Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my Strubberry letter for today's subject
Speaker 1: my stepmama, baby mama and first lady that is the
Speaker 1: second but right, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. This is a
Speaker 1: doozy right here right now though it's a king of pranks.
Speaker 1: Neph you Timmy with today's prank phone call. What you
Speaker 1: got now? House party at Glinda's. Mhmm at Glinda's check
Speaker 1: it out. Hello, Hello, hey man, y'all need me to
Speaker 1: brace some ice over there? Yeah? Man, we can, we
Speaker 1: can use some ice over here. Hey, this is Lawrence Man.
Speaker 1: I was trying to see, uh, if y'all need somebody,
Speaker 1: what kind of beer should I bring? But y'all want
Speaker 1: some beer? Man? Everybody over here pretty much? Do? Bud
Speaker 1: Wiser Man? Who'd you said? This? Was again the Lawrence
Speaker 1: This Lawrence Man. I read it to your wife at
Speaker 1: the supermarket and she was telling me, y'all was, you know,
Speaker 1: getting together, And she told me to, you know, come
Speaker 1: on through about as some time. So I didn't want
Speaker 1: to just come through that without nothings, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I want to, you know, come through the hand.
Speaker 1: They're looking disrespectful man. Yeah, yeah, I'll feel it. Man.
Speaker 1: We just we pretty much over there, just kicking and
Speaker 1: watching the game. Man, you can you know some beer,
Speaker 1: some ice that is, that'd be good, right Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: cool man, we'll listen. Um. I mean, I mean people
Speaker 1: are gonna I want to make sure I'll bring enough stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but who who'd you? I can I can here? Man?
Speaker 1: Who'd you say this was? Again? Though? My name is Lawrence. Man,
Speaker 1: my name is Lawn. I went to uh, I went
Speaker 1: to school with Glenda. Okay, you want to see the
Speaker 1: school Glenda? Okay, Lawrence? Huh yeah, yeah we went. We
Speaker 1: went to school together, so you know we we I
Speaker 1: ain't seeing there like man, I swear I've been like
Speaker 1: fifteen twenty years, you know what I mean ironically. You know,
Speaker 1: I just got back to town, you know, two weeks ago,
Speaker 1: and to you know, running to a classmate. I was
Speaker 1: like wow, but but you know, uh, she invited me.
Speaker 1: All man, I ain't been nowhere since I got here,
Speaker 1: so you know it's cool just to get out a
Speaker 1: little bit. So you know, you say, bub wise and
Speaker 1: I bring some ice, man, So yeah, we could, we could.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna bring a couple of cases. That's cool. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: that's that's cool. But you you say, Glenda, what y'all
Speaker 1: y'all y'all went to high school the college and what
Speaker 1: you what you meet her at? I don't know? Me
Speaker 1: and me and good with the high school together? Dog,
Speaker 1: you went to high school together. Yeah, I'm back in
Speaker 1: the day. You know what I'm saying. Okay, you say
Speaker 1: what you say? You said your name Lawrence, Yeah, Lawrence, Lawrence. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we went to high school together. Man, that was you
Speaker 1: know that, man, Glenna still look good that I don't
Speaker 1: all been married and we've been married for about sixteen years. Man, Wow, wow, wow, Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, man,
Speaker 1: you did good. Man. I hate I messed it up,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? But you know it's it's
Speaker 1: neither here nor that, man. But this is ironic that
Speaker 1: I ran into him. Man, So I just appreciated the
Speaker 1: invite I saw. I saw Glenda. Man, you know your
Speaker 1: girl looking good. Man, I ain't seen it in a
Speaker 1: long time, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, Yo, man,
Speaker 1: do let's back up a minute. Man, what do you
Speaker 1: mean you you hate you mess that up? What do
Speaker 1: you mean by that, but no, that's no. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: my bad dog, I'm thinking you familiar with my name. No.
Speaker 1: Um see, Glenda was Glenda was my high school sweetheart.
Speaker 1: You know. We dated from from ninth grade to the
Speaker 1: twelfth grade. Man, we went from together. All right, right,
Speaker 1: look all right now, I see um you know, man,
Speaker 1: I'm let me see. I don't know, I don't know
Speaker 1: what Glinda where. She meant by by telling you you
Speaker 1: could come through the crib, bro, but you you can't
Speaker 1: come through my house, dog. I mean I didn't. I
Speaker 1: didn't have mine back in the day, and and she
Speaker 1: might have had hers, bro, But you you can't come
Speaker 1: over my house, dude. Okay, ok hold hold hold hola,
Speaker 1: hola man nah. Glinda then invited me and I'm coming.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know what what the hostility is,
Speaker 1: but man, but I'm I'm coming to the house. You ain't.
Speaker 1: You ain't coming to my house. Dog, Hey, dog, listen
Speaker 1: to me, man, I'm nothing to city and go back
Speaker 1: and forth with you. I would have ran into glennon
Speaker 1: this though. Glenna said she you know, it was good
Speaker 1: to see me, you know, come through the night. I said, cool,
Speaker 1: you know, and she gave me the number, asking you
Speaker 1: what else I should you know? What else I should
Speaker 1: get you? Know? So I'm calling you saying, hey, man,
Speaker 1: you want some lice and some beer. I'm gonna roll through. Man,
Speaker 1: it's just a party. Dog. You insecure? What's what's up? Insecure? Listen?
Speaker 1: Listen to me, Dog, I'm gonna I'm gonna go and
Speaker 1: get Glinda, all right, and and then it because right
Speaker 1: here don't make sense to me. Do what you mean?
