Speaker 1: Welcome to another ever, so listen, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: I don't like with the face right now. But the
Speaker 1: thing is, I'm so glad recording. But the thing is,
Speaker 1: I know i'd be like, welcome to you Hall another episode,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, bro, I'm so sick of hearing welcome
Speaker 1: to you Hall another episode because and that was when
Speaker 1: you came up with in its place. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm so sick of saying that, so I will go
Speaker 1: with welcome These vocals is hitting, These vocals is hitting anyways, Guys,
Speaker 1: welcome to another episode of motherfucking Horrible Decisions. This is
Speaker 1: your girl, Mandy b a k A Pet Stallion a
Speaker 1: k A Pet that pussy because I'll be playing with
Speaker 1: my pussy and my other pussy all day, every day.
Speaker 1: So shout out to all the cat lovers out there.
Speaker 1: There is a community that I have become a part
Speaker 1: of that I was not ready for. And I'm with
Speaker 1: my co host, my bad this bitch is well. I
Speaker 1: am not Carole Baskan. My name is Wheezy, and I
Speaker 1: am childless. Now I ain't gonna hold you. I literally
Speaker 1: was just like, oh, these states is lifting like allowing
Speaker 1: people to like go back to regular life. And although
Speaker 1: I want to hop on a flight immediately, I'm like, fuck,
Speaker 1: I can't leave my my kitten promoting a couple of days.
Speaker 1: So I'm looking up like how to fly my cat
Speaker 1: out with me and looking at the call niggas. My
Speaker 1: homegirl gets flown out by niggas all the time, and
Speaker 1: she'd be like, girl baby bringing that motherfucking cat. I
Speaker 1: feel like I'm gonna have to bring this cat with me.
Speaker 1: I come with extra pussy, nigga, what's good? While while
Speaker 1: we may be discussing three things later on in this episode,
Speaker 1: I hope my nigga does not want to suck me
Speaker 1: and my other pussy because I'm not into be theolity,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like I think, and if
Speaker 1: he's in the South, he's going to jail. I don't wait,
Speaker 1: Did be Salty send you to jail? Though I know,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, it's animals, Okay, Well you guys here,
Speaker 1: you're going to hell jail. You guys here. Two other voices,
Speaker 1: and I want to give a solid round of applause
Speaker 1: and welcome because we are doing a cocktails horrible Decisions
Speaker 1: mash up. So I would like to introduce Finally and
Speaker 1: Medina from the Cocktail thirty Discussions podcast, What's up are you?
Speaker 1: Cool cats and kids? I'm so glad to have you
Speaker 1: guys here. We have been friends and Pierre's time, Um,
Speaker 1: Kiki and Medina, we're part of our first live show
Speaker 1: and I've always I've always sell them the horrible decisions
Speaker 1: of a t L like I feel like you know
Speaker 1: and and also shout out to Kiki, I know you
Speaker 1: helped me with kids, um with the Christmas kids and
Speaker 1: ship like that in Medina, like I just really I
Speaker 1: love what you guys are doing and we're just so
Speaker 1: glad to finally have you on. I just can't believe
Speaker 1: it took two fucking years. Yeah, no ship in a quarantine.
Speaker 1: But she also, y'all are like the black versions of
Speaker 1: us because y'all know, motherfucker's don't want us to really
Speaker 1: claim black because we buy racial over here. So I
Speaker 1: don't know what you're motherfucker's question our blackness all the
Speaker 1: fucking time. So we got Medina first time. France fair
Speaker 1: for him, who was our guest last week, is thinking
Speaker 1: about getting a cat. And also everyone who has sent
Speaker 1: me like cat tips and tricks. They are black. Black
Speaker 1: people own cats, bro. Yeah, it's a different kind though.
Speaker 1: What the craziest is, I'm thinking about getting a kitchen too,
Speaker 1: like I thought about it during the quarantine. Okay, can
Speaker 1: I ask all of y'all's opinions? So I've been asked
Speaker 1: on Twitter and Instagram. Now they want me to make
Speaker 1: an Instagram for Body. No no, wait, wait, that's taking
Speaker 1: it too far in making a pet page. I think
Speaker 1: you should do it because his story is so beautiful.
Speaker 1: You got him from the reads, I really did. Story
Speaker 1: is so beautiful. Yes, Katie, I'm like, I want to
Speaker 1: just show you guys a lady that I work with.
Speaker 1: Oh damn, can I show you We're recording. So we
Speaker 1: found uh my old co workers and they were like, yo,
Speaker 1: so and so hit us up. Go check out her instagram.
Speaker 1: This is I legit thought. I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: this is gonna be Mandy. Mandy didn't have a cat yet,
Speaker 1: this is her. I g calm down, coma, I put
Speaker 1: that that was my dog. I put Body in my story,
Speaker 1: but he hasn't made my feed yet. Okay, why because
Speaker 1: by the time you get him an Instagram? So his
Speaker 1: name is Body because I figured he from the Bronx, right,
Speaker 1: so he a little hood he a little ratchet. So
Speaker 1: it just made me think of a bodega, and so
Speaker 1: technically it's a it's a nickname for bodega. So Bodi bodega. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: because fucking hood rat And I'm fed up already. I
Speaker 1: don't know how these motherfucker's have children. He's like the
Speaker 1: fact that y'all spit whole humans out of your vagina
Speaker 1: that annoy you to this extent. I couldn't imagine who does, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't know people who have kids. I don't know
Speaker 1: I have kids over here. Tell us about cocktails, yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess. Tell us about cocktails, um your sexual orientation,
Speaker 1: tell us about um well, cocktails dury discussions we talk
Speaker 1: about sex. Um Ours is less educational than y'alls. It's
Speaker 1: more about us just sharing our experiences, telling stories. Sometimes
Speaker 1: we get drunk on the show, and that's very, very personal,
Speaker 1: almost too personal, to the point where sometimes I'll be like, bro,
Speaker 1: I was doing too much. But we also talk about relationships,
Speaker 1: all types of relationships, sexual relationships, friendships, all types of
Speaker 1: relationships you could think of. Um I like men and women,
Speaker 1: um I don't want to marry a woman. I want
Speaker 1: to marry a man. But I do like eating blissy.
Speaker 1: Why do you say okay, now you know, I just
Speaker 1: kind of go with whatever I feel like that day.
Speaker 1: I like it all, Um marriage, yeah, Mirria, man, I've
Speaker 1: never dated a woman. I don't think I would actually
Speaker 1: date a woman. I think it's more fun. You just
Speaker 1: have sex with that. Well, I mean, I guess I
Speaker 1: think a lot of people always say that when when
Speaker 1: they tell me they're bisexual. Well, I wouldn't be with
Speaker 1: a woman. I'm like, ask for your sexual orientation because
Speaker 1: I want up sex. We'll see. I don't know what
Speaker 1: to call it. I think you're on the you're different
Speaker 1: on the scale, you're absolutely by So like we've talked
Speaker 1: about our show. I don't know if you guys have
Speaker 1: heard of it, the Kinsley Scale. My friends introduced me
Speaker 1: to it, Um shout out to Christopher, And basically it's
Speaker 1: a I don't know if it's like eight, like eight levels,
Speaker 1: but one side is more hetero, one side is more homosexual,
Speaker 1: and you can change by day, you can change seasonally.
Speaker 1: Maybe quarantine will have you a little more gay. I
Speaker 1: don't know. So, speaking of quarantine. UM. Normally we do
Speaker 1: icebreakers with our guess, but I wanted to kind of
Speaker 1: open up and do kind of an icebreaker slash catch
Speaker 1: up and talk about what sex has been like during
Speaker 1: quarantine for all four of us, UM, so me and
Speaker 1: Kiki actually have stories. But before we get there, I
Speaker 1: did want to ask Medina are you single? And if
Speaker 1: you're not, are you having sex during quarantine? So I
Speaker 1: am single? UM. I thought that I was going to
Speaker 1: be having so much quarantine that I didn't know what
Speaker 1: to do with it, Like you couldn't tell me nothing,
Speaker 1: Like my team was just really built up, y'all. Quarantine
Speaker 1: came and I got quarantine the first two days of it,
Speaker 1: and that NIGGD just did like he just totally did
Speaker 1: a whole smooth hit and quit like we were in
Speaker 1: fucking high school. I was so fucking mad. Wait, Like
Speaker 1: he goes to my ask like just how you get
Speaker 1: ghosted on quarantine? And I went on live and had
Speaker 1: a whole rant. We talked about it on the show,
Speaker 1: like I know show, and I sent him the clip
Speaker 1: because I was so offended, like how you get hit
Speaker 1: and quit during quarantine? You sent him from the podcast?
Speaker 1: Did he reply? He didn't apply for a couple of days,
Speaker 1: but then he sent me a message and said that
Speaker 1: he was having technical difficult It was some dumb ship
Speaker 1: technical difficulties. But it's so busy. How do you say
Speaker 1: you so busy during a quarantine with the like, no
Speaker 1: a musical engineer at that the studios is closed, my nigga? Okay,
Speaker 1: if he's a music I was gonna saying, well, hold on, maybe, dude,
Speaker 1: my my old job, my position that I was in
Speaker 1: there working so much harder because it's I used to
Speaker 1: work on internet right, like sales engineering, so like they're
Speaker 1: working just as hard. So I was like, what be
Speaker 1: the engineer maybe, but not just buying more. I was
Speaker 1: gonna say, even for me, Um, I used to be
Speaker 1: an accountant, and I reached out to my old coworkers
Speaker 1: and they've been working even weekends, so seven days a week. Um.
Speaker 1: I worked in the tax department, and even though taxes
Speaker 1: got pushed to July, they still are working like a
Speaker 1: busy season. Um. And I'm sure it's taking you longer
Speaker 1: to do things at home than it does in the workspace,
Speaker 1: just because working from home just has your mind in
Speaker 1: a completely different place, you know, so wheezy, what about
Speaker 1: so okay, so Medina's out here getting ghosted um during quarantine?
Speaker 1: Um wheezy. Has there been any change um with you
Speaker 1: in your relationship with sex during quarantine? No? I think
Speaker 1: we're just doing the same ship. But there's been a
Speaker 1: change with me, nigga. I'm like convinced now. So I
Speaker 1: went for a walk, start talking to this guy outside
Speaker 1: because we had the same shoes on random. He's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, your shoes like so, then he starts
Speaker 1: telling me how he works for Ticketmaster. I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, well, I'm a podcaster. I can't sell
Speaker 1: these shows. And he said that everybody is not expecting
Speaker 1: to be back up and running until you, and I thought.
Speaker 1: That morning, I got a call from my old boss
Speaker 1: who was like, listen, he follows me on Instagram. Now
Speaker 1: he's like, I know you're not working. Do you want
Speaker 1: to come in as an implementation engineer because we're actually
Speaker 1: busier and I actually need somebody again. I was like, now,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take care of myself. I can take off
Speaker 1: to care of myself for like a year, So for what,
Speaker 1: let me get back in for the job. Nah, But
Speaker 1: I think it's just I'm I don't know, I'm feeling stuck.
Speaker 1: You know, my boyfriend's been helping me through it, but
Speaker 1: I've been working on something, um just a project, just writing,
Speaker 1: and now they love it, and the network they wanted
Speaker 1: is like, we will make a quarantine version of it,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I'm good on waiting. I don't give
Speaker 1: a funk of niggas think I did nothing. I don't
Speaker 1: want a quarantine version. They're like, no, we'll send you equipment.
Speaker 1: I don't want equipment. I want someone else to do it.
Speaker 1: I'm not about to say in my partment when I've
Speaker 1: been working for months making ship to then do it
Speaker 1: on a webcape. Am No, But this is like really
Speaker 1: the reality now, Yeah, it's crazy, Like for for just
Speaker 1: podcasts is like thinking of Okay, I know certain states
Speaker 1: are opening back up, so studios maybe opening back up
Speaker 1: because they're not like large event venues. But even figuring
Speaker 1: out how we're going to continue putting out quality through
Speaker 1: fucking the internet is hard because things just operate differently
Speaker 1: on WiFi, especially because everyone is on their WiFi. Um.
Speaker 1: So I guess I'll share my story and then we'll
Speaker 1: get into Kiki Kiki story leads to another discussion. Um,
Speaker 1: But for me, I want to shout out to Daniel
Speaker 1: st NSFW. He reached out to me last minute and
Speaker 1: I had the opportunity to host a virtual orgy, which
Speaker 1: is something we have talked about on here, and I
Speaker 1: just wanted to share with you how interesting it was.
Speaker 1: They had a DJ. I just want to paint the
Speaker 1: picture for you guys. Um, I also want to shout
Speaker 1: out to how do you host it? So this is
Speaker 1: I'm about to paint the picture, bitch, because I ain't
Speaker 1: gonna lie. I know you and I talked about doing it.
