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Speaker 1: Did you bill show on demand? Why are you late

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Speaker 1: this morning? Let's make you even later by calling us

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Speaker 1: right now eight at eight three four three one six

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Speaker 1: one text in four one six one. That's today's ridiculous

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Speaker 1: Internet question. It said, you will show. Why are you

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Speaker 1: late this morning? Hey, Serena, Serena, Hello, Serena, Hello, she's

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Speaker 1: late to answer the hello, good morning, Good morning, Serena.

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Speaker 1: Why are you late today? Because I seriously contemplated at

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Speaker 1: start up taking someone else's coffee too, And then I

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Speaker 1: definitely did you took someone else's coffee? Only because it's

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Speaker 1: I know it's a woman who works next door at

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Speaker 1: the Verizon store and we get close to the same one,

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Speaker 1: and I've seen her walk in and take mine, and

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Speaker 1: so I reparked way back in and took her coffee.

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Speaker 1: So you took her coffee because she took yours and

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Speaker 1: that's why you're late this morning. Well, thank you very

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Speaker 1: much for your phone call shout out. Definitely worth it,

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Serena. Absolute calls up eight to eight three

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Speaker 1: four three one oh six one, text in four one

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Speaker 1: six one. Why are you late this morning? Somebody texted

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Speaker 1: in and just said, these damn kids they will definitely

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Speaker 1: make you late all the time. Call us eight at

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Speaker 1: eight three four three one six one, text in four

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Speaker 1: one oh six one. I think everybody in studio was

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Speaker 1: pretty much on time today, Victoria, you were on time,

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Speaker 1: weren't you? No, I'm not gonna lie when you. I

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Speaker 1: was kind of late, so said the question. I was like,

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Speaker 1: oh my gosh, how did you know? Like no one

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Speaker 1: was in studio when I got in here. I was

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Speaker 1: like solid, but I was definitely why were you late?

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Speaker 1: Because I was having a bad day yesterday, so I

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Speaker 1: wanted to have a good day to day. So I

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Speaker 1: had to like get dress and make sure I had

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Speaker 1: my coffee because I didn't. I left with it, I

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Speaker 1: let out it yesterday, so I wanted to make sure

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Speaker 1: I had today because I saw somebody else's coffee, Like

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Speaker 1: next time, call us say to eight three four three

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Speaker 1: one oh six one, text in four one oh six one. Hello,

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Speaker 1: who's this Ken? Kevin? Are you late this morning? A

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Speaker 1: little bit? Why are you late for road work? Road work?

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Speaker 1: Like there was the work on the way or that's

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Speaker 1: the story that you're telling. Oh no, it's I ended

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Speaker 1: up going through two different constructions zones, and one of

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Speaker 1: them actually they stopped the entire road. Oh wow, okay,

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Speaker 1: so that's why I was late because of a construction

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Speaker 1: crew the other day. But it was helpful because I

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Speaker 1: had a flat tire and I didn't even know it,

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Speaker 1: and the dude that was flagging people down to slow

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Speaker 1: down was pointing at me, and I was like, what

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Speaker 1: is this guy's problem? Oh my gosh, really, and then

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Speaker 1: had drone by him and he's like, your tires flat?

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Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, thanks, I need all right, man,

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Speaker 1: We'll get to work five minutes away from the site.

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Speaker 1: Calls up eight at eight three four three one oh

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Speaker 1: six one, text in four one to six one. Why

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Speaker 1: are you late this morning? Someone texted in and said

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Speaker 1: I'm late because I was born late. And I think

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Speaker 1: consistency is very important. I think so too. I think

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Speaker 1: that that's really smart of you. You know, would be like, hey,

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Speaker 1: I can't help it. I was born late. It's in

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Speaker 1: my jeans to be late. I'm always going to be late.

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Speaker 1: Just let them know up front. Call us up eighty

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Speaker 1: eight three four three one six one. Text in four

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Speaker 1: one to six one. Why are you late this morning?

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Speaker 1: Somebody said, I'm flat out lazy. That's why I'm like,

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Speaker 1: see again, it's good to be in touch with yourself. Richard,

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Speaker 1: you were on time today. I'm always on time, sir, Richard,

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Speaker 1: you are always on time. We'll see. I grew up

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Speaker 1: in theater, so fifteen minutes beforehand is on time. On

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Speaker 1: time is late, and anything after that is unacceptable. Richard

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Speaker 1: Charkier editor, He did grow up in theater. He's a

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Speaker 1: theater boy, and I've done I've done some theater, but

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Speaker 1: you know I've done stand up comedy, where it's the

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Speaker 1: same thing. You gotta be there early to go on stage,

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Speaker 1: and I'm late all the time. So do you know

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Speaker 1: how many times I've had to call a comedy club

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Speaker 1: owner and be like, hey, just come out, hop in

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Speaker 1: my car parking for me and I'll get right on stage.

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Speaker 1: I know I'm late. Like, if you can signal to

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Speaker 1: the guy who's before me to go longer until I

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Speaker 1: get there, that would be amazing. Or have an intermission

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Speaker 1: figure it out alsop any three, four, three, one oh

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Speaker 1: six one text in four one or six one. Somebody

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Speaker 1: said I'm late today because my boss isn't coming in today.

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Speaker 1: Someone said, my daughter hid my keys in her backpack.

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Speaker 1: She's four it's hard to be angry about that because

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Speaker 1: you can't really It's like she's four, so she doesn't know.

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Speaker 1: But also now you're late to work. Somebody said I

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Speaker 1: had to poop three times, that you should just stay

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Speaker 1: at home. I think you stay home. I think you

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Speaker 1: should stay home. Then Jebel Show on demand