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Speaker 1: I'm John and Riley. What's up, dude?

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Speaker 2: Didn't expect me to be sitting here, did you?

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Speaker 1: That's right, we done fold you. But Riley, welcome to

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Speaker 1: the hot seat. Thank you. This is nice, so glad

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Speaker 1: to have you here. Thanks for inviting me. Bro, of course,

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Speaker 1: what do you think about this possum? If you had

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Speaker 2: She's probably gonna be fixing to eat it ale or not.

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Speaker 2: If she's gonna eat it, then not the a hole

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Speaker 2: that's a little weird possom. Pet is that If it's.

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Speaker 1: Hurt, then not the a hole.

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Speaker 2: But if it isn't hurt, ahole, I'm picking up ahole

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Speaker 2: a hole if it's healthy and you're just using this

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Speaker 1: Dude, Yeah, get rid of that thing. Let me look

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Speaker 1: a little wild. Get it out of here, come on,

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Speaker 1: get back to nature. But this one comes from let's

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Speaker 1: go on an adventure. Who says, help my boyfriend got

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Speaker 1: Oh no, the bonding's not working. What are we? What

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Speaker 1: is this? Like? I feel like ferrets?

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Speaker 1: I think that's sugar gliders. I've heard before. It's like

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Speaker 1: by the way, ladies and gentlemen, Sophia is on production today.

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Speaker 1: Ye yeah, the producer seat learning the rope.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, preparing to when I die, she will take

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Speaker 3: Wait, I'm just a double check my audio. Okay, we're good.

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Speaker 1: Yes, did you see that dude producing over here? Sophia

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Speaker 1: the producer Donner. But let's get into it for context.

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Speaker 1: My boyfriend mail nineteen that explains a lot of what's

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Speaker 1: He told his younger brother that if he caught a

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but you're paying your brother five hundred.

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Speaker 3: Just catch a wild possum, bro, that's insane, his younger brother, Bro,

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Speaker 1: That's like actually five hundred dollars.

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Speaker 2: Grandpa, my great grandpa, said, if I killed a oh

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Speaker 2: this is okay storytime, but if I killed a groundhog,

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, bro.

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Speaker 1: To the ops. They are the ops.

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Speaker 2: Dude, Dude, the amount of plants that they killed over

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Speaker 3: I bet you had three more weeks of winter after.

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Speaker 1: That came early? Really? Oh my god, Well that finally happened,

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Speaker 1: catching the possum, and he recently came up here to

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Speaker 1: Are we surprised? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Hate me, hate

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Speaker 3: I don't think possums can get rabies.

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Speaker 1: Really, I think that's a fact. I don't even care.

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Speaker 1: Like how quickly can they get domesticated, Like, yeah, this

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Speaker 1: Wow, dude, so many okay story times. Today he hit

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Speaker 1: That would be crazy. This giant, hairless creature is just

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Speaker 1: Like he's scared of death. Dude, he's trying to get

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Speaker 2: Is this some Florida activity that sounds like floid activity?

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Speaker 1: I don't think it was possums, but it was definitely

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Speaker 3: I always wanted a ferret, but you can't legally have

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Speaker 1: Oh awesome, I didn't.

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Speaker 1: We got to start with some basic ass animals here, Okay.

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Speaker 1: I need a possum, little brother, go get one. I

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Speaker 1: Come on, don't become a criminal to solve your depression.

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Speaker 3: Guys, you wouldn't steal a possum.

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Speaker 2: Hey, To be fair, other people like use drugs to

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Speaker 2: Okay, so they're reaching out for like some professional helps.

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Speaker 2: It sounds like a boyfriend is your girlfriend is okay?

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Speaker 1: But that's how I'm feeling. I mean, Riley, Sophia, you

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Speaker 1: Literally. Oh, he's trying to do everything that she can

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Speaker 3: Oh, it's like a Mexican lore. He's a real person.

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Speaker 1: No, okay, all right, let's do it me no hun,

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Speaker 2: Wait, what resource is he talking about? Because if he's

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Speaker 1: What does that mean? I have resources? You're a nineteen

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Speaker 1: I was just trying to help him. You know how

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Speaker 1: trying to help with Poncho Me. No, honey, I do

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Speaker 1: If it wasn't her, I wouldn't have reached out to

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Speaker 1: you need to talk to me before you do crap

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Speaker 1: like that. I was talking to Kat by the way,

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Speaker 3: Also, they're communicating Snapchat?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean this is gen Z activities right here.

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Speaker 2: My brother communicates through chat?

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Speaker 1: Got it?

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Speaker 3: Strange to me?

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Speaker 1: Same, he's your ridge. I don't really want to talk

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Speaker 1: God stop, I need some time. You know I'd never

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Speaker 1: You need to realize that you're not only putting me

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Speaker 1: You need to talk to me. I wouldn't have talked

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Speaker 1: I'm not stupid. I've considered this a lot because so

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Speaker 1: help me God if I lose Pancho. Yeah, but the

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Speaker 1: and we're done. It's as simple as that. Me what him?

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Speaker 1: And I'm not bluffing? What do you mean? What? What

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Speaker 1: do you want me to clarify? I am beyond pissed off.

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Speaker 1: Why wouldn't you think for a second to talk to me?