Speaker 1: Shout out to Daniel. It's a lot of fucking work.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna hold you to host, like to be
Speaker 1: on the back end producing it, but so as the host,
Speaker 1: I pretty much like drop the Hey, guys, welcome to
Speaker 1: the you know, welcome to tonight. This is the DJ.
Speaker 1: The DJ was spinning while also had his girlfriend in
Speaker 1: lingerie like doing these crazy moves. But then literally by
Speaker 1: the middle of it, the DJ was fingering and fucking
Speaker 1: his girlfriend while playing tunes. Then me as the host,
Speaker 1: I got everyone comfortable, so I would like we let
Speaker 1: enough people get into the room. So there was about
Speaker 1: fifty people total in the room, probably about fifty six
Speaker 1: or fifty eight, because there was at least about four
Speaker 1: couples um. But then I just started with a game
Speaker 1: of truth or dare. So you have to raise your
Speaker 1: hand whether you were willing to be on camera, because
Speaker 1: at any given point only four people could show on
Speaker 1: the camera. So oh, so you're it's like a lot
Speaker 1: of Yeah. So it's a lot of watching, and you
Speaker 1: have to raise your hand to be shown to the crowd.
Speaker 1: But when you're shown to the crowd, you also know
Speaker 1: that at least forty or fifty people are watching you.
Speaker 1: So here's what we got to watch. We watched a
Speaker 1: couple of do wax play where the guy burned a
Speaker 1: candle and dropped wax onto her ass, and you saw
Speaker 1: her shake every time the wax fell onto her ass.
Speaker 1: We had one girl shout out to aqua diva. I
Speaker 1: guess she's a dancer. She got on the pole, I
Speaker 1: was able to request this song. She took all of
Speaker 1: my cash at money. It was only it was only
Speaker 1: it was only seventeen dollars of the balance left, but
Speaker 1: I still gave her that seventeen dollars um. The balance.
Speaker 1: It was the balance. I was giving her my cash
Speaker 1: app dollars. Then we had another couple shout out to
Speaker 1: them because they are horrible decisions listeners. I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: put their names out there, but we thy and I
Speaker 1: actually met them at our very first live show in
Speaker 1: New York. So this couple ended up choosing dare. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you, bitch, we're gonna have to bring them all hole.
Speaker 1: I just got an ask their permission, but we got
Speaker 1: them on and in the dare, he had to go
Speaker 1: to the refrigerator and pick out a food to lick
Speaker 1: off of a body part on her. So, bitch, they
Speaker 1: had cream, so he's licking whipped cream off. Then they
Speaker 1: kissed each other and then also by the end there
Speaker 1: was full fledged fucking. So there was full fledged sucking dick.
Speaker 1: A woman had a mask on and all you saw
Speaker 1: was her sucking the funk out of her nigga's dick.
Speaker 1: Then you just saw two, two or three couples total
Speaker 1: had sex on camera. How black was it? So, I
Speaker 1: would say it was mixed because the stripper was black,
Speaker 1: the couple was I would say Indian and Latina. There
Speaker 1: was a guy there. I would say, I don't want
Speaker 1: to say. Were they were brown? Um? Yeah? Like I said,
Speaker 1: the dancer was black with an afro. Um. The couples
Speaker 1: that had sex, the three couples were white. Um. And
Speaker 1: then there was another guy. I would say he was
Speaker 1: Middle Eastern. I had him strip and dance, so he
Speaker 1: was just letting his little Danie lang slam. So it
Speaker 1: wasn't the good thing about Daniel though, is he's said
Speaker 1: even on our platform and he came on um that
Speaker 1: diversity was important to him. I'm not gonna lie. It
Speaker 1: was a super diverse like white ship. Like for some reason,
Speaker 1: two of the couples were dealing with nipple clamps. I've
Speaker 1: never dealt with nipple clamps. I don't like. And so
Speaker 1: I was just like, okay, this is the white person
Speaker 1: aspect of this ship because but it's not. We are
Speaker 1: d stigma. Okay, well, bitch, are you out here playing
Speaker 1: with nipple clamps? Someone? Did? I feel like I would
Speaker 1: like it? Still I don't because I don't like mine
Speaker 1: play with that much. Yeah. Ever had someone be like, hey,
Speaker 1: let me clamp your nipples, like see even what do
Speaker 1: you say? Wait? Okay, so what is what is the
Speaker 1: black way to say? Let me clamp your nip thing. No,
Speaker 1: that's the point, just the whole TI. Okay. So so, Kiki,
Speaker 1: if you can share with us, um, maybe a story
Speaker 1: that you have a secondary quarantine sies. I do. I
Speaker 1: have a few, actually, because I said quarantine was okay,
Speaker 1: because quarantine wasn't gonna keep me down. Um okay, So
Speaker 1: this was actually part of my cocktail, but I'll revisit
Speaker 1: it for you guys. Um. So, basically the other day
Speaker 1: I was really going through it. I was extremely horny,
Speaker 1: I was feeling upset. I text some friends who I
Speaker 1: thought could relate, and we were all agreeing that it's
Speaker 1: just too much. We were about to make bad decisions.
Speaker 1: We were like, you know, Nick's gonna have to share horrible,
Speaker 1: horrible decisions. Yeah, um I was. I made some, and
Speaker 1: so did some other people. Anyway, So by the grace
Speaker 1: of God, or maybe wasn't. God probably wasn't. But my
Speaker 1: one of my fun buddies cost me right. Nice guy.
Speaker 1: I enjoy hanging out with him. He's funny as funk, right,
Speaker 1: So he's like, well, what are y'all doing? Are you
Speaker 1: by yourself? I was like, no, my friend Drea has
Speaker 1: been here because we decided to be quarantine roommates because
Speaker 1: we just didn't know how long that she was gonna last,
Speaker 1: and we was gonna go crazy. Right, so she's been here,
Speaker 1: he was like, want y'all can come over. So I
Speaker 1: know I'm not supposed to be leaving the house, but
Speaker 1: I did. Um, So we leave and we go over there,
Speaker 1: and um, I mean, at least you like left the
Speaker 1: house to just go right. And the last time I
Speaker 1: went to his house, he's spray me with lifesaw. He's
Speaker 1: always a very clean person, so I figured, you know,
Speaker 1: that's very sweet. Life's not gonna be with kill niggas.
Speaker 1: Nickas is really spraying they faced this body party. He's
Speaker 1: spraying that you. I can't believe that you're giving pussy
Speaker 1: to a nigga. Please, I wanted to dick and I
Speaker 1: got it. Okay, Um, I'm not buying cats from the
Speaker 1: crackheads to cure my lonely. I'm not doing that. Maybe
Speaker 1: you wish you could be. So anyway, UM, we go
Speaker 1: over there, we're hanging out and everything, and then somehow,
Speaker 1: I don't know what I remember, he sent me a
Speaker 1: text message. That's what started. I don't think I said
Speaker 1: this on our show. But he sent me a text
Speaker 1: message and he was like, take your panties off. I
Speaker 1: want to eat your pussy right now. So I was
Speaker 1: like sexy, and I was about to but then I
Speaker 1: was like, you know what, let's got to the sauna first.
Speaker 1: So he was like, yeah, okay, we'll go to the sauna, so,
Speaker 1: so and and and this is while you're at his house.
Speaker 1: It's downstairs, okay. So I was like, Dre, you want
Speaker 1: to come to the sauna lux on us and our
Speaker 1: poor niggas. Okay, So we go down there and he
Speaker 1: was like, let me get y'all some towels. So we
Speaker 1: just took all of our clothes off because just like
Speaker 1: it's gonna be hot in there anyway. Right next thing,
Speaker 1: I know my foot and it was fine, um, but
Speaker 1: he starts in massage at my feet and then I
Speaker 1: look over. Drea has nothing on. She has taken the
Speaker 1: towel and wrapped it around her braids and she's sitting
Speaker 1: up there posing just titties out, pussy out, everything's out.
Speaker 1: So I was just like, okay, well, I think we're
Speaker 1: done in the sauna. So everything was out, so I
Speaker 1: think we're done in the sauna. Let's go to the shower.
Speaker 1: So I really like taking showers at his house, but
Speaker 1: every time I leave, I look crazy because I think
Speaker 1: I'm in a commercial and I want to wash my hair.
Speaker 1: So at this point I had clippings in and they
Speaker 1: weren't even good quality clippings. But you know, it's been
Speaker 1: a struggle cuts quarantine. So we're in the shower and uh,
Speaker 1: I got in first. He gets in, and then Drea
Speaker 1: was like, she was looking like can I come in?
Speaker 1: And so he was like, you're not gonna come in?
Speaker 1: She was, but she wasn't like square up with her.
Speaker 1: Well I'm not gonna do that, but um she was like, well, paky,
Speaker 1: do you mind, Kenna. I was like the marrier, it's
Speaker 1: a very large space. So after a while, uh, another
Speaker 1: humble fla. I didn't want to come home, but anyway, Um,
Speaker 1: so we're in there and like everybody's kiss in. There's
Speaker 1: a lot of pussy licking. He bathed us too. I
Speaker 1: forgot about that part, and I'll skip some of the details,
Speaker 1: but we ended up in the bad. He couldn't really
Speaker 1: handle two women, because I don't think that that was
Speaker 1: his original plan. It was just gonna be me so
Speaker 1: at one point he had he had dick for one
Speaker 1: not too so at some point he comes back with
Speaker 1: baby oil. Andre was making all of these demands about
Speaker 1: who needs to pour, what where and all this stuff
Speaker 1: and it was just a great time. And then he
Speaker 1: woke us up in the morning. He gave us the
Speaker 1: bed what we're still I was, yeah, um, but I
Speaker 1: like that want to and it was good. Uh So, anyway,
Speaker 1: he woke me up in the morning with breakfast. He
Speaker 1: cooked us a beautiful breakfast spread. We had waffles, chicken, bacon.
Speaker 1: It wasn't eggo waffle. That's still a waffle, but but
Speaker 1: it wasn't homemade home. You ain't telling the story, you said,
Speaker 1: I didn't tell you a Belgian waffer and I didn't. Okay,
Speaker 1: he cooked the chicken because it was really left over
Speaker 1: from the night before. But besides so he could well,
Speaker 1: I guess that makes up for the bottom now and again,
Speaker 1: all right, okay, I'm talking here, I am talking ship
Speaker 1: and my nigga looks at me everyone and like what
Speaker 1: you got to bake? So look, I appreciate it was
Speaker 1: a kind excellent customer service five out of five stars,
Speaker 1: highly recommend He brought the hooka to the bedroom, which
Speaker 1: we're hooka host lots of types of hos, but we
Speaker 1: had that. It was just a great time. And then
Speaker 1: we left and we came back and well, y'all, did
Speaker 1: y'all feel weird? So I wanted to talk about that
Speaker 1: because real quick, if y'all don't know, I am currently
Speaker 1: in a group chat called Eskimo fam and we decided
Speaker 1: that because we are all friends, let's figure out if
Speaker 1: we have sucked the same nigga at any point in time.
Speaker 1: So it's been determined that while a lot of us
Speaker 1: are Eskimo sisters, me and Kiki were not Eskimo sisters
Speaker 1: until she called me to tell me this story. And
Speaker 1: then we realized because of this story, we now share
Speaker 1: a body. Um, but it's not so. Drea was supposed
Speaker 1: to be my girlfriend in the mix, and now I
Speaker 1: feel like I had to share her with with Kiki,
Speaker 1: And I don't know how I feel because now I'm like, wait,
Speaker 1: I don't came a Kiki like, So are y'all sleeping?
Speaker 1: Like about the cuddle? Like I really felt from type
Speaker 1: she faced. I mean the other day because we were
Speaker 1: in bed together, me Andrea. This is before anything happened.
Speaker 1: We had really just slept and she's like, wait a minute,
Speaker 1: and Drea in the bed next to you, what's going on?
Speaker 1: I was like, girl, how can you relax? I only
Speaker 1: have one bed, so just no, just no hold on.
Speaker 1: But when you told the Drea story, well you didn't
Speaker 1: say your name is yeah, I didn't share that. You
Speaker 1: were like, I really missed Dick. I realized I can't
Speaker 1: be even the miss I told you so. So when
Speaker 1: I have sucked Dreya, me and her were even thinking
Speaker 1: of a nigga we could come to join us that night.
Speaker 1: But every time, like I get into a threesome, I
Speaker 1: get hot and bothered, but I really want to be penetrated.
Speaker 1: And when me Andrea fucked, bitch, I ain't have the strap.
Speaker 1: She ain't have like a full strap or nothing like that.
