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Speaker 1: The Breakfast Club Bitchy Donkey of the Day with Charlom

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Speaker 1: hain to gud. I don't know why y'all keep it

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Speaker 1: letting him get y'all like, oh, it's not me to

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Speaker 1: do ballas y'all. Okay, Donkey of Today for Whennesday, December

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Speaker 1: seventh goes the Chad Mason of Orlando, Florida. What did

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Speaker 1: Jakshalla always tell you about the great state of Florida.

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Speaker 1: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and

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Speaker 1: all of Florida. Okay, I promise you I don't come

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Speaker 1: in here looking for donkeys from Florida. I just can't

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Speaker 1: believe that these things actually happen. Remember on training day

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Speaker 1: when Alonso got mad at Hoyt because Hot would't let

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Speaker 1: him read his paper. This is a newspaper, right, it's

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Speaker 1: ninety but it's entertaining. That's why I read it because

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Speaker 1: it entertains me. That's how I feel about Florida. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Florida stories, all right, they be on some bs, all right,

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Speaker 1: but damn they entertained. They entertain me and this one man. Look,

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Speaker 1: it's the holiday season, okay. Like Andy Williams first stated

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Speaker 1: in nineteen hundred and sixty three. It's the most wonderful

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Speaker 1: time of the year, all right in, folks are in

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Speaker 1: the holiday spirit, all right. For some of us that

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Speaker 1: means different things. Okay, it's Christmas is quanza, it's a cup.

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Speaker 1: People are in the giving spirit, and people are in

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Speaker 1: the spirit of receiving. Basically, folks want what they want.

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Speaker 1: And well, for this guy, Chad Mason, man what he wanted.

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Speaker 1: He couldn't put on Santa's Christmas list because last I check,

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Speaker 1: Santa don't reward you for being naughty, and trust and

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Speaker 1: believed Chad Mason was being very naughty. Okay, what did

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Speaker 1: Chad Mason do that probably has all his Christmas requests

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Speaker 1: going to Santa spam folder from now on. Well, according

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Speaker 1: to Chad's the rest after David, he was walking a dog.

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Speaker 1: He knew the owner of the dog and was giving

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Speaker 1: the dog a little walk, and he decided to give

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Speaker 1: the dog a little bit more. Okay, the dog was

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Speaker 1: a golden doodle and he was taking a walk in

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Speaker 1: the apartment complex with the dog, and for whatever reason,

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Speaker 1: he decided to become the grinch that stole his dog's innocence. Yes,

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Speaker 1: he decided to become the grinch that stole his dog's ass. Okay, literally,

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Speaker 1: what are you saying, Uncle Charlowell. According to Fox thirteen

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Speaker 1: Tampa Bay, this man decided to have sex with the dog. Okay,

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Speaker 1: not just sex with the dog. The man and this

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Speaker 1: dog out in front of a bunch of adults and

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Speaker 1: a child. Yes, this man decided to diddle this golden doodle. Okay,

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Speaker 1: let me tell you what He was arrested and charged

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Speaker 1: with because it was several charges. Okay, sexual activity with

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Speaker 1: an animal, exposing sexual organs, and criminal mischief to a

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Speaker 1: place of worship. What do you mean criminal mischief to

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Speaker 1: a place of worship? Or after he gave doggie style

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Speaker 1: to the doggie and was confronted by adults to let

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Speaker 1: that bitch breathe literally, He ran to the Northwood Presbyterian Church,

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Speaker 1: where he knocked over a Nativity display. Just knocked over

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Speaker 1: a Nativity display, broke potted plants, and tossed children's toys

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Speaker 1: from the playground area, causing four hundred dollars in damage

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Speaker 1: to the church. After leaving the church, he damaged the

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Speaker 1: mailbox in another neighborhood and tried to steal a call

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Speaker 1: before he was taken into custody. You know what this

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Speaker 1: tells me. This tells me this man was not of

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Speaker 1: ejaculated on this golden doodle, because how in the hell

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Speaker 1: did he have the energy to do all that after

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Speaker 1: getting one off? Okay, that lets me know he didn't

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Speaker 1: let one off. But the reality is everything he did

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Speaker 1: after deciding to have sex with this dog is nulling boyd.

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Speaker 1: All right, I don't own it dogs. I've never had

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Speaker 1: to walk one, but I know people who own dogs.

