WEBVTT - Ep164: A Dirty Discussion Feat Kiki & Medinah 0:00:03.160 --> 0:00:10.680 Welcome to another ever, so listen, I'm not gonna lie. 0:00:10.880 --> 0:00:13.000 I don't like with the face right now. But the 0:00:13.080 --> 0:00:15.520 thing is, I'm so glad recording. But the thing is, 0:00:15.680 --> 0:00:18.760 I know i'd be like, welcome to you Hall another episode, 0:00:18.800 --> 0:00:22.040 and I'm like, bro, I'm so sick of hearing welcome 0:00:22.120 --> 0:00:24.600 to you Hall another episode because and that was when 0:00:24.600 --> 0:00:26.800 you came up with in its place. Yeah, I mean, 0:00:29.240 --> 0:00:31.479 I'm so sick of saying that, so I will go 0:00:31.560 --> 0:00:38.360 with welcome These vocals is hitting, These vocals is hitting anyways, Guys, 0:00:38.479 --> 0:00:42.159 welcome to another episode of motherfucking Horrible Decisions. This is 0:00:42.200 --> 0:00:45.120 your girl, Mandy b a k A Pet Stallion a 0:00:45.280 --> 0:00:48.360 k A Pet that pussy because I'll be playing with 0:00:48.400 --> 0:00:51.000 my pussy and my other pussy all day, every day. 0:00:51.120 --> 0:00:53.040 So shout out to all the cat lovers out there. 0:00:53.320 --> 0:00:55.360 There is a community that I have become a part 0:00:55.360 --> 0:00:57.600 of that I was not ready for. And I'm with 0:00:57.600 --> 0:01:02.640 my co host, my bad this bitch is well. I 0:01:02.680 --> 0:01:07.120 am not Carole Baskan. My name is Wheezy, and I 0:01:07.160 --> 0:01:11.720 am childless. Now I ain't gonna hold you. I literally 0:01:11.800 --> 0:01:16.000 was just like, oh, these states is lifting like allowing 0:01:16.080 --> 0:01:19.360 people to like go back to regular life. And although 0:01:19.400 --> 0:01:22.399 I want to hop on a flight immediately, I'm like, fuck, 0:01:23.160 --> 0:01:26.520 I can't leave my my kitten promoting a couple of days. 0:01:26.560 --> 0:01:29.560 So I'm looking up like how to fly my cat 0:01:29.640 --> 0:01:32.440 out with me and looking at the call niggas. My 0:01:32.480 --> 0:01:34.440 homegirl gets flown out by niggas all the time, and 0:01:34.440 --> 0:01:37.039 she'd be like, girl baby bringing that motherfucking cat. I 0:01:37.080 --> 0:01:39.160 feel like I'm gonna have to bring this cat with me. 0:01:39.920 --> 0:01:44.160 I come with extra pussy, nigga, what's good? While while 0:01:44.200 --> 0:01:46.880 we may be discussing three things later on in this episode, 0:01:47.240 --> 0:01:49.080 I hope my nigga does not want to suck me 0:01:49.240 --> 0:01:51.720 and my other pussy because I'm not into be theolity, 0:01:51.800 --> 0:01:55.080 you know what I mean? Like I think, and if 0:01:55.080 --> 0:01:57.480 he's in the South, he's going to jail. I don't wait, 0:01:57.520 --> 0:01:59.600 Did be Salty send you to jail? Though I know, 0:02:00.120 --> 0:02:04.840 I don't know. Yeah, it's animals, Okay, Well you guys here, 0:02:05.000 --> 0:02:09.040 you're going to hell jail. You guys here. Two other voices, 0:02:09.200 --> 0:02:12.200 and I want to give a solid round of applause 0:02:12.320 --> 0:02:16.320 and welcome because we are doing a cocktails horrible Decisions 0:02:16.320 --> 0:02:20.040 mash up. So I would like to introduce Finally and 0:02:20.160 --> 0:02:26.080 Medina from the Cocktail thirty Discussions podcast, What's up are you? 0:02:26.240 --> 0:02:30.920 Cool cats and kids? I'm so glad to have you 0:02:30.960 --> 0:02:36.040 guys here. We have been friends and Pierre's time, Um, 0:02:36.840 --> 0:02:39.080 Kiki and Medina, we're part of our first live show 0:02:39.080 --> 0:02:43.959 and I've always I've always sell them the horrible decisions 0:02:44.000 --> 0:02:46.960 of a t L like I feel like you know 0:02:47.120 --> 0:02:49.640 and and also shout out to Kiki, I know you 0:02:49.680 --> 0:02:52.040 helped me with kids, um with the Christmas kids and 0:02:52.120 --> 0:02:54.960 ship like that in Medina, like I just really I 0:02:55.000 --> 0:02:57.079 love what you guys are doing and we're just so 0:02:57.120 --> 0:02:58.720 glad to finally have you on. I just can't believe 0:02:58.760 --> 0:03:02.600 it took two fucking years. Yeah, no ship in a quarantine. 