Speaker 1: So I was just like, damn, I really want to
Speaker 1: get fucked. But Drea was so much fun. So now
Speaker 1: that I know she don't fuck, you want one of
Speaker 1: your niggas, I didn't me a threesome, bitch the bullshit
Speaker 1: y'all really got a whole sex. Oh you gotta fun
Speaker 1: When I'm are not calling her in, hey, we both fun.
Speaker 1: White boys he didn't have right, No, I'm not gonna wait, No,
Speaker 1: I was gonna say this is this is funny because
Speaker 1: I don't think a lot of niggas, like I know,
Speaker 1: a lot of guys maybe find out they're messing with
Speaker 1: the same girls and it's easier, and normally they think
Speaker 1: we're so emotional and like literally we over here like, well, bitch,
Speaker 1: we fucked. Is that you had a threesome? Bit you
Speaker 1: owe me a threesome? And bit I like my niggas
Speaker 1: got big dick. You want to come niggas like okay,
Speaker 1: now saying that your nigga don't have a big dick.
Speaker 1: Look at kikiS Like, well, says you'd be dealing with gargants.
Speaker 1: So I don't want to fund them big dick niggas.
Speaker 1: I just know that after all of this talk about
Speaker 1: Escamo sisters and you telling me the details about you Andrea,
Speaker 1: and then you Mandy sharing the story about you Andre
Speaker 1: it When I went to sleep last night, I had
Speaker 1: a dream. I had a wet dream that me and
Speaker 1: Mandy were stuck in a desert and for some reason,
Speaker 1: I was like falling into sand dunes and there was
Speaker 1: sand like falling over me, and then Mandy was behind
Speaker 1: me and she was pulling my legs and you started
Speaker 1: eating my pussy and we were drenched in sweat and
Speaker 1: then started hold on and then wait, and I was
Speaker 1: like we were sweating, and I was like, why did
Speaker 1: I have this type of dream. It's the sauna. It's
Speaker 1: the sauna. That's what made me. You had a dream
Speaker 1: that you were falling into sand dunes and I was
Speaker 1: so thirsty that I was trying to eat your recording
Speaker 1: with Mandy and it was sauna. That better? Be it,
Speaker 1: bitch better. I'm gonna tell you right now, me and
Speaker 1: Medina gonna have sex one day. Let me let me
Speaker 1: tell you how. I know because me and my Nike
Speaker 1: Callendina right and she's sucking lit and no she's sleep
Speaker 1: but she's like, right now, I want to know. So
Speaker 1: this bitch is deadass knocked out. She had no makeup on.
Speaker 1: This was not like she she even had times three rings.
Speaker 1: She had full on lingerie on. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just sleep like that. Oh my god. So he
Speaker 1: was like, damn, you look really good. She was like yeah,
Speaker 1: And that's what BIT just be saying before you find
Speaker 1: we're gonna Medina you're wait, wait, Medina, she's adding her
Speaker 1: boyfriend and so you're ready for the three sims off
Speaker 1: ripple What I got? Well, I definitely feel like we
Speaker 1: have to all go to dinner first so I can
Speaker 1: see the vibe. I got a vibe with Weezie loves
Speaker 1: taking bitches hold on. But Medina knows I'm not Tackie,
Speaker 1: so I would never ever just kind of no. I'm
Speaker 1: all about the energy and the vibe, and plus you
Speaker 1: know we're all just gonna get li shrewms right. Whatever happens,
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I just know energy, energy, Ki,
Speaker 1: Kiki or Kicky and Dry I'm about to hit them
Speaker 1: with the um. I need your full names and birthday
Speaker 1: here and meet me here many flying hell out. I
Speaker 1: love getting question. Would you with Mandy and Kiki? Would
Speaker 1: yall ever have a threesome? You KICKI? Mandy and Drea?
Speaker 1: Would y'all ever have a three girl three summer? Do
Speaker 1: you need a nigo? I feel like for that I
Speaker 1: would need and I'm not gonna lie. It's funny that
Speaker 1: Kiki was talking about how Drea gives direction, like this
Speaker 1: is bro y'all know I'm normally the domb bitch. Dreya
Speaker 1: dom the funk out of me. She was telling me
Speaker 1: what to do, and I was like, okay, all right,
Speaker 1: Like Drey is very dominant in the bedroom, and so
Speaker 1: I feel like I need that masculine energy just in
Speaker 1: there somewhere so I can feel like I'm in control
Speaker 1: of something. Ship y'all think I'm a dom Dreya. Drea
Speaker 1: will tell you what to do. Come over here and
Speaker 1: eat this pussy. No, like she she she decides when
Speaker 1: we're changing position. She would tell me if I needed
Speaker 1: to add fingers in, She's like, no, hit me right here,
Speaker 1: or like she directs, she will tell you exactly what
Speaker 1: you Okay, I'm good. Well I let Nigga's direct. But
Speaker 1: I was just gonna say when Mandy said that, So
Speaker 1: I just did an episode with Kiki for their Patreon
Speaker 1: and she literally said the same thing about Dreya. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: Da is very like direct and bro. She was like,
Speaker 1: she ad him anymore. She's still bossing him around. Give
Speaker 1: me some ice cream, You'll give me some more baby oil.
Speaker 1: Threesome personality. Actually, you know what my threesome personality. I'm
Speaker 1: very like if I'm not that into her, but I'm
Speaker 1: just into the energy. Like I'm probably the one who's
Speaker 1: more bossly, but when I'm into her, I like it
Speaker 1: to just be like me and the chick, and like
Speaker 1: the nigga has to like almost interrupt and then tell
Speaker 1: us what to do. I get super just you know,
Speaker 1: kombay about it. I'll just be doing everything to everybody.
Speaker 1: I'm a box eater, I like sixty nine and then
Speaker 1: a dick just goes in on one side. I don't
Speaker 1: know who's gonna get it. Yeah, like ch any Ways,
Speaker 1: I want to get into We are going to do
Speaker 1: a double version of Vanilla Ship, and this is because
Speaker 1: we have a cocktail mashup and something that you can
Speaker 1: expect when you listen to the Cocktails podcast is something
Speaker 1: that they do called weird sex. So for our Vanilla Ship,
Speaker 1: I decided to find um something that was weird in
Speaker 1: the news, but also give you guys another thing about
Speaker 1: Vanilla Ship during the coronavirus. So for the first one,
Speaker 1: it says that a dad to be discovered that his
Speaker 1: pregnant wife is his half sister, but they want to
Speaker 1: keep the baby. A man claims that he is that
Speaker 1: he and his pregnant wife have found out that they
Speaker 1: are actually brother and sister. Posting on Reddit, the man,
Speaker 1: who was twenty four from England, claimed that the couple
Speaker 1: had been horrified to discover that they are actually half
Speaker 1: siblings after being together for eight years. UM. He wrote
Speaker 1: that he didn't want to reveal how they found out,
Speaker 1: but they added that they had confirmed um that they
Speaker 1: were half siblings during a d n A test. He explained,
Speaker 1: only his wife's mom had admitted to him at a
Speaker 1: rough moment who her daughter's biological father was, and the
Speaker 1: piece of the puzzle kind of fell into place. It's
Speaker 1: funny because I think I saw this conversation going around Twitter.
Speaker 1: I want to know Wheezy or Kiki or Medina the
Speaker 1: person that you're currently fucking Wheezy your boyfriend, Kiki, the
Speaker 1: person you just had a threesome. What would you do
Speaker 1: if you found out that biologically y'all was related? Absolutely not.
Speaker 1: I would a second break up? Oh, you would break
Speaker 1: up this family? How do we even move forward? I
Speaker 1: want to have kids? Wait? Wait, wait do you already?
Speaker 1: So I was gonna say I would break up with
Speaker 1: him because I want to have kids eventually, and I
Speaker 1: feel like the chances of you know something, I also know.
Speaker 1: I'm but we already if we already had a kid
Speaker 1: and it was eight years, well, no, they found it.
Speaker 1: So they've been married for eight years and they're pregnant.
Speaker 1: Now this is their baby and they just found out
Speaker 1: that their brother. They've been married for mary. Okay, well
Speaker 1: you asked me about my nigga. I'm asking you about
Speaker 1: your nigga now, like you really like him, if you
Speaker 1: found out that he was your brother by some mysterious way, maybe, no, bitch,
Speaker 1: I'm not staying with him. No, you're gonna. I mean,
Speaker 1: I feel like if I really like nobody, like you're
Speaker 1: gonna stay with your brother. But my my half bro
Speaker 1: like my daddy. I mean, what if my daddy was
Speaker 1: a hole and just was out here having well he
Speaker 1: probably does have kids. But I'm not gonna get with
Speaker 1: my brother. And that's why I need to start asking
Speaker 1: niggas to take the ANCESTR DNA test. So'll just pop
Speaker 1: up and send me an alert. And I'm telling you
Speaker 1: right now, if I found out that I was sucking
Speaker 1: my brother, I am gonna change my whole life around.
Speaker 1: I'm giving my life to God. I'm I am. You're
Speaker 1: gonna see a whole different day. What happened to Medina?
Speaker 1: So your life ain't the guy right now? But I
Speaker 1: ain't been baptized, y'all, don't judge me. I was going
Speaker 1: from cocktails, so holy Hill, I'm gonna change my whole
Speaker 1: life around. I would be like, wow, I'm really doing
Speaker 1: too much. I need to talk more, and oh wow.
Speaker 1: So the second I'm embarrassed, just really, I mean, I
Speaker 1: ain't gonna hold you, like but eight years and I
Speaker 1: was pregnant and this is like the love of my life.
Speaker 1: And then I just find out we we only have siblings. Maybe, bro, like,
Speaker 1: it's only half. Are you going to tell your kids? May?
Speaker 1: Are you naked? What not? Naked? I got a little
Speaker 1: tuth top, doesn't it seem a little tooth top? Like
Speaker 1: YouTube is gonna ban us neither shoulders, And if they
Speaker 1: ban us, then we have a class action lawsuits because
Speaker 1: these are just shoulders. You are not going to discriminate
Speaker 1: against me because of my shoulders. Okay, shoulder tips. There's
Speaker 1: no tips, Bros. I barely have cleavansh this is like clee.
Speaker 1: This is clean with no vidge. Okay that the body
Speaker 1: had the big is at the bottom. So I wanted
Speaker 1: to get into our double Vanilla Ship. Also, if you
Speaker 1: guys are just listening to us for the first time,
Speaker 1: coming here from Cocktails, we have a segment called Vanilla
Speaker 1: Ship where we do sex in the news. We found
Speaker 1: this one from Vice dot Com says that you want
Speaker 1: to read it. Yeah, you gotta pulled up. I don't
Speaker 1: know if you had it because you have the other one.
Speaker 1: By the way, y'all, I just want you to know
Speaker 1: that I am so concerned, Like i've I'm known for
Speaker 1: interrupting on this show, and I'm sorry, but I get
Speaker 1: super excited and I keep trying to look and hope
Speaker 1: that there's not a one or two second delay before everybody.
Speaker 1: Now we're good. I feel good. Okay. A California sex
Speaker 1: toy company just donated it's medical fetish stock to hospitals.
Speaker 1: So as we all know, either you know, we're down
Speaker 1: on masks and shields and gloves. So this company, XR
Speaker 1: is the is the name of it. Sex Toy Distributing
Speaker 1: donated the face shields, the gloves that are actually used
Speaker 1: for anal play for playing out role play, and the
Speaker 1: latex that you can put on to completely cover yourself
Speaker 1: like for surgery and ship. And now they're not saying
Speaker 1: that like doctors have used this, but the main issue
Speaker 1: with it is like we all might be using the
Speaker 1: same mask. However, in the hospitals there need to be
Speaker 1: swapping them out constantly. So these people are donating that,
Speaker 1: and I guess if they run out of like hazmat
Speaker 1: suits and ship, then I think it's hilarious because I
Speaker 1: think we probably have talked about this Kinker fetish before,
Speaker 1: like kind of like the doctor play. So basically there's
Speaker 1: a whole fetish about wearing the mask, the latex, the
Speaker 1: gloves and feeling like you're in the hospital and you
Speaker 1: get just imagine though, like you're in the hospital, let's
Speaker 1: just say emergency room because whatever, right, and then the
Speaker 1: doctor comes in and he's got on a mask and
Speaker 1: it's got a little red X at the bottom and
Speaker 1: you're like, is it like a what is that? What's
Speaker 1: that design? Nigga? And then imagine if they come in
Speaker 1: with black gloves up to the elbow and you're just like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is kind of porney. Let me ask you this.
Speaker 1: Have you ever been fingering into glove on like a
Speaker 1: like okay, I haven't it really good? I don't can
Speaker 1: I can you please share how you got fingered with
Speaker 1: a glove that you didn't get mad if it wasn't
Speaker 1: this story? And so I met this girl. I told
Speaker 1: this story a long time ago. I think I'll on
Speaker 1: cocktails what I had left out a large portion of it.