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Speaker 1: Ask me? He calls me several times, and a bit

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Speaker 1: more time passes him. Honey, I'm calm, I read the laws.

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Speaker 1: I'm not angry, but I need a hunting license. What

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Speaker 1: are you gonna hunt? Poncho. Leave them alone, Leave him alone.

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Speaker 1: What do you need a hunting license for? Here we go,

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Speaker 1: there's no issue. Section seventy one double five states that

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Speaker 1: I got angry, really angry. There's a third update.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I'm trying not to think of the

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Speaker 1: Dude.

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Speaker 2: My question, who's Catherine or Kat or whoever?

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Speaker 1: Same question? What oath I swear to protect a dying bone?

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Speaker 2: Oath with her talking to the resource lady? Is that

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Speaker 2: the resource lady didn't take an oath? She could rap

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna leave. There's a lot of like words during

430
00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:42,000
Speaker 2: that that don't make a lot of sense to me.

431
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:45,360
Speaker 2: But anyways, back onto the poncho. Dude, he's breast.

432
00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:48,359
Speaker 1: This guy just needs to be dumped and needs to

433
00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:53,160
Speaker 1: learn the lesson that you can't do this to other people. Yep,

434
00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:57,440
Speaker 1: if you were animals or animals, bro, this poor animal

435
00:20:57,640 --> 00:21:00,560
Speaker 1: just plucked out of nature. It was truly my its

436
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:03,720
Speaker 1: own business. It was standing on business.

437
00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:06,080
Speaker 2: He was just doing his own thing, and you were

438
00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:10,800
Speaker 2: kidnapping it, just doing oh possum activities. Yeah, imagine someone

439
00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:12,840
Speaker 2: took you in and she started doing this. How would

440
00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:13,120
Speaker 2: you feel.

441
00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:16,040
Speaker 3: Imagine you guys were just recording and and this big

442
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:18,679
Speaker 3: old creature came in and just grabbed you and was

443
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:19,800
Speaker 3: like giving you baths.

444
00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:23,280
Speaker 1: And now I have bone disease. I'd be so bizsed

445
00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:24,600
Speaker 1: to get the bone disease.

446
00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:28,119
Speaker 3: They don't. I don't think it has bone disease. This

447
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:30,960
Speaker 3: person was just saying, if you're leaving it in this situation,

448
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:32,480
Speaker 3: it might get a bone disease.

449
00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:36,240
Speaker 2: Right, because it's not getting around and moving a cage.

450
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:39,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like not moving, not eating what it normally whatever,

451
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:42,119
Speaker 1: the things in the wild that provided what it needs.

452
00:21:42,359 --> 00:21:45,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, crazy crazy.

453
00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:49,000
Speaker 1: Okay, what's the start up date she makes up with them? Okay?

454
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:53,520
Speaker 1: It please God, please answer my prayers. Oh Lord. This

455
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:57,399
Speaker 1: was posted the next day. Wow, really getting cold open here,

456
00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:59,840
Speaker 1: just thrown into it. Diarrhea sounds like a bad sign.

457
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:02,880
Speaker 1: I'm worried I decided to act too late. What does

458
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:04,240
Speaker 1: this mean for the possum?

459
00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:14,840
Speaker 2: Imagine being an apartment with diarrhea rotting possum rotting. He's rotting,

460
00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:18,679
Speaker 2: he's getting boned, he's having dir he's not getting out

461
00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:19,120
Speaker 2: in the sun.

462
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:27,000
Speaker 1: He's rotten. First and foremost, stop bullying. I'm not Yes,

463
00:22:27,119 --> 00:22:31,960
Speaker 1: you are sill. Wow. I bully you all the time. Dude.

464
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:35,479
Speaker 1: It's the seat. It's the seat seat, just like something

465
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:38,080
Speaker 1: gets inside you. Don't you feel like a villain over there?

466
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:39,960
Speaker 3: Yeah? I see you in the corner of my.

467
00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:43,560
Speaker 1: She's got that possum in her. I got that wild

468
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:46,240
Speaker 1: possum in me. First and foremost, I'd like to start

469
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:49,000
Speaker 1: off with the biggest thank you I could give. I've

470
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:51,879
Speaker 1: said that before, but it is literally beyond what I

471
00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:54,560
Speaker 1: can properly put the words. For the bottom of my heart.

472
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:57,320
Speaker 1: I'm so grateful to have come across and be supported

473
00:22:57,440 --> 00:23:01,879
Speaker 1: by so many wise, incredible, wonderful human beings. Girl, you

474
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,480
Speaker 1: deserve so much matter.

475
00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:05,760
Speaker 3: You deserve your own life apart from them.

476
00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:08,959
Speaker 1: She did such a great job trying to like handle

477
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:10,359
Speaker 1: this reason.

478
00:23:10,359 --> 00:23:13,840
Speaker 2: Like you deserve a non possome boyfriend, truly.

