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Speaker 1: This is okayop, I'm saying with honor and I'm John

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Speaker 1: Fry and John I heard you have something very exclusive

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Speaker 1: for us today.

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Speaker 2: Yes I do. Today.

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Speaker 3: I fed up by telling Airport t s A I

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Speaker 3: had C four in my lunchbox.

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Speaker 1: Wait, like the boom boom maker, the boom boom.

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Speaker 3: That's not what you want to tell the TSA. T

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Speaker 3: s A does a freaking cavity search when I have

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Speaker 3: like four ounces of shampoo.

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Speaker 1: So like honestly feels me up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you've had multiple What do you what are

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Speaker 2: you wearing?

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Speaker 1: Though I deserve it, say I'm asking for a.

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Speaker 2: Jam what what what do you usually do?

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Speaker 1: You usually wear like grape sweatpants, great sweat points because

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Speaker 1: they're looking at all the junk and.

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Speaker 2: When you got the lumps and like the jacket and

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Speaker 2: the big.

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Speaker 1: The lumps, you know what I mean, the lumps. They

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Speaker 1: want to touch them.

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Speaker 3: Basically, it's your because of what you're wearing. That's that's

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Speaker 3: what we're trying to lay down.

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Speaker 1: There was a whole gray sweatpant trend on TikTok where

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Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, the print damn.

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Speaker 3: This is a comedy podcast. By the way, guys in

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Speaker 3: case you didn't know. These are jokes, spam, these are jokes.

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Speaker 3: We're in twenty twenty one. We are in twenty twenty one. Yikes,

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Speaker 3: how did this happen? A great question. Well, to start off,

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Speaker 3: I want to make a mention that this was during

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Speaker 3: my first week of employment at the airports.

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Speaker 2: This poor guys in his first week of working at

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Speaker 1: Week, and he's going off with a boom.

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Speaker 2: He's going off and starting off with a bang.

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Speaker 1: They said, make an impression.

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Speaker 2: That's right, they said, to blow them away.

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Speaker 3: So around this time, I was actually hitting the gym

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Speaker 3: pretty frequently, and I was trying different pre workout and protein.

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Speaker 2: Drinks already Like no, no, no Opie.

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Speaker 3: Says, you know, just trying to make some healthy life

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Speaker 3: choices and whatnot. Well choose choose to be fat next time.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 3: I've never been much of a coffee drinker in the mornings.

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Speaker 3: I don't mind the taste, but I find most coffees

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Speaker 3: to be accompanied by a bitter aftertaste that tends to

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Speaker 3: stick around. So in lieu of coffee, I made the

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Speaker 3: switch up to pre workout drink mixes as an alternative

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Speaker 3: for those who are unfamiliar with pre workout drinks. They're

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Speaker 3: basically powdered dietary supplement that you mix with water. I

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Speaker 3: figured this would be a good choice to help kick

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Speaker 3: productive in my mornings. It's gonna end so well, isn't

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Speaker 3: it everywhere? Isn't it gonna end so well?

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Speaker 1: Simple?

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Speaker 2: Just a simple solution. It's gonna be so great. No,

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Speaker 2: it's frickin' not.

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Speaker 1: So.

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Speaker 3: Every day I would pack my lunchbox with a sandwich,

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Speaker 3: some chips, two granola bars, and a bottle of pre workout.

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Speaker 1: Okay, just a little note on the pre workout that's

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Speaker 1: mentioned in the title see four.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: When I was a swimmer, I used to swim in

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Speaker 1: high school, like pretty competitively, and we would like like

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Speaker 1: We would just throw it in our mouths before we

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Speaker 1: like you have so much energy. It will be like, oh,

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Speaker 1: the form of raw power paddle.

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Speaker 2: Michael Phelps Monster Edition.

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Speaker 1: Yeah created a freaking soul nabi with each with each battle.

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Speaker 1: Uh So I understand wanting this for energy because it

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Speaker 2: Interesting? Got it? That is?