Speaker 1: When I had moped to Miami, I didn't know anybody.
Speaker 1: I was horny a ship. So I got on craigslist.
Speaker 1: And you know how you can look for sex and
Speaker 1: like pay for sex on craigslist, You remember watching the story.
Speaker 1: I was that desperate. So I met a girl who
Speaker 1: was a stripper and she was like selling her pussy
Speaker 1: and I was not gonna pay for it. So she
Speaker 1: was like, we'll send me some real pictures of you
Speaker 1: and send me a video so I know you're real
Speaker 1: and if you're actually this pretty, yeah yeah yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: but they weren't the dusty kind of can't have the
Speaker 1: dust on them, do you know, bitch? That means you
Speaker 1: got should I should I get the dish? I was
Speaker 1: about to say she got, she got she got dishwashing gloves? Though, yes,
Speaker 1: I gotta step over here, like ready when you are da?
Speaker 1: So I went and I met her. She's I sent
Speaker 1: her in the pictures in the videos and ship and
Speaker 1: she was like, Okay, you're really pretty. I won't charge you.
Speaker 1: It was very cool. So I went to go meet
Speaker 1: up with her. I thought I was gonna die. I
Speaker 1: literally was like, if something happens to me, could you
Speaker 1: just imagine like someone calling your mom and telling them
Speaker 1: the story of you going to meet somebody for sex
Speaker 1: and you got killed or robbed or something exactly, You're
Speaker 1: gonna be embarrassed. Would believe it would be like, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna lie. I'm not gonna like the flute out
Speaker 1: or the meat in a stranger off of data napp,
Speaker 1: and that's how I die. I don't think it would
Speaker 1: come as a surprise to anybody that knows me. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna lie. Damn, I feel like, really die? Where
Speaker 1: was Where was she at? Oklahoma? What do y'all keep
Speaker 1: bringing up Oklahoma? I'd be so mad. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Oklahoma is like a thing that keeps getting brought up.
Speaker 1: But yeah, bro, if I just mysteriously dyeing like Utah Jazz,
Speaker 1: Portland's Trailblazers, Bronco n niggas, know why I was in
Speaker 1: those random n ass fucking cities. So okay, back to Medina.
Speaker 1: Long story short. I get to her hotel. I check
Speaker 1: it out because I'm not a dumb bitch. I'm kind
Speaker 1: of dumb, but I'm not dumb dumb. So I go
Speaker 1: into the bathroom. I checked the shower and make sure
Speaker 1: you no Nigga's gonna jump and rob me. Check the
Speaker 1: closets on under the bed, all that ship. We're laying
Speaker 1: on the bed. We just start kissing. We go right
Speaker 1: into it. I was horny and ship. She goes, have
Speaker 1: you ever been fingering with gloves on? And I was
Speaker 1: like no. She's like, can I do it to you?
Speaker 1: I was like sure. Maybe she was really planning on
Speaker 1: killing me. I don't know what happened, but she put
Speaker 1: a glove on, snapped it on her wrist and started fingering.
Speaker 1: She was just she was just a real sex worker.
Speaker 1: She was protected. It was very sexy, like it was
Speaker 1: really sexy, and it felt really good, like I would
Speaker 1: do it all over again. Look, I think all of
Speaker 1: us have looked. All of us are just like so
Speaker 1: getting fingered with a glove felt and it was it
Speaker 1: has to be a black glove so you can see,
Speaker 1: like all of the juices and then she like licked
Speaker 1: it off. It was and then she licked it off
Speaker 1: and then I don't know why, but once I found
Speaker 1: out the glove was black, I was in because I imagine,
Speaker 1: you know, like if you're getting creamy and ship, Yeah,
Speaker 1: she let it get really funny. I was like, all right,
Speaker 1: you nastiest hell you want craigslist fucking Craigslist killers with
Speaker 1: black gloves. Honestly, I've heard so many Craigslist story shout
Speaker 1: outs to when my great friends. I don't even want
Speaker 1: to say her name because she gets so embarrassed at
Speaker 1: this story. But I went to her birthday party like
Speaker 1: two years ago, and there's she's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's my longest friend, even friends for nine years. I'm like,
Speaker 1: how did you guys meet? And they both get weird
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I know she ain't suck her. So
Speaker 1: the next week or something, she's like, I didn't say
Speaker 1: anything because like I really want to go out one night,
Speaker 1: and mind you, she's black, there's some white girl ship.
Speaker 1: She's like, I really want to go out one night,
Speaker 1: and I just put a post out and we went
Speaker 1: dancing and we met on Craigslist. And now we're friends
Speaker 1: nine years later. It's so weird because there is like
Speaker 1: a friend's space in Craigslist, so you can meet people
Speaker 1: for sex, you can meet people bitch, because I'm not
Speaker 1: going I don't think you could do sex anymore, not anymore.
Speaker 1: But I know, like I've found a lot of my
Speaker 1: hair girls on Craigslist. I found a lot of It
Speaker 1: is a risk. It is a risk, um, But yeah,
Speaker 1: like Craigslist has the seat. But to find a friend
Speaker 1: on Craigslist, to find a bitch on craigslist? How desperate?
Speaker 1: She said? It was desperate? Can I be honest with y'all, Um,
Speaker 1: not that desperate? You don't think that's okay? Let me
Speaker 1: tell you what when we were in Puerto Rico the
Speaker 1: first time that we went on vacation again, they're right.
Speaker 1: So this was one of the times where we just
Speaker 1: didn't take someone home, but we were like fucking lit.
Speaker 1: It's like seven am. We're feeling nasty. Bitch, just add
Speaker 1: all I had running through me. I'm like, Dad, that's
Speaker 1: suck somebody. He's like He's like, damn, where we gonna
Speaker 1: find And I'm like, I don't know. I hit out
Speaker 1: one of my home girls who I know as a whole,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, yo, you know any bitches in Puerto Rico.
Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, let me see how much? So she
Speaker 1: don't hang me back. So I'm like, can we go
Speaker 1: on Craigslist? Like how do you look for a bit?
Speaker 1: So we're on arrows nigga we fell asleep with He
Speaker 1: was like like, feel like that you would you would
Speaker 1: say Maria back. I had to be your first name though,
Speaker 1: because I am trying to not not say a name
Speaker 1: that doesn't relate to the culture. I am trying to
Speaker 1: be the culture. So I'm talking about Puerto Rico. Maybe
Speaker 1: for example, if I talked about Atlanta, I would say
Speaker 1: for Hita, don't do this, Okay anyway, what's what's the
Speaker 1: New York name or a Florida name? Since he went
Speaker 1: to Rashida for Georgia. Ho oh Florida again. J I'm
Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna go with Aquita. A lot of a
Speaker 1: lot of Aquitas. I ain't gonna. I had a lot
Speaker 1: of Nikita friends um and New York names. I don't
Speaker 1: really know New York. I just feel like Jessica because
Speaker 1: that takes up all of the the ethnic like the
Speaker 1: Dominicans the Puerto Ricans. I feel like there's a Yessica
Speaker 1: or Jessica and everything white. Jessica, there's white stuff. When
Speaker 1: you said you hit your friend up and you knew
Speaker 1: she was a hoe, and I just wonder if I've
Speaker 1: ever been hit up, and they're like, hit up Medina,
Speaker 1: shea ho. That's what I was thinking about too. You're
Speaker 1: that girl. No, no, no, no, she's a professional home.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter, it doesn't Actually, to be honest with you,
Speaker 1: I've hit up Ali xx. We've had her on the show.
Speaker 1: When I was like out somewhere, I think it was
Speaker 1: in Miami, I was like, yo, like what's up? Because
Speaker 1: I didn't really want to like court a bit and
Speaker 1: it wasn't in the mood for that kind of sex
Speaker 1: with a woman, Like I wanted something more raw and
Speaker 1: rough and like come through the hotel room. That's fun.
Speaker 1: So I wanted to pay hit up Ali, but the
Speaker 1: other girl I noticed a whole um. She gave me
Speaker 1: some numbers. And it's funny because we woke up at
Speaker 1: four pm and they're like, do you still wants to come?
Speaker 1: I'm I'm not gonna lie. Medina picky like ship wheezy
Speaker 1: me I think at one point we were hit up
Speaker 1: as the whole friends. I ain't even go I know
Speaker 1: for a certain fact, for the last decade, i'm everyone's
Speaker 1: whole friend. That they'd be like my boyfriend. I don't
Speaker 1: know if he'd like once they get boyfriends. I know
Speaker 1: that I'm the whole friend because I'm the friend they
Speaker 1: niggas don't want them to be around. So I already
Speaker 1: know what it had happened. Even if I'm not the
Speaker 1: paid whole friend, I'm the whole friend with her, Like, no,
Speaker 1: I don't want you to hang out with her no more.
Speaker 1: But anyways, I feel like I'm a good hole. Like
Speaker 1: I feel like niggas be like, I know you ain't ship,
Speaker 1: but like, just donna put that in my girl, be like, no,
Speaker 1: I respect your unit. I was about to say, like,
Speaker 1: I'm a hope, but I got degrees. I'm gonna make
Speaker 1: sure your your your your girlfriend getting some money like
Speaker 1: or something. No, what do we fucking Anyways? I wanted
Speaker 1: to get into our next segment. Our next segment is
Speaker 1: called hord derv So during this segment we give sex
Speaker 1: tips and this one I found, which ironically I found
Speaker 1: before coming across one of our home mails, which I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tie into, and then I want to ask you
Speaker 1: guys if you've ever done it before you give sex tips.
Speaker 1: So the sex tip or the hord derv for this
Speaker 1: episode is dry humping. So dry humping might be thought
Speaker 1: of as an awkward tine activity from high school days,
Speaker 1: but as many people find dry humping as an adult
Speaker 1: actually slaps who the simulation is on point and it's
Speaker 1: not too direct in case you have an overly sensitive
Speaker 1: clitteress and the hotness of keeping your clothes on and
Speaker 1: still pawing at each other is a mental turn on
Speaker 1: to um. I guess before I get into one of
Speaker 1: our listeners stories about dry humping, which she's actually calling
Speaker 1: it a fetish, I wanted to know if Wheezy, Medina
Speaker 1: or Kiki any of you guys were into dry humping.
Speaker 1: You know, it sounds like a childish game, and I
Speaker 1: used to do it when I was a kid. When
Speaker 1: me and my friends to play boyfriend and girlfriend, we
Speaker 1: would always kump each other. But even house. We called
Speaker 1: a boyfriend a girlfriend I called a house, but I
Speaker 1: caught a house. I even to this day, I love
Speaker 1: a good four plan. I love humping a knee. I
Speaker 1: love humping anything. For even when I go to sleep
Speaker 1: by myself, I have a boyfriend pillow, I'd be humping
Speaker 1: my pillow. It feels I will hump a knee like
Speaker 1: not is your clip? Is your clip super sensitive? I
Speaker 1: think it's become super sensitive because like when I use
Speaker 1: my vibrator, I naturally start on level six or eight.
Speaker 1: I don't gradually get to the high levels. I just
Speaker 1: start on the high level because mine is. And I
Speaker 1: feel like that's why I like humping, because I don't
Speaker 1: even need the actual friction I mean just needs to
Speaker 1: be like I mean, it's gone to the point where
Speaker 1: I can come without like the I don't even need
Speaker 1: you to penetrate me, like I can hump and come
Speaker 1: with a man there. I mean, I feel like I
Speaker 1: feel like like I get I get a little hot
Speaker 1: just by like rubbing up on a man. I don't
Speaker 1: say I would do humping, but like if we're out
Speaker 1: in public, if I just didn't, and you know, most
Speaker 1: of the niggas they waste come up to my face.
Speaker 1: So I'm really like rubbing with a thighs my pussy
Speaker 1: on eight thighs. But like all like glided over them,
Speaker 1: and that makes I think just the body contact actually
Speaker 1: turns me on. You know what I mean? Do you
Speaker 1: like humping kicking? No, I don't. I want to have
Speaker 1: the dick inside of me or some fingers. I want
Speaker 1: um body parts to touch without the clothes. I don't
Speaker 1: just want to be rubbing. It's gonna call them like
Speaker 1: I'm too old for that. I love it. It's not
Speaker 1: for its fat hump bro. I literally did it Saturday,
Speaker 1: like I was obulating and he was working on some
Speaker 1: just side project guys going on, and I just came
Speaker 1: up to him. I was like, I know you don't
Speaker 1: want to me because you just sucked me. He was like, chill,
Speaker 1: like you're good, Like of course I always want to
Speaker 1: suck you. He's like, just give me a minute. I
Speaker 1: was like, okay. So I just told him to like
Speaker 1: relax with his laptop on his stomach and keep working.
Speaker 1: And I was just hoping that niggad and I'll still fun.
