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Speaker 1: who is it? Hello? Who who am I fishing with? Please?

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Speaker 1: who is Officer Dan. I am Officer daniels Man. Yes,

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Speaker 1: driver's license is Kenny. Kenny, and he's with you now.

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Speaker 1: Officer Brian in your car. It was good that Did

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Speaker 1: you say Tim again? Did you say somebody's with Kenny

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, man, them, I don't cause you're learned about

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Speaker 1: And ain't they they's been calling me to with me

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Speaker 1: I bet you. I better not be here. It's better

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Speaker 1: not be here. I'm all my way. I'll be there

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Speaker 1: That was with Kenny. Let me call my do she

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Speaker 1: who this other gentleman? Do you know Nephew Tommy? I

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Speaker 1: don't care. I know Nephew Tommy, Nephew Tommy SYNTHI this

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Speaker 1: man who got you? Got you ain't kidnedy me. Was

419
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:36,480
Speaker 1: just gonna happen to Kenny. Nephew Timmy has to go

420
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:40,320
Speaker 1: down to bank head in two eighty five. When he

421
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Speaker 1: gets home, he's still on it. Oh my god, you aren't.

422
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:48,720
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Now I'm gonna check. What are you

423
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:54,080
Speaker 1: at times? Oh man? He told me, he said, Man,

424
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:58,280
Speaker 1: my wife, don't play, he said, man to prank my wife.

425
00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:02,000
Speaker 1: You aren't Synthy. I'm good time, I'm doing I'm doing

426
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:06,600
Speaker 1: what para though he didn't work. Weren't work here, work here,

427
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:13,880
Speaker 1: work here? Your call at work? He worked? He did again? Worth, Hey, baby,

428
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:16,760
Speaker 1: tell me what's the baddest radio show in the land,

429
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:22,520
Speaker 1: Steve Howding Lord it shows I don't know. All right, Uh,

430
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:25,040
Speaker 1: we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right

431
00:27:25,119 --> 00:27:40,800
Speaker 1: after this man book a man boot uh one squeet

432
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:54,200
Speaker 1: man booh man boot once squee man man talking about

433
00:27:54,280 --> 00:28:03,600
Speaker 1: these man and man man, I've got these men who

434
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:11,959
Speaker 1: see them best when my shoes is nigga secret needs

435
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:19,440
Speaker 1: that's a man boo size eatingly don't excile and your

436
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:29,560
Speaker 1: big as down. You know them well what they are

437
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:36,480
Speaker 1: a blo does everybody else your t t needs a

438
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Speaker 1: ron Yeah, yeah, ch you man boh white, squeet man

439
00:28:54,520 --> 00:29:06,760
Speaker 1: booboo ah white sweet man both talking about these man

440
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:27,040
Speaker 1: booths man, I've got these man. Man. What set you're

441
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:34,680
Speaker 1: listening to? All right, Stephen, the guys, Uh, this is

442
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:38,080
Speaker 1: this is a segment Jay Rode called your halfway to

443
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:41,440
Speaker 1: work When you realize things happened to you, get up,

444
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:46,120
Speaker 1: you been there halfway to halfway. You get up, you

445
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:50,400
Speaker 1: you got your clothes on, and then you realize you

446
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:56,000
Speaker 1: halfway to work. You good? Well you Sometimes you pulled

447
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:59,840
Speaker 1: up at work, yeah, and you realize and sing wow

448
00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:04,520
Speaker 1: you halfway to work, and you realize damn this Saturday,

449
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:11,160
Speaker 1: I should be going that way. You were going that

450
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:15,720
Speaker 1: way so so often. Man. Yeah, I didn't be halfway

451
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:19,040
Speaker 1: to work. I didn't been halfway to work and realize

452
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:25,000
Speaker 1: my phone. Who was on my nice thing? I didn't

453
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:28,200
Speaker 1: call and say I just ain't gonna make it to

454
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:33,480
Speaker 1: go back. Didn't get this phone half at home. Yeah,

455
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:35,560
Speaker 1: you can't leave your phone out. No, you can't leave

456
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:41,520
Speaker 1: your phone. No, you are our radio show for four hours.

457
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:50,440
Speaker 1: No on this radio and that phone just out there anywhere. Yeah,

458
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:53,560
Speaker 1: it's not anywhere. It's that you. Let me just say

459
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:55,640
Speaker 1: this color. If he don't go get that phone, he

460
00:30:55,800 --> 00:31:02,320
Speaker 1: can't do the next day. Okay, I got it. You

461
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:05,720
Speaker 1: got to go get that phone. You have way to work, huh.

462
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:12,280
Speaker 1: I turn, I hadn't left the baby at the house.

463
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:23,800
Speaker 1: Left the baby you got on your phone up the bay.

464
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:26,320
Speaker 1: Remember I was saying my mom, I was working. I

465
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:28,160
Speaker 1: ain't gonna kill me because I was half way to work,

466
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:32,760
Speaker 1: realized I had left the front door wide. People just

467
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:39,160
Speaker 1: ding by looking in the house. You all dressed up,

468
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:41,200
Speaker 1: and you look down right, you got your tie on,

469
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:44,160
Speaker 1: your jacket on, you look down. You still got on

470
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:54,360
Speaker 1: your pajama pants. Dress. What is going on with my life? Man?

471
00:31:56,160 --> 00:32:00,000
Speaker 1: You have way to work and then realized I didn't

472
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:06,480
Speaker 1: brush none of my damn? What is this? Something smetting that? Damn?

473
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:16,960
Speaker 1: It is me me, it's hey ja Tommy. Huh. I

474
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:20,960
Speaker 1: would have been halfway to work and didn't realize when

475
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,240
Speaker 1: I get to work, I would have to borrow some money.

476
00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:30,240
Speaker 1: My damn was imnna have to borrow from somebody? Yeah,

477
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:36,080
Speaker 1: somebody I got wanted to kill you. This was back

478
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:38,000
Speaker 1: in the day. I've been on my way to work

479
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:40,560
Speaker 1: and forgot that. I didn't even go home that night.

480
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:46,320
Speaker 1: Oh you didn't check in. I got some people looking

481
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 1: for people. You didn't do. I just had to go

482
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:56,280
Speaker 1: to work from where I walked. You never made it

483
00:32:56,360 --> 00:33:04,440
Speaker 1: back home? No love it? Yeah, you half way to

484
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:10,600
Speaker 1: work and you realize I had this on yesterday night though.

485
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:17,280
Speaker 1: That's house the night before when you knew you I

486
00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:21,120
Speaker 1: have told I told my ex wife that I fell

487
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:24,880
Speaker 1: asleep at the job in the parking lot, and Jeff

488
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:26,680
Speaker 1: woke up and went on back into the word. I

489
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:30,000
Speaker 1: was so tired. I was so tired. I was so tired. Yeah,

490
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:38,680
Speaker 1: I've done that'll be halfway to work and realize it's Sunday. Yeah, Sunday.

491
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 1: Can't you listening to the jokes? Yeah you got one. Yeah.

492
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:51,400
Speaker 1: I've been halfway to work and realized I don't even

493
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:57,000
Speaker 1: work here no more. I d behind him to a job.

494
00:33:57,080 --> 00:34:00,640
Speaker 1: I quit. I've done that. I don't even work here

495
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:03,600
Speaker 1: no more. World, it's out of heaven. I'm going back, Julie,

496
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:06,560
Speaker 1: I did this. I don't drove halfway to work and

497
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:12,960
Speaker 1: decided halfway I'm quitting. Yeah, I ain't doing that, and

498
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:16,760
Speaker 1: just immediately slowed down. Why am I rushing? I'm wanting

499
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:20,360
Speaker 1: to quit today? You're gonna quit today? Oh? How about

500
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:23,520
Speaker 1: just one? How about just you halfway to work? You're

501
00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:26,520
Speaker 1: driving right, you look down and you say to yourself,

502
00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:29,919
Speaker 1: I am not gonna make it all day in these

503
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:32,680
Speaker 1: new shoes. It's not gonna happen. It's not gonna happen. Yeah,

504
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:36,480
Speaker 1: he quit, take these off. Yeah you're gonna you're gonna

505
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:41,920
Speaker 1: need a butcher knife so you know, bad out hurt

506
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:46,160
Speaker 1: my feet, they ain't gonna do it. You ever got

507
00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:48,479
Speaker 1: halfway to work? This ain't really funny. It's just true.

508
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:50,640
Speaker 1: You ever got halfway to work and realize you don't

509
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:54,640
Speaker 1: like what you got on. Oh yeah, yeah, because your

510
00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:57,120
Speaker 1: whole day will be messed up if you don't like

511
00:34:57,280 --> 00:35:00,879
Speaker 1: what you got on. You got feel y, man? Yeah?

512
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:03,040
Speaker 1: You ever put something on and had to just tug

513
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:07,399
Speaker 1: on it all day? Yeah? Just be pulling on it. Yeah,

514
00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:10,560
Speaker 1: you gotta sit a certain way for it to look

515
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:16,040
Speaker 1: just right. Yeah, that's an uncomfortable feeling comfortable. Now, have

516
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:21,600
Speaker 1: you gone back home to change? No, I'm gonna go

517
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:25,160
Speaker 1: back to you. Ain't gone nothing else, but you gotta

518
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:28,839
Speaker 1: go back. Get that phone, Tommy do okay? Yeah at

519
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:34,360
Speaker 1: the hard household that everybody Tommy. My wife has my coat,

520
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:42,840
Speaker 1: you know, my kids, my assistant got the cold. To

521
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:47,239
Speaker 1: my phone, I got my deeply in love you are, Yeah,

522
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:50,799
Speaker 1: deeply in love. I love seeing love. Bless you though, man,

523
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:54,879
Speaker 1: see that kind of stuff. I just ain't doing nothing ignorant. Yeah,

524
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:59,000
Speaker 1: that's rights would be an easy limit. At one point

525
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:05,560
Speaker 1: in timeposed cut off points. Who the lord? Who was

526
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:16,720
Speaker 1: starting the lord? Lord? You're listening to the Steve Harvey

527
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:20,080
Speaker 1: Morning Show, all right. When you're short on time, sometimes

528
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:21,920
Speaker 1: you have to grab lunch on the go, like got

529
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 1: a gas station or something like that. These days, there

530
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:28,080
Speaker 1: are plenty of healthy options at most convenience stores, and

531
00:36:28,239 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 1: thirty one year old Frank Beard is living proof of that.

532
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:34,960
Speaker 1: He's an Iowa man. He lost eighty pounds a few

533
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:38,239
Speaker 1: years back by changing his lifestyle, and last summer he

534
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:41,919
Speaker 1: spent thirty days eating only at gas stations to prove

535
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:45,600
Speaker 1: he could get nutritious meals there all Right. Now, he's

536
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:48,160
Speaker 1: traveling the country to share his story and some people

537
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:52,279
Speaker 1: are working two jobs, long hours, non traditional hours, Beard says,

538
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:54,440
Speaker 1: so it makes sense to eat out for a lot

539
00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:57,080
Speaker 1: of people. So I wanted to show them that they

540
00:36:57,120 --> 00:37:00,520
Speaker 1: could do that and still make healthy choices. Of course,

541
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:03,359
Speaker 1: some locations are better than others, but lots of gas

542
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:07,840
Speaker 1: stations are for fresh fruit, veggie salads, and sandwiches these days.

543
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:11,239
Speaker 1: Beard says. The key is making healthy choices when you're

544
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:15,480
Speaker 1: surrounded by chips, candy and other less nutritious, tempting options.

545
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:19,200
Speaker 1: So you guys, Stephen Jay, you know you mentioned about

546
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:23,040
Speaker 1: traveling a lot. Uh, so can can you eat healthy? Gas?

547
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:26,880
Speaker 1: About the convenience stores at four and save four thirty

548
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:29,560
Speaker 1: in the morning? Okay, you're coming from the club. You

549
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:32,160
Speaker 1: don't know how long them chicken wings have been there, right,

550
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:38,359
Speaker 1: But there's no place else to get chicken wings. Huh yeah, healthy, Namick.

551
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:42,040
Speaker 1: You don't care. You know you got a gab behind

552
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 1: the gun's gonna lie to you. We just put them

553
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:53,080
Speaker 1: out from Dick. Yea, god really, Jay Junior? Tell them?