0:03:02.919 --> 0:03:05.640 But she also, y'all are like the black versions of 0:03:05.680 --> 0:03:07.600 us because y'all know, motherfucker's don't want us to really 0:03:07.600 --> 0:03:10.239 claim black because we buy racial over here. So I 0:03:10.280 --> 0:03:14.240 don't know what you're motherfucker's question our blackness all the 0:03:14.280 --> 0:03:21.399 fucking time. So we got Medina first time. France fair 0:03:21.560 --> 0:03:24.080 for him, who was our guest last week, is thinking 0:03:24.120 --> 0:03:27.040 about getting a cat. And also everyone who has sent 0:03:27.160 --> 0:03:30.360 me like cat tips and tricks. They are black. Black 0:03:30.360 --> 0:03:34.120 people own cats, bro. Yeah, it's a different kind though. 0:03:34.720 --> 0:03:37.560 What the craziest is, I'm thinking about getting a kitchen too, 0:03:37.720 --> 0:03:40.640 like I thought about it during the quarantine. Okay, can 0:03:40.680 --> 0:03:43.960 I ask all of y'all's opinions? So I've been asked 0:03:44.360 --> 0:03:47.200 on Twitter and Instagram. Now they want me to make 0:03:47.400 --> 0:03:54.040 an Instagram for Body. No no, wait, wait, that's taking 0:03:54.040 --> 0:03:56.480 it too far in making a pet page. I think 0:03:56.520 --> 0:03:58.960 you should do it because his story is so beautiful. 0:03:59.000 --> 0:04:03.040 You got him from the reads, I really did. Story 0:04:03.080 --> 0:04:10.680 is so beautiful. Yes, Katie, I'm like, I want to 0:04:10.720 --> 0:04:13.320 just show you guys a lady that I work with. 0:04:13.720 --> 0:04:17.279 Oh damn, can I show you We're recording. So we 0:04:17.640 --> 0:04:21.440 found uh my old co workers and they were like, yo, 0:04:21.560 --> 0:04:24.440 so and so hit us up. Go check out her instagram. 0:04:24.520 --> 0:04:26.560 This is I legit thought. I was like, oh my god, 0:04:26.560 --> 0:04:28.200 this is gonna be Mandy. Mandy didn't have a cat yet, 0:04:28.360 --> 0:04:33.560 this is her. I g calm down, coma, I put 0:04:33.640 --> 0:04:37.000 that that was my dog. I put Body in my story, 0:04:37.040 --> 0:04:40.840 but he hasn't made my feed yet. Okay, why because 0:04:40.960 --> 0:04:43.000 by the time you get him an Instagram? So his 0:04:43.080 --> 0:04:46.719 name is Body because I figured he from the Bronx, right, 0:04:46.800 --> 0:04:49.640 so he a little hood he a little ratchet. So 0:04:49.800 --> 0:04:51.800 it just made me think of a bodega, and so 0:04:52.040 --> 0:04:59.520 technically it's a it's a nickname for bodega. So Bodi bodega. Yeah, yeah, 0:04:59.680 --> 0:05:02.000 because fucking hood rat And I'm fed up already. I 0:05:02.000 --> 0:05:04.760 don't know how these motherfucker's have children. He's like the 0:05:04.800 --> 0:05:08.320 fact that y'all spit whole humans out of your vagina 0:05:08.400 --> 0:05:11.640 that annoy you to this extent. I couldn't imagine who does, Like, 0:05:12.000 --> 0:05:18.640 I don't know people who have kids. I don't know 0:05:18.640 --> 0:05:21.680 I have kids over here. Tell us about cocktails, yeah, 0:05:21.720 --> 0:05:25.159 I guess. Tell us about cocktails, um your sexual orientation, 0:05:25.320 --> 0:05:28.680 tell us about um well, cocktails dury discussions we talk 0:05:28.720 --> 0:05:32.160 about sex. Um Ours is less educational than y'alls. It's 0:05:32.200 --> 0:05:36.800 more about us just sharing our experiences, telling stories. Sometimes 0:05:36.880 --> 0:05:40.400 we get drunk on the show, and that's very, very personal, 0:05:40.440 --> 0:05:42.840 almost too personal, to the point where sometimes I'll be like, bro, 0:05:43.000 --> 0:05:46.320 I was doing too much. But we also talk about relationships, 0:05:46.320 --> 0:05:50.120 all types of relationships, sexual relationships, friendships, all types of 0:05:50.200 --> 0:05:54.560 relationships you could think of. Um I like men and women, 0:05:55.160 --> 0:05:57.240 um I don't want to marry a woman. I want 0:05:57.240 --> 0:06:00.400 to marry a man. But I do like eating blissy. 