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Speaker 1: Time now for today's Strawberry Letter and listen. If you

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Speaker 1: need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting, and more,

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Speaker 1: letter just like this one. We're going to read this

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Speaker 1: go tell me muggle up, hold on tight. We got

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Speaker 1: it for you. Here it is Strawberry letter. Thank you. Subject.

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Speaker 1: I have never seen it or touched it. Dear Stephen Shirley.

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Speaker 1: I've been in a long distance relationship with a great

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Speaker 1: guy for the past six years. We live an hour apart,

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Speaker 1: so it's not far at all, and we see each

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Speaker 1: other regularly. When we spend time together, it's wonderful and

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Speaker 1: we have a lot of sex to make up for

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Speaker 1: the times we're apart. Although we have a lot of sex,

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Speaker 1: it is never the romantic experience that I crave because

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Speaker 1: I've never seen my man naked from the waist down.

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Speaker 1: I have never touched any part of his body from

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Speaker 1: the waist down. He will let me rub on his

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Speaker 1: chest and that's it. If I try to touch below

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Speaker 1: his waist, he immediately grabs my hand. I used to

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Speaker 1: ask him why, and he would say that it's his

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Speaker 1: goal to please me and that I should just relax

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Speaker 1: and let him take over. That is so weird to me,

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Speaker 1: and it ruins the whole experience for me. As soon

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Speaker 1: as we're done, he puts his boxers back on. He

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Speaker 1: has never just rolled over and passed out like my

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Speaker 1: ex has used to do. Another thing that's strange is

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Speaker 1: we have never taken a shower or a bubble bath together.

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Speaker 1: I have no problem sacheting around with no clothes on

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Speaker 1: in front of him, and he enjoys it, but he

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Speaker 1: is always covered up. I know you are wondering why

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Speaker 1: I'm bringing it up now if I've been dealing with

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Speaker 1: it for six years. Well, he's been talking about taking

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Speaker 1: our relationship to the next level, so now I have

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Speaker 1: to make some decisions about him and our future. I

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Speaker 1: don't know if I can live with the prudish man

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Speaker 1: for the rest of my life. We are both in

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Speaker 1: our late fifties, so I am not sure what he's

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Speaker 1: hiding down there. I should be able to love on

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Speaker 1: his entire body and enjoy a little shower action occasionally.

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Speaker 1: If this is his only flaw that I may then

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Speaker 1: I may be overthinking things. What do you think? Is

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Speaker 1: it strange to you? How can I open up a

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Speaker 1: discussion about it? Please advise? Wow, this whole letter is

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Speaker 1: a little weird and strange to me. The fact that

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Speaker 1: you've been in a long distance relationship for the past

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Speaker 1: six years is weird and strange to me. The fact

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Speaker 1: that you think an our way qualifies as a long

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Speaker 1: distance relationship is a little weird and strange to me.

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Speaker 1: And the fact that you say you have a lot

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Speaker 1: of sex but you have not seen it or touched

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Speaker 1: him below the waist, but you want to and he

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Speaker 1: won't let you. That is super weird, super strange. So

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Speaker 1: I don't know. At first, I was thinking, you know,

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Speaker 1: maybe he's married, maybe he's not that in to you.

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Speaker 1: But then you say, he's been talking about taking your

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Speaker 1: relationship to the next level, So now you have to

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Speaker 1: make some uh decisions about him. I mean, could he

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Speaker 1: be like super super shy or something. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know what's going on down there

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Speaker 1: that he won't let you see or touch. I mean,

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Speaker 1: you know, I've heard about women who want to, you know,

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Speaker 1: to be intimate with the lights off and things like that.

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Speaker 1: But usually men don't care, so you know, they walk

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Speaker 1: around naked, and you know they're very comfortable with their body.

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Speaker 1: So I don't know. Steve's a man. I'm gonna pass

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Speaker 1: this one over to him. Maybe he sees something in

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Speaker 1: here that, um, you know. I mean, I was gonna

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Speaker 1: say that, Um, maybe you know he's disproportionately small or something,

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Speaker 1: but you have a lot of sex, so that couldn't

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Speaker 1: be it, and you would know that. So I got it,

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Speaker 1: all right, all right, So I'm gonna I'm gonna person.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna pass it on over to Steve right now,

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Speaker 1: go ahead, I got it, fire you go ahead, baby.

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Speaker 1: Before I answer this letter, i'm gonna put a disclaim out.

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Speaker 1: If you have small kids in the room or in

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Speaker 1: the car, put their headsets on and let them do

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Speaker 1: something else, because this is an educational letter and I

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Speaker 1: would be using educational terminos. Okay, Yeah, If you don't

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Speaker 1: want your children to hear words like this, then I'm

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Speaker 1: asking you gently as a father and a grandfather. Now,

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Speaker 1: my grandkids get to hear this type of stuff because

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Speaker 1: Papa don't fix a damn thing in his house. I

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Speaker 1: stay here y'all on Chippy in and on rent you

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Speaker 1: hear it ain't. Oh, by the way, congratulations to love

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Speaker 1: Ezra because he's walking now. I saw a video funny

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Speaker 1: is all right? So here we go. I've never seen

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Speaker 1: it or tested this, Shelley Steve. I've been a long

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Speaker 1: distrelationship with a great guy for the past six years.