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Speaker 1: They walk the dogs because they want dogs to use

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Speaker 1: the bathroom, run around to get some air. You got

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Speaker 1: a punk ass dog, right, any say you got a

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Speaker 1: punk ass dog with that? What do you do with

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Speaker 1: your dog when you walk your dog? Mby, I let

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Speaker 1: him use the bathroom? What else? What else do you

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Speaker 1: walk dogs? So? I don't know. I don' own dogs,

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Speaker 1: but for exercise, let him use the bathroom, let some

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Speaker 1: you know, some running around, and that's it. Not once

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Speaker 1: if you thought about having sex with this dog. No,

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Speaker 1: that's my point. Not once. If I heard anybody I

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Speaker 1: know that own dogs say, man, my dog looks hot today,

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Speaker 1: let me sleep with it. Okay. Can you imagine what

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Speaker 1: Chad would do if he could get ahold of a

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Speaker 1: rain deer. Huh dash your dancer prancher Vixon comment, and

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Speaker 1: Cupid wouldn't stand a chance. Okay, rud got Rudolf got

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Speaker 1: a red nose, but Chad would have a brown nose

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Speaker 1: if you got to hold a root off. Okay, And

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Speaker 1: I don't want anyone out there to overthink this story,

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Speaker 1: all right, don't sit around today asking yourself why would

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Speaker 1: this man just decide to diddle a golden doodle in

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Speaker 1: front of a bunch of people. It's for one reason Florida, Florida, ladies,

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Speaker 1: and ghet them in is Florida, and the Christmas spirit

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Speaker 1: clearly hits different in Florida. Okay, we have Santa clause,

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Speaker 1: Chad decided to be Santa. Pause. All right, maybe there's

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Speaker 1: a mysterious missiletoe in Florida that we don't know nothing about.

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Speaker 1: That if you catch your dog under it, you gotta

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Speaker 1: give him something to balk about. I don't know. All

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Speaker 1: I know is remy man needs to give Chad Mason

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Speaker 1: the biggest he ha he ha he ha, You stupid mother,

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Speaker 1: are you dumb? Police Nava Dodge Florida Police Navy dodda

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Speaker 1: all right, don't. What was up? Man? I just want

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Speaker 1: to play a game. Oh no, no, don't. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: be I got his mulk shot. All right, you want

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Speaker 1: to play a game of yes what racing? Chad Mason

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Speaker 1: decided to walk somebody else's dog in an apartment complex.

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Speaker 1: While walking the dog, he decided to give this dog

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Speaker 1: some date. He decided to diddle this little golden doodle

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Speaker 1: in front of a bunch of other people. DJ. Yes

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Speaker 1: what race? It's a tough one. Really? Yeah. White, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna be honest with you. Oh boy, he looks white

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Speaker 1: to me. I would see him and think he's a

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Speaker 1: white guy. Okay, but it's Florida. I don't know he's white.

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Speaker 1: You could be Cuban. I don't know. What do you think? Red?

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Speaker 1: You think he's white? All right? Chad Mason's white? Okay?

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Speaker 1: A lot of them Cubans in Florida identifying as white people. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: you see how y'all vote? So? Okay, that is true.

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Speaker 1: Chad Mason is is white? Alright? Yes, well gave it away. Uh,

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Speaker 1: walking somebody else's dog, sex with the dog in front

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Speaker 1: of people? Bality, yeah a little bit? All right, Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for that. Dog, Hey today, Yes, up next,

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Speaker 1: let's open up the phone lines. Eight hundred five eight five,

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Speaker 1: one oh five one. I don't know if you guys

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Speaker 1: watched the Real Housewives of Potomac, but one of the

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Speaker 1: ladies on the Real Housewives of Potomac, her name is Mia.

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Speaker 1: She was talking about she had this D in her

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Speaker 1: life that just had her all strong out. She couldn't

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Speaker 1: leave this D. This D was, you know, cheating on

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Speaker 1: her league. And she was just so wrapped up in

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Speaker 1: the D because the D is that good. I cannot

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Speaker 1: wait till we start rotating guest holes in the new year.

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Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, why are you I'm explaining the story? Why why?

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Speaker 1: But anyway, let me finish my story. So, the D

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Speaker 1: was so good, she started telling her bff about this

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Speaker 1: D and she was like, girl, I need you to

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Speaker 1: check out this D. And she let her friend have

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Speaker 1: sex with her boyfriend. It happens all the time. That's

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Speaker 1: why you hear women tell I've heard women tell other

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Speaker 1: women you don't ever tell somebody if it's a guy

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Speaker 1: that you like, you don't never talk about how good

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Speaker 1: the D is because the friend might try. Well, let's

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Speaker 1: open up the phone lines. Let's talk about it. Eight

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Speaker 1: hundred five five one oh five one. Ladies, have you

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Speaker 1: ever had D so good that you put your friend

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Speaker 1: on to it? I want rotating guest holes starting now. Ladies,

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Speaker 1: has the Peter has been so amazing that you put

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Speaker 1: your fight onto it? Wow? Let's talk about it. Wow. Fellas,

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Speaker 1: has this happened to you? Let's talk about eight hundred five?

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Speaker 1: Have you ever had some D so good that you

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Speaker 1: had to let one of your homeboys? My god man,

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Speaker 1: what is happening here? The Breakfast Club Donkey today is

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Speaker 1: brought to you by the law office of Michael s

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Speaker 1: Lammon Saft. Don't be a donkey. Dive pound two fifty

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Speaker 1: on your cell and say the bull. If you've been

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Speaker 1: hurting a construction accident, that's pound two five old from

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Speaker 1: your cell and say the bull. Wait that ass up

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Speaker 1: in the morning. Breakfast Club