479
00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:16,680
Speaker 1: Truly, no more possime boyfriends for you. I never imagined

480
00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:18,920
Speaker 1: that my post asking for help would bring so much

481
00:23:19,119 --> 00:23:22,760
Speaker 1: warmth and security and hope, frankly into my miserable life

482
00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:24,720
Speaker 1: at the moment. Not trying to complain, of course, I

483
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:26,919
Speaker 1: have it better than most folks, but wow, y'all are

484
00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:30,280
Speaker 1: genuinely so amazing and I'm so blessed to be receiving

485
00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:33,160
Speaker 1: such compassion. Thank you, so so so so much. I've

486
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:35,479
Speaker 1: gotten a lot of notifications throughout the night, and I

487
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:38,360
Speaker 1: will most certainly reply to all of them, but I'm

488
00:23:38,359 --> 00:23:41,080
Speaker 1: a bit mentally drained at the moment. I was actually

489
00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:43,800
Speaker 1: planning on trying to get some sleep, but I opened

490
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:47,040
Speaker 1: my boyfriend's snaps and among the noise, he said that

491
00:23:47,119 --> 00:23:51,119
Speaker 1: Poncho's been having diarrhea. That can't be a good sign.

492
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:54,320
Speaker 1: Does anyone know what this might mean for the possum

493
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:57,240
Speaker 1: and how I can help it In the meantime, Dude,

494
00:23:57,240 --> 00:24:01,080
Speaker 1: she's still out here trying to like, she's literally still

495
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:03,560
Speaker 1: worried about this possum. Girl, you deserve some you time,

496
00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:06,000
Speaker 1: you you deserve. Fill up your own cup.

497
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:09,480
Speaker 2: Go worry about like your next test, or yeah, like

498
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:12,040
Speaker 2: you know what noils you need to paint, or like

499
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:13,119
Speaker 2: literally you don't need to.

500
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:17,080
Speaker 1: Worry about a possum. No no, like she's just too good, dude,

501
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:19,840
Speaker 1: she's too good. She wants to help. I'm so so sorry.

502
00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:21,480
Speaker 1: I know that you all have already done so much

503
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:22,959
Speaker 1: for me, and I don't really deserve it.

504
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:25,480
Speaker 2: Oh Pee, dude, You've done so much for the possum,

505
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:28,000
Speaker 2: for Poncho, for everybody else, literally everyone else.

506
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,840
Speaker 1: You deserve this. I know I should be trying to

507
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:32,520
Speaker 1: research this on my own instead of relying on others. Girl,

508
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:35,040
Speaker 1: you are good and I am most certainly not trying

509
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:36,920
Speaker 1: to come off as though I feel entitled to your

510
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:39,440
Speaker 1: time and compassion. But I don't know what to do

511
00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:48,359
Speaker 1: God to heal. Yeah, possible, boyfriend, not Poncho would never.

512
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:52,119
Speaker 1: Poncho would never any help would be greatly appreciated. I

513
00:24:52,119 --> 00:24:54,320
Speaker 1: am so sorry for being such a bother. I really

514
00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:57,240
Speaker 1: appreciate not being alone in the world. It means the

515
00:24:57,280 --> 00:25:01,480
Speaker 1: world to me. Oh dang man, poor op. How's a

516
00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:03,879
Speaker 1: boss I'm doing, dude, how's Poncho doing? Well? We do

517
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:06,720
Speaker 1: have a four date, you have a fourth and fifth. Ooh,

518
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:08,720
Speaker 1: just right over the rules. So i'll add this here.

519
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:12,080
Speaker 1: I'm female nineteen, and I'm wondering if I feel entitled

520
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:15,600
Speaker 1: for wanting my boyfriend's male nineteen's attention after he hurt

521
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:19,119
Speaker 1: me so badly. Our one year anniversary will be September ninth,

522
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:20,920
Speaker 1: and I have known him since my freshman year of

523
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,960
Speaker 1: high school. I don't know if asking that falls under

524
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:26,280
Speaker 1: the no moral judgments rule. I guess that's a rule

525
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:28,160
Speaker 1: for sharing a story. If so, I'm more than happy

526
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:29,879
Speaker 1: to edit the posts is going to be messy and

527
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:32,520
Speaker 1: probably not make a lot of sense of my apologies.

528
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:34,600
Speaker 1: My mind is in shambles at the moment. You might

529
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:36,760
Speaker 1: have taken a look at my post history understand the

530
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:38,560
Speaker 1: full context, but I will try to give as much

531
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:41,320
Speaker 1: context as I can, so I don't inconvenience to ever

532
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:43,320
Speaker 1: read this. If anyone is my boyfriend in a fit

533
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:45,200
Speaker 1: of rage threatening to break up with me again, He's

534
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:47,520
Speaker 1: done this multiple times. I didn't speak to him for

535
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:49,560
Speaker 1: quite a few hours, and when I finally did, I

536
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:52,639
Speaker 1: was so disappointed. He called me numerous times, and I

537
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:55,679
Speaker 1: know I should be grateful for that. Concern. No, but

538
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:58,480
Speaker 1: when I opened up his Snap messages, he said I

539
00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:02,720
Speaker 1: was making him sad, true too bad, Like that's on you, buddy,

540
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:06,560
Speaker 1: me making him sad, sad that I wasn't communicating and

541
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:09,360
Speaker 1: so on. So I did. I poured my heart out.

542
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:11,560
Speaker 1: I told him just how heartbreaking it is for my

543
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:15,720
Speaker 1: own boyfriend to constantly threaten breaking up with me with ease,

544
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:18,199
Speaker 1: and he admitted tonight that he uses it as a

545
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:20,639
Speaker 1: tool because it gets me to listen and shows me

546
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:22,919
Speaker 1: that he's serious. Girl.