0:06:00.600 --> 0:06:03.920 Why do you say okay, now you know, I just 0:06:04.000 --> 0:06:06.160 kind of go with whatever I feel like that day. 0:06:06.200 --> 0:06:10.600 I like it all, Um marriage, yeah, Mirria, man, I've 0:06:10.640 --> 0:06:12.400 never dated a woman. I don't think I would actually 0:06:12.480 --> 0:06:15.240 date a woman. I think it's more fun. You just 0:06:15.360 --> 0:06:20.240 have sex with that. Well, I mean, I guess I 0:06:20.279 --> 0:06:22.080 think a lot of people always say that when when 0:06:22.080 --> 0:06:23.960 they tell me they're bisexual. Well, I wouldn't be with 0:06:24.000 --> 0:06:26.200 a woman. I'm like, ask for your sexual orientation because 0:06:26.240 --> 0:06:27.600 I want up sex. We'll see. I don't know what 0:06:27.720 --> 0:06:31.839 to call it. I think you're on the you're different 0:06:31.839 --> 0:06:34.800 on the scale, you're absolutely by So like we've talked 0:06:34.800 --> 0:06:35.880 about our show. I don't know if you guys have 0:06:35.920 --> 0:06:38.120 heard of it, the Kinsley Scale. My friends introduced me 0:06:38.160 --> 0:06:40.800 to it, Um shout out to Christopher, And basically it's 0:06:40.839 --> 0:06:43.480 a I don't know if it's like eight, like eight levels, 0:06:43.520 --> 0:06:46.720 but one side is more hetero, one side is more homosexual, 0:06:46.920 --> 0:06:50.040 and you can change by day, you can change seasonally. 0:06:50.080 --> 0:06:52.159 Maybe quarantine will have you a little more gay. I 0:06:52.160 --> 0:06:56.560 don't know. So, speaking of quarantine. UM. Normally we do 0:06:56.640 --> 0:06:59.080 icebreakers with our guess, but I wanted to kind of 0:06:59.120 --> 0:07:02.040 open up and do kind of an icebreaker slash catch 0:07:02.120 --> 0:07:05.400 up and talk about what sex has been like during 0:07:05.480 --> 0:07:09.279 quarantine for all four of us, UM, so me and 0:07:09.400 --> 0:07:12.920 Kiki actually have stories. But before we get there, I 0:07:12.960 --> 0:07:16.240 did want to ask Medina are you single? And if 0:07:16.240 --> 0:07:19.040 you're not, are you having sex during quarantine? So I 0:07:19.080 --> 0:07:23.560 am single? UM. I thought that I was going to 0:07:23.680 --> 0:07:26.880 be having so much quarantine that I didn't know what 0:07:27.000 --> 0:07:29.240 to do with it, Like you couldn't tell me nothing, 0:07:29.280 --> 0:07:33.440 Like my team was just really built up, y'all. Quarantine 0:07:33.520 --> 0:07:37.880 came and I got quarantine the first two days of it, 0:07:38.320 --> 0:07:42.400 and that NIGGD just did like he just totally did 0:07:42.440 --> 0:07:44.760 a whole smooth hit and quit like we were in 0:07:44.800 --> 0:07:49.040 fucking high school. I was so fucking mad. Wait, Like 0:07:49.120 --> 0:07:52.160 he goes to my ask like just how you get 0:07:52.200 --> 0:07:55.440 ghosted on quarantine? And I went on live and had 0:07:55.480 --> 0:07:57.400 a whole rant. We talked about it on the show, 0:07:58.520 --> 0:08:01.480 like I know show, and I sent him the clip 0:08:01.960 --> 0:08:05.120 because I was so offended, like how you get hit 0:08:05.160 --> 0:08:09.560 and quit during quarantine? You sent him from the podcast? 