1 00:00:01,480 --> 00:00:02,240 Speaker 1: What's up with you? 2 00:00:02,400 --> 00:00:04,000 Speaker 2: Wait a minute, is this the right number? 3 00:00:04,080 --> 00:00:05,960 Speaker 3: It's the loser line. 4 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:07,640 Speaker 4: Good by, just call me. 5 00:00:07,680 --> 00:00:10,119 Speaker 1: Back if you haven't heard the loser line before. It 6 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:10,840 Speaker 1: works like this. 7 00:00:11,160 --> 00:00:13,119 Speaker 5: Let's say someone approaches you while you're out at the 8 00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:17,200 Speaker 5: club and uses this charming pickup line on you. Hey, girl, 9 00:00:17,720 --> 00:00:21,959 Speaker 5: today must be garbage day because I'm gonna take you out. 10 00:00:24,079 --> 00:00:26,000 Speaker 1: Girl compared to garbage. 11 00:00:26,079 --> 00:00:29,280 Speaker 5: Yeah, whatever you do, don't tell him to put his 12 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:33,000 Speaker 5: terrible jokes in the trash. Instead, tell them your dumpster 13 00:00:33,159 --> 00:00:34,440 Speaker 5: needs some prompt attention. 14 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:38,320 Speaker 1: That's when you give him the digits to the loser line. 15 00:00:38,720 --> 00:00:41,519 Speaker 5: So hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can 16 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:45,280 Speaker 5: play on the air. Voicemails like this one. 17 00:00:50,440 --> 00:00:53,920 Speaker 2: So, look, I really like to hang out with you, 18 00:00:54,960 --> 00:01:01,400 Speaker 2: but you know, uh that we met in it's like 19 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:06,679 Speaker 2: it's like kind of the only one I'm allowed in 20 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:07,600 Speaker 2: in that area. 21 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:11,080 Speaker 6: And uh, I. 22 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:14,360 Speaker 4: Probably shouldn't get into the whole story about it, but. 23 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:17,479 Speaker 2: I kind of I kind of went through. 24 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:21,720 Speaker 4: A phase where like I I needed to touch other 25 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:28,080 Speaker 4: people's food before they ate it, like like people I didn't. 26 00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:32,480 Speaker 6: Know and I don't know. It's just kind of like 27 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:39,200 Speaker 6: so important to do. But yeah, a lot a lot 28 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:40,520 Speaker 6: of those bars. 29 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:42,119 Speaker 2: Don't let me back anymore. 30 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:46,679 Speaker 4: So uh, I'm still I'm still good to go in 31 00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:50,600 Speaker 4: other parts of towns. We we should probably avoid that 32 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:52,960 Speaker 4: whole area of town. 33 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:57,640 Speaker 5: Oh my god, how many people's meals did he touch? 34 00:01:57,680 --> 00:02:00,800 Speaker 1: Were we talking like hundreds? Or he didn't even touch 35 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:04,560 Speaker 1: on restaurants? I thought he was gonna be like he 36 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:05,960 Speaker 1: got kicked out because a bar. 37 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:08,480 Speaker 3: Fights, or a drank too much or you know, pulled 38 00:02:08,480 --> 00:02:11,200 Speaker 3: an Alexis, but like somehow. 39 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:19,799 Speaker 5: You know, yeah, every bar south of like Seventh Street. 40 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:20,440 Speaker 1: Good. 41 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:31,040 Speaker 7: Next message, Hi, this is from last night. Uh, black dress, 42 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:35,240 Speaker 7: blonde hair. Okay, so I really hope this is your number. 43 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:38,239 Speaker 7: I was being kind of mean to you all night 44 00:02:38,639 --> 00:02:41,800 Speaker 7: and I'm sorry, and it was really nice for you 45 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:45,679 Speaker 7: to buy me all those drinks. But okay, here's my thing. 46 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:48,720 Speaker 7: I had to ignore you. Okay, my friends and I 47 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:52,480 Speaker 7: all went to Ohio State and you had your Michigan shirt, 48 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:55,639 Speaker 7: and like, if they saw me talking and flirting with you, 49 00:02:55,919 --> 00:02:59,600 Speaker 7: they would have rilled me, Like they would have given 50 00:02:59,639 --> 00:03:02,840 Speaker 7: me crap all night long, and I just couldn't risk 51 00:03:02,919 --> 00:03:06,600 Speaker 7: it in public. So what I'm calling to say is 52 00:03:06,639 --> 00:03:10,160 Speaker 7: that I'm like totally down, like, let's meet and a cup, 53 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:16,280 Speaker 7: but you cannot have a living soul. So the dogs 54 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:19,400 Speaker 7: are even in favor of this plan. So you're cute 55 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:22,280 Speaker 7: and I like you. And again, her name is Erica, 56 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:25,000 Speaker 7: and call me by next month. 57 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:28,360 Speaker 5: I don't know if you notice this, but we intentionally 58 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:31,360 Speaker 5: barely bleeped out her name so that her friends would 59 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:36,920 Speaker 5: find out, because there's some lines you just don't cross. 60 00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:39,320 Speaker 1: Oh yes, it is so bad though. 