547
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:26,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is a lot of emotional manipulation.

548
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:30,320
Speaker 1: Manipulation. Please please leave him. I'm hoping that's the fifth

549
00:26:30,359 --> 00:26:35,320
Speaker 1: update I'm playing on my knees. Break up with boyfriend, set,

550
00:26:35,359 --> 00:26:40,720
Speaker 1: Poncho free and no set will do both like I'm

551
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:41,960
Speaker 1: dumping you and then.

552
00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:44,480
Speaker 3: Poncho with me.

553
00:26:46,359 --> 00:26:52,760
Speaker 1: And you know that TikTok song where it's like, oh oh,

554
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:55,280
Speaker 1: it's like kind of like like it's like setting free,

555
00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:56,680
Speaker 1: like galloping.

556
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:57,960
Speaker 3: In the I don't know where you're talking.

557
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:01,880
Speaker 1: I wish I could TikTok from within the last six months.

558
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:04,680
Speaker 1: It's almost like it sounds like it's from the It's

559
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:06,919
Speaker 1: not from the Lion King soundtrack, but it has like

560
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:10,280
Speaker 1: similar vibes. It sounds like you know what.

561
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:13,960
Speaker 2: You do.

562
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's kind of close. Do something of that. I

563
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:32,560
Speaker 1: think I'm getting get mixed up with another song. That

564
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:38,320
Speaker 1: song works to, that one kind of works to. I

565
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:40,600
Speaker 1: think it's a different song. I can't remember it, okay,

566
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:43,080
Speaker 1: but hopefully guys know what I'm talking about in certain

567
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:49,760
Speaker 1: song that sounds like animal freedom. He knows this hurts me.

568
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:52,280
Speaker 1: He knows the things he's been saying over the past

569
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:54,560
Speaker 1: couple of months have hurt me. He says he's sorry,

570
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:56,840
Speaker 1: that he loves me more than life. No, that he

571
00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:57,720
Speaker 1: doesn't want to hurt me.

572
00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:58,080
Speaker 3: No.

573
00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:01,240
Speaker 1: I told him that I needed to click that I

574
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:06,520
Speaker 1: am not expendable. Talk that talk, that I am not

575
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:09,080
Speaker 1: a toy. I am not a punching bag. That I

576
00:28:09,119 --> 00:28:13,320
Speaker 1: am a human being who is fragile and just wants

577
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:18,480
Speaker 1: his love. Rich. Oh, p talk that talk, sis.

578
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:21,199
Speaker 3: Oh he is not a poncho bag, dude, Not a

579
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:22,040
Speaker 3: poncho bag.

580
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:26,879
Speaker 1: He said that he's sorry and then started talking about

581
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:29,119
Speaker 1: his possum. Oh good top bim, dude.

582
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:31,320
Speaker 2: I'm thinking of like three guys right now who would

583
00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:34,920
Speaker 2: do this that are like in this like dark depressive state. Oh,

584
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:36,560
Speaker 2: and only a possum can fix this.

585
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:39,160
Speaker 1: And you're like, he's doing this to himself because like

586
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:43,560
Speaker 1: by him being a like manipulative asshole to her, she's

587
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:46,680
Speaker 1: not gonna want to support him. Like, this doesn't help you, bro,

588
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:48,280
Speaker 1: It doesn't help you.

589
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:51,719
Speaker 2: Colleense mind games, bro, Let your possum free like Poncho

590
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:53,120
Speaker 2: frashtag free, Bancho.

591
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:55,400
Speaker 1: I was honest and told him how that made me

592
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:58,520
Speaker 1: feel like he wasn't taking me seriously, yes, while also

593
00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:01,720
Speaker 1: acknowledging that he was likely attempting to light the mood

594
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:04,240
Speaker 1: and that I appreciated that effort. I asked if we

595
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:07,000
Speaker 1: could watch a movie together, and he asked if he

596
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,680
Speaker 1: could finish his first I know it's selfish of me

597
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:11,400
Speaker 1: to make such a big deal out of such a

598
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:14,200
Speaker 1: small thing. Absolutely not, no, but it hurts so much.

599
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:17,160
Speaker 1: I wish he'd just drop everything and comfort me. I

600
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:19,480
Speaker 1: know that I'm not entitled to his time and attention,

601
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:26,480
Speaker 1: and that it is a privilege by heart, but I

602
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:30,240
Speaker 1: feel so unimportant, so expendable, and like I don't matter

603
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:32,400
Speaker 1: at all. I know a lot of you are still

604
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 1: likely going to criticize me about why I'm still with him,

605
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:38,480
Speaker 1: why I haven't left. I know I'm probably really stupid

606
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:41,360
Speaker 1: and naive, but I love him. I love him so,

607
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:44,680
Speaker 1: so so much, and I don't love myself. I don't

608
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:48,120
Speaker 1: even know if I genuinely deserve any of what I've

609
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:51,040
Speaker 1: said that I need you do. Oh my god, I

610
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:53,719
Speaker 1: don't know. I'm just so sad and tired. I feel broken.

611
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:56,160
Speaker 1: I've been burned by him so many times in less

612
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:58,040
Speaker 1: than a year. I've been by his side through so

613
00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:01,480
Speaker 1: many hard times. Just really, and there's more to the story.