554
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:56,239
Speaker 1: Are they good? And what we don't get them chicken

555
00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:58,319
Speaker 1: wings although they're not even hot. You're gonna grab them

556
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:10,560
Speaker 1: like the chicken. You don't care, but they're good. Yeah,

557
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:18,000
Speaker 1: you're hungry, Yeah, you're hung Yeah, done now, Mike Rubbery,

558
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 1: But you don't give a damn. Oh my god. This

559
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:29,279
Speaker 1: is interesting because I'm always a little Larry concerned about

560
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:34,719
Speaker 1: the young. You ain't got time to be worrying about

561
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:37,399
Speaker 1: how long it's been on the road in small little

562
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:40,040
Speaker 1: towns and stuff. Yeah you got And that's the last

563
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:45,120
Speaker 1: slice of pizza. Oh yeah, yeah, wrap that up. I'll

564
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:48,719
Speaker 1: be taking that with me. I'll be taking that my

565
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:53,400
Speaker 1: favorite meal at a gas station. Yeah, I kid you not.

566
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:58,920
Speaker 1: What was a cola joke? Cola when I was out

567
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:03,200
Speaker 1: on remember Joe cola? Yeah, or some type of cola

568
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:08,319
Speaker 1: and two damn moon pass. Oh good. You could hit

569
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:11,920
Speaker 1: the road. You could hit the road, man, Yeah, you could.

570
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 1: You could do some driving over that I'm like my

571
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:16,920
Speaker 1: girlfriend on that when she said I cannot mix my

572
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:22,560
Speaker 1: sweets cake. She can't eat sweets with sweets. I drink

573
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:25,480
Speaker 1: a soda and then eat it and do it. All right,

574
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:27,959
Speaker 1: we'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning

575
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:34,080
Speaker 1: Show right after this. You're listening to show, all right, Steve,

576
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:36,640
Speaker 1: tell us about your handcuffs story we were talking about.

577
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:39,799
Speaker 1: I was twitters, I got out of college. I met

578
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:42,400
Speaker 1: this girl at this job. I had took me a

579
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:44,480
Speaker 1: while to convince it to go out with me. Finally

580
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:47,000
Speaker 1: when I went out ahead. Then about six some times,

581
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:50,200
Speaker 1: I'm sitting down pulling it on thing as I can. Man,

582
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:52,480
Speaker 1: I got this good. I didn't really know who I

583
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:55,400
Speaker 1: was pulling it on too. I just kept pulling it

584
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:57,400
Speaker 1: and pulling it on. You know, when I'm with you,

585
00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:02,160
Speaker 1: my heart just my heart matters, and my heart ain't

586
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:04,680
Speaker 1: matter to me? Is so long you actually make my

587
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:09,520
Speaker 1: heart matter. I'm girl, you don't even understand. I had

588
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:12,680
Speaker 1: it going on this girl. Finally, Man, one evening, she said,

589
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:16,080
Speaker 1: you have got to come on, and I don't want

590
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:21,880
Speaker 1: you to leave. I said, finally got here, Thank your Lord,

591
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:25,720
Speaker 1: go by there. We get through having dinner and shot

592
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:28,279
Speaker 1: up and everything. Think getting a little crazy up in here.

593
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:31,160
Speaker 1: So she said, I got some been just a fantasy

594
00:40:31,239 --> 00:40:34,600
Speaker 1: of man to do with you. I got these handcuffs.

595
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:38,640
Speaker 1: The handcuffs had fur on them, so I didn't think

596
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:42,799
Speaker 1: nothing of it. So she said, I want to just handcuffed, y'all. Said, now,

597
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:45,600
Speaker 1: you know, just just just for a little bit, because

598
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:48,200
Speaker 1: I don't like being handcuffed. Right, She said, I would

599
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:51,799
Speaker 1: never hurt you. This half a handcuffed me, but inside

600
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:56,239
Speaker 1: the damn fur was metal. Yeah, I mean, I mean really,

601
00:40:56,440 --> 00:41:00,319
Speaker 1: so now I'm handcuffs. As soon as she handcuffed. Change

602
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:03,040
Speaker 1: what do you mean? She changed? So I said, hey, baby,

603
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:05,239
Speaker 1: let me do this right here. Put the key in

604
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:07,160
Speaker 1: my other hand. She took the key and throw it

605
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:13,879
Speaker 1: behind the dresser. Hell, we got damn problem. I got

606
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:17,200
Speaker 1: boxer draws on with the lips on them. You know.

607
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:19,280
Speaker 1: I had the box of drawers. I thought they were sexy.

608
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:22,320
Speaker 1: I found them had the lips prints on them, and

609
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:25,880
Speaker 1: it kisses all over the drawers. Yeah. I'm sitting up

610
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:31,680
Speaker 1: in here, man, sure what I think of that? Ain't

611
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:34,640
Speaker 1: what it wants. Just had some lips on, no lips

612
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:42,239
Speaker 1: by call come on with the story man, and I

613
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:44,840
Speaker 1: just Helfer through this key behind the dresser, and she

614
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:47,279
Speaker 1: turned around all of a sudden, she looked evil, I said,

615
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:51,040
Speaker 1: And she said, I'm fit to show you something. And

616
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:53,520
Speaker 1: she took her teeth and started tearing the draws off.

617
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:57,160
Speaker 1: And I'm scared. There's too much teeth, just too Where

618
00:41:57,239 --> 00:42:01,400
Speaker 1: is you biting for this? Helfer was gnawing on me.

619
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:05,880
Speaker 1: I'm talking about she eating me. Damn near alive. I mean,

620
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:08,000
Speaker 1: she just taking like question, said I'm just gonna do

621
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:10,840
Speaker 1: little nibbles. But I don't like that. I don't like bite.

622
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:16,719
Speaker 1: I didn't hear flinching. And this, damn, I'm she got

623
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:19,480
Speaker 1: this little wrought iron, little bed, kind of wrought iron,

624
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:22,719
Speaker 1: and I'm on the bars and I'm snatching every time

625
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:24,879
Speaker 1: she bite. I'm snatching because I'm I'm you know, I'm

626
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:28,600
Speaker 1: real convulsive. It's uncomfortable. So every muscle in my body

627
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:31,719
Speaker 1: then locked up. Now, wow, I'm skinny as hell back then,

628
00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:35,680
Speaker 1: I ain't got no fat, So you're biting muscle, skinny

629
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:48,239
Speaker 1: ass muscle. I just didn't hear flinching. Yeah, and that's

630
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:50,880
Speaker 1: all I'm doing, yea. And she said, why don't you

631
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:54,600
Speaker 1: act like a man. Oh right there, back to me.

632
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:56,439
Speaker 1: So I'm trying to I'm trying to get my hands

633
00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:59,960
Speaker 1: out of the cuffs. My arms is so cut up

634
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:03,719
Speaker 1: from trying to snatch. Finally, man, I just couldn't take

635
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:05,759
Speaker 1: it no more, and I just pulled hard as I could,

636
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:08,640
Speaker 1: and I bent the ball so far back that it

637
00:43:08,719 --> 00:43:10,920
Speaker 1: popped out the little hole in the top. I had

638
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:14,480
Speaker 1: one hand free, but I got a or pussing the

639
00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:17,520
Speaker 1: bed in my hand. What I'm trying to beat this

640
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:19,720
Speaker 1: half off me because this half ain't trying to stop.

641
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 1: Let me do what I've been wanting to do. That's

642
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:24,960
Speaker 1: a fantasy of mind screen, that's what happen. You let

643
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:31,600
Speaker 1: on thick, I said, okay, cool. Finally man got enough strength.

644
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:34,400
Speaker 1: She rolled off. I got my other hand over the

645
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:36,439
Speaker 1: boy the ball and just pulled hard as I could

646
00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:38,680
Speaker 1: and broke the bed post on that side and got

647
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:41,000
Speaker 1: my hand up off that ball. You have seen my skinny,

648
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:42,719
Speaker 1: niked ass trying to be in over the head the

649
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:48,680
Speaker 1: dress and get that damn key, because I've been over

650
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:52,359
Speaker 1: the dressing reaching for the key. She said, I want

651
00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:55,000
Speaker 1: to do something else to you. I turned around and said,

652
00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:58,439
Speaker 1: hold up. When I've been over like that. You don't

653
00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:01,480
Speaker 1: will you do nothing now? I'm just trying to get

654
00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:07,960
Speaker 1: this damn. I can't put at them all. You don't

655
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:11,360
Speaker 1: have been over, you stoop, you squad. I'm trying to

656
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:15,440
Speaker 1: get this key timing man. I finally got that key man,

657
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:17,640
Speaker 1: got them cuffs off. I didn't didn't take me no

658
00:44:17,719 --> 00:44:19,680
Speaker 1: time to dress because I ain't got no draws, no more.

659
00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:24,080
Speaker 1: He didn't hit them off. We had worked the next day.

660
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:27,480
Speaker 1: I couldn't even look at high agent. You're listening Steve

661
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:30,839
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show, coming up at the top of the hour,

662
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:34,399
Speaker 1: right about four minutes after today's Strawberry letter. But up next,

663
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:37,920
Speaker 1: nephew Tommy right here with today's frank phone call. What

664
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:43,440
Speaker 1: you got nef you got a warrant? Warrant? You gotta

665
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:51,279
Speaker 1: war date right here. I didn't even receiving. How are

666
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:54,680
Speaker 1: you doing? This is Officer Antonio with the Chicago Police Department.

667
00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:57,080
Speaker 1: Do you have a I have a FAXT for you?

668
00:44:57,239 --> 00:44:58,960
Speaker 1: Do you have a fact number available that I can

669
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:02,400
Speaker 1: send something to you? Have a fac to me? Yes?

670
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:06,320
Speaker 1: I have a facts for you. Well, Regina, Regina, this

671
00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:10,319
Speaker 1: is uh you. You're working and shipping and receiving. Yes,

672
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:13,680
Speaker 1: I am. This is Officer Antonio from the Chicago Police Department.

673
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:16,520
Speaker 1: I have a fact for you. Well, what's the facts for?

674
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:19,600
Speaker 1: I'd rather you see it and then we'll discuss it after.

675
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:21,719
Speaker 1: Just give me your number. I'll get this sent over

676
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:23,279
Speaker 1: and then i'll call you back in a few minutes

677
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:25,759
Speaker 1: to make sure you've gotten you're facing it to my job.

678
00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:28,640
Speaker 1: Is this personal or is this work relating? This is

679
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:30,600
Speaker 1: something actually that you need to have in your hand

680
00:45:30,719 --> 00:45:33,040
Speaker 1: right away. Let me get your facts number so I

681
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:35,360
Speaker 1: can get this over to you as soon as possible. Okay.

682
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:38,800
Speaker 1: Wait here from the Police Department and you want to

683
00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:42,600
Speaker 1: send me facts. I want to send your facts. Okay,

684
00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:45,760
Speaker 1: so um, go ahead and give me your number. Okay,

685
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:47,879
Speaker 1: but this is my job. What's going to come over

686
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:51,800
Speaker 1: on the fact? What are you perfectly for you? It

687
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:54,560
Speaker 1: will it will be addressed to you. Just stand by

688
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:57,319
Speaker 1: the fax machine and it'll be there within the next

689
00:45:57,400 --> 00:46:01,760
Speaker 1: three minutes. Okay, Okay, all right, Okay, go and fast it. Okay,

690
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:06,480
Speaker 1: give it your number. Uh huh uh one pree, just

691
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:08,880
Speaker 1: put it at tention to me. Okay. I would advise

692
00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:11,840
Speaker 1: that you stand by there so no one else gets it. Okay, okay,

693
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:15,080
Speaker 1: what's your name again, Officer Antonio. So just stand by

694
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:17,160
Speaker 1: your facts machine and look for it to try to

695
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:19,000
Speaker 1: make sure you know. But if you're if you have

696
00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:20,800
Speaker 1: the facts you have to send me, why don't you

697
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:22,400
Speaker 1: start to the top and read to it to make

698
00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:24,560
Speaker 1: sure you have the right person? You can be fact

699
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:28,000
Speaker 1: in adio thing anioboddy. Are you Regina? I'm Regina does

700
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:32,960
Speaker 1: let's say Regina Elgina El is your home address? I

701
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,399
Speaker 1: don't see how the police department is fact for me anything? Thing?

702
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:37,640
Speaker 1: Are you sure you have the right person? I have

703
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:42,480
Speaker 1: the right person? Are you located at fifty eight an Avenue?

704
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:46,600
Speaker 1: What is that you read? But read the whatever facts

705
00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:48,200
Speaker 1: you have to send me. Just stop to the top.