Speaker 1: You know, I like humping. I'm not gonna lie. I'm
Speaker 1: hoping it's school. So I wanted to share this. I'm
Speaker 1: not going to share her name, but real quick, um
Speaker 1: and this falls into kind of our whole confession that
Speaker 1: we normally do at the end, but it tied into
Speaker 1: this hord dirt, so I wanted to share it. Um.
Speaker 1: They refer to the fetish as a dry hump. Um.
Speaker 1: She says, Hi, Mandy and Wheezy, I'm a big fan
Speaker 1: of the show, and thank you so much for continuing
Speaker 1: podcasting during COVID. It makes a difference for my anxious
Speaker 1: ass and keeps Monday my favorite day of the week.
Speaker 1: I am writing in to share a fetish that I'm
Speaker 1: wondering if you have spoken about on your show, I
Speaker 1: would be happy to talk about it. But side note
Speaker 1: here it goes. I'm a queer woman and I rarely
Speaker 1: sleep with men. I prefer women for mostly everything as
Speaker 1: far as anything pertaining to into personal intimate relationships. However,
Speaker 1: when I want to quench my dry humping thirst, I
Speaker 1: prefer a man in the equation. It's very frustrating, however,
Speaker 1: because I'm rather masculine and I don't really prospect um
Speaker 1: prospect men generally speaking. Generally speaking, and rely on porn. Also,
Speaker 1: sex with men feels more like using a toy for me,
Speaker 1: so I have to be transparent about that with potential
Speaker 1: male partners. However, most seemed to care about feelings involved, etcetera.
Speaker 1: And I don't like the idea of being my toy.
Speaker 1: Definitely humbly broke stereotypes of me, so I end up
Speaker 1: having to recycle the same porn all the time, and
Speaker 1: it's getting to the point where I'll replay a few
Speaker 1: seconds in a sex scene when the guy's bowl just
Speaker 1: still in his pants, hardest fuck and a girl is
Speaker 1: rubbing it. I also love grinding with men on occasion.
Speaker 1: I love the sensation of them getting hard on me.
Speaker 1: A part of it definitely pertains to the idea that
Speaker 1: I'm turning them on. And I'm also a top, so
Speaker 1: I feel a sense of control role um and she
Speaker 1: gets into this feeling, and I guess it's it's interesting
Speaker 1: because I have the idea that maybe she's more dominant
Speaker 1: or stud projecting. Maybe she could be a fem lesbian
Speaker 1: as well. Humping is scissoring, it is, but she said
Speaker 1: that she really only likes to hump with men, And
Speaker 1: she said that I think she gets the she gets
Speaker 1: turned on by feeling them get harder in their clothes,
Speaker 1: even though she doesn't want to go forward with penetration
Speaker 1: with it. I don't think that's weird. It's like she's
Speaker 1: attracted to the penis being there, she just doesn't want
Speaker 1: it in her. That makes sense to me. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: guess that kind of makes sense. I actually don't like scissoring,
Speaker 1: like I like humping, but I've scissored before and I
Speaker 1: don't like it. I'm like, just we're just both like
Speaker 1: grinding our vaginasm. I'll be like, I don't get it.
Speaker 1: You gotta get it when it's good, you gotta get
Speaker 1: like yeah, okay, wait so wait wait wait wait wait.
Speaker 1: So I was about to say, well, we're on a
Speaker 1: horrid derve tip before we get to where both of
Speaker 1: you guys drop your sex tips, before we get into
Speaker 1: the horrible decision we do you have a scissoring tip
Speaker 1: for Medina to where she may enjoy scissoring more just wetness,
Speaker 1: like I like, you have to make sure it's like
Speaker 1: low key, like lathered, like if your spit is lathered
Speaker 1: up in the pussy enough, like you're gliding better. Because
Speaker 1: the thing about um scissoring is that friction isn't always
Speaker 1: the best thing, Like I think with sex with a man,
Speaker 1: sometimes friction could be good, like condoms can be too
Speaker 1: wet and you may not feel enough. But with scissoring,
Speaker 1: I think because you have more room, like I can
Speaker 1: get on your thigh and get messy, like just loving
Speaker 1: it up as good. What's um, I'm curious to know. Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: do you guys have any sex? Do we have any
Speaker 1: sex tips? Um? I would say stretch because let me
Speaker 1: tell y'all. One time I had to invest in the
Speaker 1: chiropractor for about a year because I got sciatica after
Speaker 1: I was fucking this one nigga in Houston. And I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't regret it. What I do it again? I
Speaker 1: have way a nigga made you get in your bad
Speaker 1: that ends up getting it's it's a nerve in your
Speaker 1: back and it ends up getting pinched or something like that,
Speaker 1: and ship is just out of whack. But it it
Speaker 1: feels like a shoot. He really broke your back, bit
Speaker 1: and I think him forward all the time, but it
Speaker 1: sends a shooting pain down like your back and it
Speaker 1: went all the way down to my ankle. I was
Speaker 1: walking funny. I haven't right now, dude, haven't Your back
Speaker 1: is killing me? What if I got sayidica? I feel
Speaker 1: like the girl I diagnosed my so basically I got
Speaker 1: sayadica cancer. I hope not cancer, but yeah, definitely a stretch.
Speaker 1: Drink lots of water beforehand. You can be extra juicy.
Speaker 1: So my sex tip is, and this is a lot
Speaker 1: of y'all are going to hear this and be like, no,
Speaker 1: fuck no, I really like, you know, booty play and
Speaker 1: if you don't want to, let like and I just
Speaker 1: want everyone to know that, like if you don't want
Speaker 1: to dick in your ass. Lately, there was a married
Speaker 1: couple that I was sucking and her husband loved like
Speaker 1: she wouldn't let him do it, but I would let
Speaker 1: him do it. He loved like putting his finger so
Speaker 1: deep in my ask where like I literally felt like
Speaker 1: I could come and felt felt like I could feel
Speaker 1: it coming up out of my mouth, like he put
Speaker 1: it so deep in there, and it didn't hurt because
Speaker 1: it's a finger, it's not like a dick, and it
Speaker 1: was the sexiest thing. It made my pussy so wet,
Speaker 1: like literally dripping wet, and he would just like tease
Speaker 1: me like boot boody, like it is such a great
Speaker 1: sex tip to get things started out. Every now and again,
Speaker 1: he said, sometimes he would get some ship on his fingers,
Speaker 1: but you just, you know, keep a little wet wipe
Speaker 1: on the side so you can wipe it off and
Speaker 1: then start the sex. It is incredible. And I just
Speaker 1: tell y'all, y'all don't know, but Medina's nickname is Madonna
Speaker 1: because I think she really like has got like scat
Speaker 1: is a fetish for her, but she hasn't admitted to it,
Speaker 1: because I really think that she really enjoys ship being around.
Speaker 1: Do you not have a male friend but do not?
Speaker 1: I really don't you need them to teach you about
Speaker 1: your asshole because they might get it. You can stop.
Speaker 1: I told her, like, when I have niggas played with
Speaker 1: my ass, I feel like there's not ship everywhere. But
Speaker 1: I think Medina Loki likes to see the ship, so
Speaker 1: I don't think she's gonna try to get rid of
Speaker 1: Maybe it makes you feel like, look, you got so
Speaker 1: fucking deep. The nastier that sex is, the more like
Speaker 1: intrigued I get by the experience that we're about to
Speaker 1: have so showers. I am like, I can't do the
Speaker 1: Golden shower. I've tried, but my body won't let me
Speaker 1: pee on someone. But I like to get pete on
Speaker 1: not all the time thing. But if you want to
Speaker 1: do it, I'll be like, hold on, if you don't
Speaker 1: get into my hair, don't get it in my hair.
Speaker 1: So if you like that, I get it because it's messiness. No,
Speaker 1: but she'd be like do do not? Like? Hold where
Speaker 1: have you been peered? Specifically as far as on your
Speaker 1: body and the ace where you at their house hotel?
Speaker 1: I was at his house and he peeped on like
Speaker 1: I told him, don't go above the collar bone. But
Speaker 1: of course a little bit splattered. Of course, a little
Speaker 1: bit splatters on your lip. But I was like, okay, cool.
Speaker 1: But he stood over me on the bed and he
Speaker 1: peeed and he like just pissing and got all over
Speaker 1: the bed and stuff, and then it was really sexy,
Speaker 1: like it was really on the bed. Wait did y'all start?
Speaker 1: I smelled like for a couple of days. But that
Speaker 1: is so grossy. I have never let nobody. I don't
Speaker 1: know if this's her voice, but I'm like, this is
Speaker 1: not that right now. It's because she's trying to put
Speaker 1: it so innocent. Yeah, So then he peeted on me
Speaker 1: and I smelled like a bum for three weeks. But
Speaker 1: it's okay because it was fun. Just try it. I'm
Speaker 1: pet on somebody. That was fun, but I feel somebody too,
Speaker 1: but my my pussy wouldn't like. Mentally, it took a while,
Speaker 1: like I had to go the mental her vagina, her
Speaker 1: vagina's brain. Apparently, I had to go run and sit
Speaker 1: over the toilet. I feel like, okay, I'm sitting over
Speaker 1: at toilet. Then when it was ready to come out,
Speaker 1: I had to hold it and run back to the
Speaker 1: shower to piss on him. That ship was hard. I
Speaker 1: didn't have to do that. So I I had a
Speaker 1: peeing conversation recently because I think we were around Nah.
Speaker 1: Y'all said no, no, no, we really said we can't
Speaker 1: do three things golden showers it is. That's a good point. Nah.
Speaker 1: Somebody was like, what episode should I start with? So
Speaker 1: I said, do one of the top tens and then
Speaker 1: we hung up. I said, yo, I just realized the
Speaker 1: top ten is one where me and Mandy made this
Speaker 1: bet about who we gets it on, who get Piste
Speaker 1: onto that. I think I might have said this a
Speaker 1: little bit in the last episode, but he was like, so,
Speaker 1: what do you mean, like you need to get paid
Speaker 1: this much to get pete on. I was like, well,
Speaker 1: not if it was you, but like still and then
Speaker 1: he was like you let me pee on you and
Speaker 1: I'm like no it and he was like what about
Speaker 1: below the neck? I'm like maybe, look, but now suddenly
Speaker 1: I've been like, at what point will we start doing
Speaker 1: ship like this? And then I brought it up like
Speaker 1: a day later. Right, I'm like, have you repeat on
Speaker 1: a bit? She's like in the shower but like it
Speaker 1: was like a jokey thing. I was like, right, but
Speaker 1: like a sex thing. Wait, how do you jokingly pee on?
Speaker 1: Somebody broke in the shower and it's just like I'm
Speaker 1: gonna on you and they let a little bit out
Speaker 1: and you're in the shower though, so you're not mad,
Speaker 1: you're niggareau. But because I don't understand, I like having
Speaker 1: nasty sex. Like we understand, now we didn't understand. We understand,
Speaker 1: but nigga wait wait, you know we under the nigga
Speaker 1: is not jokingly he is on your bower or in
Speaker 1: the toilet. You never sat on the toilet. And then
Speaker 1: he comes too, so so that so that I had
Speaker 1: done but we were drunk, So yeah, I stand. I
Speaker 1: just shared this with um on the episode with Corey
Speaker 1: b He wanted me to piss on him, and we
Speaker 1: never discussed him pissing on me because it wasn't what
Speaker 1: he wanted. He just wanted me to pay on him.
Speaker 1: But we when we got in from the club which
Speaker 1: I was taking a piss on the toilet on a
Speaker 1: night that we decided I wasn't gonna piss on him
Speaker 1: and brought He came and started pissing fee and it
Speaker 1: went down my titties into the toilet and I didn't
Speaker 1: like it. I didn't like it. I thought for days,
Speaker 1: like a kindergartener, she had it all in. Wait, have
Speaker 1: you felt like a kindergarten used to be used to
Speaker 1: in the bed for a very long time, So maybe
Speaker 1: I'm just accustomed to this. Maybe it's nostalgic to you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm weak. Anyways, Before again, before we get into the
Speaker 1: horror decision, I wait, you both dropped your UM sex tips,
Speaker 1: so we are going to get into the horrible decision.
Speaker 1: And guys, the horrible decision for this week kind of
Speaker 1: brings I guess our platforms to tenfold. I mean, UM
Speaker 1: cocktails has been out I would say three and a
Speaker 1: half four years if I'm not mistaken right, and we
Speaker 1: just we just extended our three year anniversary and oh,
Speaker 1: I guess we've reached it. But I'll just be like this,
Speaker 1: feel like I'm using big words. So okay, extended wasn't right,
Speaker 1: just extended our anniversary because we was gonna be done
Speaker 1: with each other, but were like life, we kept going. Uh.
