WEBVTT - House Party At Glenda's

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after. It's my Strubberry letter for today's subject

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<v Speaker 1>my stepmama, baby mama and first lady that is the

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<v Speaker 1>second but right, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. This is a

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<v Speaker 1>doozy right here right now though it's a king of pranks.

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<v Speaker 1>Neph you Timmy with today's prank phone call. What you

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<v Speaker 1>got now? House party at Glinda's. Mhmm at Glinda's check

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<v Speaker 1>it out. Hello, Hello, hey man, y'all need me to

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<v Speaker 1>brace some ice over there? Yeah? Man, we can, we

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<v Speaker 1>can use some ice over here. Hey, this is Lawrence Man.

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<v Speaker 1>I was trying to see, uh, if y'all need somebody,

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<v Speaker 1>what kind of beer should I bring? But y'all want

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<v Speaker 1>some beer? Man? Everybody over here pretty much? Do? Bud

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<v Speaker 1>Wiser Man? Who'd you said? This? Was again the Lawrence

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<v Speaker 1>This Lawrence Man. I read it to your wife at

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<v Speaker 1>the supermarket and she was telling me, y'all was, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>getting together, And she told me to, you know, come

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<v Speaker 1>on through about as some time. So I didn't want

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<v Speaker 1>to just come through that without nothings, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying. I want to, you know, come through the hand.

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<v Speaker 1>They're looking disrespectful man. Yeah, yeah, I'll feel it. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>We just we pretty much over there, just kicking and

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<v Speaker 1>watching the game. Man, you can you know some beer,

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<v Speaker 1>some ice that is, that'd be good, right Okay, okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>cool man, we'll listen. Um. I mean, I mean people

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<v Speaker 1>are gonna I want to make sure I'll bring enough stuff. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but who who'd you? I can I can here? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>Who'd you say this was? Again? Though? My name is Lawrence. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>my name is Lawn. I went to uh, I went

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<v Speaker 1>to school with Glenda. Okay, you want to see the

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<v Speaker 1>school Glenda? Okay, Lawrence? Huh yeah, yeah we went. We

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<v Speaker 1>went to school together, so you know we we I

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<v Speaker 1>ain't seeing there like man, I swear I've been like

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<v Speaker 1>fifteen twenty years, you know what I mean ironically. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I just got back to town, you know, two weeks ago,

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<v Speaker 1>and to you know, running to a classmate. I was

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<v Speaker 1>like wow, but but you know, uh, she invited me.

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<v Speaker 1>All man, I ain't been nowhere since I got here,

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<v Speaker 1>so you know it's cool just to get out a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit. So you know, you say, bub wise and

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<v Speaker 1>I bring some ice, man, So yeah, we could, we could.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna bring a couple of cases. That's cool. Yeah, man,

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's cool. But you you say, Glenda, what y'all

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<v Speaker 1>y'all y'all went to high school the college and what

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<v Speaker 1>you what you meet her at? I don't know? Me

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<v Speaker 1>and me and good with the high school together? Dog,

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<v Speaker 1>you went to high school together. Yeah, I'm back in

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<v Speaker 1>the day. You know what I'm saying. Okay, you say

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<v Speaker 1>what you say? You said your name Lawrence, Yeah, Lawrence, Lawrence. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we went to high school together. Man, that was you

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<v Speaker 1>know that, man, Glenna still look good that I don't

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<v Speaker 1>all been married and we've been married for about sixteen years. Man, Wow, wow, wow, Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, man,

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<v Speaker 1>you did good. Man. I hate I messed it up,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean? But you know it's it's

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<v Speaker 1>neither here nor that, man. But this is ironic that

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<v Speaker 1>I ran into him. Man, So I just appreciated the

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<v Speaker 1>invite I saw. I saw Glenda. Man, you know your

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<v Speaker 1>girl looking good. Man, I ain't seen it in a

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<v Speaker 1>long time, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, Yo, man,

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<v Speaker 1>do let's back up a minute. Man, what do you

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<v Speaker 1>mean you you hate you mess that up? What do

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<v Speaker 1>you mean by that, but no, that's no. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>my bad dog, I'm thinking you familiar with my name. No.

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<v Speaker 1>Um see, Glenda was Glenda was my high school sweetheart.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. We dated from from ninth grade to the

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<v Speaker 1>twelfth grade. Man, we went from together. All right, right,

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<v Speaker 1>look all right now, I see um you know, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm let me see. I don't know, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what Glinda where. She meant by by telling you you

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<v Speaker 1>could come through the crib, bro, but you you can't

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<v Speaker 1>come through my house, dog. I mean I didn't. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't have mine back in the day, and and she

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<v Speaker 1>might have had hers, bro, But you you can't come

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<v Speaker 1>over my house, dude. Okay, ok hold hold hold hola,

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<v Speaker 1>hola man nah. Glinda then invited me and I'm coming.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I don't know what what the hostility is,

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<v Speaker 1>but man, but I'm I'm coming to the house. You ain't.

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<v Speaker 1>You ain't coming to my house. Dog, Hey, dog, listen

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<v Speaker 1>to me, man, I'm nothing to city and go back

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<v Speaker 1>and forth with you. I would have ran into glennon

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<v Speaker 1>this though. Glenna said she you know, it was good

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<v Speaker 1>to see me, you know, come through the night. I said, cool,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, and she gave me the number, asking you

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<v Speaker 1>what else I should you know? What else I should

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<v Speaker 1>get you? Know? So I'm calling you saying, hey, man,

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<v Speaker 1>you want some lice and some beer. I'm gonna roll through. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just a party. Dog. You insecure? What's what's up? Insecure? Listen?