0:08:10.880 --> 0:08:13.360 Did he reply? He didn't apply for a couple of days, 0:08:13.400 --> 0:08:15.920 but then he sent me a message and said that 0:08:15.960 --> 0:08:18.320 he was having technical difficult It was some dumb ship 0:08:19.560 --> 0:08:23.520 technical difficulties. But it's so busy. How do you say 0:08:23.600 --> 0:08:27.280 you so busy during a quarantine with the like, no 0:08:29.080 --> 0:08:32.920 a musical engineer at that the studios is closed, my nigga? Okay, 0:08:32.920 --> 0:08:36.120 if he's a music I was gonna saying, well, hold on, maybe, dude, 0:08:36.280 --> 0:08:39.360 my my old job, my position that I was in 0:08:39.679 --> 0:08:42.160 there working so much harder because it's I used to 0:08:42.160 --> 0:08:44.920 work on internet right, like sales engineering, so like they're 0:08:44.960 --> 0:08:47.199 working just as hard. So I was like, what be 0:08:47.280 --> 0:08:50.160 the engineer maybe, but not just buying more. I was 0:08:50.160 --> 0:08:53.040 gonna say, even for me, Um, I used to be 0:08:53.080 --> 0:08:55.599 an accountant, and I reached out to my old coworkers 0:08:55.920 --> 0:09:00.199 and they've been working even weekends, so seven days a week. Um. 0:09:00.200 --> 0:09:02.600 I worked in the tax department, and even though taxes 0:09:02.640 --> 0:09:05.439 got pushed to July, they still are working like a 0:09:05.640 --> 0:09:08.880 busy season. Um. And I'm sure it's taking you longer 0:09:08.920 --> 0:09:11.719 to do things at home than it does in the workspace, 0:09:11.800 --> 0:09:15.000 just because working from home just has your mind in 0:09:15.040 --> 0:09:19.520 a completely different place, you know, so wheezy, what about 0:09:19.920 --> 0:09:23.920 so okay, so Medina's out here getting ghosted um during quarantine? 0:09:24.320 --> 0:09:27.560 Um wheezy. Has there been any change um with you 0:09:27.600 --> 0:09:33.280 in your relationship with sex during quarantine? No? I think 0:09:33.320 --> 0:09:36.520 we're just doing the same ship. But there's been a 0:09:36.600 --> 0:09:39.720 change with me, nigga. I'm like convinced now. So I 0:09:39.760 --> 0:09:42.960 went for a walk, start talking to this guy outside 0:09:43.320 --> 0:09:46.319 because we had the same shoes on random. He's like, 0:09:46.320 --> 0:09:49.520 oh my god, your shoes like so, then he starts 0:09:49.520 --> 0:09:52.240 telling me how he works for Ticketmaster. I was like, 0:09:52.320 --> 0:09:54.320 oh my god, well, I'm a podcaster. I can't sell 0:09:54.400 --> 0:09:57.840 these shows. And he said that everybody is not expecting 0:09:57.880 --> 0:10:03.520 to be back up and running until you, and I thought. 0:10:04.520 --> 0:10:07.160 That morning, I got a call from my old boss 0:10:07.200 --> 0:10:09.080 who was like, listen, he follows me on Instagram. Now 0:10:09.160 --> 0:10:11.520 he's like, I know you're not working. Do you want 0:10:11.559 --> 0:10:14.320 to come in as an implementation engineer because we're actually 0:10:14.360 --> 0:10:18.079 busier and I actually need somebody again. I was like, now, 0:10:18.360 --> 0:10:21.120 I'm gonna take care of myself. I can take off 0:10:21.120 --> 0:10:23.000 to care of myself for like a year, So for what, 0:10:25.120 --> 0:10:27.960 let me get back in for the job. Nah, But 0:10:28.000 --> 0:10:30.360 I think it's just I'm I don't know, I'm feeling stuck. 0:10:30.440 --> 0:10:32.120 You know, my boyfriend's been helping me through it, but 0:10:32.840 --> 0:10:37.079 I've been working on something, um just a project, just writing, 0:10:37.240 --> 0:10:40.319 and now they love it, and the network they wanted 0:10:40.400 --> 0:10:42.360 is like, we will make a quarantine version of it, 0:10:42.400 --> 0:10:44.480 and I'm like, I'm good on waiting. I don't give 0:10:44.480 --> 0:10:46.520 a funk of niggas think I did nothing. I don't 0:10:46.559 --> 0:10:49.800 want a quarantine version. They're like, no, we'll send you equipment. 