706
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:50,600
Speaker 1: Let's let's go from there, ma'am. I will get to

707
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:52,560
Speaker 1: that once i've send it. I'm sending it over in

708
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:55,200
Speaker 1: the new you're sending. You're gonna send it to my job.

709
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:57,279
Speaker 1: I work here. This is my place of employment. You

710
00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:59,360
Speaker 1: just can't send any old things for the police department

711
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:02,560
Speaker 1: over here. I'm an officer. I'm allowed to send things

712
00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:05,120
Speaker 1: anywhere I want to. Okay, So just stand by your

713
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:07,480
Speaker 1: factor machine. I'll call you back in three minutes and

714
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:09,640
Speaker 1: we'll discuss. Okay, I can talk to you how you

715
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:13,160
Speaker 1: can just fact stuff like that. It's just talking about

716
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:15,480
Speaker 1: it over the phone. I'm sending it there. Why do

717
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:17,160
Speaker 1: you know nobody else who's going to see if you

718
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:19,080
Speaker 1: If you're not allowed to tell you what it is,

719
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:21,520
Speaker 1: you're allowed to fact a head and anybody else can

720
00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:25,839
Speaker 1: read you don't right receiving I don't what's your fact today, ma'am?

721
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:33,280
Speaker 1: I'll call you back. Thank you receiving this the regina? Okay, Regina,

722
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:35,960
Speaker 1: this is Officer Antonio again. Did you get your facts? Yes?

723
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,320
Speaker 1: I got the factors. This is saying. It's just a warrant.

724
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:43,080
Speaker 1: It's not saying water when or what happened or anything. Okay,

725
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:48,040
Speaker 1: that's a warrant for your arrest. Yeah, but I am

726
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:51,080
Speaker 1: not going to cooperate any more with you until you

727
00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:54,279
Speaker 1: tell me what is going on. Okay, Well, here's what's

728
00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:56,279
Speaker 1: going on. What I need you to do is either

729
00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:59,240
Speaker 1: come into the station or we're gonna have two officers

730
00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:01,759
Speaker 1: come over to your job and pick you up. Yeah,

731
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:03,759
Speaker 1: but why don't you start telling me what this is?

732
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:06,520
Speaker 1: The ball I'm not coming, I'm not going anywhere I'm

733
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:08,759
Speaker 1: at work and nobody can just come up here. Just

734
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:10,320
Speaker 1: what are you going to try me and tell me?

735
00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:11,960
Speaker 1: I just have a ward? You have to give me

736
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:14,520
Speaker 1: more information and if this is some ball okay. We've

737
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:17,680
Speaker 1: got too many people and witnesses claiming that you have

738
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:22,320
Speaker 1: been doing public nudity and flashing. What you've been indulging

739
00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:25,640
Speaker 1: in public nudity? Have you been flashing people? What are

740
00:48:25,719 --> 00:48:28,839
Speaker 1: you talking about? What are you new witnesses? What are

741
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:32,640
Speaker 1: you talking about? Ma'am? We have several witnesses that are

742
00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:36,400
Speaker 1: claiming Regina Thompson has been doing a lot of flashing

743
00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:39,399
Speaker 1: and a lot of public nudity. Check the news. I'm

744
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:43,240
Speaker 1: your sure Thompsons? Are you sure you have the right person?

745
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:45,120
Speaker 1: I have the exact person, ma'am. I would not have

746
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:47,239
Speaker 1: been able to call your job. I know exactly who

747
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:50,719
Speaker 1: I have, ma'am. Are you listening to me? I will

748
00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:53,000
Speaker 1: give you two hours to come into the station, or

749
00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:55,160
Speaker 1: I will send a squad car out to get you.

750
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:57,600
Speaker 1: You know what, I don't don't give me what you

751
00:48:57,680 --> 00:48:59,800
Speaker 1: don't give me two us what you need to do?

752
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:03,600
Speaker 1: Took this warning, shove it up because I wasn't anywhere

753
00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:07,319
Speaker 1: jack it when when dat did has happened? Where dad from?

754
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:11,040
Speaker 1: I understanding. You got my understanding. This haven't when the

755
00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:13,799
Speaker 1: incidents happened. This has been happening for the last month,

756
00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:16,400
Speaker 1: from what I understand. So somebody came up there and

757
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:19,520
Speaker 1: said that I'm flashing people and y'all just getting warn

758
00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:22,200
Speaker 1: out and that's that's how easy it is. Right, Well,

759
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:27,560
Speaker 1: I'm living if they have filed a complaint. Okay, listen,

760
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:29,960
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I'm gonna send a car over. Okay,

761
00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:32,359
Speaker 1: you can send it car you want to. Y'all, don't

762
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:35,120
Speaker 1: get telling. I'm coming here because I haven't flashed anybody.

763
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:38,840
Speaker 1: I'm too old to be flashing people. I don't do that.

764
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:40,880
Speaker 1: So you can look. You can send a car you

765
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:42,960
Speaker 1: want to. I tell you what, you better send more

766
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:45,839
Speaker 1: than one because I enjoy it, because that more does

767
00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:48,759
Speaker 1: not tell me anything, mister Jenna. So now I'm here

768
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:50,560
Speaker 1: to let you know that I am sending a squad

769
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:52,359
Speaker 1: car right now that should being there in the next

770
00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:55,279
Speaker 1: thirty minutes. Okay, I don't give a let you do

771
00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:57,719
Speaker 1: like I didn't talk, you're gonna to send men to one.

772
00:49:57,760 --> 00:50:00,320
Speaker 1: I'm about the car. Husband, Well, y'all getting he is

773
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:03,680
Speaker 1: it mean he's who? Because I ain't been out of

774
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:06,680
Speaker 1: nowhere neckd and I know it. I don't given what

775
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:09,960
Speaker 1: I'm told you, but it wasn't me. So y'all can kiss?

776
00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:12,799
Speaker 1: Not so when I'm talking to you too, So I'm

777
00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:14,759
Speaker 1: the people. Don't tell me the kiss because I don't

778
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:19,040
Speaker 1: know where after got go down that I'm saying, Marc, police,

779
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:21,680
Speaker 1: I can kiss my Nobody tells me at all. I

780
00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:24,800
Speaker 1: hope you have that. So no, it off you and

781
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:29,040
Speaker 1: this morn how about that you and the police. I'm

782
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:31,000
Speaker 1: leaving already. I probably how he got me fired, and

783
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:34,640
Speaker 1: this have me outside saying how next? I ain't sing

784
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:38,359
Speaker 1: necking nowhere? No, I ain't got kill The legal kiss

785
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:42,640
Speaker 1: kis my neck? How about that? Man? Listen, the person

786
00:50:42,719 --> 00:50:46,520
Speaker 1: that filled the complaints please found it. That's what I

787
00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:51,680
Speaker 1: was asking you for. Man. Man called Tommy called the

788
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:56,680
Speaker 1: complaint little Tommy, baby nephew Tommy. Yes, welcome, but nomphew,

789
00:50:56,760 --> 00:51:05,640
Speaker 1: I don't have any else you named Tommy. Yagina, Regina, Regina,

790
00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:08,759
Speaker 1: this is nephew tied me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

791
00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:14,160
Speaker 1: Your girlfriend Candice got me the plank phone calling to

792
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:24,040
Speaker 1: kick that como kick her every time I see her.

793
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:29,359
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. Hey, I got something to ask your baby.

794
00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:32,200
Speaker 1: Tell me this. What's the baddest radio show in the land,

795
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:44,200
Speaker 1: Steve Hardley Morning Show? You got on? Y'all know we

796
00:51:44,239 --> 00:51:48,719
Speaker 1: had to working for you now? No, no, sir, no,

797
00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:53,759
Speaker 1: y'all tickets on time? Yeah, I mister Courtenay for tickets. Nothing. No,

798
00:51:54,320 --> 00:52:01,800
Speaker 1: you're handcuffs shelling huh okay, all right somewhere that's I

799
00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:09,080
Speaker 1: tell you. She got the law. Oh you have been

800
00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:18,400
Speaker 1: handcuff yeah, sheybout the laws. Yea, sir, I was talking

801
00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:20,800
Speaker 1: to somebody that I was talking to this brother, and

802
00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:23,200
Speaker 1: we was just you know, we was in the public setting,

803
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:24,680
Speaker 1: so I think it was on one of the commercial

804
00:52:24,719 --> 00:52:27,359
Speaker 1: breaks of the show. And asked your brother. I said, hey, man,

805
00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:29,719
Speaker 1: you so you ain't never been arrested? He said no.

806
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:38,839
Speaker 1: I said, damn you. I can't stand that because I'm

807
00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:42,640
Speaker 1: just going Me and brother was talking. I said, you

808
00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:46,879
Speaker 1: ain't never been arrested. He said, I went black man

809
00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:51,680
Speaker 1: in America. I just told that I ain't had that

810
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:56,840
Speaker 1: experience and not justifiably no, but just done. Yeah. I

811
00:52:57,000 --> 00:53:00,200
Speaker 1: have been stopped in my cop pulled over all my

812
00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:05,880
Speaker 1: stuff on the curb told going to Strongsville jail. No,

813
00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:09,399
Speaker 1: I've been arrested. They came to my house one time

814
00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:13,719
Speaker 1: and got me. Wow, I had to go get my

815
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:22,960
Speaker 1: members only jacket, the members only man. They took the

816
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:25,839
Speaker 1: shoes strings out of my shoes at my gayest. They

817
00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:29,440
Speaker 1: adn't pounding my car at the gas station going to work. Damn.

818
00:53:30,520 --> 00:53:36,120
Speaker 1: WHOA All right? Coming up at the top of the hour,

819
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:42,360
Speaker 1: Today's Strawberry Letter. You're listening show, Well, right now it

820
00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:44,960
Speaker 1: is time for today's Strawberry Letter. Guys, and if you

821
00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:49,360
Speaker 1: need some advice on relationships, on dating, on work, on sex,

822
00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:53,320
Speaker 1: on parenting, and more, submit your Strawberry letter to Steve

823
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:59,759
Speaker 1: Harvey FM dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter, write Steve. Yeah,

824
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:04,239
Speaker 1: that's right, Shirley. I love to get you. Spend it

825
00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:05,960
Speaker 1: in if you want to. If you don't, you know,

826
00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:09,200
Speaker 1: we're gonna keep doing the show. Yeah. We've had some

827
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:12,680
Speaker 1: great letters though lately. Huh. Yeah, that's how awesome listening

828
00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:15,279
Speaker 1: If you want to, we don't keep doing the show.

829
00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:19,600
Speaker 1: But thank you guys for submitting your letters. We're here

830
00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:25,359
Speaker 1: to help. We are Come on, neff buckle up letter

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00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:31,120
Speaker 1: subject my freaky friend and his wacky wife. Here's Stephen Shirley.

832
00:54:31,239 --> 00:54:34,560
Speaker 1: I'm still best friends with my high school sweetheart. He's

833
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:36,879
Speaker 1: happily married now, and his wife and I are good

834
00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:40,760
Speaker 1: friends too. Here's my problem. For the past couple of weeks,

835
00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:44,080
Speaker 1: He's been making a lot of inappropriate comments of a

836
00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:48,080
Speaker 1: sexual nature to me. I always politely tell him that

837
00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:50,680
Speaker 1: he needs to say those things to his wife. I

838
00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:53,759
Speaker 1: don't need any issues in my life, so I told

839
00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:57,239
Speaker 1: his wife that he was making me uncomfortable. This half

840
00:54:57,280 --> 00:55:00,480
Speaker 1: of said, well, you know you're his first so you

841
00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:07,160
Speaker 1: should take those comments as compliments. You heard me. She

842
00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:11,239
Speaker 1: told his wife that her husband was making her feel uncomfortable.

843
00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:14,600
Speaker 1: The friend did so, the friend said she called the wife.

844
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:16,920
Speaker 1: A half of she said this. Heffa said, well, you

845
00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:19,560
Speaker 1: know you're his first love, so you should take those

846
00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:23,520
Speaker 1: comments as compliments. That's what her best friend's wife said.

847
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,080
Speaker 1: She said, I had to do a lot of praying

848
00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:29,319
Speaker 1: after talking to this woman. Since then, it's gotten worse.