Speaker 1: But um, we reached our three year anniversary in March
Speaker 1: the last month, and I wanted to kind of have
Speaker 1: the conversation about black women, especially today, taking hold of
Speaker 1: your sexual empowerment, women empowerment and kind of how the
Speaker 1: podcast has affected how we view sex and how it's
Speaker 1: kind of interrupted or helped our dating. Um. And so
Speaker 1: I guess I want to start with you guys. Um.
Speaker 1: The first question to you guys again, your podcast is
Speaker 1: very similar to Horrible Decisions. Do has your podcast affected
Speaker 1: you negatively at all in terms of the partners or
Speaker 1: dating that you guys have had over the past couple
Speaker 1: of years. I would say, yeah, Um, whenever I meet
Speaker 1: someone new and they know about the show, where they
Speaker 1: find out about the show because everybody wants to follow
Speaker 1: everybody on Instagram and all of that, But whenever I
Speaker 1: meet him and they know about it. I feel like
Speaker 1: they're either trying to prove something or I don't know,
Speaker 1: like they're trying to prove something, they just start acting weird.
Speaker 1: I don't like it. I um, it has absolutely had
Speaker 1: some negative effects. I it's gotten to the point now
Speaker 1: where if I meet somebody new, I don't even I
Speaker 1: would like to not share my Instagram if people are
Speaker 1: really heavy on like wanting to know my Instagram. I
Speaker 1: honestly I don't want to move further because I just
Speaker 1: don't It's not that let's get to know each other. UM.
Speaker 1: I sometimes don't know if people want to funk with
Speaker 1: me because of the show and you want to be
Speaker 1: talked about, or if you really want to funk with me.
Speaker 1: I also feel like there are some men that I've
Speaker 1: been and they just feel like I am like right
Speaker 1: off the bat whore, and I am sometimes like, well,
Speaker 1: you don't understand. Like some of the stories that I
Speaker 1: tell I reach back. Some of the stuff is not
Speaker 1: always current, and I might not express that in the episode.
Speaker 1: I might just tell it like it is current, but
Speaker 1: it might be from sucking high school or college or
Speaker 1: something like. I have never been like I feel like
Speaker 1: I'm having a dry spell honestly because of cocktails, and
Speaker 1: I would think that's why. I think that's why. And
Speaker 1: but but in that same sentence, I will say that
Speaker 1: I do let men know when they bring up an
Speaker 1: issue about it. You can't think that you're gonna come
Speaker 1: into my life and something that we're finally starting to
Speaker 1: get some friction on and we're finally starting to like
Speaker 1: make our name in this podcast where you can't possibly
Speaker 1: think you're gonna come in and think I'm gonna change
Speaker 1: like who I am or what I talk about. It's
Speaker 1: not I'm not just cocktails. There's a whole other part.
Speaker 1: There's my d to Ali and there's Medina Monroe, and
Speaker 1: so you it's just I look at it like that's
Speaker 1: just not fair. And Weezie and I have talked about
Speaker 1: that over the years, like meeting new people being on dates.
Speaker 1: Of course, Weezie and I started in the corporate space,
Speaker 1: so I know I had a hard time identifying am
Speaker 1: I a podcaster or am I an accountant? And what
Speaker 1: I wanted to even portray on my social media and
Speaker 1: I portraying that I'm a graduate with two bachelor's degrees
Speaker 1: who's now a public accountant or am I portraying this
Speaker 1: media personality and especially I mean ship, you talked about
Speaker 1: people thinking y'all are horrors. It's in our name. So
Speaker 1: now as soon as I meet someone, oh, what do
Speaker 1: you do? Well, just type in horror. We pop up
Speaker 1: and it's just like ship. Like horror is even in
Speaker 1: the title of this show. And although we've wanted to
Speaker 1: reclaim what we identify as what a horror even is
Speaker 1: in terms of dating or meeting people new of course
Speaker 1: wanting to go further with it, it's kind of difficult
Speaker 1: having that conversation about what what we gonna talk about.
Speaker 1: I just had a conversation with Kiki Um. Well it
Speaker 1: was only an hour ago, so it's fresh, but um
Speaker 1: on their Patreon episode where she said to me, like,
Speaker 1: what do you think your Instagram makes you look like?
Speaker 1: And Keki told me that she thinks it makes me
Speaker 1: look fun or whatever, and she asked me if there
Speaker 1: was any misconceptions of it, and um, I told her that.
Speaker 1: I think for a while I was conflicted. I think
Speaker 1: this is maybe a year ago on like should I
Speaker 1: make more depth to Wheezy? Should I put more depth
Speaker 1: in there? But I think that at the end of
Speaker 1: the day. I use Instagram now mainly not to connect
Speaker 1: with friends like I did when I first used Instagram.
Speaker 1: Instagram for me was something that was, Oh, I want
Speaker 1: to post pictures of my travels and see what my
Speaker 1: friends are doing and blah blah blah blah blah. Now
Speaker 1: I know that Instagram is a platform for my business,
Speaker 1: whether that be Wheezy the brand or horrible decisions period.
Speaker 1: So what that said, do I give a funk if
Speaker 1: people think Weezy is uh doing ship all day like
Speaker 1: writing or in school or whatever, or in tech or
Speaker 1: doing engineering ship. I don't really care because no one
Speaker 1: cares about that content from Wheezy, and that's perfectly okay.
Speaker 1: I think that the only issue that comes into play
Speaker 1: is when people look at your Instagram that are wanting
Speaker 1: to date you and only view that. Um. But that's
Speaker 1: kind of why I've liked dating people that are almost
Speaker 1: in the industry a little bit, because they realize, like, oh, Ship,
Speaker 1: there could be a little bit more to this, bitch,
Speaker 1: because this is just your brand. Um. But I mean, no,
Speaker 1: it even happened to me with Obey. He says to
Speaker 1: me all the time, like I had no idea this
Speaker 1: was who you are Like, when I looked at your Instagram,
Speaker 1: I thought we were just gonna fucking it would be fun,
Speaker 1: and that's common for most men. I'm sure that funk
Speaker 1: would I said first before they give an I guess.
Speaker 1: I guess that leads into my next question. I guess
Speaker 1: for everybody, has there been anything that you shared on
Speaker 1: the podcast that you regret specifically specific specifically how specifically
Speaker 1: as it pertains to maybe your sexual exploration journey or
Speaker 1: you know, what you've done sexually. We're sharing air pods, um,
Speaker 1: But the question was, has there been anything that we've
Speaker 1: shared on the podcast specifically about sex that we wish
Speaker 1: we wouldn't have or that we regret? Oh? Fuck? Yes?
Speaker 1: And and and it's crazy because like and kikiS is it?
Speaker 1: That's my personality. I always there have been more times
Speaker 1: than not, but I've been like, funk, I'll real listen
Speaker 1: to episode and like, why fun did I say that?
Speaker 1: Why did I do that? Like that's just I always overshare.
Speaker 1: I meet new friends and I'd be talking a whole
Speaker 1: lot of time. I'll just say something and be like
Speaker 1: why did I tell her that? And it's just because
Speaker 1: I really do like talking, and I really do want
Speaker 1: people to know, whether it's on the show or people
Speaker 1: in my real life. I like when people know how
Speaker 1: I really am. I when I talk to my mom
Speaker 1: about things that I've done, whether it be drugs or sex,
Speaker 1: I like knowing that my mom knows who I am.
Speaker 1: I never want her to be like my child would
Speaker 1: never do that, because your child would do that. And
Speaker 1: so I sometimes overshare. I remember when Keik and I,
Speaker 1: when I first came on Cocktails and I had ship.
Speaker 1: I always shared this because I really could not let
Speaker 1: it go for like a week, and I we did
Speaker 1: that photo. She remember were in the car, in my
Speaker 1: car on Peter Street, and I had talked about a
Speaker 1: producer that I had fucked, and I said his name,
Speaker 1: and I was talking all this ship. I was real
Speaker 1: about it, and I was like, we gotta delete it.
Speaker 1: We gotta because we didn't bleep his name or anything.
Speaker 1: I was real about it, Like I was like, I
Speaker 1: don't give a fund. Wait, all y'all had to do
Speaker 1: was bleep the name. I was bouty. She had asked
Speaker 1: me I was editing the episode. I was like, hey,
Speaker 1: by the way, remember you said maybe don't but you
Speaker 1: said somebody's name. Do you want me to take it out?
Speaker 1: Like it good? She's like, no, leave it in there,
Speaker 1: leave it in there. So I was like, what's work.
Speaker 1: As time went by, even now I ran into this
Speaker 1: nigg I went to go pick up some to go
Speaker 1: food at a bar during quarantine, I saw him. I
Speaker 1: was with another dude and he probably never even heard
Speaker 1: the episode, but the fact that I just like broadcasted
Speaker 1: it and was like fuck, like I'd be sucking niggas,
Speaker 1: but no, nobody ever knows who I'm fucking, and I
Speaker 1: just like, it wasn't even that I was embarrassed. It
Speaker 1: was just that like I just gave you that cloud.
Speaker 1: Like sometimes I'm like, he's a whack ass niggas, And
Speaker 1: I hate when like there's a whack ass nigger that
Speaker 1: could be like, yeah, I sucked her. I was so
Speaker 1: fucking embarrassed that I did he. I was to this day,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, why did I do that? I don't
Speaker 1: hold you with the quarantine. With the quarantine, I got
Speaker 1: niggas coming up from the past lot like trying to reminisce,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, okay, calm down, we sucked the decade ago.
Speaker 1: Can you not make it present? Days and the thing
Speaker 1: that I fuck you. I'm texting everybody and we gave
Speaker 1: me some good sexting tips, so I'm gonna put those
Speaker 1: into play later after I have three more of what
Speaker 1: you mean? What you mean, you niggas? You're about to
Speaker 1: start hitting up all your old niggling bitch already started.
Speaker 1: That's what I've been doing all this time. Start what
Speaker 1: do you mean? We're going there? But why but why
Speaker 1: are you hitting up corny old day but you but
Speaker 1: you want the pasties? Is nappy girl? No, because I
Speaker 1: can shave myself. That's passed and I can't use it
Speaker 1: right now. Okay, But what you do is when you
Speaker 1: stand in the shape, what you do is you stand
Speaker 1: in the shower right and you put your leg up
Speaker 1: on the edge of the tub and then you just
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know what your how how thick
Speaker 1: your booty is in the back, but sometimes you gotta
Speaker 1: spread the one butt cheek and he's gotta take a
Speaker 1: little razor and go in near shade a little booty hair.
Speaker 1: I will say, shaving is nothing compared to if you're
Speaker 1: really used to waxing. But you can get your pussy
Speaker 1: back like a lot of hair. I have new pussies.
Speaker 1: Take off, niggas, I said, I have a lot of
Speaker 1: hair right now. Actually, I think a hair got caught
Speaker 1: in this, niggas. You just had a threesome with a
Speaker 1: hairy hairy pussies, So I ain't even gonna hold you
Speaker 1: before me and she went and narrated. She was like
Speaker 1: one moment, she said, one minute, one minute. Bit I
Speaker 1: had to wait fifteen minutes for I hated too, but
Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, We're gonna work through this.
Speaker 1: It's fine because her pussy was still good. So but
Speaker 1: I had to wait fifteen minutes for her to get
Speaker 1: the hair up off her pussy. She was like, wait,
Speaker 1: y'all getting whatever pussy I broke. First of all, Mandy
Speaker 1: always says hold on that you fu your friends when
Speaker 1: you're drunk. Oh, we was drunk. They was doing a
Speaker 1: who cook and she she did a wax. Well wait,
Speaker 1: not even drunk. They was. They was drunk off the hookah.
Speaker 1: We had ordered pizza and wings that night. No, so
Speaker 1: we did do wine. But they was on the hookah
Speaker 1: Lex Andrea on the hook Lex was not here for me.
Speaker 1: Fucking Drea that night either. We didn't even gonna talk
Speaker 1: about that. Lex was mad? Why was she mad? Lex
Speaker 1: was piste? Lex Lex left the next morning and slammed
Speaker 1: the door, like I'm fed up with both of you bitches.
Speaker 1: Then then she made it seem like I like, like,
Speaker 1: what is pounced on? Fucking dre like she paid, seemed
Speaker 1: like I planned to do it. I was like, bitch, no, bitch.
Speaker 1: We just got drunk and they did the hookah and
Speaker 1: then I was like, I don't. I don't do hookas,
Speaker 1: but like they was lit. We was all lit and
Speaker 1: next thing you know, me Andre was it was. It
Speaker 1: was so much fun and pretty. It is pretty and
Speaker 1: the sounds are just so much hotter. Okay, y'all just
Speaker 1: go ahead and fun as soon as it's lifted, lift
Speaker 1: your with the band, as soon as the world opens
Speaker 1: back up, as soon as box Eater, let's get into
Speaker 1: our motherfucking male. Is just that sex Xomnia? Yeah, well
Speaker 1: I actually picked a different one because why not. I mean,
Speaker 1: I was, but I feel like we can do that another.
