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Speaker 1: The Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jubil phone frameyday

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Speaker 1: mornings on that's twenties. Hello, where's my product? Well? Where's

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Speaker 1: your what product? This car? Yeah? This is this Carl,

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Speaker 1: Carl that lives at Street? Yeah? Okay, how do you

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Speaker 1: know where I live? Who? I know a lot about you, Carl,

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Speaker 1: And I think you know why? And I think that

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Speaker 1: you know why I'm calling. I have absolutely no idea

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Speaker 1: why you're calling me. What do you What do you want?

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Speaker 1: I want my product, sir, I have no idea what

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Speaker 1: product you're talking about? You know? Okay? How about I

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Speaker 1: jog your memory a little bit. You drive cars to

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Speaker 1: auto auctions? Correct? Yeah? The other day you drove a

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Speaker 1: Ferrari to the auction correct. Yeah it was a nice car.

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Speaker 1: But yes, it was very nice car. How was the

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Speaker 1: trunk of the car? Did you like inspecting that? I

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Speaker 1: don't inspect the trunks. I just make sure the car

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Speaker 1: turns on and then drive it up. All right, Carl,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you one more chance to come clean,

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Speaker 1: and then I'm gonna send on my employees over to

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Speaker 1: your house to look for it. Sir, I am sorry,

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Speaker 1: I don't have it. I didn't take it. I don't

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Speaker 1: even know what you're talking about. Other people touched the

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Speaker 1: car before me. Maybe he was my boss, Maybe he

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Speaker 1: was my new boss. Neil, it's it's a new job.

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Speaker 1: I just drive cars to the auction. That's all I do.

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Speaker 1: I said, the car already talking about I already talked

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Speaker 1: to Neil. Already talked to Neil. Actually, Neil's in a

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Speaker 1: warehouse right now. Oh conversation. I don't want to go

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Speaker 1: to the warehouse. Neil don't have But Neil, your boss,

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Speaker 1: is the one who told me I needed to call you.

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Speaker 1: He said you have it. Neil's a liar. I just

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Speaker 1: met him. I don't even I just started this job.

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Speaker 1: He's lying to you. I promise I didn't take anything.

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Speaker 1: I didn't touch anything. It was just the car. I

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Speaker 1: drove it. That's it. Please do not hurt me. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I know. I said I'm gonna give you one more chance.

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Speaker 1: But now I'm gonna give you one more chance. Where

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Speaker 1: is my product, Carl, sir, I don't know. I don't

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Speaker 1: know what product you have. I don't know what Neil

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Speaker 1: told you, but I don't know. All I do is

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Speaker 1: drive the cars. I don't check anything. Neil checks them,

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Speaker 1: the police check them. You sound like sound exactly like

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Speaker 1: somebody who would be in the market for what I have.

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Speaker 1: I mean, he's trying to sell them. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what I'm trying to say on the streets. Sir, you

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Speaker 1: don't have to get angry. You don't have to call

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Speaker 1: me a promise. I'm not I have no idea how

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Speaker 1: to sell things on the street. I don't know how

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Speaker 1: to flip things. I'm not even sure what that is

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Speaker 1: or what I'm doing. I just drive cars. I didn't

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Speaker 1: take anything. So you're gonna tell me that you drove

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Speaker 1: my car to the auto auction and when I bought

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Speaker 1: it back it was seventeen pounds lighter, and you don't

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Speaker 1: know where it went. Please, sir, don't hurt me. I

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Speaker 1: didn't take anything. I didn't do anything. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what I would even do with seventeen pounds of cracker compagne.

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Speaker 1: Please just leave me alone. What are you talking about

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Speaker 1: any of it? You said products. I don't have any

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Speaker 1: drugs or anything. I had seventeen pounds of furbies in

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Speaker 1: the back of that car. Is furbies a term for drugs?

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Speaker 1: No furbies is a term for those cute, little stuffed

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Speaker 1: animals that people just can't get enough of. I had

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Speaker 1: a huge collection of ferbies in the back of that truck,

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Speaker 1: and they're not there anymore. Where are my furbies? I

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Speaker 1: definitely don't have seventeen pounds of furbies at all. That's

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Speaker 1: really weird that you're selling those, and that they took

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Speaker 1: your car for selling those. Those furbies are my friends.

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Speaker 1: They keep me warm at night. I wasn't very warm

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Speaker 1: when I was locked up, and I want to be

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Speaker 1: warm again with my furbie friends. Are you snuggling with them?

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Speaker 1: Your pervert? You better not have touched my purple furbie.

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Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't touch any furbies. I promise you.

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Speaker 1: People would have noticed if I took seventeen pounds of

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Speaker 1: furbies out of a car. You're right, they would have noticed.

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Speaker 1: And I believe you because this is actually Jewel from

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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you and

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Speaker 1: your boss Neil set you up. What it's a joke. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. I really thought some guy was gonna

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Speaker 1: come and murder me and just break my legs over

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Speaker 1: some kind of furbie collection. The Jewel Show on demand