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Speaker 3: That is such a high school boy thing to do. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Your people would snort it. We got in the locker room,

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Speaker 2: To the max.

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Speaker 3: So being employed in an airport means I subject myself

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Speaker 3: to random searches at any time, whenever requested, which I

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Speaker 1: Well, honestly, like of the people to do the nefarious deeds,

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Speaker 1: I feel like it would be Yeah, like you have

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Speaker 2: So the more you know, so.

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Speaker 1: If you want to do terrorism joined the DSA, the

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Speaker 1: more you know going out therarists, okop, helping terraces everywhere.

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Speaker 1: All Right, we shouldn't include this in TikTok, TikTok, just

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Speaker 1: for the podcast.

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Speaker 3: This is why you listen to the uncut version, guys,

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Speaker 3: this is why you follow on by Apple Podcasts. Also,

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Speaker 3: someone who is one of our followers said she was

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Speaker 3: going on a road trip.

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Speaker 1: Zoom and Newman.

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Speaker 2: Comments, Yeah, I've seen her comment elsewhere.

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Speaker 3: So these random searches don't happen too frequently, but it

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Speaker 3: does happen. As I was walking in one morning, I

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Speaker 3: none other than a TSA agent screening them. I walked

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Speaker 2: Lunchbox before searching it. So I ran down the list.

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Speaker 3: Well, my backpack, I have two laptops and notebooks and pens,

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Speaker 3: and some CEA four. The TSA agent, what was that

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Speaker 2: And then.

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Speaker 3: I repeated, realizing what I'd done in just the last

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Speaker 3: for explosive energy, as their slogan describes.

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Speaker 1: It is explosive due I remember being up on the

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Speaker 3: We have the scientific evidence, ladies, is explosive.

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Speaker 1: Okayo's side the lab mixing crap up for you on

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Speaker 3: Now, at this point, the TSA officer had his eyes

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Speaker 3: and then think, wait, it's not that type of C four.

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Speaker 2: Let me show you.

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Speaker 3: As I go to reach for my phone to bring

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Speaker 3: up an image of the stuff, the TSA officer sternly says,

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Speaker 1: Dude, I thought the story would be over when he

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Speaker 1: was just like, I realized, sorry, but no, they're like

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Speaker 2: Uh so.

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Speaker 3: Now at this point, after five minutes of explaining a

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Speaker 3: sighing with relief. Fitness gracious, oh God like Thankfully the

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Speaker 3: police officer I was talking to was familiar with the product,

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Speaker 1: You got a fellow Jim bro right with you, exactly

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Speaker 1: get you broke broke gage trains all aboard.

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Speaker 3: Somehow, the story spread quickly, and from that day on

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Speaker 3: I became known as the new guy who got handcuffed

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Speaker 1: Nice.

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Speaker 2: Now, whenever I see the.

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Speaker 3: TSI guy, he says, see four and we both laugh.

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Speaker 3: It was certainly one of the most eventful experiences.

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Speaker 2: On my job.

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Speaker 1: Wow. Okay, So I guess the rule is don't bring

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Speaker 1: things that have the same name as explosive devices on

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Speaker 2: Exactly.

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Speaker 1: That's the rule. That's the rule. We learned warheads, you know,

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Speaker 1: the candy warheads.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there we go.

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Speaker 1: I got warheads in my bag.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Like bath bombs? Yeah, those don't want to bring them?

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Speaker 3: Don't don't scrub a dub dumb No, why would you

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Speaker 3: bring bath bombs to your job at the airport.

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Speaker 1: Also, so maybe you want to, you know, put one

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Speaker 1: in the sink and put your button there and just

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Speaker 1: let the phizzes go through your bum. Yeah you know.

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Speaker 2: Well, you know who should do their thing?

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Speaker 1: Our listener should subscribe and do that thing. Hey, subscribe,

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Speaker 1: Okay, Op