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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand jebils Dirty Little Secret. Time

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Speaker 1: for your dirty little secret? Text in for one oh

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Speaker 1: six one. They say I say it too fast. I'm

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Speaker 1: saying it slower. Do you think it was nice? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I was listening. Oh oh, I'll try it again. Then

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Speaker 1: text in four one o six one. I used to like,

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Speaker 1: you can hear that. I've I've heard the criticism and

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Speaker 1: I agree. Also, I was saying it too quick, so

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Speaker 1: that's the text number. Oh. Also I take too long

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Speaker 1: to get to the things, so let's get to it.

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Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret? Hey? Um, yeah, I stubbed

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Speaker 1: my toe and now I'm in a foot brace. Is

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Speaker 1: that your dirty little secret? He's doing right into it? Well, no,

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Speaker 1: that's what I've been telling people. But my dirty little secret,

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Speaker 1: what really happened was I was doing the helicopter dance

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Speaker 1: my wife and I tripped over our phone cord and

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Speaker 1: I jammed my toe into the wall. The one was

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Speaker 1: practically sticking out or didn't happen? Yeah, seriously, I want

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Speaker 1: to say, the video of you stubbing your toe doing

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Speaker 1: that so you're yeah right, you should do it again

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Speaker 1: and film a SloMo videos. A lot of jet that

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Speaker 1: Alexander are married. If you didn't know that, I have

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Speaker 1: to say that for new listeners, if you're a listener

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Speaker 1: to say all the time. But yeah, um, try doing

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Speaker 1: that that helicopter or jumping up and down, but jumping

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Speaker 1: up and down in basketball shows with no unties, SloMo,

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Speaker 1: it's hilarious. Yeah, also makes you look pretty impressive. It's

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Speaker 1: really funny. I'm more shocked. Hey, you're doing a little secret.

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Speaker 1: Is that you tell everybody you stubbed your toe? Why

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Speaker 1: do you tell him you stub your toe again? Or how? Um?

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Speaker 1: I just was walking there, okay, so you just you

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Speaker 1: just say whatever, you stubbed your toe. But the real

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Speaker 1: reason I say whatever, you're helicopter in for your wife

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Speaker 1: and then you tripped. Why are you like denying the truth? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's a better story because you can't tell people that

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Speaker 1: it worked, can you? Hilarious? No, I just I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to. I don't want to tell any

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Speaker 1: of my co workers. It's an embarrassing story. I can't

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Speaker 1: tell him when I'm doing the helicopter dance and naked

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Speaker 1: for my wife. Why, Yeah, that's funny? All right, Well,

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Speaker 1: you know, maybe I will then maybe I will start

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Speaker 1: telling yeah, right before you get a meeting started. Like

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Speaker 1: maybe I don't know what you do, but maybe you're

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Speaker 1: talking to someone who was a prospective client talked to like,

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Speaker 1: sorry about that, stumma tell last night heller Coptern for

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Speaker 1: the wife. I'm more shocked that you have a phone card.

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Speaker 1: You have like a you have a landline in your house. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we keep it old school at the house. Wow, that's

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Speaker 1: like really old school in nineteen sixties old school. I

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Speaker 1: thought you meant, like the phone call that you plug

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Speaker 1: into the wall, you're phone. That's what I was wondering

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Speaker 1: because you said phone cards. So you actually have a landline. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I don't care about your helicopter thing anymore. That's a

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Speaker 1: funny story. But also I think that's the biggest third

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Speaker 1: little secret is you have a landline. It probablys is

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Speaker 1: a money on. The cable company did that thing to you,

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Speaker 1: didn't they They tripled it up on you and bundled

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Speaker 1: it up. And now you have Yeah, now you have

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Speaker 1: a phone that just rings once in a while. You

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Speaker 1: don't and uh, it's it's only telemarks, and you forget

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Speaker 1: where you put the phone. So you're running around your

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Speaker 1: house being like, where do the phone? Where do we

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Speaker 1: put the phone? Again? What is it under? I would

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Speaker 1: really like to know how that saves the cable company money?

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Speaker 1: Doesn't Yeah, I mean, like does it even? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Why do they want us have a phone lane? Why? Why? Exactly?

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Speaker 1: And I think the biggest thing, that's what I mean.

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Speaker 1: I feel like I should be the ones suing them?

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Speaker 1: Are they suing you? I should be the one suing them?

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Speaker 1: So are you okay? There's levels to your dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: Are they sing? No, I'm paying my bill. It's just

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Speaker 1: they should they should be sued for what happened. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I agree, I agree. Maybe send them a video if

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Speaker 1: you're doing the helicopter that could you know sway things

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Speaker 1: in mule direction? Yeah, some evidence on the evidence. Well

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Speaker 1: it's a funny story. Thank you for telling us. And

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Speaker 1: it's really cool to meet somebody from the past. I

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Speaker 1: don't know time traveled here last Yeah, back in the back,

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Speaker 1: in the back in the day, when they had phone,

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Speaker 1: when they had regular phone lines plugged into your they'd

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Speaker 1: be plugged into your wall. Landline, Yeah, landline, and if

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Speaker 1: you picked up in the house and someone else is

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Speaker 1: on it, you'd hear their conversation and you'd be like,

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Speaker 1: get off the phone, and then they'd hang up. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: sometimes you wouldn't know. Yeah, you'll go check, dude. It

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Speaker 1: was nice though, with a regular phone when they were around,

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Speaker 1: because if you didn't want someone to call you, they

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Speaker 1: had do not disturb. Oh really no, it was kind

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Speaker 1: of do not disturb though. All you did was leave

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Speaker 1: the phone off the hook. He's too young, it's so smart,

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Speaker 1: thought school. Do not disturb. Well, thank you for telling

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Speaker 1: us your her little secret. Thanks, guys, have a good day.

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Speaker 1: Thank you too. What's your dirty Little Secret? The Jebel

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