614
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:05,160
Speaker 1: But like I know, like she's nineteen, she met him,

615
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:07,400
Speaker 1: like when you met someone like freshman year, you're like

616
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:10,840
Speaker 1: I've known them for so large like first love. But

617
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,680
Speaker 1: like there's truly so much and I know, it's like

618
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:17,120
Speaker 1: it's just hard to like register, like there's a lot

619
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:20,520
Speaker 1: of people in the world also nineteen, but like there's

620
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:23,440
Speaker 1: just so much world out there, and he's a piece

621
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:24,280
Speaker 1: of shit.

622
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:27,320
Speaker 2: He'd be surprised of how many guys don't have possums

623
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:28,680
Speaker 2: in their apartments, Dude.

624
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:32,760
Speaker 1: Most of them, they're not crying getting into possum. And then,

625
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:36,200
Speaker 1: oh god, I can't then manipulating you. I have to stop.

626
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:37,640
Speaker 1: I have to stop myself.

627
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:41,120
Speaker 3: I have been hearing a lot of possum noises from

628
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:43,640
Speaker 3: your room, Riley? Actually O kidding?

629
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:50,000
Speaker 1: Is raising the producer seat today? Sophia is more famous

630
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:52,200
Speaker 1: to Riley right now? Yeah, you know what, I.

631
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:53,840
Speaker 2: Do have a lot of possum noises coming from a

632
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:56,440
Speaker 2: room because I'm always playing dead, okay, sleeping?

633
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:59,040
Speaker 3: That was That wasn't like an innuendo. That was I

634
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:03,840
Speaker 3: was just a joke about Riley having a possum. Sorry,

635
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:07,520
Speaker 3: it is good today. No, it wasn't good.

636
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:09,480
Speaker 1: What's a joke of Riley having a possum?

637
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:11,760
Speaker 3: No, there isn't. I'm sorry it was a joke.

638
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:12,760
Speaker 1: It was.

639
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:15,200
Speaker 3: I was just because you said not not a lot

640
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:16,880
Speaker 3: of guys have possums.

641
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:18,400
Speaker 1: And oh and you're saying I would have one.

642
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:19,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sorry.

643
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:24,080
Speaker 1: I probably would have a possum. Sophia in the producer

644
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:27,080
Speaker 1: seat is so entertaining. I cannot explain.

645
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 3: I think it's making me less funny.

646
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:31,640
Speaker 2: Don't you feel like an unhindematic amount of chaos building?

647
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:33,760
Speaker 3: Like I'm trying to make jokes and they're not.

648
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:34,560
Speaker 1: They're hard to land.

649
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:36,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're hard to land because I can't.

650
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:38,880
Speaker 2: But it's actually hilarious though they're a little off colors

651
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:43,640
Speaker 2: like the actually not me, but we're.

652
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:46,760
Speaker 1: Like, okay, yeah, guys, put if you're here for Sophia

653
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:51,480
Speaker 1: in the producer seat, because I know I am. Yeah,

654
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:54,920
Speaker 1: free Riley, there you go. He says, I've forgiven him

655
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:57,960
Speaker 1: for so many lies. I have tried so hard to

656
00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:00,920
Speaker 1: mold myself into the perfect person for him. I lost

657
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:03,440
Speaker 1: my most precious friends because I felt like they were

658
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:05,680
Speaker 1: hurting him. And I don't blame him for that. I

659
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:08,120
Speaker 1: never have and I never will. I don't think he's

660
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:10,480
Speaker 1: a monster, evil or anything like that. I do. I

661
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:13,200
Speaker 1: guess my question is am I being entitled for wishing

662
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:17,400
Speaker 1: he would drop everything and comfort me right now? No? No, no, no, yes,

663
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:20,680
Speaker 1: of course there's certain situations like someone can't always drop

664
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:23,080
Speaker 1: what they're doing whatever. But like he was finishing his

665
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:25,920
Speaker 1: own movie, waiting to finish his own movie to come

666
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,959
Speaker 1: to you when you have done the world? Yeah, the

667
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:33,000
Speaker 1: world for him, bro, Pause your damn movie. Yeah, get

668
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:35,840
Speaker 1: your movies out of here, Go comfort your lady. Yeah,

669
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:38,320
Speaker 1: get rid of your possum. Honestly, at this point, I

670
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:41,120
Speaker 1: just feel like sinking to the bottom of this bath

671
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:43,960
Speaker 1: and just chilling here. But I know this possum needs help.

672
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:47,400
Speaker 1: I know I'd hurt his family and potentially him.

673
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:49,640
Speaker 3: Wait, I know I'd hurt my family.

674
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry. I start my family choosing the possum

675
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:56,400
Speaker 1: over them. Man, we have a faith update.

676
00:32:56,560 --> 00:33:02,040
Speaker 3: But awesome rescue, awesome rescue. That's a movie.

677
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:06,440
Speaker 1: Mission impossible. That one landed.

678
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:11,760
Speaker 3: That one was perfect, a backflip into a perfect landing.

679
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:15,000
Speaker 1: That was that was that was good. That was eleven

680
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:19,000
Speaker 1: out of ten. I'm sorry, but I'm not sorry, y'all.

681
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:20,360
Speaker 1: Do we just get into this fifth up day?

682
00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:22,600
Speaker 2: He was right, let's ride.