Speaker 1: Glenna invited you to the house, and I'm telling you
Speaker 1: right now, you ain't coming to my house. Bro, If
Speaker 1: you come to my house, she's gonna get you up.
Speaker 1: So what you what? You're threatening me? Now? Dog, that's
Speaker 1: what I'm doing. You who wish you don't? I'm first?
Speaker 1: That's who I am. Don't I would remember, dost I'm
Speaker 1: our first. I'm the one she really remember? You mean
Speaker 1: you don't want she really remember? I'm my first? Dog?
Speaker 1: Se man, I look, man, I like I said, you
Speaker 1: bring your pump over to my house and it's gonna
Speaker 1: be my tweet way nothing all right? Own, my boys
Speaker 1: over here, we're kicking it all right. You bring over here,
Speaker 1: you're gonna leave, I promise you that. I'll tell you what, man,
Speaker 1: I'll be over there because Glenda the one invited me,
Speaker 1: and I'm showing up. And if you start tripping with me,
Speaker 1: guess what, dog, it's only in popping. One thing I
Speaker 1: ain't forgot is my first love and my first love
Speaker 1: that invited me to the house. And I can't. I
Speaker 1: can't even deal with it right here, bro, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell no you you obviously you don't spokes to Glenda.
Speaker 1: You know what I live like, you show you up.
Speaker 1: I want you to come on. I want you to
Speaker 1: come on over. And you show up like I said,
Speaker 1: you show up and thing going on? I promise you that, brother,
Speaker 1: is this whatever? Then? Man? It's whatever? Hey bro, look
Speaker 1: look man, me and my boys over here, we just
Speaker 1: waiting on. We're just waiting on that. All you gotta
Speaker 1: do is make the move right all you want to
Speaker 1: make it. I'll tell you what, man, I'm just let
Speaker 1: me call Glenda. So I need to call Glenda because
Speaker 1: see see see Glenna. Let me get Glenda. Who you
Speaker 1: don't you? I'm gonna tell you one montime. I am
Speaker 1: Glenda's first and and it's sound like I might be
Speaker 1: her last. Her everything must be out his mind. See low, listen,
Speaker 1: I got this pot on the phone. But Rick, yo, yo, dog,
Speaker 1: he let me ask you this hire man. You don't
Speaker 1: even know what Glenda spotted? Do you do you? What
Speaker 1: the I know where her spotted? What the are you? Dog?
Speaker 1: What the I think this she is? Bro? Hey man?
Speaker 1: How you bring up over here? I don't want you
Speaker 1: to show up at my You call me with this
Speaker 1: stupid bro you're talking about my girl? My girl? Spot
Speaker 1: you come, but I want to see you at the
Speaker 1: crib right now, bron get your to no whip right now.
Speaker 1: You drive down the mike and I'm you up. Bro.
Speaker 1: You ain't gonna do nothing to me what I said.
Speaker 1: You ain't gonna do no nothing to say? You run.
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna do nothing to you. I trump you
Speaker 1: bring over here, but I'm telling you're not going home. Dogs,
Speaker 1: You're not going up whatever. I got one more thing
Speaker 1: I want to say to you? Is you listen? My girl?
Speaker 1: I got one more thing I want to say to you, though?
Speaker 1: Is you listening to me? I'm not listening to you,
Speaker 1: a man. Is you listening? Is you listen? Because ever,
Speaker 1: dearly you ain't. Are you listening to me. You want
Speaker 1: to say, this is nephew Tommy from the Steve harby
Speaker 1: in Morning Show. You just got pranked by your wife Glenda.
Speaker 1: You see I'm playing, man, you know what I'm playing.
Speaker 1: Kill y'all on that. I'm so glad this is Joe Bryan.
Speaker 1: I'm telling because I gotta ask you. But I gotta
Speaker 1: ask you one more thing though, what is what is
Speaker 1: the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in
Speaker 1: the land, Steve Harvey Morning Show. Baby. And that's how
Speaker 1: you frank somebody. You understand that we know you know
Speaker 1: how to prank. Okay, let's let you all know. I know.
Speaker 1: That's how I get down. That's how I frank. Let
Speaker 1: me say this. It is Monday. I am happy and excited.
Speaker 1: Tomorrow It's the premiere of the show Ready to Love.
Speaker 1: It's going down baby, tomorrow night ten Eastern, nine Central
Speaker 1: on own. Ladies. Ladies, Ladies, y'all got to tune in
Speaker 1: because this is a show for you. I promise you.
Speaker 1: Every week you're gonna be looking for what's happening next.
Speaker 1: I promise you. It's gonna be clippers, It's gonna be
Speaker 1: everything twisting turns you are you are? Promise you you're
Speaker 1: ready to love when you see this? Ready to Love
Speaker 1: Atlanta tomorrow night. What y'all think, y'all? Y'all? What y'all
Speaker 1: glued to the tv? Yeah? We're happy and other people
Speaker 1: ruining their lives. I can't wait to see this. Do
Speaker 1: you mean by by getting love in their low love?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm not all into that, but I
Speaker 1: love to see people going that direction. I can't wait.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be there every week, every Ready to Love
Speaker 1: tonight on on Torow Tomorrow, ten Eastern, ninth Central. Wow, alright, nephew,
Speaker 1: thank you. Up next Strawberry letters, subject my Stepmama, baby
Speaker 1: Mama and first Lady. Right after this