Speaker 1: I mean, do you want to read the sex Xomnia email?
Speaker 1: I afforded it, but I found it she wilding. It
Speaker 1: is long. That's why I was like, oh, bitch, let
Speaker 1: me find a little show to one. Um, so this
Speaker 1: one is we're gonna do it. We're gonna do it too,
Speaker 1: and saying all right, so this one comes from one
Speaker 1: of our listeners. Hi, ladies, I'm a huge fan of
Speaker 1: the show and cannot wait for the l a show
Speaker 1: bitch whenever they allowed us to have that ship. Um,
Speaker 1: So let's get right to the point. I've been with
Speaker 1: my boyfriend since two thousand fifteen, and we broke up
Speaker 1: for a year and both of us moved on with
Speaker 1: different people. Somehow we reconnected and started talking about what
Speaker 1: we have been up to and the people we were seeing.
Speaker 1: He did He disclosed that he hadn't had sex with anyone,
Speaker 1: but I was upfront and honest that I had and
Speaker 1: and mentioned that I had had sex with one dude.
Speaker 1: In reality, it was three um, and I was in
Speaker 1: a platonic situation ship. The girl he was seeing was
Speaker 1: a lot younger than him, even me. He's thirty two
Speaker 1: and I am twenty four old. Girl was about five
Speaker 1: months younger than me. They went on two trips and
Speaker 1: he has never done that with me. But really nothing,
Speaker 1: I'm heard over, But you heard over because you mentioned
Speaker 1: and he didn't took this whole on a trip and
Speaker 1: not you, bitch, you hurt anyways, But realizing his bare
Speaker 1: minimum effort to plan anything as fun as trips and
Speaker 1: romantic dates, I have decided to not give up the
Speaker 1: box because he does not deserve it. I did talk
Speaker 1: to him about this and have not even tried to
Speaker 1: give him a straight answer about it. I realized I
Speaker 1: am just quite used. I'm just quite used to his company,
Speaker 1: but also considering he's in a whole another state, I
Speaker 1: do not want to give this pussy whenever I do
Speaker 1: go to see him during this pandemic, I refused to
Speaker 1: sit at an airport. I can also drive, but again,
Speaker 1: I ain't trying to do more than what he does. Bitch,
Speaker 1: how are you gonna say you're not mad about these trips?
Speaker 1: But you just spent four sentences about how he's not
Speaker 1: putting an effort. But okay, I'm starting I'm starting to
Speaker 1: think that I'd rather release urges with dudes from my past, okay, Kiki,
Speaker 1: and just keep him by my side because emotional cords
Speaker 1: and longevity. We have amazing sex, and he is someone
Speaker 1: I actually really enjoy being intimate with. So my question is,
Speaker 1: do you think it is possible to be in a
Speaker 1: quote unquote monogamous relationship while also being celibate. Should I
Speaker 1: even disclose to him of the major decision I have
Speaker 1: came to, or just act like I'm not trying to
Speaker 1: have sex. Sex is a sacred practice to me, So
Speaker 1: I feel people who do not show with actions that
Speaker 1: they really do funk with me do not deserve the box.
Speaker 1: I would love to hear what you ladies think, sincerely
Speaker 1: and emotionally attached howe to a half asked energy nigga.
Speaker 1: So basically, she's feeling like she's not getting the energy
Speaker 1: she wants from this person who she does enjoy intimacy with. However,
Speaker 1: she has chosen to be celibate until she's in a
Speaker 1: monogamous relationship with something she has had sex with. This
Speaker 1: is her act, she's do you think this is a
Speaker 1: This is a very manipulated I feel like it is.
Speaker 1: You try to all those other words in there to
Speaker 1: say that you hold an out on pussy. And I
Speaker 1: really truly don't like shooting on women like that, especially
Speaker 1: when they want to make a choice like celibacy, which
Speaker 1: is a big deal and we should all respect. And
Speaker 1: I actually think you could be in a relationship while
Speaker 1: sell abate, because I mean, that's how people that are
Speaker 1: you know, religious or go through clenses. I have a
Speaker 1: friend who was an alcoholic and needed to refrain from
Speaker 1: sex from his wife for a little bit because he
Speaker 1: felt like that was taking place of the alcohol. He's like,
Speaker 1: now all I want to do is fun because I
Speaker 1: don't drink. He's like, so I want to cut out both,
Speaker 1: and she was great with it, right, But now you're
Speaker 1: saying until I'm in a monogamous relationship, so I don't
Speaker 1: want to funk till I have a boyfriend is really
Speaker 1: what you're saying. But you're saying it to a nigga
Speaker 1: that you've already fucked, so now you're trying to use
Speaker 1: your pussy keep him and that will never right. But
Speaker 1: not only that, the fact that you're saying in the
Speaker 1: body of the email, you talked about how you feel
Speaker 1: like the reason you don't want to fuck him is
Speaker 1: because he's not showing effort to you. And the fact
Speaker 1: that you know, hew, you just want to not fun
Speaker 1: because he's not show an effort. It's just it's childish.
Speaker 1: I mean, I get it. If you don't want to suf,
Speaker 1: somebody's not showing you effort, but then it ain't been
Speaker 1: showing you effort, so you should have started off that way.
Speaker 1: So I'm saying, don't do it because it's not gonna work.
Speaker 1: Like your plan is not gonna work. I think it
Speaker 1: was never putting the effort forward. So like for you
Speaker 1: to like withhold it now and think he's gonna put
Speaker 1: forth the effort, he's not bright, So like you just
Speaker 1: need to throw the hole man, because sex shouldn't be yeah, right,
Speaker 1: Sex should not be the thing that's like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take this away because he so he can
Speaker 1: be good to me. What happens when he gets it.
Speaker 1: We need to make sure that people are good to
Speaker 1: us at all points exactly. And I'm I wanted to
Speaker 1: actually ask this to you, kicking yeah, because you're reaching
Speaker 1: out to people from the past. I'm curious to know,
Speaker 1: are you expecting effort from any of these guys? And
Speaker 1: I want to see them beaches and stuff like that,
Speaker 1: nasty stuff like that's all I want. When this ship
Speaker 1: is over and I'm back outside, I don't care about them.
Speaker 1: I'm not reaching out to them to like re establish
Speaker 1: a real connection or maybe build one because we didn't
Speaker 1: have one from the beginning. No, and this girl just
Speaker 1: needs to give it up to God because this is
Speaker 1: this just makes no sense. It's not I agree, I agree,
Speaker 1: And it's crazy because, um, I think the effort is
Speaker 1: literally something that a lot of men don't realize, Like
Speaker 1: it could be the bare minimum as far as like
Speaker 1: responding to a text message and a and a you know,
Speaker 1: good enough time, or you trying to make plans with me.
Speaker 1: Is that little bit of effort that we do like
Speaker 1: to see from men. And it's funny because I was
Speaker 1: talking to my home girl and they she made she
Speaker 1: made plans to get some quarantine dick, and she hit
Speaker 1: him up at eleven o'clock. Girl, he hit her up
Speaker 1: at five in the morning talking about he fell asleep.
Speaker 1: And so it was literally me talking like butt you
Speaker 1: pretty much let him know that y'all had plans to fuck,
Speaker 1: and he hits you the next day talking about, oh,
Speaker 1: he fell asleep. So even just that little bit of effort,
Speaker 1: we both were just like, oh, he gotta be written off.
Speaker 1: He can't get no pussy now during quarantine, like whine
Speaker 1: because yeah, because I feel like he's lying right, Like
Speaker 1: you guys made plans to see each other that night.
Speaker 1: So she I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I thought she hit
Speaker 1: him up at eleven and made plans. They made plans,
Speaker 1: and so she hit him up at eleven, like I'm
Speaker 1: just waiting on you, bro. He hit me like, I
Speaker 1: my my nigga and I were joking around the other
Speaker 1: day because right, so so we do like two days
Speaker 1: off and I'll be making jokes and he got another
Speaker 1: bitch in them two days. He's like, what, I'm the
Speaker 1: fucker and na but he's but he said, when would
Speaker 1: I suck her? He's like, we FaceTime every night. I'd
Speaker 1: be in the bed at midnight. I said, I don't
Speaker 1: give a nigga. We FaceTime when you go to sleep,
Speaker 1: and bitches ain't ship and Dick is low out here.
Speaker 1: There could be a bitch that could come through a
Speaker 1: twelve oh one and leave it two oh to trust me,
Speaker 1: I don't believe none of that. Like I was just
Speaker 1: I was just gonna say, bitches ain't ship is me
Speaker 1: because I'd have been laid right up in the bed
Speaker 1: with a nigga while he faced time his bitch. So
Speaker 1: I already know that's why I'm like, don't do that.
Speaker 1: Don't do that, Kiki. She said, Man, but nigga lodgin
Speaker 1: a kid just like how I'm a bit, I said,
Speaker 1: don't act like any motherfucker possible, bitch. I'm sorry, I
Speaker 1: don't possible. It's not possible. We all know how how
Speaker 1: how I am a fuck a bit. Then the other
Speaker 1: day right now, I will say, so, we were riding bikes,
Speaker 1: right he did, like a twenty mile bike ride. It
Speaker 1: is eleven thirty. He's like, baby, I'm getting tired. I said, really,
Speaker 1: you're that tired. You're that tired you want to go
Speaker 1: back to the late? He's like, what who am I?
Speaker 1: Who am I have come? Thought? Who was coming here?
Speaker 1: The bitch that's coming at twelve because you told her
Speaker 1: you had work to do until eleven thirty, because you
Speaker 1: knew I was your work, because we talked before your
Speaker 1: as go to sleep. That's I'm gonna fun. I'm telling
Speaker 1: you I'm crazy. I believe that crazy. And also I
Speaker 1: also need to pick these fights so we could have sex.
Speaker 1: That sounds that sounds all tight to my AirPod. Didn't
Speaker 1: had to throw it in the charger really quick. But
Speaker 1: I'm just like, what the fund is this christ Bits
Speaker 1: talking about well, now I know, well some crazy, crazy bullshit.
Speaker 1: I mean, like you know, I ain't serious, but I
Speaker 1: feel like if we get in them arguments, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, because he'd be like, who the fucking
Speaker 1: I'd be like that crazy baby. I need that toxic.
Speaker 1: You need toxicity, I guess before we get out of here, UM, Medina,
Speaker 1: if you can let us know UM where our listeners
Speaker 1: can listen to Cocktails, what you guys have going on,
Speaker 1: and also your social media handles, let them know you
Speaker 1: can listen to cocktails. Dang, the AirPod died, but you
Speaker 1: can listen to cocktails everywhere where there is a podcast. UM.
Speaker 1: Follow us on our cocktails page at Cocktails podcast on Instagram,
Speaker 1: follow Kiki and said So, and follow me at coffee
Speaker 1: Bean Dean and we will update you guys on what
Speaker 1: we have. We have a lot of bonus content coming
Speaker 1: out on Patreon and y'all love you yea our episode.
Speaker 1: They have two episodes featuring Wheezy and I. But also
Speaker 1: if you guys are into reality TV, Medina was a
Speaker 1: cast member, so they know I'm there listen. I feel
Speaker 1: like that's where my future husband is overseas. Temptation Island
Speaker 1: was sho so like when I found out Medina was
Speaker 1: on it because I watched the first one when I
Speaker 1: had like a regular office job and we'd be in
Speaker 1: the motherfucking office. I think it came on Tuesdays Wednesday,
Speaker 1: like Nigga, this bitch Wild, the white Bitch like, so
Speaker 1: when Medina was on the show, I couldn't wait to
Speaker 1: come in the office and be like, my friend, the
Speaker 1: pretty black one is I'm not even gonna hold you though,
Speaker 1: Like between Temptation Island and now, I think they have
Speaker 1: too hot to handle on Netflix. I need to know
Speaker 1: the casting I need to know the casting people for
Speaker 1: black men on reality TV because those aren't think them
Speaker 1: ain't and be on TV because they doing too much.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. I'm gonna say this exact clip,
Speaker 1: and even if opportune very close with a lot of
Speaker 1: the casting directors and their producers up today, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: send it to him because I was, like I thought
Speaker 1: I was gonna meet my husband, I'm meeting little niggas
Speaker 1: you get, you'll get you at Carlton. These are the
Speaker 1: black men that you choose, like and even for the
Speaker 1: one on Netflix. They're supposed to be the hottest men.
Speaker 1: They went to all the countries and I'm like, here's
Speaker 1: what I will say though, having done a reality show.