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<v Speaker 1>Listen to me, Dog, I'm gonna I'm gonna go and

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<v Speaker 1>get Glinda, all right, and and then it because right

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<v Speaker 1>here don't make sense to me. Do what you mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Glenna invited you to the house, and I'm telling you

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<v Speaker 1>right now, you ain't coming to my house. Bro, If

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<v Speaker 1>you come to my house, she's gonna get you up.

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<v Speaker 1>So what you what? You're threatening me? Now? Dog, that's

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm doing. You who wish you don't? I'm first?

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<v Speaker 1>That's who I am. Don't I would remember, dost I'm

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<v Speaker 1>our first. I'm the one she really remember? You mean

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<v Speaker 1>you don't want she really remember? I'm my first? Dog?

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<v Speaker 1>Se man, I look, man, I like I said, you

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<v Speaker 1>bring your pump over to my house and it's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be my tweet way nothing all right? Own, my boys

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<v Speaker 1>over here, we're kicking it all right. You bring over here,

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna leave, I promise you that. I'll tell you what, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be over there because Glenda the one invited me,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm showing up. And if you start tripping with me,

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<v Speaker 1>guess what, dog, it's only in popping. One thing I

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<v Speaker 1>ain't forgot is my first love and my first love

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<v Speaker 1>that invited me to the house. And I can't. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't even deal with it right here, bro, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>tell no you you obviously you don't spokes to Glenda.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I live like, you show you up.

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<v Speaker 1>I want you to come on. I want you to

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<v Speaker 1>come on over. And you show up like I said,

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<v Speaker 1>you show up and thing going on? I promise you that, brother,

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<v Speaker 1>is this whatever? Then? Man? It's whatever? Hey bro, look

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<v Speaker 1>look man, me and my boys over here, we just

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<v Speaker 1>waiting on. We're just waiting on that. All you gotta

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<v Speaker 1>do is make the move right all you want to

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<v Speaker 1>make it. I'll tell you what, man, I'm just let

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<v Speaker 1>me call Glenda. So I need to call Glenda because

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<v Speaker 1>see see see Glenna. Let me get Glenda. Who you

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<v Speaker 1>don't you? I'm gonna tell you one montime. I am

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<v Speaker 1>Glenda's first and and it's sound like I might be

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<v Speaker 1>her last. Her everything must be out his mind. See low, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I got this pot on the phone. But Rick, yo, yo, dog,

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<v Speaker 1>he let me ask you this hire man. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>even know what Glenda spotted? Do you do you? What

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<v Speaker 1>the I know where her spotted? What the are you? Dog?

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<v Speaker 1>What the I think this she is? Bro? Hey man?

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<v Speaker 1>How you bring up over here? I don't want you

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<v Speaker 1>to show up at my You call me with this

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<v Speaker 1>stupid bro you're talking about my girl? My girl? Spot

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<v Speaker 1>you come, but I want to see you at the

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<v Speaker 1>crib right now, bron get your to no whip right now.

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<v Speaker 1>You drive down the mike and I'm you up. Bro.

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<v Speaker 1>You ain't gonna do nothing to me what I said.

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<v Speaker 1>You ain't gonna do no nothing to say? You run.

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't gonna do nothing to you. I trump you

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<v Speaker 1>bring over here, but I'm telling you're not going home. Dogs,

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<v Speaker 1>You're not going up whatever. I got one more thing

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<v Speaker 1>I want to say to you? Is you listen? My girl?

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<v Speaker 1>I got one more thing I want to say to you, though?

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<v Speaker 1>Is you listening to me? I'm not listening to you,

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<v Speaker 1>a man. Is you listening? Is you listen? Because ever,

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<v Speaker 1>dearly you ain't. Are you listening to me. You want

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<v Speaker 1>to say, this is nephew Tommy from the Steve harby

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<v Speaker 1>in Morning Show. You just got pranked by your wife Glenda.

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<v Speaker 1>You see I'm playing, man, you know what I'm playing.

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<v Speaker 1>Kill y'all on that. I'm so glad this is Joe Bryan.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling because I gotta ask you. But I gotta

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<v Speaker 1>ask you one more thing though, what is what is

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<v Speaker 1>the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in

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<v Speaker 1>the land, Steve Harvey Morning Show. Baby. And that's how

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<v Speaker 1>you frank somebody. You understand that we know you know

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<v Speaker 1>how to prank. Okay, let's let you all know. I know.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how I get down. That's how I frank. Let

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<v Speaker 1>me say this. It is Monday. I am happy and excited.

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<v Speaker 1>Tomorrow It's the premiere of the show Ready to Love.

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<v Speaker 1>It's going down baby, tomorrow night ten Eastern, nine Central

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<v Speaker 1>on own. Ladies. Ladies, Ladies, y'all got to tune in

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<v Speaker 1>because this is a show for you. I promise you.

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<v Speaker 1>Every week you're gonna be looking for what's happening next.

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<v Speaker 1>I promise you. It's gonna be clippers, It's gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>everything twisting turns you are you are? Promise you you're

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<v Speaker 1>ready to love when you see this? Ready to Love

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<v Speaker 1>Atlanta tomorrow night. What y'all think, y'all? Y'all? What y'all

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<v Speaker 1>glued to the tv? Yeah? We're happy and other people

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<v Speaker 1>ruining their lives. I can't wait to see this. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you mean by by getting love in their low love?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I'm not all into that, but I

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<v Speaker 1>love to see people going that direction. I can't wait.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be there every week, every Ready to Love

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<v Speaker 1>tonight on on Torow Tomorrow, ten Eastern, ninth Central. Wow, alright, nephew,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. Up next Strawberry letters, subject my Stepmama, baby

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<v Speaker 1>Mama and first Lady. Right after this