683
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:26,640
Speaker 3: This is a perfect movie for eight pm, eight PM,

684
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:28,400
Speaker 3: perfect story.

685
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 1: For eight pm. This is crazy, but the YouTube channel no, no.

686
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:37,440
Speaker 2: This story vibe of eight pm. Yeah, right now, it's

687
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:38,240
Speaker 2: eight pm right now.

688
00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:40,840
Speaker 1: I think we're all h PM. I thought you said

689
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:43,760
Speaker 1: a PM. I'm like, is that a movie studio? I

690
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:47,520
Speaker 1: thought we were, like, am I picking up what you're saying? Yeah? Okay, yeah, okay,

691
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:51,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is eight pm AM story. When

692
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:53,800
Speaker 1: do we go for eleven hours straight? Well, dude, this

693
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:56,240
Speaker 1: is gonna that's gonna be great. All right, So a

694
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:58,520
Speaker 1: fifth up date posted a few hours after the fourth.

695
00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:01,760
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I will get this awesome to Safe. We're

696
00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:05,680
Speaker 1: going to do it. Yes, this is amazing. I'm so

697
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:08,720
Speaker 1: so sorry. You have all been very compassionate and kind

698
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:11,160
Speaker 1: and given me a lot of leeway. I know what

699
00:34:11,239 --> 00:34:13,160
Speaker 1: I need to do, and I'm trying to do it

700
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:15,160
Speaker 1: all be better. You don't need to be better, Opie,

701
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:17,799
Speaker 1: I will do it. I'm looking into the rehabilitators in

702
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:20,400
Speaker 1: the city he lives in to make the process faster

703
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:23,000
Speaker 1: as he lives three hours away from me. Ope, you

704
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,560
Speaker 1: do not have to do this like.

705
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:26,240
Speaker 3: You're on the extra mile call of Cobs.

706
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:30,840
Speaker 1: Just yeah, actually put this boy in ja break with

707
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:33,439
Speaker 1: a cop. I am so in favor of that. I'm

708
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:35,840
Speaker 1: trying to be I'm not trying to be selfish and

709
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:39,239
Speaker 1: prioritize my relationship anymore. And I won't make any more

710
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:42,400
Speaker 1: updates besides letting you all know that it has been done.

711
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:45,000
Speaker 1: I apologize for being selfish. You are not being selfish

712
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:47,319
Speaker 1: in the slightest. I'm not liking to gain sympathy. I

713
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:49,840
Speaker 1: just want to apologize as I feel awful. Don't be

714
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:52,799
Speaker 1: I will get this possible to Safety. It doesn't deserve this,

715
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:55,000
Speaker 1: all right, Riley, we have a sixth update.

716
00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:57,759
Speaker 2: Okay, what's your guests better?

717
00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:00,439
Speaker 1: Here we go. Yeah, I'm sorry with the producer gets

718
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:07,200
Speaker 1: to the forsaken. Yeah, you're kicking it Earlier the forsaken

719
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:10,440
Speaker 1: didn't foil hat Riley. Yeah, what do we predict? Give

720
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:12,480
Speaker 1: me the synopsis of what you predict is gonna go down.

721
00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:14,640
Speaker 2: She's gonna get fed up with this guy.

722
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:15,200
Speaker 1: Yeah.

723
00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:19,680
Speaker 2: Either one go on a mission impossible impossible and rescue

724
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:22,480
Speaker 2: it herself. Yeah, or like call someone and get the

725
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:23,319
Speaker 2: possible out of there.

726
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:26,080
Speaker 1: I hope as like dope it as it is to

727
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:28,560
Speaker 1: go and like free the possum. I do want to

728
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:31,240
Speaker 1: just call the cops on him, Yeah, and him get arrested.

729
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:33,520
Speaker 1: That would be so awesome, kicked out of his apartment.

730
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:37,560
Speaker 1: I would be so happy. This man infuriates me. He does.

731
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:42,480
Speaker 1: He is nineteen. Yeah, God, all right, let's get back

732
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:46,840
Speaker 1: to reality and see what happens in this update. First sentence,

733
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:53,360
Speaker 1: Pancho is back in the wild and very happy. What

734
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 1: for anyone who's invested aka all of us right now

735
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:59,600
Speaker 1: or worried about the situation, I'm happy to say that

736
00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:03,280
Speaker 1: Puncha is back in the wild. I invited my boyfriend

737
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:06,160
Speaker 1: and the rehabber. I contacted over to the apartment for

738
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:09,040
Speaker 1: a checkup today, and although it took a lot of convincing,

739
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:12,120
Speaker 1: he ended up willingly making the right decision for Poncho.

740
00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:15,360
Speaker 1: I'm assuming the boyfriend and allowing him to be released,

741
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:19,600
Speaker 1: Thank you God, using his head and not his other head.

742
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:23,319
Speaker 2: Wait, what does that mean?

743
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:27,239
Speaker 1: I don't know. We have an animal story. This is

744
00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:29,440
Speaker 1: a late night episode. We don't we don't know what

745
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:32,359
Speaker 1: it means. And they say things and they don't make

746
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:34,799
Speaker 1: any sense. That's what this is.

747
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:37,160
Speaker 3: I think the problem was that did make sense in

748
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:37,759
Speaker 3: a bad way.