849
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:31,719
Speaker 1: He just came out and told me that he and

850
00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:35,040
Speaker 1: his wife don't have sex anymore. I stopped the conversation

851
00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:36,800
Speaker 1: and told him that he needs to call one of

852
00:55:36,840 --> 00:55:39,759
Speaker 1: his male friends because I could not help him. We

853
00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:44,919
Speaker 1: didn't talk for a few days after that. And yes, yes,

854
00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:48,160
Speaker 1: you hear it, Yes, we didn't talk for a couple

855
00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:50,600
Speaker 1: of days after that, and I started to feel guilty,

856
00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:53,439
Speaker 1: like I had let my friend down when he really

857
00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:57,120
Speaker 1: needed a true friend to talk to. So I called

858
00:55:57,239 --> 00:55:59,879
Speaker 1: him and apologized and told him that he was well

859
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,160
Speaker 1: come to come to my house so we could talk.

860
00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:06,279
Speaker 1: This fool has the nerve to ask me if I

861
00:56:06,360 --> 00:56:10,239
Speaker 1: could be naked when he got there, because because that

862
00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:12,960
Speaker 1: would be the best way for me to help him

863
00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:17,160
Speaker 1: with his problems. I smoothly cussed him out and told

864
00:56:17,239 --> 00:56:20,439
Speaker 1: him that our friendship is over. His wife has called

865
00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:23,719
Speaker 1: me several times begging me to mend our friendship. She

866
00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:26,719
Speaker 1: said that her husband was only joking with me. This

867
00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:29,480
Speaker 1: is all too weird for me. I do miss my friend,

868
00:56:29,719 --> 00:56:32,799
Speaker 1: but I don't understand what's happening over there with him

869
00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:35,880
Speaker 1: and his wife. Maybe our friendship has run its course.

870
00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:40,239
Speaker 1: What do you think? This is some crazy, freaky and

871
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:43,600
Speaker 1: yes wacky too, a whole lot of stuff going on

872
00:56:44,640 --> 00:56:47,760
Speaker 1: at your neighbors. So okay, he's crazy, his wife is crazy,

873
00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:51,080
Speaker 1: and you're crazy too. If you think you can still

874
00:56:51,160 --> 00:56:54,640
Speaker 1: be friends with them. Okay, your relationship with him, as

875
00:56:54,680 --> 00:56:57,640
Speaker 1: you know it is over. He just wants to do

876
00:56:57,840 --> 00:57:02,600
Speaker 1: you right now, and that's unacceptable, of course, So stop

877
00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:05,480
Speaker 1: feeling guilty about not talking to him and feeling like

878
00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:07,800
Speaker 1: you owe him something. You know, if you go a

879
00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:10,680
Speaker 1: few days without talking to him, feeling guilty because you

880
00:57:10,719 --> 00:57:12,759
Speaker 1: don't think you're being a good friend to him, you

881
00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:16,200
Speaker 1: don't owe him anything. Okay, you really don't. You have

882
00:57:16,320 --> 00:57:18,960
Speaker 1: been a good friend to him since high school. He

883
00:57:19,280 --> 00:57:22,360
Speaker 1: decided to change and mess things up. I really don't

884
00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:25,720
Speaker 1: understand why his wife isn't more angry and upset about everything.

885
00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:29,080
Speaker 1: She's way too cool for me, So I understand why

886
00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:32,360
Speaker 1: you say she's wacky and this is weird. I think

887
00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:34,920
Speaker 1: this friendship has run his course. I agree with you.

888
00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:37,240
Speaker 1: It is time to move on. You should not have

889
00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:40,240
Speaker 1: to be in the middle of this craziness. You really

890
00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:44,920
Speaker 1: shouldn't as a friend, Steve. I have a lot of

891
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:47,880
Speaker 1: questions in this level. Okay, I'm just gonna be honest.

892
00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:51,000
Speaker 1: I got no real way to go with this himself.

893
00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:53,280
Speaker 1: Let me read it and interpret it as I see it.

894
00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:58,040
Speaker 1: Tommy kill ye y'all go, you're Sherylan Steve, I'm still

895
00:57:58,120 --> 00:58:01,640
Speaker 1: best friends with my high school sweetheart. He's happily married now,

896
00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:05,640
Speaker 1: and his wife and I are good friends too. Here's

897
00:58:05,680 --> 00:58:11,080
Speaker 1: the problem. Yet, you're right right there, right there, right there.

898
00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:17,120
Speaker 1: I'm still best friends with my high school sweetheart. He's

899
00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:21,479
Speaker 1: happily married now, and his wife and I are good

900
00:58:21,560 --> 00:58:24,920
Speaker 1: friends too. He is the problem. You just listed it.

901
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:32,040
Speaker 1: You're exactly right here lies the whole damn problem. You

902
00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:35,760
Speaker 1: still friends with your high school sweetheart, and you friends

903
00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:39,200
Speaker 1: with his wife too. That's a damn problem. For the

904
00:58:39,320 --> 00:58:41,240
Speaker 1: past couple of weeks, he's been making a lot of

905
00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:45,600
Speaker 1: inappropriate comments of a sexual nature to me. I've always

906
00:58:45,720 --> 00:58:48,800
Speaker 1: politely told him that he needs to say those things

907
00:58:48,880 --> 00:58:51,880
Speaker 1: to his wife. I don't need any issues in my life.

908
00:58:52,560 --> 00:58:57,760
Speaker 1: So I told his wife, what yea? So now you

909
00:58:57,840 --> 00:59:02,000
Speaker 1: don't went over there making these inappropriate mark, you went

910
00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:05,440
Speaker 1: and told his wife as he and the woman on

911
00:59:05,520 --> 00:59:07,680
Speaker 1: the show is gonna yep, yep, she told as she

912
00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:12,760
Speaker 1: shared according to the woman code, I guess you posted

913
00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:18,520
Speaker 1: to tell it. God. So I told his wife that

914
00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:23,720
Speaker 1: he was making me uncomfortable. This halfer said right here,

915
00:59:24,280 --> 00:59:27,600
Speaker 1: see now, right here, you the one went over there

916
00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:32,160
Speaker 1: and told her, so this half for said white is white?

917
00:59:32,240 --> 00:59:37,920
Speaker 1: This what this half for said, well, you know you

918
00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:41,840
Speaker 1: his first love, so you should take those comments as compliments.

919
00:59:43,640 --> 00:59:47,440
Speaker 1: Thus the subject of the letter my freaky friend and

920
00:59:47,640 --> 00:59:50,840
Speaker 1: his wacky white I had to do a lot of

921
00:59:50,880 --> 00:59:53,240
Speaker 1: prayer enough to talk her to this woman. Since then,

922
00:59:53,320 --> 00:59:56,160
Speaker 1: it's got worse. Now here's where the letter takes it to.

923
00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:59,400
Speaker 1: He just came out and told me that he and

924
00:59:59,560 --> 01:00:04,320
Speaker 1: his wife don't have sex anymore. I stopped the conversation

925
01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:07,200
Speaker 1: that told him that he needs to call one of

926
01:00:07,280 --> 01:00:11,040
Speaker 1: his male friends because I couldn't help him. I don't

927
01:00:11,080 --> 01:00:15,520
Speaker 1: know if I'm reading this wrong, but if he calls

928
01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:19,560
Speaker 1: you that him and his wife don't have sex anymore,

929
01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:23,320
Speaker 1: you stopped the conversation, told her he needed to call

930
01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:27,040
Speaker 1: one of his male friends because I could not help him.

931
01:00:28,160 --> 01:00:32,120
Speaker 1: Why would he call his male friend to tell them

932
01:00:32,480 --> 01:00:35,680
Speaker 1: him and his wife ain't having sex? No, what did

933
01:00:35,720 --> 01:00:37,880
Speaker 1: you saying about the man? Is this something this letter?

934
01:00:37,960 --> 01:00:41,000
Speaker 1: We don't know, because if you're insinuating that he should

935
01:00:41,080 --> 01:00:44,080
Speaker 1: call one of his male friends to get, you know,

936
01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:46,960
Speaker 1: some type of satisfaction, then I must go back to

937
01:00:47,120 --> 01:00:50,640
Speaker 1: the line where you said he just came out and

938
01:00:50,880 --> 01:00:53,760
Speaker 1: told me that he and his wife. Now we should

939
01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:59,360
Speaker 1: that have been a commadare no, Steve? If you said

940
01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:04,360
Speaker 1: he just came out, should that be a comma right then? No? No, no, okay,

941
01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:07,880
Speaker 1: because I got scared in a lot of tom I

942
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:13,440
Speaker 1: got quiet when you read it. It's made difference. You

943
01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:15,360
Speaker 1: need to call one of your male friends because I

944
01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:17,840
Speaker 1: can't have one of her hair. I'm gonna call half

945
01:01:21,240 --> 01:01:23,960
Speaker 1: all right, hold that thought, Steve. Okay, we're gonna have

946
01:01:24,080 --> 01:01:26,400
Speaker 1: part two of your response coming up at twenty three

947
01:01:26,560 --> 01:01:30,560
Speaker 1: after the hour today's Strawberry Letters subject my freaky friend

948
01:01:30,920 --> 01:01:38,160
Speaker 1: and his wacky wife right after this. You're listening, all right, Steve.

949
01:01:38,240 --> 01:01:41,080
Speaker 1: Come on, let's get to part two of your response

950
01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:45,840
Speaker 1: to today's Strawberry letter, My freaky friend and his wacky

951
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:53,560
Speaker 1: wacky wife. This letter right here, romans best friends with

952
01:01:53,720 --> 01:01:57,080
Speaker 1: her high school sweetheart who happens to be happily married now.

953
01:01:57,480 --> 01:02:02,360
Speaker 1: So she friends with him and the wife. Alrighty, past

954
01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:04,880
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks he started making some advances to him.

955
01:02:05,160 --> 01:02:07,000
Speaker 1: He told him take that in that to his wife,

956
01:02:08,480 --> 01:02:11,360
Speaker 1: and you know she don't need no issues. So she

957
01:02:11,840 --> 01:02:16,120
Speaker 1: went and told us former high school sweetheart's wife who

958
01:02:16,280 --> 01:02:19,680
Speaker 1: was her friend, that your husband making me uncomfortable. He

959
01:02:19,880 --> 01:02:25,640
Speaker 1: making you know, advancements towards this Healther says, well, you

960
01:02:25,800 --> 01:02:28,320
Speaker 1: know you was his first love, so you should take

961
01:02:28,400 --> 01:02:34,320
Speaker 1: those comments as compliments. After doing a lot of praying

962
01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:37,840
Speaker 1: talking to this woman. Since then, it's gotten worse. He

963
01:02:38,040 --> 01:02:41,280
Speaker 1: just came out told me to hear and his wife

964
01:02:41,320 --> 01:02:44,360
Speaker 1: don't have sex anymore. I stopped the conversation, told him

965
01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:46,440
Speaker 1: he needs to call one of his male friends because

966
01:02:46,440 --> 01:02:49,560
Speaker 1: I couldn't help him. Well. We didn't talk for a

967
01:02:49,640 --> 01:02:51,880
Speaker 1: few days after that, and I started to feel guilty

968
01:02:52,600 --> 01:02:56,840
Speaker 1: like I had let my friend down when he really

969
01:02:57,440 --> 01:03:01,760
Speaker 1: needed a true friend to talk to. So I called

970
01:03:01,840 --> 01:03:05,880
Speaker 1: him up. I apologize and told him that he was

971
01:03:05,960 --> 01:03:08,919
Speaker 1: welcome to come to my house so we could talk

972
01:03:10,600 --> 01:03:16,440
Speaker 1: this food. This fool had the nerve to ask me

973
01:03:17,040 --> 01:03:20,880
Speaker 1: if I could be naked when he got there. Bam

974
01:03:21,240 --> 01:03:25,040
Speaker 1: jack pot apology and come over bing bibi bing bing

975
01:03:25,120 --> 01:03:30,720
Speaker 1: being booty call previous question though about him, because that

976
01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:32,720
Speaker 1: would be the best way for me to help him

977
01:03:32,760 --> 01:03:38,080
Speaker 1: with his problem. I smoothly cussed him out, told him

978
01:03:38,120 --> 01:03:43,840
Speaker 1: that our friendship is hopeful. Smoothly his wife has called

979
01:03:43,880 --> 01:03:48,040
Speaker 1: me several times, begging me to mend our friendship. She

980
01:03:48,240 --> 01:03:50,760
Speaker 1: said that her husband was only joking with me so

981
01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:54,600
Speaker 1: this food. Then went back in the house to whack

982
01:03:54,680 --> 01:03:59,520
Speaker 1: it and told whacking she won't even answer my call.