0:10:50.040 --> 0:10:53.520 I don't want equipment. I want someone else to do it. 0:10:53.559 --> 0:10:55.839 I'm not about to say in my partment when I've 0:10:55.840 --> 0:10:59.200 been working for months making ship to then do it 0:10:59.320 --> 0:11:02.720 on a webcape. Am No, But this is like really 0:11:02.720 --> 0:11:06.600 the reality now, Yeah, it's crazy, Like for for just 0:11:06.720 --> 0:11:10.280 podcasts is like thinking of Okay, I know certain states 0:11:10.280 --> 0:11:12.520 are opening back up, so studios maybe opening back up 0:11:12.559 --> 0:11:16.199 because they're not like large event venues. But even figuring 0:11:16.240 --> 0:11:19.640 out how we're going to continue putting out quality through 0:11:19.679 --> 0:11:23.720 fucking the internet is hard because things just operate differently 0:11:23.760 --> 0:11:27.880 on WiFi, especially because everyone is on their WiFi. Um. 0:11:27.920 --> 0:11:30.000 So I guess I'll share my story and then we'll 0:11:30.000 --> 0:11:34.000 get into Kiki Kiki story leads to another discussion. Um, 0:11:34.120 --> 0:11:36.640 But for me, I want to shout out to Daniel 0:11:36.720 --> 0:11:41.079 st NSFW. He reached out to me last minute and 0:11:41.280 --> 0:11:45.200 I had the opportunity to host a virtual orgy, which 0:11:45.240 --> 0:11:47.680 is something we have talked about on here, and I 0:11:47.720 --> 0:11:50.200 just wanted to share with you how interesting it was. 0:11:50.200 --> 0:11:52.280 They had a DJ. I just want to paint the 0:11:52.280 --> 0:11:55.000 picture for you guys. Um, I also want to shout 0:11:55.000 --> 0:11:56.760 out to how do you host it? So this is 0:11:57.080 --> 0:11:59.440 I'm about to paint the picture, bitch, because I ain't 0:11:59.440 --> 0:12:01.719 gonna lie. I know you and I talked about doing it. 0:12:02.080 --> 0:12:04.040 Shout out to Daniel. It's a lot of fucking work. 0:12:04.080 --> 0:12:06.120 I'm not gonna hold you to host, like to be 0:12:06.160 --> 0:12:09.360 on the back end producing it, but so as the host, 0:12:10.440 --> 0:12:13.920 I pretty much like drop the Hey, guys, welcome to 0:12:14.040 --> 0:12:17.640 the you know, welcome to tonight. This is the DJ. 0:12:18.200 --> 0:12:21.720 The DJ was spinning while also had his girlfriend in 0:12:21.840 --> 0:12:25.840 lingerie like doing these crazy moves. But then literally by 0:12:25.880 --> 0:12:28.280 the middle of it, the DJ was fingering and fucking 0:12:28.320 --> 0:12:32.240 his girlfriend while playing tunes. Then me as the host, 0:12:32.760 --> 0:12:36.959 I got everyone comfortable, so I would like we let 0:12:37.080 --> 0:12:39.040 enough people get into the room. So there was about 0:12:39.120 --> 0:12:42.320 fifty people total in the room, probably about fifty six 0:12:42.880 --> 0:12:45.000 or fifty eight, because there was at least about four 0:12:45.080 --> 0:12:48.840 couples um. But then I just started with a game 0:12:48.840 --> 0:12:50.800 of truth or dare. So you have to raise your 0:12:50.800 --> 0:12:52.839 hand whether you were willing to be on camera, because 0:12:52.880 --> 0:12:55.400 at any given point only four people could show on 0:12:55.440 --> 0:12:58.959 the camera. So oh, so you're it's like a lot 0:12:58.960 --> 0:13:01.120 of Yeah. So it's a lot of watching, and you 0:13:01.120 --> 0:13:03.840 have to raise your hand to be shown to the crowd. 0:13:04.120 --> 0:13:06.600 But when you're shown to the crowd, you also know 0:13:06.760 --> 0:13:09.480 that at least forty or fifty people are watching you. 0:13:09.840 --> 0:13:13.360 So here's what we got to watch. We watched a 0:13:13.400 --> 0:13:17.120 couple of do wax play where the guy burned a 0:13:17.200 --> 0:13:19.880 candle and dropped wax onto her ass, and you saw 0:13:19.920 --> 0:13:22.320 her shake every time the wax fell onto her ass. 0:13:22.720 --> 0:13:25.560 We had one girl shout out to aqua diva. I 0:13:25.559 --> 0:13:28.080 guess she's a dancer. She got on the pole, I 0:13:28.160 --> 0:13:30.000 was able to request this song. She took all of 0:13:30.040 --> 0:13:32.880 my cash at money. It was only it was only 0:13:32.920 --> 0:13:35.320 it was only seventeen dollars of the balance left, but 0:13:35.440 --> 0:13:39.080 I still gave her that seventeen dollars um. The balance. 