749
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:40,439
Speaker 1: In a bad way. You know, I didn't even make

750
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:43,360
Speaker 1: that connection when I said it over the pas of

751
00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:45,600
Speaker 1: as a girlfriend. That's true, that's true. But I feel

752
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:47,640
Speaker 1: like he'd be like, baby, I need you right now,

753
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:50,360
Speaker 1: like I need you for my happiness because they'm depressed.

754
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:56,560
Speaker 1: Databe He turned to the anymore, I possibly anymore, So

755
00:36:56,640 --> 00:37:03,840
Speaker 1: I need to just keep it all in editor. We

756
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:06,480
Speaker 1: took him to a park recommended by the rehabber, took

757
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:08,720
Speaker 1: a short little hike into a deeper part of the forest,

758
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:12,600
Speaker 1: and we released him, and almost immediately he was scampering

759
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:17,520
Speaker 1: up a log and off into the foliage. Smiley face.

760
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:18,640
Speaker 3: Such just freed.

761
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:21,080
Speaker 1: Oh no, I am very proud of him, as I

762
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:23,839
Speaker 1: know this was a very, very very difficult thing to do.

763
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:25,279
Speaker 1: I'm not proud of him at all. I'm not proud

764
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:28,719
Speaker 1: of me weeks ago. He should have never done it,

765
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:32,239
Speaker 1: even if it was certain that it was the right

766
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:33,960
Speaker 1: thing to do from the start. I'd just like to

767
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:36,319
Speaker 1: thank everyone who's given advice or showed me so so

768
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:39,000
Speaker 1: much kindness. I'm really happy that the possum is now

769
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:41,440
Speaker 1: going to be happy and thriving, and that I'm not

770
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:45,360
Speaker 1: wasting anyone's time any longer. Listen, You're not wasting and

771
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:49,520
Speaker 1: we are entertaining us. We are being graced by your story,

772
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:52,279
Speaker 1: and I know everyone who is able to help in

773
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:55,120
Speaker 1: real time felt the same way. I really, really, really

774
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:58,080
Speaker 1: appreciate all of the messages I've received, and I promise

775
00:37:58,120 --> 00:37:59,960
Speaker 1: that I'll read and respond to as many as I can.

776
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:05,600
Speaker 1: As far as the relationship goes, There's still something I'm

777
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:12,440
Speaker 1: trying to figure out, Alise. I'm not sure where I'm

778
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:16,480
Speaker 1: at right now, honestly, because I haven't been entirely honest,

779
00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:19,480
Speaker 1: I am a huge loser, and in all honesty, but

780
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:22,160
Speaker 1: I don't have to get into that right now you're

781
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:25,040
Speaker 1: the exact opposite of a loser. Yeah.

782
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:26,600
Speaker 3: I think the real problem here is self esteem.

783
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:31,160
Speaker 2: Self esteem, self esteem against her perhaps one hundred percent.

784
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:34,000
Speaker 1: He probably recognized it, and he's like using it to

785
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:36,560
Speaker 1: fucking manipulate her. YEA, oh my god, I.

786
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:37,759
Speaker 3: Had the whole time. He's like, I'm going to break

787
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:40,200
Speaker 3: up with you because he knows that's how he can

788
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:41,600
Speaker 3: have control over her.

789
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:45,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good point. Right now, I'm just very

790
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:48,799
Speaker 1: relieved and happy that everything went smoothly and that Podchow

791
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:52,720
Speaker 1: is a happy, free possum. Now, thank you again to everyone.

792
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:55,799
Speaker 1: It was really different having people care about me and

793
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:59,360
Speaker 1: my situation without knowing or seeing me. It's literally exactly

794
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:02,560
Speaker 1: what you deserve. A. I'm not really used to people

795
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 1: caring about me because of the things I say and

796
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:08,080
Speaker 1: not because of ulterior motives. It sounds like you have

797
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:11,480
Speaker 1: some very awful people around you. The boyfriend, he's the worst.

798
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:13,360
Speaker 1: He's terrible. He's terrible. It gives me a lot of

799
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:15,360
Speaker 1: hope that I can meet people just like that to

800
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:17,480
Speaker 1: in person, keep that help alive. So I just want

801
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:20,000
Speaker 1: to say thank you. Didn't really know what to sort

802
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:22,040
Speaker 1: this under, so I went with the same as my

803
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:25,000
Speaker 1: original post, though I know this isn't really asking for

804
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:27,200
Speaker 1: help or anything. If that's not correct, please let me

805
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:29,280
Speaker 1: know and I'll be sure to change it. Hey, sap

806
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:32,000
Speaker 1: and slightly Unfortunately, that is the end of the story

807
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:35,040
Speaker 1: because we don't have this. She didn't leave the relationship,

808
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:38,359
Speaker 1: and that's what I wanted. Ye. Yeah, So honestly, I

809
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:42,640
Speaker 1: high key would rather have the boyfriend kept Poncho and

810
00:39:42,719 --> 00:39:44,840
Speaker 1: the relationship be over. Yeah, and then you call the

811
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:47,319
Speaker 1: cops on them. Yeah, that would be my favorite that

812
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:48,879
Speaker 1: she's called the cops on you.

813
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:53,480
Speaker 2: Pancho's safe, She's figuring it out. With time, she'll probably

814
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:54,200
Speaker 2: figure it out.