983
01:03:59,600 --> 01:04:01,440
Speaker 1: I told when I got over there to be nagged,

984
01:04:01,480 --> 01:04:09,680
Speaker 1: I was just joking with her, right, whacky wife. This

985
01:04:09,840 --> 01:04:14,280
Speaker 1: a whack ass couple. The husband whacking, the wife whacking,

986
01:04:14,680 --> 01:04:18,200
Speaker 1: and you whack it for being friends with him. Okay,

987
01:04:18,240 --> 01:04:21,480
Speaker 1: but it don't stop here. This is all too weird

988
01:04:21,600 --> 01:04:25,720
Speaker 1: for me. I do miss my friend whatever, but I

989
01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:28,440
Speaker 1: don't understand what's happening over there with him and his wife.

990
01:04:29,200 --> 01:04:33,560
Speaker 1: Maybe our friendship has run his course. What do you think, lady?

991
01:04:33,720 --> 01:04:39,360
Speaker 1: This is not a friendship. This is a situation, that's

992
01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:43,600
Speaker 1: all this is. This is not friendship. This is a situation.

993
01:04:44,640 --> 01:04:49,200
Speaker 1: Friends do kind things for each other, Friends support each other.

994
01:04:49,760 --> 01:04:53,560
Speaker 1: Y'all ain't doing none of that. Y'all just up in

995
01:04:53,680 --> 01:04:57,400
Speaker 1: here tripping. You ain't said nothing good about neither one

996
01:04:57,440 --> 01:05:00,800
Speaker 1: of these people, not now one of them. You only

997
01:05:00,880 --> 01:05:05,280
Speaker 1: said one good thing about even one of them. Pete,

998
01:05:06,600 --> 01:05:11,400
Speaker 1: But cookie to it. You don't you know what? She

999
01:05:11,640 --> 01:05:14,800
Speaker 1: don't see him that way? What did he say? And

1000
01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:17,640
Speaker 1: she said she could give him some cookie till he

1001
01:05:17,880 --> 01:05:22,360
Speaker 1: get his self. Strea the best friend who she is

1002
01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:29,240
Speaker 1: just a it's crazy. I'm so sorry. Yeah, this friendship, though,

1003
01:05:29,440 --> 01:05:32,680
Speaker 1: isn't over. I mean the wife thinking excuses. Yeah, the

1004
01:05:32,800 --> 01:05:35,160
Speaker 1: wife is calling her you need to be his friend.

1005
01:05:35,880 --> 01:05:40,000
Speaker 1: So now I'm thinking it's something going on over here.

1006
01:05:41,240 --> 01:05:45,520
Speaker 1: I think they swanger. Yeah, I think because she too

1007
01:05:46,600 --> 01:05:50,439
Speaker 1: she's too okay with Yeah, wifie, That's what I'm saying.

1008
01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:53,640
Speaker 1: Why wasn't she more upset? I don't know. Yeah, the

1009
01:05:53,800 --> 01:05:56,920
Speaker 1: friend more upset than the white exactly. He was just

1010
01:05:57,120 --> 01:06:00,440
Speaker 1: joking with you when he said you are to be naked.

1011
01:06:01,080 --> 01:06:04,280
Speaker 1: You know how he played. They've been over there talking

1012
01:06:04,320 --> 01:06:11,880
Speaker 1: about getting her. Yeah, yeah, this is this is what

1013
01:06:12,040 --> 01:06:16,680
Speaker 1: you do. I'm gonna do this. Yep. The only way

1014
01:06:16,760 --> 01:06:20,360
Speaker 1: this work is Whacky would have to go. But when

1015
01:06:20,480 --> 01:06:24,200
Speaker 1: she first told Wacky that he was making sexual advances

1016
01:06:24,280 --> 01:06:27,280
Speaker 1: to her, Whacky said that she should take those com

1017
01:06:28,280 --> 01:06:31,680
Speaker 1: comments as compliments. That's right, because you his first love. Yeah,

1018
01:06:31,720 --> 01:06:34,920
Speaker 1: because you're first love. So whack he's been Wacky is

1019
01:06:35,560 --> 01:06:39,960
Speaker 1: with Wacky in the first paragraph. Surely either they swangers

1020
01:06:40,280 --> 01:06:44,800
Speaker 1: or his wife look, huh, either they swans or his

1021
01:06:44,920 --> 01:06:48,400
Speaker 1: wife is in both. I'm gonna go it's bob probably

1022
01:06:49,360 --> 01:06:54,919
Speaker 1: probably both. Yeah, because that's how ugly people talk. Really yeah, yeah,

1023
01:06:55,040 --> 01:06:57,240
Speaker 1: this this is okay. Okay, okay, see this is let

1024
01:06:57,280 --> 01:07:00,800
Speaker 1: me know. I'm gonna read you several ugly person lynes. Okay,

1025
01:07:01,320 --> 01:07:06,000
Speaker 1: come on these these ugly people line starting with I'm

1026
01:07:06,040 --> 01:07:09,640
Speaker 1: still best friends with my high school sweetheart. He happily

1027
01:07:09,760 --> 01:07:12,600
Speaker 1: married now, and me and his wife is good friends.

1028
01:07:14,040 --> 01:07:20,120
Speaker 1: That's an ugly person person. Say that man ain't nobody? Fine,

1029
01:07:20,200 --> 01:07:28,160
Speaker 1: you can't due Okay, next next ugly person line. This

1030
01:07:28,360 --> 01:07:31,160
Speaker 1: half of said where you know you his first love?

1031
01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:34,920
Speaker 1: You should take those comments as compliments because of my

1032
01:07:35,240 --> 01:07:39,480
Speaker 1: lad ever get a compliments. I'm gonna I think that's

1033
01:07:39,520 --> 01:07:43,800
Speaker 1: the ugliest comment in the entire letter. I ever get

1034
01:07:43,840 --> 01:07:51,919
Speaker 1: a couple I'm gonna takes she's really really unattractive. Yeah,

1035
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:57,080
Speaker 1: let me let me find it read ugly. Yeah, she

1036
01:07:57,240 --> 01:08:01,320
Speaker 1: said her husband was She said, my husband was only

1037
01:08:01,440 --> 01:08:04,560
Speaker 1: joking with you when he asked you to be neckd

1038
01:08:04,640 --> 01:08:07,640
Speaker 1: when he come over, because he played like that. All right.

1039
01:08:11,560 --> 01:08:16,760
Speaker 1: I wish somebody would add, oh wait, what about my

1040
01:08:16,920 --> 01:08:19,280
Speaker 1: wife and I don't have. He told me his wife

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01:08:19,479 --> 01:08:22,120
Speaker 1: they don't have sex anymore. He just came out and

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01:08:22,200 --> 01:08:23,880
Speaker 1: told me that he and his wife don't have sex

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01:08:23,960 --> 01:08:28,400
Speaker 1: any He can't look at hood. Okay, all right, well listen,

1044
01:08:28,720 --> 01:08:30,680
Speaker 1: do you did you see any more lines in there?

1045
01:08:30,800 --> 01:08:35,639
Speaker 1: Because all right, all right, well that doesn't for today's

1046
01:08:35,640 --> 01:08:38,840
Speaker 1: Strawberry letter subject my freaky friend and his wacky wife.

1047
01:08:38,880 --> 01:08:40,800
Speaker 1: And we'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey

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01:08:40,880 --> 01:08:46,280
Speaker 1: Morning Show right after this you're listening show, It is

1049
01:08:46,320 --> 01:08:52,960
Speaker 1: time for comedy Roulette Jay break it down, yeah down.

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01:08:53,320 --> 01:08:58,760
Speaker 1: Every week planet, every week we take four subjects. We

1051
01:08:58,960 --> 01:09:02,240
Speaker 1: put them on a wheel. We spun the wheel wherever

1052
01:09:02,400 --> 01:09:05,880
Speaker 1: the wheel stop. All these comedians on this show right

1053
01:09:05,960 --> 01:09:08,200
Speaker 1: here would do the damn thing. That's how good we is.

1054
01:09:08,800 --> 01:09:10,760
Speaker 1: Put them up, spun the wheel. All right, here go

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01:09:10,880 --> 01:09:14,080
Speaker 1: the subject Number one. I know what you're saying, but

1056
01:09:14,240 --> 01:09:19,280
Speaker 1: something in that story doesn't make sense. Okay. Number two,

1057
01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:24,719
Speaker 1: do you ever have any good news when you call? Ever? Ever?

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01:09:25,920 --> 01:09:29,680
Speaker 1: Number three, I ain't saying the house is nasty, but

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01:09:30,600 --> 01:09:35,760
Speaker 1: dot dot dot dot dot dot dot. Number four, Oh,

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01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:38,320
Speaker 1: that's not what you said when when when they were

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01:09:38,360 --> 01:09:44,160
Speaker 1: out of the room. Okay, yeah, that's good. You could

1062
01:09:44,160 --> 01:09:50,920
Speaker 1: stop on either one. Yeah, let's go out of the room.

1063
01:09:51,200 --> 01:09:57,920
Speaker 1: Out of the room. Oh you see what it stopped doing.

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01:09:58,360 --> 01:10:05,639
Speaker 1: I ain't saying the house is nasty, but I ain't

1065
01:10:05,720 --> 01:10:08,880
Speaker 1: saying your place nasty. But the roach stopped me in

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01:10:08,960 --> 01:10:14,679
Speaker 1: the driveway. Man, I would not bow in that. I'm

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01:10:14,800 --> 01:10:21,080
Speaker 1: leaving myself. That's the roach the road man, And if

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01:10:21,120 --> 01:10:24,880
Speaker 1: you want to your own will, but I'm out of hill.

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01:10:29,920 --> 01:10:32,759
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I ain't saying, your house is nasty.

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01:10:33,280 --> 01:10:37,519
Speaker 1: But everybody else in the family things. So I ain't

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01:10:37,520 --> 01:10:43,040
Speaker 1: the only one way about your house. I everybody, I said,

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01:10:43,080 --> 01:10:47,000
Speaker 1: So you know what I ain't. I ain't saying your

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01:10:47,080 --> 01:10:49,880
Speaker 1: house nasty, but you do have to wipe your feet

1074
01:10:49,880 --> 01:10:58,360
Speaker 1: before you go outside. I'm just feet, I said, that's nasty.

1075
01:10:58,800 --> 01:11:02,479
Speaker 1: To come on, I ain't saying your house nasty. But

1076
01:11:02,600 --> 01:11:04,920
Speaker 1: when I pulled up in the dryway, neighbor came out

1077
01:11:04,960 --> 01:11:07,240
Speaker 1: and said, so you're gonna go in without a hazard.

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01:11:11,360 --> 01:11:13,240
Speaker 1: You're gonna just walk up in there with your clothes

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01:11:13,280 --> 01:11:19,519
Speaker 1: out like that. I love it. Come on you. I

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01:11:19,560 --> 01:11:22,160
Speaker 1: ain't saying you plays nasty, but it smells like your

1081
01:11:22,200 --> 01:11:30,680
Speaker 1: smoke cigars in there. And don't nobody smoke cigars. I

1082
01:11:30,800 --> 01:11:40,720
Speaker 1: didn't care for that. It wasn't funny. Look, yeah, I

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01:11:40,760 --> 01:11:43,240
Speaker 1: ain't saying your house nasty, but I can smell your

1084
01:11:43,280 --> 01:11:50,960
Speaker 1: toilet from out here outside your house nast like this,

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01:11:51,560 --> 01:11:55,080
Speaker 1: I ain't. I ain't saying your house is nasty, but

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01:11:55,200 --> 01:11:57,559
Speaker 1: when I called it, I get an ear infection every

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01:11:57,640 --> 01:12:07,400
Speaker 1: time I'm wrong. Over that, man, come a big dog.

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01:12:09,080 --> 01:12:12,240
Speaker 1: I ain't saying your house is nasty, But how come

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01:12:12,320 --> 01:12:18,080
Speaker 1: the flies won't go in there? They all just circling

1090
01:12:18,200 --> 01:12:25,320
Speaker 1: the house. I ain't saying your places nast, but all

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01:12:25,400 --> 01:12:34,280
Speaker 1: the milk and your refrigerator is cheese. That's pretty nasty.