0:13:39.280 --> 0:13:41.080 It was the balance. I was giving her my cash 0:13:41.120 --> 0:13:44.400 app dollars. Then we had another couple shout out to 0:13:44.440 --> 0:13:46.960 them because they are horrible decisions listeners. I'm not gonna 0:13:46.960 --> 0:13:48.800 put their names out there, but we thy and I 0:13:48.840 --> 0:13:50.880 actually met them at our very first live show in 0:13:50.920 --> 0:13:54.960 New York. So this couple ended up choosing dare. I'll 0:13:54.960 --> 0:13:56.680 tell you, bitch, we're gonna have to bring them all hole. 0:13:56.760 --> 0:13:59.480 I just got an ask their permission, but we got 0:13:59.520 --> 0:14:02.000 them on and in the dare, he had to go 0:14:02.080 --> 0:14:05.200 to the refrigerator and pick out a food to lick 0:14:05.240 --> 0:14:07.800 off of a body part on her. So, bitch, they 0:14:07.800 --> 0:14:11.200 had cream, so he's licking whipped cream off. Then they 0:14:11.280 --> 0:14:15.000 kissed each other and then also by the end there 0:14:15.040 --> 0:14:19.600 was full fledged fucking. So there was full fledged sucking dick. 0:14:19.800 --> 0:14:21.880 A woman had a mask on and all you saw 0:14:22.000 --> 0:14:23.800 was her sucking the funk out of her nigga's dick. 0:14:24.160 --> 0:14:27.440 Then you just saw two, two or three couples total 0:14:27.880 --> 0:14:31.400 had sex on camera. How black was it? So, I 0:14:31.400 --> 0:14:35.200 would say it was mixed because the stripper was black, 0:14:35.520 --> 0:14:39.440 the couple was I would say Indian and Latina. There 0:14:39.560 --> 0:14:42.520 was a guy there. I would say, I don't want 0:14:42.560 --> 0:14:49.680 to say. Were they were brown? Um? Yeah? Like I said, 0:14:49.560 --> 0:14:54.200 the dancer was black with an afro. Um. The couples 0:14:54.240 --> 0:14:59.520 that had sex, the three couples were white. Um. And 0:14:59.560 --> 0:15:01.480 then there was another guy. I would say he was 0:15:01.520 --> 0:15:05.120 Middle Eastern. I had him strip and dance, so he 0:15:05.240 --> 0:15:08.240 was just letting his little Danie lang slam. So it 0:15:08.320 --> 0:15:10.720 wasn't the good thing about Daniel though, is he's said 0:15:10.760 --> 0:15:13.480 even on our platform and he came on um that 0:15:13.520 --> 0:15:16.120 diversity was important to him. I'm not gonna lie. It 0:15:16.200 --> 0:15:20.760 was a super diverse like white ship. Like for some reason, 0:15:20.840 --> 0:15:24.320 two of the couples were dealing with nipple clamps. I've 0:15:24.360 --> 0:15:26.880 never dealt with nipple clamps. I don't like. And so 0:15:26.920 --> 0:15:28.760 I was just like, okay, this is the white person 0:15:28.840 --> 0:15:32.680 aspect of this ship because but it's not. We are 0:15:32.760 --> 0:15:38.040 d stigma. Okay, well, bitch, are you out here playing 0:15:38.040 --> 0:15:43.960 with nipple clamps? Someone? Did? I feel like I would 0:15:44.000 --> 0:15:46.760 like it? Still I don't because I don't like mine 0:15:46.760 --> 0:15:53.120 play with that much. Yeah. Ever had someone be like, hey, 0:15:53.400 --> 0:15:56.360 let me clamp your nipples, like see even what do 0:15:56.360 --> 0:15:58.720 you say? Wait? Okay, so what is what is the 0:15:58.800 --> 0:16:04.600 black way to say? Let me clamp your nip thing. No, 0:16:04.800 --> 0:16:12.320 that's the point, just the whole TI. Okay. So so, Kiki, 0:16:12.640 --> 0:16:15.520 if you can share with us, um, maybe a story 0:16:15.600 --> 0:16:20.160 that you have a secondary quarantine sies. I do. I 0:16:20.200 --> 0:16:24.400 have a few, actually, because I said quarantine was okay, 0:16:24.400 --> 0:16:28.400 because quarantine wasn't gonna keep me down. Um okay, So 0:16:28.880 --> 0:16:31.720 this was actually part of my cocktail, but I'll revisit 0:16:31.760 --> 0:16:35.280 it for you guys. Um. So, basically the other day 0:16:35.440 --> 0:16:38.400 I was really going through it. I was extremely horny, 0:16:38.560 --> 0:16:42.200 I was feeling upset. I text some friends who I 0:16:42.240 --> 0:16:45.520 thought could relate, and we were all agreeing that it's 0:16:45.600 --> 0:16:47.840 just too much. We were about to make bad decisions. 