240
Speaker 2: issue right now is I'm wearing very cheap earphone, so

1504
01:12:27,240 --> 01:12:28,960
Speaker 2: I'm not getting a good sense of how it's going

1505
01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:31,280
Speaker 2: to sound. Oh okay, but it's gonna sound like we're

1506
01:12:31,280 --> 01:12:31,760
Speaker 2: in a car.

1507
01:12:31,920 --> 01:12:33,040
Speaker 3: Fuck yeah we were.

1508
01:12:33,360 --> 01:12:36,960
Speaker 2: Fuck yeah we still are right to this moment.

1509
01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:41,280
Speaker 3: Well, thanks for listening, Thanks for sticking by us all

1510
01:12:41,320 --> 01:12:42,559
Speaker 3: through thick and thin.

1511
01:12:42,840 --> 01:12:46,040
Speaker 6: Yes, thank you for and hopefully I'm back after my surgery.

1512
01:12:46,280 --> 01:12:48,439
Speaker 3: Chris, you're going to be back, I know. And not

1513
01:12:48,520 --> 01:12:52,120
Speaker 3: only are you going to be back, you're going to around.

1514
01:12:52,320 --> 01:12:57,360
Speaker 2: I'm going to be back and black yeah, guitar, look

1515
01:12:57,400 --> 01:12:58,679
Speaker 2: into my pants. Bigger dick.

1516
01:13:01,479 --> 01:13:02,479
Speaker 3: You're in trouble.

1517
01:13:04,920 --> 01:13:07,080
Speaker 2: It's a bigger dick, but it won't stop paying.

1518
01:13:11,840 --> 01:13:14,760
Speaker 3: Doctor. What kind of surgery was that? My hap still hurt?

1519
01:13:15,960 --> 01:13:20,639
Speaker 2: It was a penis shrinking surgery, the first of its kind.

1520
01:13:21,240 --> 01:13:33,200
Speaker 3: And I double bladdered you while I was in there.

1521
01:13:28,960 --> 01:13:31,080
Speaker 2: A bag boy? Do you want to be double bladdered?

1522
01:13:32,240 --> 01:13:33,160
Speaker 3: Okay, sounds good?

1523
01:13:33,280 --> 01:13:33,800
Speaker 2: Sounds good?

1524
01:13:35,520 --> 01:13:37,120
Speaker 3: All right, well, thanks for listening.

1525
01:13:36,840 --> 01:13:39,320
Speaker 2: To, Thank you for listening to Do you need a ride?

1526
01:13:39,640 --> 01:13:41,720
Speaker 2: D y n a r.

1527
01:13:43,840 --> 01:13:49,320
Speaker 3: Oh, My neighbor was gonna be so man I Ean.

1528
01:13:49,920 --> 01:13:51,800
Speaker 3: You wanna way back?

1529
01:13:52,560 --> 01:13:57,680
Speaker 4: Either way you want to be there, doesn't matter how

1530
01:13:57,760 --> 01:14:04,160
Speaker 4: much baggage you time and a urmanol and gay.

1531
01:14:04,720 --> 01:14:09,200
Speaker 5: We want to send you off InStyle. Do you want

1532
01:14:09,240 --> 01:14:14,160
Speaker 5: to welcome you back home? Tell us all about it?

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Speaker 3: We scared her? Was it fine? Malcourn? Do you need

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Speaker 3: to ride?

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01:14:36,680 --> 01:14:39,960
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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01:14:40,600 --> 01:14:41,920
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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01:14:42,560 --> 01:14:43,960
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

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01:14:44,520 --> 01:14:46,360
Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need With Karen

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Speaker 2: and Criss four