Speaker 1: They put you let me so much testing that a
Speaker 1: lot of niggas get cut out of it. I mean like,
Speaker 1: if you have yeah, because I want to see, but
Speaker 1: I want to see the real hood. You're not getting
Speaker 1: to go back. We need to go back. We need
Speaker 1: thro STD testing. They need to send you to Mexico
Speaker 1: on Mandy. They put you on STD medical testing. They
Speaker 1: put you through an i Q test, they have you
Speaker 1: sit down with a therapist and a psychiatry. Is you
Speaker 1: have to go through so many different levels and pass
Speaker 1: it that you you start to see the fine niggas
Speaker 1: when you're going through the process, you see the finding
Speaker 1: and then you get to the house and you're like,
Speaker 1: where's that niggain. You're like, day, he either didn't pass
Speaker 1: the STD test, he's crazy. That's what happened. I ain't
Speaker 1: even gonna hold you. Can we get back to the
Speaker 1: days where they were casting for like Flavor of Love
Speaker 1: because they had ship or or like well because they
Speaker 1: weren't as truth they were Internet didn't nobody could care them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: tequila Head, she's she's a Republican. We're not going to
Speaker 1: bring her up. Oh well we will bring up. Speaking
Speaker 1: of i Q and plugging ship, I have something to plug.
Speaker 1: I'm actually super excited about this. Quarantining has made me
Speaker 1: call a lot of friends and learn a lot of ship.
Speaker 1: So one of the friends that I want to learn
Speaker 1: ship with who was Eddie Della Seppi. He came on
Speaker 1: our podcast. We decided to start a new podcast. It
Speaker 1: comes out tomorrow on It's called for Facts Sake and
Speaker 1: we get on there. Each topic every week is random
Speaker 1: and we just talked random topics of it. We got eggs,
Speaker 1: Donald Trump, scientology. The one you guys will hear tomorrow
Speaker 1: is a Tiger Kings. It's so much fun and um,
Speaker 1: I love it. We have a segment called who, What
Speaker 1: and Where, and it's like a ranting segment and my nigga.
Speaker 1: It's fun as fun and I'd be like, be about
Speaker 1: to say nigga with Eddie, but he still feels the energy. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: that sounds pretty serious and I'd be like, and that
Speaker 1: plus it bit he's something I think yea. Eddie's white,
Speaker 1: so he'd he'd be telling a little. He tells he
Speaker 1: get his Spanish jokes off. Though I was telling a
Speaker 1: story about Maria. He's like, and she's not cleaning. Oh ship.
Speaker 1: But you know, the podcast is fun, you learn random shit. Um,
Speaker 1: please like listen to it. I think you guys will
Speaker 1: like it. Um. And we got a little trailer we
Speaker 1: made and uh, yeah, it's fun. It's a good project
Speaker 1: for Quarantine. I feel like, yeah, how are you guys
Speaker 1: doing as far as being creatives during Quarantine? I feel
Speaker 1: like this is my time. I've been coming up with
Speaker 1: all kind of ship and I'm so excited because my
Speaker 1: new bankes came on. Okay, girl, I'm a came in today. Yes,
Speaker 1: I've got more stuff to film. Will probably film something tonight.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Um, but I've been really enjoying it.
Speaker 1: I forget I technically work from home. But um, but
Speaker 1: if I think it's so dope that, like y'all we
Speaker 1: were all just talking about how it's like reality TV
Speaker 1: doesn't cast the right black men. I will say that,
Speaker 1: like Kiki has been coming up with ideas for like
Speaker 1: reality television, and that naturally in my mind, I was like,
Speaker 1: if this bitch really does produce a reality television show,
Speaker 1: we will see the niggas that we want to see.
Speaker 1: An fuck, whether they passed, we're gonna worry about that ground.
Speaker 1: She's not gonna worry about the background. She gonna bring
Speaker 1: us the niggas on the reality TV And it's not
Speaker 1: gonna be like an on own. It's gonna be on
Speaker 1: like E or Bravo, because bitch, I'm waiting from from
Speaker 1: a couple of the different shows that I did watch too,
Speaker 1: like even there was a one cute nigga on The Circle,
Speaker 1: but he was so lame once he started talking, we
Speaker 1: all thought people like no more. It was just like
Speaker 1: the basketball looking player na anyways, And maybe that's that's
Speaker 1: just me because that's my type. But but you know,
Speaker 1: and when they don't play ball, you'd be like, damn,
Speaker 1: you sucked your big up got injured. No. Um now,
Speaker 1: but this quarantine during this time has been definitely interesting. Um.
Speaker 1: I love that all of the creatives are getting in
Speaker 1: their bag and finding ways because I do. I think
Speaker 1: that life as we knew it will not exist in
Speaker 1: the same capacity, at least for the next couple a
Speaker 1: couple of years, specifically with like live venue performances, festivals,
Speaker 1: even sporting events which I can't sit courtside. I thought
Speaker 1: I was about to get up and be lit like that,
Speaker 1: but no, So I mean, it's just definitely interesting to
Speaker 1: where we are now. But I love that everyone's getting
Speaker 1: behind the mic, getting in front of their cameras and
Speaker 1: creating content. Also, guys, there's a lot of UM huge
Speaker 1: networks that are looking for content creators. So if you
Speaker 1: go to like a Comedy Central or a b ET
Speaker 1: or a complex, a lot of them are now looking
Speaker 1: for UM creatives to bring them content. And this could
Speaker 1: this could potentially end up being a check for you,
Speaker 1: since I know a lot of us have checks that
Speaker 1: have been taken away from us. So definitely start doing
Speaker 1: your googles and reach out to that to that ship,
Speaker 1: I guess. Thank you Kiki and Medina for finally joining us.
Speaker 1: Um we got Maduna in the building and Kiki who's
Speaker 1: reaching out to old niggas. Thank you for I am Look,
Speaker 1: I feel like everybody is in a good place right now,
Speaker 1: and I love that like did this and I literally
Speaker 1: feel like I'm sitting with y'all. I feel like we're
Speaker 1: having a girl's night out in and this was so
Speaker 1: much fun. I funk with you all. I can't wait
Speaker 1: to see y'all in real life and we all maybe
Speaker 1: we have sex. What do we think before someom? I
Speaker 1: mean you and you and weasly gonna have sex. I
Speaker 1: didn't already ask Keiki if I could bring Bodi downtown,
Speaker 1: bring body and he can stay at my place. You
Speaker 1: can stay with me, okay, Okay, then we're gonna put
Speaker 1: body at your because I'm like, bitch, I gotta hold
Speaker 1: you were talking that cat can't come all animals, but no, no, no, Keithie,
Speaker 1: don't don't front you said body can't come. If he
Speaker 1: if he can't come, especially because he'd be climbing and
Speaker 1: scratch the ship. I know what the cat is. That's
Speaker 1: not the type of cat I like. Okay, it's a
Speaker 1: different kind welcome. I'm anyways, thank you. Okay, So it
Speaker 1: looks like bitch I might end up media before you
Speaker 1: then we all really anyways, guys, thank you all for
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Speaker 1: again this has been another episode of horrible decisions. Everybody
Speaker 1: say bye. That's aw that tongue hanging. Today's vanilla ship
Speaker 1: comes from our show in Chicago and the reason I
Speaker 1: want to bring it back up because we never really
Speaker 1: got to dig into what we would order. So in London,
Speaker 1: there's a restaurant that's opening a supper club where it's
Speaker 1: a three course meal that you get I think upon
Speaker 1: entry it's like eighty year oh, and then you have
Speaker 1: access to other stuff in the venue, like a hot tub,
Speaker 1: different rooms. It's pretty much a sex club. But the
Speaker 1: only thing that's a little bit different is you can
Speaker 1: actually order sex on the menu. Um, so what I
Speaker 1: wanted to know. I think you made a joke about
Speaker 1: not paying for sex when we got into some But
Speaker 1: if you had the budget and if you had to
Speaker 1: order first off, I got the budget. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: Like if you had the budget, like let's say you
Speaker 1: had to spend three grand at this place, like they
Speaker 1: gave you the money. Like let's say you had to
Speaker 1: Let's say you're on some influencer ship and they're like
Speaker 1: Mandy Bee we would like you to come to this restaurant.
Speaker 1: I need Ruby lichiks Dick on the in Who's Ruby
Speaker 1: che No soccer player in London? If I'm in London
Speaker 1: and I'm out of pache, I hope it's check. I
Speaker 1: don't know it's spelled e k lichique. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I ain't a bitch. I'm American. I don't know how
Speaker 1: to lift ship. I don't know how to pronounce it.
Speaker 1: I will dog type in Are you be that gonna
Speaker 1: pop up with his finance? I'm on YouTube? No, go
Speaker 1: to his instagram? Are you b I no? Are you
Speaker 1: b e y? It's Ruben loftest Cheek is his name? Yeah, bitch,
Speaker 1: that's who I want to it ain't. Oh they want
Speaker 1: to know if he'd be in the fluffy handcuffs. I
Speaker 1: want him anyway I can. I'll take them wrong. Okay,
Speaker 1: free question. I'm not paying. I don't. I can't honestly
Speaker 1: wrap my mind around paying for Dick. I don't know
Speaker 1: why you be trying to give me that. How do
Speaker 1: you want to pay for Dick? If this is an icebreaker?
Speaker 1: Were we are not horrible decisions right now? Mandy? Hey, Hey,
Speaker 1: it suck what would you order on the menu? Would
Speaker 1: it be oral sex? Would it be penetration? Clearly it wouldn't.
Speaker 1: To watch. Let me pay out of a nigga. No
Speaker 1: I want. I want three asses lined up, bit the
Speaker 1: funk over. I want fine ass niggas, just booty holes
Speaker 1: spread wide open, and I get to just go and
Speaker 1: ram them with my pegger. That's what I want. Okay,
Speaker 1: So you want to order something, if you've made you're
Speaker 1: making me order something, I want to order it. But
Speaker 1: if you see here telling me I got the truth,
Speaker 1: if you sit here telling me I gotta I gotta
Speaker 1: pay to do something, bitch. I want three booty holes
Speaker 1: bent over. I want them to spread their own cheeks,
Speaker 1: and I want them to take Actually I'm lying, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm lying. One of them I want bent over, the
Speaker 1: other one I want on his back, holding his legs back,
Speaker 1: and the last one I'm gonna lay down and make
Speaker 1: him ride me boom. Three positions right there, and I
Speaker 1: dominate all the asses. Literally. That's what then you gonna
Speaker 1: that's what I want to pay for? Who go ahead?
Speaker 1: What do you want to pay more? I want to
Speaker 1: make love with a big cock. Go ahead, I know damn,
Speaker 1: what's your emotional ass? I know what I would pay
Speaker 1: for it. I'd pay for like a tag team, like
Speaker 1: a good gang bang. That's see even in the gang
Speaker 1: bang that I would want to do. I want a
Speaker 1: gang bang of nigger with another bitch, so like, had
Speaker 1: that nigga suck my strap? What other bitch like Ram's ass? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I want to be dominated pretty bad. Oh you want
Speaker 1: to be done? Yeah, I want to dominate somebody in
Speaker 1: the gang bang because you know clearly he's like my
Speaker 1: favorite kind of porn. Yeah. I couldn't even imagine that,
Speaker 1: Like strangers come on my face, not like strangers, they're
Speaker 1: gonna be strangers where you're paying for strangers, let's there.
Speaker 1: I know you want the BF point for an experience.
Speaker 1: I want them to all lay with me after it.
Speaker 1: Tell me I pretty I am to Oh my god,
Speaker 1: yeah no, not one. Not interested in paying full cock
Speaker 1: in anyway. I mean, I just well that that's the
Speaker 1: thing though, because I want such degrading sex. I need
Speaker 1: a little bit of that after Like, Okay, I can
Speaker 1: I can dig it. I can do just a little.
Speaker 1: Um So the King of the Week. I'm not sure
Speaker 1: if we've ever done it before it, but I saw
Speaker 1: a video about it and I was like, oh, we
Speaker 1: gotta do this for microphilia. And it's just we've done that.
Speaker 1: What is it that's insect ship? Right? Have we done
Speaker 1: that in a show? I don't, I don't remember, you
Speaker 1: know what. It might be one that I've been meaning
Speaker 1: to bring up on here, honestly, And I'm just like,
Speaker 1: how we're gonna talk about insects because but you need
Speaker 1: gonna hold you. If I go to a house and
Speaker 1: I see a roach, bitch, my pussy dry. We're not
Speaker 1: fucking I don't want to see bugs anywhere. Yes, I have.
Speaker 1: It's my mom used to laugh at me because my
Speaker 1: uncle like, actually it's a lot of my family. Bitch
Speaker 1: had mad roaches in the house. And I used to
Speaker 1: tell my mama was allergic, Like, Mommy, I can't go
Speaker 1: to the house because I'm allergic. I don't like roaches,
Speaker 1: like not at all. And then when I lived in Atlanta,
Speaker 1: there's these like centipedes,