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01:12:38,960 --> 01:12:41,280
Speaker 1: I ain't saying your house dash. But why is this

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01:12:41,479 --> 01:12:46,280
Speaker 1: dog got slippers on in here? Why he walking around

1094
01:12:47,920 --> 01:12:55,080
Speaker 1: with snickers? Wow? You know, I ain't ain't saying your

1095
01:12:55,120 --> 01:12:58,000
Speaker 1: house nasty? But how come a s coming here and

1096
01:12:58,160 --> 01:13:06,880
Speaker 1: he passed out a scump? Pass God, I ain't. I

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01:13:06,920 --> 01:13:10,320
Speaker 1: ain't saying your house nasty, you say, But how come

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01:13:10,400 --> 01:13:28,120
Speaker 1: your carpet is bubbling here? That's nat I ain't saying

1099
01:13:28,200 --> 01:13:30,880
Speaker 1: your place Nashville. How come all your windows in your

1100
01:13:30,920 --> 01:13:42,439
Speaker 1: house look like they tinted? What is I ain't saying

1101
01:13:42,520 --> 01:13:45,560
Speaker 1: your house nasty. But in that corner that is not

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01:13:45,680 --> 01:13:50,240
Speaker 1: a water stain. I know that's just a water stain. No, no, God,

1103
01:13:50,320 --> 01:13:53,200
Speaker 1: damn it, that mold. I know, I know what that is.

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01:13:55,520 --> 01:14:00,400
Speaker 1: To pass that all. I'm not saying your house is nasty,

1105
01:14:00,520 --> 01:14:03,439
Speaker 1: But how come the burglar broke in and left a

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01:14:03,560 --> 01:14:05,599
Speaker 1: note and said clean this up. I'll be back then.

1107
01:14:06,120 --> 01:14:12,640
Speaker 1: Come come on, now, who's the nasty house right here?

1108
01:14:15,240 --> 01:14:21,280
Speaker 1: Come on? I ain't saying your house nasty? But why

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01:14:21,439 --> 01:14:28,680
Speaker 1: is the TV show Hoarders offering you two million they

1110
01:14:28,840 --> 01:14:42,240
Speaker 1: offer you to I'm just yeah, yea, what the hell

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01:14:42,479 --> 01:14:53,960
Speaker 1: is in your right? I ain't saying you play nasty?

1112
01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:57,479
Speaker 1: But you got eighteen boxes of old Jet magazine. When

1113
01:14:57,479 --> 01:14:59,760
Speaker 1: are you gonna throw them out? Man? Come on, man,

1114
01:15:02,160 --> 01:15:04,640
Speaker 1: I ain't saying your house nash, but Jehoe witches this.

1115
01:15:04,720 --> 01:15:16,920
Speaker 1: Skip it. Let's just go to the next one. Yeah, one,

1116
01:15:17,080 --> 01:15:22,080
Speaker 1: last one. I ain't saying your house nash, but Jesus

1117
01:15:22,200 --> 01:15:24,760
Speaker 1: said when he comes back, he's not going back there.

1118
01:15:27,280 --> 01:15:34,160
Speaker 1: The Lord I'm coming back, but I will not. You

1119
01:15:34,320 --> 01:15:39,960
Speaker 1: really need to do something, all right, guys, thank you.

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01:15:40,120 --> 01:15:43,800
Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour. People keep

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01:15:43,920 --> 01:15:48,720
Speaker 1: talking to me about blank. We'll explain right after this

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01:15:50,439 --> 01:15:55,280
Speaker 1: you're listening to So Steve. We got an email from

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01:15:55,320 --> 01:15:58,960
Speaker 1: a listener. It says, my friend is a chef. People

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01:15:59,120 --> 01:16:02,080
Speaker 1: always talk to him about cooking. Even if he wants

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01:16:02,080 --> 01:16:06,479
Speaker 1: to talk about something besides food, the conversation inevitably goes

1126
01:16:06,600 --> 01:16:10,000
Speaker 1: back to him being a great chef. The email goes

1127
01:16:10,040 --> 01:16:12,960
Speaker 1: on to say, I have a friend working for candidate

1128
01:16:13,080 --> 01:16:16,400
Speaker 1: running for office, and every conversation in which she protects

1129
01:16:16,720 --> 01:16:21,160
Speaker 1: inevitably turns into politics. So, Steve, what does every conversation

1130
01:16:21,240 --> 01:16:23,639
Speaker 1: in your life turn into? I mean, do people talk

1131
01:16:23,680 --> 01:16:32,799
Speaker 1: about what TV money is? Funny money and advice? Success?

1132
01:16:32,880 --> 01:16:34,639
Speaker 1: And it's not that now. It's not that they ask

1133
01:16:34,720 --> 01:16:38,280
Speaker 1: for money. They want to discuss, you know, ideas for it,

1134
01:16:38,400 --> 01:16:41,640
Speaker 1: how to make more. I don't really mind that, you know.

1135
01:16:42,280 --> 01:16:44,559
Speaker 1: I mean, it's like when you meet a chef, you're

1136
01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:48,960
Speaker 1: gonna have questions because everybody loves inside information. A guy

1137
01:16:49,000 --> 01:16:51,519
Speaker 1: in politics you want to get his opinion. You meet

1138
01:16:51,560 --> 01:16:54,519
Speaker 1: a pro football player, you want to get information about

1139
01:16:54,600 --> 01:16:58,040
Speaker 1: playing ball, other teams. High song. So man, have you

1140
01:16:58,120 --> 01:17:02,360
Speaker 1: ever faced and Rogers? That's just coming? So you know, man,

1141
01:17:02,800 --> 01:17:06,320
Speaker 1: you know people, Man, how was it man? You know,

1142
01:17:06,439 --> 01:17:08,360
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, it's like people see Marjorie all

1143
01:17:08,360 --> 01:17:10,519
Speaker 1: the time. They're going, I bet he's just a hoop

1144
01:17:10,600 --> 01:17:14,040
Speaker 1: to live with. I bet he just funny holiday time.

1145
01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:17,519
Speaker 1: They think comedian. No, he's not funny at home at all.

1146
01:17:18,560 --> 01:17:21,160
Speaker 1: They just go, you just saying that, like I'm just

1147
01:17:21,280 --> 01:17:26,280
Speaker 1: at the house, just show never stopped. Yeah, yeah, like

1148
01:17:26,400 --> 01:17:28,160
Speaker 1: they always want to ask tell me they have a

1149
01:17:28,160 --> 01:17:30,600
Speaker 1: strawberry letter for me. I got a letter for you.

1150
01:17:31,760 --> 01:17:34,599
Speaker 1: What I always talking to you about? Tommy prank my mama,

1151
01:17:34,720 --> 01:17:40,880
Speaker 1: prank my dad, prank my uncle. I'm stupid when the

1152
01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:43,800
Speaker 1: people I meet me. Let me just clear this up.

1153
01:17:44,040 --> 01:17:46,760
Speaker 1: I don't know where Steve is. I don't know what

1154
01:17:46,880 --> 01:17:50,960
Speaker 1: he's doing for all of us. For all I'm not

1155
01:17:51,200 --> 01:17:54,560
Speaker 1: with him. I don't know where the hell he is.

1156
01:17:55,360 --> 01:17:59,240
Speaker 1: I don't talk to him that much. I just don't know.

1157
01:17:59,800 --> 01:18:03,000
Speaker 1: And don't give me a damn thing to give him

1158
01:18:03,040 --> 01:18:06,320
Speaker 1: him coming with that one. Oh, I'm not taking it.

1159
01:18:07,000 --> 01:18:14,280
Speaker 1: You're gonna win with a bag, Steve ain't tell But

1160
01:18:14,400 --> 01:18:17,439
Speaker 1: how do you not take the stuff? Oh? You know

1161
01:18:17,479 --> 01:18:20,040
Speaker 1: what I do. And I'm gonna emit this, I'm gonna

1162
01:18:20,040 --> 01:18:22,840
Speaker 1: say it. I'll take it, but I thought it was.

1163
01:18:26,479 --> 01:18:28,280
Speaker 1: I've watched him do it now. Yeah, I don't want

1164
01:18:28,320 --> 01:18:31,000
Speaker 1: to hurt nobody feeling. Oh yeah, you know what. You

1165
01:18:31,120 --> 01:18:33,680
Speaker 1: know what I don't like Jake when they roll up

1166
01:18:33,720 --> 01:18:37,400
Speaker 1: on Tommy, got something just for you, dog, just for you,

1167
01:18:37,840 --> 01:18:41,360
Speaker 1: whole type. Come back ten minute later. Here it is,

1168
01:18:41,760 --> 01:18:47,560
Speaker 1: get this to Steve. I'm this is my book, and

1169
01:18:47,680 --> 01:18:50,479
Speaker 1: I know here like this book. Yeah, it's kind of

1170
01:18:50,560 --> 01:18:53,960
Speaker 1: like his book, but not a fool like his book.

1171
01:18:54,000 --> 01:18:56,680
Speaker 1: I heard Steve like Jim and Choke. I made one

1172
01:18:57,479 --> 01:19:04,160
Speaker 1: wrapped up, laughed up jay, I made I made two,

1173
01:19:04,680 --> 01:19:15,400
Speaker 1: one for you and on the cake. Though, we can't

1174
01:19:15,479 --> 01:19:19,240
Speaker 1: eat something somebody we don't know, hands right, and we

1175
01:19:19,360 --> 01:19:24,960
Speaker 1: can't get it. We can't put it in our purser. Damn.

1176
01:19:25,040 --> 01:19:27,320
Speaker 1: But your feelings getting hurt. But you're not gonna do it,

1177
01:19:27,400 --> 01:19:33,679
Speaker 1: is poised me. Nobody eats food from a total stranger.

1178
01:19:34,280 --> 01:19:38,160
Speaker 1: You can't do It's not even smart. Oh that reminds

1179
01:19:38,240 --> 01:19:41,720
Speaker 1: me of that meme where this person was washing chitlands

1180
01:19:41,880 --> 01:19:45,880
Speaker 1: in their tub in their bathtub at home. Yes, that's

1181
01:19:45,920 --> 01:19:48,479
Speaker 1: why you can't take food from strangers. You don't know

1182
01:19:48,600 --> 01:19:55,400
Speaker 1: what their habits are. Baub chitlands. Yeah, I don't know

1183
01:19:55,479 --> 01:20:02,400
Speaker 1: how y'all ain't Yeah it kind of chilings in your sink? No, yeah,

1184
01:20:02,520 --> 01:20:04,439
Speaker 1: in the bathtub. Now, I put them in a bath.

1185
01:20:05,920 --> 01:20:10,040
Speaker 1: I'm before I ain't no eat no chilings out your

1186
01:20:10,080 --> 01:20:15,040
Speaker 1: bath right right right? Man? Yeah, yeah, a lot of

1187
01:20:16,080 --> 01:20:19,559
Speaker 1: right after they got off, right after they got up,

1188
01:20:20,439 --> 01:20:22,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get right back in here with the chien. No,

1189
01:20:23,479 --> 01:20:26,840
Speaker 1: how about this, Hey, save that water because I got

1190
01:20:26,920 --> 01:20:37,720
Speaker 1: the clean don't you don't dream that. That's ridiculous. That's

1191
01:20:37,760 --> 01:20:42,880
Speaker 1: a nast We're back at that nasty house again. Don't

1192
01:20:43,120 --> 01:20:53,880
Speaker 1: let on when you finished washing, put some washing pot.

1193
01:21:00,040 --> 01:21:06,000
Speaker 1: There's a little bit of hot water. When last time

1194
01:21:06,000 --> 01:21:08,280
Speaker 1: you had some chitlings? Man, oh man, it's been years now.

1195
01:21:08,320 --> 01:21:10,559
Speaker 1: Don't get me wrong. I used to eat them, but man,

1196
01:21:11,479 --> 01:21:13,960
Speaker 1: did you try to want some Paris? No? I never

1197
01:21:14,040 --> 01:21:19,360
Speaker 1: got Oh yeah to that. Yeah they were. They were

1198
01:21:19,400 --> 01:21:21,720
Speaker 1: on the menu. Jay. We came back and told Steve

1199
01:21:21,760 --> 01:21:29,439
Speaker 1: about yeah, yeah chitterling. Yes, yes, I think I'll go

1200
01:21:29,520 --> 01:21:33,680
Speaker 1: with Paris chilings before I go with bath. No, I

1201
01:21:33,720 --> 01:21:35,400
Speaker 1: don't want to go anyway. Eat no chiding with a

1202
01:21:35,520 --> 01:21:47,400
Speaker 1: phrasing wee weet, Yeah, yeah, is that what you made.

1203
01:21:47,439 --> 01:21:53,559
Speaker 1: You got from good ChIL you got. So that's what, Steve?

1204
01:21:53,640 --> 01:21:55,559
Speaker 1: What what do you want us to do? The stuff

1205
01:21:55,600 --> 01:21:57,680
Speaker 1: people be giving us to give you want us to

1206
01:21:58,560 --> 01:22:02,599
Speaker 1: keep it? Man? You know I don't need another blanker

1207
01:22:02,680 --> 01:22:07,800
Speaker 1: with my family, I don't need another I please don't.