0:16:48.440 --> 0:16:51.920 We were like, you know, Nick's gonna have to share horrible, 0:16:52.200 --> 0:16:55.720 horrible decisions. Yeah, um I was. I made some, and 0:16:55.720 --> 0:16:59.000 so did some other people. Anyway, So by the grace 0:16:59.080 --> 0:17:02.320 of God, or maybe wasn't. God probably wasn't. But my 0:17:02.920 --> 0:17:06.200 one of my fun buddies cost me right. Nice guy. 0:17:06.320 --> 0:17:08.560 I enjoy hanging out with him. He's funny as funk, right, 0:17:09.200 --> 0:17:11.320 So he's like, well, what are y'all doing? Are you 0:17:11.359 --> 0:17:14.240 by yourself? I was like, no, my friend Drea has 0:17:14.280 --> 0:17:18.760 been here because we decided to be quarantine roommates because 0:17:18.960 --> 0:17:20.600 we just didn't know how long that she was gonna last, 0:17:20.600 --> 0:17:23.040 and we was gonna go crazy. Right, so she's been here, 0:17:23.080 --> 0:17:24.960 he was like, want y'all can come over. So I 0:17:24.960 --> 0:17:26.640 know I'm not supposed to be leaving the house, but 0:17:26.960 --> 0:17:30.200 I did. Um, So we leave and we go over there, 0:17:30.400 --> 0:17:32.840 and um, I mean, at least you like left the 0:17:32.840 --> 0:17:34.560 house to just go right. And the last time I 0:17:34.600 --> 0:17:36.520 went to his house, he's spray me with lifesaw. He's 0:17:36.520 --> 0:17:39.719 always a very clean person, so I figured, you know, 0:17:40.080 --> 0:17:42.800 that's very sweet. Life's not gonna be with kill niggas. 0:17:42.880 --> 0:17:46.480 Nickas is really spraying they faced this body party. He's 0:17:46.480 --> 0:17:50.159 spraying that you. I can't believe that you're giving pussy 0:17:50.200 --> 0:17:53.800 to a nigga. Please, I wanted to dick and I 0:17:53.840 --> 0:17:57.159 got it. Okay, Um, I'm not buying cats from the 0:17:57.200 --> 0:18:03.920 crackheads to cure my lonely. I'm not doing that. Maybe 0:18:03.960 --> 0:18:08.040 you wish you could be. So anyway, UM, we go 0:18:08.080 --> 0:18:11.480 over there, we're hanging out and everything, and then somehow, 0:18:11.960 --> 0:18:14.320 I don't know what I remember, he sent me a 0:18:14.320 --> 0:18:16.640 text message. That's what started. I don't think I said 0:18:16.640 --> 0:18:18.119 this on our show. But he sent me a text 0:18:18.119 --> 0:18:21.960 message and he was like, take your panties off. I 0:18:22.000 --> 0:18:23.960 want to eat your pussy right now. So I was 0:18:24.040 --> 0:18:28.399 like sexy, and I was about to but then I 0:18:28.440 --> 0:18:32.119 was like, you know what, let's got to the sauna first. 0:18:33.520 --> 0:18:36.240 So he was like, yeah, okay, we'll go to the sauna, so, 0:18:36.240 --> 0:18:38.680 so and and and this is while you're at his house. 0:18:38.800 --> 0:18:41.840 It's downstairs, okay. So I was like, Dre, you want 0:18:41.880 --> 0:18:45.080 to come to the sauna lux on us and our 0:18:45.200 --> 0:18:55.679 poor niggas. Okay, So we go down there and he 0:18:55.760 --> 0:18:58.000 was like, let me get y'all some towels. So we 0:18:58.080 --> 0:19:00.280 just took all of our clothes off because just like 0:19:00.280 --> 0:19:04.080 it's gonna be hot in there anyway. Right next thing, 0:19:04.119 --> 0:19:08.359 I know my foot and it was fine, um, but 0:19:08.400 --> 0:19:11.040 he starts in massage at my feet and then I 0:19:11.080 --> 0:19:14.280 look over. Drea has nothing on. She has taken the 0:19:14.280 --> 0:19:17.560 towel and wrapped it around her braids and she's sitting 0:19:17.640 --> 0:19:21.000 up there posing just titties out, pussy out, everything's out. 0:19:21.680 --> 0:19:23.800 So I was just like, okay, well, I think we're 0:19:23.800 --> 0:19:27.080 done in the sauna. So everything was out, so I 0:19:27.080 --> 0:19:29.639 think we're done in the sauna. Let's go to the shower. 