815
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:58,880
Speaker 1: Yes, Pancho's good. Pancho's good. We one for two Pancho.

816
00:39:59,040 --> 00:39:59,360
Speaker 3: Yeah.

817
00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:02,920
Speaker 1: Wow. Story. Yeah, I'm like that did feel like Mission

818
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:05,960
Speaker 1: impossible impossible because I am I'm just.

819
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:10,400
Speaker 3: Imagining the possum and OPI with like little like robber masks.

820
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:13,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, like like Rufe is the naked mole rat from

821
00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:23,279
Speaker 1: Kim Impossible, the naked naked bro. You're on one tonight, Sophia, Yo,

822
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 1: I love it.

823
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:27,880
Speaker 2: Though you remind me of Ron, like Baby John reminds me.

824
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:29,400
Speaker 1: You remind me Baby.

825
00:40:29,239 --> 00:40:32,879
Speaker 3: John By John. Yeah, I just had to call it out.

826
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:35,080
Speaker 1: I'll take it. I'll take it. He has a little

827
00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:36,560
Speaker 1: bit of a klutch, but I'll take it.

828
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:36,839
Speaker 2: Dude.

829
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:39,320
Speaker 1: The only time I love.

830
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:42,880
Speaker 2: He gets Kim. Come on, yeah, he doesn't love Ron.

831
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:45,120
Speaker 2: Actually hate is your Kim?

832
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:46,200
Speaker 3: You hate Kim?

833
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:48,200
Speaker 1: No, I hate Ron because he's with Kim because you

834
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:49,000
Speaker 1: want to be Kim.

835
00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:51,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, in an Animation World cartoon.

836
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:53,360
Speaker 1: Yeah. AnyWho.

837
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:55,680
Speaker 2: The only story I've heard of someone catching a possum

838
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:56,800
Speaker 2: is my great grandfather.

839
00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:00,440
Speaker 1: I forgot about you, ARLs.

840
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:02,719
Speaker 2: He would catch possums and put him in a bin,

841
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:05,080
Speaker 2: and he would feed him like clean corn, and then

842
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:07,799
Speaker 2: over time, once they get good and fat, he'd kill

843
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:08,719
Speaker 2: it and then eat it.

844
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:11,239
Speaker 1: Oh nice. This is in the mountains of North Carolina.

845
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:14,640
Speaker 1: I know that. Using it for instance, I got a

846
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:16,439
Speaker 1: lot of possum stories. Yeah.

847
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:18,440
Speaker 3: Do they all end with the possum being eaten?

848
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:23,480
Speaker 2: No, not cannibal or possom.

849
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:24,680
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.

850
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:26,319
Speaker 2: I walked through the woods once at night and it

851
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:28,200
Speaker 2: was a possum that scared me. It happened to my

852
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:30,800
Speaker 2: brother too. I think it was the same possum. Happened

853
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:31,719
Speaker 2: within three months.

854
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:32,160
Speaker 1: Damn.

855
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:35,120
Speaker 2: My brother's caught a possum and then they caught a cat.

856
00:41:35,239 --> 00:41:38,120
Speaker 2: My grandpa killed a possum with a hammer. It's pretty

857
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:40,239
Speaker 2: graphic because they got his gott in his car port

858
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:43,120
Speaker 2: because is eating the dog food. Is this Christmas? I

859
00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:45,280
Speaker 2: had to like help him kill it. It's really graphic.

860
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:46,960
Speaker 2: Twenty three.

861
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:51,360
Speaker 1: Christmas.

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Speaker 2: They were like, you can go to Georgia's because there

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Speaker 2: was a possum in his carport and you need to

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Speaker 2: help him get it out. I said, okay, God, this

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Speaker 2: is so graphic.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: I didn't really sleep well the next night, but yeah,

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Speaker 2: possums are very common form from.

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Speaker 1: I remember very quick, Okay, storytime for me. I was

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Speaker 1: like about to throw out the trash and I like

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Speaker 1: opened it up. I'm like swinging, you know, when you're

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Speaker 1: like swinging the and like literally mid swing, I see

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Speaker 1: two possums just like standing standing on the trash, looking

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Speaker 1: directly at me, and I just like, I don't even

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Speaker 1: know if I eventually threw it. On top of that,

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Speaker 1: I think because I'm literally like and my little nine

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Speaker 1: year old body, I could barely so I went boom,

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Speaker 1: closed the lid, and I ran and screamed my head

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Speaker 1: off and just ran inside. And ever since then, even

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Speaker 1: to this day, like taking out trash, specifically at my parents' house,

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Speaker 1: I'm always like.

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Speaker 3: They're coming for you.

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Speaker 1: You go. Don't forget, dude, they really don't.

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Speaker 3: It is the generational trauma story that they.

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Speaker 1: And you know what, dude, I that was. That was

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Speaker 1: freaking Conscio is Grandpappy and I just molly walked him.

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Speaker 1: And then Pancho is just out here trying to live

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Speaker 1: his life and then gets a bit of bolic bone

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Speaker 1: disease and gets kidnapped, but then but then gets freed,

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Speaker 1: so then it's cool in the end. Yeah, what a story. Wow,

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Speaker 1: I am just rocks right now. I'm just rock to

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Speaker 1: rock your world. Do it with his next story.