1208
01:22:08,840 --> 01:22:14,240
Speaker 1: I'm nothing to do it. Curl up on you give

1209
01:22:14,280 --> 01:22:17,040
Speaker 1: paints where you look like Harry Tubman. I'm like, yeah,

1210
01:22:17,120 --> 01:22:28,479
Speaker 1: that's nice, just like it and we do. But yeah,

1211
01:22:29,680 --> 01:22:38,360
Speaker 1: I did. No man, that's Steve. I can't coming up

1212
01:22:38,439 --> 01:22:42,080
Speaker 1: more of this crazy ignorance. Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right

1213
01:22:42,120 --> 01:22:51,879
Speaker 1: after this, you're listening, all right, here's the question for everyone. Everyone,

1214
01:22:52,040 --> 01:22:56,360
Speaker 1: check it out. You're ready, I'm ready already. Can we

1215
01:22:56,760 --> 01:23:02,519
Speaker 1: live forever? That's the question. Just last year, scientists Daffy

1216
01:23:02,640 --> 01:23:06,720
Speaker 1: Albert Einstein College of Medicine came to the conclusion that

1217
01:23:06,960 --> 01:23:10,519
Speaker 1: humans are living as long as they possibly can these days,

1218
01:23:10,960 --> 01:23:13,920
Speaker 1: with the best of them getting up to who knew,

1219
01:23:14,160 --> 01:23:17,960
Speaker 1: one hundred and fifteen years old? One hundred and fifteen

1220
01:23:18,080 --> 01:23:21,880
Speaker 1: years old? Yeah. Well, now a group of Canadian researchers

1221
01:23:21,960 --> 01:23:24,920
Speaker 1: believe that humans don't have a limit. That's right. One

1222
01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:28,639
Speaker 1: day human beings might actually be able to live forever.

1223
01:23:29,160 --> 01:23:32,920
Speaker 1: They point out the lifestyle span, that lifespans continue to

1224
01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:35,439
Speaker 1: get longer and longer, and that they don't see an

1225
01:23:35,560 --> 01:23:38,040
Speaker 1: end in sight. Would you want to though, I think

1226
01:23:38,080 --> 01:23:41,400
Speaker 1: you already answered. You haven't taken care of myself, so

1227
01:23:42,200 --> 01:23:44,160
Speaker 1: I don't see that happening. You don't want to be

1228
01:23:44,200 --> 01:23:46,439
Speaker 1: a hundred eteen year old, but I do want to

1229
01:23:46,439 --> 01:23:50,000
Speaker 1: be a bother to my children. Yes, you want to stare?

1230
01:23:50,400 --> 01:23:53,360
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, and even when I'm going, I want

1231
01:23:53,400 --> 01:23:55,639
Speaker 1: to be you know, cremated. Put in the living room

1232
01:23:55,640 --> 01:24:03,519
Speaker 1: and when you walk padgy gold, I'll put you in

1233
01:24:03,640 --> 01:24:11,040
Speaker 1: the ground, don't care when you want the hands come out? Yeah,

1234
01:24:11,040 --> 01:24:15,519
Speaker 1: that would be the scariest thing at night, going to Liberal,

1235
01:24:15,720 --> 01:24:20,200
Speaker 1: That would be the scariest thing. I hang around if

1236
01:24:20,240 --> 01:24:24,479
Speaker 1: I could do it. In shape? Yeah yeah, in shape?

1237
01:24:24,680 --> 01:24:27,920
Speaker 1: Oh yeah healthy look good and you're healthy yeah strong?

1238
01:24:28,160 --> 01:24:33,080
Speaker 1: Yeah look good though one fifteen, I don't know what?

1239
01:24:34,320 --> 01:24:39,360
Speaker 1: Oh wait what yeh wait what what? Tommy say it again?

1240
01:24:39,600 --> 01:24:41,840
Speaker 1: I said, I hang around if I can still do it?

1241
01:24:44,280 --> 01:24:48,360
Speaker 1: You still you have sex? I thought, He meant, if

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01:24:48,360 --> 01:24:52,000
Speaker 1: you why y'all stay here? Yeah? But you want you

1243
01:24:52,120 --> 01:24:58,439
Speaker 1: want working it? Working in Younger women had a hundred.

1244
01:25:00,040 --> 01:25:03,679
Speaker 1: He's gonna have night girl, got me a night, little

1245
01:25:03,760 --> 01:25:12,760
Speaker 1: seven yo. Way to ya heart. You ye against the law.

1246
01:25:14,800 --> 01:25:20,240
Speaker 1: You're bringing a law somewhere, sticking the hundred. You're doing.

1247
01:25:20,560 --> 01:25:27,559
Speaker 1: You're fifteen years span, you're just robbing the crab, winking

1248
01:25:27,680 --> 01:25:34,880
Speaker 1: at me. Got her black home a figure. Boy. You

1249
01:25:35,080 --> 01:25:38,080
Speaker 1: have all kinds of colored pills, blue, yellow, red, What

1250
01:25:38,200 --> 01:25:42,479
Speaker 1: are the colors? They're not all blue? So you know

1251
01:25:42,760 --> 01:25:49,639
Speaker 1: I heard so you've heard heard the blue, the blue, yellow, yellow,

1252
01:25:49,680 --> 01:25:52,080
Speaker 1: one and they constant line. So let me tell you

1253
01:25:52,120 --> 01:25:55,240
Speaker 1: another tip. Make sure you're going to do something before

1254
01:25:55,280 --> 01:25:59,559
Speaker 1: you take one. Okay, show the down. You don't want

1255
01:25:59,600 --> 01:26:03,599
Speaker 1: to waste. Oh so what do you hold me? Money?

1256
01:26:03,720 --> 01:26:09,000
Speaker 1: Damn it? But that's what you heard. That's what you heard.

1257
01:26:09,200 --> 01:26:13,479
Speaker 1: That's what I heard. My nice They look like skittles

1258
01:26:13,560 --> 01:26:19,479
Speaker 1: right now, wows and reds and yellows. And what's going

1259
01:26:19,560 --> 01:26:26,840
Speaker 1: on with you talking about system? Shout already? I just

1260
01:26:27,000 --> 01:26:30,400
Speaker 1: like that extra work. You know, that's not healthy, that's

1261
01:26:30,479 --> 01:26:37,880
Speaker 1: not smart. People love it, people love it. Who are

1262
01:26:38,000 --> 01:26:44,320
Speaker 1: these people at? Who are these strange people who speak

1263
01:26:44,400 --> 01:26:50,160
Speaker 1: of people? A? Yeah, I just think when it's my time,

1264
01:26:50,240 --> 01:26:52,639
Speaker 1: I want to go, you know, whenever that is. Yeah,

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01:26:53,280 --> 01:26:56,639
Speaker 1: all right, we'll be back after this. All right, you're

1266
01:26:56,720 --> 01:27:02,600
Speaker 1: listening to show, all right, Stephen, the guys, uh this

1267
01:27:02,840 --> 01:27:06,200
Speaker 1: is this is a segment Jay Road called your halfway

1268
01:27:06,240 --> 01:27:09,680
Speaker 1: to Work. When you realize things happened to you get up,

1269
01:27:10,400 --> 01:27:13,880
Speaker 1: you've been there halfway to work. Half what you get up?

1270
01:27:14,320 --> 01:27:18,000
Speaker 1: You you got your clothes on, and then you realize

1271
01:27:18,600 --> 01:27:23,639
Speaker 1: you half way to work. You good for you. Sometimes

1272
01:27:23,680 --> 01:27:28,080
Speaker 1: you pulled up at work, yeah, and you realize, wow,

1273
01:27:28,560 --> 01:27:32,160
Speaker 1: you halfway to work, and you realize, damn this Saturday,

1274
01:27:36,920 --> 01:27:39,080
Speaker 1: I should be going that way. You're going that way

1275
01:27:39,160 --> 01:27:43,800
Speaker 1: so so often man, Yeah, I didn't been halfway to work.

1276
01:27:44,439 --> 01:27:48,080
Speaker 1: I didn't been halfway to work and realize my phone.

1277
01:27:48,560 --> 01:27:52,800
Speaker 1: Who was on my nice thing? Oh, I don't call

1278
01:27:53,120 --> 01:27:55,400
Speaker 1: and say I just ain't gonna make it, will be

1279
01:27:55,520 --> 01:27:59,040
Speaker 1: late to go back. Didn't get this phone? We half

1280
01:27:59,080 --> 01:28:02,600
Speaker 1: at home. Yeah. You can't leave your phone out. No,

1281
01:28:02,720 --> 01:28:07,800
Speaker 1: you can't leave you phone. No, I know our radio

1282
01:28:07,880 --> 01:28:15,840
Speaker 1: show for four hours. No sitting on this radio and

1283
01:28:15,920 --> 01:28:20,439
Speaker 1: that phone just out there anywhere. It's not anywhere. Let

1284
01:28:20,479 --> 01:28:22,200
Speaker 1: me just say this color. If he don't go get

1285
01:28:22,280 --> 01:28:28,920
Speaker 1: that phone, he can't do the next day Okay, I

1286
01:28:29,080 --> 01:28:31,680
Speaker 1: got it. He got to go get that phone. You

1287
01:28:31,800 --> 01:28:37,439
Speaker 1: half way to work, Huh, I could turn this third round.

1288
01:28:37,479 --> 01:28:45,160
Speaker 1: I'd have left the baby at the house, left the

1289
01:28:45,360 --> 01:28:52,559
Speaker 1: baby on your phone. Remember I was saying my mom,

1290
01:28:52,640 --> 01:28:54,720
Speaker 1: I was working. I ain't gonna kill me because I

1291
01:28:54,760 --> 01:28:57,360
Speaker 1: was halfway to work, realized I'd have left the front

1292
01:28:57,439 --> 01:29:05,240
Speaker 1: door wide people just by looking in the house. You

1293
01:29:05,400 --> 01:29:07,960
Speaker 1: all dressed up, and you look down right, you got

1294
01:29:08,040 --> 01:29:10,720
Speaker 1: your tie on, your jacket on, you look down, you

1295
01:29:10,920 --> 01:29:20,360
Speaker 1: still got on your pajama pants dress. What is going

1296
01:29:20,400 --> 01:29:25,560
Speaker 1: on with my life? Man? You have to work? And

1297
01:29:25,680 --> 01:29:30,320
Speaker 1: then realized I didn't brush none of my damn what

1298
01:29:30,560 --> 01:29:35,080
Speaker 1: is this I'm smelling that? Damn it is me. It's me,

1299
01:29:36,280 --> 01:29:44,880
Speaker 1: It's me, hey Jay Tommy. Uh. I would have been

1300
01:29:45,479 --> 01:29:49,040
Speaker 1: halfway to work and then realize when I get to work,

1301
01:29:49,280 --> 01:29:51,800
Speaker 1: I would have to borrow some money. My damn wash,

1302
01:29:56,000 --> 01:30:00,640
Speaker 1: imnna have to borrow from somebody. Yeah, somebody I got

1303
01:30:00,760 --> 01:30:03,920
Speaker 1: wanted to kill you. This was back in the day.

1304
01:30:04,040 --> 01:30:06,200
Speaker 1: I've been on my way to work and forgot that

1305
01:30:06,280 --> 01:30:11,080
Speaker 1: I didn't even go home that night. Oh you didn't

1306
01:30:11,120 --> 01:30:17,040
Speaker 1: check in people looking for what mean you didn't do

1307
01:30:19,080 --> 01:30:20,920
Speaker 1: I just had to go to work from where I walked.

1308
01:30:22,880 --> 01:30:27,240
Speaker 1: You never made it back home. No, I love it,

1309
01:30:27,680 --> 01:30:32,519
Speaker 1: love it. Yeah, you had way to work and you

1310
01:30:32,720 --> 01:30:41,080
Speaker 1: realize I had this on yesterday. Use the night, befhone,

1311
01:30:41,240 --> 01:30:48,320
Speaker 1: you knew you you're listening, all right, we are back.

1312
01:30:48,439 --> 01:30:52,519
Speaker 1: This is our last break of the day, Steve. We're

1313
01:30:52,560 --> 01:30:56,240
Speaker 1: ready for your clothing remarks. I'm so happy they're back today.

1314
01:30:57,240 --> 01:30:59,400
Speaker 1: I want to give you all something that came to me.