0:19:30.040 --> 0:19:32.320 So I really like taking showers at his house, but 0:19:32.400 --> 0:19:35.000 every time I leave, I look crazy because I think 0:19:35.000 --> 0:19:37.120 I'm in a commercial and I want to wash my hair. 0:19:37.200 --> 0:19:39.239 So at this point I had clippings in and they 0:19:39.240 --> 0:19:41.399 weren't even good quality clippings. But you know, it's been 0:19:41.400 --> 0:19:47.360 a struggle cuts quarantine. So we're in the shower and uh, 0:19:47.760 --> 0:19:50.439 I got in first. He gets in, and then Drea 0:19:50.560 --> 0:19:53.160 was like, she was looking like can I come in? 0:19:53.720 --> 0:19:55.280 And so he was like, you're not gonna come in? 0:19:55.359 --> 0:20:01.720 She was, but she wasn't like square up with her. 0:20:02.240 --> 0:20:06.080 Well I'm not gonna do that, but um she was like, well, paky, 0:20:06.400 --> 0:20:10.120 do you mind, Kenna. I was like the marrier, it's 0:20:10.160 --> 0:20:15.720 a very large space. So after a while, uh, another 0:20:15.840 --> 0:20:21.280 humble fla. I didn't want to come home, but anyway, Um, 0:20:21.320 --> 0:20:24.880 so we're in there and like everybody's kiss in. There's 0:20:24.880 --> 0:20:27.520 a lot of pussy licking. He bathed us too. I 0:20:27.560 --> 0:20:31.040 forgot about that part, and I'll skip some of the details, 0:20:31.240 --> 0:20:33.840 but we ended up in the bad. He couldn't really 0:20:33.880 --> 0:20:35.960 handle two women, because I don't think that that was 0:20:36.000 --> 0:20:38.800 his original plan. It was just gonna be me so 0:20:38.960 --> 0:20:41.240 at one point he had he had dick for one 0:20:41.280 --> 0:20:44.480 not too so at some point he comes back with 0:20:44.520 --> 0:20:47.760 baby oil. Andre was making all of these demands about 0:20:47.920 --> 0:20:50.240 who needs to pour, what where and all this stuff 0:20:50.240 --> 0:20:51.879 and it was just a great time. And then he 0:20:51.880 --> 0:20:54.119 woke us up in the morning. He gave us the 0:20:54.119 --> 0:20:59.479 bed what we're still I was, yeah, um, but I 0:20:59.560 --> 0:21:03.280 like that want to and it was good. Uh So, anyway, 0:21:03.320 --> 0:21:05.760 he woke me up in the morning with breakfast. He 0:21:05.800 --> 0:21:11.359 cooked us a beautiful breakfast spread. We had waffles, chicken, bacon. 0:21:11.960 --> 0:21:15.600 It wasn't eggo waffle. That's still a waffle, but but 0:21:15.760 --> 0:21:20.760 it wasn't homemade home. You ain't telling the story, you said, 0:21:20.880 --> 0:21:25.960 I didn't tell you a Belgian waffer and I didn't. Okay, 0:21:26.000 --> 0:21:27.679 he cooked the chicken because it was really left over 0:21:27.720 --> 0:21:30.199 from the night before. But besides so he could well, 0:21:30.200 --> 0:21:34.040 I guess that makes up for the bottom now and again, 0:21:34.200 --> 0:21:40.360 all right, okay, I'm talking here, I am talking ship 0:21:40.720 --> 0:21:42.520 and my nigga looks at me everyone and like what 0:21:42.680 --> 0:21:45.760 you got to bake? So look, I appreciate it was 0:21:45.760 --> 0:21:50.479 a kind excellent customer service five out of five stars, 0:21:50.560 --> 0:21:54.000 highly recommend He brought the hooka to the bedroom, which 0:21:54.000 --> 0:21:56.639 we're hooka host lots of types of hos, but we 0:21:56.680 --> 0:21:58.280 had that. It was just a great time. And then 0:21:58.440 --> 0:22:01.840 we left and we came back and well, y'all, did 0:22:01.880 --> 0:22:06.840 y'all feel weird? So I wanted to talk about that 0:22:06.920 --> 0:22:10.600 because real quick, if y'all don't know, I am currently 0:22:10.640 --> 0:22:15.399 in a group chat called Eskimo fam and we decided 0:22:15.480 --> 0:22:19.160 that because we are all friends, let's figure out if 0:22:19.320 --> 0:22:22.160 we have sucked the same nigga at any point in time. 0:22:22.720 --> 0:22:25.679 So it's been determined that while a lot of us 0:22:25.680 --> 0:22:29.720 are Eskimo sisters, me and Kiki were not Eskimo sisters 0:22:30.280 --> 0:22:33.639 until she called me to tell me this story. And 0:22:33.720 --> 0:22:36.879