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Speaker 1: We live our parts, so it ain't far at all,

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Speaker 1: and we see each other often. Our part is not

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Speaker 1: a long distant relationship. It's a long drive, but it

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Speaker 1: ain't a long distance. It takes a minute to get down,

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Speaker 1: but it's not long distance. Long distant relationships mean it's

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Speaker 1: hard to see one another. But you said in your

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Speaker 1: ladder that you see each other often, and when you do,

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Speaker 1: you have a lot of sex together, making up from

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Speaker 1: your time apart. But you say it's never the romantic

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Speaker 1: experience that I created because I've never seen my man

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Speaker 1: naked from the waist down dune. Why why could this be? Well,

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Speaker 1: I already know what the problem is, and I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: share with you. He lets you rub on his chest,

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Speaker 1: but if I try to touch below his waist, he

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Speaker 1: immediately grabs my hand. And I used to ask him

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Speaker 1: why and he would say it's his goal to please me,

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Speaker 1: and I should just relax and let him take over.

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Speaker 1: Your man is in his late fifties. Your man has

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Speaker 1: a penal implant. That's what it is, all right, Steve,

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Speaker 1: hold on, we have part two of your response coming

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Speaker 1: up at twenty three minutes. The subject of today's strawberry letter,

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Speaker 1: I have never seen it or touched it. And that's

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Speaker 1: what you call a good ass. Cliffhangel, you're listening, all right, Steve.

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Speaker 1: Come on, let's recap today's strawberry letters. Subject I have

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Speaker 1: never seen it or touched it. Now, when we left off, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we left off? Is in a long distant relationship. That's

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Speaker 1: an hour way. That ain't long distance. Sherey pointed that out.

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Speaker 1: You just take you a longer time to see each other,

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Speaker 1: but that ain't long distance. Uh. Well, y'all have a

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Speaker 1: lot of sex because y'all been a part and you

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Speaker 1: don't see each other. And when you do have sex,

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Speaker 1: it's not the romantic experience that you crave because in

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Speaker 1: your late fifties, you've never seen or touched his private

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Speaker 1: part from the waist down. Every time you try, he

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Speaker 1: grabs your head. Ah. Now, let's stop right here. What

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Speaker 1: the hell? Ah? Okay, who who do that? What? Man

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Speaker 1: you havn't a romantic time with? And you reach for it?

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Speaker 1: He goes, Oh, no, many, what you're doing? What you doing?

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Speaker 1: What you're doing? What you're doing? What you're doing? What

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Speaker 1: you do that? Don't do that? Who do that? What? Man?

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Speaker 1: I don't what? Man? Dude? This and now I got

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Speaker 1: two solutions for you. The cliffhanger I left with because

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Speaker 1: here in the late fifties, the reason you've never seen it,

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Speaker 1: the reason you never touched it. The reagon. What all

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Speaker 1: this hill? Because your man has penal implants and that's

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Speaker 1: him Hill. Wait there's more. Yeah, we all easy shocking revelations. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you did a disclaimer earlier. I did say get your

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Speaker 1: kids out the rule now here, you're gonna have to

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Speaker 1: do some explaining if your kids hear this one, so

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Speaker 1: listen to me careful. Hopefully they won't. Maybe your man

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Speaker 1: is not a man oka work with me, work with me,

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Speaker 1: but a woman with no aid like a sexual Okay.

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Speaker 1: I mean that's why I like, let's just say some

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Speaker 1: extra curriculum help activity device. H They don't take showers together,

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Speaker 1: they don't take baths together. He is always covered up.

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Speaker 1: She said, Uh, she's been dealing with this for six years.

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Speaker 1: He wants to take the relationship to the next level. Steve. Uh.

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Speaker 1: If she tries to touch it, he immediately grabs her hand.

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Speaker 1: Uh Huh. She's never seen him naked from the waist down.

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Speaker 1: Don't touch since it's Oh wow, I'm so, I'm so,

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Speaker 1: I'm so. I'm saying that I can't see it. You

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Speaker 1: can't see it. Sh magic, It's magic. It's like a trick,

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Speaker 1: and I don't want you to want this is an illusion.

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Speaker 1: It's like, Hey, let me ask you a question, dude,

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Speaker 1: do do do do the magicians show you where to

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Speaker 1: rabbit that? They never do? They never do, They never

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Speaker 1: know how a trick. Let me ask you something. Do

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Speaker 1: you have any idea where the damn dove comes from? So,

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Speaker 1: I'm dog who you think fifty cent wire writing a

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Speaker 1: song about what I got? The magic? And you can't

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Speaker 1: mess with it because it's magic. Girl, You're gonna mess girl,

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Speaker 1: You're gonna mess around and messed the whole trick up. Now. Wow.

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Speaker 1: So he's a magician, he's a magician. Ship dating a magician? Okay,

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Speaker 1: you dating what you dating Curtis M. Curtis Jackson. Wow,

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Speaker 1: and that's what it is? Are you three options? Number

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Speaker 1: one penal lot implant number two? Number two your man

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Speaker 1: is not a man okay, it has extracurriculum activities. And

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Speaker 1: number three he's a magician. And UK's ever see the trick?

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