61 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:41,920 Speaker 3: Like I remember going to my in law's house for 62 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:44,080 Speaker 3: the first time and I was wearing an Oregon sweatshirt 63 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:45,560 Speaker 3: and my now husband. 64 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:47,480 Speaker 1: Was like, you got to take that off, yeah, because 65 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:48,600 Speaker 1: they're Oregon state people. 66 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:53,200 Speaker 5: And I'm like, it matters that much that one's mild 67 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:57,640 Speaker 5: compared to the Ohio State, Michigan buck guys and wolverines. 68 00:03:57,840 --> 00:04:00,200 Speaker 1: That's like a crime against nature. They do not. 69 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:03,080 Speaker 5: But it is great to hear someone on the messages 70 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:06,240 Speaker 5: with some school spirit. And if you want to see 71 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:09,560 Speaker 5: three young people who look like they're in college and 72 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:11,960 Speaker 5: one woman with giant glasses who looks like the cranky 73 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:15,440 Speaker 5: old professor, then make sure to head on over to 74 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:16,040 Speaker 5: the Brook and. 75 00:04:16,080 --> 00:04:19,880 Speaker 3: Jeffrey Tiktokki that look that much younger than me. 76 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:27,119 Speaker 1: Okay, cranky, give me your class. On that TikTok page. 77 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:30,080 Speaker 5: You'll find phone taps, funny behind the scenes footage, and 78 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:32,360 Speaker 5: our special Loser line of the week. On there, you all, 79 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:35,920 Speaker 5: all four years of your college learning will be erased 80 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:37,200 Speaker 5: permanently from your brain. 81 00:04:37,279 --> 00:04:39,720 Speaker 1: It wants to check it out. Now, let's get back 82 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:40,320 Speaker 1: to the cliffs. 83 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:42,839 Speaker 4: Next message, Hey you dead. 84 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:48,839 Speaker 3: From the barbecue. First, Paul, thank you so much for 85 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:51,720 Speaker 3: letting me crash on the pool flate. I stayed above 86 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:57,720 Speaker 3: water all night, so yay. But anyway, dreading it called, 87 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:02,160 Speaker 3: I was wondering if you found a little silver earring. 88 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:05,960 Speaker 3: I thinking it might have fallen out in the hot tub, 89 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:10,839 Speaker 3: but I'm really scared that it was. It might have 90 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:15,200 Speaker 3: fallen out when we were mixing the Hamburger meet. That 91 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:18,680 Speaker 3: wouldn't be good. But do you think you could call 92 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:23,360 Speaker 3: your friends and check, have the like, have them check 93 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:30,000 Speaker 3: themselves and see if, maybe if something came out. I 94 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,040 Speaker 3: don't know. Oh gosh, that's gross, But I mean it's 95 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:35,200 Speaker 3: really nice earring and I really have to have it back. 96 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:37,839 Speaker 3: My high school boyfriend gave it to me, and I 97 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:40,760 Speaker 3: think he might want me back, so I really need 98 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:41,279 Speaker 3: you to check. 99 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:48,280 Speaker 5: Okay, thanks, super expensive as the old high school Maybe. 100 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:50,480 Speaker 7: Yeah, it must be love if you're willing to put 101 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:51,240 Speaker 7: it back in your ear. 102 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:52,360 Speaker 3: Okay. 103 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:54,200 Speaker 1: I was against it until I heard it was a 104 00:05:54,279 --> 00:05:57,840 Speaker 1: high school boyfriend. Yeah, that's something that you have to do. 105 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:02,320 Speaker 3: Only now realizing it could have been in the hamburger meat. 106 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:04,440 Speaker 1: This is all bad. 107 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:07,320 Speaker 5: This is a woman who was happy to have stayed 108 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:09,600 Speaker 5: floating above the water for the entire night. 109 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:12,080 Speaker 1: She considered that a win that. 110 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:13,000 Speaker 6: Was long after dinner. 111 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:17,479 Speaker 5: Listen to the Loser Line regularly at this time every week, 112 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:19,479 Speaker 5: and make sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffrey 113 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:21,880 Speaker 5: TikTok page, where you can hear all of your favorite 114 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:22,960 Speaker 5: Loser lines Right there. 115 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:25,080 Speaker 1: We're gonna do a phone tap right after this 116 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:27,240 Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.