1315
01:31:00,960 --> 01:31:02,960
Speaker 1: It came to me this morning. I was been in

1316
01:31:03,120 --> 01:31:06,200
Speaker 1: really over the weekend. I was doing a lot of

1317
01:31:06,640 --> 01:31:10,400
Speaker 1: prayerful meditating over the weekend, you know, just trying to

1318
01:31:10,439 --> 01:31:13,000
Speaker 1: recenter myself. You know, sometimes I get a little off,

1319
01:31:13,120 --> 01:31:17,080
Speaker 1: you know, I see myself sliding off course, I'm forgetting

1320
01:31:17,720 --> 01:31:21,479
Speaker 1: to be grateful as I should. I start working on

1321
01:31:21,640 --> 01:31:24,080
Speaker 1: some things that I want to happen so badly. I

1322
01:31:24,240 --> 01:31:27,000
Speaker 1: keep pouring a lot of time into it. I keep,

1323
01:31:27,600 --> 01:31:31,479
Speaker 1: you know, reviewing my plans and goals and sometimes you know,

1324
01:31:31,600 --> 01:31:34,800
Speaker 1: your second guest stuff, and sometimes you spend a lot

1325
01:31:34,880 --> 01:31:37,519
Speaker 1: of time just scratching your head trying to figure out

1326
01:31:37,640 --> 01:31:42,080
Speaker 1: your next move. I'm sure everybody can relate to that.

1327
01:31:42,600 --> 01:31:44,439
Speaker 1: How you sit up in here, man, and some of

1328
01:31:44,520 --> 01:31:47,360
Speaker 1: your best laid plans seem to be going a ride

1329
01:31:47,800 --> 01:31:51,559
Speaker 1: and you just can't figure it out. I was sitting

1330
01:31:51,640 --> 01:31:57,280
Speaker 1: up and somebody sent me this this morning, and it's

1331
01:31:57,520 --> 01:32:00,720
Speaker 1: entitled Release, and as I read it, I just want

1332
01:32:00,760 --> 01:32:02,679
Speaker 1: to share with you the thought that I was having

1333
01:32:02,800 --> 01:32:06,920
Speaker 1: when I was reading this thing called Release, and it says,

1334
01:32:06,960 --> 01:32:10,960
Speaker 1: Heavenly Father, I release to you the burdens that I

1335
01:32:11,080 --> 01:32:15,320
Speaker 1: have been carried, burdens that you never intended for me

1336
01:32:15,520 --> 01:32:19,280
Speaker 1: to carry. You know what I read that? It meant

1337
01:32:19,360 --> 01:32:21,479
Speaker 1: something to me because a lot of the stuff that's

1338
01:32:21,560 --> 01:32:24,320
Speaker 1: on us that we can around hen't He won't even

1339
01:32:24,439 --> 01:32:26,760
Speaker 1: intend for us to carry around. We just can it

1340
01:32:26,800 --> 01:32:29,639
Speaker 1: around because we didn't took it upon ourselves to worry

1341
01:32:29,720 --> 01:32:33,600
Speaker 1: about it. We didn't took it upon ourself that this

1342
01:32:33,880 --> 01:32:38,479
Speaker 1: is now this albatross around our neck when God really

1343
01:32:38,560 --> 01:32:41,559
Speaker 1: didn't intend for that. You know, other people's problems really

1344
01:32:41,640 --> 01:32:46,320
Speaker 1: ain't your problems. They can bring it to you, but

1345
01:32:46,520 --> 01:32:51,280
Speaker 1: that don't mean is yours. So you end up carrying

1346
01:32:51,320 --> 01:32:54,120
Speaker 1: around stuff that God never intended for you to carry.

1347
01:32:54,439 --> 01:32:56,720
Speaker 1: You know, like you hear your great grandmama used to say,

1348
01:32:57,000 --> 01:32:59,599
Speaker 1: don't let other people put their trash in your trash

1349
01:32:59,680 --> 01:33:02,400
Speaker 1: can because you need all that room for your trage,

1350
01:33:02,880 --> 01:33:06,200
Speaker 1: but now you can around somebody else's. Then it goes

1351
01:33:06,280 --> 01:33:10,040
Speaker 1: on to say, I cast all my cares upon you,

1352
01:33:10,680 --> 01:33:14,240
Speaker 1: all my worries, all my fears. You have told me

1353
01:33:14,800 --> 01:33:19,160
Speaker 1: to not be anxious about anything, but rather to bring

1354
01:33:19,439 --> 01:33:24,560
Speaker 1: everything to you in prayer with thankfulness. Man, I have

1355
01:33:24,760 --> 01:33:28,080
Speaker 1: forgotten about that. And when I read that, it reminded

1356
01:33:28,160 --> 01:33:31,120
Speaker 1: me that I shouldn't be anxious about these deals. I'm

1357
01:33:31,160 --> 01:33:34,080
Speaker 1: working on my next move, what I need to get done.

1358
01:33:34,400 --> 01:33:37,760
Speaker 1: Why am I tripping about that? I don't know how

1359
01:33:37,800 --> 01:33:40,720
Speaker 1: it's gonna turn out anyway. I'm anxious about something that

1360
01:33:40,800 --> 01:33:45,000
Speaker 1: I actually have no control over. So I just said

1361
01:33:45,080 --> 01:33:47,679
Speaker 1: to me, Steve, just turned this over to who got

1362
01:33:47,760 --> 01:33:50,680
Speaker 1: all this in control, and let him have it, and

1363
01:33:50,840 --> 01:33:54,360
Speaker 1: be grateful for what you have. And then it says, Father,

1364
01:33:54,720 --> 01:33:59,720
Speaker 1: calm my relentless spirit, quiet my anxious heart, still my

1365
01:33:59,800 --> 01:34:04,599
Speaker 1: troubling thoughts, with the assurance that you are in control. Man.

1366
01:34:04,680 --> 01:34:07,160
Speaker 1: Ain't that cool when you turn something over to God

1367
01:34:07,439 --> 01:34:09,320
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden you have a calmness or

1368
01:34:09,400 --> 01:34:11,840
Speaker 1: quiet in the stillness because you ain't got to wear

1369
01:34:11,880 --> 01:34:14,280
Speaker 1: about it. No more then it says, I let go

1370
01:34:15,160 --> 01:34:18,840
Speaker 1: of my grip upon the things that have been I've

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01:34:18,880 --> 01:34:22,720
Speaker 1: been hanging on too. With open hands. I come to you.

1372
01:34:23,120 --> 01:34:26,719
Speaker 1: I release to you and will all that I am

1373
01:34:27,840 --> 01:34:31,360
Speaker 1: trying to manipulate. I release to you all that I'm

1374
01:34:31,400 --> 01:34:34,559
Speaker 1: trying to manipulate. So if you let go of stuff,

1375
01:34:35,120 --> 01:34:36,600
Speaker 1: if you let go of a lot of stuff that

1376
01:34:36,640 --> 01:34:39,080
Speaker 1: you're hanging on to, y'all, you can go to God

1377
01:34:39,160 --> 01:34:41,760
Speaker 1: with open hands. If you go to God with open hands,

1378
01:34:41,840 --> 01:34:44,759
Speaker 1: he got something to feel now. But if you hanging

1379
01:34:44,840 --> 01:34:46,840
Speaker 1: on and got a death grip on a whole bunch

1380
01:34:46,920 --> 01:34:49,000
Speaker 1: of stuff that you can't do nothing about it, and

1381
01:34:49,080 --> 01:34:51,880
Speaker 1: it's really meaningless, you ain't got room to receive what

1382
01:34:52,040 --> 01:34:57,360
Speaker 1: He got for you. So I release to you all

1383
01:34:57,560 --> 01:35:00,200
Speaker 1: that I am trying to manipulate. I release to you

1384
01:35:00,200 --> 01:35:05,560
Speaker 1: your authority, all that I am trying to control. I

1385
01:35:05,760 --> 01:35:09,280
Speaker 1: release to your timing all that I have been striving

1386
01:35:09,400 --> 01:35:12,080
Speaker 1: to make happen. Everything I've been trying to make happen.

1387
01:35:12,080 --> 01:35:14,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you make it happen. Everything I've been

1388
01:35:14,720 --> 01:35:16,920
Speaker 1: wanting to happen at a certain time, I'm gonna let

1389
01:35:17,000 --> 01:35:19,400
Speaker 1: that happen in your time. You do it in your time,

1390
01:35:19,439 --> 01:35:22,720
Speaker 1: when it's your will for me. It's called release. Just

1391
01:35:23,000 --> 01:35:26,000
Speaker 1: let it go, man, because you're tripping about stuff you

1392
01:35:26,120 --> 01:35:30,240
Speaker 1: really can't control. That's an amazing thing. Then it says,

1393
01:35:30,280 --> 01:35:33,679
Speaker 1: I thank you for your promise to sustain me, because

1394
01:35:33,720 --> 01:35:38,040
Speaker 1: that's his promise to sustain you, preserve me and God

1395
01:35:38,240 --> 01:35:42,000
Speaker 1: all that I have entrusted to your keeping. So now

1396
01:35:42,080 --> 01:35:44,160
Speaker 1: when you turn it over to God and you let

1397
01:35:44,240 --> 01:35:46,720
Speaker 1: him have it, and you release this grip on this

1398
01:35:46,800 --> 01:35:49,280
Speaker 1: stuff that you have no control over, and you ask

1399
01:35:49,360 --> 01:35:52,599
Speaker 1: for his calmness and your quiet and you release everything

1400
01:35:52,720 --> 01:35:57,600
Speaker 1: to him, guess what now you can just trust that

1401
01:35:57,720 --> 01:35:59,760
Speaker 1: you didn't put it in the right hands. You got

1402
01:35:59,880 --> 01:36:02,639
Speaker 1: to it in the best hand. So he gonna protect

1403
01:36:02,760 --> 01:36:06,200
Speaker 1: that now he watching over it instead of you watching

1404
01:36:06,280 --> 01:36:08,519
Speaker 1: over it. Now, who would you rather hand watching over something?

1405
01:36:08,600 --> 01:36:13,000
Speaker 1: You are God, protect my heart and mind with your peace,

1406
01:36:13,720 --> 01:36:19,120
Speaker 1: the peace that passes all understanding. Father, May your will

1407
01:36:19,240 --> 01:36:24,240
Speaker 1: be done in my life. That was powerful to me, man.

1408
01:36:25,640 --> 01:36:28,000
Speaker 1: And I read that this morning and I said, Wow,

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01:36:28,479 --> 01:36:31,240
Speaker 1: I'm gonna share that with everybody because that really helped

1410
01:36:31,280 --> 01:36:35,160
Speaker 1: me today man, that it allowed me to let go

1411
01:36:35,320 --> 01:36:38,760
Speaker 1: of something, to let gold stuff that I've been hanging

1412
01:36:38,840 --> 01:36:41,800
Speaker 1: on to trying to make stuff happen when there's so

1413
01:36:41,960 --> 01:36:44,680
Speaker 1: much stuff that's out of my control. If you just

1414
01:36:44,880 --> 01:36:47,479
Speaker 1: let it go, turn it over to God, and be

1415
01:36:47,600 --> 01:36:52,000
Speaker 1: all right with it. Because he'd been having you, why

1416
01:36:52,040 --> 01:36:55,160
Speaker 1: would he not have this? But we grab ourselves and

1417
01:36:55,320 --> 01:36:57,439
Speaker 1: we want to be a part of it so much

1418
01:36:57,600 --> 01:37:02,000
Speaker 1: that we end up getting in the way. So I

1419
01:37:02,160 --> 01:37:05,120
Speaker 1: asked that this will be done in my life, in

1420
01:37:05,280 --> 01:37:08,800
Speaker 1: your time, and in your way, however he want to

1421
01:37:08,880 --> 01:37:10,400
Speaker 1: do it, and whenever he want to do it, I'm

1422
01:37:10,479 --> 01:37:14,519
Speaker 1: cool with that. Stop being anxious for everything, y'all, step back,

1423
01:37:14,680 --> 01:37:16,360
Speaker 1: turn it over to God and let him do what

1424
01:37:16,479 --> 01:37:22,559
Speaker 1: he'd do. You feel me? Feel you? That was good? Yeah? Yeah, y'all.

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01:37:22,600 --> 01:37:30,960
Speaker 1: Have a great weekend for all Steve Harvey contests. No

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01:37:31,080 --> 01:37:34,519
Speaker 1: purchase necessary, void where prohibited. Participants must be legal US

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Speaker 1: residents at least eighteen years old, unless otherwise stated. For

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